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First things first, in case you don't
know, I'm Malcolm from All Warner. That

you shouldn't know. Second thing, we're
in Queens. And as you can see, we are in

a very real neighborhood in Queens.

But there's one thing that makes this
neighborhood just a tad bit different,

that's this building right here.

Tonight, it's a look back at eight years
of The Cosby Show. Join your host,

Malcolm Jamal Warner, for an inside,
behind -the -scenes look at America's

favorite TV show.

That's the one that I will remember
until I forget.

Favorite memories.

Bloopers, guest stars, and more.

It's the big event before the big event.
The Last Laugh.

Memories of the Cosby Show.

Yeah, something very different happened
here. You see, this is Kauffman Astoria

Studios, the studio where we taped the
show. You know, the

Cosby Show. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
That's the ticket.

You know, I'm going to be real honest,
though. This place is kind of eerie.

I mean, this is a stage where I
literally grew up. All the sets are

cast and the crew who kind of became my
second family are all gone.

It almost seems like everything is gone.

But then again, you know, what we did
here can never truly be forgotten

we all have our memories.

You see, what took place on the stage
every week can only be described as

Mom, you know what you need.

Well, we actually are to you. The nice,
soothing dog.

A dog for all of us. A real family dog.

We already have a family dog. You.

There you go. Your sister doesn't call
you names.

All I wanted was an animal whose name
starts with the same letter as most of

grades in your court card, which you are
getting today.

Now this is a scene from the very first
Cosby show.

I'm assuming that it will be a much
better report card than last semester's.

I'm assuming the same thing.

So, Felicia, man, you be hooking these
sandwiches up.

Well,

everyone has their favorite episode of
The Cosby Show.

One that comes to mind offhand is the
episode where I believe it's the eldest

daughter. She's getting married.

And the gentleman has a child from a
previous marriage. He's divorced.

And at first, the parents don't quite
take to the idea.

I know whatever problems come up, our
love will see us through. That's how

strong I love it. Could we please stop
all this love talk for just one minute?

Now, where is this child, Mother? And
where are you going to live?

Not here.

I enjoyed that one.

Oh, by the way.

You caused the report.

Everything is funny on that show. That's
one of the funniest shows on

television. I love it.

When the woman has the baby inside of
her, then I

go in and I take it out.

No, you don't. Everybody knows that the
shark brings the baby.

So mommy goes to the hospital and gets
it. Wow!

When I put my hand on the mother,

I could feel things moving all around.

That's not a baby.

What?

is when Vanessa went to Baltimore to see
The Wretched, the concert.

And our car got stolen, and we didn't
report the car, and we went on to the

concert. And finally, Cliff and Claire
meet us at the

bus depot.

Lying on the floor of some burning
building, dying of asphyxia, and you're

in Baltimore, having been...

Weren't you, Vanessa?

Isn't that where you were? Didn't you go
down there to Baltimore? Mom. Shut up!

Don't you dare open your mouth when I'm
asking you a question.

What were you thinking?

I wasn't thinking.

You got that right.

Did you really think that the four of
you could go off careening into the

and not one single parent would find out
about it? Did you really think that,

Vanessa?

I didn't know what was going on. You
were off being wild and free with the

wretched and singing the wretched's
song.

Now, I know you told me about it in the
car, Vanessa, but just for the record,

one more time, how did it come to pass
that you did not get into the concert

with the wretched and the big funk?

You better answer me when I ask you a
question, darling.

There was this episode that I really
loved, and it said, um, you got the

one, baby.

And then I said, uh -huh.

The Pepsi commercial.

We made that up, me and Mr. Cosby.

Hand me the screwdriver with the big
yellow handle. And give me the right

please.

All right.

You got the right one.

My favorite episode of the Cosney show
was, I think it was in our fifth season,

and Theo got in trouble by his
girlfriend because he got caught kissing

girl in the lounge of his girlfriend's
dormitory. And then Theo went home all

depressed, and Cliff came down and told
him, in order to get Justine back, Theo

had to learn how to sing the blues.

The blues.

Begging level, my son.

Now, listen to me.

Justine! Justine! All right!

Now, wait!

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come
on! Now, we got to get you, you, you!

You got to call!

You got to call! You got to hit that big
note! Get in!

The best one for me was, I dedicated it
to Buster Keaton.

And it was the one where Cliff, it was
Thanksgiving and Cliff, they kept

Cliff out to get more things that they
had forgotten.

He had to go out and get eggs. He had to
go out and get spices.

And that particular Thanksgiving, it was
raining.

And I got, you know, to put the hat on.

and they kept wetting me down, and we
had the wind, the fan was blowing, and

leaves were blowing, and Cliff just kept
that face just dripping.

There's your dumb can pumpkin.

Your stupid eggs and your silly nut.

Nutmeg, and thank you.

I'm not going back out there.

Now, I wish I had some more favorite
episodes to show you, but we got a lot

ground to cover, so stick around.

Next up, Michael J. Fox.

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painting.

Okay.

Now, first the living.

I want it to be a soft green.

Uh -huh.

Not as blue -green as a robin's egg.

No. But not as yellow -green as daffodil
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Uh -huh.

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The Cosby Show is a great thing to have
on TV, and, you know, I'm...

I think I benefit from it as someone on
the show following it, and I think I

benefit from it like a viewer, like
everybody else, that this is a great

of TV.

You know, in television, you can never
quite know exactly what's going to

happen. Our show, we tape it four days,
and with lines being changed all the

time, sometimes the words just don't
come out the way they're supposed to.

There's a woman at the front door. She
says she has to see you. What about her?

I don't know, but she's pregnant, and
she said the baby's yours.

What are we doing?

Take the black pieces off.

Take the black pieces off?

Bill, could you give me that line again?

No!

All of us on the Cosby show are good
friends off the set, so sometimes our

personal family got mixed up with the
Huxtable family.

No, Jay?

Yeah? She just doesn't kiss the same
since she got married.

We could read Meg Beth, we could get
under the covers and snuggle and read

Beth, and it could take all night.

Ahmaud won't be there?

This is my son, Malcolm.

His name is Theo in real life.

Look, tell me why that was.

Okay. Tell me. Now, read.

That was because you are Bill Cosby,
dear.

Now, prepare yourself for some never
-before -seen footage. This is some

test footage, and I can assure you this
footage will probably never be seen

again after this show, and I may never
be seen again after this show because

some of my other cast members may kill
me for showing you this, but check it

anyway.

Okay, you're... Felicia Ayers -Allen.

Felicia what?

Ayers -Allen.

Have you done much comedy?

Yeah. There's been great humor in a lot
of the things I've done.

But that's why I love you, Suzanne,
because you can do goofy stuff like

Oh, you had enough of beautiful and
passionate. You decided to go for goofy?

Nunca en mi vida, nunca en mi vida he
sido tan insultada. Ay, por Dios,

contéstame, por favor. Dígame, por
qué...

Here you speak Spanish.

Sí.

I'm William Simone.

You know, like a bird?

I -A -V -E -N -S -Y -M -O -N -E -N -O.

You know when your birthday is?

The 10th of September,

1985.

What? September?

No.

September? No.

Okay.

1985.

Okay, but the year. I was wondering, was
it September?

No.

1985.

1985.

Now, for those of you not in the Raven
-Symoné fan club, her birthday is

December 10th, 1985.

We'll be right back.

Next up, a look at what effect the
Huxtables had on America.

Plus, boys to men with a special musical
tribute to The Cosby Show.

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Now, besides all of the jokes and
laughter and good times that we had on

show, the Cosby Show also had some very
important aspects.

One, the show came about at a time when
television sitcoms were pronounced dead.

And also, the show had a very
significant impact on America's view on

Good Lord!

Well, it's okay, Mom. I've thought the
whole thing through. We'll just go right

to whoever's in charge of housing. I'll
explain my mistake and it'll work out.

Denise, you have to tell Martin before
you leave.

Look, you just told me that I should use
discretion.

Use discretion about things like, honey,
I lost your umbrella.

Not... Honey, I know we drove all the
way up here to Rhode Island, but we

have a house to live in.

The dynamics of the whole family system
is so important nowadays because our

families are so screwed up that we need
something to bring us back into the

values and morals that maybe should be
looked at. They're a close -knit family,

and it teaches the kids to get along
with their parents and to talk things

with them. I remember admiring Bill
Cosby and Felicia Rashad.

playing the parents of these children
with just a lot of love, care, and

tenderness. And that's just the opposite
of what a lot of people feel occurs in

black families.

How are you?

Good. I'm a little nervous.

You have every right to be. I know. I've
been there.

But your doctor's here. Are you ready
for this? You'll be fine.

Well, you know what I said about not
wanting you here?

Yes. I'm glad you didn't listen to me.
Yes.

Even though people stop us on the
street, I'm sure, all the time and say,

my favorites and I love what you've done
and I love what you've done for the

family and the black family, I think we
had forgotten that. And it was great for

me to be reminded just what we had done,
not only for television, but how we

made people feel good and how we made
black people especially be proud.

to see a different kind of black person
on television.

For me personally, I want to say this
show was a great show.

It did a lot for us. It showed a
different light and a very positive

our people, and I'm very proud of the
Cosby Show.

And I just want to say keep up the good
work, Bill, in the future. You're great.

My man.

I wanted to see different images. I
wanted to see education.

I wanted to see people talking to their
children the way...

Most American parents, and for that
matter, international parents, talk to

their children. They want the best for
them. They want an education.

They want their children to have an
education. They want better for

And this is what Cliff and Claire were
all about.

You're in enough trouble as it is, young
man, bringing home that report card of

yours. Now, your father and I have given
you every advantage in this world, and

what do you do? Well, it's like I told
you. Don't answer me when I'm asking you

questions. Keep your mouth shut.

On The Cosby Show, we made an effort to
express certain values, and education

was one of the most important topics.

In our very first show, Theo didn't want
to go to college.

Because I have washed my hands of this
entire matter. Do you understand?

Right. No problem.

But with eight years of wisdom from
Cliff and Claire, our final episode

full circle. The Last Cosby Show ends
with Theo graduating from college.

Go get him. Get in the car. And don't
take up space from your mother.

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You know, we've been doing the Cosby
Show for eight years.

Now, if you multiply eight years by 26
episodes a year, it comes out to...

Well,

let's just say it's... 200 and something
episodes, okay? What do you want from

me? I'm not a mathematician, all right?

But the point is, for eight years, man,
we've had great fun, great laughs, great

friends for life.

Now, there's not much more to say, but I
can tell you there's a little bit more

for you to see.

Pretty soon, you're going to be viewing
our last original episode of The Cosby

Show. Please watch it and please enjoy
it because it's a very special episode.

Hey, we thank you for watching.

We thank you for your support.

We thank you for making The Cosby Show
the phenomenon it's become.

You know something?

We should do this again sometime.

Peace.

One show that made us laugh was never

bad.

The Cosby family, the Huxtable family is
saying,

this is equality and this is the way

it ought to be.

And I'll...

Nothing.