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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,830 --> 00:00:15,830 Thank you. 2 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:15,730 I'm late. 3 00:01:16,370 --> 00:01:21,630 First day, too. But fortunately, Pam Tucker, Saturday office assistant, 4 00:01:21,630 --> 00:01:22,630 in advance. 5 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:27,390 Last night, I went over the office procedures and phone system with Mrs. 6 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:29,630 McKechnie. Oh, here are your morning charts. 7 00:01:32,390 --> 00:01:35,970 And I typed up your schedule, Dr. 8 00:01:36,190 --> 00:01:38,610 Huxtable. Well, Miss Tardy, I'm impressed. 9 00:01:41,370 --> 00:01:45,410 Nine o 'clock, we have Mrs. Friedman, and then Mrs. 10 00:01:45,630 --> 00:01:50,830 Hodge, and then Mrs. Cortina, and then your last patient is Mrs. Minifield. 11 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,350 Mrs. Minifield. 12 00:01:58,750 --> 00:01:59,790 What's wrong with her? 13 00:02:01,090 --> 00:02:03,130 Well, Mrs. 14 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:05,550 Minifield is different. 15 00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:10,509 When you see her, you'll know. 16 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:17,520 That that's Mrs. Minifield. And the good news is, any day now, she's going to 17 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,520 deliver. 18 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:22,720 Hello? 19 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,760 What time is Mrs. Minifield's appointment? 20 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,400 11 o 'clock. 21 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,340 It's 8 .30. 22 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,520 You're right on time. 23 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:44,700 We're not open yet. I know. Yeah. I had my husband drop me off. 24 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,200 Why would he do that? 25 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,340 Because I'm nine months pregnant. I didn't want to walk. 26 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,500 Why couldn't he just drop you off at 1045? 27 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,920 Because I'm already here. 28 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:07,980 Well, Miss Tucker, why don't you take Mrs. Minifield out to the waiting room? 29 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:12,900 Yes, sir, Dr. Huxtable. And, uh, Mrs. Minifield, please don't give any medical 30 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:14,660 tips to any of my patients. 31 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,160 Okay, I promise. 32 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:17,640 Well, good, good. 33 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:37,240 Rudy, we have to get moving on this piñata. The starch is starting to dry 34 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,080 Stanley, this is a group social studies project. 35 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:42,080 And our group isn't all here yet. 36 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:44,240 Well, everybody that matters is here. 37 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,640 Oh, I forgot. The third wheel. 38 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,800 Stanley, I really hate it when you call Kenny a wheel. He's my friend. 39 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,120 And he's jealous of us, and he's a troublemaker. 40 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:57,180 Why'd you have to pick him to be in our group? 41 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,580 Because he's my friend. 42 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,080 Stanley, as a favor to me, be patient with him. 43 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:05,040 You know he's had a hard time dealing with our relationship. 44 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,100 I was just waiting for Deirdre. 45 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,480 Hello. 46 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:20,860 Hello. 47 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:24,800 Oh, can I take your coat, Deirdre? 48 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:26,880 Allow me, Dee Dee. 49 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:29,720 Thanks, Kenny. 50 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,800 What a nice kitchen. 51 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:33,180 Thank you. 52 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,880 Nice going, Kenny. You finally made it to the big leagues. 53 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,680 Well, Stan, I was always there. There was just no need to broadcast my 54 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:44,680 life. 55 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:50,769 Well, I guess so. 56 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:52,970 Did you bring the balloons for the pinata, Kenny? 57 00:04:53,190 --> 00:04:54,190 Got them right here. 58 00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:57,350 I'll help you blow them up, if you want. 59 00:04:57,950 --> 00:04:59,710 Yeah, Dee Dee has good lungs. 60 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:01,190 She plays the saxophone. 61 00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:04,170 Well, I'm not that good. 62 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:07,070 Well, she's a wizard, Crash. 63 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,350 She went to our camp. 64 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:11,770 Well, in that case, you can stir the starch. 65 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,480 answered all of the questions? 66 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:27,640 And everything seems to be just fine. 67 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:39,520 Mrs. Minifield, are you adhering to the diet that I gave you? 68 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,640 Except for the calcium, yes. 69 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:43,500 What do you mean, except for the calcium? 70 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:47,560 I'm eating lots of calcium. My husband doesn't have strong bones, so I'm 71 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,260 tripling up on my calcium intake. 72 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:52,990 Wouldn't you agree? 73 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:55,130 Well, he doesn't have a strong handshake. 74 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:57,590 There, you see? 75 00:05:57,830 --> 00:06:02,130 I see, but what does that have to do with your calcium intake? 76 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:08,250 Our baby has half my husband's genes, and I'm making up for what he lacks by 77 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:11,450 eating lots of calcium, cheese, milk. 78 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:17,150 It's called genetic compensation. 79 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:21,590 Do you read this in a book? 80 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,650 Nope. I made it up. 81 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:26,930 Ms. Tucker? 82 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:32,090 Yes, Dr. Huxtable? Would you please confirm the reservation for Mrs. 83 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:34,310 Minifield at the Brookridge Hospital? 84 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:35,750 Right away, Dr. 85 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:41,150 Huxtable. Now, we've gone over this procedure before, haven't we? Yes. Now, 86 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:45,850 the contractions reach eight minutes apart, that's when you call me. 87 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,330 Now, what did I just say? 88 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:49,990 Call you every eight minutes. 89 00:06:56,270 --> 00:07:02,290 That isn't what I said. I want you to call me when the 90 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:06,450 contractions are consistently eight minutes apart. 91 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:08,050 I understand completely. 92 00:07:08,330 --> 00:07:12,410 I don't want you to call me at eight o 'clock, and I don't want you to call me 93 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:13,410 eight times a day. 94 00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:15,630 Eight minutes apart. 95 00:07:16,110 --> 00:07:20,170 You call me any time if you have any questions. 96 00:07:20,770 --> 00:07:21,770 Pregnancy questions. 97 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,320 Okay, thank you. 98 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:30,960 Well, I guess I'm off. Yes, more ways than one. 99 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,120 Bye -bye. 100 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:45,620 Dr. Huxtable, according to Mrs. McKechnie, after Miss Minifield leaves, 101 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:48,780 always put your head on the desk for ten minutes and contemplate why you went to 102 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:49,780 med school. 103 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:52,500 Is that correct, Dr. Huxtable? 104 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:53,980 Yes. 105 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:00,420 Okay, the first leg's ready to be attached to the spider. 106 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,400 Oh, Dee Dee, that's coming along beautifully. 107 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,860 It's only starch, Kenny. 108 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,100 It's not the starch. 109 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:08,800 It's who's on the other end of the spoon. 110 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,260 I don't get it. 111 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,540 Aren't piñatas usually shaped like donkeys or something? 112 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:17,820 Well, that's not very creative. 113 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:21,860 We shouldn't be doing something that everybody else does. As somebody who 114 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:23,620 to art camp, you should know that, Deidre. 115 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:27,240 Yeah, you're right, Rudy. 116 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:31,080 Why should it be a donkey when it could be an araña? 117 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,419 An araña? 118 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,159 An araña means spider in Spanish. 119 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:38,220 Ooh. 120 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,700 We can use that in our report on Mexico. 121 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,220 What other languages can you speak, Didi? 122 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:44,960 Besides English? 123 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,160 That's true. 124 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,040 Well, you two are perfect together. 125 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:51,600 Didi knows Spanish, and you know. 126 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,240 Well, let's just say you look good together. 127 00:08:55,690 --> 00:08:58,170 Thank you, Stan. Or should I say, gracias, mi hombre. 128 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:04,050 So, Deidre, how long have you two been seeing each other? 129 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:05,250 I can answer that. 130 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:07,010 Especially since Wednesday. 131 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,110 Wednesday? You mean like three days ago? 132 00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:13,450 Yeah. In four days, we'll have our first week anniversary. 133 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:15,310 Well, congratulations. 134 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:17,490 Here's to a long -lasting relationship. 135 00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:19,990 Yeah, congratulations. 136 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:22,230 I didn't even know you guys knew each other. 137 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:24,370 Well, actually, we didn't. 138 00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:29,170 Until that magic moment when Kenny came up to me at my locker. Right after 139 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:30,170 fourth period. 140 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:31,210 That's right. 141 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:36,310 It was like out of one of those old 1970s movies. 142 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:41,850 I was not standing there. 143 00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:47,990 And from across the crowded hall, I heard a voice say, Hello over there by 144 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:50,050 locker. Would you like to go with me? 145 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,070 I turned around and there he was. 146 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:59,190 I looked in his eyes and I heard bells. 147 00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:01,830 Deidre, the classes were changing. 148 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,470 Well, they were ringing in my heart. 149 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:10,790 The truth is, I've liked Kenny since the beginning of the year. 150 00:10:11,450 --> 00:10:12,450 You have? 151 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:16,690 Yeah. That's why I was so excited when he gave me your address and told me to 152 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:17,589 meet him here today. 153 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:20,770 Then he asked me to write down my hobbies, special interests, and favorite 154 00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:21,770 colors. 155 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:24,290 You made the girl fill out a profile? 156 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,300 That's right, and I keep it next to my heart. 157 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,840 So let me get this straight, Kenny. You met Deidre after fourth period on 158 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,240 Wednesday. Yeah. 159 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:38,600 Right after social studies class when I picked you to be the third... Well... 160 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,460 ...member in our group. 161 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:42,880 Merely coincidence. 162 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,820 Kenny, can I see you in the living room, please? 163 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,160 Sure. 164 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,180 I won't be long, Dee Dee. 165 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:57,740 All right, Kenny. What? are you doing this? 166 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:58,960 Doing what? 167 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,100 Don't make me say this. Say what? 168 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,100 You're just pretending to like Deidre. 169 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:05,840 Rudy, could that be jealousy I hear in your voice? 170 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:08,820 How could I be jealous if I'm with Stanley? 171 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:10,480 You must ask yourself that, Rudy. 172 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,560 Well, I'm not jealous. 173 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:17,900 Well, then you would have no problem with our relationship, as deep as it is. 174 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,920 mean, Deidre and I may have only known each other for three days, but our souls 175 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:21,920 have known each other for eternity. 176 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:27,260 I mean, there's not one minute that goes by that I don't think of the touch of 177 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:31,400 her hand, the look of her laugh, the moment her lips touch mine. 178 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:34,120 You kissed her? 179 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,940 Oh, well, that's not uncommon in a relationship as strong as ours. 180 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:43,860 So you could go in there right now and kiss her. 181 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:47,760 Well, I... Oh, well, you don't have to. I already have my answer. 182 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,260 You know, you shouldn't be making up stories like that. 183 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,480 What story? 184 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:52,760 I kissed her. 185 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,240 Sure I have. 186 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:55,860 And I'll prove it to you. 187 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,079 You will? 188 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,080 Yeah. 189 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,360 Yeah. You just tell Gigi to come in here. 190 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:02,060 Okay. 191 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,300 You see, Diddy, I have something very personal to ask you. 192 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:36,620 Yes? 193 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,480 Can I borrow your lip gloss? 194 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,600 What? It's winter. Chap lips. 195 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,220 All right, Kenny, I have had enough. 196 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,540 First you say you want to go with me. 197 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:49,680 Then you make me fill out a questionnaire. 198 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:54,040 For three days I don't hear from you, and then I meet you here and you start 199 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,040 bragging about me. 200 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,480 And now you want to borrow my makeup? 201 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,360 this is funny, then you're just really mean. 202 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,920 Wait, it's not them. 203 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,720 It's me. 204 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,340 And I didn't mean to hurt you. I guess I was just using you. 205 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,600 Oh, I feel much better now. 206 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,020 But I wouldn't have done it if I'd known you liked me. 207 00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,180 Because then I could have liked you back. 208 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,740 And I wouldn't have had to pretend. 209 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,160 Did you meet in there when you said you liked me? 210 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,840 Yes. All right. 211 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,300 But I don't anymore. 212 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:30,610 the same guy I saw in the hallway. 213 00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:35,030 The sad thing is I like to despite what everybody says about you. 214 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:36,770 What does everybody say? 215 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:39,850 They say you're an odd duck. 216 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,510 You march to the beat of your own drummer. 217 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:44,370 Well, that's not so bad. 218 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:46,790 Couldn't you like someone who does that? 219 00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:48,050 I did. 220 00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,110 Until today. 221 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:50,730 Well, that's good news. 222 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:53,570 The way I was acting today, that's not me. 223 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:56,590 I was acting that way because of Rudy. 224 00:13:57,530 --> 00:13:59,500 Why? What did she do to you? 225 00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:01,100 We started seeing Stanley. 226 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,840 And then everything changed. 227 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,440 We used to go to the movies, the mall, and to get pizza together. 228 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,240 And now you don't go to those places with her anymore. 229 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:10,700 No, I go. 230 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,260 It's just that he's always there. 231 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,020 Oh, how sad. 232 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,219 I've got to go. 233 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:21,220 Wait. 234 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,380 Can I walk you home? 235 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,740 You didn't walk me here. 236 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,760 That's because I was an idiot. 237 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,460 Now I worry about you. 238 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,520 Look, you don't have to like me. All I want to do is walk you home. 239 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,800 Okay. 240 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,060 Hello, excuse us. 241 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,440 Nice seeing you. 242 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:39,860 Can I get the door for you, Diddy? 243 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,720 My name is Deirdre. 244 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,120 Got it. 245 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,840 I'll be walking Deirdre home. 246 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,100 Stop staring and stir the starch, Stanley. 247 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,580 End of Pam Tucker's birthday on the job. 248 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,140 How'd I do? 249 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,560 I didn't even know I had a substitute. 250 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,080 Sounds like a salary bump to me. 251 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:17,080 But there's no salary at all. 252 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,080 Come on, Cousin Cliff, cough it up. 253 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,520 All of a sudden, it's Cousin Cliff. 254 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,880 I'm off the clock. 255 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:24,960 You're off the clock. 256 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,300 Almost. 257 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:30,900 Dr. Huxtable's office. Go ahead. 258 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,740 Yes, one moment, please. 259 00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:34,430 It's Mrs. Minifield. 260 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:45,790 Hi, 261 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:47,130 Mrs. Minifield. 262 00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:49,770 Dr. Huxtable. Yes. 263 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:53,250 How far apart are the contractions supposed to be when I call you? 264 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,470 Eight minutes apart. 265 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:58,890 Oh, dear. 266 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,040 Oh, dear, oh, dear, what? Mrs. 267 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,740 Minifield, how far apart are they, oh, dear? 268 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,480 You'll get mad at me. 269 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:10,580 No, no, no, I'm not going to get... I'm not going to get mad at you, Mrs. 270 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,440 Minifield. How far apart are they? You're yelling at me! 271 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:19,320 Mrs. Minifield, I'm not yelling at you, Mrs. Minifield. How far apart are they? 272 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,220 Five? 273 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,700 Four? 274 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:31,260 Four! Mrs. Minifield, I told you... you to call me when the contractions are 275 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,560 eight minutes apart. 276 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,040 I know, but they jump from ten to four. 277 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,720 They jumped? 278 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:45,120 Last time I checked, they were ten minutes. Now they're coming every four 279 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,780 minutes. Good. Now, Mrs. Menneville, listen to me carefully. 280 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:55,620 You are not in any danger, but I want you to get to the hospital. You need to 281 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:59,350 get to the hospital as soon as... As possible. 282 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,690 Now, is your husband there? 283 00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:04,130 He's running errands, but I can leave him a note. 284 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,630 No, no, Ms. Minfield. 285 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:08,770 Ms. Minfield, don't leave a note. 286 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,910 You've got to get to the hospital. 287 00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:16,050 Now, is there someone who can put you in a cab? 288 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,229 I think so. 289 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:21,990 Ah, okay. Now, Ms. Minfield, here's what I want you to do. I want you to call 290 00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:25,010 the cab, and I want you to get your overnight bag. 291 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,430 You have that, don't you? Yes. 292 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:32,940 Now, you and the overnight bag, you both get into the cab. 293 00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:34,220 You understand what I'm saying? 294 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:40,580 Okay, get into the cab. You head for the hospital. Take about 15 minutes, I 295 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:44,060 guess. All right? Maybe my husband can pick you up on the way back from the dry 296 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,060 cleaners. 297 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:53,420 I will meet you there, 298 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,860 and we will go in together. 299 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:57,180 All right? 300 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,460 All right. 301 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:04,930 This is so exciting. A baby my first day. Do you want me to do anything? 302 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,130 Should I boil some water? 303 00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:12,230 Yes. You can boil some water. 304 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:15,490 And put a teabag in it. 305 00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:20,570 Okay. One cup of tea to go, Dr. Huxtable. Yes. 306 00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:28,930 Brookridge Hospital. 307 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:30,410 Dr. Huxtable. 308 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,930 Coming in with Mrs. 309 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,070 Minifield. 310 00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:36,110 Be ready for anything. 311 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:47,470 Here's your tea, Dr. Huxtable. I put it in one of the twins' devil cups so it 312 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:48,470 wouldn't spill in the car. 313 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,090 Don't forget to tell Mrs. 314 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:52,430 Huxtable where I am. 315 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:53,830 You're covered. 316 00:18:58,110 --> 00:18:59,910 Tell me that's not Dr. Huxtable's car. 317 00:19:03,199 --> 00:19:04,199 Can't do that. 318 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:06,180 Dr. Hospital, somebody hit your car! 319 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:07,540 What? 320 00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:10,820 Somebody hit your car. 321 00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:12,060 Are you kidding me? 322 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,340 Hey! You think because you got doctor's license plates you can park that thing 323 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,780 in the middle of the street? I wasn't parked in the middle of the street. 324 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,940 Look, I don't have time for this. I've got an emergency. 325 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,540 I have a lady in my cabin. She's about to have a baby. 326 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:31,620 How far apart are the contractions? She told me not to tell you. 327 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,760 According to my meter, she's having one about every three blocks. 328 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,880 Whoa. 329 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,020 Dad, what's going on? 330 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:54,000 I'll tell you what's going on. Your father wrecked my cabin. That lady's 331 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 a baby in it. 332 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,080 Wow. 333 00:19:56,420 --> 00:20:01,900 Pam, go tell Nurse Travis to bring my cord set. I need some sterile towels and 334 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,900 gloves. 335 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,740 I'm on it. This is unbelievable. 336 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,700 Dad, you want me to call the ambulance? 337 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,900 The number's on the phone. You know what to do. All right. 338 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,980 She told me that she was in airport. 339 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,740 with one stop on the way. 340 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,500 Gloves and towels, towels and gloves. 341 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,800 Move aside. 342 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,260 Otherwise, I wouldn't have picked up in the first place. 343 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,940 Move aside, move aside. Can't you see we're delivering a baby here? 344 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,140 All right, push, Mrs. 345 00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:25,260 Menopale, push. 346 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,800 I am pushing. 347 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,640 I don't mean with your foot on my forehead. 348 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,040 Push. 349 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:35,720 Hey, the meter's still running. Don't you know it. And as soon as she sits up, 350 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,760 we're going to the airport. 351 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,069 Well, hi, Kenny. 352 00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:55,070 Hey, Rudy. 353 00:20:57,030 --> 00:20:58,330 I thought I acted like a jerk. 354 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,870 That's okay. I acted like one, too. 355 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:03,130 So, what happened to Deidre? 356 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:04,610 I walked her home. 357 00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:06,290 Guess she got me tomorrow if I call her. 358 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:07,590 Are you gonna call her? 359 00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:08,710 Ooh, yeah. 360 00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:11,390 Guess you're gonna have to call somebody sometime. 361 00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:14,250 Yeah. Now you and I have something in common again. 362 00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:15,830 Well, I'm happy for you. 363 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:17,270 I'm happy for me, too. 364 00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:19,890 And I'm happy for you. 365 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,200 So does this mean you won't be tagging along with me and Stanley anymore? 366 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,680 Well, I'll be tagging. 367 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:27,300 I'll just have Deirdre with me. 368 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:28,700 We'll double. 369 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,700 Are you coming over to paint the spider tomorrow? 370 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,220 Wouldn't miss it. 371 00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,460 You know, Deirdre's a very complicated woman. 372 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,860 I'm into your advice on how women think. 373 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,660 Why don't you ask your brother? 374 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,180 I would, but he hasn't been too accurate lately. 375 00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,560 Kenny, your brother was never accurate. 376 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:51,870 Yeah, but he is like family. 377 00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:56,410 So are you. 378 00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:57,850 Thanks. 379 00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,350 I'll see you tomorrow, Rudy. 380 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:00,990 All right, bye. 381 00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:02,770 Bud. 26747

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