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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:19,400 Okay, so Ted, I can count on you and your musicians to be here Saturday at 5. 2 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,980 On time. 3 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,500 Thank you. All right. 4 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,960 Got it. All together. 5 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:35,120 Wow, wow, what? 6 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:53,240 Hey, Dad, let's ask you a question, huh? Have you and Mom figured out what 7 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,880 you're going to do for the anniversary? We certainly have. We certainly have. 8 00:01:57,180 --> 00:02:02,180 We are going to spend the time with each other going back to the old days. 9 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:09,539 You see, a long, long time ago, Mrs. Huxtable and I, on our honeymoon, went 10 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:12,840 clean but shabby little restaurant called the Callaloo Pot. 11 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,340 You mean you'd taken her back to a shabby little restaurant? 12 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,140 The Callaloo Pot. 13 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,660 closed a long, long time ago. 14 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:28,820 I'm going to bring the Callaloo Pot here along with 15 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:31,080 a live calypso band. 16 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,740 How are you going to do that? 17 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:41,180 Well, I called the restaurant association and I found the name of the 18 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:46,760 He said he'd be more than happy to come to the house and cook. The band is 19 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,760 coming over. 20 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:53,010 And you have it. I got it. Look, since you're going to provide the food and the 21 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:54,850 music, let's say we provide the atmosphere. 22 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:57,790 You can do that. And I'll tell you exactly how. 23 00:02:58,390 --> 00:03:00,010 By clearing out. 24 00:03:02,230 --> 00:03:03,750 Dad, listen, you don't understand. 25 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:09,830 I'm serious. We can redecorate the dining room to make it look like the 26 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:13,230 plot. Right, right. I got the beat. I grew up with West Indians my whole life. 27 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:14,910 Please, Dad. Come on, please. 28 00:03:15,170 --> 00:03:21,290 No, no, no. Because you all, the first thing you will do is you all will start 29 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:25,770 project and leave something hanging in the middle. That's the way you do 30 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:26,910 No, 31 00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:33,630 you said that to me. I've been suckered into this many, many times. This will be 32 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,090 our gift to you and Mom. 33 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:38,090 Yes, I've seen and heard these gifts. 34 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:48,470 We deliver to you a quality Callaloo pot. We will do it complete and on time 35 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:50,010 using very little money. 36 00:03:50,470 --> 00:03:51,470 Come on. 37 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:55,230 Okay. You know what? 38 00:03:55,730 --> 00:03:56,730 Look. 39 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:03,830 Upstairs, I have a picture of your mother and me 40 00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:05,590 in that restaurant. 41 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:08,310 I'll let you have the picture. 42 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:10,390 You try to duplicate. 43 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:16,250 We'll make this perfect anniversary dinner. You got it. All right. This is 44 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:20,490 just for me. This is for your mother. You got it. You got it. 45 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:25,070 My 46 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:33,730 anniversary 47 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:34,730 bride. 48 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:36,570 Happy anniversary. 49 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:42,000 I'm very sorry, sir, but I'm already married to a very well -established 50 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,060 of law books. 51 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:48,460 Go on out and make sure you keep going and don't come back here until after 52 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:52,780 work. Don't dare try to circle the block and come back here and see what I'm 53 00:04:52,780 --> 00:04:57,280 preparing for you. You are the best. You are the sweetest and the cutest, too. 54 00:04:57,980 --> 00:05:00,100 Thank you so much. Now give me a hint. 55 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:04,700 I've been hiding this, but I have... 56 00:05:05,610 --> 00:05:12,070 I'm covering these walls with blow -ups of you when you were a baby. 57 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:21,470 And then, for entertainment, I'm going to tell them your age. 58 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:22,890 Now, that's enough now. 59 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:25,330 That's enough. Yes. No, that's enough now. 60 00:05:25,570 --> 00:05:29,030 That's quite all right. Thank you very much. You asked to find out. 61 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:32,110 It's going to be a wonderful day. I know everything I need to know. 62 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,120 Dad? 63 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:49,500 Look at this. 64 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,760 I paid nothing for this. 65 00:05:56,480 --> 00:06:00,860 Look at this. What do you think? 66 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,980 I spent a week collecting decorations for tonight. 67 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,520 I call it my, uh, tropics and a drum. 68 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,860 Dad, don't you get it? 69 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,320 Your son rolls to the challenge. The task. 70 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:20,090 to find in New York City authentic Caribbean objects? 71 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:26,290 All right, let me show you what I'm talking about. 72 00:06:26,590 --> 00:06:27,650 Yes, look at this. 73 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:31,670 Look at this. 74 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:33,070 There you go, see? 75 00:06:33,430 --> 00:06:35,950 On loan from Seaside Pizzeria. 76 00:06:40,430 --> 00:06:42,670 Later on, my quest... 77 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:48,680 led me over to the boathouse at Central Park where the kid negotiated dinner. 78 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:58,220 Guess what? 79 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,440 I got it for free. 80 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,720 Let me show you what else I got. 81 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:07,460 I went over to the flower district and I picked over some leftovers. 82 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,000 Now, don't worry about the brown parts. I'm going to cut those off. 83 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:15,700 Hey, Dad. 84 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:16,980 Dad. 85 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,480 Mr. 86 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,060 Atkins, how are you, sir? 87 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,500 Dr. Hoxtable. Yes, yes, yes. 88 00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:38,640 Good to see you after 27 years. 89 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:40,880 Yes. Too bad I didn't know you then. 90 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:42,140 Well, 91 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:51,680 the kitchen. Well, good customers is like spices. They're many and varied. 92 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:54,380 But without them, you're out of business. 93 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:56,500 Yes, indeed. 94 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:58,440 Well, here it is. Here it is. 95 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:00,880 What do you think? 96 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:04,300 What a beautiful place to create. 97 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:11,600 Yes. Ah, the sauces, the aromas, the succulent juices that will flow from 98 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:12,820 Yes, indeed. 99 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:29,550 No. No, we don't have them. Desirable, but not crucial. All right. Okay. Now, 100 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:33,710 let us talk about the menu. Yes. Then I shall go shop. 101 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:40,890 Yes. First, I want you to fix for me and my 102 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:46,070 wife conch fritters. 103 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:48,390 Ah, yes. 104 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:49,710 Conch fritters. 105 00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:53,030 Conch. Yes. The most delectable. 106 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:56,390 Yes. but no longer fashionable of shellfish. 107 00:08:56,630 --> 00:09:03,010 But if you both, I could puree the conch with a colorful array of spring 108 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:06,390 vegetables and blacken them in Cajun spices. 109 00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:12,390 I don't think so. 110 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:21,110 I'm talking about conch fritters that you would take and roll the 111 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:23,150 conch in the filler. 112 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:27,860 and then dip them into the grease and fritterize them. 113 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:33,240 Please. Now, what did you have in mind for the second course? 114 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,840 Callaloo soup. 115 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,240 Callaloo. Callaloo. 116 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:49,200 Callaloo. Callaloo. We need some dasheen bush, okra, coconut water, a pesto 117 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:55,880 sauce. Pesto sauce. And a dollop of fresh, Raspberry Tofu Mousse. 118 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,900 Don't write that down. 119 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:07,380 I think you and I are having a communications problem. 120 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:15,480 I want the food that you cooked at the 121 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:22,040 Kuala Lumpur 27 years ago. You mean 27 years ago when you had... 122 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:33,540 I don't do that no more. 123 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,620 You don't do that no more? 124 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:38,860 No! 125 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:11,540 go home again? 126 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:13,220 I'm already home. 127 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:20,120 Well, I'm on my way to my home. 128 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:25,220 You can threaten me so, but you can't threaten me. 129 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:32,060 Contract is broken. I hope you don't expect me to give you any money. 130 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:40,870 Well, Dr. Huxtable, I feel the breeze of compromise 131 00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:43,070 blowing us together. 132 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:58,910 Oh. Good afternoon, Dr. Huxtable. You're the musician. 133 00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:01,310 Yes, we are. Nice to meet you. 134 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,890 You fellas are early. 135 00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:05,109 Yes, we are. 136 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:08,810 Yes. We had many subways to take, and we want to make sure we have plenty of 137 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:11,750 time. Yeah, but you're two hours early. Well, that's plenty of time. 138 00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:18,310 You want us to wait outside? No, no, no, no. You don't have to do that. Make 139 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:19,310 yourselves comfortable. 140 00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:22,970 Olivia, this is Ted in Trinidadians. Say hello. Hello. 141 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,870 I'll be with you in a minute. Take your coats off. 142 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:33,280 How are we doing, Mr. Atkins? Oh, I'm doing extremely well, considering the 143 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,280 creative constraints. 144 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:38,440 Of course, knowing you'll pay me in cash provides additional motivation. 145 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:43,560 I just hope that we're singing the same Caribbean tune. 146 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:49,120 We are. Yes. We are in perfect harmony, Doctor. Are we, Mr. Atkins? Are we? 147 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,260 Tofu? Yes, tofu. 148 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:55,000 I use it as garnish, Chef. Off -white goes with everything. 149 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,220 But you won't. You'll never taste it. 150 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,150 We had an agreement, Mr. Atkins. 151 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:03,690 And we still do, sir. 152 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:10,150 In fact, I take it as a personal challenge to make old food awesome. 153 00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:17,450 Look, I want you to cook the food that tastes like the food my wife and I had 154 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:21,190 at the Callaloo Pot 27 years ago. 155 00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:24,290 Well, if you can remember the year, why can't you remember the recipe? 156 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,030 Tofu -less. 157 00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:34,930 Tofu -less. 158 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,520 I always wanted to say that. 159 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,840 You said it. You said it good, Dad. 160 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,320 That sounds great. 161 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:05,540 Happy anniversary. 162 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,720 It's from Sandra and me. Thank you. Thank you, son. 163 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:13,360 Really appreciate it. Dad, you don't look good. Your eyes are red and puffy. 164 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,640 got a glowing gland. 165 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,859 Okay. 166 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:22,800 Look, more importantly, do me a favor, man. What? I got a chef in the 167 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,660 kitchen who I... 168 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,800 He cooked for us 27 years ago. You know Caribbean food. I grew up on it. 169 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,740 Keep an eye on this man. 170 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,360 He wants to put tofu in my food. 171 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:41,880 I don't know what else, you know, but he keeps talking about things blossoming. 172 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,780 You want me to watch it? Yeah. Don't worry about it. I got it. Keep an eye on 173 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,900 it. Okay. It sounds great, guys. 174 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,620 Why don't you save that for the evening? 175 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,400 Well, 176 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:02,560 I'm not paying you by the hour. 177 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:12,740 Callaloo. That smells fantastic. What did you say was in there? 178 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,020 I didn't. 179 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,140 But I will. 180 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:23,040 Dachshund bush, okra, coconut water, mirabelle. 181 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,280 Sounds great. 182 00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:37,230 Mr. Atkinson, was that tofu you put in there? 183 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:38,470 Yes. 184 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:39,790 Tofu. Tofu. 185 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:45,790 Tofu and callaloo. That's interesting, because I've never had that myself, but, 186 00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:46,950 you know, it could be good. 187 00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:49,290 It could be quite good, actually. 188 00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:52,270 Smells 189 00:16:52,270 --> 00:17:00,590 great. 190 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:01,690 What is that, a kiwi? 191 00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:05,760 Yes. The kiwi. You're going to put a kiwi in the Callaloo? Yes. 192 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:08,280 The whole thing, sir, with the fur? 193 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,740 It's the best part. 194 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:20,700 Who knows? I mean, that could work. I mean, kiwi in Callaloo? You know, I've 195 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:25,260 never had it, but then again, it's, you know, limited experience. 196 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,780 You could be right. 197 00:17:36,219 --> 00:17:39,180 Garbage. Elvin, you don't have to pick. 198 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,760 They'll be ample to sample when I'm done. 199 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:57,640 Ah, the Kalaloupat. Just as I remember it. So full of atmosphere, 200 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,660 so empty of customers. 201 00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:07,910 How's everything going? 202 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,570 Dr. Huxtable. 203 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,170 My... 204 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:33,810 Smells like it. 205 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:35,210 Looks like it. 206 00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:10,570 Callaloo. 207 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:12,530 Callaloo. 208 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:14,930 Callaloo. 209 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,090 Callaloo. Callaloo. 210 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:20,810 Callaloo. 211 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:21,750 The 212 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:31,670 fellas 213 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,670 do me a favor. 214 00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:37,550 Mrs. Huxtable's coming in about 15 to 20 minutes. I want you to take everything 215 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:42,560 over. To the callaloo pot now. Can you do that? 216 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,020 Yes. Okay. 217 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,220 Wait 218 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:58,380 for 219 00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,380 me. 220 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:06,100 What I will do is I will then signal you and then you will start to play. Can 221 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,100 you do that? 222 00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:28,100 One more time. 223 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,480 Hello? 224 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:40,820 Gentlemen, I'm Mrs. Huxtable. 225 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:42,940 Oh. 226 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,560 The signal. 227 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,020 What? It's not our fault. He never gave us the signal. 228 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,820 I'm not our fault. 229 00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:56,840 This is the last. This is the last. 230 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,029 I'm sorry. 231 00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:24,030 Oh. 232 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:31,430 And the children, the children worked so hard to fix up the dining room for you. 233 00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:35,910 It looks, it looks just like the color, the color of the pot. 234 00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:39,710 I'm sorry, Annie. 235 00:21:43,610 --> 00:21:44,710 Happy anniversary. 236 00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:46,510 Yes, to you too. 237 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:48,690 My skin hurts. 238 00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:04,280 I would say something louder, but my head would fall apart. 17141