All language subtitles for The Cosby Show s07e17 Adventures In Babysitting

Every time you make fun of what I'm
talking about, but I'm telling you

the way it's going to work. You see, the
smartest thing you ever did was asking

me to be your partner in this
tournament. You're looking at yourself

say that, because you will be riding the
back of the man who's going to take you

to the championship of the charity
pinnacle tournament.

Yes, you do look like a beast of burden.

But what I want to see is less talk and
more card playing. So do I. I'm tired of

Thompson and Phelps winning the
tournament year after year. And that's

asked you to be my partner. I have
nothing against Claire, but she doesn't

to win.

You know, Nicole is the same way. She
plays for fun. We have to be ruthless.

No mercy.

We'll polish off Thompson and Phelps
like a couple of hors d 'oeuvres.

That's right.

Now, let's talk about her sickness. No,
you're talking. No, you're talking,

partner. Okay.

Now, when I have a strong hand, I'll say
something like, Mrs.

Jackson's hip is mending beautifully.

You're going to say it like that?

Yeah. Can the people playing against
us...

Because if you're going to sit there and
say, Mrs.

Jackson's hip is mending beautifully.

Okay, give me an example.

Give me an example of one of your
signals. Go ahead. Now, check this out.

know, the pump flows freely and makes

the river run wild.

Is your wife upset because you're not
playing with her in the tournament? No.

And Claire shouldn't be either.

You're not that good anyway.

Hey, how are you feeling?

Hi.

Dear, you're not upset with me because
you're not playing with me in this

tournament, are you?

Any woman in her right mind would be
disappointed.

Not to be able to play with a pinnacle
expert?

But inside, that woman is torn up.

What are you laughing at?

I'm listening, Cliff.

He's so silly. He thinks I'm upset
because I'm not playing with him.

Same thing with James the Pinochle King.

I'd rather play with you than him any
day. Well, thank you very much. I'd

play with you, too, somebody who's not
so competitive.

All I ever hear is, why did you play
that card?

What kind of bit was that anyway?

And I know you've heard this one.

Whose side are you on anyway?

Oh.

But suppose we did wind up playing them.
That would be fine with me.

I can read James like a book. When James
has a bad hand, he starts to smooth his

beard like this.

And when he has a good hand, he starts
rocking from side to side.

He sits very still, and his face gets
very long.

But when he has a good hand, his head
stops.

See, that's why y 'all don't win
nothing.

You and Nicole have your strategies all
worked out?

Are you getting worried?

No, no.

Oh, my.

Running a little late, aren't you? Yes,
I am.

We have got a serious babysitting
problem tonight.

Sondra and Elvin can't watch Olivia
because the twins have got the chicken

Oh, yes. I heard about that.

I've been through the babysitting list
from A to Z. No luck.

I'm desperate.

who's available, someone who is very
responsible, a babysitter

You wouldn't by any chance be talking
about Rudy Huxtable, would you?

Well, thank you very much for
volunteering, Rudy, but I don't think

for this responsibility.

Who's this 12 -year -old when she first
babysat me?

Right, Mom?

Oh, honey, how am I supposed to remember
how old Denise was?

We can't even remember how old she is
now.

Well, I guess I'm in no position to
argue. Okay, Rudy, you got it.

Brother -in -law, you are making one
good deal.

You're going to be amazed at my
babysitting talents.

I assume this is a paying job?

Yes,

it is. How much do you want?

Five dollars.

You got it. I'm in seven.

Let me take this deal now before the
price goes up.

There you go.

This is only $5. You'll get the other
two when I know my daughter is still

alive.

It's nice to see one of my children
bringing some money into the house.

Hi. Guess what, Olivia? I'm going to be
babysitting you tonight.

Great. We're going to have fun together.

If you pay attention to your sitter.

I've left the number where we're going
to be on the fridge.

Okay. And do me a favor, you all. I
would like to find this house in the

condition as when we left it. Dad,
please. I'm 12 years old. All right,

Now remember, Olivia's bedtime is at 8.

And don't forget to like and subscribe.

Mom, I got it covered.

What time can I expect you back?

Well, your mother will be back early,
but I'll still be in return.

I will not dignify that remark.

Tonight, my cards will do the talking.
Yes, well, I hope your cards are worthy

of the person playing with them.

And I do hope that you will button up,
Buttercup, because that wind is gusty

there. No problem, then.

Bye, sweetheart. All right. Bye, Olivia.

Don't forget.

Lock up after.

Now, time for the TV and ice cream.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it!

You already had ice cream. Now go
upstairs, brush your teeth, and get into

pajamas. And you sound like a real
sitter.

Thank you very much.

And then when you're done, maybe you can
watch a little TV.

Oh, man.

Oh, Danielle, listen to this.

First, Olivia asked me for water.

We both know that trick.

And then she told me that Denise lets
her take the mattresses off her bed and

build a fort with them before she goes
to sleep.

Remember when we used to try that trick?

Uh -oh. I put her in the bed.

I gotta go. I got everything covered.
See you tomorrow. Bye.

Olivia, what are you doing up?

It's okay if I watch TV with you. Forget
it. I already let you watch TV. Now go

upstairs to bed.

Just ten more minutes, please.

I'll show up on my way to sleep.

I can feel my eyes closing right now.

This is a scary movie. I don't want you
to have nightmares.

I like scary movies.

Ten more minutes, please.

All right, ten more minutes.

Not because of that pitiful look,
either.

I know those looks.

Expert edit.

Wow, that street is really dark.

Uh -oh, he stopped walking.

Rudy, what's happening to that man's
face?

Well, he's a vampire most nights. But
tonight, because it's full moon out,

a vampire and a werewolf.

They're going to get me.

Olivia, they're not going to get you
because they're not real.

Yes, they are. They're going to get me
and eat me.

Anyway, they're in London.

Why did you do that?

Because it was scaring you.

But I have to see the end.

Why? To make sure the vampire wolves are
dead.

Olivia, I'm not turning the television
back on. on until you go upstairs and go

to bed.

Who was that?

It was probably just the wind blowing
the back gate.

I'm scared. I want Daddy and Denise.

Olivia, they're in Washington.

Are the vampire wolves in Washington?

Fresh enough. And we'll see you guys
later. Okay. Good luck. All right.

Aren't you wishing us luck?

You need skill, dear.

I would wish you skill, but then I would
still be wishing.

Wouldn't I?

Look at her.

Oh, look at this.

Wow.

This is six months at my house, six
months at your house. Partner.

Beam. All right.

Look at a little poochie poochie.

They even have a trophy for the second
place winner.

Doesn't even say pinnacle. It's too
small.

Ladies and gentlemen, the champions of
the last three years, Carolyn Thompson

and Alfred Self.

is beautiful.

And this one is a lot larger than the
one we won last year. You're right.

I'm going to have to raise a bookshelf
just to fit it in.

And as always, six months on my shelf,
six months on yours.

You got it, partner.

Dr. Huxtable.

Dr. Harmon.

No, I'm still scared.

It's okay. It's just a movie.

What was that?

It was just the wind.

Well, it's the window. The vampire
wasn't going to get us.

Olivia, I have to put you to bed now.

No, that was probably just the branch.

I'll stay with you so you won't be
frightened.

I just had to make sure you were all
right.

You are my responsibility.

Are you okay?

No, I'm stressed that the vampire wolves
are going to get me.

Olivia, for the last time, there are no
vampire wolves.

Campbell and Harmon, Phelps and
Thompson. So they're still playing over

All right, so we play Phelps and
Thompson.

Good luck playing that one. Good luck.
Thank you. We're going to need it. We're

going to need it.

Say, listen, Phelps and Thompson, take
it easy.

These are our wives.

Yeah, we love these women. If you beat
them up too much, you'll have to answer

to us. That's right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You beat Phelps and Thompson?

Uh -huh.

Olivia, it's me, Rudy. Open up.

Well, how do I know it's you?

Who does it sound like?

How do I know they didn't turn you into
a vampire wolf and you're just trying to

fool me?

If you don't open this door, you are
going to stay in there.

I turned on all the lights and set buoy
traps on both stairs.

yesterday. I certainly did and she
filled me in on everything.

She told me how she went over there on
Saturday and she stayed all day and how

she pulled that bed over to the window
and she told Stella she had to get

because she had a party to go to. It's
your play clip.

Oh, it's a good thing too.

I tell you, Stella looked a lot better
yesterday than she did three days ago.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, we just didn't know what to
think.

You can.

Cliff, it doesn't matter anyway because
you don't have any Trump.

Play.

You know what I want to do? I want to
send some flyers. Oh, that is so nice.

you know what she really wants?

What? Janet Jackson's autograph.

Oh, isn't that sweet?

Do you have any points, dear?

We have.

Oh, that means we have 23.

I went for my second set of x -rays
yesterday, and you know what my

told me. Know what?

Don't slouch, dear. That's bad for your
back.

Told me that I have straightened up
considerably.

Stop. And have more space in my neck.

Look, I go to mine tomorrow. I have my
first set of x -rays.

I am so excited. I can't wait to hear
what he's got to tell me. Play, Cliff.

Game. We win.

We win.

Don't start with me, Huxtable.

Okay, let's have one more picture with
the winners and their husbands.

Sweetheart, what do you think? Isn't our
trophy nice?

Yes. Where's your trophy, honey?

You know you have to hold your trophy.

Here, hold it.

Now, sweetheart, go stand next to Dr.
Hammond.

And you can hold that trophy together,
and we'll hold ours.

Certainly an enjoyable evening.

Yeah. And who would have thought that we
would win such a nice trophy, you know?

Well, dear, you know, since we're
married, I feel that half of that trophy

belongs to me, too.

The reality is, sweetheart, what's ours
is ours.

And what's yours is in your pocket.

You're a nasty little woman.

Oh, my goodness.

What is this?

Oh, look at this.

All the lights are on?

And the TV is on.

And dear, I know exactly what happened.
What happened? Look at this.

Vampires and werewolves of London.

I told that girl about watching those
horror movies. And got scared, too.

Look at this.

Why do they have to tear the house up?
Because they're scared, dear.

Over the beard?

Yes.

And got a little cross made out of a
spoon and a fork.

But why is Olivia holding that piece of
meat?

Don't you understand, dear?

That's the stake to drive through the
vampire's heart.

I'll get Rudy.

and I've got a little Igor here.

You should bite one of them on the neck.