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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:08,720 the music I'd like to hear. 2 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:30,220 Oh, look who's here. Wow, look at all these decorations for such a beautiful 3 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:34,980 birthday. How does it feel to hit the big 04? 4 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:41,340 Ready for a tricycle. It's the one in his picture. 5 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:43,260 Well, that's beautiful. 6 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,580 So this is what you want for your birthday, huh? 7 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,500 Yes, but I haven't seen it. Have you seen it? 8 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:55,120 No, but I did hear Denise and your dad talking about a sickle. 9 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:58,540 You mean this tricycle? 10 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:04,600 Yeah, I heard them and they said something about, um, they hid it 11 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:07,340 Where? They hid it... 12 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:14,840 In... I've got a hangnail here. 13 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,840 Have you ever had one of these things? 14 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,380 Yes, you were saying? 15 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:29,320 I was saying that they hid it in... What time is it? Aren't 16 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,920 your friends supposed to be coming here soon? 17 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:50,710 I'm just afraid that if I told you that maybe Denise and your dad would 18 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:52,870 be upset about it. 19 00:02:53,190 --> 00:03:00,110 But you know what? If I gave you a hint, you would know exactly where it is. 20 00:03:00,530 --> 00:03:01,530 Tell me. 21 00:03:13,290 --> 00:03:14,610 gated limp. 22 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:23,290 But a dry fish swims alone. 23 00:03:33,410 --> 00:03:40,030 Oh, boy. Now, this is going to be some party. 24 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:43,920 Absolutely. You know what? I'm completely proud of? What? 25 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,640 Everything is totally organic. 26 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:49,820 There's no salt, no sugar, no butter in any of this. See these cookies? 27 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:50,579 Uh -huh. 28 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:55,880 These cookies were made with rice syrup, barley malt, and fruit essences. 29 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,160 What? 30 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:01,540 What are you laughing at? 31 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:03,500 You think the children are going to eat this? 32 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:08,520 These happen to be good. Here, try one. No, I don't want... No, and that's the 33 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,960 only way you're going to get the kids either to shove it down or... 34 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,329 This looks all right. 35 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:19,930 Yes, this is carob poppy seed cake. 36 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:26,470 And I made it with unbleached flour, blended soy milk, pureed tofu, and this 37 00:04:26,470 --> 00:04:27,470 carob topping. 38 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,850 It used to look good. 39 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:36,170 All right, Dad. 40 00:04:36,490 --> 00:04:39,610 You're not going to get a piece of this, though. Oh, thank you. Thank you very 41 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:42,690 much. I appreciate it. You've hurt my feelings. 42 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:43,950 All right. 43 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:47,680 You baked a cake? Mm -hmm. I didn't smell anything. 44 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:49,140 Yeah. 45 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:54,820 Tell your mother what's in that. 46 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:59,040 I want Olivia and her friends to have a healthful birthday party, so I baked 47 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:03,480 this delicious cake with unbleached flour, blended soy milk, pureed tofu, 48 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,940 this is a carob icing. 49 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,720 This looks interesting. Yes? What is this? Hmm. 50 00:05:13,849 --> 00:05:15,550 You promise you're not going to laugh? Yeah. 51 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:17,290 I'm making meatless hamburgers. 52 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:22,090 What? 53 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:26,150 Nothing, nothing, nothing. 54 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:31,990 Look, I want you to know that I'm not laughing because you're trying to fix 55 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:33,030 healthful food. 56 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:37,450 But children, you see. Your other activities better be good. 57 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:40,610 All right, you guys. You know what you can do? You go out and you get... 58 00:05:40,830 --> 00:05:43,610 The sweetest, gooiest chocolate cake that you can find. 59 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,830 We'll put your cake out. We'll put my cake out. We'll give the kids a piece of 60 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:48,910 yours, a piece of mine. We'll see whose cake is left. 61 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:56,710 No, I just want you to take this and go up to a child and say, have some of 62 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:57,710 this. 63 00:05:58,230 --> 00:06:01,950 And the kid is going to say, it's already been in my brother's diapers. 64 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,900 We're going to stop, and whoever stops gets a prize, okay? 65 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,480 videotape and they'll be fine. 66 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:09,580 Geez, where's that video? I can't find it. What? Martin, I thought you picked 67 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:10,580 up at the video store. 68 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,720 I thought you picked it up. 69 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,740 Well, Martin, you're going to have to go down there and get it because Olivia 70 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:17,500 made a special request for a birthday bunny party. Okay, okay. 71 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,320 Now, can you handle the children and the food? 72 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:21,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 73 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,260 I'll be back as soon as I can. 74 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,340 How you doing, Doc? Oh, pretty good. 75 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,720 Doug, if you want me to, I'll go in and look after the kids. 76 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:40,659 No, I made a promise. You're not going to lose a finger, and I'm going to stick 77 00:08:40,659 --> 00:08:41,659 to that, okay? 78 00:08:43,299 --> 00:08:44,300 Hey. Okay. 79 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,920 Hi, everybody. 80 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:34,160 Oh, no, no, no. Don't play with those, dear. Please, those are not toys. 81 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,920 Please, put them back. 82 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,440 Don't crack them, all right? 83 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,279 That's all right. 84 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,280 Go ahead. 85 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:50,759 I'm sorry. 86 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,440 I've had monster that tastes better than this. 87 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:59,860 I have an idea for a game that we can all play. 88 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,900 What? Let's play find my tricycle. 89 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:10,200 No. Hi, that's the house of the book. Huh? I think somebody's talking on your 90 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,600 telephone. Somebody's talking on my telephone? 91 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,400 Hey, 92 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,060 no, no, no, ma 'am. Please, don't talk. No, don't. 93 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,360 Who did you call? 94 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Hello? 95 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:23,340 Who is this? 96 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,940 Ian? Where are you? 97 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,080 In London? 98 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,000 Everybody sit on the sofa. 99 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:40,540 Sit on the sofa. 100 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,380 Sit on the sofa. 101 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,920 Everybody sit on the sofa. 102 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,720 What's entertaining? 103 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,120 We can... Who? 104 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,620 Miss Mary Matt. 105 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:29,060 Okay, let's see it. 106 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,960 Now, this thing is Miss Mary Matt. 107 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,860 No. What's it called? Miss Mary Matt. 108 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:36,900 Would you come around here, please? 109 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,920 Come here. I want to see you a second. 110 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,700 Now, here's what I... 111 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,420 Silver buttons. 112 00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:15,670 right here. What is your name? 113 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:22,370 Contabo. Contabo. All right. Now, I'm going to make the music and you dance. 114 00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:25,530 Here we go. 115 00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:35,330 Ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful... 116 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:36,910 What's your name, son? 117 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,650 Jonathan. Jonathan is going... 118 00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:44,470 the table. 119 00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:47,830 Okay. Here we go. 120 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:51,830 Rising up back on the street. 121 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:55,150 Did my time, took my chances. 122 00:13:57,210 --> 00:14:02,550 Coming back on my feet with the man and his will to thrive. 123 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:06,970 Nothing's too fast. 124 00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:09,610 You change your passion for glory. 125 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:15,690 The best was right there. 126 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:30,090 much. I'm going upstairs. I'm going to take a nap. Please don't bother me at 127 00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,090 all. 128 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:35,730 Okay, now I can't start the tape till everybody yells roll them. So on the 129 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:36,730 of three, okay? 130 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:40,130 One, two, three. 131 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,330 Olivia, 132 00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:48,610 did the niece serve lunch yet? 133 00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:49,830 No, it's not ready. 134 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:51,290 Okay, I'm gonna go help her, okay? 135 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,200 It looked as good as Rudy and Vanessa were riding it. Yeah, but it's great. 136 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:57,460 I can't believe it. Look at the streamers. Oh, she's going to go wild 137 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:58,099 sees this. 138 00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,100 But how's the party going? 139 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:02,260 Get this, right? Mom and Dad didn't think the kids were going to like my 140 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,480 that I made them, so they went and bought another chocolate cake. 141 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:05,920 Kids found it in the basement. 142 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,680 Stuffed their faces with it. I had to find them, stop them. 143 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,820 Brought them upstairs. I gave them my food. 144 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,300 They loved it. I couldn't believe it. They loved it even more. 145 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,680 Where are they now? 146 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,520 I just fell asleep about five minutes ago. 147 00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:30,740 Welcome to our slumber party. 148 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,460 Oh, honey, wake Olivia up. Her birthday present's in the kitchen. 149 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,300 Hey, Miss Birthday Girl. 150 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,400 Huh? You gotta come into the kitchen and get your present. 151 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,160 My tricycle? Oh, I don't know. You have to come and see. 152 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,620 Well, 153 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:46,720 I'll stay with the kids. 154 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,240 Oh, okay. Don't take your eyes off of them for a second. They're dangerous 155 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,240 in their sleep. 156 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,720 Get ready. 157 00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,300 Close your eyes. 158 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,600 Ta -da! 159 00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:04,060 Here it is. 160 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,060 It's not the one in the picture. 161 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:11,300 Well, it's not the one in the picture, but it's still a really nice tricycle. 162 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,320 It's not the one in the picture. 163 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:19,440 You got this neat chrome bell, and you got these great colorful ribbons, and 164 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,880 look at this great seat. 165 00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,390 to ride this. 166 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:06,740 is better than any new bike because this bike's got a lot of miles on it it's 167 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:11,120 been there and back and it's going to be there again can i ride in the living 168 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,080 room all right but don't run over any of your friends 169 00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:42,310 Well, you really pulled this off, Denise. 170 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,510 You made this day so special for Olivia. 171 00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:47,170 Oh, thanks. 172 00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:50,950 She is never, ever going to forget this birthday. 173 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,610 You spent so long all week working on it. 174 00:21:56,530 --> 00:22:01,530 And, you know, it really touches me to see how much you care for her. 175 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:07,450 Yeah, I know I don't have to tell you this, but... 176 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:13,240 olivia feels so close to you you do such incredible things for her 177 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:19,100 she and i are very lucky to have you in our lives 178 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:24,620 never in my wildest dreams could i imagine that it would be this wonderful 179 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:25,620 love you very much 180 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:14,140 The Cosby Show is taped before a studio audience. 13270