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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,660 There isn't any movie I want to see. Hey, how about this one? 2 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:25,540 Unusual Circumstances. You guys know what that's about? I think that's a 3 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:26,540 of a French movie. 4 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,940 Hey. Hey, how you doing? 5 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:34,220 Didn't you and Mom see this movie, Unusual Circumstances? Yeah. What's it 6 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:40,480 It's about three swinging bachelors, and they live in the same apartment, and 7 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:45,600 somebody leaves a baby porcupine in front. 8 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:52,940 They do it, but then a Dalmatian comes along and attacks the 9 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:58,200 porcupine, and the porcupine gives some porcupines to the Dalmatian, and they 10 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:02,240 have to take the Dalmatian to this hospital where they meet these three 11 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,400 attractive nurses. 12 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:11,160 And so they just started to, it was just, I mean, that was about all it was. 13 00:02:13,190 --> 00:02:16,870 That's too deep for us, Dad. Yeah, and it was too deep for your mother and me. 14 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:21,470 But then again, you know, we laid out $7 a piece, so you just stay with the 15 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:22,470 movie, you know. 16 00:02:23,530 --> 00:02:26,790 We're not gonna make any movie if Denny doesn't hurry up. He's already 15 17 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:28,150 minutes late. Again? 18 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:30,050 It's love. 19 00:02:30,170 --> 00:02:31,149 Denny's in love? 20 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:31,948 It's worse. 21 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:34,450 The man's hypnotized. He's dating an acting student. 22 00:02:34,870 --> 00:02:35,870 Jade Marsh. 23 00:02:36,070 --> 00:02:38,690 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Isn't that the woman you kissed in the dorm lounge and 24 00:02:38,690 --> 00:02:41,530 Justine caught you? Yeah, that's the one. Guys, I got it. 25 00:02:41,930 --> 00:02:45,510 At the All Night Theater on 44th Street, we got a triple feature of Kung Fu 26 00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:49,250 movies. All right. They're playing Enter the Ninja, Fist of Destruction, and 27 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,770 Master Chin meets Master Fu. 28 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:52,470 Kung Fu movies? 29 00:02:52,870 --> 00:02:54,770 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 30 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:56,630 You're not so good. 31 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,310 Chin Wong. 32 00:02:58,610 --> 00:02:59,710 I thought you were dead. 33 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:04,070 Watch yourselves, or you'll be in a... 34 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:06,029 Couldn't help it. 35 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:09,210 Jade has a lead in this play, and now she needs me for support. Yeah, right, 36 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,590 Jimmy. But, guys, I wish you could have been there. 37 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:15,730 Jade is playing Madea. This is her greatest role yet. She gets to wear this 38 00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:17,430 short toga. It's powerful. 39 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:19,089 That's nice. 40 00:04:19,089 --> 00:04:21,029 Yo, I forgot to eat lunch today. You have anything in the fridge? 41 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,470 Yeah, I could use a snack myself. 42 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:25,910 No problem. Mom and Dad went and bought groceries this morning. 43 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,350 Let's go. 44 00:04:27,730 --> 00:04:28,730 Hey, Dad. 45 00:04:48,110 --> 00:04:49,110 person. Let's go. 46 00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:53,690 Dad, you're not getting charged $2 a piece for food. See what he grabbed us? 47 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:56,010 You're getting a deal for $2 a piece. 48 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,130 True point, Dr. Huxtable, but I don't have $2. Hey, Lou, you keep giving me 49 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:03,510 same line. You owe me $492 ,000. 50 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:12,550 Guys, you have to see this. I found it on the way over here. I was walking on 51 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:15,910 Atlantic Avenue and I saw something shiny in the grass. Where is it? Here it 52 00:05:20,110 --> 00:05:23,590 and this is an expensive watch. Yeah, I thought it might be. This is a designer 53 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,170 watch. This is a Jacques Pardo. 54 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:28,610 I saw one of these on Lifestyles, and they're rich and famous. 55 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:31,830 Boy, I never thought I'd be sitting this close to one. Well, if it's that 56 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:34,630 valuable, maybe I should take it to the police station. What for? 57 00:05:34,930 --> 00:05:38,110 A policeman didn't lose this. Uh -uh, they can't afford one of these on their 58 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:39,110 salary. 59 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:42,490 What am I going to do with it? It's a woman's watch. 60 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:46,750 Well, Jimmy, if it's a woman's watch, maybe there's a woman you want to give 61 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:47,639 to. 62 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,480 Theo, you are a genius. Jade would love this. 63 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:53,280 Let's go to the cafe now. She hangs out there after rehearsal. 64 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,559 What about this food? 65 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:58,340 Oh, come on, guys. I am too excited to eat. I need you to back me up. You know 66 00:05:58,340 --> 00:06:01,700 how I get around beautiful women. My mouth dries up and phone comes out. 67 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,340 All right, then. We got you. 68 00:06:04,940 --> 00:06:05,940 Lou, 69 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:14,820 come on. Hey, I'm paying $2 for this. I'm getting food to go. 70 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:34,340 feeling the phone coming back. Drink more water, man. Loosen up. 71 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,840 It'll all turn out great. Just remember, when you give her the watch, remember 72 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:41,140 what we told you to say. Yeah, man, practice the line. Work on your chops. 73 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:45,520 Jade, I would like to present you with this token of my affliction. 74 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,280 No. 75 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,200 No, man. 76 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,520 Affection. What did I say? 77 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,760 Affliction. I'm gonna blow it. 78 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,240 She's gonna laugh in my face. 79 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:58,020 Maybe Denny should just mail it to her. No, no, no. I can do this. Once I pass 80 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,160 the first sentence, I'll be fine. 81 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:05,520 Jade, I would like to present you with this watch as a token of my affection. 82 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:07,060 All right. Good, good. 83 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:13,040 This watch is as timeless as your... Our love. Our love. 84 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:16,480 Guys, Jane's here. 85 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,280 Dennis, darling. 86 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,740 Cut. 87 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:28,180 Oh, hello, Leo, Stu, Pritchett. Theo. Lou. Mitchell. 88 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:35,470 Fine. Dennis, I am beside myself with anger. What is it, my sweet? 89 00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:40,070 I mean, how could a campus newspaper write such vicious things about me? 90 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,610 I was the star of the play. 91 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,150 Listen to this. 92 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:48,770 The only problem this reviewer had with the play Mother Courage was the 93 00:07:48,770 --> 00:07:50,190 performance of Jade Marsh. 94 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:55,950 Her acting reminds me of a ham and cheese sandwich without the cheese and 95 00:07:57,470 --> 00:07:58,470 Me? 96 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:03,850 I feel so bad, Jade. Lots of people like him. 97 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:10,170 This is so upsetting. I must have a cappuccino. I'll buy it for you, my 98 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:14,150 Denny, wait. 99 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:24,630 This would be the best time for her to get the watch. Her ego is crushed. 100 00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:27,090 If only our man could get the words out of his mouth. 101 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:30,890 Come on, then. Quit drinking. Give her the watch. 102 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:32,850 He's got it out. 103 00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:35,990 He's giving it to her now. 104 00:08:36,270 --> 00:08:37,750 And I don't see any phone. 105 00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:40,710 Whoa. 106 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:43,630 I think she's getting all emotional or something. 107 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:45,130 And it looks like the real thing. 108 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,050 Touchdown. 109 00:08:53,510 --> 00:08:55,250 And the extra point. 110 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:03,200 I gotta get me a watch like that. 111 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:26,200 Come on, Lou. Turn the jazz up a little bit. If you want women to hear this, you 112 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,200 gotta make it loud. 113 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:34,260 Here, look, some babes at 9 o 'clock are scoping us out. I told you this jazz 114 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:35,260 stuff would draw them in. 115 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:38,360 All right, now this looks like we really understand this stuff. All right, all 116 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,360 right. 117 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:44,080 Hi. What's going down? 118 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,480 Can you turn your music off? 119 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,460 We can't hear ourselves think, jerk. 120 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,820 She wasn't my type anyway. 121 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:01,680 Right. 122 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:05,160 Have you seen the lovely ornament that my dear Dennis gave to me? 123 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:06,620 Whoa. Beautiful. 124 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:11,340 Yes, I'm never taking it off. It's the most gorgeous gift I've ever received. 125 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:12,780 And expensive. 126 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:17,460 I took it to a jewelry store to have it appraised. Trust me, fellas, you will 127 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,840 never love a woman as much as Dennis loves me. 128 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:24,620 Excuse me. 129 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,900 Yes? Are you, uh, Jade Marsh? 130 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,240 Well, yes. 131 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:33,330 We were contacted by a Mr. Krause from Zach's jewelry store today. 132 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:35,770 He said you came in to have a watch appraised. 133 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:37,069 That's correct. 134 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,190 Is that the watch you're wearing now? 135 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,169 It is. 136 00:10:39,170 --> 00:10:42,670 Are you aware that that watch was reported stolen two days ago? 137 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:47,030 Preposterous. This was a gift from my boyfriend. 138 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,370 Well, could you take it off so we could check the serial number? 139 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:50,770 Never. 140 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,150 I cherish it. 141 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:54,550 I will not take it off for anyone. 142 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:58,710 Jay, don't you think that you should cooperate with the police here? 143 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:00,250 I know my rights. 144 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:02,430 This is an invasion of privacy. 145 00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:10,050 Dennis, darling, these people have the audacity to imply that this watch is 146 00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:14,390 stolen. Please tell them how you bought it for me as a symbol of our love. 147 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,390 Well, it's a symbol of our love. 148 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:22,350 Fine. 149 00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:26,010 I'd like to see the serial number on that symbol of your love. 150 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,240 Look, if we don't see the serial number, we're going to have to take you in for 151 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:36,220 possession of stolen property. You can shackle me and throw me in a dungeon 152 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:38,780 before I will allow this watch to leave my wrist. 153 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,580 Grab it your way. 154 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:41,779 Let's go. 155 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:46,800 If truth shall be my companion in the flames, 156 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,580 so be it. 157 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,100 That won't be necessary. 158 00:11:58,199 --> 00:11:59,860 Dennis, our love will carry me through this. 159 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,500 Don't leave town, Mr. Love. 160 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,840 Denny, did you steal that watch? Oh, come on, guys. You know me. I wouldn't 161 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:16,240 something like that. I found it on Atlantic Avenue, like I said. The thief 162 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,820 have dropped it. Well, then you better get down there and tell the police the 163 00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:22,420 truth. This is all your fault. You guys talked me into giving Jade a stolen 164 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,840 watch. We didn't know that watch was stolen. Me neither. 165 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,830 Well, you better get down there before the... with your girlfriend behind bars. 166 00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:33,190 You're right. I'm going to tell her the truth about that watch. I just hope it 167 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:34,190 won't spoil our date tonight. 168 00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:45,610 Hey, Rudy. 169 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,010 Shh. 170 00:12:47,710 --> 00:12:49,050 Theo's on the phone with Lou. 171 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:51,670 Rudy, you know better than to listen in. 172 00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:52,910 I know. 173 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:58,269 they talking about? 174 00:12:58,270 --> 00:13:02,510 See, Denny found a stolen watch, and Theo and his friends talked him into 175 00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:03,750 it to Jade as a present. 176 00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:05,730 The police came and took Jade away. 177 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:08,070 Denny found it with the police station right now. 178 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,650 He may even have to go to jail. 179 00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:17,590 But why didn't Denny just tell Jade that he found the watch in the first place? 180 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,410 You know, guys, they're dumb. 181 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:26,130 If I were Denny, I would come over here and beat Theo up. Yeah, he should beat 182 00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,130 him up good. 183 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,520 You really think so? 184 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,020 Hello, Kenny? I have to go now. Bye. 185 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:37,640 You're talking to Kenny, huh? 186 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:40,780 Yeah. You weren't listening to my telephone conversation? 187 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,260 No. 188 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,420 We gotta go. 189 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,920 You better leave us alone. 190 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,940 We can have you put in jail too. 191 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:55,660 Hey, man. 192 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:56,900 You okay? 193 00:13:58,540 --> 00:13:59,540 I guess not. 194 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:01,880 You want to talk about it? 195 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:06,260 The police told me that the watch was stolen from a woman's house Tuesday 196 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:09,160 I was free and clear because I was watching Jade at a rehearsal. 197 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,280 Well, it sounds like everything worked out. Theo, it was awful. 198 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,300 Jade and I had to stand in front of a sergeant's desk surrounded by drunkards 199 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,940 and prostitutes and one guy who I think was a murderer. 200 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,740 There, in front of all of them, I had to tell Jade that I found the watch on the 201 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:23,740 street. 202 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 How'd she take it? 203 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,840 Oh, she called me a despicable, conniving cretin. 204 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,920 Then she pointed at me, turned to the sergeant and said, have him arrested for 205 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,000 impersonating a man. 206 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:40,840 It was the most humiliating moment in my entire life. 207 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:46,080 I feel for you, Din. Yo, you don't know how I feel. 208 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:48,200 After the watch, I was going to give her a ring. 209 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:49,460 I'm sorry, man. 210 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,620 Maybe next time. 211 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,880 Yo, you have to help me. I have to get her back. 212 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,580 You know what to do. You're always messing up with women. 213 00:14:58,099 --> 00:14:59,760 Yeah, but I never get him back. 214 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,880 It's your dad here. He's good with advice. 215 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,500 Yeah, but with my dad, you got to be careful. 216 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,980 See, if he's having a good day, he can give you excellent advice, clear and to 217 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:11,980 the point. 218 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,380 But on his bad days, he can really ramble. 219 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:23,120 He'll lean back in his chair, let out a breath, roll his eyes. 220 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,820 And then you just have to sit there until he runs out of words. 221 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,980 I'll take my chances. I just want Jade back. 222 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,800 Okay. 223 00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:34,180 Dad? 224 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,360 Hey! 225 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,840 Okay, now, I'll ask him a test question, and we'll see if he's having a good day 226 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,840 or a bad day. 227 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:48,660 Hey, Dad. 228 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,900 You. I need to ask you a question. Huh? 229 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,249 Go ahead. 230 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:56,430 One of my professors gave me a C on the paper, and I'm really upset with him. 231 00:15:57,030 --> 00:16:01,090 Yesterday, he invited a whole bunch of people over to his house for a party. 232 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:04,570 I don't really want to go because I'm still upset. 233 00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:06,270 Should I go? 234 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:07,990 Go? 235 00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:10,790 No sense burning your bridges unless you have a boat. 236 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:14,050 Thanks, Dad. All right. 237 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,530 Dr. Huxtable, do you mind if I ask you a question? 238 00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:21,110 Yeah, well, go ahead, then. 239 00:16:21,729 --> 00:16:25,470 Okay, you see, I found this expensive watch on Atlantic Avenue, and I gave it 240 00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:26,930 Jade, but it turned out to be stolen. 241 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:30,910 We both ended up at the police station, but after I confessed, she dumped me. 242 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,290 How do I get her back? 243 00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:33,630 Oh, yeah, well, see? 244 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,210 Sit down. 245 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,320 1951, 1952. 246 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,800 Easter Sunday. 247 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:14,680 And I had some, I had a piece of lint on the 248 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:15,740 side of my head. 249 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,660 And I was going with this girl. 250 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,500 And she already had a boyfriend. 251 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:31,820 She told me, but she said, do you want to go with me while I'm 252 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:38,740 going with him? So I said, well, as long as you say you still love me. 253 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:39,799 She said, yes. 254 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,060 So what her name was. 255 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:48,380 I told her to meet me in church. 256 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,770 I'm sitting there and she's sitting there. 257 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:56,370 Right where the lid is. 258 00:17:58,190 --> 00:17:59,590 Through the whole sermon. 259 00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:05,170 Dad? Yes? 260 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:12,010 What in the world does that have to do with Denny? 261 00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:15,290 Denny doesn't have a piece of lint in his hair. 262 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:25,300 Lent in my hair and Easter. 263 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:30,800 During that time, there's another Lent. 264 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,440 Exactly, Dr. 265 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:39,040 Huxtable. No, wait a minute. Exactly. 266 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,520 I'm glad the four of us are spending the night together. 267 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:16,180 Yeah, who needs a date on a Saturday night, huh? I must rather be with my 268 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:17,180 friends. 269 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,720 I only have male friends now. 270 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,640 Yeah, but then that's good. 271 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:27,320 See, sometimes when I'm out with Justine on Saturday nights, I think of you guys 272 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,840 hanging out together, and I feel like I'm missing something. 273 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,320 What? 274 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:38,200 You know, talking, laughing, doing the guy stuff, just being a guy. 275 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,330 It's great. 276 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:49,890 I know exactly what this is. 277 00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:55,730 Four guys sitting there all alone. 278 00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:59,170 Got no dates. Oh, for four. 279 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:05,690 Well, it happens every now and then, fellas. 280 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:07,230 No, Dad. 281 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:08,510 Not what you're thinking. 282 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:13,360 We decided it would be great just for the four of us to sit here and hang out 283 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,360 around the house. 284 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,040 Really? 285 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,760 That's nice. 286 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,280 Why don't you join us, Dr. Huxtable? 287 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:27,920 Well, I think I will, fellas, because my wife went out with my sister -in -law 288 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,380 tonight. I guess we're all for five then. 289 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,800 Not really. 290 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,120 Mine will be back. 291 00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:42,030 You ever wonder what your life would be like if you never got married? 292 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:45,730 You know, it's funny you should ask that question. 293 00:20:53,370 --> 00:21:00,190 I'm talking about 1950... 1952. I was 294 00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:01,950 working for a pharmacist. 295 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:07,950 I was driving his car to make a delivery. It was a DeSoto, I think. No, 296 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:13,430 no, no. It was a Packard. The Packard. No disrespect, Theo. I can't take this. 297 00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:21,410 And I'm driving, and this very painting is similar to where I had to go, because 298 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,890 over here was Harrisburg. 299 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:30,330 And this was Philly, and the bridge, there was a sign here, said Detour. 300 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,960 I mean, I'd rather have some woman tell me to get lost than listen to this. 301 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:40,040 And the bridge was similar to this. And it looked like it was going to go out. 302 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:44,340 And it had this packet. Well, that packet could hold the road, man. You sat 303 00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:48,360 on that thing, boom, and dropped it the second. In those days, you had to 304 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:54,040 synchromesh. You had to press down on that clutch. And I'm driving with this 305 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,460 medicine, trying to get over there. 306 00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:02,290 Now check. 307 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,260 The Cosby Show was taped before studio audio. 23577