All language subtitles for The Cosby Show s05e23 A Room With No View

Bye.

You hear that, Cliff?

The birds are chirping.

It's the sound of spring.

Yeah, little fellas flew all the way
from Florida.

There they are.

Say, fellas!

You see this, don't you?

Okay, we're going to make the same deal
as last year.

Every day, I give you a couple of these.

You stay away from my car, right?

You're a thief and a liar.

I am not. You're just dizzy and stupid.

Hey!

Yes, Dad?

Yes, Dad?

Hold it down!

You know, Cliff, I've about had it with
those two.

Every single day they are hiding.

When I think about their childhood, I'm
not going to think in terms of years.

I'm going to think about rounds.

Hey! I'm sorry.

See,

nature was not always correct.

It should have been the children to fly
south.

As I recall, this is my day to run
errands, and you get to stay home with

dueling duo. Come on, come on, come on.
I'll see you in about an hour. No, wait.

No, don't leave me. Please.

Don't leave me here with them. Don't
leave me here by myself.

Listen, tomorrow, is it possible that
you and I could go on a picnic by

ourselves?

Hmm?

Spring has always done this to you.

Hmm. Yeah.

sounding like you're making adjustments
on the doors. You seem that you want to

bring them in with you whenever you're
closing.

If there are problems that exist in the
Hotel Huxtable, your mother and I, your

gracious hosts, really value any
suggestions you have.

Dad, we're sorry.

Yeah, Dad, it won't happen again as long
as she doesn't start it. Me? You

started it! Listen, I'm having a problem
right now because...

I have my ceiling that collapsed.

I want the mess cleaned up. Oh, man.

You get the dustpan, and you get the
broom, and I'm going to go up and see

trouble went on in your suite upstairs.

What is broken and what is not?

I know none of this would have happened
if you hadn't stolen my Bobby Brown

tape.

the desk the legs are just completely
splintered because vanessa threw it look

you guys are going to pay for it out of
your allowance now sweep the mess up

please

All right, can you make it quick?

You're doing this on purpose.

I am not.

Rudy, nobody brushes their teeth that
slowly.

was doing was trying to put on my makeup
and she shoved me did you hit your

sister well yeah but i thought we told
you that hitting each other is not

allowed but she is constantly provoking
me she does that on purpose and you you

you're a sucker for that every time you
keep falling for that an older person

should know better than to let a little
young person pull a chick like that if

you know she does

That I'm not too bright?

No, Dad. It was just an observation. You
appear to be telling me that you don't

think I'm that bright. No, Dad. You're
very bright.

It's just that she gets away with
everything.

You seem to have forgotten the fact that
when you were little, you used to do

the same thing to Theo. But Theo really
would do bad things to me first. Yes,

but you were the person who started... I
did it first.

I expect older people to know better.

But, Dad, you're older than all of us.

You should understand what she's doing
to me.

Which gets back to your original
statement that you don't think I'm too

Dad, may I be excused? What did you come
in here for?

To put my makeup on.

Well, then why would you ask to be
excused if you haven't put your makeup

yet?

You're the one who's not too bright
around here.

What

do

you want?

Well, I know how much you wanted your
Bobby Brown tape back, so I've decided

return it.

that wouldn't you but i know what you're
up to and i'm not falling for it

falling for what you want me to lose
control so i'll hit you and get into

trouble but i'm a better person than
that i'm just going to ignore you

want to lead a peaceful life now if
you'll excuse me i'm gonna go have some

breakfast don't eat too much elbow face

It isn't necessary, dear.

I've talked to them, and I think we have
it all cleared up. They are peaceful

and gentle with each other now.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Mom.

Hello.

Rudy, I'm going to have a glass of
orange juice. You want some?

It would be lovely.

I'd better place that table. Thank you.

I don't have a fever.

Well, I must say, it's very nice to see
you all behaving so politely to each

other. Thank you.

It's very easy for me because I have
better manners than you.

Rudy, it's not good manners to tell
someone else that you have better

than they do.

It's true.

In fact, if you had better manners...

Maybe you'd have a boyfriend right now.
Would you do that?

Because you're a pig.

Well, you're the slop that pigs eat.

You are the piggy that makes all the
other piggies.

Come on, come on, come on. That's it.

Now, I want both of you to go upstairs.

I want you to take your clothes out of
the drawers. Put them in the suitcase.

I want you to... Right now. You're not
serious.

Is this a serious face?

Let's go. Come on. You're throwing us
out of the house? No, of course not. I'm

not throwing you out of the house. You
guys are going to move down into the

basement. Mom! No, your mother has
nothing to do with it. I am...

Father!

Hit it! I'm serious.

No, hit it. Goodbye.

Cliff.

Yes, dear?

Did I hear you say that you are moving
the children down into the basement?

Yes, dear, because I'm tired.

But you're not going to lock them in
there. I mean, they can come out to eat

use the bathroom, right? Of course.

It's just that...

Down in the basement, they can stomp
around, they can throw things, they

I mean, because everything in the
basement is just about on its way out

And so are they, dear.

Yeah, Dad, we've learned a lesson.

This is not a lesson. This is the way
it's going to be, my dear.

Now, let's keep moving.

But, Dad, we promised.

Really. We won't fight anymore.

Yeah, Dad.

Look. See?

We're getting along.

I love you!

That's wonderful. I love to see that.
And I'm happy that you all love each

other. But this is where you're going to
be.

Just enjoy yourselves. And like your
mother said, If you get hungry, you go

upstairs anytime you want to. If you
want to wash up or anything, go upstairs

anytime you want to. And think about the
bright side of it. You have a washer

and a dryer.

Your clothes will always be clean.

Jeff, come on. The joke's over.

Right? This is no joke.

What isn't it like when you took Theo to
the army? He never went into the army.

The army would not take Theo.

The basement will take you.

What do we do now?

Rudy, this is all a bluff.

Nobody would do this to their kids. He's
standing outside the door waiting, and

he's going to come back in here any
minute.

Just wait.

There. It's just like the old saying,
when you're giving lemons, you make

lemonade. That doesn't even make sense.

Rudy, you have been moping around here
for the last three hours.

You'd probably feel a lot better if you
did something with your side of the

room. I'm not staying here long.

How are you getting out?

I've got plans.

Big plans.

Sooner or later, I'm busting out of this
tree.

But in the meantime, I think you owe it
to me to tidy up your side of the room

so I have to look at that unsightly
mess.

I owe it to you?

Yes. Do you want to know what I owe you?
This is what I owe you.

That is what I owe you.

I think it's time for you.

I can always get more lipstick.

What are

you doing? Making a wish.

This reminds me of a

movie I once saw.

Women Behind Bars.

I just came down here to see my basement
beauty.

How's it going down here?

Fine. That's good to hear, because I was
just talking to Mom and Dad, and it

seems like you two will be down here for
a long, long time.

Yeah, well, don't bet the farm on that.

Right. I hope both of you can appreciate
the poetic justice of the situation.

I mean, after...

All of the trouble both of you have
gotten me into through the years, I'd

this sweet revenge.

Well, we like it just fine down here,
don't we, Rudy?

Yup. Well, I hope you can still say that
tonight when the rats come out.

Rats? Oh, wait a minute. Don't listen to
him, Rudy.

Dad just had an exterminator here a
month ago. There are no rats.

Well, exterminators can only get rid of
living things.

So there's something you guys don't
know.

Dad bought this house cheap.

Because it's built over a graveyard.

And at night, the angry ghosts come up
through the pipes just looking for

some little girl to take back with them.

Bye, girls.

I'm sure I won't be your last visitor
tonight.

I don't believe a word he said.

Me neither. That was a stupid story.

Thank you.

Escargot. Escargot.

Fix it up very nicely down here.

Yeah, we haven't heard any fighting
noises in a while.

We figured either the two of you are
getting along better or you've killed

other.

You'll be happy to know that the tape
has come off your bedroom doors and

free to go back to your rooms now.

As we fill with tape before a studio
audience.