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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,680 Oye, por ahí viene Bill Cosby. Óyeme. 2 00:01:10,759 --> 00:01:11,759 Huxtable residence. 3 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,000 Yeah, Denise's home. 4 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,820 Is this an important phone call? 5 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,280 Oh, well, how long do you plan to talk? 6 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,100 Well, can you give me a guess? 7 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,620 Okay, well, listen, it would really help me out a lot if you could make it 8 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:26,620 shorter than that. 9 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,040 Yeah, thanks. 10 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:29,500 I'll get her. 11 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,520 Denise, phone! 12 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:31,800 Okay, thanks! 13 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,940 I guess you're wondering what I'm doing. 14 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,660 Well, you see, I'm trying to keep the line free because I'm expecting a very 15 00:01:40,660 --> 00:01:41,660 important phone call. 16 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:45,040 Tanya. Well, no, Tanya and I broke up. 17 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,980 Yes, yes, yes. Now I remember. 18 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,680 Randy Taylor. 19 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,460 Randy went back to her old boyfriend. 20 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:58,200 Condola, Condola Burns. 21 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:01,480 No, it didn't quite work out with Condola. 22 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,120 Well, then who is it, boy? 23 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,320 Maxine Kirkwood. 24 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:10,199 Maxine. Well, I'm not interested in Maxine. I'm interested in her best 25 00:02:10,259 --> 00:02:10,999 Lana Herman. 26 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:11,978 Lana Herman? 27 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:15,640 Yeah. Sounds like the name of an international movie star. 28 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:17,100 She could be, Dad. 29 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,060 You see, she and Maxine are studying tonight. 30 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,860 And Maxine said if they need help, they would give me a call. 31 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,480 They haven't called yet. 32 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:33,540 No. You see, I've never talked to Lana before, but I want to. Why? 33 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:36,810 Because she has it. She has it. 34 00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:38,130 Right. 35 00:02:40,210 --> 00:02:42,310 What is? That it's hard to explain. 36 00:02:42,650 --> 00:02:45,090 But when I see her walk down the hall... Uh -huh. 37 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:46,890 You say that's it. 38 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:55,310 Okay. You say that's it. Okay. So now Tanya doesn't have it. Oh, no. 39 00:02:55,530 --> 00:03:00,250 And Randy doesn't have it. No. No, and Condola doesn't have it. No. No. 40 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:04,550 Yeah. So what did they do? Did they give it to Lana? 41 00:03:07,450 --> 00:03:12,810 Well, now, that's a different story. I sure hope that Lana calls before she 42 00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:14,330 loses it. So do I. 43 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:17,830 Daddy, you ready? 44 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:21,610 Huh? Rudy, have a good time at Grandma and Grandpa's. Oh, hey. 45 00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:26,150 My goodness. Wait a minute. Now, look. Hold tight there. 46 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:33,890 Farmer, when I packed this bag, It was not this full, ma 'am. I 47 00:03:33,890 --> 00:03:35,190 put some more things in. 48 00:03:35,530 --> 00:03:38,930 Will you look at all of this stuff? What is this in here for? 49 00:03:39,370 --> 00:03:40,610 They're my necessities. 50 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:41,970 Oh. 51 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:45,310 I beg your pardon. These are your necessities? 52 00:03:45,650 --> 00:03:47,050 Yes, things that I need. 53 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:52,790 And do you need all of these necessities? Why don't you just take one 54 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,890 Then the other two will be lonely. 55 00:03:55,410 --> 00:04:00,590 What happened to the toothbrush, the pajamas, and the... and the comb? 56 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:07,160 brush that i packed for you there wasn't enough room okay i'll tell you what 57 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:11,740 we're going to do we're going to go back upstairs i'll get another suitcase and 58 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:17,720 we can put the non -essentials into it okay daddy yes do grandma and grandpa 59 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:21,880 know how to take care of little kids of course they do they brought me up and 60 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,620 how do you think i turned out tall tall 61 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:35,090 She's going to bring some friends down from NYU and we're going to meet in the 62 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:36,350 village. The village? 63 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,930 Oh, I hear it's so great down there. You guys are going to have a lot of fun. 64 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:41,270 Hey, you want to come with us? 65 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:42,770 Are you serious? 66 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:46,690 Yeah. You want me to go with you to the village? 67 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:51,030 Yes. I don't believe this, hanging out in the village with you and your 68 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:52,070 being cool. 69 00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:53,370 I must be dreaming. 70 00:04:54,730 --> 00:04:57,350 But what are your friends going to say when you show up with your little 71 00:04:57,710 --> 00:04:58,710 Well, we just... 72 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:03,340 Well, tell him you're in college. 73 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:04,540 Can I be from UCLA? 74 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,980 Sure. Can I be in med school? 75 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,360 Now you're pushing it. 76 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:09,880 Okay, okay, I'll be a freshman. 77 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,200 What should I wear? 78 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,420 Well, we're going to the village, so we should look extra funky. 79 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:14,640 Okay, how do I do that? 80 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:16,060 Well, there's only one way. 81 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,480 Dad's closet. 82 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,540 You want to ask Dad to borrow some of his clothes? 83 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,120 Oh, no, no, no. We're not going to ask Dad. We're just going to go into his 84 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,120 closet and take them. 85 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:29,780 I don't know, Denise. 86 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:31,480 Vanessa, college. 87 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:34,260 Nightlife! The village! 88 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:35,860 Get funky! 89 00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:38,700 Dad, I'm going to be angry. 90 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,560 No, we'll put them back before he even notices or he won't return them at all. 91 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,940 He forgets what's in his closet. 92 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:44,959 He does? 93 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,240 Yeah. How do you think I got this sweater? 94 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,280 Fuck the residents. 95 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:01,220 Lana? 96 00:06:01,390 --> 00:06:02,390 Lana who? 97 00:06:03,350 --> 00:06:05,230 Wow, Lana, what's wrong with your voice? 98 00:06:06,310 --> 00:06:07,330 You have a cold. 99 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:10,330 Cockroach is the worst imitation I've ever heard. 100 00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:15,650 Well, no, she hasn't called yet, and I'm trying to keep the line free, okay? So 101 00:06:15,650 --> 00:06:16,650 goodbye. 102 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:22,730 Hey, I'm taking Rudy over to Grandma and Grandpa's. I'll be back shortly, okay? 103 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:24,010 Okay. 104 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:25,750 What's the matter with you? 105 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:27,930 Dad, I don't think Lana's ever gonna call. 106 00:06:28,390 --> 00:06:29,930 Don't be depressed about it, okay? 107 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:33,990 because Vanessa and Denise are going down to Greenwich Village. I'm taking 108 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:39,070 over to Grandma and Grandpa's house. I will come back, and it'll just be the 109 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:42,870 of us, the Huxtable Men, here, together. 110 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:46,970 Sounds good. 111 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:53,090 What we'll do is we will have the first meeting of the Huxtable Men's Club. 112 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:57,050 No women allowed, all right? 113 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,780 And what I'll do is I'll go out and I'll rent some black and white cowboy 114 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,060 pictures, you understand? 115 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:07,780 And then I'll go over to the White House and we'll get some hoagies, ha, and 116 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:08,780 load up. 117 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:12,840 All right, I can go with you. All right, good hoagies. But, Dad, you know, Mom 118 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,040 doesn't like you eating that stuff. 119 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:23,600 Your mother's 500 miles away at Hillman. 120 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 You understand? 121 00:07:25,370 --> 00:07:32,330 And one of the main rules of the Huxtable Men's Club is whatever you eat 122 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:33,330 secret. 123 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:42,990 The secret will remain locked within 124 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:43,990 me. 125 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:45,790 Mon frere. 126 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,350 Mon frere. 127 00:07:48,670 --> 00:07:49,670 Hey, Dad. 128 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:51,330 You know what else you should get? 129 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:52,550 What? Near beer. 130 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:57,419 Near beer? 131 00:07:57,420 --> 00:08:01,240 Well, yeah, you know, the stuff that looks like beer and tastes like beer, 132 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,240 it has no alcohol in it. 133 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:03,600 What do you want that for? 134 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:07,020 Well, I figured that since this is a men's club, we should do what men do. 135 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:15,560 I'll bring back a big jug of grape juice. We'll have some... 136 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:34,750 I was standing outside and this little girl came up to me with luggage in her 137 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:37,510 hand and said, I need a home. And she's got one right here. 138 00:08:37,789 --> 00:08:38,789 Rudy, 139 00:08:41,429 --> 00:08:43,450 did you bring your appetite with you? 140 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:44,710 Yes, Grandma. 141 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:49,950 Oh, I hope you won't be disappointed because I thought we'd have spaghetti 142 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:52,670 dinner. Are you kidding? I love spaghetti. 143 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:56,690 And I'm afraid that I only have corn on the cob to go with it. 144 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:03,030 And open your mind that for dessert, we only have chocolate cake. 145 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:06,010 Are you kidding? I love chocolate cake. 146 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:09,090 Are you kidding? This child may never leave here. 147 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:12,970 And we'll just keep her here. 148 00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:15,910 Yes. All right, hon. I'm going to go now, all right? 149 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:19,030 No, why don't you stay for a while? No, no, no. I can't stay. I have to get back 150 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:20,510 to Theo, all right? 151 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:22,350 Okay. Give me a kiss. 152 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:27,030 Thank you very much. I'll come by and pick you up in the morning, okay? 153 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:28,330 Drive safely. 154 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:29,590 I've got to... 155 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,860 Well, are you kidding? Of course we're my seatbelt. Are you kidding? 156 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:35,760 He'll have to go with Daddy. 157 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,100 Why? 158 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:38,660 He might get scared. 159 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,740 Well, why would he get scared? 160 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,700 Because sometimes there's a monster in his closet, and it has to come a scared 161 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:49,780 way. Oh, well, maybe Theo will help your dad. 162 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:51,740 The monsters are afraid of Theo. 163 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:55,420 Well, we don't have any monsters in our closet, so there's nothing to worry 164 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:59,000 about in this house. That's right. I'll take your bags upstairs, and you can get 165 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 settled. 166 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,500 You bought your stuffed animals. 167 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,520 Yes. They said they might get scared. Maybe I should take them home. 168 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,300 But how about if I talk to them and make them feel better? 169 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,820 No, they won't feel better at home. 170 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:17,040 Rudy, I'll make you a deal. I'll talk to your stuffed animals, and if they feel 171 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,660 afraid and want to leave, we'll take all of you home. All right? 172 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,360 All right. Let's go. 173 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:28,220 Are you sure there's no monsters upstairs? I promise there's not. 174 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,540 Why are you two dressed like that? 175 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,840 Because we're going to the village. 176 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,220 Well, those are Dad's clothes. If he sees you, you're in trouble. 177 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,960 Well, that's why we're not going to let him see us. 178 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,100 Wait, Vanessa, that's my tie. 179 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,320 Looks better on me. 180 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,880 Give me a break, Theo. If you want, you can wear something out of her closet. 181 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,340 Right. 182 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:00,760 Have a nice time, gentlemen. And Vanessa, please don't spill anything on 183 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:04,130 Are we going to drive down there? Oh, no. We're going to take the subway. The 184 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,870 train lets us off right in the middle of the village. 185 00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:06,849 Oh, great. 186 00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:07,850 Hey, are you expecting someone? 187 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:13,350 Hello? Hi. Does Theo have to live here? Yeah, this is where he lives. Oh, good. 188 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:14,350 He's our brother. 189 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:15,850 I'm Denise, and this is Vanessa. 190 00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,990 Hi, I'm Maxine Kirkwood, and this is my friend Lana Herman. 191 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:20,210 Hi. Hi. 192 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:21,269 Come in. 193 00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:22,410 Take off your clothes. 194 00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:25,530 Did Theo invite you over? 195 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:29,650 No, we just thought we'd surprise him. Ah, well, he'll be surprised. 196 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,750 I'll go tell him you're here. Thanks. 197 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:32,950 Have a seat. 198 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,260 Who's in the living room? Who? Lana Herman. 199 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,520 Yeah, right. 200 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:46,420 No, she is, and she brought her friend Maxine Kirkwood. 201 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:48,820 And they both want to take me dancing, right? 202 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,660 They're in there, to be honest. 203 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:52,980 Then how come I didn't hear the doorbell ring? 204 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:55,620 Well, because just as we were walking out, they're walking up the stairs. 205 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:58,680 Is that the best you two could do? 206 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,020 Theo, it's the truth! 207 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:05,500 Listen, this isn't funny. You cannot joke around when it comes to a woman 208 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,500 Lana Herman. 209 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:07,900 Okay. 210 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,220 one because tonight's men's night. 211 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:41,180 It's the first one we've ever had, and I plan to eat a whole Guinness, but I 212 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:43,720 think I would much rather go upstairs and change so we can do our homework, 213 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:47,640 okay? So you guys help yourself at home, okay? The peanut butter's there and the 214 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,640 celery's in the kitchen. 215 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,500 Just don't leave. 216 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:04,740 And Rudy's grandmother and I have always loved animals, so Bobo, Clouds and 217 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:08,140 Marsha, if you're willing to stay, we'll show you the time of your life. 218 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,119 That's right. 219 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,500 How do they look to you now? 220 00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:13,760 They still look scared. I think they really want to go home. 221 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:15,320 Okay, we tried. 222 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,500 Do you think we should take them home now or after she's had her spaghetti? 223 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:20,900 After the spaghetti. 224 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:26,280 Okay, but before we eat, do you know what would be fun? 225 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,780 Looking at some family pictures. 226 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:32,960 Good idea. Is that all right with you, Rudy? Sure. Well, come on over. 227 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:38,520 Now, most of these pictures were taken when we'd only been married for a few 228 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,520 years. That's right. 229 00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:43,500 Rudy, do you know who that little boy is in that picture? 230 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,080 No. That's your daddy when he was five. 231 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:47,940 He looked funny. 232 00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:50,840 He always made a goofy face when he saw a camera. 233 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,340 Rudy, this was our first car. 234 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:56,940 I just told him. We posed in front of it right after we drove home. 235 00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:00,820 We look pretty good here, Anna. We sure do. 236 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,680 That's a pretty hat, Grandma. 237 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,250 Thank you. That was high fashion back then. 238 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:09,130 Especially if you were a hipster. What's that? 239 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:13,230 A hipster was someone who knew the latest dances and the latest things and 240 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:16,790 the latest clothes. We could straighten up and fly right. 241 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:19,370 Are you hip to the job? 242 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:22,230 Dolly. Then slip me some skin. 243 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,030 Beautiful. 244 00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:28,690 Can I have some skin, Grandpa? 245 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,310 Absolutely beautiful. 246 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,850 Well, I think we got a hipster in our midst. 247 00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:41,150 I believe you're right. 248 00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:45,550 Rudy, I think I still have that hat up in the closet upstairs. 249 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,370 You want to go up and try it on? 250 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:49,050 Yes. Come on. 251 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:54,270 And maybe I can find some accessories to go with it, and we'll come down and 252 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,270 marvel for Grandpa. 253 00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:56,890 Rudy? Yes, Grandpa? 254 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,630 I'll plant you down and dig you later. 255 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:01,070 Beautyful. 256 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:08,750 is the hardest teacher in math. 257 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:12,590 Yeah. If you hand in an assignment and don't put the date on, it takes off ten 258 00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:14,250 points. Don't you think he's tough, Lana? 259 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,269 Mm -hmm. 260 00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:17,790 Yeah. Lana, don't you think you should go call your mom? 261 00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:21,330 Why? Just to let her know that we're at Theo's house so she won't be worried. 262 00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:23,050 Okay. You can use this phone. 263 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,370 Oh, is there another phone? 264 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:25,589 In the kitchen. 265 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,230 Why don't you use that one so you won't disturb us while we study? 266 00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:42,310 Lana is really nice. 267 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:43,530 Yeah. 268 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:45,310 We've been best friends forever. 269 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:49,630 She can be kind of shy, but when she gets to know her, she can be a lot of 270 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:51,210 She's a great dancer. 271 00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:54,390 Really? Yeah. So why don't you ask her out? 272 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:59,590 What? Ask her out. Lana likes you. 273 00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:00,949 She does? 274 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,870 Theo, why do you think we came over here? 275 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:04,290 Well, to get help with your math. 276 00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:07,550 Why would we do that when we get higher grades in math than you do? 277 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,880 Well, I guess you're right. 278 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,940 Do you like Lana? 279 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,740 Yeah. Good. Then when she comes back in here, ask her out on a date. 280 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:21,720 And what if she says no? She won't. How do you know? Because I know. 281 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,120 Mom wasn't worried at all. Oh, good. 282 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,200 Excuse me. 283 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,920 What problem were we on? 284 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,000 Page 165, problem 26. 285 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:35,380 Lana, 286 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,540 would you like to go out with me? 287 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,480 On a date? 288 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,620 Yeah. I'd love to. 289 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,360 You would? 290 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,540 Yeah. 291 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,400 Actually, I've been wanting to go out with you for a long time. 292 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,520 Really? Yeah. Well, I never thought you were interested. 293 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:55,340 Well, I was, but you never tried to talk to me. 294 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,800 Well, you never tried to talk to me. 295 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,720 Well, that's because you never looked at me. 296 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,120 Oh, I was looking. I just pretended not to. 297 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,800 How come you never looked at me? 298 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,420 Well, because I knew you were going out with Tanya Simpson. 299 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,619 So you were going out with George Dutton. 300 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,780 I only went to one dance with George. 301 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,020 Well, I broke up with Tanya. Yeah, but then you started dating Randy. 302 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,839 That's because I heard Chuck Jordan ask you to go steady. 303 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:19,339 Well, I said no. 304 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,700 Well, I heard you said yes. 305 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:25,040 No, I said no. Wait a minute, you guys. Forget all that. When are you two guys 306 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:25,919 going out? 307 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,920 How about tomorrow night? 308 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,780 Oh, I can't. I made plans. 309 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,340 What plans? 310 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,680 Well, I told my family I would go out with them. 311 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,540 Okay, what about Sunday afternoon? 312 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:38,600 Sunday afternoon sounds perfect. Good. Good for me. Okay. 313 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,750 Where should we go? 314 00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:45,150 Go to a movie. 315 00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:46,710 Good idea. Yeah. 316 00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,090 Well, you want to come with us? Yeah, come along. 317 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:53,310 No, thanks. You guys are on your own now. 318 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,250 a sophisticated lady. 319 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,510 You're the cat's meow. 320 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:17,950 What is that? 321 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,530 It means sharp as a tack. 322 00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:24,070 In fact, when I see ladies look as good as you, it's hard for a gentleman to 323 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,950 resist asking them to cut a rug. 324 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,170 What does that mean? 325 00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:28,950 It means may I have this dance? 326 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:30,370 Of course. 327 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,290 Anna, would you turn the record player on? 328 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,050 Hi. 329 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:12,650 We're friends with Theo. I'm Maxine Kirkwood. I'm Lana Herman. 330 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,490 Well, Lana Herman. 331 00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:18,510 I guess my son is somewhere in this house in a good mood. 332 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,030 He's in the kitchen making popcorn. 333 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,810 Yes, all right. Thank you. Have a sit down. 334 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,290 Hey. 335 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,209 Hey, Dad. 336 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:33,330 How you doing? Did you see who's in the living room? 337 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,150 What are you talking about? There's nobody in the living room. 338 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,370 You mean they left? 339 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:39,570 Wait, wait, wait. 340 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,560 Kidding. I didn't know you were going to run over your own father. 341 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,740 I didn't call them. They just came over. They didn't want to come over. I'm 342 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:57,040 talking about Matt, but that's not the reason they came over. They came over 343 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,420 because Lana likes me. 344 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,500 Yeah. She told me herself. So we're going to go on a date. She and me. Her 345 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,380 I. Me and her. The both of us. 346 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,980 You are? 347 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,480 Yes. 348 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:16,540 This was the first meeting of a huxtable... 349 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,680 Men's club. 350 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:23,460 And there you go, and you break the first rule. No women allowed. 351 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,520 Dad, it's not my fault. 352 00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:28,500 It doesn't make any difference. 353 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,280 You got women in here. 354 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,360 How are we going to enjoy the hoagies? 355 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,500 We're going to have to eat with napkins. 356 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:43,580 We just have to cancel the meeting. That's all there is to it. 357 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,580 Do you want me to tell them to go home? 358 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:51,140 And if I did, I think I would have to sleep with one eye open for the rest of 359 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:52,140 life. 360 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:59,580 You take this, and you take the ladies out to the White House, get some 361 00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,260 and buy them some near soda. 362 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,080 You mean you don't mind that I'm leaving you here all by yourself? 363 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:11,040 Son, one of the rules of the Huxtable Men's Club is if you can find a good 364 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,700 woman, then the meeting is adjourned. 365 00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:16,370 Thanks, Dad. 366 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:21,110 And the other rule is, if you can get rid of the other members, you can have 367 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,130 the hoagies to yourself. 368 00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:32,890 Hear ye, hear ye? 369 00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:37,910 The first meeting of the Huxtable Men's Club will now come to order. 370 00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:39,470 We'll take roll. 371 00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:41,030 Huxtable? Present. 372 00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:43,530 Anybody else in the club? No. 373 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:44,870 Okay. 374 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,320 first. Want to eat? Okay. 375 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,840 Now, here we have some food here. We have some things that Mrs. Huxtable 376 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,380 suggested. Throw it out. 377 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:56,940 Now, 378 00:21:57,180 --> 00:22:00,020 listen, first we have healthy rice cakes. 379 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:01,260 We don't want any. 380 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,340 Okay. 381 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:06,520 Now, we have here something else Mrs. Huxtable would like us to eat to live 382 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,680 longer and drink. 383 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,060 Apple juice. Throw that out, too. Okay. 384 00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:16,240 Now, here we have a giant hoagie. It's full of preservatives and additives. 385 00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:19,150 may not live as long. Let's try it. Okay. 386 00:22:20,430 --> 00:22:24,810 We have salty chips. That'll kill you soon, too. Yes, let's die. 387 00:22:25,290 --> 00:22:30,250 And we got some cola for gas and burping loud and sounding crude. Let's do it, 388 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,250 right? 389 00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:35,730 We have popcorn with no salt. We'll take that and throw it away, too. 390 00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:40,410 All right. Now, we got some movies up here. Let's see. No, we want dancing 391 00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:42,250 girls. You can't have dancing girls. 392 00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:45,470 Denise, this was the best night of my life. Yeah? 393 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,040 You mean you'd invite me along again? 394 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:50,480 Sure, you're not so bad. 395 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,700 Poor little sister. 396 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,680 Uh -oh. 397 00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:56,800 Dad's on the couch. He's watching a movie. What if he sees us? 398 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:59,820 Oh, Vanessa, don't worry about it. He's watching cowboy movies and eating 399 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:01,220 hoagies. He won't even notice us. 400 00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:02,219 Are you sure? 401 00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:03,680 Yeah, he'll trust me. We'll slip by. 402 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,220 Hi, Dad. How are you, everybody? 403 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,439 All good. 404 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,220 Want to go party now? Oh, yeah. 405 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,840 Do me a favor. 406 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:13,920 What? Take my clothes off and put them in the closet. 407 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,840 Okay. All right. I'm on my way. 408 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,120 Okay. 409 00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:35,220 Hello? 410 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,520 Hello? I have to leave. 411 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,920 Okay. 412 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,160 Oh, what's happening? 413 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,440 Club's over. 414 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,700 Meeting's canceled. Oh, you're kidding. What happened to the dancing girls? We 415 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:45,700 don't want them anymore. 416 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,300 We have to go deliver babies. 417 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,560 Why? Well, because I'm a doctor. 418 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,240 Well, what did they do before doctors? 419 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,440 I don't know. They just came out by themselves again. 420 00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:32,610 This show is taken for a studio audience. 30953

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