All language subtitles for The Cosby Show s02e21 An Early Spring

Put the brake on. Put the brake on.

All right, Rudy.

Ride that bike.

Let's go again.

No. I want to go now.

Well, isn't that too bad? You see, all
you're doing is pedaling, my dear.

I'm holding the seat and running around
the block. Now, we've gone around here

about 800 times. Don't you think it's
time for you to ride this without my

on the back of the seat?

I might fall.

You're not going to fall. I will catch
you.

No, you won't.

You're my child.

We're related.

You're my daughter.

I love you. I will catch you. You know,
Rudy, it could be a lot more fun if you

learned to ride this bike by yourself.

That's right.

See, now, I think what your problem may
be is balance.

See, we just have to learn how to
balance. Now, just put your foot there.

That's it. Now, suppose when you're
riding, go ahead, put your whole hand.

I do like this, this way. What would you
do with it? There you are. Now, suppose

I go that. That's right. Keep your head
up. Keep your head up.

That's it. Now, come on.

Sit, sit straight.

Sit straight. Try to bow. There.

Look. See?

Okay, come on. Here we go.

Hey!

Rudy, that's good. Keep it up. Clip,
don't go so fast.

Shut up!

Hello, Clare.

Anna Maria, what a pleasant surprise. I
have an appointment with Dr. Huxley. I'm

a little early. Well, he's out teaching
Rudy how to ride the bike. Why don't you

sit down?

Oh, thank you.

Here, let me help you.

I can't. I can't do that. That's all
right. See?

Easy. Ah.

Getting up is the problem.

In my school, I have one of my students
help me.

How much longer?

Three and a half weeks.

Oh, that's not very long. How's your
husband doing?

He won't let me do anything.

He waits for me night and day. Well, you
know what that is.

Guilt. Really? Well, they know you're
going through all this discomfort.

nothing they can do. So they say to
you...

Honey, if I could, I'd have it for you
myself.

I've heard that. But you have.

But do they mean it?

No.

He's going low. He's going. He's in the
end zone. Here comes the pass.

Touchdown.

The Huxtable -Brownie combination wins
the Super Bowl in the final second. You

know it.

Hi,

Ms. Wesley.

Hi. Is that the way?

always read your books? No, Mrs. Wesley.
Today was the first time.

I hope one of those is your math book.

Yeah, this one right here.

I can't see yours, Walter.

Well, I thought I'd study a few.

Walter and I are studying for tomorrow's
Big Ten.

Oh, your study would be helpful.

Mrs. Wesley, are there certain things
that we should study more than others?

Yes.

We thought we'd concentrate on
parallelograms and the Pythagorean

Along with other things.

You mean like complementary and
supplementary angles?

Yes, along with other things.

In other words, study everything.

Good idea.

Let's go. Okay.

I tried to catch her. You missed.

Cliff.

Don't cliff me.

The child was riding the bike. I had my
hand behind her. Now, I let go, and

she just went right on. I was running
alongside her. Nobody touching her.

just riding around for two blocks.

And I said, look how well you're doing.
And she looked.

And then she in the back just went down.

Are you all right?

No.

I checked the woman out. She's fine.

I cut my hair. There's no cutting. Oh, I
see that little tiny itty bitty. Why

don't you stop? It is nothing now.

I'm so sorry.

Mommy, will you put a band -aid on it?
Will it make you feel better?

Yes. Okay, let's go.

I think one will be enough.

Rudy, I hope you get better.

Thank you. When I fell, I was going real
fast.

Are you ready for one of those?

I want to have a house full of children.

Yes, well, I can appreciate that
philosophy because you will appreciate

house more when they're all gone.

So, how are you feeling?

Very, very good.

In fact, I don't think the checkup's
necessary.

Well, I do because I need the money.
Now, come on. Why don't we just

take the precautions?

Precautions? Yes, precautions.

If the baby's movement increases or
intensifies or it starts to break dance,

then I want you to call me immediately.

And I'd like you to stay home for a few
days.

What about my kitchen?

Oh, do you have to?

I'm giving an important test tomorrow.

All right, well, can someone give the
test?

for you? I need to be there so that when
my students look up from the task, they

will see.

Okay. All right. Then if you promise me
that you'll stay off your feet...

Promise. And you will call me
immediately if the baby starts... Break

There you go. What should I do if it
starts singing?

Then we'll put it in show business.

You got a pimple. Oh, is it that big?

Well, no, I could barely see it. But you
did.

Well, at least I'm not hiding. Has
Robert seen it?

Mom, I can't let Robert see me this way.

I want him to remember me the way I was.
He can't see me. Vanessa, Vanessa,

Vanessa.

You're growing up, honey. You're growing
up.

You have hormones jumping up and down.
Your body's changing. Sometimes you've

got to get a blemish. Yes, in the middle
of your forehead.

I'm kidding.

Seriously, Vanessa, come with me. There
are ways of living with a pimple.

What are you going to do to me, Denise?
Nothing, nothing.

I swear it'll look good and it'll be
painless.

What's happening?

Pimple.

Who?

Vanessa. What are we going to do about
it?

Bust it.

Okay, an acute triangle.

Oh, what about it?

What's an acute triangle?

Acute triangle is a triangle that looks
good.

Cockroach, come on, get serious.

Okay, all right.

An acute triangle is a triangle with
three acute angles.

You got it. Good, now let's quit. We
can't quit.

We haven't even gotten to the hard stuff
yet.

Now, come on, give me the theorem for
the centroid of a triangle.

Oh, man, the centroid is the point of
concurrency of the median.

Okay, now what is the median? Forget it.

Cockroach, I guarantee Middle Westlake
is going to ask this.

The medians are points and something
about a vertex in the opposite side.

Look, this might help. Read it and
explain it to me.

The medians of a triangle are concurrent
at a point whose distance from any

vertex is two -thirds the distance from
that vertex to the midpoint of the

opposite side.

Okay, what does it mean?

I don't know and I really don't care.

Come on, you were getting it, man.

When you can't go, we're not through
studying yet.

You see this coat?

I'm through. Man, you were getting it. I
don't want to get it.

What's the matter?

Dr. Huxtable, I don't care about the
size of it. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

do you mean you don't care? You don't
care about my furniture?

Rubbing it is not going to help
anything.

Sorry, Doctor. It's all right. Now, what
is it you don't care about?

I don't care about the circumference of
a circle, and I couldn't care less about

complementary and supplementary angles.

Dad, he was getting it. He's just
frustrated.

I'm frustrated because this stuff I'm
studying is worthless. I mean, when am I

ever going to use this stuff in the real
world?

Walter, you are going to need math in
the real world. No, no, I won't. Why?

Because I'm going to inherit my dad's
scrap iron business.

Well, Walter, you're going to need math
because you're going to have to count

the money. We have an accountant who
does that.

Well, you're going to have to have
someone weigh the metal. Well, we have a

foreman who does that.

Then, Walter, you're going to be broke.

What do you mean?

Well, if the foreman can count, and the
accountant can count, and you can't,

you're going to be broke.

Good one, Dad.

Thank you. All right, all right, I'll
study.

I don't think it's fair.

I mean, Ms. Westlake assigns more
homework than any of the other teachers,

she thinks that math is the only subject
in the whole world. And when we take a

test, she just stands there grinning
like she's having the time of her life.

more we sweat, the more she loves it.

Huck, little resident.

Ms. Westlake?

Yeah, hold on.

All right, Mrs. Westlake.

Ah, break dancing?

Okay. Well, is your husband there?

Would you have him drive you to the
emergency room?

I'll meet you there.

Thank you.

What's going on?

Oh, Miss Westlake's having some
complications, so I'm on my way to the

Well, is it serious?

I don't know yet, son. Would you tell
Mom where I went? Okay. Bye, Dad. Bye,

Oksmo. See you later, scrap iron.

Whoa. What do you think it is? I don't
know.

Maybe she's having the baby early.

Really? Hey, maybe we won't have that
test tomorrow.

Cockroach? Hey, I'm worried about her,
too.

It's just that I don't think we should
study if we're not going to have that

test.

Cockroach, you're talking about Mrs.
Westlake. She can have the baby tonight

still show up tomorrow to give the
death.

Are you warm enough? Would you like
another blanket?

Okay. What about your pillow? Would you
like an extra pillow?

Jack. Yes. Knock it off.

Anna, if you could be just a little more
nervous, it might help me to calm down.

Jack, it's a simple operation.

I'm just going to have the baby earlier
than I thought. That's it.

All right.

Hello.

How are we doing?

I'm fine. I don't know about him. No,
I'm going to make it. You're going to

it? Yeah. All right. We're getting ready
to go down to the OR. Now, do you

remember what I said?

There's going to be a curtain here.

You work from this side up, right?

I work from this side down.

Now, if you peek over here... I'll pass
out. There you go.

Now, nurse, will you take Mr. Westlake
down and then get him to the OR? Yes,

Westlake. I'll see you in a few minutes.

Okay.

He's cute.

Now, how are you really feeling?

I'm not worried you're here.

Good, because I have something important
to talk to you about.

What? I understand that you're giving
the math test tomorrow.

I don't think the math test will be
tomorrow.

Okay, good. But when you give the math
test, I would like my son to get an A.

See, he's trying to...

Get into Harvard, see, and if he got an
A from you, see, I don't want to put

pressure on you.

I'm happy to what you're saying.

Uh -huh. But I cannot do that.

Theodore must earn his A like everyone
else by giving me cash.

No, you can't.

Why don't you put sugar in your drink
sometime?

Night -night.

Yeah, so I left the car at the hospital,
decided to walk home.

And usually when you walk home, that
means that you are very happy because

things have gone very well. You know,
I'm good.

Cliff, I know you're good. Now, what did
Anna have?

I am good.

As a matter of fact, I'm going to get
back away from good. I am amazing.

I'm amazing.

And I am so amazing that Jack and Anna
had a lovely baby girl. Oh.

Yes. Named Gabrielle Antonia Westlake.
Oh, that's nice.

Yes. And Dr. Schaefer was looking at me
and he said, you're amazing.

Clear. As a matter of fact, every time,
it happens every time.

To feel the baby in my hands and then
realize that

as amazing as I am, I'm just a helper.

Dad, you're back.

Yeah. What happened to our daughter?

Well, she had a baby girl.

All right, great.

How are they doing?

Just fine.

All right.

Did she say anything about a test
tomorrow?

I don't think she can give a test
tomorrow.

Oh.

Well, she has to stay home and take care
of the baby.

That means she'll be gone for the rest
of the year?

That means we'll have a substitute?

Well, I don't have anything to do with
that, but I would imagine so.

Thanks, Dad.

Yeah. Thanks, Doctor.

Yeah, see, I told you.

Everyone would love this headband, and
Robert said it was hot.

I decided to wear a different headband
every day.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Hey, I see something right under your
nose.

No!

Hey, it's okay. You can always wear a
veil.

I think she has a pimple.

What, is she trying to outrun it? I
don't know.

our daughter just went by?

Yes, it was.

Well, how did she learn to ride like
that?

Well, I told her what to do, and she did
it.

Told her what to do?

That's right.

Now, how can you do it, and I can't? I'm
good.

You are good?

No. I'm amazing.

Why don't you stop it? Daddy!

Daddy! Want to see me ride?

How is it that your mother can stand...

and just tell you what to do, and you go
whizzing by, and I have to run with my

hand on the seat for 8 ,000 miles.

Mom's good.

Thank you very much.

I'm going to ride to the park.

By yourself?

Yes. No, you're not.

You are not going to the park by
yourself. You can't go there unless

accompanied by an adult.

Will you up -company me?

Yes, I will up -company you.

You want me to go with you? No, that's
all right.

Well, thank you.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, Dad.

Hey, Dad.

Yeah. How was it today?

Unbelievable. Really?

Dad, I thought something today that I am
not going to forget for the rest of my

life. What's that?

Since Ms. Westlake wasn't there, right?
Yeah. We had to substitute. He wasn't

pretty nice to me at Mr. Baker, right?

Okay. When class started, Mr. Baker said
Ms. Westlake would be out for the rest

of the year and the test was postponed
until tomorrow.

Okay. That was a big mistake.

Uh -oh.

Kids started laughing and talking.

This one guy put out a radio and started
playing it.

Dad, this poor man was trying to review
material for a test tomorrow.

Yeah. And there was a party going on.

Then it happened.

What? Cockroach, Dad.

Cockroach of all people gets up and
says, you guys make me sick.

We are Miss Westlake's class, and look
how we're behaving.

Cockroach?

He said, now, this woman has worked hard
all year to try to teach us something,

and we are not going to let her down.

To show her how much we care, I want
each and every one of you to go home

tonight and study.

Study like you've never studied before.

We are going to get the best grades
we've ever gotten, so she will be proud

she was our teacher.

And Dad, he said, if I find out that any
one of you did not give your 100%,

You're going to have to answer to me.

Then he turned to Mr. Baker and said,
Mr. Baker, you got it.

Walter?

Walter, Dad.

Scrap iron?

You got it.

Well, what got into him?

I don't know.

I guess he likes being part of the
class, even though he doesn't do any

work.

Dad, I'm going in right now to start
studying.

For Mrs.

Wesley? No.

After what I saw today, I don't want to
have to answer the cockroach.

Well, how are we feeling?

Excellent. Good.

Did you see my baby today?

Oh, well, you see, after I take them out
and they go to a different department.

Yes. You have seen a lot of babies.

Uh -huh. But tell me the truth.

Isn't Gabriela the most beautiful baby
you've ever seen in your life?

Yes, but please don't tell Mrs. Huxtable
I said that.

Okay? When can I take her home?

Uh, tomorrow.

Be fine.

Okay. But in the meantime, could you
stand to see a guest or two?

Yes. Okay.

Come in.

Ms. Westlake, we just wanted to come and
say thank you and, you know, goodbye

and we'll miss you and all that stuff.

Thank you.

And here, this is for you.

It's a parallelogram.

Oh, cute.

Thank you. You see, we all signed it.
Yeah, I can see it.

You know what?

I'll put this in the baby's room so she
can see what a wonderful

class I had.

And so she can learn what a parallel of
Grimm is.

Thank you.

Okay, that's it. You guys are a fire
hazard.

Walter!

Walter, I want to talk to you.

Nice knowing you.

Yes, Miss Westlake. Walter, Mr. Baker
told me what he said in the class.

I want to say thank you.

You're welcome, Miss Westlake.

Walter.

Yes.

Why?

I don't know. It just wasn't your class.

I mean, they had the radio go...

It just wasn't your class.

Just... Hey.

Goodbye, cockroach.

Goodbye, Mr. Oakley.

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