All language subtitles for The Cosby Show s01e04 Knight to knight

Rudy, come on. You're going to make us
late.

Bye, Rudy.

I'm going to miss you all day.

Maybe I should go to the office with
you.

You go to school and I'll go to the
office. You sure you'll be okay?

I'll make it. You know, I worry about
you sometimes.

Bye, baby. I'll see you later this
afternoon.

Somebody must have run outside naked.

Claire! You forgot your briefcase. I
know a lot of people forgot their

and went on to live normal lives.

Does this make sense to you?

A woman graduates from law school so she
can run two and a half blocks to chase

a child who says she does not like the
sandwich she made.

What kind of sandwich did you make for
her?

Rudy made the sandwich for herself.

She said the tuna and peanut butter
sounded great, but it just didn't look

between the bread. I agree with her.

I love my work, and I'm doing great.

But then I come home, and I have to help
people who put their clothes on

backwards.

Or they want to cop.

They don't know how to drive.

Or they want to watch television all
night long

sockets and roll under the couch.

There's the kids.

No. No?

No. I wanted to have the kids.

That's important to us.

But then I go to work and I sit at that
desk for weeks, for hours, preparing a

brief, and Mr. Greenbrook Sr.

comes in to tell me the case has been
settled out of court.

I want to scream.

So it was...

Look, I just told you. I'm sorry. But
then I come home again.

People are crying. They need a button
sewn on. Somebody drinking bubble bath.

Then it is the kid.

No. It's the kid and work.

No. Then it's me.

No.

Well, then, Claire, what is it?

What it is is a life that's so crowded I
don't have time to figure out what it

is. because I'm going to be late for
work.

Oh, well, then I can help. Now, listen
to me. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,

stop, stop. Listen to me, okay?

Just listen to me. Just take it easy.

Tonight, you and I go to dinner.

Out to dinner, just the two of us, okay?

I'd like that. Good. Now, here, here,
here, here. Think about this one. Here.

Go to the Biltmore Hotel because I know
the manager there.

I delivered his baby, and he owes me
because the baby does not look like him

his wife.

Okay, dinner at the Biltmore. Dinner at
the Biltmore. Wait, whoa!

Now, listen, no, no, hear me now. Hear
me now. We rent a limousine, take us

to the Biltmore for the dinner, and
then... take a nice limo drive on the

with the moon bouncing off of the water
and you can see lights of the buildings

and the boats going to the boats.

Oh, that's beautiful. Yes, it is. All
right?

Oh. Yeah.

Thanks, Cliff. No, that's nothing.

I'll see you later. Oh, wait a minute.

I got one more and this is it.

We will stay over at the Biltmore.

We're going to spend the night? Spend
the night at the Biltmore. Without the

children? Well, dear, if we take the
children, why are we going?

Tonight, we are not taking the children
because tonight is you are not a mother

night.

Look, I think that's a wonderful idea.
All right. Good.

You like that, huh? I like that. Okay.
Now, you relax.

Now? I'm relaxed. You feel much better.
I feel much better. And you kind of just

smoothed out. I'm smoothed out. Yes,
that's it. And you're late for work. Oh!

So,

Mrs.

Jennings, for a woman pregnant three
months, you're all right.

Doctor, could I talk to you about
something?

Sure. All my life, I have taken perfect
care of my body.

I exercise every day. I run 30 miles a
week. I work out with weights, and I

haven't eaten a piece of meat, chicken,
or fish for seven years.

You do eat something.

But only pure, natural foods.

But last week, I was out just walking
down the street, and...

I suddenly found myself in front of a
hot dog stand ordering a jumbo frank

ketchup and relish and mustard. The
works. Me.

I've been a vegetarian for seven years.

Who ate the hot dog?

Well, I did.

But it wasn't for me, doctor.

The baby wanted the hot dog.

The baby wanted the hot dog. The baby
made me

eat it. Right, the baby.

And that's just the beginning.

This baby wants waffles with syrup and
ice cream and hot fudge sauce.

It's all right. It's okay.

You can eat that as long as you have a
sensible diet.

But the baby won't let me. He hates
broccoli.

He won't touch turnips. I show him a
spoonful of wheat germ. He sends me out

a triple -decker burger with double
fries and a chocolate mullet.

The baby...

Fends you out.

Yes.

You have been pregnant three months.

Yes. The baby doesn't even have a face
yet.

Mrs. Jennings, you say to me it speaks
English and knows exactly where the

hamburger place is.

Doctor, I don't want a hamburger.

Yes, you do. No, I can't. I shouldn't.
It's okay.

It is?

Sure. As long as you have a sensible,
balanced diet, have a hamburger, it

won't hurt you.

Doctor, I have some chocolate
marshmallow cookies.

Would you like to try one? No, I don't
want to deprive the baby.

Yes. Just have to make some plans for
tonight. That's all.

Hello, Mr. Brenner. I want to treat my
wife to a wonderful night in your hotel.

Big suite, first class, everything.

No, I'll pay for it myself.

Mr. Brenner, I'm not coming to your
hotel unless I pay the bill. Right. I

want to be sure that everything is taken
care of first class.

All right?

Thank you, sir.

And good night to you. Bye -bye.

I'm going to have to get a second job.

Doctor, that's a wonderful thing you're
doing for your wife. Thank you. Your

husband will do it for you someday.

Oh, certainly. I hope so.

How long have you been married?

21 years.

How many kids?

Four at home and one in college.

Five children, 21 years.

What are you celebrating?

Survival.

Who asked you?

Fine, look like that.

Hey, everybody, I want to see you.

Please, go sit down. My nails are wet.

Well, don't touch the couch.

Hello there.

Where's Vanessa?

Up there.

Will you go get her for me, please?

Okay. Thank you.

the sound down. Turn off the TV?

Completely.

Later on, pull it out, it comes back on.

TV's wonderful.

Yes, Daddy?

Oh, where's Rudy?

Up there. No, don't go get her, please.
I'll deal with what I have here. Come

on.

Come sit over here.

Well, what's going on?

Your mother is...

going out tonight.

Have fun. No, whoa, whoa, whoa. Please,
please, please, please. Thank you very

much.

We're going to be out late.

How late?

Till tomorrow.

Have fun. No, no, listen, there's more.
Now, Denise, you are going to have to

babysit. Daddy, that's not fair. Cancel
my plans without any warning.

Yeah, and look, you leave in charge. The
dragon lady.

Here comes your mom. Everybody, line up.
Line up. Boy, this must be serious.

He's making us line up again.

Well, what do you think?

Does your mom look clean?

Say goodbye to your mother.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Mommy.

Now, Mrs. Davis is going to spend the
night here tonight. As soon as she gets

off from work.

And I'm going to leave you the number
for the hotel.

Please, before you use it, think.

your decision if it's necessary.

Think again.

All right. Now, dear. Mom, can we sit
down for dinner or do I have to make it?

Don't answer that.

Mom, can I do my homework after dinner?
Pay no attention to these people.

Mom, what about my science project? Do
you want me to do it all by myself?

You are not a mother tonight.

Goodbye, baby.

his child.

Here, clamp on to your sister.

I hereby declare that you are not a
mother knight is now.

was she dancing with?

I thought they broke up.

Denise? Hold on. What?

Can I watch Frankenstein?

Do you want to watch it? Yes.

Then watch it.

that you've been cutting out pictures
from his medical books and selling them.

Well, I've got stuff on you too, you
know. Like what?

You worried?

No. Good.

Take this.

I'm fine. Come on now, take this.

Cliff, that is pigeons.

Well, listen.

That is cow.

Now, take this.

All I can think of are the pigeons on
the ledge outside my office.

Those are the rejects.

Now, this once had a head on it, long
eyelashes, and said...

Okay?

Now, come on. Let's take a little bite.

Please. Huh?

How about it? It's not bad.

Yeah. Want another bite?

No. Come on. You know you want another
bite.

I do not. You are dying for another
bite. I do not want another bite.

some of your steak you don't like yours
this is pigeon i

don't know why you went through all that
you wanted a piece of steak all you had

to do was ask for

the feeling. We are very fortunate to
have the children, Cliff.

Otherwise, we would never know the joy
of leaving them at home.

Let's not go back.

You mean tomorrow?

I mean forever.

No, I'm serious. Let them have the
house, and we'll stay here, and what

is maybe we'll call them when we get
old.

I just had another urge.

You want to take somebody to the
bathroom?

I haven't told anybody to shut up in the
past hour.

Oh, go ahead. Tell me. I don't want to
tell you. No, go ahead. Say it to me.

Just say, shut up, Clint. Shut up. I'm
not going to tell you to shut up.

let it out. If you've got to shut up
inside to make you feel better, just let

out. Shut up.

You are crazy. No, no. I'm not kidding.
Look, which one of the children could I

be? I know.

Oh, mother, this is my life. You're
so...

Shut up.

Now,

let me think of another one. Mom, Rudy's
bothering me.

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

and knows he has labor pains.

Have you eaten anything unusual?

No, this isn't the doctor.

This is his son, Theo.

No, he's gone for the evening.

Dr. Daly is covering for him. I'll give
you the number. I hear he's good.

No, but he came over here once and he
looked pretty smart.

555 -1639.

Thank you.

No, I'm not going into medicine.

Dad won't let me. Bye.

Cliff? Cliff? How far apart are they?

Oh, now, how could you do that?

Do what?

You were sleeping.

Correction, napping.

Sleeping is under the covers and don't
come out till morning.

Napping is on top of the covers, which
is over now.

This is your idea of a fun evening. You
come up here to take a nap?

No, my idea of a fun evening is to put
my pajamas on, get into bed, and wait

hours for my wife to come out of the
bathroom.

Because that bathroom is very nice. It's
nicer than our living room. It even has

a phone in there.

And you can call all the other bathrooms
in the hotel.

Is that what you did?

I didn't think you'd mind the time it
took once you saw the finished product.

You know, you're right.

Let's get it on.

have to say that.

Well, I mean, so what did I say? Let's
get it on.

Well, I mean, it sounded good to me.
Well, that's not a very romantic line.

I didn't know this was a script. I
thought we were supposed to make it up

go along.

But you could try something like, you
know, you look really beautiful this

evening. Sure.

Okay, so why don't you try that?

No. But it's very romantic.

Yeah, it's romantic if I... say it, but
it isn't romantic if you tell me to say

it. Well, I was just trying to help.
Well, but I don't need your help.

So what do I do?

You let me say what I want to say.

If I let you say it, you are going to
say, let's get it on.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's
get it on is retired.

That's finished.

Okay? Okay. All right.

You like that?

Mm -hmm. I made that up.

How's that feel?

It's pretty enough.

I made that up, too.

And I'm making up some more.

Pay close attention now.

More,

more. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. You
can't brush me

off.

You know something?

I love you very, very much.

It's a privilege to wake up in the
morning and see your face.

You are my life.

And I mean that.

Oh, Cliff.

Let's get it on.

one who's supposed to say that. Yes,
dear, but you said it too soon.

I see. So it's timing, right? Right.

Timing.

All right.

Oh.

Hello?

This better be necessary.

It's for you.

Take a jog around.

Come on. All right. All right.

Oh, Rudy.

Now watch it. It may be a trap.

and what do we see? The attack of the
ant people.

Sit down.

Now, I want all of you to just relax.
You're making your mother's face do like

this.

And if she continues to look like this,
you're going to grow older, get married,

and she'll show up at your wedding
looking like this.

You want your mother to look like this
forever?

No.

Then I want you to go into the kitchen
and clean it up together.

Me too.

Watch and learn.

Claire, I'm sorry.

I know you probably want one more day,
don't you? Oh, no. Last night was just

enough. I think you could have used the
whole weekend. No.

with the food and the wine and the
passion, and you're the one who wants

whole weekend.

No. Could have used a month.

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