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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,769 --> 00:01:01,210 You tell her, Freddie, that I heard that he said that you did, and he had a lie. 2 00:01:02,050 --> 00:01:03,050 Freddie, just tell her. 3 00:01:04,930 --> 00:01:05,930 Uh -huh. Seriously. 4 00:01:06,710 --> 00:01:07,810 There he is! 5 00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:09,350 Yes, I know what she looks like. 6 00:01:13,130 --> 00:01:14,130 Vanessa? 7 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:19,760 Your sister just came down to my office, interrupted my work to tell me that you 8 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:20,759 bothered her. 9 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,000 She shouldn't have done that, Dad. You're a very busy man. 10 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:24,220 That's not important. 11 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:25,340 Yes, it is. 12 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,620 You bring new lives into the world. 13 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,000 Without you, women would stay pregnant forever. 14 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,520 The question is, why are you bothering your sister? 15 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:36,658 I don't know. 16 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:38,400 Well, didn't I tell you not to bother her? 17 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:39,298 Uh -huh. 18 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,720 Then why are you still bothering her? 19 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,540 All right, you two are going to have to learn to play together. Do you 20 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:48,540 understand? 21 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:51,460 Fine. Now, get away from each other. 22 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:55,840 Hey! 23 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:58,520 I was just hurrying her along. 24 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:02,760 That's all right. She's only five years old now, but she's going to grow up. And 25 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,500 she may begin to do bodybuilding. 26 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:12,240 Come back, find you, and say, remember all the times you pushed me? And clean 27 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,240 your clock. 28 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:22,020 Denise, didn't I ask you to look after them? Give me this. Hello? 29 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:23,480 Freddie? Hi. 30 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:27,280 I'm going to hang up now. You can keep talking if you want to. 31 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,900 You know, Daddy, this wouldn't happen if I had my own phone in my room. If you 32 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,500 had your own phone, we would never see you. 33 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:42,280 And you would come out of the room one day and we would wonder who you are and 34 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,560 charge you rent. 35 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:49,900 Of course you can. Where? 36 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:52,420 Any pay phone in New York. 37 00:02:58,260 --> 00:02:58,660 Making 38 00:02:58,660 --> 00:03:06,040 biscuits. 39 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,000 Now, stop. 40 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:13,740 Stop now. Cut it out. 41 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:14,839 Come on. 42 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,000 Now, look. You squash. 43 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:22,920 The mess of the fruit. You're bothering your sister. Tell Dad. Tell Dad. What's 44 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:23,920 the problem? Please. 45 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,080 Come on. 46 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:31,820 How come Mom takes Tay to see the new movie Death Track 2000 and not me? 47 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,360 Because you can't handle the scary stuff. 48 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:42,000 Everybody knows that. You know that. I read for you Little Bo Peep has lost her 49 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,060 sheep when you were a little kid. You cried for two weeks. 50 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:51,820 I doubt that very, very much. Yes, they did. 51 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:59,300 If you want me to, I will call Janet Meisner's parents and ask them that 52 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,920 and embarrass you all to pieces. 53 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:07,040 I'm going to the phone. 54 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,360 You better stop me. 55 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:20,640 This is your last chance. 56 00:04:54,299 --> 00:04:56,000 Genesee Death Track 2000. 57 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,320 Aha. 58 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,040 All right. 59 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,040 And thank you. 60 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:04,680 She did. 61 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:09,440 And you know what that means? 62 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:13,460 What? Nothing, because you're still not going. 63 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:19,740 Daddy, it's not fair. Everyone gets to go with me. 64 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:23,340 Vanessa, how many times have you begged us? 65 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:29,270 To take you to see a scary movie, and then you wound up being so scared that 66 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:30,590 had to sleep with us. 67 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:33,310 Twice. Hundreds of times. 68 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,470 Not hundreds. 69 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:36,850 Not twice. 70 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:44,950 Dad, you missed a great movie. Yeah? It was non -stop. Blood everywhere. Did I 71 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:45,950 get any on me? 72 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:50,070 I'm telling you, she doesn't know what classic when she sees one. Oh, when they 73 00:05:50,070 --> 00:05:53,450 were not shooting. or blowing up a car or a building. They just stood there 74 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:57,190 cursing. The foulest mouths I've ever heard. Yeah. 75 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:00,990 Dad, she was real embarrassed. 76 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:04,950 Let me tell you about the movie. Start from the beginning and talk slow. 77 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:07,470 Okay. Vanessa, Vanessa, out. 78 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:09,770 I can't even hear about the movie? 79 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:15,030 Vanessa, go on up to your room and play with your sister and stay away from her. 80 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:24,720 it gets worse. 81 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,960 Tell me about the plot of this epic. 82 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:34,540 Okay, see, there was this guy, Max Savage, and this gang took his car, and 83 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:35,540 had to get it back. 84 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,700 That's the plot? 85 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:43,600 Yeah, but you hardly noticed it. 86 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:50,600 What's really great is these guys had these machine guns that shoot fireballs, 87 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,440 and this one guy had this... 88 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,860 that blew up whole city. 89 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:57,380 Oh, boy, if I got to see this movie. 90 00:06:58,920 --> 00:06:59,920 Vanessa! 91 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,340 I'm still upstairs, aren't I? 92 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:09,440 Now, I can take the stabbings and the beatings and those people that explode 93 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,440 every six seconds. 94 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:15,660 No problem. But what got me was when this movie let out, these kids left the 95 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:16,660 theater laughing. 96 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:17,740 It was fun. 97 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:21,200 See? We've got one in our own house, and we feed it. 98 00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:29,210 Well, the reason why you think it's fun is because you don't know any better. 99 00:07:29,410 --> 00:07:34,290 Now, next week at the Old Classic Theater, there's a movie playing that I 100 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:39,150 to love when I was your age. I'm taking you, and you are going to love it. 101 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:40,450 Yeah. 102 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:41,690 Sure, Dad. 103 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,370 I think that's a great idea. 104 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:47,549 Oh, yeah. 105 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:51,530 Yes. Take that boy to the movies and educate him. Yes, indeed. What's 106 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:55,170 Something like Humphrey Bogart and Casablanca? No. No, no. 107 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:57,440 Earl Flynn and Don Juan. 108 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:03,200 No. Lawrence Olivier and Wuthering Heights. No, we got Colt Kirby and 109 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,200 and Laredo. 110 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:11,860 You are on your own. No, no, listen. He had a horse, Coco the Wonder Horse. This 111 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:15,440 was the smartest horse in the world. Used to roll his own cigarettes. 112 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:26,760 Okay. Okay. 113 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:30,220 It was great. It wasn't realistic. 114 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,980 Wasn't realistic. 115 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:38,419 Mister, my girlfriend is in the building throwing H -bomb in, blow up everything 116 00:08:38,419 --> 00:08:43,039 to get her. She comes out with her hair unsinged, says my movie was not 117 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:44,039 realistic. 118 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:49,940 Hey, his guy shot his six shooter 39 times without reloading. 119 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:56,100 men in the saloon and his hat never came off. 120 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:04,560 His guy rode his horse Coco 600 miles and passed the same rock 14 times. 121 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:14,920 Well, you don't go to a movie to count rocks. 122 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:23,340 You go to a movie to see Colt Kirby, who was a real hero. 123 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:25,740 honest, decent. 124 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:27,320 I thought he was a wimp. 125 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:35,240 Hulk Kirby tamed the West with a six -gun and a smile and not a blowtorch. 126 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:40,080 Hey, Max Savage only killed people who needed killing or touched his car. 127 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,840 You touch Coco the Wonder Horse. 128 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,680 Oh, 129 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:50,720 he started it. All right, that's enough. Just go wash up for dinner with soap. 130 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:51,900 Yes, ma 'am. 131 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:56,890 Colt Kirby will kick Mack Savage's butt. 132 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:06,550 Oh, go on there, buckaroos. Now, what seems to be the ruckus? 133 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:10,630 What? In America, and that is, what's the trouble? 134 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:25,010 What did you say? 135 00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:27,670 I call her a chicken baby. 136 00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:31,730 I am not. I, too. 137 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,790 I am not. I... Stop. Stop. 138 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:34,990 Stop it! 139 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,590 Now, here. 140 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:41,010 Rudy, you go and you help Mommy in the kitchen, please. 141 00:10:41,410 --> 00:10:45,210 Vanessa, go help Mom in the kitchen. 142 00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:48,430 Now? Do I have to say now? 143 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,090 tonight's supper. How about you? 144 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,310 Yeah. 145 00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:16,150 Salad, a little salmon. 146 00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:19,290 Yeah. We ought to eat light more often. Yeah. 147 00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:21,350 I'm starving. 148 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,050 Me too. 149 00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:27,010 I saw some leftover chicken. 150 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:28,390 Uh -uh. 151 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:31,690 Cheese and crackers. 152 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:48,370 and crackers. 153 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:52,810 Okay. What kind of crackers? 154 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,590 Uh, we got saltines. 155 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,410 Saltines and cheddar cheese. 156 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:00,830 Okay. 157 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:02,390 Got it. 158 00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:03,930 Make it bread. 159 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:13,370 Bread and cheddar 160 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:14,370 cheese. 161 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:42,610 Lightly toasted. 162 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,930 of that smile. 163 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:29,970 It's the kind of smile that makes fathers old. 164 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:34,250 Good night, Daddy. Good night. 165 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:43,570 Vanessa. 166 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,309 Hi, Dad. 167 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,310 Hi. 168 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,110 Looks almost done. 169 00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:56,150 Are you here to join me? 170 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,070 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 171 00:13:59,450 --> 00:14:01,250 Vanessa, can I ask you a question? 172 00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:02,790 Oh, sure. 173 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:06,650 Do you have a nighttime job that I don't know about? 174 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:12,510 Like driving a truck or something like that? Why are you drinking coffee? 175 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,750 I'm afraid to go back to sleep. 176 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:17,390 Ah. Had a bad dream. 177 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,690 Had a bad dream. 178 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:21,670 Oh, that's enough. Thank you, dear. 179 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,300 doesn't it? Oh, yes, it does. 180 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:29,720 Tell me about your dream. 181 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,800 See, there was this real mean gang of kidnappers, and they took Max Savage's 182 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:39,320 car, and he had these guns. Wait a minute. See, you're scared because of 183 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:44,760 you heard Theo say two days ago. Now, imagine if you had gone to that movie. 184 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,220 Yeah, I did. 185 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,220 How'd you get a ticket? 186 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:49,740 It's easy. 187 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:53,600 There's this high school guy who stands outside the theater. He can grow a 188 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,600 machine. 189 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,280 movie day and for 50 cents we'll take a little kid in. 190 00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:02,620 He is cleaning up. 191 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,220 Was it worth it? It was horrible. 192 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:13,400 First I covered my eyes and then I hid under my seat and then I went out into 193 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,300 the lobby and watched the guy turn hot dogs. 194 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,980 Why didn't you just leave? 195 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,220 Leave? 196 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,480 Okay. 197 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,720 What we have to do is get you in the bed. 198 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:25,760 Tomorrow... 199 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,250 to discuss a tremendous grounding. 200 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:29,890 Let's go. 201 00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:33,250 There's supposed to be a child behind you. 202 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:43,210 Look, Dad, I go back to my room and I close my eyes and the kidnappers scare 203 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:46,190 so I'm right back here in the kitchen. So can't I just stay here? 204 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:49,550 Would it be better if you slept with us tonight? 205 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:55,050 Oh, thanks a lot, Dad. I wouldn't have to go in my room and I wouldn't have to 206 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,050 drink that coffee. 207 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,520 We had something like this in med school. 208 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,460 Take one sip and you were awake for six hours. 209 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:07,500 Two sips, you were awake for 72 hours. 210 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,480 Drink a cup, you never blink in life. 211 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:20,260 messed up daddy he takes me to this restaurant right and the whole time he's 212 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:25,200 looking at the waitress freddie freddie she's telling us the catch of the day 213 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,500 and he's looking at her legs 214 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,220 12 bucks. 215 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,360 I said, I'll have the Maine lobster, $24 .50. 216 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:57,460 And the cherries jubilee, $8. 217 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:04,320 And then, I said, take me home. 218 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:10,580 Well, dear, in the words of Colt Kirk, 219 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,239 Thanks, Daddy. 220 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,240 Good night, bud. 221 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,180 Mommy, 222 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,499 what happened? 223 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,140 Oh, honey, you fell. 224 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,300 Listen, baby. 225 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,000 Now, we need to talk about these, uh, sleeping arrangements. 226 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,560 You kicking me out? 227 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,690 Honey, I know what you're going through because I've been there myself. 228 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:50,550 When I was your age, I used to think I saw a witch in a tree outside my window. 229 00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:51,910 You did? 230 00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:58,930 Mm -hmm. She had slimy green skin, raisin teeth all bunched up together, 231 00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:00,710 white hair, and she used to call. 232 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:15,740 I jumped up and I ran to my parents' room. You did the right thing. 233 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,920 After I stayed there for a while, my mother gave me something that helped me 234 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:21,920 go back to my room. 235 00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:23,340 What did she give you? 236 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,400 This. She gave you some junk jewelry? 237 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,780 This medal has been in our family since 1859. 238 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:37,180 Wow. And when my mother gave me this medal, I knew I would never again be 239 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:38,380 bothered by that witch. 240 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,780 May this medal make you brave. 241 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:48,370 I feel better already. 242 00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:53,290 And now it's time for you to go back to your room. 243 00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:55,350 I knew it was coming. 244 00:21:58,170 --> 00:22:01,010 It's going to be hard, Mom, but I'm going to go back in there. 245 00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:05,470 I'm going to go to sleep, and I'm going to see those kidnappers staying straight 246 00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:09,090 at me. But no matter how scared I get, I'm going to stay in my room. 247 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,270 Oh, I love you. 248 00:22:12,550 --> 00:22:13,550 Mom. Huh? 249 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,680 Those earrings would look so great with my medal. 250 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:25,380 We have definitely got a daytime couch. 251 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,900 Look, Daddy, my bravery medal. 252 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,660 Mama gave it to me. 253 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,460 Oh, my goodness. 254 00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:33,120 Well, congratulations. 255 00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:35,140 Good night, Mama. 256 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,300 Good night, baby. 257 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:36,939 Good night, Daddy. 258 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,820 Good night, honey. I'll see you in the morning. 259 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,140 Let's hope so. 260 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,840 That's my 880 relay medal. 261 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:48,020 I had to run for two years to earn that medal. 262 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:53,280 Well, you gotta give something to get something. 263 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,160 In the words of Colt Kirby... 18696