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I'm going to put on my makeup.
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Honey, not like that! You have to be precise
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Mom we've been doing this forever
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Well it'll fine
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Make it perfect and you won't have too do as long okay?
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The blue goes right here
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This is what's in mom
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Everything has too pristine and perfect
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like this I really kind of don't need the attitude right now and you do but
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dazzle
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oh my god baby so happy to see you stop mom is driving me nuts
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why what's going on what are you guys doing
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So we are working on all
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the pageant costumes for The Year because Scarlett is going
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You're gonna do so good.
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Thank you, so much!
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She's going to be amazing if we can get every single outfit perfect
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because have one for every holiday
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We're doing 4th of July now
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Okay
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But also have what else?
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The nautical theme one
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Nautical
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Yeah and then there is gonna like a Victorian renaissance
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I forgot what it was called
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The renaissance with the tulle
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It is gonnabe beautiful
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Really wanna make some really lacy pretty
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You ca look into that sweetie
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But I mean, really the important thing is that we beat Kelly and her kind of ugly daughter Betty.
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Okay?
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Oh my god!
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You care more about beating her than you care about me actually winning this game
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Sweetheart no i care about you winning too because
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Of how it makes
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Me look as
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A mom
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Exactly
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Sorry who's Betty again
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We don't even
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Ugh
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Never listen
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I do listen, i swear.
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Okay
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Always paying attention
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And how do you...
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You care
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How to you
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Do this?
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Uh
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So confused
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It's
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Its actually very difficult and very precise
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But Scarlett has been doing better at it
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We use the glue gun
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Um
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Yeah here
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Why don't just help out a little bit
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Right
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Oh yeah
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Yeah
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Umm
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Like
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Just
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Grab this
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Get in
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Yup
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Just
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Yeah
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Just like that
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Okay
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Oh my gosh, she's actually not bad at this. You're hired
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But you like how mine looks right? Like better than hers
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Like I feel like
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Honey it is not a competition with me
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It is competition with Betty
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Oh okay
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Thank you
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Of course yeah
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Your doing such good job helping
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That wonderful
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We'll have thing done by sundown maybe
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Sundown
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Mom!
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Haven't eaten all day
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Okay well
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Your always complaining
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but your won' t complain once win the gold
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So, do you use the pushpins to attach the stars?
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Obviously.
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Brian...
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Obviously! Come on
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Do you know nothing about bedazzling?!
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Push pins are an essential part of bedazzling
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Don't get her started on the push pins
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She'll never shut up
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I will never stop
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Never quiet about push pins
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And so how many that even gets done
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Well they are useful
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Thankyou for understanding
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He might actually get it
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Can you stop grouping my mom and help with this?
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I mean, it's the law. That is what we are supposed to do
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This is supposed to be about me today
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Honey...I mean
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It totally fine right
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This part of the law now
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And think that just what were supposed too
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Maybe will help you
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Be less stressed out
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You just need calm down a little bit
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Yeah
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Just
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Calm dow
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Whose side ar eyou on
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I'm just trying to play both sides here, okay?
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That's true. You're doing a pretty good job of playing both sides
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but you should be more on my side because my bedazzling is better
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Well...I'd say that you both are very good at it
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Just yours is better
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No babe
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If like mom and dad
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20 years experience an won 2 summer fair in row
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Let me know what am talking about
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How was that
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Wow, let's be a brat about it. Let´s do that
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Why don't you bedazzle? Okay
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Mom! I've been bedazzling for hours
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Well...you're gonna do great okay
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It is totally fine
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Do you really think i'm gonna beat Betty and...?
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Honey..I have all the faith in your
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Just need more push pins
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That really what we think needs
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You thinks that most of them are pushpins
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Yeah
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Yep
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Whatever
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Yeah
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I will say, my favorite one of these is 4th of July.
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Yeah yeah honestly i have to say that too
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Well look at your outfit!
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Ever since you married me and dad it's been one thing we do together
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It just coordinates specifically
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Babe love your outfit last year too
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Really? That so sweet honey
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I didn't even think you paid attention.
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You know, we have a DASA thought too right?
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Oh...I had no idea!
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Thought you bought it that way
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No she actually made it
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and taught her to do perfectly
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And It was perfect
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That was such good outfit
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Should've held here and there
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She showed exactly how
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How did she burn herself with the glue gun
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Mom!!
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That'so embarrassing
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Its not embarrassing
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There is learning curve
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Yeah
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No, you just put a lot of effort into it. That's the good thing
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You still have those screws in there
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Oh I don'think you're even close to almost done
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There is plenty more that needs happen on the straps too
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We live and we learn
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That what say in this family
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So happy that lived
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And then learned
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Definitely
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But I'm not going to try it again.
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私はグループガンを使うのが大変なことだった。
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みんな、それに気づいたんだよ。
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そしてその時もやらないといけなくなるからね
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あなたって本当にはすごい才能あるよね
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だけど今年全然ダメになっちゃいました
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もしもう一回やってたなら
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なぜか去年買わず貰えちゃうんじゃないかな
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それで勝てると思ってる?
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チャンピオネスでもそうじゃん
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いや!
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お母さんチューリングシーンでは
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110年前までパジェットできませんでした
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Okay, it's only been 20 sweetheart. You don't need to speak to me that way and I remember it like
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It was yesterday the light my god
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Let not get through
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My outfit
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The bedazzled stars
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Mom focus
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Sorry what?
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Focus
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Okay
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Yes
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yes
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This is your time
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This Is Your leotard
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okay
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Its
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This is my leotard for my pageant.
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Yes, it is and you're going to do great
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and make your mom so proud!
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Yeah
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You're doing great babe
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Thanks baby
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Well Ryan why don't you tell me what
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have been up too?
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I feel like we haven''t caught on in a long time
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Oh well
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Work's been good
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Why didn´T YOU talk about that project
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thats all
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work on this projects
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You know, they put me under a lot of pressure but my boss said I did really good job.
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And uh...
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My dad? He retired recently so you know
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That's wonderful! Yeah that was good for him
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Family is good and
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You're coming about the end aren't you
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I'm just so happy that this project you've been working on is about to come to an end
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because you're going have SO much time helping me with these pageants.
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Yeah, and then...you can teach how badazzle better!
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You never bedazzled my dad
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Y'know?
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Can i teach him??
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Babe do u really want mommy teaching ya???
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Oh ummm yeah
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Maybe we could both teach her
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Both of us!!
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She's learning
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she good but not as good
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As im
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I actually think you should have my mom teach you, because it gives me a lot more time by myself to focus on
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My own crafts.
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Oh yeah!
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Well wait what other crafts do you besides bedazzling?
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Well Mom...I like shop that's crafting right
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No no honey that is not crafting
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Bedazzling in the only craft that matters
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Mom, I'm not always the dazzle.
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You know honestly pageants are one thing but
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you want to be an architect?
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In this family?!
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...I wanna go college like school
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Ew!
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This is a beauty pageant family
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and that's what we will do in this family
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But mom i like reading books
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Nevermind
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Okay, babe. You'll need a phone topper one day...
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I'm just trying to chime in and keep the peace
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Well that's not really keeping the peace
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She doesn't like it when i read
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She only likes him do bedazzle
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You'l never get anywhere if you read
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And have told yo that since your were younger
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OMG mom okay
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Hone your pageant craft
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an make me proud of u
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Okay young lady?
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It is important let people follow their interest
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Just saying
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Sorry Ryan
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Didn'' ask
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Did I ask you?
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Sorry, Sophia.
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It's Mrs Locke
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Yeah that was so weird
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You just called her Sophia
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Its fine
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We've gotten to know each other
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How can we not know each other at all
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Okay alright
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Sorry babe
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You look frustrated, babe. Is everything okay?
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Babe every time I close my eyes all i see is bedazzling
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Are you tired of bedazzling
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But you're getting really good at it
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Sweetheart why don't we just take a break
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That's what Ryan here for
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Come here
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Yeah come here babe
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Yeah
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There ya go
286
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I just want a good, happy family with
287
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A lovely daughter who does her pageants the way she'supposed to.
288
00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:43,940
That is all i ask for
289
00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:45,100
Is that fair for me to asked Ryan?
290
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Very fair
291
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Thank you Cassie
292
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You're welcome
293
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Just have get those shoes
294
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,020
We don't even have shoes
295
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:50,820
To match this
296
00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:52,320
And this isn' t just like few days
297
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,720
What are we gonna do mom
298
00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:54,380
Well
299
00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:55,920
Ill go shopping with you
300
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,100
Yo know
301
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:56,800
Hate shopping
302
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,980
But im goo boyfriend
303
00:10:58,293 --> 00:10:58,560
Yeah
304
00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,480
You are a good boyfriend.
305
00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,580
That would be really sweet of you, Ryan
306
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,520
But does he even know what kind shoes to get?
307
00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:07,200
What kind glitter they need
308
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,000
The colors the patterns
309
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,000
Definitely not
310
00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,440
You know just like emotional support
311
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,620
Oh an emotional support boyfriend
312
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:18,820
I've heard about that on the internet
313
00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:19,640
That's nice
314
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,580
Do you even know what tha internet is mom
315
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,860
It's kind of okay.
316
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:30,480
But yeah, I was thinking with that one just because it is so bedazzled
317
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,480
with the little stars and stickers
318
00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:36,200
then maybe i could change them up and get like lacy shoes
319
00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,000
Oh! That hot
320
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:38,560
Right?
321
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,820
We are not doing hot shoes
322
00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:45,620
we are doing practical good for your line stepping dance shoes
323
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,100
Okay
324
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:49,620
We don't want hot shoes, Ryan.
325
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,860
I like looking at hot shoes
326
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,320
While she's doing her pageantry
327
00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:58,940
If you're calling it for men-wise
328
00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,120
You'd just be barefoot right?
329
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,660
That is actually a good point
330
00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:06,260
Yeah we don' t wanna do that
331
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,760
Shoos are potentially the most important part of an outfit
332
00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:12,700
Right
333
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,600
I think the shoes are the most...
334
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,920
Okay, obviously the push pins are most important.
335
00:12:19,226 --> 00:12:20,360
Umm..I don't know
336
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,340
The first thing they see is
337
00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:24,260
They see accessories
338
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,300
You know?
339
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,180
Instead of matching
340
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,740
They should mismatch
341
00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:33,220
So like pink or blue
342
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,940
Because it's 4th July
343
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,060
Red and then blue
344
00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:40,720
What do you think Dave
345
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,540
I think that's a great idea.
346
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,080
Anything you say, babe
347
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,360
Unpartialed white of the red white and blue
348
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,060
That is good color for that
349
00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,680
We are supposed to get dressed soon?
350
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:02,400
Oh right! Yes we need to figure it out
351
00:13:05,693 --> 00:13:06,360
Well honey
352
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,840
It is finally here
353
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,040
The day we've been waiting for, the 4th of July pageant.
354
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,200
And you look so beautiful!
355
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,800
Mom I know i've been really grumpy lately
356
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,240
and can't promise it wont happen again but
357
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,660
It does mean a lot how much you have helped me
358
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:26,400
Ah...I couldn'' t have done this without your help
359
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,140
Oh..i love hearing that
360
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,780
You're just sweet
361
00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:32,360
This dress turned out perfectly
362
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,460
Do u really think?
363
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,040
Yes
364
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,440
We did all those bedazzling things
365
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,040
You finally learned and you did it amazingly.
366
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,420
I really love the feeling of the fabric!
367
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:49,020
Oh my god babe, you really should have
368
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:53,560
Ryan how sweet if you what a thoughtful thought
369
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,620
It's her big day
370
00:13:58,866 --> 00:13:59,800
She is special
371
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,980
I really think i have it in the bag this year, guys.
372
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,020
If you don't win...
373
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:07,480
...I'll be disappointed
374
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,160
But we're going to win this year
375
00:14:11,086 --> 00:14:11,820
..i hope so
376
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,560
You know Betty?
377
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,960
She didn''t even bedazzle her dress
378
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,800
Bet she didn'
379
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:22,700
It won´T even shine
380
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:24,680
No way
381
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,660
She's been busy practicing
382
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,600
Practicing her talent, which doesn't matter.
383
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,180
Yeah! Of course a talent?
384
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,420
A talent over bedazzling
385
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,120
She'll never win
386
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,020
There's not chance
387
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,140
I don' think so
388
00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:38,940
You know Ryan
389
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,760
It is really sweet of you
390
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,000
that you brought her flowers
391
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,120
it is nice that
392
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:44,860
you support all
393
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:45,740
for pageantry
394
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:46,760
At least take advantage
395
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,960
We only have 72
396
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:48,560
this year
397
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,520
and just means
398
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:49,840
lot
399
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:50,860
That come
400
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:51,940
and supports
401
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,040
there in the audience
402
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:54,360
foe
403
00:14:55,093 --> 00:14:55,560
she jus
404
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,660
She's just such a sweetheart, and she works so hard.
405
00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:01,900
Let me get this hair over here too
406
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,780
Thank you mom
407
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,420
You're welcome sweetie
408
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,080
This is just lovely relationship that you two have
409
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,080
So mutual
410
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,820
I'm just lucky to have her
411
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,120
That is nice of you say
412
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,780
Well we are always happy
413
00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:20,100
To have your over no matter what kind
414
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,020
Of bouquet bring
415
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,180
A big one
416
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,880
I was gonna say a small one.
417
00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,200
Do you wish it was red?
418
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:28,400
You know, honey some things are bigger
419
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,040
you know so i think that makes up for
420
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:30,540
Well
421
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:32,800
didn't want the flowers to die
422
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,960
So got the fake ones
423
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,900
Oh they're fake
424
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,940
Like your love
425
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,060
Exactly
426
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:43,800
No no lasting forever
427
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,540
Got It! Understood
428
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,300
Okay well
429
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,680
That's close call
430
00:15:52,686 --> 00:16:00,620
But I still support the relationship. And as long as you support my daughter, not becoming any sort of other profession
431
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:01,660
Right
432
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,060
Then
433
00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:07,320
I will support your relationship, honey. Thank you
434
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,080
Perfect
435
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,640
Your hair's almost done
436
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,080
Think we've got that going
437
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,020
That is wonderful
438
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:15,600
Oh he'll just be the prettiest flower up there on that stage
439
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:22,200
And i'l be looking at you and thinking about myself being
440
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:22,920
Up there
441
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,160
Thinking about
442
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,340
Yeah, how many times do we have to go over the wrist?
443
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,360
All this makeup stuff here. Let me get that for you
444
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,965
Okay yeah so I was thinking maybe a little bit more neutral just so it doesn'take away from like the tracks
445
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:46,935
Sure but i don´think We should Go Neutral
446
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:53,200
I think what we should do is have a little bit of powder here. Let me see, let me see your nose
447
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,320
Okay there you go
448
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,440
Yeah perfect this is good
449
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:03,280
See your natural beauty shining through thiss just enhances it okay?
450
00:17:04,193 --> 00:17:04,460
Okay
451
00:17:05,073 --> 00:17:05,340
Yeah
452
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,880
That makes sense for sure
453
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:14,600
Do you think were gonna have time to finish the makeup
454
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,740
Of course! We hav all the tim in world
455
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:17,800
I'm just getting a lot of stress.
456
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,260
Are you distracted with your boyfriend here?
457
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,040
No, no!
458
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,480
i want him here
459
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,340
Yeah...
460
00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:25,340
You know
461
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:32,220
You're giving her so much attention
462
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,540
and it's not really helping my anxiety
463
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,960
This is supposed to be MY day
464
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:36,860
And
465
00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:40,200
Im trying divide between both equally
466
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:40,875
Do you think this makeup looks okay for theme
467
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:49,880
Do you not trust all of the work and the planning that I've put into this theme?
468
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,760
i worked on each theme for two weeks straight.
469
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,720
And thought about your hair, and your lashes
470
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,880
About this perfect little powder
471
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,120
Mom...I'm not judging whether or now
472
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:04,720
You're right
473
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,920
But just a little bit anxious
474
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,280
Because last year we didn't win
475
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,280
We putted in so much work
476
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:18,020
we did put in a lot of work, but I think that one girl cheated. So this time
477
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,800
we're going to be watching and making sure that they are following the rules
478
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,720
because everything that
479
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,120
We've done is perfect
480
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,440
Yeah honestly maybe
481
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,480
Maybe we should record Betty, just in case she cheats again.
482
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,820
Yes! That's a great idea
483
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,340
Yeah thank you baby
484
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:32,960
Aww
485
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,180
You're so supportive
486
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,520
He is so supportive
487
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,060
I love it that you have my mom back too
488
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,700
Yeah he really does
489
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,420
We both have our backs
490
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,600
That is really sweet
491
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,380
Your are very supportive
492
00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:44,980
Don't want her mad at me
493
00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:46,340
No no
494
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:47,300
Do not trust him
495
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:50,320
This never gets upset
496
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:50,600
Okay?
497
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:55,920
I am perfectly happy with everything that's going on, except for whatever Betty is doing.
498
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:57,860
Honestly...
499
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,160
...I will say
500
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,000
a big part of my anxiety is
501
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:07,160
you're spending so much time on my mom and
502
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,180
this supposed to be MY day too
503
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:13,380
My day more than hers
504
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,120
Is it?
505
00:19:16,193 --> 00:19:16,660
Yes Mom
506
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:19,740
I'm trying to divide my attention equally between both of you.
507
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:20,200
P, please!
508
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,660
Okay? All right...
509
00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:30,950
Put it wherever you want
510
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:33,930
Let me untie this from the couch
511
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:37,980
Don'think you should stress sweetheart
512
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:41,540
Flowers
513
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,140
Okay let's not get upset about the flowers
514
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,780
Honey he probably spent a good couple dollars on those okay
515
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,980
Oh my gosh, fine.
516
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,620
I was planning it for a long time
517
00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:55,560
Yeah
518
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:57,540
You know babe
519
00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:59,700
Im just little stressed out
520
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:00,880
and pent up
521
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:04,320
You're just anxious because you have whole stage show to do
522
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,820
but don't even think about i
523
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:06,080
Alright?
524
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:09,060
Your dance number ready
525
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,720
Its the Irish jig
526
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:13,820
One and two
527
00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:15,060
This is perfect
528
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,920
We are gonna beat Betty
529
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,260
Thank you so much.
530
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,300
You and I, we're gonna win this!
531
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:24,580
We have to win this
532
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:25,220
Im going
533
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,040
Were gonna win
534
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:26,280
im
535
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:26,800
were
536
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:27,960
This is luck
537
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:28,620
i think
538
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,820
ill need a little help with this
539
00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:31,100
Oh gosh of course
540
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,580
Whatever you need sweetie
541
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:33,260
Right ok
542
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:33,800
Yeah
543
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,820
Yes its perfect
544
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:35,860
Perfect dress
545
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:36,440
Honey
546
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:36,900
Don't step on the
547
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:37,720
Keep that tiara back
548
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,220
Dont step onto bedazzles
549
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,240
oh my gosh
550
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:41,780
alright mom
551
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:42,540
So sorry
552
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:42,960
Can she
553
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:43,340
put it
554
00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:44,040
yeah
555
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:44,720
mhm
556
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,185
Oh, that'still looking great. I think so it was really just unfortunate
557
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:56,570
Babe i'm sorry
558
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,700
They are pretty they aren't what
559
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,000
But they are nice flowers
560
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,880
They're nice sure yeah absolutely
561
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:16,460
It was a really nic gesture
562
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:19,340
Yeah, just different color palette.
563
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:23,940
Maybe red white and blue is all I'm saying but you have till next year to figure it out
564
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,700
You know how much suck at holidays
565
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,940
No sweetheart you're doing just fine
566
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:29,960
Girls like pink
567
00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:31,280
Yeah
568
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,160
Are they supposed be red? Like roses
569
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,860
That's a little more romantic
570
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,140
But its okay we have the Valentine Day pageant
571
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,840
He could bring Red Roses for the Valentine day pageants
572
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,760
Its not for awhile
573
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,940
but it gives you a lot of time to like, at least...
574
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:47,320
To actually yeah. You know to put something together
575
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,200
Write it in your notes actually
576
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,380
Oh that's great idea
577
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:51,660
I think thats'a good idea too
578
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,920
Maybe putting on the calendar or something?
579
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:55,220
That would be great
580
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:56,560
oh yeah like the calendar
581
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:56,800
Yeah
582
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,400
That makes sense
583
00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:00,100
Did you did
584
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:00,640
make sure
585
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,280
they wrote
586
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:01,780
The rest
587
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,020
Of years pageant
588
00:22:03,926 --> 00:22:04,060
In
589
00:22:04,346 --> 00:22:04,480
On
590
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:04,880
Calendar
591
00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:05,480
Y
592
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:07,400
Yeah
593
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,540
It sounds
594
00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:08,700
Like
595
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:09,080
Your lying
596
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,660
to me, sweetheart. You know I'm going to find him
597
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:12,380
and going
598
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,800
Mom Yes of course that was a good girl you make sure that
599
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,540
everything is organized okay i mean
600
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:24,100
I work really hard in this family.
601
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,980
Yeah, you work so hard mom!
602
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,100
You totally wrote down every single one
603
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,100
and did it for the guests
604
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:33,300
You got the President's Day
605
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,820
We have Memorial day
606
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:36,800
Presidents' day
607
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,620
That is a lot
608
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,400
How could we even
609
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,280
differentiate it?
610
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,660
Instead of using red white blue colors
611
00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:47,880
what can do
612
00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:49,640
bedazzle
613
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,740
flag and turn into
614
00:22:54,606 --> 00:23:00,740
a dress. No way! This is why I do this... Actually, well you're kind of cooked with that one
615
00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:02,680
That's good idea You like that idea? Yeah
616
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,020
Okay
617
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:05,050
Don't want to offend anyone to wear flag as
618
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:05,370
A dress
619
00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:05,580
You don' think
620
00:23:06,376 --> 00:23:06,510
Um
621
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:07,990
As long it on the ground
622
00:23:07,990 --> 00:23:08,870
So we end up on
623
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:09,170
The ground
624
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:09,330
And
625
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:10,750
Bedazzle
626
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:11,390
It completely
627
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,210
Oh yeah
628
00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:12,890
All
629
00:23:13,670 --> 00:23:14,350
The stripes
630
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:14,690
Right
631
00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:15,410
Definitely
632
00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:16,110
Bedazzle
633
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:16,870
Yeah
634
00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:18,850
Thank
635
00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:21,730
I think it's even more patriotic, the more jewels.
636
00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:24,990
So for Easter do you think
637
00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:27,690
i should have like for the swimsuit contest
638
00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:30,010
two big easter eggs
639
00:23:30,010 --> 00:23:31,030
just like my bikini
640
00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,870
or a bunch of little ones making
641
00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:35,330
so im going to back up on that
642
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,390
and let you know
643
00:23:36,390 --> 00:23:38,230
as your mother
644
00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:39,230
will not allow
645
00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:40,650
enter the bikini portion
646
00:23:40,650 --> 00:23:41,990
because its too sweaty
647
00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:43,750
Mom
648
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:46,290
It is ok real little
649
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,270
But like, you know...
650
00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:49,550
Let's have some respect okay?
651
00:23:49,690 --> 00:23:51,770
You need to cover your body okay.
652
00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:53,670
I think you should listen your mom babe
653
00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,690
There we go thank you Ryan
654
00:23:55,690 --> 00:23:57,930
Whose side are on babe
655
00:23:57,930 --> 00:23:59,910
Uh i mean im trying be on both of
656
00:23:59,910 --> 00:24:01,310
Your sides is that possible
657
00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:02,750
No honestly
658
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:05,150
Its not even like it'll fine
659
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:06,750
Like its just a little bit skin
660
00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:08,910
Theres nothing wrong with showing
661
00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:10,830
Just A LITTLE BIT OF SKIN
662
00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:14,070
Yeah but It has too one piece
663
00:24:14,590 --> 00:24:15,070
yeah
664
00:24:17,443 --> 00:24:22,510
I know you're not used to seeing me all sexy or whatever, but it'll be fine.
665
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:26,250
It's for the pageant like that is not super sexual
666
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:28,010
Do you think tha maybe
667
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:29,750
You have a better chance of winning if
668
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,490
you showed more skin?
669
00:24:32,030 --> 00:24:32,890
i think so
670
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:33,350
Yeah
671
00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:35,410
Well times have changed
672
00:24:35,803 --> 00:24:36,070
Okay
673
00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:38,490
So in my swimsuit competition
674
00:24:38,490 --> 00:24:40,490
I won. Damn it!
675
00:24:40,850 --> 00:24:41,270
i wore ankle to neck wetsuit
676
00:24:46,636 --> 00:24:46,970
okay?
677
00:24:47,410 --> 00:24:47,830
okay
678
00:24:47,830 --> 00:24:50,530
and,I still won because of the smile
679
00:24:51,070 --> 00:24:52,550
and the blowjobs that gave judges
680
00:24:52,550 --> 00:24:54,430
so ,i didn't have show any skin
681
00:24:54,430 --> 00:24:56,050
It was all way my wrist
682
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:56,950
Mom
683
00:24:56,950 --> 00:24:59,510
you have be just a little bit
684
00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:01,570
slutty
685
00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:02,990
do u mean risqué
686
00:25:03,383 --> 00:25:03,650
yeah
687
00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:04,630
little bit risqué
688
00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:05,490
whatever
689
00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:07,310
nobody says Risque anymore
690
00:25:07,670 --> 00:25:07,870
mom
691
00:25:07,870 --> 00:25:09,370
It's not heft to say that?
692
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:09,770
She is nice.
693
00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:11,070
I mean, it is okay for her skin
694
00:25:11,070 --> 00:25:12,930
she can be talented and gorgeous
695
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:13,010
Honey!
696
00:25:13,190 --> 00:25:14,110
I can get jiggy
697
00:25:15,796 --> 00:25:16,330
Jiggy...
698
00:25:16,330 --> 00:25:17,250
Chicky mom
699
00:25:18,330 --> 00:25:18,730
What!?
700
00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:19,290
Oh my god
701
00:25:19,290 --> 00:25:20,490
You are so embarrassing
702
00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:22,090
How am l embarrassing
703
00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:23,350
honey
704
00:25:23,350 --> 00:25:23,510
Honely
705
00:25:23,510 --> 00:25:24,650
I have helped you with this
706
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:25,990
Year after year
707
00:25:25,990 --> 00:25:27,970
We have won exactly
708
00:25:27,970 --> 00:25:29,370
one and a half competitions
709
00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:30,070
And
710
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:30,950
we are going
711
00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:31,330
win more
712
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:31,710
This year
713
00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:33,090
Do you know what
714
00:25:33,090 --> 00:25:39,130
I do have a feeling we're going to win more than we have in the past.
715
00:25:39,190 --> 00:25:40,130
You think so? Sweetheart!
716
00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:41,830
It's been...I don't know,
717
00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:45,350
We have like 60 more chances this year right
718
00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:48,450
And yeah and also 50 of them for outfits and ideas
719
00:25:49,430 --> 00:25:51,450
So you just need really think about the others
720
00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:52,110
Right
721
00:25:52,110 --> 00:25:56,230
Um what about for Presidents Day
722
00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:57,330
Because that one is tough
723
00:25:57,770 --> 00:25:59,810
Should i wear big top hat
724
00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:04,170
I think you could wear a top hat and that like judges wig.
725
00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:07,630
Oh my gosh, like the curly...
726
00:26:07,630 --> 00:26:08,030
All right?
727
00:26:08,410 --> 00:26:09,930
Have one in the closet
728
00:26:09,930 --> 00:26:10,730
You do?!
729
00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:11,250
That you can borrow
730
00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:15,130
Okay your mother gets kind of freaky sometimes too
731
00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:16,210
Ew mom
732
00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:16,450
Please
733
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,570
Do not want to imagine him getting freaky
734
00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:20,730
Not even in mine Washington wig
735
00:26:20,730 --> 00:26:21,330
But yeah
736
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:21,610
Hey
737
00:26:23,603 --> 00:26:25,270
Maybe we should work more
738
00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:25,730
And then
739
00:26:25,730 --> 00:26:27,050
Talent doesn't matter
740
00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:27,610
Too much
741
00:26:27,610 --> 00:26:29,570
but maybe we should just kind of,
742
00:26:29,670 --> 00:26:30,670
just as a fallback.
743
00:26:31,510 --> 00:26:31,830
You know?
744
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,990
Wait you want to change your talent
745
00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:38,090
Honey you've been working on your Irish line dancing for years
746
00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:38,970
I know
747
00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:39,470
i just
748
00:26:41,076 --> 00:26:42,210
get bored with it
749
00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:42,930
because its been years
750
00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:43,870
they always like
751
00:26:44,836 --> 00:26:44,970
no
752
00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:49,710
They completely expect me
753
00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:51,350
To always do the dance
754
00:26:51,350 --> 00:26:51,950
Well sure
755
00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:52,270
But that
756
00:26:52,270 --> 00:26:53,550
It honors our heritage
757
00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:54,050
Right
758
00:26:55,270 --> 00:26:56,070
Our heritage
759
00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:59,690
And I feel like you've just gotten better and better at this dancing.
760
00:27:01,603 --> 00:27:02,470
Yeah, look...
761
00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:03,250
It'something that you always did during the pageants
762
00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:10,830
and it is something that you have always won gold for
763
00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:13,270
Maybe there are some talents thanks to which
764
00:27:13,270 --> 00:27:15,730
You don't really know about because we're very open
765
00:27:15,730 --> 00:27:18,130
What kind of other talents could she have?
766
00:27:18,210 --> 00:27:18,650
She has a lot
767
00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:20,130
She haves lots
768
00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:20,730
Thank
769
00:27:21,043 --> 00:27:21,310
Okay
770
00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:22,430
There ar so many
771
00:27:22,430 --> 00:27:23,530
Like what
772
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,010
Um, yodeling?
773
00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:29,390
Oh is that the sound you make in the shower?!
774
00:27:29,390 --> 00:27:29,850
Sometimes.
775
00:27:30,590 --> 00:27:34,190
Honey I don't know if that's a talent or if that like...a problem
776
00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:35,570
Mom!
777
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:36,650
What!?
778
00:27:36,650 --> 00:27:37,890
It was definitely not problem
779
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:38,830
Okay alright
780
00:27:41,490 --> 00:27:43,090
And so does my boyfriend
781
00:27:43,090 --> 00:27:45,390
Really?? You like her yodelling right
782
00:27:45,390 --> 00:27:45,650
Yeah
783
00:27:46,243 --> 00:27:46,510
Okay
784
00:27:46,510 --> 00:27:47,010
Alright
785
00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:49,930
Well then we could try something like this but
786
00:27:49,930 --> 00:27:52,490
But first let me get your yoga instructor
787
00:27:52,490 --> 00:27:53,670
I could always do...
788
00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:54,890
Only know four of those.
789
00:27:54,990 --> 00:27:55,530
That sounds like fun!
790
00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:58,710
Well, how would yoga be a good talent on stage?
791
00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:00,310
Ah yoga!!
792
00:28:00,310 --> 00:28:02,150
Yoga could maybe..
793
00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:03,470
Maybe juggling
794
00:28:04,170 --> 00:28:05,290
Oh juggling
795
00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:05,910
Yeah that's
796
00:28:05,910 --> 00:28:08,110
yeah that'd great if it were 1952
797
00:28:08,890 --> 00:28:10,410
You would know right mom
798
00:28:10,410 --> 00:28:10,890
Okay
799
00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:12,990
And the jugglers never did well
800
00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:13,950
They di what three
801
00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:15,010
maybe four oranges
802
00:28:15,730 --> 00:28:16,610
No one was impressed
803
00:28:16,610 --> 00:28:17,170
Well i was thinking
804
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:19,150
fire-juggling
805
00:28:19,150 --> 00:28:19,790
Like pyro
806
00:28:23,403 --> 00:28:27,270
Okay, that would actually kind of be for myself last year.
807
00:28:27,610 --> 00:28:28,950
Remember with the glue gun?
808
00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:30,550
That's true
809
00:28:30,550 --> 00:28:33,730
You might not want to do fire juggling if you can't even handle a
810
00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:34,010
glue gun
811
00:28:34,010 --> 00:28:35,510
But you've gotten better with that
812
00:28:35,510 --> 00:28:39,390
What about bedazzled oranges on fire juggling
813
00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:40,790
Oh my God
814
00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:40,990
Wait
815
00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:45,870
I like it when we work together
816
00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:46,150
Honey
817
00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:49,030
I do too, when we actually collaborate.
818
00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:54,990
Yeah...I like it when we collaborate too
819
00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:57,270
We're working together on these sorts of things
820
00:28:59,796 --> 00:29:00,330
Oh gosh!
821
00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:02,710
Watch out for your dress
822
00:29:03,670 --> 00:29:08,260
This dress here might be a little bit loose
823
00:29:08,930 --> 00:29:10,730
On your bust area
824
00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:11,490
Really?
825
00:29:11,490 --> 00:29:13,390
I was measuring it earlier.
826
00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:14,390
Really?
827
00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:14,970
Yeah,
828
00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:16,390
i have a measuring tape somewhere
829
00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:17,510
Oh no where on the...
830
00:29:17,510 --> 00:29:17,670
No
831
00:29:18,130 --> 00:29:18,350
Well
832
00:29:18,350 --> 00:29:19,250
Was measuring earlier
833
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:19,710
Uh-huh
834
00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:20,070
And
835
00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:20,670
It might be
836
00:29:20,670 --> 00:29:21,130
A little bit
837
00:29:21,130 --> 00:29:22,390
Loose in your breast area
838
00:29:22,390 --> 00:29:23,030
Sweetheart
839
00:29:23,030 --> 00:29:23,850
You think so
840
00:29:23,850 --> 00:29:24,270
Yeah
841
00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:24,630
Maybe
842
00:29:25,070 --> 00:29:25,710
You'll grow into
843
00:29:26,996 --> 00:29:27,130
Ya
844
00:29:27,130 --> 00:29:27,650
Amine
845
00:29:27,650 --> 00:29:27,850
Is
846
00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:28,530
Originally
847
00:29:28,530 --> 00:29:29,250
Very small
848
00:29:29,690 --> 00:29:29,910
and
849
00:29:29,910 --> 00:29:30,810
Much bigger
850
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:31,270
Boobs
851
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:31,450
Than
852
00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:31,710
Do
853
00:29:32,196 --> 00:29:32,530
Honey
854
00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:34,590
We don't have to call out each other's body parts
855
00:29:34,590 --> 00:29:35,050
Okay
856
00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:35,550
I mean
857
00:29:35,550 --> 00:29:37,150
That is very appropriate
858
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:37,550
Yes
859
00:29:37,550 --> 00:29:37,870
Alright
860
00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:38,020
Don' think
861
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:38,990
Its appropriate
862
00:29:38,990 --> 00:29:39,450
Both
863
00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:40,530
Have really nice
864
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:40,750
Tits
865
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:41,730
Do you really?
866
00:29:42,330 --> 00:29:43,170
Oh, that'so nice. How do you like her tits in this dress
867
00:29:46,290 --> 00:29:48,270
That is SO inappropriate!
868
00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:50,370
I'm sorry should not have asked that
869
00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:50,690
No
870
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:51,350
Okay
871
00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:51,790
You're right
872
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,550
Like if we even think about either of our tits right now
873
00:29:55,943 --> 00:29:56,210
Yeah
874
00:29:56,210 --> 00:29:58,610
We're trying to have a serious pageant conversation about pageants
875
00:29:59,116 --> 00:29:59,250
So
876
00:29:59,250 --> 00:29:59,470
need
877
00:29:59,470 --> 00:29:59,870
be doing
878
00:29:59,870 --> 00:30:00,490
instead
879
00:30:00,490 --> 00:30:01,390
And crafts
880
00:30:01,390 --> 00:30:02,330
and crafts
881
00:30:02,330 --> 00:30:03,210
That i s also
882
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:03,870
really important
883
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:04,430
Besides
884
00:30:04,430 --> 00:30:06,650
the fire orange juggling
885
00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:07,470
just can't
886
00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:07,630
think
887
00:30:07,630 --> 00:30:08,070
any other
888
00:30:08,070 --> 00:30:08,570
talents
889
00:30:08,903 --> 00:30:09,170
What
890
00:30:09,170 --> 00:30:10,510
What is Betty's talent, usually?
891
00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,230
Besides peeing a bitch.
892
00:30:13,310 --> 00:30:14,810
That was good one mom!
893
00:30:15,170 --> 00:30:15,810
Thanks honey
894
00:30:15,810 --> 00:30:17,550
We're gonna beat her this year sweetheart
895
00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:18,490
No she usually like...
896
00:30:18,490 --> 00:30:19,150
I don't know
897
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,270
She like
898
00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:24,510
She does something different every single year
899
00:30:24,510 --> 00:30:25,210
She does
900
00:30:25,210 --> 00:30:26,410
Like she likes to pretend
901
00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:27,150
that has all these talents
902
00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:27,950
Figure skating
903
00:30:27,950 --> 00:30:30,810
Like if you bought an entire ice rink last year
904
00:30:30,810 --> 00:30:31,890
It was crazy
905
00:30:31,890 --> 00:30:33,130
Do you think that why did won
906
00:30:33,990 --> 00:30:35,410
do think it ice ring
907
00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:36,450
what we brought on stage
908
00:30:36,450 --> 00:30:37,170
Again mom
909
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:38,590
They dont care about talent
910
00:30:38,590 --> 00:30:43,450
Okay, okay. Maybe because she wore that slutty little bathing suit
911
00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:45,350
You might have a point
912
00:30:46,390 --> 00:30:48,590
Yeah I think she should show some skin too
913
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:49,690
You think so too?
914
00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:52,250
It can't hurt right
915
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:55,270
If you were judge what would be looking at
916
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,470
What kind of talent would impress you
917
00:30:59,570 --> 00:31:00,770
Dont say blue jobs
918
00:31:01,490 --> 00:31:02,730
Because thats inappropriate
919
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,290
So i'm not supposed to look her tits
920
00:31:04,810 --> 00:31:06,250
Any sort or skins
921
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:09,510
Okay, so like a shoulder shimmy?
922
00:31:10,230 --> 00:31:12,630
Yeah. An ankle-shoulder shimmy dance
923
00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:18,530
Okay! Maybe you should show more ankle at these pageants sweetheart
924
00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:20,690
Yeah
925
00:31:21,390 --> 00:31:22,140
I don'think that's where i was going with that but
926
00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:26,470
This is very sweet
927
00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:28,790
That your not vulgar like those other boys
928
00:31:29,770 --> 00:31:31,250
He really polite
929
00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:32,770
A nice guy
930
00:31:32,770 --> 00:31:34,130
He is a gentleman.
931
00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:35,170
That's true
932
00:31:35,870 --> 00:31:36,070
Aww
933
00:31:36,070 --> 00:31:38,570
Yeah, you did pick up good one with this boy
934
00:31:38,570 --> 00:31:39,390
You know he brought flowers
935
00:31:39,390 --> 00:31:40,770
I was so much better than the last one
936
00:31:42,143 --> 00:31:42,410
Yeah
937
00:31:42,410 --> 00:31:46,250
The other one didn't even know what bedazzling was
938
00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:47,190
Can you believe that?
939
00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:49,350
What are crying for
940
00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:50,290
Please listen
941
00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:51,050
Wait
942
00:31:51,050 --> 00:31:52,370
Your didn' tknow
943
00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:52,790
What
944
00:31:52,790 --> 00:31:53,810
Sorry baby
945
00:31:54,310 --> 00:31:55,430
Why do have to tell her
946
00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:56,670
Of course
947
00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:56,790
of course
948
00:31:57,370 --> 00:31:58,550
i knew it meant
949
00:31:58,943 --> 00:31:59,210
just
950
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:00,730
never done before
951
00:32:00,730 --> 00:32:01,450
Didn''t understand
952
00:32:01,450 --> 00:32:02,050
craft
953
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:05,450
What goes into it? The years of hard work, the history.
954
00:32:05,710 --> 00:32:07,350
The storied history of medicine
955
00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:11,270
Maybe you could teach Me Mrs Locke
956
00:32:12,270 --> 00:32:12,870
I mean
957
00:32:12,870 --> 00:32:14,550
i don't have all time in world
958
00:32:15,030 --> 00:32:17,270
because It is such an art
959
00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:18,350
but will do my best
960
00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:18,650
Okay
961
00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:22,890
Will to deal with this worthless
962
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,050
man who doesn´T even know
963
00:32:26,050 --> 00:32:27,270
Oh My God
964
00:32:27,670 --> 00:32:27,870
Mom
965
00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:28,310
what
966
00:32:29,190 --> 00:32:30,270
What did say
967
00:32:30,270 --> 00:32:36,070
I said when you pick a partner, you pick one who knows our crafts.
968
00:32:36,550 --> 00:32:40,210
Mom! It's your craft not our crafts
969
00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:43,390
Anyway...I guess bedazzling isn't everything
970
00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:45,750
Im open to that concept
971
00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:47,810
Ive never heard her say that before
972
00:32:47,810 --> 00:32:50,110
im just trying be more open minded these days
973
00:32:50,110 --> 00:32:55,730
Its difficult when this was my entire life and all i cared about
974
00:32:55,730 --> 00:33:00,410
So, and I just want to leave some space to maybe it isn't. Oh this is hard for me
975
00:33:00,410 --> 00:33:03,950
but maybe it's not everything that you care about
976
00:33:06,683 --> 00:33:07,750
Do you mean tha?
977
00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:11,270
Is there something else
978
00:33:14,430 --> 00:33:15,510
besides architecture because
979
00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:17,070
thats a garbage thing
980
00:33:19,090 --> 00:33:19,890
Well like
981
00:33:21,683 --> 00:33:23,150
I do like archaeology.
982
00:33:23,570 --> 00:33:24,270
Archaeology?
983
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:24,610
And then
984
00:33:24,610 --> 00:33:25,050
i love,
985
00:33:25,110 --> 00:33:26,330
love arcs
986
00:33:26,610 --> 00:33:26,810
you
987
00:33:26,810 --> 00:33:28,630
Like arcs and the ology of them
988
00:33:29,063 --> 00:33:29,330
Okay
989
00:33:29,330 --> 00:33:29,890
Yeah
990
00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:30,250
yeah
991
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:30,870
get into this
992
00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:31,050
okay
993
00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:31,250
yeah
994
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,810
Like the animals on the ark
995
00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:33,210
Yeah
996
00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:34,590
our character
997
00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:35,010
are
998
00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:36,010
Oh a character
999
00:33:36,010 --> 00:33:36,330
Arc
1000
00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:37,010
No all
1001
00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:37,370
All
1002
00:33:37,370 --> 00:33:37,770
all
1003
00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:38,130
ARCs
1004
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:39,410
anything that has an
1005
00:33:39,410 --> 00:33:39,690
ARC
1006
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:41,110
enjoy
1007
00:33:42,110 --> 00:33:42,310
Yea
1008
00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:43,050
Alright
1009
00:33:43,050 --> 00:33:43,430
Well
1010
00:33:43,430 --> 00:33:43,670
again
1011
00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:44,030
can
1012
00:33:44,030 --> 00:33:44,310
get
1013
00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:44,590
into
1014
00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:44,810
tha
1015
00:33:45,036 --> 00:33:45,170
Do
1016
00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:45,690
You
1017
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:45,910
Really
1018
00:33:45,910 --> 00:33:46,090
mean
1019
00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:46,290
it
1020
00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:46,870
Archaeol
1021
00:33:46,870 --> 00:33:46,990
is
1022
00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:47,250
The
1023
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:47,470
study
1024
00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:47,730
Of
1025
00:33:47,730 --> 00:33:48,390
Artifacts
1026
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:52,750
No, it's arcs. Why would it have an arc in there? Anyway that is okay you should go back to school
1027
00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:56,790
It was a good thing your really pretty babe
1028
00:33:56,790 --> 00:33:58,990
And you get some nice flowers
1029
00:34:00,910 --> 00:34:02,630
What did those represent
1030
00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:05,230
That wasn't like how fake
1031
00:34:07,450 --> 00:34:07,890
Forever
1032
00:34:11,910 --> 00:34:14,090
I could see the two of them together forever
1033
00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:17,170
He just has learn what archeology means
1034
00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:20,090
All of the above.
1035
00:34:21,530 --> 00:34:24,370
Oh my gosh, I really can't believe the pageants tonight!
1036
00:34:25,390 --> 00:34:27,030
Oh...I can wait
1037
00:34:27,030 --> 00:34:29,670
You know every single time we do this
1038
00:34:29,670 --> 00:34:31,950
Every 72 times it's like a first time
1039
00:34:31,950 --> 00:34:34,030
Aww..Im so glad you feel that way sweetie
1040
00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:35,850
Really truly
1041
00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:37,630
Yeah i mean its just
1042
00:34:37,630 --> 00:34:38,990
So much effort and work
1043
00:34:40,050 --> 00:34:42,110
We keep not winning
1044
00:34:42,910 --> 00:34:44,610
But eventually will right?
1045
00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:46,050
Yeah
1046
00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:51,130
I really, truly believe in us this year.
1047
00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:54,770
What was that baby?
1048
00:34:56,330 --> 00:34:58,370
Thank you so much!
1049
00:34:58,930 --> 00:34:59,500
You'really my biggest cheerleader baby
1050
00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:04,630
Besides your mother
1051
00:35:06,063 --> 00:35:06,530
Yes mom
1052
00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:07,310
There we go
1053
00:35:07,310 --> 00:35:11,810
But you can be the second biggest cheerleader okay
1054
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:17,390
Yeah, you're more like a... what do they call them? A momager.
1055
00:35:18,230 --> 00:35:21,470
Okay is that nice term to support you right
1056
00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:24,850
It means your the best mother ever
1057
00:35:24,850 --> 00:35:26,190
You are not overbearing
1058
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:28,390
Your very kind and selfless
1059
00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:30,170
And put me and my needs first
1060
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,070
I know
1061
00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:31,700
That'sweet but i just want it be amidst of
1062
00:35:37,830 --> 00:35:40,390
So maybe im not thankful
1063
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:45,130
you were so self aware. I think therapy is really helping you
1064
00:35:45,130 --> 00:35:47,950
Hey sweetie, it is! It's telling me what
1065
00:35:47,950 --> 00:35:48,450
am which
1066
00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:51,150
self absorbed and obsessed with living through
1067
00:35:52,723 --> 00:35:53,390
But um but
1068
00:35:53,390 --> 00:35:53,910
don't know
1069
00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:54,470
Well
1070
00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:54,750
okay
1071
00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:55,690
going to probably have
1072
00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:57,210
start in like 20 years
1073
00:35:57,210 --> 00:35:57,570
Yeah
1074
00:35:57,570 --> 00:35:58,090
You're welcome
1075
00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:00,250
Of course
1076
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:00,890
Uh huh
1077
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,460
Hi babe
1078
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:05,680
She has the best mom ever
1079
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,140
I know, i really do.
1080
00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:14,680
Sometimes we have our struggles but you know after so many years with you
1081
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,980
like...I really feel like
1082
00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:17,760
We've found some common ground
1083
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,160
Definitely have
1084
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,920
As long as your exactly perfect and do everything that tell me to
1085
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,600
Right?
1086
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:23,180
Yeah
1087
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,240
Sounds a little controlling
1088
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,460
What!? You think it's controlling
1089
00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:28,580
Well..i mean
1090
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,920
Feel like u got lot of opinions
1091
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,480
About my mother
1092
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,920
You know, I just don't know when to shut my mouth sometimes.
1093
00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:39,640
That's okay! You'll learn
1094
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,440
Oh ohmygosh!! My shot!!!
1095
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,680
Yeah you cannot forget it
1096
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,240
I can not forget the shot
1097
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,440
There it is
1098
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:51,620
Yep
1099
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:51,800
Wow its soft
1100
00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:53,480
Uh huh
1101
00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:54,880
Yeah
1102
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,020
yeah
1103
00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:57,980
think we have your perfect outfit all planned together
1104
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,000
So too
1105
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:05,160
Yeah, it's the bedazzled dress. This lovely fur that we'll have over top of it?
1106
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,180
Yeah! What do you think Do you like
1107
00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:08,320
It
1108
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:08,640
You think
1109
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,880
I love how he bedazzles the shawls
1110
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:11,180
yeah
1111
00:37:11,180 --> 00:37:11,560
Yes
1112
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:11,880
Very
1113
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,880
Bedazzles
1114
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,920
The red white and blue is perfect
1115
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,280
That true
1116
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:16,880
Hey
1117
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,380
That works with our theme
1118
00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:19,260
Red White an Blue
1119
00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:20,560
Honey look how smarty
1120
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:20,720
He
1121
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:20,920
Is
1122
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:21,960
Wow
1123
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,140
So
1124
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:22,640
Smart
1125
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,080
Your so
1126
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:23,460
Smart
1127
00:37:23,873 --> 00:37:24,140
Okay
1128
00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:27,400
I take back how angry was about the bedazzling thing. So,
1129
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,000
get a little heated sometimes
1130
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,340
Oh it's okay
1131
00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:30,660
Yeah
1132
00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:32,380
i say dumb things all the time
1133
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,020
That is true
1134
00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:34,660
You're self aware too! Are you in therapy?
1135
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:36,260
yeah no but
1136
00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:37,460
probably should be
1137
00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:41,560
He seems pretty self aware
1138
00:37:42,953 --> 00:37:43,220
Yeah
1139
00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:45,780
What about paleontology
1140
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:46,960
Oh that my favorite
1141
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:47,860
Well that paleons
1142
00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:48,080
Yes
1143
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,980
It studying paleon
1144
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:56,260
Oh, no. It's the study of fossils actually
1145
00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:57,640
No that sounds nothing like it
1146
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,140
Paleo is like people that are paleos?
1147
00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:00,640
Yeah
1148
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,540
Like the diet
1149
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:01,860
Yeah
1150
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:02,360
Diet
1151
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,520
Like vegetarian paleo
1152
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,540
That not what i mean
1153
00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:06,560
Its'ology
1154
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,120
oh my gosh
1155
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,500
Its its ology
1156
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:09,440
Uh huh
1157
00:38:09,813 --> 00:38:10,080
Okay
1158
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,700
Im starting to pick up what she putting down
1159
00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:12,460
yea
1160
00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:12,580
thats
1161
00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:13,320
The diet
1162
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,060
Tha you study
1163
00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:14,460
Think
1164
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:15,300
Speaking
1165
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:15,800
Of diets
1166
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,240
Was thinking
1167
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:16,660
Being a
1168
00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:17,280
Vegetarian
1169
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:17,920
Yea
1170
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,280
Were
1171
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:18,640
You
1172
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:25,700
Yeah, okay. Never I love me way too much you do sweetie yeah i guess so
1173
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:28,220
So we try and eat healthy in this family
1174
00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:29,480
That's really important
1175
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,000
Yeah
1176
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,600
Because you have to have
1177
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,520
energy for dancing these jigs
1178
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,400
For dancing
1179
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,520
But not doing the dancing anymore
1180
00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:37,600
Well honey
1181
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,300
You don't even know how
1182
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:38,920
To juggle yet
1183
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,800
You haveto learn
1184
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,060
Howto
1185
00:38:40,060 --> 00:38:40,420
Do that
1186
00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:40,960
First
1187
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,560
Juggling is just putting one thing into
1188
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,240
The next hand
1189
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:45,220
Like it literally like
1190
00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:46,100
One hand
1191
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:46,560
Into the next
1192
00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:47,200
Right
1193
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,440
Right? That's what juggling is, right.
1194
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:50,525
I think so...I can'think of any other talents that she could do
1195
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,820
So we're not really sure
1196
00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:54,840
We don' t want to do the yodeling
1197
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,640
You know that
1198
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,020
What is wrong with yodelling
1199
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:58,800
Have you heard her yawn
1200
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,480
Yeah
1201
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,240
It like a screechy thing
1202
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,280
it doesn''it
1203
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,360
Screechy
1204
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:04,720
Honey!
1205
00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:05,400
Screenche
1206
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,840
Never gonna beat anyone
1207
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:07,840
With screenching noises
1208
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:08,240
Okay
1209
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:09,820
Don ''T thing
1210
00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:11,280
Do u believe in my Yodel
1211
00:39:13,413 --> 00:39:13,880
Well no
1212
00:39:14,206 --> 00:39:14,340
No
1213
00:39:15,633 --> 00:39:15,900
Okay
1214
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:16,700
And am right
1215
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:17,860
This whole point
1216
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:20,480
is that we're not arguing with me because I know how this all works.
1217
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:20,800
Okay,
1218
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,980
you can't be an archaeologist?
1219
00:39:23,646 --> 00:39:23,780
No
1220
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,880
How many paleontologists
1221
00:39:27,046 --> 00:39:27,180
no
1222
00:39:27,180 --> 00:39:28,680
You can do the Paleo thing
1223
00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:29,200
No
1224
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:29,840
You
1225
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,000
Can'
1226
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,060
Do any of those things
1227
00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:31,620
and
1228
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:31,760
yo
1229
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,180
know why
1230
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:32,720
Because
1231
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:33,320
how
1232
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:33,780
many
1233
00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:35,100
gold ribbon
1234
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:36,100
medals did
1235
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,200
i win for my pageantry
1236
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:37,840
My
1237
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:38,200
God
1238
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:38,540
Thank
1239
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:38,640
y
1240
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:38,820
We
1241
00:39:38,820 --> 00:39:39,100
re going
1242
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:39,380
to talk
1243
00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:39,520
about
1244
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:39,640
it
1245
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:39,860
again
1246
00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:41,020
315
1247
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:46,620
We won 315, right?
1248
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,480
Thank you! I know.
1249
00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:51,580
You say it before every single pageant
1250
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:53,540
If only we could get a solid 2
1251
00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:57,480
Maybe you could get another half of the win and that would count as two
1252
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:58,460
Yeah
1253
00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:01,260
So you won the one
1254
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:05,520
And tha was for what Easter Sunday pageants
1255
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,400
Yeah yeah
1256
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,620
I think it was, believe it was Easter Yolk.
1257
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,240
And then the other half
1258
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,560
Was for St Patrick's Day
1259
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,220
That is when
1260
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:16,680
When they gave the judges
1261
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,360
The blowjobs
1262
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:17,880
You did
1263
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,680
and if you had given better
1264
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,080
Blowjobs
1265
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,580
Maybe would have won that extra half
1266
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:21,660
Oh my god
1267
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:23,560
Uh huh
1268
00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:25,020
Yeah
1269
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:25,520
Well
1270
00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:27,240
You can always try harder
1271
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:27,820
But your so sweet
1272
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:28,260
Aww
1273
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:28,900
So sweet
1274
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:30,200
He always picks up
1275
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:30,800
My crown
1276
00:40:31,393 --> 00:40:31,660
Awww
1277
00:40:32,206 --> 00:40:32,340
No
1278
00:40:33,893 --> 00:40:34,160
Well
1279
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:34,520
I guess,
1280
00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:38,600
i can give Ryan a bit of better chance with you right like
1281
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:38,940
I should,
1282
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,700
i should be a little bit sweeter.
1283
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,360
Are you sure? He's really is he
1284
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,140
trying so hard aren't you got flowers
1285
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,460
and beautiful flower yeah
1286
00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:48,940
and
1287
00:40:48,940 --> 00:40:53,340
He did fix your crown and he loves all the G's.
1288
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,620
He doesn't know much about them, but
1289
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:58,960
yeah
1290
00:40:58,960 --> 00:40:59,820
But you try
1291
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:00,600
And we love that
1292
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:00,980
You try
1293
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:01,860
No problem
1294
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,220
She totally agrees
1295
00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:03,760
Yeah
1296
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,120
You are being a good boyfriend
1297
00:41:06,453 --> 00:41:06,720
Yeah
1298
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:07,140
I'm not
1299
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:09,980
Good like pageant boyfriend
1300
00:41:10,313 --> 00:41:10,580
Yeah
1301
00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:11,160
Totally
1302
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:12,200
Like
1303
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:13,340
The best
1304
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,000
Honestly
1305
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:14,420
Like
1306
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:15,940
i couldnt ask for any more better
1307
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:16,500
Truly
1308
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:17,600
We'll just
1309
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,980
you know, get better flowers at some point.
1310
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:20,460
Yeah
1311
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,900
Because you're such a good girlfriend
1312
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,040
Oh honey we have to get here
1313
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:28,880
Are you late?
1314
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:31,020
Yeah well no she's not gonna be lat
1315
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:33,300
No daughter of mine is like
1316
00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:34,480
Here this sweetheart
1317
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,580
What about the dress
1318
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:36,780
You know put this on
1319
00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:37,320
Remember
1320
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,920
Your going show more skin babe
1321
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,720
I think this will work
1322
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,080
Really
1323
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,480
Do u think that its'a good idea
1324
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,680
Well let me fix your make up
1325
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,420
Let see
1326
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:51,280
Oh this shine will be perfect for the judges. They'll see it all the way on stage
1327
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,440
Really? I'm so proud of you
1328
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,040
Thank you
1329
00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:58,520
Honey, put on your panties okay
1330
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,600
It's not being inappropriate
1331
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:02,640
Okay
1332
00:42:03,606 --> 00:42:04,340
There we go
1333
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,340
How do i look
1334
00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:05,800
Yeah
1335
00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:08,100
Think this is perfect
1336
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:11,460
We'l make sure a little shine for the judges to see
1337
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:13,720
On stage and maybe bedazzle your nipples
1338
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,400
That sounds great
1339
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,720
I know, we are a great team.
1340
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:18,880
Mom!
1341
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,500
Love you too sweetie
1342
00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:23,000
Okay let's go
1343
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:23,880
Let get ready
1344
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:24,480
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