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- POTENTIAL PROBLEM.
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THE PREVIOUS OWNER
OF LOT 48,
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NORQUIST PROPERTIES,
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IS CLAIMING
THE GOVERNMENT SCREWED THEM
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BY ILLEGALLY
SEIZING THE LAND.
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- WELL, I KNOW
ABOUT THIS ISSUE.
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I CALLED THE CITY ATTORNEY
LIKE 50 TIMES.
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HE DIDN'T CALL ME BACK.
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- OH, DO YOU NEED A LAWYER?
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BECAUSE MY FRIEND JUSTIN'S
A LAWYER.
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I'M SURE HE COULD HELP.
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- OH, THAT'D BE TERRIFIC.
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- YEAH, I'LL CALL HIM.
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JUSTIN'S THE GREATEST GUY EVER.
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- [chuckling]
THE GREATEST GUY EVER?
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- BUT DOES HE DRESS...
THIS WELL?
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BROOKS BROTHERS.
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BOUGHT IT RIGHT OFF
THE MANNEQUIN.
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- RON SWANSON?
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- THAT'S ME.
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- MY NAME
IS GEORGE MACFAYDEN.
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I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF SNOW
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IN THE PARKS.
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- I'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT
OF VISITORS RECENTLY,
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THANKS TO A STUPID,
WORTHLESS, NEW PUSH
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TO MAKE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS
MORE ACCESSIBLE
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TO THE PUBLIC.
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- THERE IS A DISTURBING
LACK OF BENCHES IN RAMSETT PARK!
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I WANT TO SIT MORE!
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- AND ANOTHER THING I LIKE
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IS THE LAYOUT
OF THE HIKING TRAILS.
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- I MADE THIS IN ONE
OF YOUR POTTERY CLASSES.
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IT'S TERRIBLE!
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- THIS IS MY HELL.
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[triumphant music]
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♪ ♪
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- HEY.
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- HEY!
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- ALL RIGHT, SO TOM,
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HERE'S YOUR CHICKEN
CAESAR SALAD,
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NO DRESSING, NO CHEESE,
NO CROUTONS, NO TASTE.
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- AND NO CARBS.
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- AND FOR YOU, MADAME,
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THE LESLIE KNOPE.
- THANK YOU.
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- I CANNOT BELIEVE THE CAFETERIA
NAMED A SANDWICH AFTER YOU.
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THAT IS SO COOL.
- ISN'T IT?
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SALAMI ON PUMPERNICKEL
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WITH OLIVE JUICE
AND EXTRA ICEBERG.
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IT WAS THE ONLY SANDWICH ON
THE BOARD THAT WASN'T NAMED.
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I JUST WISH I LIKED IT.
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- SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT
THE WHOLE DAVE SITUATION?
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- OH, I REALLY MISS HIM.
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YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING
TO ENJOY THE MEMORIES.
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- AWW, THAT'S A SWEET
PICTURE.
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- I KNOW, ISN'T IT?
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I ASKED THE POLICE DEPARTMENT
IF I COULD HAVE IT,
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AND THEY SAID NO,
SO I STOLE IT.
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- I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SET YOU UP?
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- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT FEELS A LITTLE TOO SOON.
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- I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS THE
BEST WAY TO GET OVER SOMEONE,
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JUST GET BACK ON THAT HORSE.
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- YEAH, MAYBE.
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- I FEEL SORRY FOR LESLIE.
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IT'S REALLY HARD
TO END A RELATIONSHIP
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BECAUSE OF DISTANCE.
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ALTHOUGH THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
WHY I BROKE UP WITH ANDY.
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HE LIVED WAY TOO CLOSE TO ME.
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- WOW, 12:15.
YOU'RE EARLY TODAY.
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- APRIL, THERE'S NO PAPER
IN THE PRINTER.
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- SO?
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- SO THAT'S THE ONE THING
YOU DO.
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- [sighs]
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- ATTENTION.
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APRIL, STOP DOING THAT.
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- JERRY TOLD ME TO,
SO IT'S SUPER CRUCIAL.
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- MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT,
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AND MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING
IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN WORLD
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IS FINDING ME AN ASSISTANT.
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- YOU GET AN ASSISTANT NOW?
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- YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN ABLE TO HAVE ONE,
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BUT I'VE TURNED IT DOWN
CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY.
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IN THE EIGHT YEARS
I'VE BEEN AT THE JOB,
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I'VE SAVED THE TAXPAYERS
OF THIS CITY
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MORE THAN 150 GRAND.
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BUT NOW, I NEED
THE TAXPAYERS' MONEY
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TO SAVE ME
FROM THE TAXPAYERS.
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POST THIS AT YOUR COLLEGE.
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- THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AD
FOR NOTHING.
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- PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH IT.
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IT'S MY ONLY COPY.
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[knock on door]
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- LESLIE.
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ANN'S FRIEND, JUSTIN.
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- OH, HEY, YEAH.
OF COURSE. HI.
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.
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- MY PLEASURE.
NOT A PROBLEM.
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- HAVE A SEAT.
- I SHOULD WARN YOU,
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LAND SEIZURE
ISN'T REALLY MY SPECIALTY,
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BUT I'M GONNA
HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK.
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ANY FRIEND OF ANN'S...
- IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
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THAT'S MY MOTTO TOO.
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- HMM.
[both chuckle]
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- SO, UM, WHAT
IS YOUR SPECIALTY?
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IS IT LOCKING UP
THE BAD GUYS,
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OR KEEPING THEM ON THE STREETS?
- UM, NEITHER.
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IT'S CIVIL LITIGATION, MOSTLY.
- THAT'S INTERESTING.
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- CAN BE...I'VE GOT
THIS CRAZY CASE RIGHT NOW.
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS
PRODUCT, FIRE IN A CAN?
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- OH, I LOVE
THOSE COMMERCIALS!
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♪ IF YOU WANNA START A FIRE ♪
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♪ BUT YOU HAVE
TO DO IT FAST, THEN-- ♪
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- WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BUY IT.
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IT WILL LITERALLY
BURN YOUR HAND CLEAN OFF.
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- OH, WOW.
- MM-HMM.
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IT IS AN AEROSOL CAN
WITH AN IGNITER AND A TRIGGER.
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IT'S ESSENTIALLY A BLOW TORCH.
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AND, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT,
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IT WAS INVENTED TO WARM UP
BABY BOTTLES.
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- THIS IS MY COLLEAGUE,
TOM HAVERFORD.
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- TOM, JUSTIN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
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YOU ARE WEARING THE HELL
OUT OF THAT SUIT, SIR.
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BANANA TWO-BUTTON.
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- OKAY, LET'S GO
INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
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I GOT EVERYTHING LAID OUT.
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- WE SHOULD TALK LATER.
- TOM, STOP.
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- YOU ARE VERY ORGANIZED,
LESLIE.
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- YEAH, I AM.
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THANK YOU.
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- I LOVE WHAT YOU DO.
YOU GOT THE COOLEST JOB.
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LET ME GUESS.
THIS IS OUR PARK.
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I WANT TO KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
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- OH, OKAY.
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WELL, THESE GREEN THINGS
REPRESENT TREES.
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- I COME IN, LIKE,
TWO HOURS LATE
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BECAUSE I HAD TO FINISH
WATCHING SWIMFAN
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BECAUSE IT WAS...ON.
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AND EVERYONE, LIKE,
JUMPED DOWN MY THROAT.
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- OH, MAN.
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- CAN'T WAIT TILL
MY INTERNSHIP IS OVER,
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SO I CAN GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.
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- WELL, YOU'RE ALL SET.
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FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE.
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- HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SELL
YOUR BAND'S CDs HERE?
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- THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.
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I HAVE BEEN
WRITING A LOT OF SONGS
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ABOUT SHINING SHOES LATELY.
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I TEND TO WRITE ABOUT
WHAT I'M DOING.
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♪ TALKIN' 'BOUT ♪
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♪ WRITIN' ABOUT
WHAT I'M DOIN' ♪
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♪ NOW I'M SINGIN' ABOUT
TALKIN' ABOUT ♪
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♪ WRITIN' ABOUT
WHAT I'M DOIN' ♪
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- OF COURSE I'M GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK
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AT THESE THINGS,
BUT MY GUT'S TELLING ME
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THIS IS NOT GONNA BE
A BIG DEAL.
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YOU KNOW, COMPANIES MAKE BOGUS
CLAIMS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
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I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
BE JUST FINE.
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- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BUSY.
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- PLEASE, IT'S MY PLEASURE.
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LEAST THIS STUFF
IS INTERESTING, YOU KNOW.
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YOU KNOW,
IT ACTUALLY REMINDS ME--
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TWO YEARS AGO I WAS IN BORNEO,
OFFICIATING A WEDDING,
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AND THIS ENORMOUS
MEDICINE MAN SHOWED UP,
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AND HE WAS THERE
TO BASICALLY TELL--
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- JUSTIN!
- HEY, KIDDO.
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- HEY.
- HOW YOU DOIN'?
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- I'M GOOD.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER.
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- I KNOW, SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
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- YOU TOO.
DO YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME DINNER?
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- UH, I WOULD LOVE TO.
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I CANNOT.
I AM SWAMPED.
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- YOU'RE ALWAYS SO BUSY.
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- YEAH.
NEXT WEEK, I PROMISE.
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- OKAY.
- HEY, I'M MARK.
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- OH! SORRY.
JUSTIN, THIS IS MARK.
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THIS IS THE CITY PLANNER.
- OH, MY GOD.
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IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
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- UH, PLEASURE.
- PLEASURE.
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ANYWAY, LESLIE,
I HAVE TO GO.
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IT HAS BEEN A SUPER PLEASURE
MEETING YOU.
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I AM GONNA GET INTO THIS
OVER THE WEEKEND,
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AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU
ON MONDAY ABOUT IT.
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- OKAY, GREAT.
- ALL RIGHT.
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- SEE YOU, JUSTIN.
- HEY, TOM, GOOD SEEING YOU.
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- I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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IT HAS BEEN A WHILE
SINCE DAVE LEFT.
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AND I THINK I MIGHT BE READY
TO START DATING AGAIN.
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- THAT'S GREAT!
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- YOU KNOW, I WAS ONLY WITH MARK
FOR ONE NIGHT,
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AND THEN I WAS HUNG UP ON HIM
FOR SIX YEARS.
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I DATED DAVE
FOR THREE MONTHS.
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SO IF I CONTINUE
THAT PATTERN,
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I WON'T BE OVER HIM
FOR...
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500 YEARS.
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- WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL MAN?
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- HE HAS THE BRAINS
OF GEORGE CLOONEY
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IN THE BODY OF JOE BIDEN.
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- INTERESTING.
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THAT'S A HIGH, WEIRD BAR.
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OKAY, JUST OFF THE BAT,
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THERE IS A COUPLE OF DOCTORS
I THINK YOU WOULD LOVE.
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- ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING,
WHAT ABOUT JUSTIN?
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MEAN, I FEEL LIKE WE
KIND OF HIT IT OFF IN THERE.
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- NO, I DON'T--
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I JUST DON'T KNOW IF THAT
WOULD BE THE RIGHT--
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- NO?
- NO.
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- WHY, IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH HIM?
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- NO, NO, HE'S GREAT.
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HE'S REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY GREAT.
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AND YOU'RE SO GREAT,
OBVIOUSLY.
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I JUST--
I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S HARD--I CAN'T--
I CAN'T--
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- WHAT IS IT THOUGH?
- I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S JUST I DON'T THINK
IT WOULD BE--
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- I THINK IT WOULD.
NO?
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- NO, I REALLY DON'T.
I'M SORRY, I DON'T--
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- DON'T BE SORRY.
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I MEAN, IF YOU THINK
IT WASN'T GONNA WORK OR--
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- BUT I WILL FIND YOU SOMEONE.
I PROMISE.
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AND HE'LL BE AWESOME.
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I'M GONNA
DO IT RIGHT NOW.
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- GOOD, GREAT. YES!
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GO, ANN, GO!
OH, JUST ONE RULE.
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I DON'T WANT TO DATE
A TWIN.
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'CAUSE I'VE BEEN TRICKED
BEFORE.
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- OKAY.
227
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,415
- YES, I UNDERSTAND
YOUR COMPLAINT.
228
00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:05,217
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
229
00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:07,552
PLEASE. THANK YOU.
230
00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,588
- RON SOLO.
- HELLO, TOM.
231
00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,623
[phone rings]
232
00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:14,793
[ringing stops]
233
00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:18,497
- OKAY.
234
00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,465
I WANT TO HELP YOU WITH
YOUR ASSISTANT SEARCH.
235
00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:21,733
- WHY?
236
00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:22,901
- 'CAUSE I WAN TO DO
MY BOY RON A SOLID.
237
00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,269
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,
238
00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,938
AND I WILL FIND YOU
A RELIABLE PERSON.
239
00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,273
- OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD.
240
00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,475
[cell phone rings]
241
00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,347
[ringing stops]
242
00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,554
- HOW DO YOU KNOW
THAT WAS A MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC
243
00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,089
AND NOT JUST A FRIEND?
244
00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:47,826
- MY FRIENDS KNOW THAT I HAVE
A STRICT NO-CALL POLICY.
245
00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:51,496
NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND FIND ME AN ASSISTANT.
246
00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,697
- I LEFT YOU THREE MESSAGES.
DID YOU GET THEM?
247
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,832
- NO, I'VE BEEN
RUNNING AROUND ALL DAY.
248
00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,100
WHAT'S UP?
249
00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,935
- I FOUND THE PERFECT GUY
TO SET YOU UP WITH.
250
00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,970
BUT HE'S GOING OUT OF TOWN,
SO HE CAN ONLY DO TONIGHT.
251
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,439
SO I CAME OVER HERE
RIGHT AFTER WORK.
252
00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:02,974
- IS THAT HIS BLOOD?
- WHAT?
253
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:05,110
OH, DAMN.
NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK.
254
00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,912
- WHO IS HE?
- HIS NAME IS CHRIS,
255
00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,580
AND HE'S AN MRI TECHNICIAN.
256
00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,448
AND HE'S REALLY CUTE AND HE'S
VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT HIS JOB.
257
00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,918
AND I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT YOU
AND HE'S REALLY INTERESTED.
258
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,854
SO DINNER TONIGHT,
AND HERE'S THE INFO.
259
00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,956
- THANKS.
WAIT!
260
00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,291
HOW IS HE GONNA KNOW
IT'S ME?
261
00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:21,226
I'LL WEAR A RED ROSE
IN MY HAIR.
262
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,761
NO, I'LL WEAR
A GIANT, RED HAT.
263
00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,195
NO, I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE.
WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?
264
00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,430
IT'S GOTTA BE RED.
265
00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,198
- I WILL JUST TELL HIM
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
266
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,300
- GOOD CALL.
267
00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:29,367
[light piano music]
268
00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,735
- HI, I'M LESLIE.
269
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,103
ARE YOU CHRIS?
- YEAH.
270
00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,873
- SORRY I'M LATE.
- OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
271
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,409
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU.
272
00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,443
- OH, HERE, LET ME
TAKE YOUR COAT.
273
00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,278
- OH, THANKS.
- SURE.
274
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,948
- [whispering]
WELL DONE, ANN.
275
00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,649
- I ACTUALLY HEARD THAT.
- WHAT?
276
00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:49,454
- WELL, I WENT TO WISCONSIN
FOR BOTH UNDERGRAD
277
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,722
AND GRAD SCHOOL.
278
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,425
GO, BADGERS.
- BOO. INDIANA HOOSIERS.
279
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,460
- NO, BADGERS.
280
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,528
- OH.
281
00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,229
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
282
00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:01,499
I'M JUST GLAD
THAT WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
283
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,201
- ANN KEPT GOING ON
ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE,
284
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,604
AND I JUST HAD TO SEE
FOR MYSELF.
285
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,238
- WELL, SHE'S MY NUMBER ONE
BEST FRIEND.
286
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,673
- KIND OF WISH SHE'D TOLD ME
THAT YOU WENT TO INDIANA,
287
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,275
BUT WHATEVER.
288
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,310
SO YOU'RE IN CHARGE
OF AMUSEMENT PARKS, RIGHT?
289
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,712
GOD, THAT'S EXCITING.
290
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,780
- ACTUALLY,
IT'S REGULAR PARKS.
291
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,482
LIKE SWINGS AND SLIDES
AND STUFF.
292
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,984
- STRIKE TWO.
293
00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,320
- YOU KNOW, ISN'T IT FUNNY
294
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,656
HOW THESE SETUPS
ARE ALWAYS JUST SO AWKWARD?
295
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,491
- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
296
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,393
- UH...
297
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,528
I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW.
298
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,231
THEY'RE NOT.
FORGET IT.
299
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,700
- GOD, WAY TO GO, CHRIS.
300
00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:38,069
DID I JUST MAKE IT AWKWARD?
301
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,372
- NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
302
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,676
WELL, YEAH,
YOU KINDA DID.
303
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,411
- [chuckles]
304
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,313
- LET'S JUST START
FROM THE BEGINNING, I GUESS.
305
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,814
- HEY, WATCH THIS.
306
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,350
I WILL NOW EXTINGUISH
THIS CANDLE
307
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,585
WITH MY BARE HANDS.
308
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,453
- OKAY.
309
00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:59,491
- GAH, [bleep]!
UHH!
310
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,493
THAT REALLY HURTS.
- ARE YOU OKAY?
311
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,195
- OH, GOD, IT LOOKED SO MUCH
EASIER ON THE INTERNET.
312
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,264
GOD, I GOTTA BORROW
SOME OF YOUR ICE.
313
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,199
[exhales]
314
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,673
OH, NO, THANKS,
I'M NOT THIRSTY.
315
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,143
- WHAT, THE GERMAN?
316
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,679
[laughing]
OH, MY GOD.
317
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,014
ALL RIGHT, LATER.
318
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:24,949
- WHO WAS THAT, JUSTIN?
319
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,584
- YEAH. WE'RE HAVING LUNCH
TOMORROW.
320
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:29,087
- OH, GET OUT.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM?
321
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,922
- OH, FOREVER.
322
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,490
HE PRACTICALLY
SAVED MY LIFE.
323
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,893
HE WAS, LIKE, THE ONLY COOL
DUDE AT MY HIGH SCHOOL.
324
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,361
- AWESOME.
325
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,996
DID YOU GUYS EVER DATE?
326
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,497
- NO, WE NEVER DID.
327
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,066
HE'S JUST LIKE...
328
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,967
A REALLY AMAZING PERSON.
329
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,638
LET'S DO THIS!
MARLEY & ME.
330
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,239
PUPPIES! PUPPIES, PUPPIES.
331
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,474
- [laughing] I KNOW.
332
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,944
LET'S...WATCH
MARLEY & ME.
333
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,314
- BRIAN.
334
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:00,752
TECHNICALLY,
YOU'D BE ASSISTING RON.
335
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,521
BUT RON REALLY DOESN'T
DO MUCH GOVERNMENT WORK,
336
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,957
SO YOU'D REALLY BE
WORKING FOR ME.
337
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,359
I SEE YOUR RESUME HERE.
EDUCATION, EXCELLENT.
338
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,994
AWESOME PROFESSIONAL
EXPERIENCE,
339
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,896
BUT I DON'T CARE.
340
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:16,668
I'M INTERESTED
IN REAL WORLD EXPERTISE.
341
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,537
I GOT A NIGHTCLUB OPENING
TO GO TO.
342
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,439
WHICH TIE DO I WEAR?
343
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,874
- I LIKE THE ONE
ON THE LEFT.
344
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,210
- THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION.
345
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,045
THE ANSWER IS THIS ONE.
346
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,313
- DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT ONE EXISTED.
347
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,082
- I HAD HIGH HOPES WHEN I SAW
YOUR PLUM V-NECK.
348
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,884
BUT THOSE HOPES
HAVE BEEN DASHED.
349
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,519
YOU CAN LEAVE.
350
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,222
- DID YOU EVER SEE
THAT MOVIE, THE MATRIX?
351
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,022
- YEAH.
352
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,991
- 99% REAL.
353
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,626
- SO DO YOU ENJOY IT,
354
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,361
BEING AN MRI TECHNICIAN?
355
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,829
- GREAT QUESTION.
356
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,765
SOMEONE STEPS INTO THE ROOM.
357
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,801
IMAGINE A MOTHER OF THREE.
MAYBE SHE'S A TEACHER.
358
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,837
SHE KNOWS SOMETHING'S WRONG,
BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
359
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,439
SHE'S SCARED.
360
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,041
IN LESS THAN AN HOUR,
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
361
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,042
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
362
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,377
- I DON'T KNOW.
363
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,514
BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING
AN MRI TECHNICIAN IS...
364
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:05,016
I CAN SEE INSIDE EVERYTHING.
365
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,651
SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?
366
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:10,021
IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO LOOK
INSIDE HIS HEAD.
367
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,456
- WOW.
- I KNOW.
368
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,425
I MEAN, YOU COULD JUST
LOOK INSIDE THE STEAK
369
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,194
OR YOU COULD LOOK INSIDE
THIS BUTTER
370
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,029
OR THESE POTATOES
OR THIS CANDLE
371
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,798
OR THIS BEER
OR THIS FLOWER
372
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,266
OR THIS BREAD.
373
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,701
YOU CAN LOOK INSIDE ANYTHING.
374
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,203
- WELL, IF YOU LOOK
INSIDE THIS BREAD,
375
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,571
ALL YOU'RE GONNA FIND
IS MORE BREAD.
376
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,807
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'D HAVE TO DO AN MRI.
377
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,208
- LOOK.
378
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,211
THERE'S JUST BREAD IN THERE.
379
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,113
- YEAH, BUT WHAT'S INSIDE
THAT BREAD?
380
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,347
COULD BE CHEESE.
381
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,384
- ANYWAY, IT'S GOOD
THAT YOU FOUND YOUR CALLING.
382
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,187
I MEAN, I'VE NEVER EVEN
HAD AN MRI BEFORE.
383
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,122
[sets down fork]
- WHAT?
384
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,293
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
385
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,095
- WELL, I'M OFFERING YOU
A FREE SCAN.
386
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:53,231
USUALLY COSTS UP TO $2,000.
387
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,033
I'M KIND OF
SPOILING YOU HERE.
388
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:58,169
- WELL, I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS.
389
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,671
- GOOD.
390
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,039
'CAUSE, FRANKLY, I DON'T
WANT TO INVEST IN SOMEONE
391
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,340
WHO ONLY HAS
THREE MONTHS TO LIVE.
392
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,108
- [laughs]
393
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,811
OH.
394
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,079
- I'M TREATING THIS
AS AN ADVENTURE.
395
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,315
WHO KNOWS, MAYBE SOMEDAY
WE'LL TELL OUR GRANDKIDS
396
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,317
ABOUT HOW WEIRD
OR FIRST DATE WAS
397
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,620
AND HOW CREEPY
THEIR GRANDFATHER WAS.
398
00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,289
- TRY NOT TO SMILE TOO MUCH.
399
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,225
IT'LL AFFECT
THE DIAGNOSIS.
400
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:23,061
- WELL, HOPEFULLY THERE'LL
BE NOTHING TO DIAGNOSE.
401
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,397
- SOMETIMES SMILING
IS READ AS AIDS.
402
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,067
OH, YOU'RE NOT
ON YOUR PERIOD, ARE YOU?
403
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,102
- NO. DOES THAT MATTER?
404
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,670
- WELL, NOT FOR THIS.
405
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:36,241
OKAY, IT'S GONNA BE
A LITTLE CRAMMED IN THERE.
406
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,009
DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE RIGHT
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT GLASS.
407
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,178
[machine whirring]
408
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,315
- SCENARIO:
I MEET A GIRL AT A BAR.
409
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,251
SHE SEEMS KIND OF INTO ME.
COULD GO EITHER WAY.
410
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,552
I GET HER NUMBER.
IT'S TWO DAYS LATER.
411
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,586
WHAT DO I TEXT HER?
412
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,488
- IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU?
413
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,789
- NO, ZACK!
414
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,157
I DON'T TEXT HER,
"IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU."
415
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,292
I WAIT EIGHT WEEKS,
416
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,061
AND I TEXT HER,
"WHAT'S CRACKIN'?"
417
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,630
- YOUR RESUME'S
VERY IMPRESSIVE,
418
00:14:58,632 --> 00:14:59,964
BUT TELL ME ABOUT YOU.
419
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,466
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS.
420
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,168
BE AS SUPERFICIAL
AS POSSIBLE.
421
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,004
JUST YOUR BASIC
ASSISTANT STUFF.
422
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,605
TAKING MESSAGES,
WAKEUP CALLS.
423
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,841
BOTTLE SERVICE
TO THE SNAKEHOLE LOUNGE.
424
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,109
CONDOM RUNS.
425
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,845
COVERING FOR ME IN ANY
LEGALLY-DICEY SITUATIONS.
426
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:14,946
- I'M SORRY, WHAT DO I GET
OUT OF THIS?
427
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,181
- CONNECTIONS.
PLUS 19 GRAND A YEAR.
428
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,984
MINUS MY 10%
HEADHUNTER'S FEE.
429
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,986
- I HAVE TO PAY YOU TWO GRAND
IF I GET HIRED?
430
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,288
- I HAVE A JOB TO OFFER.
431
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,823
IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS
OF ROB BLAGOJEVICH,
432
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,492
IT'S A [bleep]
VALUABLE THING.
433
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,227
YOU JUST DON'T GIVE IT AWAY
FOR NOTHING.
434
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,728
- ALL RIGHT, LESLIE,
YOU'RE GONNA START
435
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,965
HEARING SOME LOUD NOISES
AND SEE SOME FLASHING LIGHTS.
436
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,934
- OKAY.
437
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,502
- SO YOU NEVER TOLD ME
WHERE YOU'RE FROM.
438
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,538
- I'M FROM PAWNEE.
- KEEP STILL, PLEASE.
439
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,639
AND YOU SAID THAT YOUR MOM
WORKS IN GOVERNMENT TOO,
440
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,707
IS THAT RIGHT?
441
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:43,708
- YES, SHE DOES.
442
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,077
- YOU GOTTA KEEP STILL.
NO TALKING, LESLIE.
443
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,579
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC
DO YOU LIKE?
444
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,848
- CAN I ANSWER THAT?
445
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,183
- SURE. KEEP STILL.
446
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,885
- ALL KINDS.
447
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,219
- IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
448
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,188
THAT YOU KEEP STILL
AT THIS MOMENT, LESLIE.
449
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,190
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT
1,000 TIMES.
450
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,825
- [grunts]
451
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,428
- DID YOU EVER
BREAK YOUR ARM?
452
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,296
YOU CAN ANSWER THAT.
HERE, I'LL TURN IT OFF.
453
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,564
- ONE TIME, I WAS ON MY BIKE,
454
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,366
AND SOME BOYS
WERE MAKING FUN OF ME.
455
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,401
SO I CHASED THEM
AND I LOST CONTROL.
456
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,704
I'M SURPRISED
YOU CAN SEE THAT.
457
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:14,005
IT WAS LIKE
THREE YEARS AGO.
458
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,109
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I TURNED
THE MACHINE OFF FOR THAT.
459
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,445
YOU NEVER HAD ANY KIDS,
RIGHT, LESLIE?
460
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,579
- NO.
461
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,715
YOU'VE GOT A GREAT OVEN.
462
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,016
- OKAY...TIME TO GO.
463
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,751
- YOU'VE GOT AMPLE ROOM
IN THERE.
464
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,853
HONESTLY, IF YOU WANTED TO,
465
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,723
YOU COULD GO TRIPLETS
RIGHT OFF THE BAT, LESLIE.
466
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:35,026
YOU GOT A BIG,
INDUSTRIAL-SIZED OVEN.
467
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,627
- SO WE'RE DONE, RIGHT?
468
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,596
[phone ringing]
469
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,066
- HEY, HOW'S THE DATE GOING?
470
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,202
- GOOD.
WE JUST FINISHED THE MRI.
471
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,238
- LOOK, I KNOW I SAID THAT
I WANTED TO GET BACK OUT THERE,
472
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,373
BUT THIS GUY IS NUTS.
473
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,607
I DON'T MEAN
TO OFFEND YOU.
474
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,842
YOU KNOW, I KNOW
HE'S YOUR FRIEND.
475
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,710
- NO, I'M NOT OFFENDED
AT ALL.
476
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,278
I DON'T KNOW HIM THAT WELL.
477
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,247
- WHY WOULD YOU THINK
HE'D BE PERFECT FOR ME THEN?
478
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,849
- WELL, HE SEEMED GREAT.
479
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,317
I'M SORRY, LES.
480
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,386
I'LL FIND YOU
SOMEBODY ELSE, OKAY?
481
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,788
JUST DON'T LET THIS
SOUR YOU ON DATING.
482
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,823
LIKE, WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IS REALLY HEALTHY.
483
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,158
SO KEEP THE FAITH, OKAY?
484
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,793
- YEAH, OKAY.
485
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,095
- HEY, NO CELL PHONES!
486
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,234
DON'T TOUCH THAT.
- SORRY.
487
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,802
- JUST TAKE YOUR HANDS
OFF IT.
488
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,138
[phone beeps off]
- WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
489
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,806
- I SET LESLIE UP ON A DATE.
490
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,608
I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING THAT WELL.
491
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,877
- OH, NO.
WITH, UH, WITH JUSTIN?
492
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,312
- OH, NO, THIS GUY
I KNOW FROM THE HOSPITAL.
493
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,348
- WHY WOULDN'T YOU SET HER UP
WITH JUSTIN?
494
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,983
- I DON'T REALLY
SEE THEM TOGETHER.
495
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,251
YOU KNOW?
496
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,819
PLUS, LESLIE JUST GOT
OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP,
497
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,088
SO I DIDN'T WANT JUSTIN
TO BE LIKE HER REBOUND GUY
498
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,223
OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?
499
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,725
- YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
500
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,828
LESLIE IS A NOTORIOUSLY CRUEL
AND THOUGHTLESS PERSON.
501
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,430
- WHY ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT THIS?
502
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,664
- WE'RE NOT.
503
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,865
[dog barks on TV]
504
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,033
- WHAT DO YOU SEE?
505
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,835
- WELL, IT ACTUALLY
ALL LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
506
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,870
YOU'VE GOT A LARGE BRAIN.
507
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,105
- THANK YOU.
508
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,040
- YEAH.
NO, IT LOOKS PRETTY...
509
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,642
HANG ON.
510
00:17:58,377 --> 00:17:59,844
THAT'S WEIRD.
511
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,046
- WHAT? WHAT'S WEIRD?
- YOUR BRAIN.
512
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,182
YOU SEE THAT SHADOW
RIGHT THERE?
513
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,450
- WHAT--IS THAT BAD?
514
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,684
- I DON'T KNOW,
I'D HAVE A DOCTOR
515
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,719
LOOK AT THAT IMMEDIATELY,
IF I WERE YOU.
516
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,455
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
517
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,856
- OH, WAIT.
518
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,460
OH.
519
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,628
IT WAS LIKE A SMUDGE
OR SOMETHING.
520
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,531
WE ALMOST WHEELED YOU
OUT OF HERE IN A CHAIR.
521
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,599
[chuckles]
522
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,034
- SHOULD WE GO?
523
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,769
- YEAH, WE SHOULD GO.
524
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,039
IMAGINE IF YOU HAD TO SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
525
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:31,442
SIPPING A STEAK
THROUGH A STRAW.
526
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,244
THAT ALMOST HAPPENED TO YOU.
527
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,246
YOU WERE A SMUDGE AWAY.
528
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,716
THANK GOD I WAS HERE.
529
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:43,020
LOOKS LIKE WE MAKE
A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.
530
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,589
- I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S
JUST SOMETHING WEIRD
531
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,190
ABOUT THE WAY
YOU TALK ABOUT HIM.
532
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,992
- I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN,
THERE WAS DEFINITELY TIMES
533
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,995
WHEN WE THOUGHT MAYBE
WE WOULD GO OUT SOMEDAY BUT--
534
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,530
- THAT'S WHY YOU
DIDN'T SET LESLIE UP,
535
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,631
BECAUSE YOU'RE SAVING HIM.
536
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,632
- NO, I'M NOT.
537
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,267
- OH, YEAH, YOU ARE.
538
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,503
- OKAY, FINE, YOU DON'T
HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE
539
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,404
THAT YOU THINK,
"I DON'T KNOW,
540
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:03,241
MAYBE IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT,
MAYBE SOMEDAY--"
541
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,442
- SO IF I'M LATE
FOR DINNER ONE NIGHT,
542
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,177
YOU'RE GONNA DUMP ME
FOR DUSTIN?
543
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,813
- NO, NO, JUSTIN.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
544
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,581
BUT IF WE BREAK UP
545
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,618
OR YOU DIE TRAGICALLY
546
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,120
IN A CITY PLANNING ACCIDENT,
547
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,522
AND I WAIT A RESPECTFUL
ABOUT OF TIME,
548
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,656
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE.
549
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,790
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
550
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,025
YOU CAN'T SAVE
SOMEBODY FOR THE FUTURE
551
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,527
WHILE YOU'RE
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
552
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,761
EVEN I KNOW THAT.
553
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,396
- SO DID YOU WANT TO GO
BACK TO YOUR PLACE OR--
554
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,832
- YEAH, ACTUALLY, CHRIS,
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU,
555
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,034
BUT I THINK THIS IS GONNA
BE OUR LAST DATE.
556
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,736
- I GET IT.
557
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,172
YOU GET YOUR MRI
AND GET OUT, HUH?
558
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,406
- THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.
559
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,841
- CLEVER LADY.
560
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,410
GUESS I'M NOT AS GOOD A TECH
AS I THOUGHT I WAS.
561
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,379
SHOULD HAVE NOTICED
THAT YOU'RE MISSING A HEART.
562
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,747
- EW.
563
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,582
- GOOD-BYE, LESLIE.
564
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,388
- RIGHT.
565
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,656
I DROVE US HERE.
566
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:52,924
GOODY.
567
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:54,592
- DO YOU MIND IF WE PICK UP
MY SON NATE
568
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,794
AT HIS BASKETBALL GAME
ON THE WAY BACK?
569
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,536
- SO HOW WAS THE BIG DATE?
570
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,004
- WELL, THE GOOD NEWS
IS I DON'T HAVE CANCER.
571
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,975
THE BAD NEWS IS I GOT
AN MRI BILL FOR $2,000.
572
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,810
- OH, WELL, THAT SOUNDS HOT.
573
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,145
- I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THE HELL ANN
574
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,313
THOUGHT WE WOULD BE
A GOOD FIT.
575
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,614
- OH, YOU SLEPT TOGETHER?
576
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,183
- WHAT?
NOT SEXUALLY.
577
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,752
GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU,
TOM?
578
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,855
- THIS A BAD TIME?
- NO, COME ON IN.
579
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,857
- JUSTIN!
- WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?
580
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,727
- SHOULD WE?
- YEAH, LET'S DO.
581
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,295
- SEE YOU, DUDE.
- SEE YOU AROUND, BROTHER.
582
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,930
- DOPE PEA COAT.
583
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,969
I HAVE THE SAME ONE
IN AN EXTRA SMALL.
584
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,941
- ANDY, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
585
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,443
- WELL, WELL, WELL,
586
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,112
LOOK WHO'S BOTHERING WHO NOW?
587
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,815
SEEMS LIKE THE SHOE
IS ON THE OTHER FOOT.
588
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:54,285
AND THE GUY WHO POLISHES SHOES
IS NOW ME.
589
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,157
WHAT UP?
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
590
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,592
- WHEN YOU WERE DATING ANN,
591
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,327
DID YOU KNOW
THIS GUY JUSTIN?
592
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,662
- UCK! JUSTIN?
593
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:05,963
I HATE JUSTIN.
594
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,099
ANN WAS SO OBVIOUSLY INTO HIM.
IT WAS SO ANNOYING.
595
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,467
- RIGHT.
596
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,102
- I WOULD SAY, IN TERMS OF GUYS
THAT SHE'S IN LOVE WITH,
597
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,203
JUSTIN'S UP HERE.
598
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,372
- I'M UP HERE,
599
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,906
AND THEN
YOU'RE DOWN HERE.
600
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,542
- WELL, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE THAT I WASN'T CRAZY.
601
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:22,213
SO NATURALLY,
I CAME TO YOU FOR REASSURANCE.
602
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,414
DO ME A FAVOR--
603
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,683
DON'T TELL ANN
THAT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
604
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,184
- WILL DO.
605
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,286
ANN PERKINS,
606
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,788
YOU SHOULD BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
607
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,523
WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MARK
IS NOT COOL.
608
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,425
- WHY ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING TO EACH OTHER?
609
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,626
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET IT.
610
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,061
I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS
WITH YOU.
611
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,429
- YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG?
- NO!
612
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,731
- YEAH.
- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!
613
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,567
COME HERE.
THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
614
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:44,802
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
615
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,971
- ACTUALLY, I DO
KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
616
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,373
EVERY TIME I USED
TO SIT AROUND ALL AFTERNOON
617
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,442
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES,
WEARING ONLY MY SLIPPERS,
618
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:54,178
ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WOULD START
TO FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF.
619
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,946
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?
620
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,415
- DIDN'T YOU
JUST EXPLAIN WHY?
621
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,417
- I WOULD FEEL BAD
ABOUT MYSELF
622
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,019
BECAUSE I WOULD START TO THINK
ABOUT THIS PERFECT GUY.
623
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,088
ANY TIME YOU WOULD
TALK ABOUT JUSTIN,
624
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,457
I DIDN'T FEEL
VERY IMPORTANT.
625
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,992
THAT WAS ROUGH.
626
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,860
- WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
627
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,829
- MAYBE IF YOU HAD,
I WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT.
628
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:15,232
BUT YOU DO KNOW NOW,
SO YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE.
629
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,767
IT'S EITHER ME OR JUSTIN.
630
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,235
- I'M NOT GONNA CHOOSE.
631
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:19,637
WAIT, I'M DATING MARK!
632
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:20,671
- ARE YOU, THOUGH?
- YES!
633
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,440
- AH! THAT CLOSE.
634
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,041
- WOW, THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
635
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,444
"CEASE AND DESIST;
BURDEN OF PROOF"?
636
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,446
VERY FORCEFUL LANGUAGE.
637
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,447
I'M A LITTLE SCARED.
638
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,614
- CHECK OUT PARAGRAPH TWO,
639
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,949
WHERE I DROPPED THE F-BOMB.
640
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,051
- "FRIVOLOUS."
641
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,920
EXCELLENT.
642
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,589
- DEFINITELY HAVE
THE CITY ATTORNEY LOOK AT THAT.
643
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,624
BUT THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH
TO DO THE TRICK.
644
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:43,160
- WELL, JUSTIN, I JUST--
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
645
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,161
- IT'S MY PLEASURE.
646
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,963
MAYBE I WILL SEE YOU
AROUND SOMETIME.
647
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,365
- YEAH, I...
648
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,033
I WOULD LI--WOULD LO--
MM-HMM.
649
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,835
- I'LL SEE YOU.
- OKAY.
650
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,203
- BYE.
- BYE!
651
00:22:56,274 --> 00:22:59,810
- DAMN, HE IS ALL RIGHT.
652
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,712
WHY DON'T YOU HIT THAT?
653
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,049
- WELL, FRANKLY, I WOULD
LIKE TO HIT THAT.
654
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:08,386
BUT ANN'S BEING A LITTLE
WEIRD ABOUT IT.
655
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:11,188
MAYBE SHE'S GOT HIM
ON HOLD.
656
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,556
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
657
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,025
- RONALD, I'VE DONE IT.
658
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,495
I FOUND YOUR ASSISTANT,
AND HE'S DOPE.
659
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:20,064
HIS NAME IS JEAN-RALPHIO.
660
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,098
JEAN-RALPHIO!
661
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,767
- BIG "T."
662
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,502
MR. SWANSON, TWO THINGS.
663
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:27,772
ONE, IT IS AN ABSOLUTE HONOR
TO MEET YOU.
664
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,974
TWO, WHO IS THAT HOT
INTERN CHICK OUT THERE?
665
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:33,677
BECAUSE, HONESTLY, DAAAAMN!
666
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,546
[both laughing]
- UH, TAKE A SEAT.
667
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:36,981
- RIGHT HERE.
- HERE WE GO.
668
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,883
- SO, JEAN-RALPHIO...
669
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,017
- YOU GOT HIM RIGHT HERE.
670
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,485
LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE BEEP.
671
00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:43,854
- WHY DO I WANT YOU
AS MY ASSISTANT?
672
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:46,524
- FOR STARTERS,
ACCESS TO THE ILLEST CLUBS.
673
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:47,825
AND THAT'S JUST FOR STARTERS.
674
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:50,161
I WILL WORK FOR YOU.
I WILL BE ON YOU, 24/7.
675
00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:51,395
I'LL BE LIKE YOUR FAMILY.
676
00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:52,930
I'M HERE WHEN YOU GET HERE
IN THE MORNING.
677
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,565
SURE ENOUGH, I'LL BE THERE
TUCKING YOU INTO BED AT NIGHT.
678
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,500
DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOT GAY.
DO WE HAVE QUESTIONS?
679
00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:00,504
- I THINK OUR ONLY QUESTION
IS WHEN CAN YOU START?
680
00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:01,939
- RIGHT NOW.
LET'S DO IT.
681
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,241
- THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.
682
00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:05,609
WE WILL TALK.
683
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,478
- COOL.
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS.
684
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,413
HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HIT ME UP
ON FACEBOOK ANY TIME,
685
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:10,581
DAY OR NIGHT--
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
686
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,683
- TAKE CARE, BUDDY.
- BOOM.
687
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,852
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF YOUR NEW ASSISTANT?
688
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:17,888
- I WANNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
SO BAD RIGHT NOW.
689
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,557
- WHAT?
690
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,192
OKAY.
691
00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,060
MESSAGE RECEIVED.
I'LL KEEP LOOKING.
692
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,195
- THANK YOU.
693
00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:26,163
BRING ME THE OPPOSITE OF HIM.
694
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:27,264
[rock music playing]
695
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,732
- TELL ME WHAT ANN DID WRONG,
PLEASE.
696
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:29,934
I NEED TO KNOW.
697
00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:32,236
- NOTHING.
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
698
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,838
- WHAT KIND OF MUSIC IS THIS?
699
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,073
- IT'S ROCK AND ROLL,
MY FRIEND.
700
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,075
THE KIND THAT STICKS
IN YOUR BRAIN.
701
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,377
LOUD, FAST, SMOOTH,
702
00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:41,612
HANDSOME ROCK.
703
00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,481
- THAT BAND IS REALLY
BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW.
704
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:45,349
THEY'RE NUMBER ONE
ON iTUNES.
705
00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:47,818
- OKAY, I'LL TAKE ONE.
706
00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,959
- YOU ARE AMAZING.
707
00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,461
I LIKE WHEN YOU
HANG OUT HERE.
708
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,232
- I WANT TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT.
709
00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:02,299
- REALLY?
710
00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,034
YOU HATE IT HERE.
711
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:05,970
- SO DO YOU.
712
00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:08,072
I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO TO ANY MEETINGS.
713
00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,940
IF ANYONE COMES TO SEE YOU,
714
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:10,975
I'LL SCARE THEM AWAY.
715
00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:12,309
- WAIT, APRIL.
716
00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:14,078
IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN THESE TWO TIES...
717
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:17,147
- YOU'RE HIRED.
718
00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:19,283
- I JUST FIGURED
719
00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:22,052
I MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID
FOR BEING HERE.
720
00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:25,990
- HI.
- HEY, I WAS JUST CALLING YOU.
721
00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:28,092
- HERE.
722
00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:31,762
- THIS IS A PRESCRIPTION
FOR DENISE DOGAN.
723
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,931
- OH, MY GOD,
I'M SORRY.
724
00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:36,467
I'M SO OUT OF SORTS.
725
00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:38,102
HERE.
726
00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:39,570
- PORTER'S GRILL AT 7:00.
727
00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:40,771
- JUSTIN'S GONNA
MEET YOU THERE.
728
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,274
I'M SORRY CHRIS
WAS SUCH A JERK.
729
00:25:43,276 --> 00:25:44,842
YOU DESERVE
WAY BETTER THAN THAT.
730
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,977
- IF THIS SITUATION IS WEIRD,
OR IF YOU FEEL WEIRD--
731
00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:48,245
- IT'S NOT WEIRD.
732
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,747
YOU GUYS WILL REALLY
LIKE EACH OTHER.
733
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,348
- THANKS.
- I GOTTA RUN.
734
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,850
I HAVE ANOTHER STOP
ON THE PRIDE-SWALLOWING TOUR
735
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:53,951
OF CITY HALL.
736
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:55,085
- GO GET 'EM.
737
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,787
- THAT'S WHERE
I NEVER FIND THINGS.
738
00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:57,988
- HEY.
739
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,323
- HI, ANN.
740
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:02,993
- SO I JUST SET UP JUSTIN
AND LESLIE.
741
00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:04,929
AND I'M SORRY.
742
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,965
I RENTED DISTRICT 9
743
00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:11,268
IF YOU MAYBE WANTED TO SPOIL
THAT FOR ME TONIGHT.
744
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,472
- [whispering]
745
00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:16,540
- OH, MY GOD!
746
00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:18,075
- DARK ENDING, RIGHT.
747
00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:22,580
- I'M BACK ON THE HORSE.
748
00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,949
AND THIS HORSE IS A LAWYER,
749
00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:27,251
SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO RIDING HIM.
750
00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:30,487
NO, WAIT.
751
00:26:32,557 --> 00:26:33,891
- TEN MONTHS AGO,
SHE WAS AN INTERN
752
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:37,561
WHO COULD GIVE A C-R-A-P
ABOUT LOCAL GOVERNMENT.
753
00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:39,897
NOW, SHE'S OUR
NEWEST EMPLOYEE.
754
00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,065
TO APRIL.
755
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,266
all: CHEERS!
756
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,434
- [weakly] YAY.
757
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,369
- JERRY, COME AND CELEBRATE.
758
00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:46,503
- NO, THANKS.
759
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:47,605
- WELL, EVERYBODY,
760
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,973
LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
761
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:53,644
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
762
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:56,580
- I WANT TO TALK TO RON
ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY DESK.
763
00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:57,648
- JERRY...
764
00:26:57,650 --> 00:27:00,150
YOU HAVE TO SCHEDULE
AN APPOINTMENT.
765
00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:01,986
- OKAY, HOW ABOUT NOW?
766
00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:03,754
- RON'S NOT HERE.
- HE'S RIGHT THERE.
767
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,289
I-I CAN SEE HIM.
768
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:08,058
- I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN HE'S AVAILABLE.
769
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,460
- [scoffs]
770
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,497
- ATTA GIRL.
54235
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