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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,539 --> 00:00:16,419 Good to meet you. You’re adorable, you fucking peanut. I love it. 2 00:00:16,499 --> 00:00:19,899 - You found him. - You guys, so good. Guys, take it easy. 3 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:23,019 I love you. I’m obsessed with you. Faggot convention over here. 4 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:25,260 How did Peter end up with a total fucking troll? 5 00:00:25,339 --> 00:00:27,699 What in the gay hell? He kept cornering me all night, 6 00:00:27,779 --> 00:00:30,219 and his breath smelled like old pennies. 7 00:00:30,299 --> 00:00:32,619 Yes! That’s exactly what it was! Old pennies. 8 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,000 Hey, man. Can I get a cigarette and a light for a dollar, please? 9 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,460 Here, hand me this so you can... 10 00:00:36,539 --> 00:00:38,959 What was that about? It’s like skin tags. Take them off your face. 11 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:41,140 They’re called tags for a reason. You know what I mean? 12 00:00:41,579 --> 00:00:45,139 Just, like, all over his face, just on and on and... 13 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,739 Oh, I don’t have a dollar. 14 00:00:47,819 --> 00:00:49,859 Anyway, did you notice too how his Adam’s apple 15 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:51,640 literally looked like he swallowed an arrow head. 16 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:54,220 - So sharp! - So sharp. 17 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:56,100 Fucking Olivia. Unbelievable. 18 00:00:56,179 --> 00:00:58,199 You can’t just not wear a bra. You can’t just not wear a bra. 19 00:00:58,219 --> 00:00:59,679 She’s looking good since she did Blue Print, 20 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:01,700 you must admit. - Oh, my God. Do not even say that. 21 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:03,580 This tastes like spunk. 22 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:05,360 But it’s like how am I supposed to express my creativity 23 00:01:05,380 --> 00:01:07,980 and really stretch my wings if they don’t give a budget. 24 00:01:08,059 --> 00:01:10,579 I’m a bird in a cage literally right now. 25 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:12,800 And I have to shit, and I’m in meatpacking, and nobody shits here. 26 00:01:12,819 --> 00:01:15,539 Can you stop by the Duane Reade and get me some tampons? 27 00:01:15,619 --> 00:01:17,699 It’s like Nicole Simpson up in here. 28 00:01:17,780 --> 00:01:19,700 This is your selection, isn’t it? 29 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,100 I can tell this is yours because it’s really well curated. 30 00:01:23,179 --> 00:01:25,239 Woke up this morning. He made me an exquisite breakfast. 31 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:27,219 - He’s so hot. - But I had plans with Benjamin, 32 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:30,420 and I made him pick me up at Jonathan’s house. 33 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,340 You’re such a slut. I’m obsessed with you. 34 00:01:33,819 --> 00:01:36,739 - Why do you keep making me do this? - I’m a bad friend. 35 00:01:36,819 --> 00:01:38,479 Oh, my God. Hide me, hide me. Please just help me. 36 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,960 - You’re being so dramatic. - No, you don’t understand. 37 00:01:39,979 --> 00:01:41,559 - You’re such a queen sometimes. - No, he fisted me 38 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:43,960 at Kanye’s secret show at the Boom Boom Room at The Standard. 39 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,479 You’ve got to stop letting people put their fist up there. 40 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:49,140 - Just put your face in front of mine! - This is ridiculous. 41 00:01:52,819 --> 00:01:55,979 I gotta say, originally I was kind of upset that you guys had a kid 42 00:01:56,059 --> 00:01:59,499 because he was kind of screwing up my income stream, but he’s really cute. 43 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:01,020 I would have had you here every week 44 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:03,180 for the last two years if she wasn’t breast feeding. 45 00:02:03,259 --> 00:02:04,859 I still really want it, though. 46 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:06,540 Are you guys doing anything fun tonight? 47 00:02:06,619 --> 00:02:09,099 Well, not tonight, but tomorrow night my mom is taking him, 48 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:10,580 and we’re gonna go to Beacon 49 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:13,660 and stay with friends and get fucked up, and sleep. 50 00:02:13,739 --> 00:02:16,219 Sorry. One second. 51 00:02:21,419 --> 00:02:22,819 Hi, you still at the same address? 52 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,360 Yeah, and I don’t really have a lot of time. 53 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:26,900 No, okay. That’s fine. I’ll be there in an hour. 54 00:02:26,979 --> 00:02:29,539 Okay, can you get here sooner than that though? 55 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:32,180 - I pressed X! - I pressed X. 56 00:02:32,259 --> 00:02:34,939 - We’ll see. Bye. - Bye. 57 00:02:35,019 --> 00:02:37,859 Oh, and also the one device that doesn’t have Blackbook on it. 58 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:40,300 So thanks, Dad. Merry Christmas, faggot. 59 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:44,340 Oh, my God. Kill yourself, Olivia. Just fucking kill yourself. 60 00:02:44,419 --> 00:02:48,419 Have you seen her Facebook profile? She’s listing herself as an artist. 61 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:51,660 Listen, you dumb bitch, just cutting up a Klimt coffee table book 62 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:54,619 and making collages does not make you an artist. 63 00:02:54,699 --> 00:02:56,319 - Her Tumblr’s actually beautiful. - Oh, my God. 64 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:58,900 Do not even say that. You’re just enabling her mediocrity. 65 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:02,099 Hey, dumb bitch, your boyfriend tried to sleep with me 66 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:04,900 after the Ginger and Rosa screening. Idiot. 67 00:03:04,979 --> 00:03:06,599 Hey, man. Are you gonna give us a discount 68 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,580 since you were actually two hours late for us? 69 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:12,140 No. It’s Friday night. I’m very busy. 70 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:14,980 Calm down. Okay, so $50? 71 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:17,860 - All right. So babe, money. - No, I didn’t take out any cash today. 72 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:20,140 I have $63 in my account. I’m waiting on a paycheck. 73 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:22,560 Are you serious right now? I don’t even smoke. I’m not paying for this. 74 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:24,339 We got this weed because we told Erika... 75 00:03:24,419 --> 00:03:26,499 You told Erika that we would trade her for coke. 76 00:03:26,579 --> 00:03:29,579 But you’re gonna smoke half the bag before we even give it to her. 77 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:32,020 So I’ll shit out $50 right now? Where am I gonna get $50? 78 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:34,780 Max! Just go down to the bodega. It’s literally a 45 second walk. 79 00:03:34,859 --> 00:03:38,059 No bodega. Because bodega takes $2, and Chase takes $3. 80 00:03:38,139 --> 00:03:39,999 - I’ll go into overdraft immediately. - You are so ghetto. 81 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:42,279 You guys need to have this shit figured out before I get here. 82 00:03:42,299 --> 00:03:46,059 No, it’s fine. We’ll just... We’ll all go to the Chase or Duane Reade together. 83 00:03:46,139 --> 00:03:47,779 No, no, no. That’s not how it works, dude. 84 00:03:47,819 --> 00:03:52,779 Listen... I just stay here with her, and you can go to the Duane Reade. 85 00:03:52,859 --> 00:03:54,499 Are you fucking serious right now? 86 00:03:54,579 --> 00:03:57,019 I am not staying here alone with a shady drug dealer. 87 00:04:01,259 --> 00:04:03,159 - Where are you? I need to leave soon. - Hey, man. 88 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:06,060 Yeah, It’s taking a little while. I’ll be there. 89 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,260 It’s about fucking time. 90 00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:20,540 You fucking kidding me? 91 00:04:22,140 --> 00:04:25,100 Hey! Hey! 92 00:04:25,179 --> 00:04:27,939 - Are we doing this? - Okay! Sorry, that’s our drug dealer. 93 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:35,020 He was at Bonnaroo and had a drug trip, and it changed him. 94 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:40,899 - Is that rose gold? - Yeah. 95 00:04:40,979 --> 00:04:43,219 Oh, I love rose gold. 96 00:04:43,299 --> 00:04:45,259 When I get married, I’m gonna get a rose gold band 97 00:04:45,299 --> 00:04:49,139 with black diamonds. - Good. 98 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:51,660 Thank you so much. A plus customer service from you. 99 00:04:51,739 --> 00:04:53,179 I wish I could tip you. 100 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:56,300 I have got to rally. I am so not feeling this tonight. 101 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,459 I know. I feel like poop. 102 00:04:59,539 --> 00:05:02,059 - Not cool, man. - What? 103 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:04,900 You gonna give me 50 more dollars? 104 00:05:04,979 --> 00:05:06,739 - Why would I do that? - You know why. 105 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:09,820 Oh, my God, you guys. Drama! What’s going on? 106 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,340 Your friend knows what’s going on. 107 00:05:11,419 --> 00:05:12,919 I really... I don’t know what you’re talking about. 108 00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:15,419 I came here with nine bags, and now I only have seven, 109 00:05:15,499 --> 00:05:18,659 so either give me back the one you took, or you give me another $50. 110 00:05:18,739 --> 00:05:22,299 Well, I took one from you, which I literally just paid you for, 111 00:05:22,379 --> 00:05:24,999 so our transaction is over, and you should be walking out my door right now. 112 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:29,020 Just give it back. I’m not gonna do anything. Just give it back. Or... 113 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:33,820 Or what? You’re gonna call the police? 114 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,060 File a report? 115 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:40,019 You know what? Fuck it. You can have it. 116 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:43,380 I hope you enjoy it because you’re blacklisted now. Good night, assholes. 117 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:46,260 - Yeah, well, you smell like dick cheese. - You were molested as a kid. 118 00:05:46,299 --> 00:05:48,739 I like this, so I’m gonna take it. 119 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:52,300 Thanks for the tip, chuckleheads. 120 00:05:52,379 --> 00:05:54,259 It’s okay. I took three bags. 121 00:05:54,340 --> 00:05:57,460 That stupid stoner doesn’t even know how to count. 122 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,379 How do you think he knew you were molested? 123 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:35,180 www.sdimedia.com 10384

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