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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:04,212 [Glass shattering] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,362 [Eerie music] 5 00:00:42,758 --> 00:00:43,767 [Laughter] 6 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:57,180 Yum yum. 7 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:58,080 I love it. 8 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,270 Better than roadkill any day of the week. 9 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:04,320 Are there any witches on there? 10 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:06,630 We need a witch to burn. 11 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:08,010 Do you have any witches? 12 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:09,450 My sister's a witch. 13 00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:11,460 No, she's a witch. 14 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:20,990 Ah! 15 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,050 Ah! 16 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:26,388 Ah! 17 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:29,420 Come have some. 18 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,030 Me and my friend want to share with you. 19 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:33,530 We made it on the farm. 20 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:34,670 It's corn whiskey. 21 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,500 Goes straight to your soul. 22 00:01:41,729 --> 00:01:43,124 [Screaming] 23 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,257 [Shouting] 24 00:01:56,863 --> 00:01:58,920 Happy hayride! 25 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:01,125 What? 26 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:04,470 That's not funny. 27 00:02:12,350 --> 00:02:14,270 Oops. Missed. 28 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,400 Would any of you like to be a target? 29 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:18,740 I'm just kidding. 30 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:20,270 It's not even loaded. 31 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:21,560 Not cool man. 32 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:24,080 You're missing one thing. 33 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:26,780 Eye of nute, and your leg! 34 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,530 I lost my head! 35 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,910 I lost my head! 36 00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:33,040 Has anyone seen my head? 37 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:57,720 Don't be unreasonable, Sam. 38 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,670 We're only doing what's in your best interest. 39 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,830 The bank has to treat all the loans the same. 40 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:04,050 No matter how long your family's been here. 41 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:07,890 Oh, you mean the first the pioneers. 42 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:13,110 My great great grandfather, Cornelius Cox, tilled the soil 43 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,600 with his bare hands when this was nothing but wilderness. 44 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,780 Oh, come on, now, you're being dramatic. 45 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,970 We're only asking you to sell a little piece of land on the 46 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:21,080 backside of your farm. 47 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,630 You can pay off your bank loan, and we can turn it into 48 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:26,000 something that the whole community can use. 49 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:30,590 Oh, well, how would you like it if I carved a few pounds off 50 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:31,940 your backside? 51 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:34,520 That lazy ass sits in a chair all day. 52 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:37,640 I mean, what if I cut out your your liver, your kidneys? 53 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:39,020 I mean, you wouldn't miss him, right? 54 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,520 It's just a pound of flesh. 55 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:45,310 This farm has been in my family for generations, and I will not 56 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:48,310 sell a single acre to you or anyone else. 57 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:51,940 The bank will be forced to call in the loan if you can't make 58 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,140 any more payments. 59 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:54,640 Well guess what? 60 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:58,480 This year the hayride is going pretty good, so by the end of 61 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,730 the season, we should have more than enough money to pay off 62 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:01,870 the damn bank loan. 63 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:03,910 So we're just wasting our time. 64 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:05,710 We're not done here. 65 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,070 Well, I am. 66 00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:09,860 I have people outside here who appreciate what I'm doing for 67 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:10,850 this community. 68 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:14,720 Close the door on your way out. 69 00:04:23,853 --> 00:04:25,100 Oh, no. I know what it says. 70 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:28,100 Um, well, I got it now. 71 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,018 What? 72 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:33,730 I don't need one now. I'm good at this. 73 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:37,270 All right, all right. 74 00:04:38,770 --> 00:04:39,280 Hey. 75 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:42,040 Hey, everybody. Howdy. 76 00:04:43,988 --> 00:04:45,610 Wait a minute. I got another one. 77 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,880 What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? 78 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:52,150 A father-in-law. 79 00:04:56,130 --> 00:05:00,420 Hey, I will cut out your spleen with an ice cream scoop! 80 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:03,420 This is a little, 81 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:04,830 This is a little dangerous up here. 82 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:07,080 What do you call a single vampire? 83 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,340 - Sam. - A bachelor. 84 00:05:13,890 --> 00:05:15,270 Stupid fool. 85 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:17,430 Sam doesn't realize how deep of a hole he's in. 86 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:18,500 Hole? 87 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,030 It's more like he dug his own grave. 88 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:21,950 When he defaults on that loan, we're going to get the whole 89 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:22,940 freaking farm. 90 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,350 He's his own worst enemy. 91 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:27,227 Well tell us, Sam, why can't warlocks impale me? 92 00:05:27,229 --> 00:05:29,780 Well, they have halloweeners and crystal balls. 93 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:30,602 [Laughter] 94 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:33,260 Hey, we got a million of them. 95 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:35,030 We'll pay you to stop telling them. 96 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,050 No, no, no, no. 97 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:37,910 Spend your money to support the farm. 98 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:40,070 Go over and buy some pumpkins. 99 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:41,360 Candy apples. 100 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,070 My cousin's apple pie. 101 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:46,490 And in fact, today we have a special on pirate corn. 102 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:48,320 Pirate corn? How much is it selling for? 103 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,550 It's a buccaneer. 104 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,480 Hey! 105 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:52,878 Thank you. I'm here til Tuesday. 106 00:05:52,878 --> 00:05:54,380 Don't forget to tip the help. 107 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:55,520 Thank you so much. 108 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,114 [Jingle bells] 109 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:03,860 Hello. 110 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:05,750 It's me. 111 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:07,650 Pumpkin Klaus. 112 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:10,042 Hello. 113 00:06:10,043 --> 00:06:12,870 Alright! Pumpkin Klaus! 114 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:14,850 How do we have any good boys and girls? 115 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:16,230 Why they're all good. 116 00:06:16,230 --> 00:06:17,940 Well then let's hand these out. 117 00:06:17,941 --> 00:06:18,714 Alright. 118 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,590 Here we go. 119 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:21,390 Yes. There's one for you. 120 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:22,140 Here you go. 121 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:22,920 Here's a little. 122 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:24,730 One for you. 123 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:25,800 Thank you so much. 124 00:06:25,980 --> 00:06:27,000 One for you. 125 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,260 No wonder he's broke. 126 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:28,920 Jesus. 127 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,580 He's just giving them away. 128 00:06:30,610 --> 00:06:32,980 Like I said, he's his own worst enemy. 129 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,960 Oh, Sam, this is so great. 130 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,700 We look forward to this every year. 131 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:42,160 Yeah, Sam, it's not Halloween until the hayride. 132 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:44,230 Well, I appreciate you being here. 133 00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:46,660 And don't forget to get an apple pie before they sell out. 134 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:47,320 All by two. 135 00:06:47,350 --> 00:06:48,310 You hear that, Hazel? 136 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:51,010 Two apple pies for this lovely lady. 137 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:52,780 Here you go. 138 00:06:53,140 --> 00:06:53,560 Thank you. 139 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:55,260 You know, supporting local 140 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:57,540 business is how farmers like me survive. 141 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:58,830 So thank you for that. 142 00:06:58,860 --> 00:06:59,640 Of course. 143 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,410 I come to your vegetable stand year round. 144 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,930 I think that farm fresh tastes way better than supermarket. 145 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:04,680 All right, well. 146 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,120 I do appreciate that. 147 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,250 And here's your change. 148 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:08,610 You know. 149 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:10,920 Hazel, why don't you give these fine folks whatever they want 150 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,900 to drink on the house? 151 00:07:12,930 --> 00:07:15,120 Oh, Sam, you really don't have to do that. 152 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:15,660 We can pay. 153 00:07:15,690 --> 00:07:18,210 No, no, no, you guys have bought those two apple pies. 154 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:18,890 That's great. 155 00:07:18,890 --> 00:07:20,360 So anyway, I got to go. 156 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,350 Thanks again. 157 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,120 So what'll it be? 158 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:27,260 I'm sure going to miss this. 159 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:28,160 Miss what? 160 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,050 Sugartown scared the whole thing. 161 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,730 I've been coming here since I was a kid. 162 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:33,380 What? Nothing's going anywhere. 163 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:35,660 I heard a rumor that the county's shutting it all down. 164 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:38,184 No more hayride, no more Pumpkin Claus. 165 00:07:38,184 --> 00:07:39,292 Bullshit! 166 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,480 Look, Farmer Sam is my uncle, okay? 167 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,810 I'd certainly know if anything like that was going to happen. 168 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,910 Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. 169 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:47,140 I mean, our family needs this 170 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:48,670 hayride to keep the farm afloat. 171 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,320 It's a little tough to be paying bills when tomatoes are 172 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,430 only two bucks a pound. 173 00:07:51,460 --> 00:07:53,170 That's a lot of freaking tomatoes. 174 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:54,970 That's for damn sure. 175 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,730 And fertilizer is 685 a ton. 176 00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:59,860 Oh, here, have some cider. 177 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:00,809 Oh. Thank you. 178 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,610 Are you having a good time tonight? 179 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,004 - Yeah, of course. - Absolutely. 180 00:08:05,008 --> 00:08:06,690 Did you catch me and Lester, by the way? 181 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,200 You bet. 182 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:07,830 Yeah, yeah. 183 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:08,730 Buccaneer. 184 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:15,030 Uh oh. 185 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,680 Here comes trouble. 186 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:25,320 Well, if it isn't Sheriff Jubal and Deputy Dimwit. 187 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:28,020 So have you guys caught the shithead kids who broke into my 188 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:31,080 barn, or are you just going to let your son vandalize my 189 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,930 entire property before you make him your new deputy? 190 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,220 Well, you're replacing me. 191 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:40,500 No. Good ol Sam here fancies himself a comedian just because 192 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,660 his family was first to settle in this area. 193 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,790 He thinks he owns a whole goddamn place. 194 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:48,060 But a little birdie told me that pretty soon you might not 195 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,340 own shit. Bank problems. 196 00:08:50,550 --> 00:08:52,350 You ever heard of a sheriff sale? 197 00:08:52,350 --> 00:08:55,410 I have, and boy, are they fun. 198 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,930 You know, now is not the time, Jubal. 199 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:01,620 The commissioner has forced me to hire you and your deputy for 200 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:05,550 traffic control at overtime wages, I might add. 201 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:10,140 So why don't you two go control some traffic and leave me and 202 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:12,360 the real public servants at peace. 203 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:15,720 Oh, and have yourself a nice hot cider. 204 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,800 Of course, you're going to have to pay for it yourself. 205 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:20,780 Your cider tastes like ass. 206 00:09:23,690 --> 00:09:24,950 Well, you should know. 207 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:27,830 Traffic control. 208 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,750 Traffic control. 209 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,730 Hey, what's this I hear about 210 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:32,900 the county trying to shut you down? 211 00:09:32,930 --> 00:09:35,000 Nothing they haven't tried before. 212 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:38,300 I heard there's a new developer in the county scooping up land 213 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,100 everywhere so he can build even more houses. 214 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:42,230 Over my dead body. 215 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:43,348 Yeah. 216 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,060 God, it's like the perfect storm. 217 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:48,980 Could it get any worse? 218 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,870 Relax, Uncle Sam, I got this. 219 00:09:50,872 --> 00:09:52,220 Here, take this. 220 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:53,964 Okay. 221 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:57,890 Dick and Karen! 222 00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:00,050 Welcome! 223 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:05,090 Hello farmer Sam. Seems like you're having a great night. 224 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,050 Quite the rowdy crowd. 225 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:07,770 Oh, yes. 226 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:10,410 And well within county guidelines, Karen. 227 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,910 And if you have any complaints, 228 00:10:11,910 --> 00:10:14,027 like take them up with the next committee meeting. 229 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:16,588 Don't think I won't exercise my right. 230 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,170 I gotta take this. 231 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,970 Hello? What? 232 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:23,190 Timmy's stuck in the well. 233 00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:24,480 I'll be right there. 234 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,910 I gotta go, got to go. 235 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:34,610 You're a real lifesaver, Patty. 236 00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:37,070 I'm a paramedic, after all. 237 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:39,620 Is Karen still out there foaming at the mouth? 238 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:41,930 Yeah, she's still circling like a shark. 239 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,690 You got to go find a Timmy to toss in a well. 240 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:45,890 That was a good one. 241 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:47,000 Gotcha. 242 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,640 There you are. 243 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,980 Those kids are in the family cemetery again. 244 00:10:51,993 --> 00:10:52,725 See? 245 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:55,670 Oh, shit. 246 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:58,880 Well, go tell the sheriff to do some policing for a change and 247 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,410 meet us over at the family plot. 248 00:11:02,201 --> 00:11:03,024 [Stone smashing] 249 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:07,130 - Oh, yeah. - That's a wing. 250 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,150 Base hit. 251 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,530 - Alright Tyler. - Ready? 252 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,738 Yeah, yeah. We're ready. 253 00:11:16,738 --> 00:11:17,630 Bases loaded. 254 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:18,506 Clean up. 255 00:11:18,847 --> 00:11:22,610 [Stone smashing] [Shouting and laughing] 256 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:23,960 Home run. 257 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:35,039 - Drink up. - Cheers. 258 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:37,190 - Rush. - Rush! 259 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:46,870 Oh, shit! 260 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,000 Farmer, Baba! 261 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:50,950 Let's go. 262 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:53,350 Let's go. 263 00:12:05,007 --> 00:12:07,060 This is family property, you assholes! 264 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:09,632 Shit I dropped a beer, man. 265 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,247 [Gunshot] 266 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:13,483 Oh! 267 00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:16,980 You shot me! 268 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,440 Yeah, it was rock salt, you dumb ass! 269 00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:20,970 Next time you come back here. 270 00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:22,560 It's going to be some deer slugs! 271 00:12:22,561 --> 00:12:23,704 [Police siren] 272 00:12:23,706 --> 00:12:24,428 Get him. 273 00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:33,623 [Gunshot] 274 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,690 Jesus, Sam's gone crazy. 275 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:36,770 Yeah. No shit. 276 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:39,410 Just lay low while I talk him down. 277 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:42,590 Now it's about goddamn time. 278 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:47,533 [Shouting] 279 00:12:48,199 --> 00:12:48,989 Well, 280 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,170 that's one way of talking him down. 281 00:12:52,735 --> 00:12:53,727 [Dogs barking] 282 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:56,968 Fuck! 283 00:12:59,021 --> 00:12:59,929 Dumbass. 284 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:02,798 [Shouting] 285 00:13:04,108 --> 00:13:05,318 [Laughter] 286 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,040 Look at that. 287 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:12,624 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 288 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,133 [Dog yelps] 289 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,900 Yeah! What! 290 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:26,180 Ah! 291 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:27,682 Ah! 292 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:32,610 Turn it off! 293 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:33,960 It is off! 294 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,000 He's seizing on his own. 295 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:36,780 Shit! 296 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:37,650 Get rid of the wire. 297 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:39,390 Is he dying? 298 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,826 Shut up and put the wires in the car. 299 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,010 Ah ah ah ah ah 300 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,160 ah ah ah. 301 00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:51,250 Patty, Chris, we got a medical emergency out here. 302 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:52,600 Chris, what is it? 303 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,922 It's Sam. He collapsed. 304 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,410 You better come quick. 305 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,340 Keep your mouth shut. 306 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:09,810 Maybe I can save your ass. 307 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,680 Jesus. What happened? 308 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:23,940 Like he had a seizure. 309 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,470 Is he diabetic or something? 310 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,640 No he isn't. 311 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,930 Hey, old Sam's firing his shotgun in the woods like a 312 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:32,720 madman and suddenly just 313 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,390 dropped like he had a stroke or something. 314 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:42,770 It's okay, it's okay. 315 00:14:46,514 --> 00:14:47,976 [Siren wailing] 316 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:50,810 We got him stabilized with a shot of Ativan, but his 317 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:51,650 heartbeat's irregular. 318 00:14:52,386 --> 00:14:53,990 It's like he had a stroke or something. 319 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:57,520 Uh, he's firing the shotgun in the woods like a crazed lunatic 320 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:00,430 and suddenly just dropped to the ground and started shaking. 321 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:00,947 Right? 322 00:15:00,947 --> 00:15:02,084 Yeah, He pointed the shotgun at me. 323 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,060 He fell down, shaking and. 324 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:36,180 Ah! Good girl. 325 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,650 Good girl. 326 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,450 Where's rebel girl? 327 00:15:40,279 --> 00:15:41,550 Where'd your sister run off to? 328 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:43,350 I'll find her. 329 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:46,280 She's probably out chasing rabbits again, man. 330 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:48,920 I know, man. 331 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,310 I could see the worry on your face, but your uncle is a tough 332 00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,660 old bastard, man. 333 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,730 He'll be all right before you know it. 334 00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,540 Hey, Patty, we've got an ODS. 335 00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:01,010 You want to take it or stay here? 336 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,540 Uh, no, you go ahead. 337 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,410 We need the money. 338 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,001 I'll have budge drive me to the hospital. 339 00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:06,476 Copy that, later Budge. 340 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,730 Doesn't he need your help? 341 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,140 No, it's an ODS. 342 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,130 He can do it solo. 343 00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:17,160 Oh, organ delivery service. 344 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,350 Sometimes we run organs from hospital to hospital. 345 00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:19,680 It's good. 346 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,110 Money saves lives, too, right? 347 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,238 Oh, yeah. 348 00:16:23,238 --> 00:16:24,027 That too. 349 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,450 Sorry. Sometimes I get a little numb to it all. 350 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:32,270 Well, all I wanted to say, man, is that I'm so glad that you 351 00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:33,410 are there for Sam. 352 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,560 Because I don't think the sheriff would have known what 353 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,700 to do otherwise. 354 00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,290 I don't even want to think about it. 355 00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:40,241 Yeah. 356 00:16:46,817 --> 00:16:47,810 [Laughter] 357 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:51,888 [Laughter] 358 00:17:01,204 --> 00:17:02,230 Hello, Sam. 359 00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:05,080 Look's like you had a rough night. 360 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,000 What am I doing here? 361 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:10,690 You had a seizure and the paramedics gave you a shot of. 362 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:11,781 Hey. 363 00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:13,790 No relax. 364 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:15,640 Stop that. 365 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:16,780 Please, please. 366 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,220 You were going to hurt yourself. 367 00:17:18,222 --> 00:17:19,944 - I gotta get back to the farm. - I need some help in here. 368 00:17:19,944 --> 00:17:21,300 I gotta get back to the farm. 369 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,559 Please sit down and relax. 370 00:17:22,571 --> 00:17:23,580 No you're going to be better. 371 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,080 I gotta get back to the farm. 372 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,062 Okay. Please relax sir. 373 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,830 Hey, Sam. 374 00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:33,000 Wow. You gave us all quite a scare last night. 375 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,850 You know, passing out and all. 376 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:37,800 Passing out? 377 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,850 You son of a bitch. 378 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,080 I ought to piss on your foot. 379 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,460 Hey, watch your mouth! 380 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,960 You don't calm down. 381 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,200 Me and my deputy are going to chain you to your bed. 382 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,300 Now, you don't want that, do you? 383 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:49,610 Jesus, Sam, what are you doing out of bed? 384 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:52,220 These assholes are trying to finish me off. 385 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:55,310 Oh, nurse, will you please sedate this idiot before I 386 00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:56,270 throw him in the drink? 387 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:57,800 I need you to calm down, Uncle Sam. 388 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,240 Okay? You're still under medication. 389 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,330 It's okay, Sam. I got your back. 390 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,430 No one is going to finish anything. 391 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:05,900 Shut up, Jamaica boy. 392 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,520 He's not from Jamaica, dimwit. 393 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:07,880 Okay, that's. 394 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,480 Enough. Now get to your bed or I'm gonna sedate you myself. 395 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:11,680 Well, they started it. 396 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,270 - Now let's go! - Ow! 397 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:15,580 All right, calm down. 398 00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:17,950 It's okay, it's okay. 399 00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,330 What are you doing here, anyway? 400 00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:20,770 This is a local matter. 401 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,600 Why don't you go back to Jamaica? 402 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,210 Jamaica? I'm not from Jamaica, man. 403 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:26,230 I'm from Belize. 404 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,790 Where the fuck is that? 405 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:31,060 It's on the Yucatan Peninsula of Central America, bro. 406 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,600 Well, I don't give a shit. 407 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,648 Belize. You know what I Belize. 408 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,290 I believe this is America. 409 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:38,900 You can take your skinny black ass and go back to Jamaica. 410 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,060 When I'm Garifuna, we don't back down, yo. 411 00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:41,840 All right. 412 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,420 Okay, I understand you're both tough guys. 413 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,370 This ain't the place for it. 414 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:48,364 You're right. 415 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,790 This ain't the place. 416 00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:52,100 So you best give Sam his peace 417 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:56,150 and quiet, if you know what I mean. 418 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:56,950 Yeah. 419 00:18:56,980 --> 00:19:00,310 Quiet. I like that everybody stays quiet. 420 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,780 Nobody has any problems. 421 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,820 Yeah. No problems here. 422 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:04,990 No problems here. 423 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:05,200 Wait. 424 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,160 We don't have a problem. 425 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:08,230 No, we don't have problems. 426 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:11,980 Garifuna here doesn't need to be reminded that his boss fired 427 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:13,960 a shotgun at a bunch of teenagers. 428 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:14,920 Now, 429 00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:19,660 if things get loud, I'm going to have to file those charges, 430 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,230 aren't I? 431 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:26,490 Like I said, man, peace and quiet. 432 00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:28,050 Okay. 433 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,110 Whatever. 434 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:41,760 That's all right. 435 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,540 That's good. 436 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:44,990 That's good. 437 00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:26,980 Yeah. My family came here when this was nothing. 438 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:33,810 We built all this town grew up around us. 439 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,110 Sam. 440 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,138 Look. 441 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:02,410 Oh, Jesus. 442 00:21:10,505 --> 00:21:12,354 [Orchestra music] 443 00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:47,327 [Music continues] 444 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,030 You like that? 445 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,950 There's the whole case of them. 446 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:11,140 Plus trash, two tampons and a lawn chair. 447 00:22:11,170 --> 00:22:13,780 A goddamn lawn chair. 448 00:22:14,470 --> 00:22:16,330 You and your hayride. 449 00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:20,770 Those jackasses think that your Halloween fiasco is an open 450 00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:23,980 invitation to party in the cornfields and throw the crap 451 00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:24,970 all over the place. 452 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,410 Come on, Wilbur. 453 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,290 That combine of yours weighs about three four tons. 454 00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:31,630 And I don't think a little junk is going to break that monster. 455 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,830 That's not the point. 456 00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:36,660 The fact is, I have to stop and get out of the cab. 457 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,750 And you know how much I hate to get out of the cab. 458 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:40,860 Oh, God. 459 00:22:41,370 --> 00:22:42,540 You're right, you're right. 460 00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:44,310 Look. I'm sorry, okay? 461 00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:46,808 I will tell my guys to make sure 462 00:22:46,808 --> 00:22:48,570 they keep the guests out of 463 00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:49,770 the fields, all right? 464 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:51,270 Or, or. 465 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:56,130 You could just shut down the hayride altogether. 466 00:22:56,370 --> 00:22:59,660 It's a goddamned nuisance. 467 00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:06,020 Yeah. Great. 468 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:09,200 More goddamn fart catchers. 469 00:23:34,890 --> 00:23:36,210 Ah, Betsy. 470 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:37,920 I am touched. 471 00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:41,340 I assume you came all the way out here to check up on me. 472 00:23:41,370 --> 00:23:43,380 Seeing as I almost died last night. 473 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,700 You didn't nearly die. 474 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:47,370 You just had a mild seizure, from what I'm told. 475 00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:48,480 And don't think I don't know 476 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,070 about you threatening those boys. 477 00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:54,300 Oh, you mean the vandals who defaced my family plot and the 478 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,310 little shit who killed my dog? 479 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,210 Your dog? 480 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,669 Well, I don't know anything about that, Missy, Gina. 481 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,120 It has been deemed by the county that the public 482 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,940 attraction called Sugartown scare is a nuisance and threat 483 00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:11,440 to public safety by writ of the Sheriff's office. 484 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,480 Wait a minute. Wait. Public safety? 485 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,340 I'm the one who was in the hospital last night. 486 00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:16,330 And a nuisance? 487 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,710 A nuisance to whom? 488 00:24:17,710 --> 00:24:21,220 To these leeches who live off false insurance claims. 489 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:22,840 I could sue you for libel. 490 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,910 It's not libel if it's true. 491 00:24:26,350 --> 00:24:27,550 Belize law school. 492 00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:32,980 I have a right as a citizen of this county to a safe and 493 00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:34,470 peaceful home. 494 00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:36,450 And the element that hayride 495 00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:40,980 brings to the area makes me uncomfortable. 496 00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:42,987 Well, you're entitled. Bullshit. 497 00:24:42,987 --> 00:24:44,730 Makes me uncomfortable. 498 00:24:44,730 --> 00:24:45,960 And this is my land. 499 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,240 I can do with it what I want. 500 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,400 Actually, you're still within the boundaries of Willis 501 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,890 County, so this farm and everything that happens on it 502 00:24:52,890 --> 00:24:54,810 is under our jurisdiction. 503 00:24:54,810 --> 00:24:56,280 You're shut down. 504 00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:01,100 I believe that the state law allows for a 30-day remedy 505 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,855 regarding any private business. 506 00:25:03,855 --> 00:25:04,760 Law school again? 507 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,810 Judge Judy. 508 00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:07,280 Well, there you have it. 509 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,640 30 days in 30 days, Halloween will be over. 510 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,440 And so who cares? 511 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,320 Well, then we'll just close the road, and then no one can get 512 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,190 to your farm. 513 00:25:16,190 --> 00:25:22,360 This farm is 275 acres adjacent to four roads, one of which is 514 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,920 a major artery into town. 515 00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:25,300 Are you going to shut that down, too? 516 00:25:25,330 --> 00:25:26,200 Don't tempt me. 517 00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:27,790 All right, all right. 518 00:25:40,630 --> 00:25:43,030 Okay, here's what I say. 519 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:48,890 You give me three days to make the greatest, most non 520 00:25:48,890 --> 00:25:52,940 nuisance, haunted attraction in the history of mankind. 521 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,540 And if you are not 100% satisfied with it, I will sell 522 00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:58,040 not only the parcel you want. 523 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,800 I will sell the whole goddamn farm. 524 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,920 And I will leave this miserable county forever. 525 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:09,080 However, if you agree that this is the scariest ride you've 526 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:14,050 ever been on, then no more complaints, citations, county 527 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,700 writs, or other bullshit. 528 00:26:16,150 --> 00:26:17,590 So let me get this straight. 529 00:26:17,770 --> 00:26:20,680 You're willing to gamble the future of your entire family 530 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,110 farm on whether or not you can scare me. 531 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,750 You and your fellow commissioners. 532 00:26:25,930 --> 00:26:31,960 And I'd like to invite Dick and Karen because their opinions 533 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,160 matter too. 534 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,120 You have a deal. 535 00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:38,760 See you in three days. 536 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:43,924 That's it. 537 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:44,940 That's it. 538 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,220 Now get the fuck off my land. 539 00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:50,370 I don't want that. 540 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:54,430 Three days. 541 00:26:54,430 --> 00:26:55,410 See you later. 542 00:26:57,270 --> 00:26:59,096 Are you sure about this, my brother? 543 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:00,380 Yeah. 544 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,420 Time to get to work. 545 00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:05,418 [Dramatic music] 546 00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:39,183 [Music continues] 547 00:29:01,395 --> 00:29:03,177 [Evil laugh] 548 00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:05,060 Thank you, Cousin Needles. 549 00:29:09,092 --> 00:29:10,672 [Music continues] 550 00:29:33,010 --> 00:29:34,187 [Screaming] 551 00:29:59,888 --> 00:30:00,947 [Music continues] 552 00:30:33,740 --> 00:30:36,900 So this is where the 450 units are going to go. 553 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:37,590 Approximately. 554 00:30:38,190 --> 00:30:38,940 Ladies. 555 00:30:40,410 --> 00:30:41,130 See you soon. 556 00:30:46,828 --> 00:30:47,910 Cute, Sam. 557 00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:57,720 Hey, Nick's been looking all over for you. 558 00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:58,530 Hey, Patty. 559 00:30:59,030 --> 00:30:59,750 What's up? 560 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,040 What are you doing in here? 561 00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:03,050 Uh, yeah, I'm just cleaning my gun. 562 00:31:03,050 --> 00:31:04,400 They won't let me do it inside anymore. 563 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,210 Ever since that. 564 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,510 Uh, so what's up? 565 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,480 Well, I've got two invitations. 566 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,580 One for you and one for the sheriff. 567 00:31:14,630 --> 00:31:16,670 I'm really looking forward to seeing you there tonight. 568 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:19,370 Yeah, I wouldn't miss it for anything. 569 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,750 Great. See ya. 570 00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:22,610 Hey, Patty. 571 00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:26,500 Uh, you know, I was thinking maybe after the hayride, if 572 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:29,860 you're not doing anything, uh, maybe we could go bobbing for 573 00:31:29,860 --> 00:31:32,170 pumpkins or carve an apple or something like that. 574 00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:33,568 Mmm. 575 00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:35,620 After the hayride? 576 00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:36,880 Yeah. 577 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,160 Yeah. Okay. 578 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,120 Yeah. 579 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,600 Uh, maybe we make it a candy apple. 580 00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:47,850 Let's just see if you can deliver that invitation to your 581 00:31:47,850 --> 00:31:48,870 boss first, huh? 582 00:31:50,850 --> 00:31:52,380 I'll give it to Jubal right now. 583 00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:53,880 Great. Don't be late. 584 00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:56,730 I'll see you tonight. 585 00:32:18,342 --> 00:32:21,170 Hey Uncle Sheriff, I hold in my hand. 586 00:32:35,770 --> 00:32:37,537 Turn a crash into cash. 587 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:40,660 Dick got me big money from my car accident. 588 00:32:40,673 --> 00:32:42,789 Money, money, money. 589 00:32:42,806 --> 00:32:45,580 Dick got me a giant settlement for my slip and fall. 590 00:32:46,270 --> 00:32:48,817 Screw you, insurance companies. 591 00:32:49,030 --> 00:32:53,680 Hi, I'm Richard Singleton, but my friends call me Dick. 592 00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:58,690 If you slip and fall, give me a call and ask for Dick. 593 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,587 If you don't have Richard Singleton on your side, 594 00:33:01,587 --> 00:33:03,050 you ain't got dick. 595 00:33:03,050 --> 00:33:05,630 Dick Singleton, super lawyer. 596 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:07,850 Isn't that great? 597 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,840 Tell me that's not great. 598 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,610 Tell me that's not the best thing you've ever seen. 599 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,430 It's great, Dick. 600 00:33:12,430 --> 00:33:13,820 Yeah, it is great. 601 00:33:14,330 --> 00:33:17,330 You're gonna get a lot of calls for that one, I'm sure. 602 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:22,040 Well go answer the fucking door. 603 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,510 Anytime today would be nice. 604 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:32,890 This is private property. 605 00:33:32,890 --> 00:33:34,150 You can't be here. 606 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,550 No worries, Mrs. Singleton. 607 00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:39,010 Just delivering an invitation 608 00:33:39,010 --> 00:33:41,140 for you both to the new hayride. 609 00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:43,360 You're on the judging committee, aren't you? 610 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:45,610 I don't all of that was for real. 611 00:33:45,610 --> 00:33:46,750 Yeah, it sure is. 612 00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:49,860 The supervisors will want to take your opinion into account. 613 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,110 I mean, you have an opinion, right? 614 00:33:53,193 --> 00:33:54,480 I sure do. 615 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,680 She sure does. 616 00:33:55,890 --> 00:33:57,300 Great. See you at the hayride. 617 00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:10,260 Morning, darling. 618 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,600 Yeah. Carnauba wax looks real nice. 619 00:34:15,650 --> 00:34:17,480 Let's get you a little shine here. 620 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,330 There you go. 621 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:22,190 Oh, baby. 622 00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:23,840 What is it? 623 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:28,010 ♪ And, honey, I miss you. ♪ 624 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,710 ♪ And I'm being good. ♪ 625 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:33,950 ♪ I long to be with you. ♪ 626 00:34:33,950 --> 00:34:36,850 ♪ If only I could. ♪ 627 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,120 Not until we saved the farm, sweetheart. 628 00:34:40,150 --> 00:34:41,140 That's right. 629 00:34:42,370 --> 00:34:43,870 Yeah. Jubal. 630 00:34:44,050 --> 00:34:47,140 Yeah, I know he's an idiot. 631 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,470 I can always fool him. 632 00:34:50,470 --> 00:34:53,830 I mean, after all, I'm a farmer and he's just a cop. 633 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,500 Ah, yeah, but. 634 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,430 Oh, God. 635 00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:59,080 The commissioners. 636 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:01,920 But they're storm clouds are coming. 637 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:06,300 Oh, I got some plans, sweetheart. 638 00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:08,640 Oh, I got some plans. 639 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,540 I know, I know, it's not Christian. 640 00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:14,790 I know, but it is, right? 641 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,070 All right, sweetie, 642 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:19,560 what do you think? 643 00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:21,240 Do you approve? 644 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:32,410 I knew you would. 645 00:35:40,630 --> 00:35:41,410 See you later. 646 00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:20,390 Well, if Sam wants to impress us, he's off to a bad start. 647 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,360 You weren't seriously going to honor the bet. 648 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:24,320 Sure we are. 649 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:26,060 We honorably vote that this new 650 00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:29,000 ride is unsafe and not entertaining. 651 00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:34,040 Oh, that reminds me. 652 00:36:34,070 --> 00:36:37,240 Can you please feed Fiona tonight? 653 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,590 She needs half a can. 654 00:36:39,010 --> 00:36:41,050 Yes, you can give her some cat treats. 655 00:36:41,650 --> 00:36:42,220 Um. 656 00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:02,310 Everything all right there, boss? 657 00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:03,030 Yeah. 658 00:37:03,810 --> 00:37:05,760 Everything's just fucking peachy. 659 00:37:06,510 --> 00:37:08,910 What do you say we take a look and see what kind of a dog and 660 00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:10,290 pony show Sam has for us? 661 00:37:10,290 --> 00:37:10,950 Shall we? 662 00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:13,560 I think it's gonna be pretty cool. 663 00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:16,710 I mean, they really went all out. 664 00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:18,630 Just give him a chance. 665 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:21,660 Dumb ass. 666 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,970 Welcome, welcome, welcome! 667 00:37:37,970 --> 00:37:39,530 Distinguished guests. 668 00:37:39,530 --> 00:37:43,816 Neighbors, Keystone cops, welcome to the new 669 00:37:43,816 --> 00:37:46,640 and improved hayride to hell. 670 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,260 [Laughter] 671 00:37:52,251 --> 00:37:56,070 It was a harvest moon on the haunted hayride. 672 00:37:56,490 --> 00:38:00,180 Some will have lived and some will have died. 673 00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:03,669 The real mystery is, who will it be? 674 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:06,990 A crooked cop or commissioners three. 675 00:38:07,590 --> 00:38:12,030 A greedy witch, a dick or the annoying bitch? 676 00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:15,260 who knows who ends up buried in the ditch? 677 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:18,470 I warn you now, writer, beware. 678 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:21,530 This haunt will have plenty of scare. 679 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:27,620 So as I fight to survive with this elaborate cell, I dare you 680 00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:31,220 to take the hayride to hell. 681 00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:32,517 [Laughter] 682 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:37,570 Welcome! [Laughter] 683 00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:49,960 This is gonna be good. 684 00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:53,740 My dad says he and his deputy 685 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,759 have been invited to judge the safety standards to 686 00:38:58,759 --> 00:39:00,370 Farmer Sam's hayride. 687 00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:03,000 I thought you said the farmer 688 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,200 and the sheriff hate each other. 689 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,420 They do. 690 00:39:08,370 --> 00:39:09,480 All right. 691 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,770 Hello, ladies. 692 00:39:10,770 --> 00:39:12,930 I'm so glad you could make it out tonight. 693 00:39:12,930 --> 00:39:14,790 Thank you for the invitation. 694 00:39:14,790 --> 00:39:17,190 You realize that this doesn't mean that we will support 695 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:18,300 keeping this going. 696 00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:20,550 Oh, no, I totally understand. 697 00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:22,680 All I'm asking is you keep an open mind. 698 00:39:22,710 --> 00:39:23,640 Fair enough. 699 00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:26,640 Because I have a feeling that by the end of tonight, you'll 700 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,610 understand just how important this is to our family. 701 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,700 Well, we will try and keep an open mind. 702 00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:34,470 Well, I appreciate that. 703 00:39:34,470 --> 00:39:37,320 And speaking of keeping an open mind, how about you simpletons? 704 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,700 That's Singleton. 705 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:41,280 Our last name is Singleton, not Simpleton. 706 00:39:41,310 --> 00:39:42,540 Oh, that's what I meant. 707 00:39:43,230 --> 00:39:46,200 And I didn't like your poem one bit. 708 00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:49,180 Well, I am sorry about the language. 709 00:39:49,210 --> 00:39:53,440 I was trying to find a word that rhymes with witch, and 710 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,760 Karen wouldn't work. 711 00:39:54,790 --> 00:39:58,060 Okay, well, don't use me in any future poems. 712 00:39:58,390 --> 00:40:02,530 I guarantee that after tonight's new hayride, I will 713 00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:04,210 never speak your name again. 714 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:05,440 You promise? 715 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,690 I really felt uncomfortable 716 00:40:07,690 --> 00:40:09,520 having my name mentioned like that. 717 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,790 Well, your comfort is my main concern. 718 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,410 And how about you, Jubal? 719 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,780 Were you offended when I called you a crooked cop? 720 00:40:17,810 --> 00:40:20,450 Coming from you, I consider it a compliment. 721 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,310 Ah, see, that's what I'm talking about. 722 00:40:22,310 --> 00:40:23,660 He's got an open mind. 723 00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:28,040 This is a night of celebration for friends, family and 724 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,480 distinguished guests. 725 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,970 Well, I mean, I guess that's true. 726 00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:34,040 I am something of a local celebrity, what with my 727 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,150 commercial and all. 728 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:37,300 Y'all see my commercial? 729 00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:41,500 If you don't have Richard Singleton, you ain't got dick. 730 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,630 Well, come on, no one. 731 00:40:44,230 --> 00:40:45,610 It's on the home improvement channel. 732 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,540 Prime time. 733 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,790 I told you, not everybody watches those shows. 734 00:40:48,790 --> 00:40:50,770 House flipper shows, billion dollar listings, 735 00:40:50,770 --> 00:40:52,750 home makeover, house porn. 736 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,010 Everybody watches house porn. 737 00:40:54,010 --> 00:40:55,150 They just don't admit it. 738 00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:57,252 I've seen the commercial. 739 00:40:57,252 --> 00:40:58,510 See? What did I tell you? 740 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,320 Well, you know, speaking of commercial, that reminds me. 741 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,820 I must insist that there are no pictures or videos, so please 742 00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:07,230 hand me your phones. 743 00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:08,520 I don't think so. 744 00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:12,480 Nobody gives up their phone if he does anything shady or 745 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,220 illegal, I want proof. 746 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,520 Are you speaking from personal experience there, Jubal? 747 00:41:17,550 --> 00:41:18,930 It's not negotiable. 748 00:41:18,930 --> 00:41:20,700 No phones, no hayride. 749 00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:21,720 All right, all right, all. 750 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,380 Right, all right. 751 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:23,280 Keep your phones. 752 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,810 But, please, I ask you no photos or videos. 753 00:41:26,810 --> 00:41:27,170 Oh, we. 754 00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:30,800 Understand how important this hayride is to you, so we'll 755 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,210 respect your wishes. 756 00:41:32,210 --> 00:41:32,690 Right? 757 00:41:33,410 --> 00:41:35,390 But remember the terms of our deal. 758 00:41:35,390 --> 00:41:38,150 If we find anything unsafe or illegal, we are shutting you 759 00:41:38,150 --> 00:41:39,620 down forever. 760 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:42,080 There is no way in hell I would let that happen. 761 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,760 But I am a man of my word. 762 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,990 A deal is a deal. 763 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,630 So without further ado, Hazel, 764 00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:52,960 can you please pour the hot cider? 765 00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:03,370 Well, time to mark my territory. 766 00:42:05,170 --> 00:42:05,980 Mhm. Mhm. 767 00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:07,408 Fuck. 768 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,120 I piss on your grave. 769 00:42:21,090 --> 00:42:22,140 Isn't that a song? 770 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,300 It's piss on your grave. 771 00:42:24,330 --> 00:42:25,170 No, I. 772 00:42:25,650 --> 00:42:26,760 Yeah, dude, I think it's 773 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,890 implied, but, I mean, I don't know. 774 00:42:28,890 --> 00:42:30,330 It's just definitely implied. 775 00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:36,780 I implied piss on your grave. 776 00:42:38,105 --> 00:42:39,790 I piss! 777 00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:41,560 Oh, piss. 778 00:42:41,830 --> 00:42:42,850 What? What? 779 00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:47,920 What? What? 780 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,210 No, no. 781 00:42:49,210 --> 00:42:50,590 What? What? 782 00:42:50,830 --> 00:42:51,550 Hey! Stop! 783 00:42:51,550 --> 00:42:52,120 Stop, stop! 784 00:42:52,150 --> 00:42:52,848 Hey! 785 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:47,243 [Shouting] 786 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,089 [Shouting continues] 787 00:44:08,622 --> 00:44:09,220 Hey, 788 00:44:10,090 --> 00:44:13,240 Now that's what I'm talking about. 789 00:44:15,931 --> 00:44:16,740 For you, Karen. 790 00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:27,198 Dimler. 791 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:28,348 Dimwit. Whatever. 792 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:29,400 Okay. 793 00:44:37,499 --> 00:44:39,382 [Fireworks exploding] 794 00:44:42,293 --> 00:44:44,090 Oh. That's my cue. 795 00:44:44,330 --> 00:44:46,670 Let the festivities begin. 796 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,470 Ah! Look at you all. 797 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,771 Let's toast to the hayride to hell. 798 00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:53,270 May it steel the hearts of my critics. 799 00:45:01,310 --> 00:45:04,050 Oh, and keep your cups. 800 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,080 Hazel has refills and treats for the ride. 801 00:45:07,110 --> 00:45:10,950 Yep. Just ask and I'll heat you up with my witch's brew. 802 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,390 Here we go. 803 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:18,870 Oh, good God. 804 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:20,490 Oh! 805 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,730 Oh! Hello. 806 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,990 It's almost three carats. 807 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:28,010 No. 808 00:45:29,090 --> 00:45:31,010 I gotta get me one of these. 809 00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:33,710 To hell you ride. 810 00:45:40,646 --> 00:45:41,889 [Eerie music] 811 00:46:13,630 --> 00:46:14,915 [Heavy breathing] 812 00:46:36,470 --> 00:46:39,830 [Evil laugh] 813 00:46:42,140 --> 00:46:42,890 Oh man. 814 00:46:43,730 --> 00:46:45,140 This is the same as last year. 815 00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:48,080 You've actually paid money to go on this hayride before? 816 00:46:48,110 --> 00:46:48,830 Yeah, sure. 817 00:46:48,830 --> 00:46:50,000 It's a family tradition. 818 00:46:51,230 --> 00:46:52,880 I hope the commissioners give it a good review. 819 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,530 I hate for this to all go away. 820 00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:58,550 You really don't have much going on upstairs, do you? 821 00:46:59,030 --> 00:46:59,977 What? 822 00:46:59,977 --> 00:47:01,640 It's a haunted hayride, man. 823 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,450 This is This is nothing not to like about this. 824 00:47:06,550 --> 00:47:10,489 Ah. Take a balloon, have a balloon 825 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:11,800 Red balloon. 826 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:29,990 Hazel. 827 00:47:29,990 --> 00:47:31,070 Oh, um. 828 00:47:34,790 --> 00:47:41,180 On your right is the infamous skeleton house, built by Jane 829 00:47:41,180 --> 00:47:46,070 Cox in the 1890s and burned to the ground in the 1900s. 830 00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:50,210 This haunted hut from hell was 831 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,310 a heinous hub for atrocious activity. 832 00:47:52,340 --> 00:47:53,780 Aces up his sleeve. 833 00:47:54,470 --> 00:47:55,507 Cute. 834 00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:58,640 Now listen up, you two. 835 00:47:58,670 --> 00:48:02,090 No matter what tricks Farmer Sam has up his sleeve, we are 836 00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:03,650 not going to give him a good review. 837 00:48:03,770 --> 00:48:06,770 But what if he really did make great changes and improvements? 838 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,590 No. I'm sick and tired of fighting with that bastard over 839 00:48:09,590 --> 00:48:13,310 zoning and noise and traffic patterns and water violations 840 00:48:13,310 --> 00:48:14,240 and taxes. 841 00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:15,870 And I get it, I get it. 842 00:48:16,410 --> 00:48:17,070 You hate him. 843 00:48:17,190 --> 00:48:18,750 It's more than that, missy. 844 00:48:18,870 --> 00:48:19,980 Whose side are you on? 845 00:48:20,010 --> 00:48:22,770 I thought I was representing the best interests of all the 846 00:48:22,770 --> 00:48:24,150 residents of Willis County. 847 00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:27,060 Nope. We represent the future. 848 00:48:27,090 --> 00:48:27,870 Out with the old. 849 00:48:27,870 --> 00:48:28,890 In with the new. 850 00:48:30,030 --> 00:48:32,970 And I ask you, can anybody 851 00:48:32,970 --> 00:48:36,720 really win if everybody's cheating? 852 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:01,910 I've lost my head. 853 00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:03,430 Has anybody seen it? 854 00:49:03,850 --> 00:49:04,990 I've lost my head. 855 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:06,640 I have to find it. 856 00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:08,710 Has anybody seen my head? 857 00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,030 You're supposed to say something back. 858 00:49:10,330 --> 00:49:11,620 I'm not saying anything. 859 00:49:11,650 --> 00:49:12,880 You say something. 860 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,625 He spoke to you. 861 00:49:13,626 --> 00:49:14,399 Has anybody seen it? 862 00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:17,080 Shit. Okay, well, that was lame. 863 00:49:17,410 --> 00:49:18,550 This is all lame. 864 00:49:19,180 --> 00:49:21,700 I don't know why I let you talk me into this stupid hayride in 865 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:22,450 the first place. 866 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:22,870 Oh, no. 867 00:49:22,870 --> 00:49:24,640 That girl talked you into it. 868 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,320 I'm just along for the ride. 869 00:49:26,407 --> 00:49:29,842 We were supposed to be judges in some sort of contest. 870 00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:32,250 If I had known, we would be sitting in this. 871 00:49:33,046 --> 00:49:33,934 [Shouting] 872 00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:37,890 That is not funny dick. 873 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,840 - It's pretty funny to me. - Asshole. 874 00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:42,450 Oh, come on, Karen, it's all fake. 875 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:46,080 They take the blades off the chainsaw. 876 00:49:48,210 --> 00:49:49,260 We're perfectly safe. 877 00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:51,280 You're just afraid. 878 00:49:51,847 --> 00:49:53,057 [Screaming] 879 00:49:53,830 --> 00:49:54,760 Jesus Christ! 880 00:49:56,620 --> 00:49:57,730 Whoa, whoa. 881 00:50:07,287 --> 00:50:09,189 That's not funny, dick. 882 00:50:17,580 --> 00:50:18,480 Jesus. 883 00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:25,560 I know, I know, I'm sorry, baby, but you got to admit that 884 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,810 - they got you. - Got me? 885 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,480 Got me? What the fuck Dick? 886 00:50:30,870 --> 00:50:33,660 I do not have to put up with this kind of. 887 00:50:33,668 --> 00:50:34,782 [Balloon pops] 888 00:50:35,935 --> 00:50:37,110 A fucking clown? 889 00:50:37,710 --> 00:50:39,440 Are you fucking kidding me? 890 00:50:40,130 --> 00:50:42,530 I want to talk to the fucking manager. 891 00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:44,540 That would be me. 892 00:51:55,730 --> 00:51:56,990 Oh wait, oh wait. 893 00:51:56,990 --> 00:51:58,010 This one's a this one's a good one. 894 00:51:58,010 --> 00:51:59,480 This one's a good one. I promise. 895 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:00,230 Okay, here we go. 896 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,350 We all know the tale of William Tell. 897 00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:06,260 He disobeyed his king, who then reigned down hell. 898 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:09,530 The king proposed a test of his great aim. 899 00:52:09,530 --> 00:52:14,030 Shoot an apple as part of a game. 900 00:52:14,210 --> 00:52:16,890 Oh, boy, it was swell. 901 00:52:17,130 --> 00:52:21,570 But perhaps today's test will be the boy's death knell. 902 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,500 Death knell? 903 00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:24,937 Death? Sam, death knell? 904 00:52:24,937 --> 00:52:27,090 Yeah. Jesus. 905 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,970 What did you get this from the Maritime Thesaurus? 906 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:31,980 I have wagered 907 00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:36,780 against my critics the life of my own son. 908 00:52:37,410 --> 00:52:40,095 That this crossbow will hit it's mark. 909 00:52:41,030 --> 00:52:42,350 Hey! Help! 910 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,970 Stop! Stop! 911 00:52:44,390 --> 00:52:45,121 Stop! 912 00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:53,045 Help! 913 00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:55,520 Alright folks, your turn now. 914 00:52:55,550 --> 00:52:57,830 Who among you is a marksman? 915 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,830 Huh? Jubal, what about you? 916 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,140 That seems to be right up your alley. 917 00:53:03,610 --> 00:53:04,780 Damn right it is. 918 00:53:05,110 --> 00:53:07,180 Well, dummies fake, but the 919 00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:09,820 crossbow is real and sited perfectly. 920 00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:12,250 How good is your aim? 921 00:53:12,670 --> 00:53:14,110 It's goddamn perfect. 922 00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:15,361 Well. 923 00:53:16,330 --> 00:53:19,660 All right, well at the mark of zero split the apple. 924 00:53:19,690 --> 00:53:21,803 - Hey. Anyone help! - You win a prize. 925 00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:22,510 You ready? 926 00:53:23,770 --> 00:53:25,330 Hey! Hey! 927 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,720 It's me, Chucky. Stop! 928 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,570 Three. Two. 929 00:53:34,630 --> 00:53:36,075 Hey stop! 930 00:53:36,270 --> 00:53:39,180 One. Zero! 931 00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:40,620 Dad! 932 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:44,760 We have a winner! 933 00:53:45,510 --> 00:53:47,395 The site was off. 934 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:50,310 Well. 935 00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:52,520 That's all right. 936 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,720 You're a winner anyway. 937 00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:56,000 Hazel, give the man a candy apple. 938 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,190 Unless you've pocketed the rest of them. 939 00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:39,190 And now for a public service announcement. 940 00:54:39,190 --> 00:54:43,250 Please don't drink and drive, but if you do, be sure to sign 941 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:44,900 up as an organ donor. 942 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:48,500 Don't take your organs to hell. 943 00:54:48,590 --> 00:54:50,600 Heaven knows we need them here. 944 00:54:51,410 --> 00:54:51,980 Thank you. 945 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,770 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 946 00:54:54,770 --> 00:54:58,070 I hope you've all been taking good care of your vital organs. 947 00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,420 Patty pop quiz. 948 00:54:59,690 --> 00:55:00,440 Are you ready? 949 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:02,030 Kidneys. 950 00:55:02,630 --> 00:55:07,038 See New York state College and Boston. 951 00:55:07,038 --> 00:55:07,930 Heart? 952 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,130 - Philadelphia. - Oh, yeah. 953 00:55:09,310 --> 00:55:10,780 - Hershey. - Yep. 954 00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:13,510 - Allentown. - Check. Lungs. 955 00:55:13,510 --> 00:55:14,710 Harrisburg. 956 00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:18,220 Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. 957 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,750 Check and liver. 958 00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:22,750 Baltimore. Washington, DC. 959 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:23,847 Ah. 960 00:55:24,010 --> 00:55:26,830 And Scranton. 961 00:55:26,830 --> 00:55:28,350 Yes! Perfection! 962 00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:32,760 This looks really realistic. 963 00:55:33,150 --> 00:55:35,970 Yeah. One time there was this accident on route 202, and this 964 00:55:35,970 --> 00:55:37,920 guy was cut in half with a steering wheel. 965 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,650 These effects just like it. 966 00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:42,510 Really realistic. 967 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,550 Hey. Hey, Patty. 968 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:52,996 Hey, Nick. 969 00:55:54,260 --> 00:55:55,101 She digs me. 970 00:55:56,210 --> 00:55:57,684 We're gonna carve a pumpkin, later. 971 00:55:59,540 --> 00:56:01,430 This is really starting to creep me out. 972 00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:03,110 What the hell is going on here? 973 00:56:03,350 --> 00:56:04,550 Oh, Jesus. 974 00:56:04,550 --> 00:56:06,320 It's supposed to be creepy. 975 00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:08,049 I think it's just gross. 976 00:56:08,049 --> 00:56:09,620 Chopping up a body like that. 977 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,180 This is disgusting. 978 00:56:11,210 --> 00:56:14,060 Well, then there's your reason for shutting this down. 979 00:56:14,210 --> 00:56:15,290 You have my vote. 980 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,040 That's more like it. 981 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,760 Ruby, where are you, girl? 982 00:56:25,270 --> 00:56:26,950 There you are, good girl. 983 00:57:47,550 --> 00:57:48,480 Hey, Dick. 984 00:57:49,830 --> 00:57:50,970 Dick. 985 00:57:50,970 --> 00:57:52,730 That name. 986 00:57:52,850 --> 00:57:53,720 That's me. 987 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:58,160 Dick. Dick, Dickity, Dick, Dick, Dick. 988 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,900 Actually, it's Richard, but I never really liked that name. 989 00:58:03,830 --> 00:58:06,650 So you think Dick is better? 990 00:58:06,830 --> 00:58:08,780 Hey, at least my last name isn't face. 991 00:58:11,180 --> 00:58:12,680 Dick face. 992 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,600 That's a good one. 993 00:58:18,820 --> 00:58:21,373 You always do make me laugh. 994 00:58:27,220 --> 00:58:29,500 Ah. Get a room. 995 00:58:30,464 --> 00:58:32,740 I think it's sweet. 996 00:58:33,370 --> 00:58:39,280 I wish I had a soul mate or a lover or even a fuck buddy. 997 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,130 Somebody say my name. 998 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:44,491 Uh. Shut up dimwit! 999 00:58:44,525 --> 00:58:46,111 Why does everybody keep calling me that? 1000 00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:47,668 It's Dermot. 1001 00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:49,650 My name is Dermot Nixler. 1002 00:58:52,170 --> 00:58:57,600 You have got to be the stupidest motherfucker on the 1003 00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:58,650 face of the earth. 1004 00:59:00,763 --> 00:59:02,190 What about outer space? 1005 00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:04,440 Good point. 1006 00:59:04,670 --> 00:59:06,470 I stand corrected, you are the 1007 00:59:06,470 --> 00:59:09,860 stupidest motherfucker in the universe. 1008 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:14,210 Oh, look. 1009 00:59:15,110 --> 00:59:16,580 Fireflies. 1010 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,430 Oh! The intestines. 1011 00:59:58,473 --> 00:59:59,630 Damnit, Ruby! No! 1012 01:00:05,090 --> 01:00:07,490 - Seriously? - Sorry. 1013 01:00:37,540 --> 01:00:39,130 We we pound pond. 1014 01:00:39,130 --> 01:00:42,660 We now transport you to a faraway 1015 01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:44,580 land of tropical terror. 1016 01:00:44,670 --> 01:00:46,470 Where the locals know to. 1017 01:00:46,470 --> 01:00:50,310 Fear the keeper of the pond. 1018 01:00:50,410 --> 01:00:53,160 Here our safety is solely secured. 1019 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,590 Through satisfying his sadistic. 1020 01:00:55,950 --> 01:01:01,380 Predilections. The unsuitably sick son of a virgin 1021 01:01:01,380 --> 01:01:04,440 sacrifice to protect. 1022 01:01:04,910 --> 01:01:06,890 Virgin. Where are you gonna find a virgin? 1023 01:01:06,890 --> 01:01:08,450 How are we gonna find a virgin? 1024 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:10,850 I don't know a virgin. 1025 01:01:11,030 --> 01:01:14,060 I don't know any virgin's. Vergina. 1026 01:01:15,118 --> 01:01:16,210 [Laughter] 1027 01:01:22,460 --> 01:01:22,910 Oh. 1028 01:01:23,570 --> 01:01:25,940 Look, there's something in the water over there. 1029 01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:28,160 What is that? 1030 01:01:36,130 --> 01:01:38,080 What are you doing here? 1031 01:01:39,850 --> 01:01:41,440 Holy crap! 1032 01:01:47,950 --> 01:01:50,890 I said get off my pond! 1033 01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,076 I said get off, 1034 01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:55,808 my pond! 1035 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:58,820 [Screaming] 1036 01:02:07,130 --> 01:02:09,170 You'd better run for it, dude. 1037 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,242 Help! 1038 01:02:15,980 --> 01:02:18,289 You're so screwed now. 1039 01:02:24,226 --> 01:02:25,390 Oh my God! 1040 01:02:34,641 --> 01:02:35,733 Help! 1041 01:02:40,247 --> 01:02:41,904 Help! Help! 1042 01:02:41,904 --> 01:02:44,040 [Screaming] 1043 01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:49,260 That was awesome. 1044 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,670 Yeah. No, that's what I'm talking about. 1045 01:02:54,865 --> 01:02:59,010 Wow. Damn, Sam. I am impressed. 1046 01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:01,049 Pleasure's all mine. 1047 01:03:02,340 --> 01:03:04,859 I, I have eight fingers. 1048 01:03:30,190 --> 01:03:31,390 Time to kill. 1049 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,209 [Howling] 1050 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,440 I need a volunteer. 1051 01:03:41,770 --> 01:03:42,700 Hey, Hazel. 1052 01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:43,540 Over here. 1053 01:03:43,540 --> 01:03:44,410 Come over here. 1054 01:03:44,410 --> 01:03:45,610 I need your help. 1055 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:46,810 Hazel, come. 1056 01:03:46,930 --> 01:03:48,220 Come help us out. 1057 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:50,230 Come on, everybody, give. 1058 01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:51,550 Her some encouragement. 1059 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:53,670 Ready, Hazel. 1060 01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:55,890 [Together] Hazel. Hazel. 1061 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,320 Hazel. Hazel. 1062 01:03:58,350 --> 01:04:00,360 Hazel. Hazel. 1063 01:04:00,690 --> 01:04:03,000 Hazel. Hazel. 1064 01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:05,430 Hazel. Hazel. 1065 01:04:05,730 --> 01:04:07,980 Hazel. Hazel. 1066 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,060 Hazel. Yeah. 1067 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:13,620 Good girl. 1068 01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:15,150 Just kick it with your foot. 1069 01:04:15,150 --> 01:04:15,690 Yeah. 1070 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:20,302 Okay. 1071 01:04:24,010 --> 01:04:25,810 Yeah. Yeah. 1072 01:04:25,810 --> 01:04:27,310 Yeah. Yeah. 1073 01:04:27,340 --> 01:04:27,790 Nice. 1074 01:04:32,230 --> 01:04:32,800 Yeah. 1075 01:04:34,510 --> 01:04:35,479 Good job, Hazel. 1076 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:44,621 Thank you. 1077 01:04:45,690 --> 01:04:46,860 That's my Hazel. 1078 01:04:46,890 --> 01:04:49,980 [Howling] 1079 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,150 Witch! Witch! 1080 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:25,910 Witch. 1081 01:05:26,990 --> 01:05:29,270 Is there a which amongst you travelers? 1082 01:05:29,270 --> 01:05:31,183 My wife is a witch once a month. 1083 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:32,545 Asshole. 1084 01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:34,150 I know it's hard to hear, baby, but someone's got to tell you 1085 01:05:34,150 --> 01:05:34,780 the truth. 1086 01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:37,390 I say again, my fellow pilgrims. 1087 01:05:37,660 --> 01:05:40,600 Is there a witch in this wagon? 1088 01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:48,700 And now for our featured performer, witch Hazel. 1089 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:50,280 Um. 1090 01:05:50,350 --> 01:05:51,400 Here I am. 1091 01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:54,810 Yes. Perfect. 1092 01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:58,080 Come with me, you rapacious witch. 1093 01:06:01,410 --> 01:06:02,190 A witch. 1094 01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:03,150 A witch! 1095 01:06:03,180 --> 01:06:05,280 My kingdom for a witch. 1096 01:06:05,310 --> 01:06:08,025 Oh my God! Fuck. Okay. Easy on the goods. 1097 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:10,140 Fix your eyes upon her. 1098 01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:12,540 But be not beguiled by her beauty. 1099 01:06:12,540 --> 01:06:18,170 For beneath this exquisite feminine form is a wretched, 1100 01:06:18,170 --> 01:06:19,580 decrepit witch. 1101 01:06:19,610 --> 01:06:24,200 And tonight we purge the scenes of this greedy whore. 1102 01:06:24,290 --> 01:06:26,150 - What? - Just play along. 1103 01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:27,560 Oh, yeah. 1104 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:30,740 Um. I'm a naughty witch, and I need to be punished. 1105 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:32,390 You're doing great. 1106 01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:32,930 Okay. Yeah. 1107 01:06:33,170 --> 01:06:34,910 Um. I'm greedy and 1108 01:06:34,910 --> 01:06:37,400 I'm evil and I'm exquisite, and, uh. 1109 01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:39,140 And I don't use dental floss. 1110 01:06:39,170 --> 01:06:40,610 Tie her to the stake. 1111 01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:49,620 Jesus. It's a little tight. 1112 01:06:49,980 --> 01:06:50,940 Got to sell it, baby. 1113 01:06:58,140 --> 01:06:58,950 It's not funny. 1114 01:06:59,370 --> 01:07:01,445 It's not fucking funny. 1115 01:07:02,369 --> 01:07:04,201 [Loud music] 1116 01:07:07,410 --> 01:07:08,775 You guys, please. 1117 01:07:10,010 --> 01:07:10,592 Ah! 1118 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:13,370 Oh my God, what is that? 1119 01:07:13,430 --> 01:07:15,470 Gasoline, you greedy bitch! 1120 01:07:15,830 --> 01:07:17,390 What? What no! 1121 01:07:17,420 --> 01:07:19,370 Jubel! Jubel no! 1122 01:07:19,970 --> 01:07:20,810 What'd she say? 1123 01:07:21,432 --> 01:07:23,060 Beats me, the music's too loud. 1124 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:25,730 This is what you really want, isn't it? 1125 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,520 You've been stealing from this farm for years. 1126 01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:30,550 What's another $100, right? 1127 01:07:30,820 --> 01:07:31,600 No, please. 1128 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,358 Okay. Um. 1129 01:07:32,358 --> 01:07:33,580 Hey, I'll give it to you. 1130 01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:34,240 I'll give it all back. 1131 01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:35,110 I'll give it all back. 1132 01:07:35,110 --> 01:07:36,820 Just how much did you steal? 1133 01:07:36,820 --> 01:07:37,330 A lot. 1134 01:07:37,330 --> 01:07:38,140 Oh, so a lot. 1135 01:07:38,140 --> 01:07:40,253 And if you help me, I'll make it so worth your while. 1136 01:07:40,253 --> 01:07:40,840 Please. 1137 01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:46,619 Nah, the show must go on. 1138 01:07:46,619 --> 01:07:47,497 No! 1139 01:07:47,529 --> 01:07:48,739 [Screaming] 1140 01:07:54,660 --> 01:07:55,860 It looks so real. 1141 01:07:55,871 --> 01:07:57,090 How did he do that? 1142 01:07:58,590 --> 01:08:00,000 I gotta hand it to you, Sam. 1143 01:08:00,270 --> 01:08:01,560 You went all out this time? 1144 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:05,160 Yeah, like I told you, we will do whatever. 1145 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,080 It takes to keep our farm. 1146 01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:19,150 [Eerie music] 1147 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:43,331 [Evil laugh] 1148 01:08:49,930 --> 01:08:50,833 [Evil laugh] 1149 01:08:52,330 --> 01:08:54,190 Hello there, travelers! 1150 01:08:54,220 --> 01:08:56,860 Do you have any body parts to spare? 1151 01:08:56,890 --> 01:08:59,620 I'm perfecting my masterpiece. 1152 01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:03,010 Well, if you don't need a brain, deputy dimwit, your man. 1153 01:09:03,610 --> 01:09:04,690 Oh, yes. 1154 01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:06,560 A fantastic specimen. 1155 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,450 Look at those muscles. 1156 01:09:08,810 --> 01:09:12,410 Why, you look like a Christmas sausage bursting at the seams. 1157 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,910 Deputy Dexler, I do believe you're making me blush. 1158 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:18,500 You're making me blush. 1159 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:19,670 You know my name? 1160 01:09:19,850 --> 01:09:20,900 That's impressive. 1161 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:22,550 That's because you're special. 1162 01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:23,441 Oh. 1163 01:09:23,690 --> 01:09:25,010 He's special, all right. 1164 01:09:25,220 --> 01:09:28,610 Uh, deputy, would you be a peach and come on down and help 1165 01:09:28,610 --> 01:09:30,230 me with my electric chair? 1166 01:09:30,370 --> 01:09:31,210 Count me in. 1167 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,500 Can I flip the switch? 1168 01:09:32,740 --> 01:09:34,060 Absolutely. 1169 01:09:35,530 --> 01:09:37,960 My hunk of burning flesh. 1170 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:39,640 Hey, you guys should call me, 1171 01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:41,920 uh, Doctor Jekyll and Deputy Hyde. 1172 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,940 Ho ho ho ho ho! 1173 01:09:47,230 --> 01:09:49,840 Do we have any good boys and girls with us this evening? 1174 01:09:49,870 --> 01:09:52,210 Hell no evil, pumpkin Claus. 1175 01:09:52,300 --> 01:09:54,610 All we have are naughty little children. 1176 01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:56,610 You mean those monsters over there? 1177 01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,125 [Laughter] 1178 01:10:01,890 --> 01:10:03,240 No, I mean those. 1179 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:06,530 Sons of bitches that are trying to steal my farm! 1180 01:10:06,530 --> 01:10:07,650 Ah! 1181 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:11,910 Come on, get the cuffs. 1182 01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:16,119 Hey! 1183 01:10:18,740 --> 01:10:20,750 How do you like that chicken pussy? 1184 01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:22,490 Doesn't feel too good, does it? 1185 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:31,310 The fuck is going on? 1186 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,740 Ho ho ho ho ho! 1187 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,350 Ho ho ho ho! 1188 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:39,500 God damn it, Sam, get me out of 1189 01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,870 this or I will throw your ass in jail! 1190 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:44,410 Seems to me like you're the one in chains. 1191 01:10:44,650 --> 01:10:45,749 Strap him in. 1192 01:10:59,140 --> 01:11:00,132 What are you doing guys? 1193 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:01,171 What are you doing? 1194 01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:02,621 Oh! Hey, guys hold on. 1195 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:04,960 Come on. Alright guys. 1196 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:06,310 It's not funny anymore. 1197 01:11:06,340 --> 01:11:07,350 What are they doing to him? 1198 01:11:07,380 --> 01:11:07,920 I don't know. 1199 01:11:07,950 --> 01:11:09,330 Are they going to electrocute him? 1200 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:10,320 I don't know. 1201 01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:11,010 Oh my God. 1202 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:12,360 Are they going to electrocute us? 1203 01:11:12,390 --> 01:11:14,220 I don't know, I don't fucking know. 1204 01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:16,860 I'm not a goddamn encyclopedia. 1205 01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:24,270 You're welcome. 1206 01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:33,430 Ha! God damn it, Sam, I swear I'm gonna kill you! 1207 01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:34,270 Ha ha ha! 1208 01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:35,890 You've been trying that for years. 1209 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,810 What makes you think you'll be lucky this time? 1210 01:11:37,810 --> 01:11:40,486 Cause this time you're really pissing me off! 1211 01:11:40,486 --> 01:11:42,730 Oh, sticks and stones, Jubal. 1212 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,730 Oh, by the way, do you remember back in high school when you 1213 01:11:45,730 --> 01:11:47,170 were certain that your 1214 01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:49,180 girlfriend was fucking another guy? 1215 01:11:49,210 --> 01:11:50,110 Fuck you. 1216 01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:50,770 Wait a minute. 1217 01:11:50,770 --> 01:11:51,910 You already knew that. 1218 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:52,840 Oh, shit. 1219 01:11:52,930 --> 01:11:54,970 I was planning this big reveal and everything. 1220 01:11:54,990 --> 01:11:57,780 I am so gonna fucking kill you! 1221 01:11:57,810 --> 01:12:00,180 Well, you can try again. 1222 01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:02,460 I don't want to do this anymore. 1223 01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:04,080 Guys. Uncle, please help me. 1224 01:12:04,498 --> 01:12:06,300 It's okay Nix. It's okay. 1225 01:12:06,591 --> 01:12:08,370 Come on Sam! God damn it! 1226 01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:10,380 He's just a kid, for Christ's sakes. 1227 01:12:12,573 --> 01:12:13,500 No! 1228 01:12:14,130 --> 01:12:15,600 [screaming] 1229 01:12:24,740 --> 01:12:26,420 Shit's getting real now. 1230 01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:46,569 Mhm. 1231 01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:48,656 Mhm. 1232 01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,570 We gotta get out of here. 1233 01:13:47,780 --> 01:13:48,950 He is not gonna get us. 1234 01:13:48,950 --> 01:13:49,800 Okay? 1235 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:51,170 Listen up. 1236 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:53,210 On the next turn, we're gonna go 1237 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:54,320 off the wagon. 1238 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:55,500 On my go. Ready? 1239 01:14:07,380 --> 01:14:08,108 Ah! 1240 01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:09,769 Ah! 1241 01:14:25,730 --> 01:14:28,174 No. Truckee, no! 1242 01:14:34,190 --> 01:14:35,895 No! Truckee, no! 1243 01:14:36,110 --> 01:14:37,970 And you killed him with your crossbow. 1244 01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:42,560 I'll fucking kill you! 1245 01:14:42,590 --> 01:14:43,660 You already said that. 1246 01:14:53,710 --> 01:14:55,360 Go go go go go go go! 1247 01:14:56,878 --> 01:14:58,222 [Gunshots] 1248 01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:05,980 Hey! They're getting away! 1249 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:08,850 Whoa whoa whoa. 1250 01:15:09,060 --> 01:15:10,020 It's okay. 1251 01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:10,890 It's cool, it's cool. 1252 01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:12,750 All right, all right, all right. 1253 01:15:20,580 --> 01:15:21,990 [Heavy breathing] 1254 01:15:24,630 --> 01:15:25,920 Oh, shit. 1255 01:15:58,150 --> 01:15:59,080 No service. 1256 01:15:59,230 --> 01:16:00,520 What the fuck? 1257 01:16:07,753 --> 01:16:09,100 Come on. 1258 01:16:13,315 --> 01:16:14,794 [Orchestra music] 1259 01:16:35,844 --> 01:16:37,171 [Music continues] 1260 01:16:49,930 --> 01:16:51,165 [Screaming] 1261 01:17:12,463 --> 01:17:13,522 [Scream] 1262 01:18:50,787 --> 01:18:52,115 [Jingle bells] 1263 01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:05,866 [Screaming] 1264 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,340 No, no, no, no, no. 1265 01:19:32,150 --> 01:19:34,700 No no no no no no no. 1266 01:19:34,850 --> 01:19:40,310 No. Stop don't, I dont. No no no no no. 1267 01:19:42,326 --> 01:19:43,587 [Engine starting] 1268 01:19:43,587 --> 01:19:45,590 No no no no no no no no. 1269 01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:49,054 [Screaming] 1270 01:19:51,470 --> 01:19:52,520 Drill baby. 1271 01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:53,750 Drill. Yeah. 1272 01:20:33,330 --> 01:20:34,680 Enough of this bullshit! 1273 01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,270 I am done, Sam! 1274 01:20:37,315 --> 01:20:39,585 Not having fun anymore? 1275 01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:41,280 You sure seem to have a lot of fun 1276 01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:42,840 when you were trying to tase me to death. 1277 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:43,920 That was an accident! 1278 01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:44,780 Oh, bullshit! 1279 01:20:44,900 --> 01:20:47,570 You've been conspiring with these assholes for years trying 1280 01:20:47,570 --> 01:20:48,890 to steal my farm. 1281 01:20:48,890 --> 01:20:50,750 Take away everything we hold dear. 1282 01:20:50,750 --> 01:20:52,460 You killed my son! 1283 01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:54,350 No, you killed your son! 1284 01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:56,480 You tricked me, you son of a bitch! 1285 01:20:56,480 --> 01:20:57,560 Well, you're stupid! 1286 01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,900 [Screaming] [Gunshot] 1287 01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:03,285 Get help! 1288 01:21:12,740 --> 01:21:15,180 [Screaming] 1289 01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:30,750 No, got a gun! 1290 01:21:54,830 --> 01:21:55,910 [Laughter] 1291 01:21:55,940 --> 01:21:58,600 It's gonna be a hot one in the old town tonight. 1292 01:22:20,050 --> 01:22:21,880 Nice try, asshole. 1293 01:22:23,370 --> 01:22:24,030 Hey, Jubal. 1294 01:22:25,260 --> 01:22:26,220 Fire in the hole! 1295 01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:30,123 [Screaming] 1296 01:22:30,123 --> 01:22:31,321 [Laughter] 1297 01:22:51,784 --> 01:22:54,539 [Crying] 1298 01:23:03,755 --> 01:23:05,810 [Screaming] 1299 01:23:06,437 --> 01:23:07,463 Help me! 1300 01:23:07,820 --> 01:23:08,771 Help! 1301 01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:16,480 [Crying continues] 1302 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:20,920 Help me! 1303 01:23:21,490 --> 01:23:23,470 Please help me! 1304 01:23:28,030 --> 01:23:29,710 Please, I beg you! 1305 01:23:32,690 --> 01:23:35,120 Damnit! Help me! 1306 01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:41,480 What the hell are you doing out here? 1307 01:23:41,930 --> 01:23:42,654 Hold on. 1308 01:23:43,550 --> 01:23:45,620 This doesn't have anything to do with that hayride 1309 01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:46,640 nonsense, does it? 1310 01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:49,466 Yes it's Sam! 1311 01:23:51,830 --> 01:23:53,480 He's gone crazy! 1312 01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:55,790 Goddamn hayride! 1313 01:23:56,150 --> 01:23:57,050 I've been telling him 1314 01:23:57,050 --> 01:23:59,950 to shut this down since Moby Dick was a guppy! 1315 01:24:00,220 --> 01:24:01,690 But does he listen to me? 1316 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:04,090 No, no, no! 1317 01:24:04,330 --> 01:24:05,830 He's evil. 1318 01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:08,650 You stay put, darling. 1319 01:24:08,890 --> 01:24:10,060 I'll fix this. 1320 01:24:26,947 --> 01:24:28,480 [Engine revving] 1321 01:24:34,422 --> 01:24:38,370 Goddamn trespassers ruining all my corn! 1322 01:24:42,461 --> 01:24:43,990 [Screaming] 1323 01:24:46,940 --> 01:24:49,040 I don't deserve this. 1324 01:24:56,024 --> 01:24:57,116 [Laughter] 1325 01:24:58,670 --> 01:25:00,710 Nobody stops the harvest! 1326 01:25:05,193 --> 01:25:06,403 [Wincing] 1327 01:25:36,296 --> 01:25:37,506 [Crying] 1328 01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:39,810 Help! 1329 01:25:42,060 --> 01:25:42,840 Help me! 1330 01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:44,040 Please! Help! 1331 01:25:44,610 --> 01:25:46,140 Help! 1332 01:25:59,740 --> 01:26:00,840 [Screaming] 1333 01:26:01,420 --> 01:26:03,032 [Laughter] 1334 01:26:27,963 --> 01:26:29,324 [Laughter] 1335 01:26:40,476 --> 01:26:42,690 Hey, sorry about Jubal. 1336 01:26:42,870 --> 01:26:45,240 He burned us, so I burned him. 1337 01:26:47,690 --> 01:26:48,590 No worry. 1338 01:26:48,590 --> 01:26:51,500 We've got enough organs to pay off the bank loan, fix the roof 1339 01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:54,080 on the barn, and a little more for a rainy day. 1340 01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:57,560 Best harvest ever. 1341 01:27:00,590 --> 01:27:01,790 Real nice. 1342 01:27:12,010 --> 01:27:12,728 All right. 1343 01:27:12,910 --> 01:27:15,596 I have four hearts, 1344 01:27:16,420 --> 01:27:17,504 three kidneys. 1345 01:27:18,730 --> 01:27:19,360 All right. 1346 01:27:19,510 --> 01:27:20,560 I think we're ready to go. 1347 01:27:20,770 --> 01:27:21,552 Yeah. 1348 01:27:31,930 --> 01:27:33,370 Organic farming. 1349 01:27:37,753 --> 01:27:38,212 Woo! 1350 01:27:40,620 --> 01:27:41,640 Hey! Hey, wait! 1351 01:27:41,940 --> 01:27:43,020 Not that one! 1352 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:47,070 Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! 1353 01:27:47,130 --> 01:27:47,550 Uh oh! 1354 01:27:47,550 --> 01:27:48,450 No no no! 1355 01:27:48,450 --> 01:27:49,440 Let her down. 1356 01:27:50,220 --> 01:27:51,960 Nah, this one's a keeper. 1357 01:27:52,650 --> 01:27:54,180 Ooh! Yeah! 1358 01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:56,970 Oh, yeah, baby! 1359 01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:35,670 Okay, cover it up. 1360 01:28:42,273 --> 01:28:44,206 [Glass shattering} [Metal crunching] 1361 01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:19,720 Smells like victory. 1362 01:29:20,230 --> 01:29:21,450 [Laughter] 1363 01:29:26,982 --> 01:29:28,814 [Eerie music] 84206