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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:06,120 Mr. Vice President, Senator Thomas, Senator Wiley, and Congressman Miller. 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:08,260 Oh, where the heck is Rob? 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:16,219 Violence and murder are up 15 % in Manhattan alone ever since the 4 00:00:16,219 --> 00:00:20,940 Act. He's got a gun! You saved my life. You just earned Washington. Pro 5 00:00:20,940 --> 00:00:22,680 -prohibition. Am I gonna die? 6 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:28,190 The best way to get rid of that tumor is to inject it with... Straight THC and 7 00:00:28,190 --> 00:00:32,090 CBD. It will literally vanish in one week. 8 00:00:32,610 --> 00:00:33,610 No! 9 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:35,490 Robert! 10 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,210 Robert! Robert! 11 00:00:38,070 --> 00:00:39,070 You're going to be okay. 12 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:40,810 Um, I think. 13 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:48,450 It's not the typical passion we use for this type of operation. 14 00:00:48,670 --> 00:00:50,410 Everything looks fine to me. But I think you'll be alright. 15 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,190 I say we do it, doctor. 16 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:53,430 Yes. 17 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:09,150 Mr. Vice President, Senator Thomas, Senator Wiley, and Congressman Miller. 18 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:10,150 where the heck is Rob? 19 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:17,850 Mr. Webb, Mr. Bell, scientists, distinguished guests, and ladies and 20 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:18,850 of the world. 21 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:28,810 I appreciate you all for nominating me as the speaking representative in these 22 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:32,130 matters. I didn't nominate you for shit, asshole! 23 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:40,460 you're watching that for because you have to do our future we meet at this 24 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:46,760 noted for knowledge in a city noted for progress in a country noted for strength 25 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:52,300 and we stand in need of all these three where we meet in an hour of change and 26 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:58,040 challenge in a decade of hope and fear in an age of both knowledge and 27 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,740 you goddamn right there's ignorance in this motherfucker 28 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:11,740 The greater our knowledge increases, the greater our knowledge unfolds, despite 29 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:17,560 the dramatic fact that the scientists have information about marijuana that 30 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,320 world has never known. 31 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:25,120 Man, fuck that shit. What are they going to do? Make pot illegal all over again? 32 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,080 Yeah, man, that's what these congressional hearings are all about. 33 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,260 Could affect us big time. 34 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:33,440 But condense, if you will. 35 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:40,530 The 100 ,000 years cannabis has been around and the recent century of man's 36 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:46,310 recorded history, we know nothing of the previous 60 years of the why and the 37 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:48,810 how marijuana had become illegal. 38 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:52,230 We know all about that, don't we, Marky Mark? 39 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:53,510 Hell yeah, son. 40 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:57,070 If we would have been legal two years ago, we wouldn't be stuck in this 41 00:02:57,070 --> 00:03:01,630 motherfucker having to watch Newt Gingrich tell me how pot became illegal. 42 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:08,740 Then, in recent years, no man could have pictured the rapid ascent to 43 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:09,740 legalization. 44 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,480 Dude! 45 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,520 Stop throwing glass. 46 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:17,959 Fuck you! 47 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,400 I pay for it! 48 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:22,000 Man, pisses me off! 49 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:26,300 This is a lot of shit that I already heard somewhere else before! 50 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,680 I think. 51 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:31,830 Yeah, it does sound familiar, doesn't it? So it is not surprising that some 52 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:34,630 would have us stay where we are a little longer. 53 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:38,890 To rest, to wait, and to keep things the same. 54 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:42,650 I want him to stay the same, you motherfucking asshole! 55 00:03:43,530 --> 00:03:44,530 Chill, Harmony. 56 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:50,070 He means that if we don't grow as a people, our future will be worse than it 57 00:03:50,070 --> 00:03:51,070 now. 58 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:06,740 But one man had a dream, and I am not referring to the great Martin Luther 59 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:08,060 because he was a great man. 60 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:15,460 This country was not built by men who rested and wished to look behind them, 61 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:19,100 by people who looked to the moon and wished to be sent there. 62 00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:25,560 Men like Robert Argent of the World Bank conglomerate and his forward thinking. 63 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,720 I kind of want to punch him in the kidney. 64 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,960 Yeah, but you'd have to get off the couch if you're going to punch him in 65 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,540 kidney. Yeah, that's way too much work. 66 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,400 What is it, Sue? 67 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,180 Fuck if I know. 68 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:48,180 Just a lowly fisherman and an empty sea of fish. 69 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:55,340 All these big companies come and take my and my family's fish and money. 70 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,740 Motherfucker, if I see you on the street, I will hunt you down! 71 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:12,400 Can I just watch this in peace, please? 72 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,480 Who the hell gave you the name of Harmony, anyway? 73 00:05:17,140 --> 00:05:19,500 We believe in something that is honest. 74 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,680 We choose to prohibit marijuana in the recreational use. 75 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:28,020 We choose to ban pot. 76 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:32,400 We choose to start the drug war that has died. 77 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:49,100 Abra, you sure we have enough of those pot pills to last us for a while? 78 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:53,640 See? 79 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,460 We better start packing our shit, bro. 80 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,960 The motherfucking man getting us down again. 81 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:06,380 So sick and tired of this white -run, oligarchic bullshit. 82 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:17,620 sir. 83 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:52,930 We would like you to hear the final statement of Robert Argent of the 84 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:57,090 World Conglomerate. Robert, please come and address the audience. 85 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:00,810 You are so dead, Robert Argent. 86 00:07:01,050 --> 00:07:03,010 I'll show you 50 and 50. 87 00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:05,670 Can we have a 20 -minute break to wait? 88 00:07:06,870 --> 00:07:09,310 He's not here yet. He should be here shortly. 89 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:12,430 I'm not opposed if anyone else isn't. 90 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:15,870 I've got lots of stuff to do today. 91 00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:18,930 And I'm sure the rest of the country does, too. 92 00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:21,970 So if you don't mind, I'd like to get started. 93 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:26,070 Why doesn't his assistant tell us what for? 94 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:27,950 Okay, Debbie. 95 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:30,650 You've been an integral part of this process from the beginning. 96 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:31,990 Please come on up. 97 00:07:35,550 --> 00:07:36,550 Okay. 98 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:42,810 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 99 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:44,210 Is this it? 100 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,920 I have the opportunity to show them what I know. 101 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,160 I've been prepping for this all my life. 102 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:56,380 People love jingles. 103 00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:58,320 People love jingles. 104 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:02,200 Okay. All right. Oh, hen famous quote. 105 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:07,440 They're going to love me. Wait till they get a load of me. 106 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:18,340 Well, I'm not the most prepared, because Rob was going to give this his full 107 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:24,560 attention, and I'm sorry he is not here, but what I have to say 108 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:29,000 is this. 109 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:34,500 Double your pleasure, double your fun. 110 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:39,159 Break me off a piece of that cannabis bar. 111 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,520 Cannabis bar? 112 00:08:43,530 --> 00:08:46,010 Um, do you want to step it out for a second? 113 00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:48,490 Fuck I care. 114 00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:50,770 I like what I see. 115 00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:57,690 I had a dream that in four score and seven years from now, 116 00:08:57,850 --> 00:09:00,710 people would behave as one. 117 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:05,770 And there's nothing to fear than fear itself. 118 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:13,090 And what we need in a decade of fear is... Strength. 119 00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:14,910 Cool. 120 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:21,370 Can we change the... Where's the remote? 121 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:22,890 Did we break it? 122 00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:28,890 Yeah, you're going to actually have to get up off of the couch and like... 123 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,940 Oh, no. Manually change the channel? Honey, that's too hard. Why don't you do 124 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:39,400 it? We will not go to the moon, but rather legalize marijuana once and for 125 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:44,040 from our great country, and maybe people will stop being so flaky. 126 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,680 Make pot illegal. 127 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:52,900 Do what's right. 128 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,960 Just do it. 129 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,640 Go for it. 130 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:05,480 Because band -aids are stuck on you and Gatorade is thirst -stating for that 131 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,040 deep -down body thirst. 132 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:13,740 Abra, can you get me some Gatorade? I'm feeling really thirsty all of a sudden. 133 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,320 Abra. 134 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,520 Once you pop, you can't stop. 135 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:26,900 I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid. 136 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,200 I want chicken. 137 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,400 I want liver. I want liver. I want liver. 138 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:40,920 I want liver. I want liver. I want liver. I want liver. 139 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,480 I want liver. I want liver. 140 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,680 I want liver. 141 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:17,280 I like to hold it in my hands and keep it company. 142 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:22,980 I like to see the world for once. 143 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:44,960 For peace throughout the land. 144 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,680 For peace throughout the land. 145 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,440 Thank you, Debbie. 146 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,400 It's so nice to see you here. 147 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,280 That was wonderful. 148 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:33,660 Debbie, for such an impromptu speech on such short notice, I 149 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:35,840 give you my gratitude. But I have one question. 150 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,120 Do you smoke weed? 151 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,420 Yes, Senator. 152 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:43,560 There you have it, folks. Everybody in favor of making pot illegal, raise your 153 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,560 hands. 154 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,140 Thank you so much, everybody. 155 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,300 This is saving my fucking tax money, man. 156 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,000 Now 157 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:42,100 here's 158 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,740 the story about my life and my baby. 159 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,880 I love her so. 160 00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:14,890 What's that stuck on my shoe? 161 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:16,590 Oh, it's you. 162 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:18,370 And you. 163 00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,510 And you, and you, and you. 164 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:22,580 And you. 165 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:23,740 Yeah, you. 166 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,400 Money, me more money. 167 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:30,420 I want lots of money. 168 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,100 Money for me. 169 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:38,040 You'll like my lots of me. 170 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,480 Money, oh give me money. 171 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,660 I'm gonna take all your money. 172 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:54,740 Now that you know a little bit about me, let me tell you a little bit about you. 173 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:04,400 It is babies giving drugs and making them grow up into schmucks. 174 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:07,300 But not me, you can call it luck. 175 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:12,280 Different pills, red, white, and blue. I take them and you take the screw. 176 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,460 So many, you don't know what to do. 177 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:20,890 You're high laughing, wanna know what I find funny? 178 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:24,970 The bank just called and said you're in default with no money. 179 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:27,330 No money? 180 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,110 No money. 181 00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:31,510 How do you like that? 182 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:33,470 I don't. I'm good. 183 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,550 Money, me more money. 184 00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:40,530 Give me drugs and sexy honey. 185 00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:44,190 Money for me. 186 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,240 I can hear cha -cha -ching. 187 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,780 Money, give me money. 188 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:56,720 I'm gonna take it. Your pocket money. 189 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,420 Firebombs at some poor times. There'll be no help in reading songs. 190 00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:20,280 Unless you pray to me. 191 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,580 Those are mine. 192 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,440 Currency. Manipulate. 193 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:26,320 Degradate. Depreciate. Emigrate. 194 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,740 I'm getting full off your worthless face. 195 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,540 Bathing into this calm no one will know. 196 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:37,380 Ocean of cats. 197 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:40,040 Surf waves of wealth and a laugh. 198 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,080 Laugh. 199 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,920 God damn it. 200 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,780 Money. Me more money. 201 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,880 Try to sue me. 202 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,700 I have money. 203 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:57,420 I'm so proud I will sing. 204 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,600 In this world I am king. 205 00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:05,980 Money is my money. 206 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,200 You can't touch me. 207 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,099 All my money. 15063