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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:04,600 Your brother is here. 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:06,960 You're fired! 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,900 Amuse me. What do you got, pothead? 4 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:11,120 Credit assistance. 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,340 In the smoking industry, it's called hash cash. 6 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:15,660 Yes, officers. 7 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:20,480 I have reasons to believe my bank is being robbed. 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,900 Why do you hate marijuana and fucking people that smoke it so much, man? 9 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:31,860 These weedies are just cock blocking me from making sweet, sweet love to all 10 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:34,300 that. money that's coming in. 11 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:39,860 It seems that you have an extreme case of irritant dermatitis, an allergic 12 00:00:39,860 --> 00:00:40,920 reaction to money. 13 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,980 Money is my money. 14 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,160 You can't touch me. 15 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,080 I want my money. 16 00:00:55,260 --> 00:01:00,120 See? The laws are being governed by pot dealers in each shop. It ain't right. 17 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,860 I think it's just an innocent case of hiring the wrong guy. That's all. 18 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:06,160 I wish that were true, Senator. 19 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,680 Senator Clint, he's right, George. 20 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,960 This is the 100th arrest this week for tax evasion. They're just dealing with 21 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,880 the mob, and they're not paying their fair share. 22 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:19,940 Just make hiring standards higher. We could, but there's other factors at play 23 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:24,440 here. Oh, you must be talking about that scandalous video you tried to show us 24 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:25,440 at last year's convention. 25 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:26,720 It's similar. 26 00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:31,010 Uh, however, I've been seeing it running more and more rampant in the streets. 27 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:35,710 Yeah, that's right. You know, violence and murder are up 15 % in Manhattan 28 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:37,690 ever since the Legalization Act. 29 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,610 Sweet Lord, what have we done? 30 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:42,170 Our ancestors damned us for this reason. 31 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,150 I just hope it doesn't get any worse. That's all. 32 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:46,970 He's got a gun! 33 00:01:47,130 --> 00:01:48,270 Out of the way, Senator! 34 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:49,590 Ow! 35 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:54,290 I'm shot! 36 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:55,390 You okay? 37 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:57,840 Son, you saved my life. 38 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,700 You just earned Washington. Pro prohibition. 39 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:02,420 Anything you need. Anything. 40 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,380 Hey, you need infantry for your South African affairs? 41 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:09,860 You got it. All right? Thank you, sir. You won't regret it. I'm going to get 42 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:11,840 this guy, man. Yeah. Thank you. 43 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,320 Debbie, 44 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:24,880 it worked. 45 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:26,670 We got it. We did. 46 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:28,050 Yay. 47 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:30,250 I have the senator eating out of my hand. 48 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:32,130 Did you find out what Bob was up to? 49 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:38,370 No, but somebody by the name of Mar called and said that all hell's broke 50 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:43,410 down in Africa and she'll need at least three infantries. 51 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:45,830 Rob, what's an infantry? 52 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:47,930 It's code. 53 00:02:48,370 --> 00:02:49,530 She's my other lover. 54 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:51,010 She's what? 55 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:53,630 Take it easy. 56 00:02:54,430 --> 00:02:55,830 You're still my number one. 57 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:59,350 Did she mean infants? Did you have babies with her? 58 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:01,850 No, no. It's not infants. 59 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:07,310 Can you please just focus on the task at hand? Everything is going to be fine, 60 00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:10,970 Debbie. Just do as I ask and meet me at the Congressional Hall at 1030. 61 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:14,030 Oh, oh, oh! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 62 00:03:14,430 --> 00:03:16,070 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 63 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:22,850 Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. Can we please focus on the task at hand? 64 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,860 What about me? 65 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,580 Everything's going to be fine. 66 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:38,540 Just do as I ask and meet me at the Congressional Hall at 10 .30 a .m. 67 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:40,300 Fine. Great. 68 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,440 Thank you. 69 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:51,740 Thank you. Good job, guys. Way to go. Good 70 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:52,740 job. 71 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,520 Oh, hey, Senator. 72 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,040 What the hell? 73 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,080 What the hell were you thinking? 74 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,300 Faking a shooting? 75 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,279 Oh, the Senators didn't find out, did they? 76 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:22,160 No. It's a family secret. 77 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:23,760 I'll never mention it again. 78 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:25,460 Oh, good. 79 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,320 I... 80 00:04:28,380 --> 00:04:30,460 No, I can count on you, Mom. 81 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:36,320 Well, we are, after all, going to take over this country, then buy all the 82 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,020 ones. That is the plan, correct? 83 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,940 Yes, that's the plan. 84 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:46,020 Good. So I'll have you know, you need to stop feuding with your brother over the 85 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:48,400 silly nonsense about prohibiting marijuana. 86 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:50,580 What? 87 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,560 That's not just what you wanted. 88 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,400 No. 89 00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:00,920 I never told you, but I love marijuana. 90 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:03,600 You're the clean one. 91 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,500 We need to keep it that way. 92 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:13,280 You mean, I gotta tell the senators that marijuana 93 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,600 has to stay illegal? 94 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,640 Yes. That would mean Bob wins. 95 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,880 Fuck you, Bob. Fuck you, Rob. 96 00:05:26,340 --> 00:05:27,340 How's the tumor? 97 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:29,680 What tumor? 98 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:35,420 I didn't tell him yet. Oh, I hate to be the one to burst your bubble, but you 99 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:38,020 have a tumor the size of a golf ball on your head. 100 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:39,860 What? 101 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,820 Am I going to die? 102 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,440 Am I going to die? 103 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:46,380 No, no, no, no, no, no. Calm down, son. 104 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,020 You're not going to die. 105 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:54,500 As I was getting to before, I've been a fan of marijuana for many years now. 106 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,320 But not recreationally. 107 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,100 Then how? 108 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:02,140 Yeah, then how? 109 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:06,840 I've been experimenting with its medicinal uses for many years. 110 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:12,920 It turns out we have so many patents, it could be worth billions. 111 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,120 Billions? 112 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:23,120 And the best way to get rid of that tumor is to inject it with straight... 113 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:28,080 THC and CBD. It will literally vanish in one week. 114 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:30,260 No! 115 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,820 You're going to be a stoner all the way up into the next decade there, buddy. 116 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,540 Why didn't you tell me that before? 117 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,400 I love to watch you two quibble. 118 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:45,660 It's my soap. 119 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,860 Fuck you, Bob. 120 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:53,860 Fuck you, Rob. 121 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:55,460 Fuck you both children. 122 00:06:56,060 --> 00:07:00,960 Bob, quit fucking around with your brother. It's serious time now. Your 123 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,080 is on his way here. 124 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:06,360 Oh, you mean he's not busy slaving people in Egypt looking for more 125 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,740 and gold? 126 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:13,220 Yes, as soon as he heard about his favorite son and protege, he jumped on 127 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:14,420 those fast -paced planes. 128 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,460 It's the only way to travel. 129 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:29,220 Robert. 130 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:30,900 Robert. Robert. 131 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,060 Robert. 132 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:34,380 Robert. 133 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,460 Are you okay? 134 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:42,180 Yes. 135 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,520 Oh, okay. 136 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:47,280 He's fine, Daddy. 137 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,140 Why do you make everyone call you Daddy? 138 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:54,740 That's how you emit control from the get -go, son. 139 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:58,620 You gotta... Make people do things they're hesitant to do. 140 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,860 On that note, I'm leaving. 141 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:03,700 Love you, Rob. 142 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,400 Remember what I said. 143 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,640 Daddy. 144 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,120 Good luck. 145 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,600 Bye, sweetheart. 146 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:12,660 Bye. 147 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:17,020 So, can we just call you Daddy Warmonger? 148 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:21,740 You did that. People might get the wrong idea and think I was some kind of a bad 149 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:27,090 guy. Um, you are a bad guy. You enslave people all over the world, and you don't 150 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,110 even acknowledge your son. 151 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:29,490 Whatever. 152 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:32,789 Robert, I heard about your little adventure in Africa. 153 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:34,390 Bob's a douche. 154 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:36,650 Bob is a douche. You're a douche, Bob. 155 00:08:36,929 --> 00:08:38,650 Bob, you're a douche. Douche. 156 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:42,669 Douche. Robert, you are a douche. Look at me, douche. Yeah, douche. 157 00:08:42,909 --> 00:08:44,130 But, Daddy, I'm in love. 158 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,830 Look at your brother here. 159 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:47,550 Why can't you do more like a brother? 160 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:49,690 He's got a tumor. 161 00:08:50,950 --> 00:08:51,950 What have you got? 162 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,780 I said I'm in love, Daddy. 163 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:56,900 You're in love? Oh, with Lisa? 164 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:59,680 No. With Mara. 165 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,560 Never mind. I don't want to know about your personal life. 166 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,640 Look, you just keep up the good work, okay? 167 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,180 I'm proud of you. 168 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,280 Having a brain tumor. 169 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,220 I don't know what to tell you. You're going to be fine. You've got to tell 170 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,660 you're going to be fine when they have the brain tumor. 171 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:17,980 You're going to be okay. 172 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,680 I think. 173 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,380 Maybe. Be strong, okay? What if I die? 174 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:27,920 What have you done? I don't know. I don't know. What if I die? 175 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:29,920 Die. Die. 176 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:34,300 Die. Please don't, because then I have to leave it all to douche over here, 177 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:35,380 okay? Don't die. 178 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,060 Douche. Okay, put that away. Put that away. You need your strength, okay? 179 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:43,080 Okay. Okay, son, I want you and your brother, I want you and this douche over 180 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,080 here to learn how to get along. 181 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,700 Douche. Okay, no. 182 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:47,420 I can call him that. You can't. 183 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,400 Oh. Sorry, Daddy. 184 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,640 Why can't you do more like your brother? 185 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:55,900 I don't know. What do you want me to do? 186 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,900 I got to go. Robert, I love you. 187 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,200 I love you too, Daddy. 188 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,100 See you later, Big D. 189 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,760 Big D. 190 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,400 All right, Rob. 191 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,740 Think about your business, fucking loser. 192 00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:26,570 Operation. 193 00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:30,090 Rob, 194 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:32,310 you're now Walter. 195 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:37,810 That'll be good. 196 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,030 Feedback's a bitch. 197 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,840 Doctor? Doctor? 198 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:33,240 Well, it's not the typical passion we use for this type of operation. 199 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,060 looks fine to me. But I think you'll be all right. 200 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:37,220 I'm sorry? Let's put him under. Yes. 201 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,600 Administer the anesthesia. 202 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,660 Yes, I definitely agree. 203 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:43,580 Yes. 204 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:46,980 Yes, doctor. 205 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,160 I say we do it, doctor. 206 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:53,920 Why is he wearing shoes? 207 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,780 You know, I can't work without shoes. 208 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,380 Yes, I definitely agree. 209 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,220 I say we get it going. 210 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:01,500 Yes, doctor. 211 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,560 Yes, doctor. I couldn't agree. 212 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,100 I couldn't agree more. Is this your first time in the operating room? 213 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,240 Doctor. 214 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,040 Yes, doctor. Done, doctors. 215 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:24,220 I say we proceed. Take him down to the lab machine and continue with the 216 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:27,580 process. And get this man some shoes, for God's sake. 217 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,740 No question on my mind, doctor. 218 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,799 Yes, doctor. 219 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,800 Yes, doctor. 220 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,560 Yes, 221 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,000 doctor, I agree. I concur. 222 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:39,080 In my professional opinion, I concur. 223 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:07,400 Mr. Vice President, Senator Thomas, Senator Wiley, and Congressman Miller. 15152