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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,640 As you know, pot is legal. I've brought you proof from pot dispensaries all 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:09,940 around the state of these deviant behaviors, of these mongrels. 3 00:00:10,380 --> 00:00:11,600 No, stop it, please! 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:16,100 Yeah, I love that, that it's legal now and I can have sex with any girl we 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,540 Bob, what are you doing here? 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,500 This wind is a documentary of someone else's point of view. Answer that, Rob. 7 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:24,480 What kind of filth do you employ? 8 00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:26,860 We've had enough, Mr. Robert. 9 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:29,840 We will keep our vote for no prohibition. 10 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,080 I don't think there's anything hotter than watching your face when you come. 11 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:37,040 Watching your face when you come. 12 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:46,140 Do you want some of this? 13 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,720 You know you do. 14 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,040 You must pay. 15 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,500 Now here's a story about my life. Yeah. 16 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,660 I love myself. 17 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:52,240 All roads have left me. My brain is fried. 18 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:56,320 From all the farmers that I've met. 19 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:02,020 Now I've got the little stand to put the money in my hands. I'm around. 20 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,260 Screw you all. More for me. Money. Bam! 21 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,780 I am so big, you're small, that is all. 22 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,760 What's that duck on my shoe? 23 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:15,220 Money. 24 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:24,220 Need more money. 25 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:27,300 I want money. 26 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:44,510 Yeah, 27 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:47,129 what is it? 28 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:51,750 Hi, sir. Sorry to call you on your personal line, but your brother is here. 29 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,510 What the fuck is he doing there? 30 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:55,570 And not alone. 31 00:02:56,490 --> 00:03:01,230 You told me to call in case that quote unquote cock sucking money mooching. 32 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,590 Yes, asshole. 33 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:05,950 If he ever stepped in your bank again. 34 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:07,150 Yeah, I'll be there in a few minutes. 35 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:17,020 Nothing turns me on more, makes me wet, than seeing you angry. 36 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:18,620 Where is that motherfucker? 37 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:22,700 Get the fuck out of my way. You're fired! 38 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,240 Where's that prick? 39 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,320 Uh, hi sir, he's in your office. 40 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,160 Barbiturates fuck with your head more than you know. 41 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:31,860 I believe it. Yeah. 42 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,680 Whoa. Jesus. 43 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:37,100 You have some fucking balls. 44 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,940 Rob. What the fuck? 45 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:44,500 If you weren't my brother, I wouldn't know where I'd be. 46 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:48,540 How are you, my sweet and lovely brother? 47 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:53,520 I'm good. Thanks for asking. 48 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,620 Listen, this is an entrepreneurial friend of mine. 49 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:00,180 Do I know you? 50 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,800 No, we just met. Why are you bothering me? 51 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,400 Because you bother me all the time. 52 00:04:10,910 --> 00:04:13,690 Amuse me. What do you got, potheads? 53 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:16,430 Well, credit assistance. 54 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:19,709 In the smoking industry, it's called hash cash. 55 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:27,630 Hmm. You know, you and I aren't too different. 56 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,610 I also have a relationship with the tobacco industry. 57 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:32,790 And we have a few stock. 58 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:34,910 Know a lot of people. 59 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:39,110 Oh, actually, I have this nice little app. 60 00:04:40,390 --> 00:04:44,550 That whenever you speak into it, it changes your voice into a chronic 61 00:04:45,450 --> 00:04:46,450 Pretty nifty. 62 00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:48,290 Pretty nifty. 63 00:04:50,530 --> 00:04:51,530 Yeah. 64 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:53,210 Monday. 65 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:54,910 Oh, 66 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,350 well, look at the time. 67 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:02,130 I have another business meeting to attend to, but I will definitely be in 68 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:03,130 contact, Mr. 69 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:05,810 Mustache. 70 00:05:06,590 --> 00:05:07,590 Mustache Bill. 71 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,160 Such an intriguing name, Mr. Mustache. 72 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:16,240 Just leave your contact info with Janine and I'll be in touch. 73 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:17,520 Thank you. 74 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:25,660 That 75 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:34,800 went 76 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,800 well, don't you think? 77 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:38,140 Okay, Mr. 78 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,920 Mustache. Oh, man. 79 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:43,200 Seriously, you could have came up with a better name than that. 80 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,780 I got nervous, man. 81 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:49,360 Look, Mustache Dan, Alan. 82 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,440 Hey, Rob. How you doing? Nice to meet you. I'm Dan Allen. 83 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,700 Uh, you didn't help. 84 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:59,700 Well, he's not going to okay with the board. Maybe he didn't recognize me. 85 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,900 No, he recognized you, all right. 86 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,880 Better keep your nose clean for a bit. 87 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,460 Bob, that's me, Mr. Clean. 88 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:13,520 Yellow. 89 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:27,620 I've got a job for you. Lots of money involved. 90 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:29,940 Who's this? 91 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,019 Shut up. 92 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:34,240 Just be at the bank tonight at 12 a .m. 93 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,760 I'll be robbing. Take that asshole's money. 94 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:40,300 There'll be a lot. 95 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,940 Hmm. Rob? 96 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,580 That asshole? 97 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,660 Count me in, bro. 98 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,080 Sweet. 99 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,280 About to rob, rob. 100 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,320 Got cold front job. 101 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,040 About to rob, rob. 102 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,640 I'm about to rob this store, okay? 103 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,080 Okay. Don't tell anybody. 104 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:07,140 Especially not the blue and white cars. 105 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,220 Don't tell any of the blue and white cars you see. 106 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:23,640 Oh, shit. 107 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,620 I don't know what that was. I just broke it. 108 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,120 Wait. What? 109 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:29,720 What are you doing? 110 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:31,960 System deactivated. 111 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:35,930 Argent World Bank thanks you for your help keeping our artifact safe. 112 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:37,510 Oh, yes. 113 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:40,750 I'm in. 114 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:45,970 Perfect. Just keep walking straight ahead. 115 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:49,290 Pass the two paintings on the right. 116 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:54,150 Don't fuck around. 117 00:07:57,350 --> 00:07:58,430 Oh, shit. 118 00:07:58,930 --> 00:07:59,930 What? 119 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:03,430 Nah, bro. This painting I saw. 120 00:08:04,670 --> 00:08:10,130 This shit just sabotaged my entire moral perspective on taste. 121 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:15,690 Like, there's no civil way to say this. Like, this shit is just ugly as fuck. 122 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:18,090 Shut up. I like it. Just keep moving forward. 123 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,440 is this? 124 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:48,900 Shit is like a dream. 125 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:54,040 Yo, this shit is like a dream, man. 126 00:08:59,020 --> 00:08:59,620 I 127 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:10,220 got 128 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:11,179 it all right. 129 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:12,180 Good job. 130 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,280 You should take this time to celebrate. 131 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:15,700 Mm -hmm. 132 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,280 Right. 133 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:28,260 Everybody's high around me. High around me is high around me. 134 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,840 Everybody's high around me. Right. 135 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,420 Everybody's high around me. 136 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:41,600 Don't even call me Weedy Bill anymore. 137 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:49,820 Yes, I have reason to believe my bank is being robbed. 138 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,520 Yes. 139 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,460 I mean, no. 140 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:03,080 No, I wasn't laughing. It wasn't an evil, maniacal laugh. It wasn't. 141 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:08,000 Yes, my bank is being robbed. Please, go check it out. There's somebody there. 142 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:25,010 Yeah, that's great. 143 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:33,370 Just adjusting, and give me some more. 144 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:37,910 One more. 145 00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:46,490 Hello? 146 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:48,670 Hey, what's up? 147 00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:50,550 Yo, I'm locked up, man. 148 00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:52,850 What? Yo, man. 149 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,340 I don't even know. 150 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:59,480 I answered this anonymous call last night. They said they had a job for me, 151 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:03,360 it was to screw your bro over by robbing his bank and getting money. Two things 152 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,900 I enjoy, but don't get enough of. I'm going to have to come down and get you. 153 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:10,500 Where are you? Yo, man, don't even bother, man. I can't even get bailed 154 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,860 You know they have to do that whole investigative bullshit, man. 155 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,120 Fuck. 156 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:20,020 All right, well, I'm going to try to help you out. Come on, man, 60 seconds. 157 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,100 Let's go. Let's go. 158 00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:25,450 Shit. What did the guy sound like? 159 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:32,430 You know, the thing, it seemed like he was a bit of a chain smoker. 160 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:37,970 You know, other than that, he's real quick talking, you know, real direct. 161 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:43,870 You know, kind of bossy. You know what? He did have some very bad taste. 162 00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:45,089 Bad taste? 163 00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:46,090 How so? 164 00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:48,150 He liked your brother's shitty painting. 165 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,680 Yeah, man. I'll let you know. Watch your ass. 166 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,000 But first, I'm going to finish with you. 167 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,140 Wait. Let's see. 168 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,780 You are now three feet away. 169 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:14,460 Four feet. 170 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,340 Five. 171 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:17,860 Seven. 172 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,280 Yeah. 173 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:23,130 Your brother is here. 174 00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:27,210 Man, how can you do that? I know it was you. Sit down. 175 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:33,990 I don't like you. I don't like anything that you stand for. I'm on the verge of 176 00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:35,950 just hating you and despising your existence. 177 00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:41,170 But it kind of invigorates me to see you so miserable. 178 00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:46,070 I'm going to use the surveillance video of the robbery to help my campaign. 179 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,970 To show how evil Doobie Rollers and Weedheads are. 180 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:51,930 Seriously? 181 00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:56,350 Fucking, why do you hate marijuana and fucking people that smoke it so much, 182 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:59,770 man? It's quite ingenious if I do say so myself. 183 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:05,810 It's just so not cool, man. 184 00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:08,430 People who do it are just airheads. 185 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,830 They're just relaxed attitude. 186 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:16,630 It just pussifies our entire generation and what our ancestors worked so hard to 187 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,830 do. Cigarettes. Now that is cool. 188 00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:21,490 Take a look back. 189 00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:27,150 You had people smoking cigarettes in TV and movies. 190 00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:32,430 They were cool and classy, not stoned and dopey. 191 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:38,950 People back then took action. They had a plan, a sense of direction. My God, it 192 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:39,950 was beautiful. 193 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:45,170 And I aim to keep that spirit alive. 194 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,810 Okay, okay. 195 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,730 I'm done with my soapbox. 196 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:55,650 But in reality, it's taking revenues from the tobacco companies. 197 00:13:57,410 --> 00:14:02,070 Man, and then I lose money, and these Wheaties are just cock -blocking me from 198 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:08,250 making sweet, sweet love to all that money that's coming in. 199 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:10,770 All right. 200 00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:12,530 I'll see you later, prick. 201 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:26,580 It seems that you have an extreme case of irritant dermatitis, an allergic 202 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:30,360 reaction to money, which is why you're scratching all the time. 203 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:38,020 Yes, so my only prescription is to avoid money for a while. Yes, because if you 204 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:41,420 don't, it'll get worse. And even that bathing stuff that you talked about, no 205 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:44,680 more bathing with money. What? It'll only get worse, Rob. 206 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,820 Yes. No. 207 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,440 Yes. No. 208 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,060 Yes. Rob. 209 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,620 Rob! Nurse! 14432