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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,440 I want to fire all the tellers and go completely digital. 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:05,980 What? You can't do that! 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,240 I'm ready for war. 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,900 Bring it, little baby! 5 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:10,139 It's all business. 6 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,300 You ready for this, champ? 7 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,700 I read his banking account. 8 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,680 When people got free money, I can't fucking take it! 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,760 You don't stop, do you? 10 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,200 No, I don't. 11 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:25,880 Do you? 12 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,860 I have sativas right here. I have hybrids in the center. My indica is down 13 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:39,180 Of course, the sativas are going to be that heavier head high and that more 14 00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:41,760 hyper -euphoric high, that silly, giggly high. 15 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,260 The indicas are going to be more of that relaxed body high that can make you a 16 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:46,239 little drowsy. 17 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:50,640 Of course, we don't only sell straight marijuana here. We also have edibles 18 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:51,640 here. 19 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:54,760 And if you can put marijuana in it, we carry it. 20 00:01:54,220 --> 00:01:56,060 Yeah, we can't accept your cash. 21 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,440 Why the hell not? It's real money. 22 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:04,340 We don't, uh, play that here. 23 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:06,680 Homie, homie, homie, homie. 24 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:11,640 Yo, man, I know you don't talk to your other customers like that, man. Don't 25 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,240 talk to me like that. Well, I'm terribly sorry. 26 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,560 Terribly sorry. 27 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:20,340 I mean, we would collapse the bank because... 28 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:24,040 We couldn't tenfold our loans without the Fed's guarantee. 29 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:25,900 Is that better? 30 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:27,260 Fed's guarantee? 31 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,560 What are you talking about, man? 32 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,920 I'm talking about the bottom line, Dopey. 33 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,540 It's not a good business decision for us. 34 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:40,460 But hey, maybe some other idiot will take it. The world runs on money. You 35 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:45,320 the only place to put this shit. I'll find another place easy, Max Headroom. 36 00:02:49,550 --> 00:02:50,550 Exactly, sucker. 37 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:55,590 Security, get that fucking man out. 38 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:56,970 I need your bank. 39 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:58,750 Fuck you and your bank. 40 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:03,170 Don't touch me, sir. I'm already leaving, sir. I'm leaving. 41 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:04,430 Fuck your bank. 42 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:10,170 Damn, man. 43 00:03:12,130 --> 00:03:14,310 Always got to have the last word, man. 44 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,450 What's the problem, man? 45 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:22,290 You smoke pot, man? 46 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:25,990 I do, but I'd like to know what just happened in there. 47 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:30,330 You know, some white business bullshit, man. 48 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:31,630 Hmm, right. 49 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:35,470 You know, I've been talking to my family about dropping the feds because that's 50 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:39,050 white as you can get, but shit stays the same, man. Yeah. 51 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:43,150 I feel so sorry for you, my guy. 52 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:44,770 Bob Argent. 53 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:48,330 Bill. Weedy Bill. 54 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,050 Old people just call me Bill Schumer. 55 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:56,050 Weedy Bill. All right. Well, if you ever want to get high and dance with Chick, 56 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:57,210 hit me up, right? 57 00:03:58,370 --> 00:03:59,370 Shit. 58 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,250 Talking my language now, bro. 59 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:06,990 Cool. Yeah. What are you doing later? 60 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:09,670 I got this candy biz, man. 61 00:04:10,170 --> 00:04:16,690 I take the THC out of the plant, make it into candy or fluid, give it to 62 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,510 doctors. They prescribe it to... 63 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,100 cancer patients and whatnot. 64 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:24,580 So why aren't companies and institutions lining up to get behind it? Because the 65 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:28,960 drug isn't patented. If someone invests in researching it, they're not going to 66 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,300 make a profit because anyone can make it. Yeah. 67 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,320 Get some eyes on motherfuckers, man. Nice, man. I heard of that. That's cool 68 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,380 shit. Plant is really incredible. 69 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:44,380 It sources your body, teams up with its buddies, the endocannabinoids. They come 70 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:47,820 together and fight off all the foreign shit in our body. 71 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:49,220 That's great. 72 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:54,460 If a team of people could do that in real life, I think that would be 73 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:59,140 I like the way you think, man. Since this is your family's bank, there's got 74 00:04:59,140 --> 00:05:00,160 be something you could do. 75 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:04,720 You know what? 76 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:07,200 There is something I might be able to do. 77 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,360 Sounds good, man. 78 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,880 Yeah. Let's smoke this weed first, you know. 79 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:14,740 Let's do that first. 80 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:17,100 I'm down. Help us focus, man. 81 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,320 Yeah. 82 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:05,650 Yo, man. 83 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:07,490 We did it. 84 00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:08,830 Yeah, man. 85 00:06:09,170 --> 00:06:10,410 Fucking feels good. 86 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,910 All you drug dealers and your money laying around. 87 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:20,710 Yo, we got every pot seller in the state to form a union. 88 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:25,350 It's next step to country, man. A people's credit union. We can't fucking 89 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:29,350 It's crazy, man. I remember back in the days, man. 90 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,570 We used to have to hide out and shit. 91 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:35,220 make sales in the back blocks with the crack dealers. 92 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:41,320 That shit always made me feel so grimy, man. I fucking never liked hanging out 93 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,320 in that shit. 94 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,400 Yo, I heard about you, though. Me? Yeah. 95 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:49,940 What'd you hear? Yo, Johnny the Sardine told me... Johnny the Sardine? Yo. What? 96 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:54,620 Let me tell you what he told me. Okay, tell me. He told me he used to smuggle 97 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:59,200 that shit in the club like a motherfucking modern -day Al Capone, 98 00:06:59,630 --> 00:07:02,670 Al Capone killed people, though. Come on, bro. You know what I mean. 99 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:06,570 Yeah, well, you know, we used to run that shit in the fucking meatpacking 100 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:07,830 district in the LEN. 101 00:07:08,130 --> 00:07:12,330 Yo. Man, that shit was off the hook before it went fucking pop, man. 102 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:13,790 Bro, what's up, man? 103 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:17,310 But I heard you knocked up mad chicks, bro. I did. 104 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:19,190 Why you ain't a daddy? 105 00:07:19,670 --> 00:07:20,589 I am. 106 00:07:20,590 --> 00:07:22,610 The kids need their dad, bro. 107 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:25,370 They really need their dad, bro. 108 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:28,210 I don't know, man. I don't know if I could be hanging out with you. 109 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,620 Times are changing, man. I'm gonna spend more time soon. 110 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:33,040 I hope so, man. I promise. 111 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:38,620 So, Bob, you gave these criminals a place to put their drug money? What the 112 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,620 are you doing here? 113 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,940 I thought I'd come here and see if I should demolish this place. This is 114 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:44,960 You can't touch it. 115 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:48,260 I guess this is your asshole brother you were telling me about, huh? 116 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:49,560 Sure is. 117 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,340 Weedie Bill, this is Rob, who wishes his name was Bob. 118 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:57,360 I could call myself Bob, but then you'd get confused when Daddy said Bob! 119 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:01,090 What kind of name is Weedy Bill anyways? 120 00:08:01,370 --> 00:08:05,510 What is that? It sounds like some kind of foreign plant or some shit that you 121 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:06,510 can't kill. 122 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:08,370 It's a family name, Robert. 123 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:10,730 It's Robert. 124 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:11,890 Weed sack. 125 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:14,230 Rubber. Weed sack. 126 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:16,790 Rubber. Weed sack. Rubber. Weed sack. 127 00:08:17,190 --> 00:08:19,870 I'm starting to get on my nerves. You know what? I gotta go. 128 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:22,430 And Bob, you were right. 129 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:23,629 What's that? 130 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:25,850 There's more in life than power and ruling. 131 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,070 Yeah. 132 00:08:27,580 --> 00:08:29,720 Taking down petulant pricks like you got. 133 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,240 Fucking going down. 134 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:37,640 So if you don't mind... Yo, we gotta worry about this dude, bro. 135 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,299 Yo. 136 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:42,740 Shit! Yeah, we gotta worry, man. 137 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:46,740 Yo, you know any lobbyists or anything, man? This is going... I can see this 138 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:50,880 really getting out of hand, man. I don't know any pot lobbyists, but let's hit 139 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:54,620 our people up on the phone, man. Cool, cool, cool. I'll send out a chain mail. 140 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:56,480 Cool, yeah. Do it on your phone. Let's do it now. 141 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:58,960 Phone? Who can use a computer? 142 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:16,760 That was good shit, man. Yo, man, that's the OG coach, man. 143 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,620 I can fucking feel like I'm not talking. 144 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:22,560 I feel like I'm floating. 145 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:24,540 Yo. 146 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,080 I've never seen one like this before. 147 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,380 Like shit. 148 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,460 Where's the keyboard on this? 149 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,580 It's not down here. 150 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,900 Oh, no. Oh, shit. 151 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:44,540 Sorry, man. 152 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:45,860 Damn. 153 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:48,600 Fuck. Yo. 154 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,220 Where's the keyboard? 155 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:54,240 I don't know, but I can find someone who knows. 156 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,300 All right. Hold on. 157 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:07,390 Yeah. Yeah. 158 00:10:07,610 --> 00:10:10,390 Weedie Bill, this is Champ, my little cousin. What's up, Champ? 159 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:11,649 What's up? 160 00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:12,650 How you feeling? 161 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,830 That's Weedie Phil, my drug dealer, man. 162 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:20,810 Hey, wait a minute. You shot me, man. Can you help us, man? 163 00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:24,490 I'm shot, man. Of course, you dummy. Look right here. 164 00:10:24,730 --> 00:10:26,280 What? Move your leg. 165 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,500 Oh, you got me, Grandpa. 166 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:30,500 Oh, man. 167 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,460 Boy, we both look good, man. 168 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:36,400 There it is. Your lifesaver, man. 169 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:40,780 Cool. Bob, get a life. 170 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,500 And we do, man. Oh, man. 171 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,020 All right, man. 172 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,680 Snapping out of it. Let's do this. 173 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,460 Your brother's going down, man. Yeah. 174 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,200 Fuck that guy. 175 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,720 All right. 176 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:08,220 Woo. It's on. All right. Man, sometimes that's the hardest part, man. 177 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,220 Woo. It's on, man. 178 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,780 Nice. Sometimes that's the hardest part. 179 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,540 How do you do that? 180 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,880 All right. 181 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,180 Aw, shit, man. 182 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,910 I forgot the list with the emails on them. Oh, dude. Hold on. I'll be right 183 00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:28,910 back. 184 00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:48,710 I got the list, man. 185 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:50,950 Hey, yo. Hello. 186 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,710 Hey. 187 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:56,030 I got the list. Yeah, yeah. I'm up. I'm up, man. Let's do this. Where's the 188 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:57,030 MacMill program? 189 00:11:58,110 --> 00:11:59,110 Wait. 190 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:03,230 I don't know where the MacMill program is, man. Oh, shit. 191 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:04,730 All right. 192 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,890 You know what? 193 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:09,590 Hold on. I'll get it. I'll get it. I know it's the one that could help. All 194 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:10,590 right. 195 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:14,630 Let's see. He's asleep. 196 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,110 Move. Move it. What? 197 00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:19,990 Okay, man. It's my office now. 198 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:24,220 Wait. The time seems like a good idea to sleep. 199 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,820 No, wait, no, no, I'm getting this vlog! 200 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,040 Hey, 201 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:43,500 champ, can you help us find the Mac Mail program? 202 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,540 Hey, look out, look out, look out, Weedy. 203 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,400 Mac Mail program, please. 204 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,050 You guys are idiots. 205 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:55,310 It's a Windows computer, not a Mac. 206 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:59,130 I don't like computers, man. 207 00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:02,070 Yo, I don't know how to use a PC, man. 208 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:04,990 That's what it's called, right? 209 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:09,570 Kids, do you have anything else that I need to do? 210 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:14,470 Because I'm busy making your banking security program so your money won't get 211 00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:18,310 stolen. It won't get done if you do indiscreet... 212 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,280 Bothering me. 213 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,560 Sorry, man. 214 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,360 And that's... Hello, Dad. 215 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:32,400 Uh, yeah. Can you, uh, send an email for us, please? 216 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:33,399 Excuse me. 217 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,400 Oh, yeah. 218 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,300 Send. Send. 219 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,560 Name. 220 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:01,580 There you go. 221 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,520 Okay, cool. 222 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,900 Oh, wow, you even typed a message. 223 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,200 Now all you need to do is just send it. 224 00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:10,280 Okay. All right, cool, man. 225 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,480 Yeah! 226 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,860 Jim, you just shit! 227 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,820 Oh, by the way. 228 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,080 What? 229 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,200 You should sleep again. 230 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:19,780 Oh, hey, hey. 231 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,800 They have the drug. It's killing your brain. 232 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,520 Probably stay with them. 233 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,800 Uh, 234 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,380 come on, man. 235 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,760 Do this shit. Oh, wait. Oh, no. 236 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,620 I got some fucking weed shit. 237 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:38,880 You want to eat one? 238 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:39,940 Oh, yeah. 239 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,100 Here. Candy. Yo. 240 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,300 Candy on me. 241 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,140 Candy on me. 242 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,900 Wait, 243 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,140 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 244 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:22,020 I gotta, I gotta, we gotta send it. 245 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,080 It's not sent. We gotta send it. 246 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,360 No, 247 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,660 you gotta do it. I don't know how to do this. 248 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,160 I don't know how to use these things, man. Alright, fuck. 249 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:37,640 I don't really know how to do it yet, man. 250 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,880 I really don't know how to do this. 251 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,120 Hey, I think I got it. I think I got it. No. 252 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:55,480 Yep, I did it. Nice. Good job, man. Yeah, what's up? 253 00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,420 Let's get back to this party. 254 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,640 Yeah. Woo. 255 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:04,600 Don't let him fuck that shit up. We need a bill. 256 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,040 Hulk smash, we need a bill. 257 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,260 We need a bill. No. 258 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,490 Oh, shit. 259 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:15,350 I'm gonna get you before you leave. Man, let's go get that kid. 260 00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:17,430 Yeah. Let me get that pillow. 261 00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:19,190 Help! 18062