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- (music playing)

You think I can get some extra
so me and M-Chuck

can take some nurses
out for some coffee?

Sure, man, ask me
while my dick is in my hand

and my wallet's in yours.

Ain't that what I did?

All right, look, you're gonna get
one of these every month.

- Here, Ma.
- Hallelujah! Shit!

Reggie: The fuck I tell you
about rockin" brand names in public?

Sharpie the logos
till we close the deal

for you to wear it,
especially the shoes.

All right, then close me
a sneaker deal.

- (gunfire, explosions on TV)
- Wait, what just happened?

- See that command tent?
- Hey, yeah. Is that me?

- That's the top half of you.
- Where are my legs?

Hang on.
They coming.

There they are.
(laughs)

War is hell in hi-def, nephew.

How many fruits you think
the state of Georgia tried

before settling on peaches?

Girl, I'm too old
to waste time speculating.

Oranges, probably.

Lemons, limes, tangerines,
clementines, kiwi.

- You like kiwis, Ma?
- Kiwi's got too much fructose.

Fructose will kill you
quicker than nicotine.

I read it and I believe it.

Okay. No, no.
We'll see you then.

All right, thank you.
Bye-bye.

Folks, phone to the ear
means inside voices.

There's an entire outside deck
for your outside voice.

It's too windy out there
for a business call.

Says the source of all the wind.

Yeah, Reggie was casting
a spell on that call.

I heard fragments.

I set Under Armour for Monday.

We gonna close this deal.

- Aw, yes, sir! Boy, we rollin' now!
- Yes!

What we asking Under Armour for?

A fucking shitload of money.

Listen, I thought we were giving up
the use of the fuck word.

- You mean the F word.
- Correct.

Ma, you just said
no using the fuck word.

- Correct.
- Ma, it's either fuck or the F word.

- It's not the fuck word.
- What the fuck?

- You know what the fuck I meant.
- Reggie: Absolutely.

- We're fucking sorry.
- (all laugh)

What the fuck word we angling
in addition to the money?

Perks and all that?

Uncle J, we trying
to build Cam the brand.

So strolling for perks
is small time,

but a great shoe deal,
that's big time.

Well, if there's any room in a wiggle
for a perk, demand a robot.

Hell, they runnin' things.
Better get in good with them now.

- (phone rings)
- I got that.

Where you get this shit from?

That's actually a good point.
Think about the Jetsons.

Missy Vaughn, love of my life.

There are Confederate flags
on the license plates down here.

People suck.
We're aware of this.

I'm gonna steal a Confederate flag,
light it on fire,

scale the Georgia statehouse,
and burn the shitheap down.

Well, I'll bring the matches.

Listen, Cam and I meet with
Under Armour on Monday.

You're booked Monday morning.

I'm not burning flags
with you in broad daylight.

Did you forget
what we're doing Monday?

You forgot.
I know that pause.

I was holding back a burp.

Oakwood Country Club?
Prospective member visit?

Just say you forgot

so we can get to the next stage
of the conversation.

Missy, please, come on.
Me at a country club?

I'd be like a sailor on dry land.

I moved to this
godforsaken swamp of a city

on the condition that something

would not revolve
around basketball.

I sat through
the ballet with you.

- The one about the ducks.
- Swans.

And I sat through
the play about gay Abe Lincoln.

Did I complain about it?

You haven't stopped complaining.

John Wilkes Booth would've
shot himself at that play.

You're always telling Cam
what's good for his brand.

A good country club,
that's what's good for Reggie's.

What time's Under Armour?

9:30.

Make it 9:00 and
I'll push Oakwood to noon.

You want me to ask Under Armour
to move the meeting?

Don't ask, tell.
Negotiation 101, baby.

Love you!

Love you, too.

- Eh.
- Yeah.

If you gonna put in for a robot,

Rosie from the Jetsons.

Square mouth, big ass,

and she make her own sandwiches.

- Eh. Yeah.
- (laughing)

(theme music playing)

Ripped By mstoll

- What is this one's name?
- I'm not sure.

She slept overnight

and you don't even
know her name?

If I had to guess,
I'd go with Judith.

Why would you
invite her to church?

I didn't.

When you said, "Get in the car,
we're going to church,"

she got in.
So you invited her.

Ooh, I am so glad

that we are getting back
to praising God

and thanking Him
for our blessings.

His blessings were few and far between
for a long time.

You know what
I miss about Boston?

The racial harmony?

No, we ain't have to go
to church in Boston.

Gotta find the right church.

The choice of church
says a lot about a man.

Jesus said,
"Pick you one already."

(applause)

Welcome! Welcome.

What a beautiful morning
to be alive,

- alert, and sharing God's grace.
- All: Amen!

I know there's a lot of other places

you could have
been this morning,

so I'm glad you chose
to be here with us.

Praise God.

All: Praise God.

James, 1:17.

"Every good gift

and every perfect gift
is from above

and cometh down
from the Father of Lights

with whom is no variableness,

neither shadow of turning."

- All: Amen.
- Amen.

The triumphs we've reached,

the mountains we've climbed.

We don't claim these victories
because of our own doings,

but that of the Lord.

(all agreeing)

Pastor:
This verse makes me consider

questions to self...

have I given proper credit to God
for the bounty in my life?

And furthermore, am I a person

that fosters harmony
and kindness?

One who cultivates joy and love?

(congregation murmurs)

God is love.

Cassie:
Yes, He is.

We've got to get
in touch with God in us.

He is there waiting to be welcomed
into the every day.

Open your door.

Say hello!
Shake His hand!

Turn off your phones.

Shut down your Facebook.
Stop your tweetering.

Fill your life
with His abundant joy/

- Amen.
- Cassie: Preach, preacher / Preach

(applause)

- Donut?
- No, thanks.

Donut's got molasses in it.

I refuse to eat anything
my ancestors been bartered for.

Then you gonna get skinny.

- Cam.
- Yeah?

I know you've been visiting
some other churches,

trying to settle
on a place of your own.

A man of your stature will bring more
people to a congregation.

Can I have your autograph?

The more people gathering,

the more alms we're able to share.

- I hope you'll come back.
- Good sermon, Pastor.

Thank you, brother.
I appreciate that.

Reverend, more than come back,

I think we'll be settling here.

- We'll be blessed.
- All right.

Let me get to the car

before I get tempted to grab
one of these donuts.

- Uh, Cam.
- Yeah? Hey.

One question. Your sister?

Mary Charles? The best.

I know you're from
the great state of Massachusetts

where marriage
is defined a bit more...

Is that her wife over there?

No, no.
That's just a friend.

If at all possible,

would you ask her
to show her affection

for her friend after services
and not during?

I'm not nave, Cam,

and I certainly live
in a modern world...

Woman:
Nice sermon, Pastor.

Thank you, sister.
Have a lovely evening.

But it was a bit distracting for some
of our other churchgoers.

Right. Will do.

- Thanks, Cam. And welcome.
- Of course.

- Take care, Rev.
- All right, brother.

- Let's go, sis.

Thank you, sisters,
for joining us this Sunday.

- All right.
- See you next week.

All right, brother...
Okay.

Cassie:
Okay, Julius, enough.

Cut that sermon
a little shorter next week.

Keep your eyes open, brother,

and you might not
miss something, all right?

- God bless you.
- Cassie: Thank you, Pastor.

Come on, M-Chuck.
Enough.

No, fuck him and
his woman-hating church!

You met the girl last night at a club.
Who cares?

I won't tolerate discrimination.

Look, he don't want
straight people

pawing at each other
in the pews either.

It's a church. Chill.

We may not live on Mars,
but one Venus should be able

to love another Venus
without criticism.

Yeah, we live on Earth,

so you can't finger fuck
people in church.

I wasn't doing anything crass.
I was holding her hand.

He's a hater and I ain't gonna let you
join a church that hates.

That preacher's lucky
I showed the restraint that I did.

You all saw her ass.

That is hard evidence
of God on earth right there.

Just like Niagara Falls.

Look, I love that we were
all together this morning,

but I ain't gonna join a church
that won't let me be myself.

Mary Charles,
you're not gonna eat your cake?

- Fuck the cake, Ma.
- Fuck the cake.

- Just don't fuck it in church.
- (laughs)

There are 450 players in the pros.

88%, in one form or another,
endorse one of the big three...

Nike, Adidas, and Jordan Brand.

Only a handful of players
command big-money deals.

How do they choose which players
to bestow such a deal upon?

That question has
a one word answer: Story.

Cam Calloway grew up

in the roughest section
of a tough town,

heroically raised
by a single mother,

a loving sister, an uncle,

and a cousin who's still
his most trusted ally.

There were plenty of ways
for him to go wrong,

but he kept turning right.

Went to a college
hardly anybody knows exists.

Tried to get some attention,

was hard-pressed to do so,
but finally did.

An undrafted, unheralded player

who was given nothing,
yet earned everything

through discipline
and pure hard work.

That is good character.

And good character
is great story.

And the end of this story is...

35 million for five years

wearing my shoes.

Reactions?

All positive.

This is an advance.

You deposit it, we have a deal.

You don't, we don't.

I look forward
to my bank balance

being 10 million lighter.

Get me to the nearest bank!

Hey, hey, we still got
Nike next week.

No, we got $10 million today.

If the money is here now,

it will still be here
in seven days.

- You don't know that.
- Yes, I do.

- What do you think is out there?
- What we're worth.

Tell me this place isn't nice.

Tell me this place isn't nice.

So they mowed the lawn.

Where did they hide
all the jockeys?

Mr. And Mrs. Vaughn. Hi!

- Hi.
- My name is Dominique.

I'm the membership coordinator
here at Oakwood.

- What a magnificent property.
- Yes. Yes, it is.

Yes, we're very proud
of our grounds here

and, of course, our membership.

Mr. Vaughn, your wife
and I are going to tour the facilities,

share a light salad,
and then head on over

for a lecture in our main ballroom

about silver patterns
of the American South.

Sounds fantastic.

And as for you, sir,

the rest of your foursome
awaits you at the first tee.

- Ah.
- All right.

Have fun!

Thank you.

- You Reggie?
- Yeah.

- You're with us.
- Reggie Vaughn.

- Pleased to meet you.
- Cut the shit.

- Give me some dap.
- That I can do.

Hey, hey, hey.

None of this "pleased
to meet you" shit.

This is Oakwood, not Augusta.

- Okay.
- I'm Walter Johnson.

This here is Ferris Murphy,
Roland Barry.

- Roland!
- I'll take a civilized handshake.

Hey, Brianne,
get this man a Hennessy.

Okay, okay.

So, so far, this is already
more enjoyable than I feared.

This just ain't any country club.

Oakwood is the oldest black-owned
country club in America.

Here you go.

See, I didn't know there were
any black-owned country clubs.

- How long has it been around?
- 11 years.

- Fuckin' with you!
- (men laughing)

I want your church to be

a place of guidance
on the right way to live.

God willing, we'll meet
your expectations.

You know, I'm big on gratitude
for all that's come my way.

And I'm big on tithing
to show that gratitude.

You are a very
generous young man.

- I spoke to my sister.
- I appreciate that.

We're a close-knit family.

Family is at the core
of every healthy congregation.

You know, I've been
reading scripture.

And it's really not okay
to sell your daughter into slavery

like they say
in Exodus 21:7, is it?

No. Thankfully,
we have modern laws.

- And Exodus 35:2...
- Been brushing up on your Exodus.

- We read the Bible at home.
- Ah.

Exodus 35:2 says,
"For six days work should be done,

but on the seventh day
it shall be your holy day,

a day of Sabbath rest
to the Lord."

And whoever does any work on it
is to be put to death, yes.

I play a lot of games
on Sundays.

You keep scoring
and you'll be off the hook.

And every triple double

will bring you closer
to the seat of God.

(both laugh)

Look, sometimes I feel like what I do
on Sundays is work, too.

But many so-called laws
in the Old Testament

are ancient laws for a bygone time.

Thankfully, the Resurrection
gave us the new covenant

that led us out of the darkness
and into the light.

You know, I think you have
the opportunity

to take us all out of dark times

where gays and lesbians
are shunned

and bring them into the full light
of God's love.

You know, blessed
are the peacemakers,

for they are the ones
that shall be known

as the children of God.

How the fuck am
I gonna tell my wife

I lost two grand
to a motherfucker

- that don't even golf?
- Buy her some new shoes

and don't let her see
your bank account.

(laughs)

Eh, Ernie Johnson.

- What up, baby?
- Hey, what's up?

How you doing, brother?

Man, I'm doing great.
How about you?

Reggie, you know Ernie Johnson
from TNT, right?

- What's up?
- Hey, he give good dap.

Holy shit, man, if anybody
deserve the hood card, it's Ernie J.

- What up, dog? Reggie Vaughn.
- Reggie, I know you, man.

- You're Cam Calloway's cousin, right?
- Yeah, yeah.

Well, welcome to Atlanta, man.
Hope you enjoy our fair city.

- Proud to call it home.

All right, well,
it's good to be here.

So, you really like
the brothers, huh?

You're not just
pretending on TV?

- Right? Right?
- Look, this is a beautiful club.

Got some of the greatest guys

and the greatest facilities
anywhere.

Ernie, come on, man.
Be honest.

You know the only reason you here

is 'cause a lot
of these dumb brothers

picked up golf
after Tiger started winning.

And now you over here
hustling their asses.

Do you hustle 'em, Ernie?
Is he hustling you?

Well, he got you figured out.

All I know is this:
I love to play the game

and I love to play it
with great friends.

- Mm-hmm.
- That's it. Ernie bombs it off the tee.

Mm-hmm, when I've had
my whey protein, I do.

No, you want a hustler?

Charles Barkley's a hustler.

Forget everything you've seen on TV.

When the camera's not rolling,

got one of the smoothest
golf swings anywhere.

- Bullshit.

No, he could teach Haney
a thing or two.

Now, on the other hand,
you've got Shaq.

Butcher.

- (laughing)
- I believe. I believe it.

Ernie fucking Johnson, man.

You pretty cool for a white dude.
What's up?

You make me wanna
tuck my shirt in, man.

You believe this shit?

I gotta get into that club.

Because it was mostly black?

Oh, baby, it broke every
country club stereotype.

You were right, I was wrong.
I should've trusted you.

I am your greatest
champion and advocate.

Keep talking.

- Deals flow on golf courses.
- Yeah?

Trust me.

I see the next 25 years.

Baby, you are gonna have access
to all the halls of power.

Trust that I would never
put you in a situation

- where you'd fail.
- Yeah?

I'll call my dad
to get this done.

No, no, no, no, no.
They're gonna fast-track us.

It's a country club,
not a tollbooth.

- There's a process.
- What, the process of a grown woman

calling her daddy to get us in?

One of the great things
about having the daddy I've got

is his ability
to bypass process.

Okay, please don't mention
your father's name

when you're cupping my balls.

And, please, trust me
to let Reggie do

what Reggie does well.

Only if you start by doing
what Reggie does better than well.

♪ We sing one and a-two
and a-three and a-four ♪

♪ Born Jamericans
about your door ♪

♪ Well, Jamaica is an island... ♪

ATL medical auditions.

Punch Drunk.

Forest green.

A hint of orange hairs.

A whiff of whiskey.

Yeah.

Julius, get dressed for church.

Sunday's a day of rest for me.

Well, you gonna have to work
a little harder

on the other six
to win that argument.

Get dressed.

People don't know how hard it is

to secure a proper connect.

It's work.

It's preparation.

It's research.

♪ Y-A-R-D-C-O-R-E ♪

♪ Yardcore,
the people want more ♪

♪ Of the Y-A-R-D-C-O-R-E... ♪

♪ Of the Y-A-R-D-C-O-R-E... ♪

Okay.
Thanks, Daddy.

I love you, too.

What's that look for?

Did you say some stupid shit
to Ernie Johnson?

Our application just got pulled.

Because I goofed around
with Ernie Johnson?

You don't ever goof around
at a prospective member visit.

You're under examination.

It's an all-day-long
best-behavior situation.

- But if they're goofing around...
- They're members!

You aren't.
You cannot goof off.

How was I supposed to know that?

By reading signals,
using rich people instincts.

How you supposed to have
rich people instincts

if you grew up poor?

You marry someone rich
and you listen to them.

What was the last thing
I said to you?

"Have fun."
And I had fun.

I played golf, I drank too much,

and I joked around
with Ernie Johnson.

You told him he was pretty cool
for a white guy.

He has a problem
with compliments?

You understand
that you basically said

that the majority
of white people aren't cool.

So there's a problem
with the truth?

So Ernie Johnson
whiteballed me. Wow.

No. No, no, no.

Ernie is too cool to whiteball you.

Now, the other guys you were with,
they felt horrible for Ernie.

They blackballed you.

You should have learned
to read the signals.

Thankfully,
Daddy's got a plan B.

(organ playing)

How hot y'all think Hell get?

We ain't in charge
of where we end up.

Y'all better look into it.

I knew you shouldn't have
smoked before you came here.

Unc, did you burn one
before we got here?

No. Just sitting here
with this Bible.

- My sins...
- (applause)

Shh! The preacher's coming!

Oh, it's so good to see
so many people here today.

We live in a modern age,

an age far removed from the time

our Savior walked this earth.

But our Savior loved all.

I was recently reminded
of this by someone.

A messenger, if you will.

And I've done some soul-searching
and praying this week

about people walking paths
that branch off from the main path,

about inclusion.

(congregation murmurs)

I don't want to have
a house of worship

where people hide
their true selves.

So today, I'd like to ask

if there's anyone amongst us

who might be harboring a desire

for a homosexual experience

or anyone fostering
a closeted homosexual identity,

to rise.

I know you're out there.
I've seen "Glee."

I know you're afraid
to show your face.

Don't be.

You don't have to hide anymore.

No more hiding at Beth-Maple.

Yes. Yes, amen.

Yes, that's right/

Come on, there's got
to be some more.

(congregation murmurs)

- Bobby?
- That's right.

David. Charles.

Oh, that's a real O.G.
Gay man right there.

- M-Chuck: Oh, my God.
- Pastor: That's right. That's right.

Stand up and be seen, young man!

Julius, sit... oh, God.

I'm high as hell!

Yes, yes, yes!

They're the choir,
so I'm surprised there's not more.

Oh, it's so beautiful
to see people for who they truly are.

Liberated.

Now, we must learn to accept
that these amongst us are people, too.

- Man: True. True, Reverend.
- Then...

then we need to tell them

- to get the fuck out.
- (congregation gasps)

That's right, people.
When you talking to demons,

you've got to use their language.

Get the fuck out!

- Oh, my God.
- Did he just call me a fucking demon?

- Hey, hold up, Rev.
- If you want to worship with your kind,

hit the Atlanta Zoo
off the boulevard!

- You smug motherfucker!
- Please, Mary Charles...

- Beth-Maple is the home of...
- I got your demons!

...the home of the Lord,
who is straight, by the way!

And homo... homosexuals
make Him shiver with revulsion!

- Here's your demon!
- Unc, help me with this girl!

I am not Judas!
I can't be bought!

(shouting continues)

Cast out the demons, Lord!
Cast them out!

I got your demons, motherfucker!

Now, you know my son gave a lot

of goddamn money
to this goddamn church!

I'ma leave this motherfucker
with something!

I hope y'all ain't paying
no goddamn tithes...

There are homosexual
thieves in the house!

...to this crooked
Christian motherfucker!

Get in the car, Julius!

Just get the hell
out of my church!

- Cam: Ma, get her!
- Motherfucker!

This motherfucker!
(mutters)

Give me this.
Give me this goddamn...

How about that?
Get off of me!

Get off of me!

The Lord says love them all,
but we can love them from afar!

Close the door behind you!

Oh, sweet Jesus.

Hey, I love the shirt, man.

Wife got me one
for my birthday, too.

You should see the pink one.

(laughs)

I didn't stand up all the way.

I stood up not completely,
but halfway.

Kind of, like, three-quarters.

- It's all good.
- You good, man.

Hey, son.
How was school today?

Hey, Uncle Julius,

I heard you're no longer
on the DL.

I love you no matter what.

Okay, yeah, I gotta get outta here.
You know.

I'm clean.
Nobody seen nothing.

- Fuck y'all.
- (laughing)

(sighs)

You wanna talk about
what happened at church?

Look, man,
let's leave it at this:

Brand building got no place
in a spiritual conversation, Reg.

Amen.

That preacher was just trying
to make a name for himself.

His church will probably
get bigger and bigger, too.

Haters gonna hate.

People like to join places

where hate seems
to be endorsed by God.

Makes their hate not their fault.

Walked right into that trap.

Set it up myself.

- Fuck 'em and feed 'em beans.
- (chuckles)

How's the country club life?

I think the emerald green
chinos say it all.

(both laugh)

Listen, I've been thinking...

It's $10 million, man.

And we ain't so removed
from Dorchester to turn this down,

no matter what else
we think is out there.

You know, I been thinking
about what you said, too.

I gotta believe
in something, man,

and right now church
is just off the list.

(both laugh)

Maybe I'll just believe in myself.

Well, the good thing is

you can be pretty sure
that you actually exist.

It's your call.

Whatever you think, man,
I'll ride with you.

Yep.

(sighs)

You know what
you're doing, right?

I sure as fuck hope so.

(music playing)

Shit.

- Yo, blow that flame out.
- What?

- Yo, blow that out.
- It's burned to a cinder.

No, it's, like, halfway.

Look, I can still see
the numbers right... ah.

Shit!

(laughing)

♪ I tell the waiter 50 bottles
and she tell me say when ♪

- ♪ And I say church ♪
- ♪ Preach ♪

- ♪ We make it light up like a church ♪
- ♪ Preach ♪

- ♪ She wanna fuck and I say church ♪
- ♪ Preach ♪

♪ Do Liv on Sunday like a church ♪

♪ Oh, preach ♪

♪ Bottle after bottle,
drink until I overdose ♪

♪ Pull up in the Phantom ♪

♪ Watch them bitches catch
the Holy Ghost ♪

♪ Every time I step up
in the dealer I be goin' broke ♪

♪ Shorty wanna fuck me,
I say get on top and roller coast ♪

♪ Just hope that I'm forgiven
for caring 'bout how they livin' ♪

♪ And loaning a little money
and keeping 'em out of prison ♪

♪ I ain't lying in my verses,
I'm just telling you the basics ♪

♪ Of growing up with your friends
and becoming the one that made it ♪

♪ Yes, Lord, all gold, man,
I got these bitches soul ♪

♪ Talking 'bout these other rappers
getting old is even getting old ♪

♪ Good ain't good enough
and your hood ain't hood enough ♪

♪ Spend my whole life puttin' on,
you spend your whole life puttin' up ♪

♪ Ain't no telling when I go,
so there ain't shit that I'ma wait for ♪

♪ I'm the type to say a prayer ♪

♪ And then go get what I just
prayed for later, church ♪

- ♪ Man, there's a lot of bitches
in the building, amen ♪

♪ I tell the waiter 50 bottles
and she tell me say when ♪

- ♪ And I say church ♪
- ♪ Preach ♪

- ♪ We make it light up like a church ♪
- ♪ Preach ♪

- ♪ She wanna fuck and I say church ♪
- ♪ Preach ♪

♪ Do Liv on Sunday like a church ♪

♪ Oh, preach. ♪

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