All language subtitles for heartbeat_18e23_pass_the_parcel

Artie, why do you miss when my baby
kisses me?

Artie, why does a love kiss stay in my
memory?

Dreary days and nights, just follow me.

Dreary days and nights, all I see.

What?

Is the cop out?

Don't offer it before she can drop.

Has Don Weatherby started coming over
here for his lunch break?

Not to my notice. Why are you asking?

Well, it's a bit of a mystery.

Every day at one o 'clock he just
vanishes.

Doesn't say where he's going or what
he's up to.

It's all very fishy.

Well, it wouldn't be difficult to find
out.

It's not that easy.

It's basic detective work. I could crack
it in a couple of hours.

You say that.

I'll put money on it. How much?

Oh. Shall we say a five?

You'll crack it in a couple of hours.

Well, let's be generous and say four
hours.

You're on.

Is this the van you clocked outside the
Adams brothers?

Looks like it.

They weren't going to mess about.

Hey, you're only supposed to blow the
bloody doors off.

Whoa, whoa.

Leave it to the bomb disposal, boys.

I'll leave you to deal with that.

I'll have a look for the driver.

Can't I go far?

Stu, wait!

Do it!

Will you come back?

Please! Do it!

What's going on?

Hold on, I don't want to worry you.

You left us in the lurch, so...

Don't you know that the whole is the
truth?

What are you doing?

He's not certain of the cause of death,
so we'll treat it as suspicious.

Anyone in that van you found last night?

It was stolen in Ripon last week.

Bomb disposal are still dealing with
explosives, so Sokol haven't been able

look for prints yet.

What sort of explosive?

They think it's the type used in mines
and quarries. It was probably stolen,

too.

Never rained, but it paused.

Do you think this has got anything to do
with the break -in last night?

I've no evidence to suggest that it is,
but we can't rule it out.

You keep working on that.

I'll pass this over to CID.

You were late last night.

Yeah, yeah, I was a bit balled up in
town. I could murder that breakfast.

Here we are, then. Enjoy.

Well, it is what we'll do.

We'll stick with the plan, just like
last night.

But there'll be coppers everywhere.

Yeah, well, they don't know about us,
though, do they?

Are we going to blow the safe? Stu ran
off with the jelly.

It was my man on the phone. He sent more
detonators, Stu.

What happened?

He knows someone who works on the
railways.

It's arriving at the station at
lunchtime, and I want you to pick it up.

What about the passkey? Stu had them,
too.

When we find Stu, I will have a word
with him.

And I will remind him about obligations.

They obviously know what they were about
last night. There's more than £10 ,000

in the safe.

Is that unusual?

Only time it's ever happened.

There's a backdated pay rise that goes
out in the wage packets this week.

You never have that much cash here
normally.

Did many people know about this?

The bank and my office staff.

But I trust my employees.

Well, I'll need to speak to as many of
them as possible.

Mrs. Hopley, could you find a copy of
the personnel list? Yes, Mr. Adams.

Good girl.

Peggy, that's for Dawn's party. Well,
what is the first prize?

I mean, if I'm going to go to all the
trouble of getting dressed up, I want to

be sure that what's having is worth
having.

All I'm saying is it's from behind the
bar.

Oh, now you're talking.

What makes you think you'll win?

I just may surprise you. I've got away
with clothes.

And you've got away with all sorts.

David!

Will you stop that?

Oh, I'm just trying to help.

I'll tell you what would help.

Dawn's mum sent a present. It needs
picking up from the station.

I'll go with you. I've got something to
collect and all.

But it's a surprise for Dawn, so don't
let on you know. Well, you know, David,

he can't keep a secret.

I can't. I won't say a word.

Are you ready?

More than.

You've got four hours starting now. So,
Don Weatherby suddenly starts

disappearing during lunch times.

Now, there must be a reason.

Anything change at all?

Well, I did hear that him and Sandy, you
know, his wife, they're trying to get

back together.

Maybe that's got something to do with
it.

Such as?

I'm not sure.

I've never been separated.

Or married.

Well, when he leaves the station, which
way does he go?

Right.

Or left, sometimes.

Would it be cheating just to ask, Don?

Ask me what?

Where you get her in your lunch hour.

Is that any business of yours?

No, not exactly.

Well, there you are, then.

Alf. Any luck with reports of stolen
explosives?

Nothing local.

I'm waiting for control to get back to
say if there's anything in any other

divisions. Right. Tell them it's urgent.

Put a bomb on them, as it were.

There you are. I told you.

He's up to something.

Stuart Hopley.

Is he any relation?

My husband.

He's a credit control clerk.

I'll need to speak to him. Are we not in
today?

At home, is he? Yeah.

I mean, I don't know.

When did you last see him? Last night.

What happened?

He'd been drinking and we had a stupid
argument. It was nothing, really, but he

walked out and I don't know where he's
gone.

Can you give me a description of your
husband?

Um, he's 23, 5 foot 11, quite slim, dark
hair.

Do you have a photograph?

Yeah, hold on.

He's probably back home, sleeping it
off. He's done this before.

Yeah, let's hope so.

Do you mind if I keep a hold of this?

Morning. I've come to collect a parcel.

Come to the right place.

Armstrong, missus.

Armstrong, baby.

Baby. Here, get that dog out of here.

What are you doing?

Get that dog out of here.

Oh, God.

Careful! Sorry!

Careful!

Have you got your tux yet?

No. I'm going off this walrus and the
carpenter idea.

Oh, no, you look lovely.

It's like the people said, I am the
walrus.

Well,

there's a customer. You see to him, will
you?

Hi. Can I help you?

What's the best way to get to the
station?

Catch a train? No, it's straight down
the road first on your left, but there's

sign for it.

Thanks.

You're going on my birthday list.

Armstrong, there.

Will you please go?

With pleasure.

Have you got one for Adorn Bellamy?

Well, it's not me.

I'm just picking it up for someone.

Is that it?

Well, I don't know.

Neither do I.

Not since some planet set off a fire
extinguisher in here.

Oh, thank you.

Before anything else, of course you are.
If it ain't full, it's blank. If you

don't spend, you bank.

If it ain't big, it's rank.

Gotta be this or that. Possible rigs.

Careful!

You'll have to find for it.

Mrs.

Hockley, I'm afraid we have some bad
news.

What?

Perhaps you'd like to sit down.

A man's body has been found in the sea.

We believe that man to be your husband.

Stuart!

Oh, no.

Sorry.

I don't understand.

How?

We don't know how he came to be there,
but we will do everything we can to keep

you fully informed.

If there's anything you can tell us
about last night, Mrs. Hopley... No, no,

told you.

PC Mason will take you home.

You can deal with the formalities later.

Go and ask Cassidy.

Ask her to call round.

Well, there was defer and some pigeons
and a fire extinguisher. It's a long

story. I haven't got time for that now,
David.

I'll have to smarten it up a bit.

Whatever you do, don't tell Dawn.

What, about the pigeons?

No, about the presents.

It's a surprise.

Oh, no.

Did you find Stu?

No, not yet. He's gone to the ground.

Well, if we can't find Stu, then we
might... Forget Stuart.

If he doesn't show up, we'll use Janice.

What do you call it?

That's a frock and that's a bottle of
baby sham.

And how am I supposed to blow a safe
with a frock and baby sham?

He got the wrong flaming parcel.

He was the only one there.

Someone else has got ours.

And you'd better get it back before they
blow themselves to kingdom come.

You can't do that. You're not in the
force anymore.

This is not what I call police work.

I can see you're not getting very far
with your investigation.

No, but I will.

Hello.

Adult Education Institute.

Well, Don Weatherby's not what you'd
call the self -improving type, is he?

So what's he doing with this?

I've no idea.

You've got two hours left.

This isn't for me.

I can see that.

Well, someone else must have my parcel.

There's not a lot I can do.

Have you got a list of who picked up
parcels today?

No, no, no. You'll have to fill in the
form.

Look, if I don't get this sorted out
quickly, I could lose my job. You

just do us a favour, could you?

Sorry.

Is there a lost property office?

I found this outside and I'd like to
hand it in. See, it's shocking how

careless some people can be.

Don't you think?

David, the taxi driver.

Based at Scripps Garage.

Thanks.

I've received the results of the post
-mortem.

Stuart Hopley died by drowning, but he'd
received a blow to the head, so he was

probably unconscious before he hit the
water.

So we have a murder on our hands.

It's also likely that he was driving the
van that was involved in the robbery

last night. His fingerprints were all
over the steering wheel.

So we're looking for his accomplices
from last night?

Yes, and CID wants us to find witnesses.

Mason, talk to the wife. See if she
knows anything.

Alf, whether we find out what we can
about Stuart Hopley.

Younger, see if anybody saw that van
before last night.

Let's get to it.

What are you doing?

Long story.

I thought that might be for me.

Use a lot of embalming fluid, do you?

No, just after shave.

No, there's been a mix -up at the
station and I've lost the parcel.

Will you not find it in here?

Right.

Bye.

Oh! Oh, hello.

What are you doing?

He's leaving.

I saw you in the pub last night, didn't
I? Yeah, I'm staying there.

Well, if you're free this afternoon, you
can come to my party.

That might be a bit tricky.

Go on. It's my birthday.

I'll try.

Tell you what.

Could you help me? I'm looking for a
taxi driver called David.

David? Oh, well, he lives down the road.
I can show you if you want. Oh,

brilliant.

I'm sorry to intrude, Mrs. Hopley, but I
do need to talk to you about Stuart.

We have reason to believe that he was
murdered.

Murdered?

We also think that he was involved in
the break -in at the factory last night.

Stuart's not like that.

He's not been in any trouble.

I know this is a shock, but can you
think of any reason why he might have

mixed up in something like that? No.

No, I don't know.

Think carefully.

Has anything struck you as odd or
unusual?

Anything at all that might help us find
out who killed Stuart? No.

Look, all I know is he...

He was worried about money.

Why was that?

He was always losing money.

On the horses, sometimes his whole pay
packet.

Had he borrowed money?

I don't know. He didn't tell me.

Have enough for now. She needs to rest.

Did that bloke find you?

What bloke?

I was in the pub last night. He's dead,
isn't he?

What was he looking for me for, then?

I don't know. Something about a parcel.

Did you pick one up from the station at
lunchtime?

No.

No, I haven't picked up any parcels, no.

Well, that's OK, then. That's all he
wanted.

Right, you're going to take me to Ashby
to pick up my fancy dress costume?

What, now?

Yeah! It's their birthday, David. You
have to do what I want.

I don't know how that's different from
every other day.

Right, I'll just go and tell my sister.
No, no, no! No, no, don't you dare.

I want to keep it a surprise.

There'll be a few of those around today,
Eddie.

What?

Not that I know of, Eddie.

Surprise.

Surprise.

What are you doing?

Is that Janice's address book?

Well, I'm not going to get much from
her.

She thinks jock.

Don't you think it's more than that?

She's scared.

You don't know that.

Her husband, a man with no criminal
record, is involved in an attempted

-in. He drives off in a van full of
explosives and then gets killed.

She's not stupid.

She knows something.

Can I help you?

Oh, yes, I'm looking for a friend.

I've heard that before.

I mean a colleague.

Who exactly?

Don Weatherby.

Oh.

Oh, I understand now.

We're expecting someone younger. I'm
sorry, I don't follow.

Don's more the usual age for your line
of work.

Yes, well, I'm retired now.

I suppose it's like riding a bicycle.
You don't forget how to do it.

Well, some people think you improve with
age and experience.

Possibly.

This way, please.

Chop, chop. We haven't got all day.

No, I'd have remembered a van. It's not
been in here.

What about strangers?

Anyone acting suspiciously?

There was a young chap early on, nosing
around. Story about a missing partle.

Any idea where I might find him?

Well, Dawn said something about him
going up to Davies. But mind you, if

given him directions, he'll be halfway
to York by now.

Thanks, Mr Spitz.

What did Janice Hopley have to say for
herself?

Not a lot, but she did say that Hopley
gambled and might have owed money.

What about you, Edby?

I spoke to a neighbour, Brian Drabble.
He saw Hopley about ten, said he was

arguing with his wife.

Brian Drabble? You know he's a loan
shark.

He's got form for violence.

Doesn't like late pairs.

He was one of the last to see Hopley
alive.

Bring him in.

Oh, look, there's been a
misunderstanding. I need to find Don

agency left a message. It's not coming.

What agency?

Your agency. You said you were a
colleague, didn't you?

Now hurry up. The class is waiting.

I'm not with an agency.

I'm not interested in the details. Just
get ready, please.

I have to lock it from the outside.

Did Stuart Hopley borrow money from you?

All the time.

You didn't mention that.

You didn't ask.

Did he owe you money?

57 quid, as of yesterday.

Fat chance of saying that again.

Let's get this straight.

Hopley owes you a large amount of money.
You saw him yesterday.

Did you speak to him? No.

He owes you all this money, but you
didn't talk to him? You didn't go after

Oh, darn.

I never laid a finger on him.

He was off down the street faster than
any horse he ever backed.

Because you were chasing him?

He weren't scared of me.

Not while they had Janice's skirt to
hide behind.

What do you mean by that?

You know where her dad is, don't you?

Come on!

Danny Riggs!

Why do you think I lent him all that
brass in the first place?

Elton, set the dog on you!

Now,

now, now, now, come on, lovey. Don't
move!

Lovey, lovey. Stay where you are!

Full rigs has formed for larceny and
safe -blowing. Currently trapped within

Ripon. Isn't that where the van was
stolen?

Yes, there's a quarry there as well, and
they reported a theft of explosives

last month.

Well, if he's Janice Hopley's father,
we'd better talk to her again.

What do you want to do about Drabble?

Well, he's still a suspect.

He may be telling us a pack of lies.

Keep him here.

Ashfordly Police Station.

What?

It's Younger. Peggy Armstrong's been
shot.

Mason, get over there.

Will somebody open this door?

What are you doing? Get your clothes
off.

I beg your pardon?

We never have this trouble with Don. He
does exactly as he's told. Oh, does he?

Well, I'm going. No, you are not.

I've waited two years in anticipation of
today.

Well, I'm sorry.

It's the climax I've dreamt of. Well, I
can't help that. You can and you will.

Now strip off and get ready for action.

I'm locking the door.

Is she?

Blamey Furious?

Yes, I am. Peggy, I told you, don't move
till the ambulance gets here.

I don't need an ambulance. I want to
find that yobbo who peppered me with

birdshot. I've had a drive round, but I
couldn't see him. But there was some

blood on the road.

He must have cut himself quite badly
falling on that glass.

Could someone tell me what happened to
you?

I was shot in the butthole. You were
lucky you were wearing it.

He's got the nasty pellet wounds.

It could have been serious.

And then to top it all, the clown that
did it fell on me old bro.

From the beginning, please.

Mrs Armstrong found a young fella going
through her galoshes.

Why would anyone want to steal galoshes?
That's the odd thing.

I think the same man might have been at
the garage earlier.

Mr Scripps said he was interfering with
a parcel there, too. And he was asking

after David.

So what's the link? David or the
parcels?

Ah, David collected a parcel and all.

From the station.

Maybe he knows something.

I wouldn't bank on it.

Where is he?

No one seems to know. He's vanished.

What

happened?

What did you do?

What do you mean?

Stuart.

He killed Stuart.

Hey, slow down.

What are you saying?

Stuart's dead.

He was murdered.

John, oh, I might have known.

He did it.

Well, he must have.

No wonder he was acting chompy.

He always had it in for Stuart.

Oh, sorry, love.

Oh, this is a mess.

Dad, what are we going to do?

Pack a suitcase.

Fast.

Good girl.

There's no one in, Sarge.

Bang on some doors. See if anybody saw
her go out.

Back up.

It's an A -level practical.

They're only going to draw you.

I'd rather be hung, drawn, and
quartered. I have no idea why you went

line of work in the first place.

Don always rather enjoys himself.

Don.

I'll hop on your plinth.

There were parcels for Peggy Armstrong,
Bernie Grips and David picked one up for

Don Bellamy.

That is correct.

What's the name here?

Looks like Riggs.

Do you remember anything about him?

He may have been involved in a serious
crime, a shooting.

He was a young fella.

He came back because they'd got the
wrong parcel.

I told him that David, the taxi driver,
might be able to help.

That would explain a lot.

It's a shame John wasn't available
today.

You fidget.

I don't, Notch.

Good grief.

Now, where have you put my clothes?

I didn't.

Well, I left them in here.

Oh, it must be someone's silly idea of a
joke.

Well, why didn't you lock the door?

I forgot.

Don't worry, I'll call the police.

No, that won't be necessary. No, I
insist. This is all my fault.

And you don't want to go home dressed in
a toga, do you?

Don't lock the door.

There's custody!

What happened to him?

He'll be found down the road.

He says he was in an accident.

Do you know where he is?

I can find out. He's staying at the pub.

What's your name?

Fiona.

He needs to go to hospital, but I'll
clean him up first.

Go find Joe and tell him it's urgent.

What is?

Hey, it's the man who shot Peggy.

Peggy? Oh, my aunt Peggy.

I'll keep him here, quickly.

Where are we going?

We're going to pick John up.

I told him to be at the pub in Ainsfield
by three or else.

After what he did?

Leave him?

I don't trust him not to talk.

What if they found him already?

Well, I don't see how.

Anyway, I'll deal with it.

How?

I was under the impression you were a
professional model.

It's more of a part -time job.

You did let us down today.

There was a misunderstanding with the
agency.

They couldn't find a replacement at such
short notice.

No, but they did.

He was a bag of nerves.

Now the poor man's had his clothes
stolen.

Don't say a word.

I'll take this from here.

This might sting.

There's no need. I haven't got time.

There's a real risk of infection... I'll
go to hospital, but not now yet!

Still to offer two points of control.

Can you go to the surgery in Aynesfield?
Nurse Cassidy says it's an emergency.

Over.

Aynesfield?

Nurse Cassidy said you'd been shot.

Yes, I have.

And Gina has very kindly given me a
medicinal drink.

Have you seen Joe?

No. He's not at the police house. You'd
better phone Ashfordly.

What's going on?

I'm a bit confused.

Are you sure you've been shot?

Yes.

And I'm not going to show you where.

Put it this way, David.

We're not amused.

For what Peggy said, I'm sure it's the
man who shot her.

Where is he now? I don't know, but Dawn
said he's staying at the pub.

You've been moonlighting. I don't see
what it's got to do with you.

Yes, I'm trying to get back with my
wife.

You know, the old soft soap.

Wining and dining.

It's an expensive business.

I should say that for Sergeant Miller.

If you talk to him, I'll have to explain
about today.

And show him this.

You wouldn't dare.

Try me.

And as far as I'm concerned, you lost
your bet.

Panda One receiving, over.

Get in quick.

It's the pub.

Do you know, the young man who's staying
here, where is he?

He went upstairs, yeah.

He didn't look too well.

Do you have the parcel that David
collected from the station for Don?

Yeah, in a minute.

There we go.

What are you doing?

This isn't Don's.

Oh, trust David.

That one's mine. He shot me. Ta -da!

Funny and clad. What are you doing? Is
that for me?

Careful! Get back, the lot of you.
There's enough high explosives in there

blow you all into next week.

Stupid, and it goes on the fire.

You wouldn't dare.

Yeah.

Well, I would.

You do as you're told, no one gets hurt.

What are you going to do?

That's a good question.

You've got no way out.

Shut up, both of you. This isn't going
to help.

You're already looking at a murder
charge.

What's he talking about?

Stuart Hopley.

Stuart's dead.

Stop playing silly games, Johnny. You
know he is. You killed him. What did you

do that for?

Don't listen to him.

He's playing for time.

I don't think the cops out there have
got guns.

Put that there.

We're getting out, aren't we?

Janice, one of them killed Stuart.

You're not going to just let him get
away with it, are you?

Oh, shut him up, will you?

Leave him alone!

I'm fine, I'm okay.

You, you sit down and you belt up.

All of you!

Janice, Janice, shut them curtains.

They're on their way, Sergeant. If
they're coming from DHQ, they'll be half

hour at least, if you're lucky.

We'll just have to wait.

As far as we know, there's only two of
them in there, Sarge.

I'm not taking any risks.

Was it Stuart's idea about the break
-in?

A good way to pee off his bed.

Get your dad to rub his teeth.

Even if he knew, he could still walk
away from this.

You don't have to get bragged down by
now. I don't know what you're talking

about. I just don't get it.

Why are you here with them?

One of them killed your husband.

Which one was it, Janice? Nay!

I told you before.

Or was it you?

You're the one that wanted Stuart dead.

Tie him up.

And shut your gob.

I've had enough of you yatter.

Oh, Jack.

I think you're so beautiful.

Wrap that up like it was before.

A nice present from one of you lucky
people.

I didn't kill him. You think I believe
that? You and your dad aren't pinning

this on me. I'm not getting sent down
for murder.

No one's getting sent down for nothing.

We don't even know that Stuart was
murdered. For all we know, he's played

All my life, I didn't kill him. Yeah,
well, it wasn't me.

It wasn't worth it.

Don't look at me.

It was you, wasn't it? You did it. You
hit him over the head and threw him in

the river.

I think she'd stand up in court and say
that too.

You, pick up the parcel.

Me?

I'll do it.

No, Dawn.

You've got the baby, Gina.

Keep an eye on her.

I'm going outside.

You and I'll...

See that parcel?

It's full of plastic explosive.

Anyone tries anything and she's dead.

There's no need for that.

That's near enough.

I want a car with a full tank.

I want it here in ten minutes.

And I want a clear run.

You've been set up, pal.

You know that, don't you? I'm not
interested.

Janice and Stuart had the idea for the
break -in.

Your uncle knows how to crack a safe.

What are you here for? Don't listen to
him.

To carry the can.

You know that's how it looks now.

If those two have their way, you're
going to prison.

Because Janice killed Stuart. I never!

You and Stuart were always fighting.

This was the final straw.

He'd wrecked your plan. He'd left your
dad in the lurch.

He was weak.

Pathetic. Shut up!

You said that Stuart was hit over the
head.

How did you know that? Well, you told
me.

No, it didn't.

We didn't, though, for sure. But you
did.

Because you hit him.

He's lying!

Am I?

Yeah, this was your big chance.

A chance to pay off your debt, to get
away from the factory, from that creep

a boy.

But Stuart ruined it all.

Like he always did.

It was you.

Back in.

Come on.

What if he's hurt?

Sarge, we've got to do something.

We don't even know how many there are of
them. There's a way around the back

through the kitchen door.

If I could get in there, at least I
could see what's going on.

If they can see us, they must know we
aren't armed.

Well, if you don't keep your voice down.

At least let me have a deco.

I won't be in any more danger than I am
stuck here.

Go on.

Don't do anything stupid.

What's up?

You know, don't you?

She did it.

Janice killed Stu.

No!

Dad,

there's more of them outside.

I think they've got guns too.

I can't stop the bleeding.

John, John.

I'm warning you.

You get over there with your apple.

Oi, give that here.

Right.

Oi.

You and her.

Mum!

Police officer!

Keep walking.

Why did you do it, Jan?

You should have told me. You should have
trusted me. Duncan, stay with you, Dad.

Please. It's too late now. It's far
enough.

Dad, I don't want to go to jail. You
won't.

Duncan,

don't!

Lucky for you, it was only the
detonator.

You all right?

Yeah, I think so.

How are the others?

They're fine, thanks to you.

Careful, careful.

Thank you.

Come on, walk as you can.

Sit.

Are you okay?

I'll survive.

How's he doing?

We need an ambulance.

It's on its way.

Where's the explosives?

They're here.

Right. I want this place evacuated until
bomb disposal have dealt with it.

I'm sorry. The celebrations will have to
wait until this place is secure.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm arresting you on the suspicion of
the murder of Stuart Hopley.

You're not obliged to say anything
unless you wish to do so.

But what you say may be put in writing
and given in evidence.

There are also some outstanding matters.

The burglary.

To break him was Stu's idea.

He couldn't even get that right.

His big plan to save her, then he fouls
it up.

The story of his life.

Always let you down.

The funny thing is, when I met him, I
thought he was some kind of superman.

I really did.

I was that stupid.

What happened, Janice?

I don't know.

I just woke up one day and it was all so
obvious.

Stu didn't love me.

Not really.

I couldn't compete with the thrill he
got out of the bookies.

I saw him for what he was.

A loser.

He was always going to lie and cheat and
let me down.

Why didn't you just leave him?

Because he'd come crawling back.

You didn't have to kill him.

My family isn't the kind of family you
just walk away from.

If I'd have left you, there's no telling
what he'd say or do.

He should never have given me the
chance.

There he was, just hanging off that
bridge last night.

It was too easy.

Hey, hey, she's here, everyone.

Ready?

Happy birthday to you.

It's definitely a birthday I won't
forget.

Where are your costumes?

He's the good -looking one out of Zed
Cars.

And she's Florence Nightingale.

You're not going to win any prizes.

Talking of prizes!

Oh, you've won it fair and square, Peg.

Happy birthday, Don. Yeah, I'm sorry
that this took so long to get to, yeah.

Oh, it's lovely!

Oh, shame it's too big.

I'm not picking up any more parcels. You
have to make do or wait till you grow

into it.

Crisp. I said the prize is from behind
the bar.

Remember, the prize is in the taking
part, not the winning.

That's all the thanks I get for saving
your neck.

Typical.

Ladies and gentlemen, much against my
better judgment, we shall have one more

present for our...

I haven't enough of Friday for today.

No, you're going to love this one.

It's the one, the only... Help me!

It's not the real one.

It's Johnny Gary from the chip shop in
Bickering. If you don't like him, you

always return to sender.

Don't you dare.

He's gorgeous.

Thank you so much. This turned out to be
the best birthday ever.

You must know your own name. I don't. I
can't remember.

This is supposed to be a holiday.