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Hey, are you sure you and Mike can't
stay for dinner? I'm making your
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Lettuce.
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That's really sweet, Mrs. Thiever, but
Mike and I have tickets to the
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tonight. The ballet?
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Does Mike know they don't sell peanuts
and he can't do the wave?
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho. Guess what they've got down at
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Murray's Trees, Trees, Trees?
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I'd have to go with trees.
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Yeah, but not just any trees. These are
12 -foot... Noble furs for only $8.
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$8? Well, previously owned.
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Jason, we are not going to have a big
tree this year because you know how you
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get when you decorate it.
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Jolly?
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Ho, ho, homicidal.
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You have to have everything your way. So
this year, we're going to try something
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new.
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Peggy, that's not a tree. That's
parsley.
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presents. Oh, sweetheart.
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You know how much you care about saving
the Earth.
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Well, after Christmas, we can plant this
tree and save it, too.
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All year long, I care about the Earth.
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On Christmas, I care about numero uno.
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Okay, Kate, you ready to go see the
Nutcracker?
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Mike, you're going to the ballet?
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It's a ballet?
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Yes, I'm upset, and do you know why?
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Dwight Halliburton has just stood me up.
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I trusted him, and now my heart is
clipped in twain.
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Yeah, well, I hope your twain will be
leaving soon on a very long twip.
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Mike, how could you do that to her when
she's so upset?
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Oh, Kate, she's always like that. That's
just who she is. Carol, yes, I'm upset.
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Leave her.
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Well, couldn't you go in and talk to
her?
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For me?
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Well, okay.
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That boy is smitten.
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That boy is whipped.
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Hey, Carol, what are you doing?
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Alphabetizing the bookshelf.
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I asked you to help, but I'm too busy to
train you.
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Carol, hey, listen, you don't want to
tell me about your stupid problem, do
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Dwight has a new research assistant
named Felicia.
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I guess you do.
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And tonight, we had tickets to see
Istvan Penderecki.
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Istvan who?
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He's a performance artist who screams
obscenities at the audience while
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his hair on fire. It was his Christmas
show.
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It doesn't matter because we won't be
going anyway because I hate Dwight
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Halliburton. In the ground, he cruises
over.
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You know what your problem is?
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You and I come from the same loin?
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No. You get involved with people who
make you jealous.
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Everybody gets jealous.
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Not me.
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Because I know how to pick women that I
can count on. You don't see Kate
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standing me up, do you?
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Mike!
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Great news!
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I have to leave.
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Huh? That was my agent.
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I've been picked to be in the Sporting
Man Swimsuit Edition.
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We shoot in Jamaica next week. So I have
to get fitted for my suit right away.
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But Kate, you...
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I was so looking forward to going to the
ballet.
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shouldn't a couple of tickets to the
Nutcracker?
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I am, I am.
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Okay, 50 bucks.
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What happened to Kate?
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Oh, she had to leave. Her agent just
called. She got a modeling job in the
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swimsuit edition of The Sporting Man.
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The issue I live and die for?
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Steve's and Post's hamstring bikini?
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Oh, I saw a girl who wanted you last
year.
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I did.
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Uh, Chrissy, do you want to go to the
Nutcracker with your old man?
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Yeah. Okay.
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So, uh, when is Kate doing this bikini
shoot?
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What's next week in Jamaica?
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Oh, well, I'd love to be the
photographer on that job. I mean, one
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those babes.
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Forget that.
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I'd love to be the guy who rubs on the
cocoa butter.
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Forget that. I'd love to be the cocoa
butter.
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Hey, why don't you two guys go out and
roll in the snow?
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It's an ordinary photo shoot. Yeah,
maybe, but if Kate was my girlfriend, I
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wouldn't let her go to Jamaica.
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Man, your brother trusts Kate.
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Yeah.
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Hold it, you two.
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Kate's a professional.
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Now, she can stand in the sun all oiled
up in the briefest of bikinis having her
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picture taken by some jet -set
photographer without anything untoward
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I'm glad that at least Mike knows that.
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When I was 17...
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It was a very good year.
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What are you doing here?
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You sent for me. Ah, I understand you
volunteered to drive the bus for this
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year's Christmas tree -cutting trip.
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Yeah, I thought it might be a nice
chance for some inner -city kids to
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experience Christmas. You know, with the
snow and the silver bells and the
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mistletoe. Forget that.
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Think Nunez with a chainsaw.
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See, Bert, you don't have the seniority
to do this on your own.
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If you insist on taking them on this
trip, I'll be forced to go with you.
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Great. The more the merrier.
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Steve, have I ever done you any harm?
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Look, Mr. Tedesco, I'll level with you.
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I need to find something to do this week
while my girlfriend's out of town.
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She's a model, and she's going to be in
Jamaica doing the swimsuit issue of The
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Sporting Man.
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Steve, may I give you some unsolicited
advice?
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Catch the next thing smoking to Jamaica.
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Look, Mr. Tedesco, Kate and I trust each
other, okay? We're in love.
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Don't you know love is a state of
insanity?
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I myself married Mrs. Tedesco because
she had a body that wouldn't stop.
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Shortly after I married her, it stopped.
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Love makes your judgment take a holiday.
You think you're marrying a goddess,
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and you wind up with a walking bathrobe
that reads, The Tinseltown Tattler.
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Listen, Tedesco, I am darn sure that I
know Kate.
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Pretty well.
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But do you know Nigel Dunn? No, who's
he?
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He's the chief photographer for The
Sporting Man.
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He's an Australian with rugged good
looks and an appetite for every lovely
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he photographs.
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How do you know all this?
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I read it in the tabler.
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The bathroom can be a lonely place.
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How's it look now?
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Perfect.
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Oh, Ben, come on. It's still crooked.
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That's at least two degrees off.
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Pretty straight to me.
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Pretty straight doesn't feed the
reindeer, pal.
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So how's it going, guys? Great. We're
just full of Christmas spirit.
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He's full of it, all right.
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Oh, Jason, are you starting it again?
Why do you always take this so
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Yeah, Christmas is supposed to be fun.
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Luke. Fun doesn't just happen. Fun is a
matter of exacting preparation.
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Oh, no.
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Christmas is the one time you want
everything to be right.
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Because I know when those stockings are
hung at a 42 -degree angle and that
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wreath is centered precisely on the
door, it's going to fill us all with
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Yuletide joy.
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Besides, a sloppy Christmas is nothing
more than Groundhog Day with Tinsel.
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Loosen up. I'm loose, sweetheart. I just
have a crooked tree. There's something
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out of whack here.
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I must have a screw loose.
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Oh, nice ornaments.
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Did I miss Dad's groundhog day with
temple speech?
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Yes.
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If anyone asks, I'm off to the library
to get a good look at Dwight's new hussy
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research assistant, Felicia.
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Oh, Carol, you're going to spy on
somebody out of jealousy?
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That's completely infantile. Only
pathetic fools do that.
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So you want to come?
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All right, all right, fine. Go check out
your competition. But let me tell you,
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if she's female and breathing, she's too
up on you.
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Why do you needle her like that? Can't
you see she's in pain?
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Oh, come on, Dad. She's jealous over
Dwight, the Duke of Dork.
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Who's going to own him?
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Felicia might.
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It's only natural when people work
closely together, they become attracted
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one another, Mike.
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Researchers and scholars, actors,
directors.
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Models and photographers? Exactly, Mike.
That's my whole... That's the hole in
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my theory.
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That's the exception.
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Oh, isn't this exciting?
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Yeah, my first press party.
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Can we go home now?
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Get a load of those pants. Can you
believe somebody actually paid money for
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those babies?
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Tweed jacket.
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Can you believe he actually paid money
for that?
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There you are, Kate, darling.
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Darling? That's the way people talk at
these parties.
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Hi.
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Nigel Dunn, this is Mike Seaver.
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Nice to meet you, darling.
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You are going to look fantastic in this
suit.
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What do you think?
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Ted, you're not actually going to...
Mike, all the models are wearing suits
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this. What if all the models were
jumping off a building? Would you do
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too?
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Come, my angel, I'll introduce you to
the press.
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Sorry, Mick, no boyfriends allowed.
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I got my spirit level.
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I could use a little help getting the
tree straight.
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I have to go get out of the toilet. I've
got an extra credit. I've got to scrape
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the ice off the driveway.
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I've got to eat some spinach.
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Okay, then.
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That's all the more fun for me.
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Mike, you look like you're ready to go
bag some trees.
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Kate's flight get off okay?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fine, Dad.
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You all right? Something on your mind?
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Well, actually, I... Hey, no ornaments
last. Oh, my.
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I gotta get a broom. Just look, but
don't touch.
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Don't start with me.
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Listen, Carol, I was wrong.
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Why do you only do this when there are
no witnesses?
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No, no, no, I mean it. You have every
right in the world to be jealous about
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Dwight and his assistant, Felicia.
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I saw Dwight's assistant this afternoon.
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She's an older woman.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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No.
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old, blue hair, glasses, gets into
movies for half price.
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Oh, well, I mean, something could have
happened if she was young and
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You know, with all that heat and the
dust and the glitter and the glamour and
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the parties and the steel drums
pounding.
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In the library?
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Well, the library, Jamaica, the location
really doesn't matter.
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Wait a minute. You're talking about
Kate.
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Hey, hey, hey, you leave Kate and Nigel
Dunn out of this.
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Nigel Dunn?
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This is wonderful.
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I was jealous about nothing, and you're
jealous about Nigel. Tie me kangaroo
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down. Done.
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Let's go, Seaver.
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We'll bust a load of kids out there with
chainsaws. If we don't hurry, we'll be
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driving a convertible.
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Mr. Tedesco, I can't go.
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The acoustics in here are absolutely
horrid.
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For a moment there, it sounded as if you
said, I can't go.
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I can't.
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No!
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I've got to go to Jamaica instead.
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What?
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Look, you were the one who told me to
keep tabs on Kate. No, you can't do this
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to me. I need this job till retirement.
I have a wife, and the pension's really
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the only thing we have going. I know
it's no substitute for children, but we
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made a decision.
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Look, I've got to go to Jamaica.
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Well, if you must go, do me one favor.
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What's that?
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Take me with you!
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Well,
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here I am in Jamaica.
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Why am I in Jamaica? I'm sure
everything's fine.
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Okay, give it to me, baby. That's it,
that's it. Beautiful, beautiful,
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beautiful. Okay, turn a little more
towards me. I love it. I love it.
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Great, it's happening.
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Yes, it is.
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Beautiful.
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Okay, let's stand up now.
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That's it, that's it. Okay.
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Beautiful, beautiful.
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Yes, it's working. Let me see the back.
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Okay, I think what you need is the...
Oh, don't touch her. Don't you touch
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Nigel Dunn.
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Oh, you touched her.
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boyfriend, are you?
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Kate.
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Last name, please.
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Kate McDonald.
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Her.
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You're not Kate.
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But that's okay. I was defending all
women, everywhere.
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And I'm sure she's grateful.
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Your Kate's off the shoot.
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No, no, no, you can't do that.
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Already done.
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Well, what if I apologize and I let you
hit me again?
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It's tempting, but no thanks.
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Kate's up at the beach house recovering.
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Recovering?
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Mike! Kate!
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What are you doing here?
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Kate, what happened to your leg?
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Oh, I got stung by a jellyfish.
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What happened to your eye?
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I forgot to put my tray table in the
upright position.
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Mike, you won't believe what Nigel did.
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The minute I got on the plane, he made a
pass at me.
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I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. This is
just what I wanted to hear. That
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scumbag had made a pass at you, and
nothing... Nothing happened, right?
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Nothing. I knew it. I knew it. I have
got the most wonderful girl in the
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and nothing could come between us.
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Now just send me over to check if you're
all right.
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's fine.
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Not her golden gloves. You.
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We don't have a steak to put on that
eye, but I'll send over a chilled
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Listen, don't feel bad. You're not the
first jealous boyfriend to attack Nigel.
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That's why I got his black belt.
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You attacked Nigel?
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This whole time I thought you were
handling things.
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You just didn't trust me.
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Kate, Kate, look, I did it for you. I
know guys like Nigel. And you know me
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better.
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Mike, I am not the kind of girl who's
going to get involved with a slime like
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Nigel Dunn.
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You should have trusted me, Mike.
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But, Kate... Goodbye, Mike.
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Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree,
you're standing perpendicularly.
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Not ninety -one or two degrees the most
upright of Christmas trees.
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Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree,
we'll show them I'm not crazy.
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All right, time to decorate the tree,
everybody.
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I guess I'm the only one with the
Christmas spirit.
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Everybody laughing, making decorations.
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Now, this is how I always imagined
Christmas would be.
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Ta -da!
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Oh, this is great. It's nice.
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Let's put it on the tree.
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That's a perfect tree.
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Where have you been?
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Well, I just spent my last dime to fly
600 miles to Jamaica to get dumped by my
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girlfriend and punched in the eye.
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You caught a lousy travel agent.
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Carol, you were right. I was jealous.
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No, you were right. I was jealous.
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Of what? I thought Felicia was polygrip
material.
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That was Esther I saw. Felicia, 22.
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Kind of a good -looking Michelle
Pfeiffer.
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Let me give you your Christmas present
early.
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Kate and I broke up.
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Dwight and I did, too.
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Really?
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Love stinks.
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Yeah. Pee you.
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Family's all you got.
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You bet. Who needs Dwight and Kate when
we have each other? What are you talking
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to? Let's hang out together.
325
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Yeah. We'll go to museums and offers.
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We'll get a house together and have
cats. Love the cats.
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Let's drop by seein' a movie. Okay, I'll
get the paper. Okay.
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00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,500
Why?
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You know... I was asking myself the same
question. Why was I an insensitive,
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jealous fool?
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No.
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Why can't I stay mad at you?
333
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Oh, what a girl I've got.
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From now on, I'm going to trust you at
all times.
335
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Okay, Mike, I got the movie guide.
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Oh, beat it, cat lady.
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Does this look like we're on the rocks?
338
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Oh, those aren't for you. I found them
outside. They're for Carol.
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Give me those, you tree stump.
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Listen to this.
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Roses are red.
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Violets are blue.
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I fired Felicia because I love you.
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Love, Dwight Halliburton, your medieval
prince.
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Doesn't he just send you?
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Yeah, right to the porcelain throne.
347
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,000
Hey, you guys want to come in the living
room for a minute?
348
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Oh, the tree must be ready.
349
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Pretend that you like it.
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Come on, come on.
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Cover your eyes.
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Hey, cover your eyes.
353
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Come on.
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Shh, don't wake the elves. Okay.
355
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,220
Whoops. No,
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no, you can't. No, nobody look. I want
it to be a surprise. All right.
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Everybody ready?
358
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Open sesame.
359
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What's the matter? You didn't finish.
360
00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:24,170
He's probably waiting for the blueprints
to get back from the North Pole.
361
00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:28,830
No, I'm done. I just thought the rest of
you might want to finish it off without
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me. You mean we can decorate your tree
any way we want?
363
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Yes, Luke.
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00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:37,030
Not my tree. It's our tree. I know this
is hard to believe, but sometimes I just
365
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get carried away.
366
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Oh, Jesus.
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So, can we throw tinsel on a big
handful?
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If you wish.
369
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And put the candy canes in any crazy
place we want.
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If the spirit moves you.
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And put the heavy ornaments on top?
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No, no, no.
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