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Luke Brower?
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The doctor will see you now.
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She looks sick. Take her.
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There is no reason to be scared.
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Well, yeah, the last time I saw a
doctor, he went poking around like a
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drug enforcement officer with an
attitude.
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Trust me, pal. The doctor is your very
special friend.
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Let's go, champ.
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Don't worry. Haven't lost a patient
since lunch.
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He's kidding. He's kidding.
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He's kidding.
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See,
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he hasn't seen a doctor for years.
That's why he's so... like you care.
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Whoa, looks like Nixon's gonna resign.
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Keep your hands to yourself, you quack!
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No problem.
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Everything's under control. Take it
easy, Ace.
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My very special friend just tried to
choke me with a popsicle stick.
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Very normal examination. He tried to
bite me.
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You settle down, Scooter, or I'll have
to call a vet.
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Hey, Luke, just so you can see, an
examination doesn't have to hurt. I'm
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to have Dr.
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Sulakian do to me exactly what he would
do to you, okay?
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Fine.
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Unbutton your shirt, sport.
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Whoops. Got your nose. Got your nose.
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See, Luke, I don't feel a thing.
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It's a piece of cake, easy as pie.
Everything's under control.
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That wasn't a hurt owl. That was just a
tickled owl because it felt so darn
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good. Ow!
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What about those giants, huh? Ow!
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Quit poking me!
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And stop taking off my nose!
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is a hernia anyway.
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Van, it's not something you want to talk
about at the dinner table.
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Basically, dad's guts are popping out.
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He was fine until the doctor started
poking at him.
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Coincidence? I think not.
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Oh, Maggie, you're serving honey glazed
chicken. I can't eat a thing and you're
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serving honey glazed chicken.
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When I started cooking, I didn't know
you were going to have surgery tomorrow.
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What do you want me to do? Serve the
moldy leftovers?
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That would be nice.
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You can have mine, Daddy. I want a
peanut butter sandwich.
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Chrissy, you had a peanut butter
sandwich for breakfast and lunch today.
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When you find the winner, stick with it.
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I don't have time to fight with you.
Carol, make her a peanut butter
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But, Mom, she's acting like a spoiled
kid. You need to take a stand.
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Okay. Make her the sandwich or get out
of my house.
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me. Why now?
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Dad, it's all right. Don't worry. Mom
can make this chicken dinner another
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Forget the chicken.
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Sunday is the annual Psychiatric
Association Black Tie Banquet.
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You're lucky you're missing this one,
Dad.
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I wouldn't miss it for the world, Mike.
I'm organizing it.
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Oh, no, you don't. The doctor said you
could go to the banquet, but you have to
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get someone else to organize it.
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Uh -uh. As the event coordinator, I get
to introduce the guest of honor, who
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happens to be only one of the most
important men in my life, Vidal Sassoon.
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No. Dr.
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Alfred Bellows, my psychology professor.
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He tormented me. He browbeat me. He made
me feel like dirt.
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He was like a father to me.
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And you finally get to honor him?
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That's really beautiful.
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Oh, give me a break, Carol. If I got to
introduce one of my nut bar professors,
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I certainly wouldn't bust a gut over it.
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Sorry, Dad.
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Come on, Mike. You're an actor.
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What a... Have you got the chance to
introduce Anthony Hopkins at a dinner?
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Who?
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Okay. Scott Bam.
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Me? Introduce Mr.
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Charles in Charge himself?
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Wow.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey, Mike. I've got something I need you
to do for me while I'm in the hospital.
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Oh, wait. Don't worry about a thing,
Dad. While you're gone, I'll smack Ben
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around at least once a day.
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No. That's not it. It's about the
banquet on Sunday. See, with me sick, I
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big job for you. Oh, hey. Rest easy.
I'll cancel the whole thing.
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Actually, I was kind of hoping maybe
you'd make sure that everything got set
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Uh, gee, Dad, I don't know. I mean, it's
midterms, and I'm going to be pulling
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all -nighters as it is just trying to
figure out how to get out of them.
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Come on. I got some phone numbers here.
The hotel catering manager, the guy who
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does the decorations, that agent who's
in charge of the string quartet.
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Now, can I count on you?
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Dad, you know me.
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Yes. Can I count on you?
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I guess I could, but... Thanks. Hey, a
banquet means a lot to me.
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Thanks.
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Ben! Lou! Get down here!
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Hey, what's up?
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Well, guys, um... With Dad going to the
hospital, he's got a big job for me, and
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you guys are gonna do it.
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Stupid bed.
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I hate these pillows, too. They're
just... Ah, stupid train!
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Honey, you seem a little anxious.
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I'm not anxious, Maggie. If I was
anxious, I'd be complaining about every
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thing.
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Carol, must you breathe through your
mouth?
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You know, there's no reason to be
scared. The doctor is your very special
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friend.
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You know, Luke, I really believe you are
becoming part of the family.
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Because you're starting to tick me off.
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Where's Ben?
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Oh, Mike, stop that.
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Your brother's very sensitive. He
probably wandered off so he wouldn't see
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upset he is.
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Thank you so much, nurse. I think I'll
have my sponge bath now.
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I remember the last time I was in a
hospital was when I had my tonsils out.
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When the doctor gave me the ether, he
said, you're the prettiest little girl
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I've ever seen.
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Carol, you were clearly hallucinating.
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I'm Dr.
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Whiteside. I'll be doing the surgery.
Oh, hi. I just want you to know the
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procedure's fairly routine, so I don't
expect any complications. Excuse me.
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Remember me? Hello. The reason we're
here? Excuse me. I need to administer
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Me, me. You can talk to me, you know.
Me, me, me, me, me. Hello, Dr.
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Seaver. How are we feeling today? Oh, we
are feeling just fine, thank you,
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doctor. Except we wasted 45 minutes
filling out a bunch of dumb forms
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downstairs, and then we sat in a little
paper napkin with our cheeks to the wind
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in a room the temperature of a hockey
rink. Thank you. Other than that, we are
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just as happy as a... clam.
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Bear.
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Fish.
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Frog.
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Rivet.
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Yes, Jason.
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You're right, Jason.
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I'll make sure the whole hospital staff
is fired, Jason.
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Sweetheart, if you let me get off the
phone, I'll come and get you.
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Yes, we can't wait to have you home.
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How's Dad? Still cranky? Let me put it
this way. This morning, the hospital
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chaplain attacked him.
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By the way, he wanted me to ask you how
the plans for the banquet are coming.
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Uh, the banquet?
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Well, I can honestly say that not one
problem has come to my attention.
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You'll be glad to hear that.
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Okay, see you later.
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Ben, look!
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Front and center!
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What's going on?
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I'm teaching Luke how to shave.
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Ben, come here.
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let him come near you with a sharp
object again.
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All right? Now, listen. Dad wants to
know how things are coming along with
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banquet.
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Uh, great.
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Everything's great.
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Ben, you heard him. Great.
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Ow! Okay, fine. We haven't done
anything.
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We were going to, but this shaving thing
came up.
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Ow! Now, listen.
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No more excuses.
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You both, get on that phone.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll call about the decorations and the
entertainment. You call the catering
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manager. Well, what do I say?
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You know, banquet stuff.
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Okay, one question.
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What's a banquet?
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Living torture.
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You'll wear somebody else's clothes, eat
cardboard food, and then some old gas
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bag stands up and preaches about dead
people.
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Sounds like Sunday night at the soup
kitchen.
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Your dad likes this stuff?
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Nobody does, but it's tradition.
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Well, if nobody likes it...
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Why don't we make a new tradition?
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Maggie, cut it out, please. I'm not an
invalid. I can do this myself.
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Oh, boy.
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Jason, if you want to go to this
banquet, the doctor says no work, no
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unnecessary movement, and...
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Take your pain medication.
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Maggie, I'm not going to dull my senses
with pharmaceuticals because I'm just
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not in any pa... Oh, boy.
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That was a yawn.
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Mike?
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Yeah, Dad?
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How are the plans for the banquet going?
Oh, no, you don't. Mike, get lost.
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Uh, glad we had this time to chat, Dad.
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Jason, if you keep this up, the only way
you're going to go to this banquet is
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on a stretcher. Now take your pain pill.
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Noop, noop, noop, Maggie.
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What are you doing? I'm just trying to
get to the phone so I can at least make
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some business calls.
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Nope, nope, nope.
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Just sit there and heal, mister.
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We didn't want you to eat all by
yourself.
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Oh, that's very thoughtful.
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Here's a peanut butter sandwich.
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Carol, would you please make her another
peanut butter sandwich?
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Mom, when I was five years old and only
wanted to eat one thing, you put your
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foot down.
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They were anchovies, and you smelled
like a bait sting.
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Mom... Don't worry, I'll get a vitamin
to mash into the peanut butter.
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Chunky style, please.
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Oh, it'll be chunky, all right.
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All right, so what about the banquet?
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Um... Mom will kill me if I discuss that
with you, Dad.
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I'm going to be well someday, Mike.
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Well, about the banquet, it's going
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A -OK.
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How about the food? Are you within
budget?
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Well, we're... I cut the budget.
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Really? By how much?
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Well, by one.
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A hundred.
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Smackers.
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Boy, you were right. You really can't
breathe in these things.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold a second.
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Lou, you're supposed to take these
things out.
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Oh. Well, what about the little balls of
paper in the shoes?
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Jason, won't you please take a pill?
Don't need one.
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Mike, I gotta hand it to you. I had some
trepidations about this banquet
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tonight. You know, maybe that you'd
embarrass me in front of my colleagues
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Dr. Bellows, but you've really come
through.
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Shrink -a -rama 91?
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That's really something, huh?
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I hate it.
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It's something that Ben did.
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Mike, I put you in charge of this
banquet.
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Well, Dad, it, uh, it, um, I just
couldn't leave the little kids out of
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mean, it was our first big event.
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Pardon me, pardon me.
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Hello. I think you fellas, uh, you must
be in the wrong ballroom.
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Oh, yes, I mean, but no, I mean, Mike,
where's the string quartet? Uh, Ben?
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Hey, this is better, and for half the
price.
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I'm sorry, fellas, but mariachi music,
that's all wrong for this evening.
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No problem, senor.
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Just say adios dos hombres.
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And shalom! Bar Mitzvah, cats!
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Can
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you
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play something more appropriate for a
room full of psychiatrists?
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Well...
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What's this?
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We're supposed to be having veal with
truffles.
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Mike? Uh, Luke? Hey, I looked it up. A
truffle is a fungus rooted up by a
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pig. I got it some real food.
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You can't eat ribs and corn on the
common tuxedos, Mike.
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Luke, way ahead of you. Check this out.
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happy hog, but they were kind of stuffy.
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Nobody gets these bibs, right?
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Here, Jameson, take this pill. Please, I
will not take the pill. Do not treat me
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like a child.
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I were treating you like a child. I'd
mash it into your food so you'd never
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know.
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Excuse me.
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Are you Dr. Sieber? Yes.
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I am Fatima.
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don't tell me you have a problem with
this.
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You three follow me.
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What happens now? Do we get spanked?
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Hopefully by Fatima.
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Just potatoes on the plate, please.
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Paul, what are you doing?
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I'm treating your father like a child.
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Could you just leave without drawing any
more attention, please?
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Aren't you free to tell me there are no
more surprises?
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You've seen it all.
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Yeah, if the rest will be so boring,
it'll make your eyes crawl. Oh, that's
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I ask.
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Oh, boy.
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I knew it. You're in agony. You're not
taking your pain pills.
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Tell me the truth.
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You don't trust doctors any more than I
do.
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Is that the message I'm giving you,
Luke?
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All right.
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Well, watch this.
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This is how much I do trust doctors.
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All right?
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Oh, honey, I had them give you extra
potatoes because that's all you can eat.
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Well, that is just fine because I'm
ravenous.
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Well, I know somebody who's feeling a
lot better. Yeah, I certainly am.
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Do you know why?
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Mm -hmm.
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I took a pill.
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How did you know?
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I know because I was there when I took
it.
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Half an hour ago when I went off with
the boys.
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What? And I feel great.
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Oh, Jason, I can hear something I better
tell you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I now give you the
man behind Trigger Rabbit 91, Dr.
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Jason Steele!
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very much uh good friends and colleagues
can we have a light on dr bella's table
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please and uh we are here tonight to
honor a great man a man who makes us all
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proud to be psychiatrist he is a man
known the world over as a brilliant
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therapist and a devout scholar and uh in
case you're wondering no that's not his
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real hair i'm kidding of course i'm
kidding And Dr.
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Bellows has a great sense of humor.
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Just look at his wife.
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What was that? Oh, yeah.
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He's a great man.
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And a man who really, really, really
means a lot to me.
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And so the only way that I can think of
to properly express how I feel
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about... This therapeutic nut bucket.
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You are the sunshine of my life.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's why I always stay around you.
When you, when you, when you. Hey, you
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the apple of my eye.
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I know. Hey, well, listen, if you've
been going to see old Dr. Alfie Bellows,
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you know that feeling, don't you?
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So what are you up to now, Alfie?
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About $250 an hour?
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I'm kidding. It's worth it.
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Oh, nope.
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Do you know you're making a jackass of
yourself?
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No, but I do know Magda Knight.
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Hit it, boys.
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Oh, the shot has hit the pearly TV.
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And he shows them pearly white. Come on,
everybody.
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Well, that Jack Knight, that's the old
man he made.
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And he keeps it way out of sight.
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Oh, Jenny Driver.
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Jason,
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Jason.
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Uh -oh.
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I'm so embarrassed. I can't believe I
did this.
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I forgot to introduce my family.
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Can I get a light, please, over here?
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Table 16.
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My good wife, Maggie. I love you.
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My sons, Mike and Ben.
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Our darling daughter, Carol.
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Our old pal, Luke, over there.
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And, you know, I see all these
beautiful...
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fresh young faces, and I think, hey, old
Alfie's going to be dead soon.
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And now the end is near.
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Alfie must face the final curtain.
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Your friends, we make it clear.
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We'll state our case of which we're...
certain.
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Wait a second.
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Let's give it up for my posse. My posse
right here. Ira.
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Yes. And Heidi.
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Lowenstein. The puppets are cast.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. My main man.
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my fault. I never should have put that
pill in your potatoes.
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No, I can't believe I pulled that in
front of Dr. Bellows.
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Oh, honey, Dr.
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Bellows is a professional. I'm sure he's
seen a lot worse.
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I'm sure he doesn't think any less of
you.
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