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Three minutes before ten o 'clock on a
Friday night in New York City, and we've
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got you rock and roll.
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Um, I keep forgetting. How old do you
have to be to drive in this state again?
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Get inside, Ben, now.
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Move it, mister.
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Joyriding in our car? Driving without a
license? Without insurance?
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Let's not forget the good news.
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What? I'm home before my curfew.
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Ben, we are very, very disappointed in
you. What were you thinking of? I also
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wore my seatbelt the whole time.
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That's it, Ben. You're grounded. Go to
your room. For wearing my seatbelt?
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I don't think that's very responsible
parenting.
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Not another word, Ben.
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I just wanted to say that I'm really
sorry. I know I screwed up big, and I'll
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never do it again.
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I don't know if you guys remember, but
it's pretty tough being a teen.
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Ben, honey, we love you very much, and
that's why we're just a little
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disappointed.
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Thanks for understanding.
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So, how about roasting us some hot dogs?
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I said go to your room.
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I'm still grounded?
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Well, until we can think of the rest of
your punishment.
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I don't get it. I hugged you guys and
everything.
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And I was moved.
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Go to your room.
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This isn't the way it happens on TV.
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What's TV got to do with it?
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In every family, on every TV show, when
the kids mess up, all they have to do is
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hug just before the last commercial.
Where you been?
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Do you see any cameras here? Do you see
any lights?
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This is not TV, Ben. This is the real
world.
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Problems just aren't solved that easy.
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I know, Dad.
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That's why they have two parters.
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Ben. Bart Simpson blew up a toilet and
he wasn't sent to his room. He's a
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cartoon.
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Yeah, so think how easy it should be for
us humans.
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I want you to go to your room. I want
you to think about what you did wrong.
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I'll tell you what's wrong. Me being
stuck here in the real world and not on
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What did I do and why it was wrong?
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I got caught.
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No, that's probably wrong too.
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Once again, from the top.
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Hey, who are you?
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Special effects.
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Oh, we're going to have to do that
again.
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That's way too big of a box.
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Did you forget your line? What line? Who
are you?
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What's going on here?
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Don't play games. The director's in a
bad mood.
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In a very bad mood.
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Everyone whose name begins with a G is
fired.
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Where's the rest of my bedroom?
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Where am I? Meet the Seavers. Opening
scene, take two.
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Remember, your first line is said very
softly. In five, four, three... Show
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me that smile again.
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Show me that smile.
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Don't waste another minute on your
crying.
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We're nowhere near the end. We're
nowhere near the end. The best is ready
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No, Jeremy.
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We're doing a show here in two hours,
and this Emmy -winning director doesn't
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need this grief.
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Why are you calling me Jeremy?
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Who is that? Is that God?
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He is to me.
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Susan.
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Susan, give Jeremy his line for the last
time.
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I've got to tell Mom and Dad how sorry I
am and how much I love them.
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This is too weird. Tell me about it.
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Dad, boy, am I glad to see you. I've
been looking all over for you. What is
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happening? Shh.
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Now, you've got to tell the Disney World
people I cannot make that ribbon
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-cutting on the 5th.
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I got the Passover parade with Morgan
Fairchild.
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Dad, I've got to talk to you.
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Hold on a second. Yeah, go ahead.
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Dad, look, something really weird is
going on here. Our house, well, it's
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our house, but it isn't. I mean, there's
all these strange people.
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I think I'm losing my mind.
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No, no, no. Hey, I was very clear, babe.
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I said a definite no to the new match
game and a yes to the new Hollywood
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Squares.
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Dad, can you get off the phone? I'm
dying here.
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Jeremy, don't you have your real family
to help you with that?
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You are my real family.
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And you called me Jeremy, too.
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Yes, I did.
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That's your name. I thought I'd been
calling you for six seasons.
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That is your name, isn't it?
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That's your name? Dad?
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I'm not your dad. I play your father on
television. Meet the Savers, remember?
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Huh? Not like I don't care about you
like my real son I do. No!
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No, it's Center Square or I walk.
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No, no, Dad, this is wrong. Come on, we
are not a TV family. We are a real
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family. Well, why don't they just bump
Urkel?
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Thank you.
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Mom! Mom!
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What is it, honey? I don't know. I don't
know anything. I'm going nuts here.
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It seems to me that someone's gone to a
lot of trouble to mess with my head.
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Mom? Mom!
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What, honey? Can I please spend the
night at Desiree's house? I promise I
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stay out late. Mom, who is this?
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Why is she calling you mom?
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Oh, you know my daughter, Ashley.
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My sister?
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My daughter. My sister?
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My daughter.
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No, Ashley's not your daughter. Carol
and Chrissy are.
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Oh, they're my TV daughters.
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Ashley's my real daughter.
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You do know the difference between TV
and real life.
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What's happening to me?
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I used to think you were hot.
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Hey, gorgeous.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Baby. Hey!
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Hi!
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Jeremy Miller, what's gotten into you?
Oh, what are you doing? Dad's right over
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there. He is only my TV husband. Hans is
my real -life friend.
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Now, you should apologize.
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Believe me, I will never joyride in the
family car again.
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Oh,
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Jeremy. We run these lines a little
later.
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Somebody call a nurse! The klutz did it
again.
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You know me!
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Get away from me! You disgust me! Of
course I do. I'm your brother.
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I don't have any brothers. I have
several sisters, though.
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whom are mighty talented.
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Carol, look, I know we haven't gotten
along, and I know we have our
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but I have to ask you a favor.
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Stop kidding with me. I don't know if I
can take it for another minute.
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Cabin, am I done for the afternoon?
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Um, sure. We don't need you till the
audience show.
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You be.
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Okay, I'm gonna close my eyes.
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And when I open them back up, I'm gonna
be in my room.
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One, two.
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Three.
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What the heck are you doing?
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Chrissy. Tell me you're Chrissy.
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I'm Chrissy.
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But for eight weeks this summer, I'm
gonna be a...
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Where's Mike?
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Mike Thieber?
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Over there.
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He thinks he can trick me.
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Thanks for the support.
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See you later.
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Is that or no? Are you my brother or are
you just an actor pretending to be?
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Come again?
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Ready for lunch, sweetheart?
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Oh, oh, yeah. Sounds great. Hey, you
want to join us? Kate, you're here too?
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What are you talking about? You know
Chelsea.
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Who's Chelsea?
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Me. No, you're Kate.
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No, no, no. On TV, she's Kate. But in
real life, she's my girlfriend.
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It's the same person?
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Yeah. Don't you watch entertainment
tonight?
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Mike, if you're in there somewhere,
please, you've got to help me. I said
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life was better on TV, and somehow I got
stuck on this stupid TV show. Hey,
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look, if you're unhappy with the show,
maybe you should talk with your agent. I
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don't have an agent.
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Well, then you really shouldn't be
surprised your part's gotten so small.
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Hey, I just want to get out of here. Not
so loud.
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Remember what happened to Shelley Long?
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I've seen this happen to so many kid
actors.
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I gotta go home. You got it, kid.
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You'll drive me?
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What do you think, they pay me to stand
here and eat donuts?
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Great! All right. Yeah, I need to go to
Long Island.
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I thought you wanted to go home.
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That's where I live, 15 Robin Hood Lane.
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You moved.
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No, I didn't move.
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Easy, easy.
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You're the boss.
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Kid actors.
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All right, this is my street.
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Here we are.
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15 Robin Hood Lane.
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Can't be right.
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Hey, afternoon.
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Fill her up. Excuse me, is this 15 Robin
Hood Lane?
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You with the IRS?
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No. Yes, it is.
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Where's my house? I live at 15 Robin
Hood Lane.
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Not unless you've been sleeping on the
lube rack.
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What's happening to me?
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Where am I? Doesn't anybody know who I
am?
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Hey, hold your horses. I do know you.
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You do?
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Thank God.
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Yeah, you're that kid on Meet the
Seavers, Jeremy Mueller.
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Can I have your autograph for my little
granddaughter?
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Her name's Bub.
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I've got some wet cement out back if
you'd like to take your shoes off.
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about it, kid.
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Some nights I forget where I live, too.
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Hey, I know. Take me to my grandma
Irma's apartment in Manhattan.
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She got a bathroom?
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Jeremy, where you been? The audience is
here. We're all set for the show.
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Look, you've got the wrong guy. I can't
act. It's okay. The writers can't write.
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Hey, what are you doing? Let me go. I
can't act. You've got the wrong guy.
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I cannot act. Let me go.
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Okay, who's from out of town?
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Oh, wait.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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You screwed up today's rehearsal.
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Guess who's not happy? Me.
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Come on. Come here.
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I want you to get in that car and be
funny like your life depended on it. But
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don't even know what's going on here.
Oh, God. You've been on joyriding.
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sneaking in the house. Your parents bust
you.
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But I already lived through that.
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Good. Maybe you can play it then.
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Wait a minute. This is how this whole
thing began.
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Meet the Seabirds, episode number 140.
Have a good show, gang. In 5, 4, 3,
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2... Now!
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This is too weird.
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I keep forgetting.
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How old do you have to be to drive in
this state?
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Inside, Ben, now.
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Move it, mister.
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This is how this whole thing started.
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Cut.
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Jeremy, were you not supposed to exit to
the kitchen?
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That's right, I did do that.
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I am not amused.
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Jeremy, what's gotten into you? Just,
you know, just like we rehearsed. Just
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into the kitchen and wait on your mark.
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In five, four, three, two... What's the
mark?
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Joyride.
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license without insurance um uh i am
back before my curfew ben
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we are very very disappointed in you
what were you thinking of
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i also wore my seat belt the whole time
right uh i
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also wore my seat belt the whole time
that's it ben you're grounded go to your
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room
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Oh, you apologize.
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All right.
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Um, I'm sorry. I, uh, I know I screwed
up big, and I'll never do it again.
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Um, you guys know how hard it is to be a
teenager.
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Yeah.
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We love you very much. That's why we're
just a little disappointed.
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Ah, what the heck, we forgive you.
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How about roasting up your men a couple
of hot dogs?
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There is nothing else that I would
rather do.
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Oh, don't worry, Spot. He said hot dogs.
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What's with you people?
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This is the freeze frame.
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No, wait a minute. But you would not
accept my apology with a stupid hug.
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ground me. Stop moving. You're ruining
the freeze frame.
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I don't care about the... Freeze frame?
Come on, this is all wrong. This is not
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how it's supposed to be.
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What's going on? Did we change this bit
of rehearsal or something?
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We most certainly did not.
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Look, in real life, this is not how it
is at all.
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This isn't real life. This is
television, Jeremy.
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Somebody, come on, you've got to help
me, please. I have to get out of here. I
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have to get home.
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Jeremy, is there anyone who can help me?
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Excuse me?
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I don't know you, but you look like a
real person.
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Jeremy Miller, ladies and gentlemen. He
makes it seem just like real life.
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Get away from me.
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Kevin,
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Kevin, Kevin. I don't think I can help.
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Just let me have a minute alone with
him.
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All right, Kirk.
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Whatever you say.
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Listen.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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We can't talk here.
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Look, whoever you are, I don't... Benny,
Benny, Benny, come on. What are you
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talking about? It's me, Mike.
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Mike? So I'm not crazy?
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Yes. Wait a minute. How do I know it's
really you?
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Look, it is you!
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Come on, we have to get out of here,
please. Benny, Benny, come on. Be an
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all right? This is your world now. Huh?
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Yes. Benny, you're not crazy.
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Okay, five years ago, I fell asleep
instead of studying, and I've been
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here ever since.
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You wouldn't believe the stuff they've
made me do.
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There's no way out?
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Don't you think if there was, I would
find one? Don't you think I'd like to
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up a little on this show, act more
mature, maybe even grow some facial
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But no, they won't let you. They own
you.
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Not me.
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Nobody owns me!
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Take the drop.
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When you find him, bring him to me.
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And if you can't find him, get me Fred
Savage on the phone.
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If you can't find him, bring me Urkel.
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Hi. This is the director speaking.
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Pay no attention to that man shouting in
the microphone.
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You're the great and powerful director?
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You're the guy everybody's afraid of?
You're a weenie.
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Please, don't tell. Please, please.
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He's a weenie.
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Quiet.
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Man, I can't believe this. This is all
phony. It's tricks.
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None of this is real. Look.
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I don't think you're getting the full
picture here, Jeremy. Cut the act. My
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brother told me. I'm not Jeremy. I'm Ben
Thieber.
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So you know.
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Well, that doesn't change anything. Yes,
it does. I want out.
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Sorry, no can do.
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Why? Well, if I let you out, I gotta let
everybody out.
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Mike next, and then that little song and
dance kid.
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But I don't want to be on TV. I want a
real family.
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That's not what you said before.
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When?
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Susan!
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Page five in the kitchen.
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I'll tell you what's wrong. I'm stuck
here in the real world and not on TV.
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Oh, no. I did say that.
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You certainly did.
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And then I went to my room and this
whole nightmare started.
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00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,520
Hey, it's not so bad, Ben.
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Let me explain how TV families work.
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You never have a problem you can't solve
in a half hour.
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You don't get sick. You never go to the
bathroom.
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Girls think you're cute.
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And you always have something funny to
say thanks to, and this is our secret,
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the writers.
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Hey, what are they doing in my room?
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Taking it down.
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If you're not going to do the show,
we've got to move on.
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Next week, we're going to do a very
special... We could show a rerun.
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I've got to get back there.
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I'm not finished talking to you yet.
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Stop him.
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Don't let him near his room.
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Stop him.
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No, no. Don't touch any of it. Back.
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Get away. Don't touch any of it.
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I'm going to count to three. Then I'm
going to pull off the covers.
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I'm going to be home.
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I'm going to be grounded.
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And I'm going to be so happy.
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One.
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Two.
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Three. Huh?
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00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,640
Huh?
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00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:18,470
No missing wall?
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00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:20,970
No light?
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No cameras?
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00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,430
No weenie directors?
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00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:30,290
Yes! I think I'll take the car out and
celebrate.
351
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:32,810
No, that would be wrong.
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00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,750
Anybody, do you know who I am?
353
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,810
Someone I'd rather not be related to?
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00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:50,110
I'm going to have to shower again.
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00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,430
Ben, what's got into you? Oh, I've been
thinking all night.
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00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,850
Good. Yeah, I was wrong. The real world
is much better than TV.
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00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:00,350
What? That's not what you're supposed to
think about. You're supposed to be
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thinking about why you shouldn't drive.
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I was?
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Yes, Ben.
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00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:06,770
Well, I don't have to think about that.
I knew it was wrong before I did it.
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That's why I was sneaking in.
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But you guys don't have to get upset.
You're welcome to punish me for it. Oh,
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will, Ben. We will. Great.
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00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,900
The grounding remains until further
notice. Deal. Your allowance is
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for a month. Super. You will wash that
car every weekend until you show some
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responsibility. That's terrific.
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00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,380
You're happy with all this?
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00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,020
Yeah. I'm just glad you're not kissing a
man named Hans.
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Hans? And I'm glad you're not doing
parades with Morgan Fairchild.
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Pardon me?
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Look, I know this won't change a thing,
but I love you.
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I love you.
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00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:50,870
Who's Hans?
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