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Channel 19. Five more minutes, Chrissy,
then bedtime.
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Oh, wait.
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First I'm going inside the lines. I've
got to go to bed.
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Chrissy, a tip. Mom's a sucker for cute.
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Trust me, it never fails.
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Take this to your room and get started
on your homework.
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Gadzooks, Mom.
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I can't move. You are one beautiful
woman.
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Hustle, mister.
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And you got Zeus's wrong.
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Mom, quick, I'm late for a date and I
don't have a clean shirt. Oh, Mike,
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been over this more times than I care to
remember. You do your own laundry.
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Mom, are you getting younger?
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Younger? I mean, all I can say is holy
moly.
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Take your dad's shirt.
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Oh, always a good one. Why not? Oh, yes.
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Thank you, Mom.
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Holy moly was a nice touch. Oh, thanks.
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You know,
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like the kind of guy who would enjoy a
good bedtime story.
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How about Mr.
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Mouse Finds a Home?
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Oh, well, I'm sorry, Chrissy, but Mr.
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Mike found a blonde.
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Hey, listen, where's Carol? I mean,
maybe she can read you a story.
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She's out on a date.
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No, really, where is she?
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It's true.
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Oh, well, finally proof that Bigfoot
lives.
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He does?
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Will you take me to meet him? No, no,
no, Chrissy, I'm kidding. It was just a
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joke.
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Long book, Mike.
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And the print's pretty big.
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I'm sorry, Christy, but you can't keep a
blonde waiting.
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You invited her over.
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Most women love Mr.
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Mouse. Sorry, Christy, but I can't. I
gotta go. See ya.
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six -foot mouse before.
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What do you mean come to Jersey?
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Oh!
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Show me that smile.
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Show me that smile.
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Don't waste the night.
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full time tonight.
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Carol, you are the first girl I've met
who doesn't mind going out in a garbage
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truck.
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Is this a garbage truck?
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You want to pull the lever again?
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No, it's too noisy.
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Would you like to come in for some
coffee?
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Sure.
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I don't want coffee.
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Neither do I.
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having a picnic?
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Me and my friend.
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Uh, what's your name?
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Ike.
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Who's Ike? Where is this kid?
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What? He almost stepped on his tail.
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Tail? Yeah, Ike's the mouse.
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Little babe's bonkers.
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One more crack like that, he'll bite you
on the neck.
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Norman, just ignore her. She's just a
little... Beer?
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What is beer doing out here?
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makes the cheese go down smooth.
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Chrissy, I don't want to hear any more
nonsense about this invisible mouse.
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You don't see him? No. He's staring at
you.
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Boys, he's staring at you.
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You know, Carol, maybe we should call
tonight.
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Will I see you again?
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Tuesdays and Thursdays. Be on the curve.
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Uh -huh.
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I said not to worry. He'd like to take a
baby out like you sometimes.
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letting an imaginary mouse have a beer.
Good night. What?
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Carol, come back.
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Say what you said again?
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Chrissy was outside letting an imaginary
mouse have a beer.
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So I thought you said... Don't worry.
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I poured the beer out and put Chrissy to
bed.
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So you handled it? Yeah.
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And you're welcome.
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Carol, if you handle it, why are you
waking us up?
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Well, she ruined my date, so I wanted to
ruin your evening.
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That's another thing, by the way, about
this date.
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usually get to meet the guy first?
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Well, you have.
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Every Tuesday and Thursday, on the curb.
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Are you dating our garbage man?
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Jason, Norman isn't just a garbage man.
He's a professional bodybuilder who
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likes poetry, quiet walks, women who
listen, and shellfish.
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What's going on around here while I'm at
work?
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Dad, forget my date. Your younger
daughter is hallucinating.
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you talking about?
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Don't you think hallucinate's a bit
strong?
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I don't think so.
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After her mouse drove Norman away, he
was checking me out.
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Whose imagination are we dealing with
here?
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Bud Collier.
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Excuse me? That was my imaginary friend.
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I'd call your member, big game show
host, all the big shows of the 50s to
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the truth, beat the clock. Jason, I know
who he was.
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Yeah, when I was Christy's age, I'd
pretend he'd come over to visit.
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Used to guess my occupation.
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Got it right every time.
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Good night, sweetheart.
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Well? Well, what?
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Well, who is your imaginary friend? Oh,
Jason, it's late.
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Well, come on, Maggie. We've been
married all these years. You've never
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who your imaginary friend is, and I know
everything about you, including that
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mole on your inner right thigh.
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I don't have a mole on my inner right
thigh.
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Oh, okay.
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Jason! I'm just kidding, Maggie. Come
on.
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Anything to be ashamed of, having an
imaginary friend.
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Studies show that almost all creative
people have had one. Well, I didn't.
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Maybe a friend is too strong a word.
Maybe it's just an imaginary person that
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you talk to. No.
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A plant? No. Maybe an animal. Have you
ever had an ant farm, Mary?
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Jason, just save it. I fail to see how
talking to a game show host makes one
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creative. Oh, well, come on to the
covers, and I'll show you what you want.
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I prefer to see what's behind door
number two.
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Hey bud, where were we when we saw that
mole?
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all the tea?
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No, after you.
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Hi, sweetheart. How are you doing this
morning?
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I'm great.
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What would you like for breakfast,
Chrissy?
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Oatmeal, egg, toast, pancakes, waffles,
bread. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Is that Chrissy or Ben?
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I think it's all for me.
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Who are you talking to? What?
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You almost smushed him.
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I almost smushed him.
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Sorry about that, Ike. Shall we sit
there?
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Oh, I get it. This is Ike. Hey, Ike. How
you doing?
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Maggie, say hello to Ike.
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Oh, how do you do, Ike? I'm not very
comfortable with this.
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Ike says, holy moly, you look so young.
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Oh, well, a woman never gets tired of
hearing that from a rodent.
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Oh, Ike, you like my blouse?
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Well, I think it's... Brings out the
highlights in my hair. Thank you. You
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very nice mouth.
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Mom. Huh?
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Went to the bathroom.
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Oh, the bathroom.
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Did you flush the toilet?
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Yes. Stop asking me that.
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Ike's chair.
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Ike? He's here for breakfast.
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Not now, he's in the bathroom.
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Okay, honey, I'll call you when your
breakfast... I'll call you when Ike when
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your breakfast is ready.
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Are you really going to cook him
breakfast?
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Of course not. He's imaginary.
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Well, I just didn't know how far you'd
go to humor the little nut bar.
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Did you know your daughter's in the
driveway talking to herself?
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No, she's talking to her imaginary
friend.
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Imaginary friend?
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Yeah, like you and Pirate Sam.
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Pirate Sam wasn't real?
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He was to you, and then you outgrew him,
Ben.
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He told me he had to ship out.
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I gotta go lay down.
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Jason, Pissy is doing an awful lot of
talking out there.
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Okay, bud, what are we gonna do about
the wife?
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Okay, okay, I know I've got nothing to
worry about.
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Well, if anybody needs me, I'll be
sitting on the curb with trash.
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Maggie, Chrissy knows the difference
between real and pretend. If she didn't,
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then we'd have to worry.
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Do we have any imported beer?
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For Ike?
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Yeah. Forget it.
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Sorry, Ike. They said something healthy
was better for you.
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They're worried about my health, yet
they're setting traps all over the
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don't get it.
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Salute.
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Well, I'm off. Okay, honey, have a good
day. Go forth and cure. Are you all
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right? It was a joke.
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I was referring to Chrissy and, you
know, Ike.
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Oh, honey, you reminded me we've been
through all this before. There's
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absolutely nothing to worry about.
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Bye -bye, honey. Have a nice day.
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I will, dear.
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Okay, Chrissy, time for school.
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Oh, no, you're leaving me?
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Mom, Ike's not going to have anyone to
play with.
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He won't.
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Well, um, maybe, um... Well, maybe Ike
would like to come with you.
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Ike, do you want to go to school with
me? Oh, yes!
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We'd love to go.
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Wonderful.
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See, I can handle this.
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And my other children turned out
perfectly normal.
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You just take my trash and leave?
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I feel so used.
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Oh, what a nice neighborhood.
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We like it.
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We like what, honey?
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What, is he deaf?
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Sometimes.
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Sometimes what? Tell her to forget it.
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Forget it, Mom.
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Okay.
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Want to sing a song, Ike? Yeah, you
pick.
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What's a good song?
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How about Hickory Dickory Dock?
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Look, I refuse to sing a song about a
wee little mouse who's afraid of a
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tick -tock.
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Next.
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How about The Farmer in the Dell?
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What was wrong with Hickory Dickory
Dock?
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Okay, and when we get to the part about
the rat takes the cheese, in honor of
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the brothers, I'd like to make it a
mouth.
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You got it.
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And the farmer in the delt. A little
louder. The farmer in the delt. How are
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dairy of the farmer in the delt?
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Can I join you guys?
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Sure. The mouse takes the cheese. The
rat takes the cheese.
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Hi -ho, the dairy of the rat takes the
cheese.
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Am I doing it wrong?
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shared with you how he felt about rats.
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You know, she hates me. This happens to
me all the time. It's tough being a
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rodent American.
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Sweetheart, do you know the difference
between really real and make -believe?
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Of course I do.
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Make -believe is Batman.
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Right.
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Maggie, is everything all right?
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Of course.
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I mean, what do you ask?
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Well, just from the way you were looking
at Chrissy. No, there's nothing wrong
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with Chrissy. She is perfectly normal.
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I know.
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I mean, she is normal, right?
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I mean, not that I need to hear that
from you. I mean, I can see that she's
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normal. You're a good parent. You're
just a teacher. No, no, no.
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Would you like to come to the share
circle and discuss these things?
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Oh, no, thanks, Sally. I really have to
be going.
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I'm here. Has Chrissy been doing
anything or talking about anything, uh,
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outside?
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Let me think.
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Well, she did trade her peanut butter
sandwich for a cheese sandwich the other
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day.
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Is something worrying you?
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What's taking you to Fountain Town?
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Oh, no, I... Nothing. I have... I have
nothing to worry about.
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No mention, say, of a six -foot mouse
named Ike?
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No.
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But she has been talking about a six
-foot mouse?
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No.
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Oh, well.
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See you later today, then.
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Sally, do you think having an imaginary
friend is harmful?
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Well, that depends.
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Who's your imaginary friend?
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Not me.
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Chrissy. She's got an imaginary friend.
That's wonderful.
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It is? Well, sure, it's a great sign of
creativity.
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I've heard.
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And it can sometimes fill a need in
their life that they're too young to
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articulate. What's my mom so upset
about? Do any of you guys know?
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But her problem is she traveled by her
yoke alone.
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Maybe she isn't getting enough
attention.
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Maybe somebody's ignoring her.
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Have you got an Ike in the family?
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No, we've got a Ben and we've got a
Carol and we've got a Mike.
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What'd you say?
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Nothing.
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I think you're going to like this.
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She's getting weird.
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I like it.
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Mike, thanks again for staying home to
watch Christmas. Oh, hey, thank you for
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paying me in advance.
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And if you and Chrissy are having fun
together tonight, she can stay up a
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later. You know, 8, 9, 10, midnight.
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Whatever. Why isn't Carol babysitting?
She's got another date with the garbage
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man. She does?
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Yeah. Don't be surprised, Benny. Those
guys take out trash for a living.
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He is fun to watch.
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The best.
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Lucy, I'm home.
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Okay, Mike, you keep an eye on Christy.
Okay, Mom, sure will. And Ben, go away.
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Whoa, don't you look nice. What's the
occasion?
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Well, I am taking you out to dinner.
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So let's go, let's go, let's go. What's
the occasion?
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Do we have to stand here and play 20
questions? Can't we just go out and
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celebrate the joy of loving each other?
Okay.
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Now wipe that stupid look off your face
and let's move it. Hello, I had a few
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things, just odds and ends that I
tracked down at the office today, you
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when I had some spare time.
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Just some research about imaginary
friends. You might find it kind of
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reassuring.
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Great.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, you're right, you're right. We can
use the bat.
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For scratch paper.
298
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No, baby, come on. I was trying to ease
your mind, and I come home to discover
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you're not worried at all. What's the
matter with you?
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00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,170
Honey, would you feel better if I got
all weepy?
301
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,630
No, that's not what I'm after.
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00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:16,790
I don't want you all weak and needy. Oh,
sweetheart, I can't do anything right
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00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:20,630
today. I made a fool out of myself with
Chrissy's teacher, and all I want to do
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is take you to dinner.
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00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:24,190
Honey, we can go to dinner.
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Really?
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Yes. Oh, good, let's go.
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00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:31,870
You can take a look at these. It
deserves them.
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00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:42,410
Oh, whoa, whoa, Chris, I can hear you
all the way downstairs. What are you
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00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:44,050
doing? It was Ike's idea.
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00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:48,410
Oh, yeah, Mom told me about Ike. Uh -oh.
Now, listen, now, you better tell Ike
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that if he doesn't want to get in
trouble, that... Get him. I'll tell him
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myself. Where is he?
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Right over there.
315
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,630
Okay. Hey, Ike. Yeah?
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00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:58,510
Don't jump on the bed.
317
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:01,830
There. I hope I wasn't too rough on him.
He had it coming.
318
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,610
Mike, you want to play with us?
319
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,250
Yeah. Yeah, sure. What are you guys
playing?
320
00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:08,490
What do you want to play?
321
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:11,510
Uh, I kind of like Tea Party.
322
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:13,230
Tea Party? Sure.
323
00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:14,770
Sounds good to me.
324
00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:15,910
Hey!
325
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:20,350
Chill out, Ike. Yeah, chill out, Ike.
All right, set him up and I'll have two
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00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,770
lumps. Yeah, I'd like to give him two
lumps.
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00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:26,570
Ike, sit down and stop being a baby. I
don't...
328
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,230
that way.
329
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,110
Nothing worse than a mouse with an
attitude.
330
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:35,930
Boy, this coffee's hot.
331
00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:37,870
It's tea.
332
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:44,930
And in the glow of the fire of the
burning mousetraps,
333
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:48,570
Mr. Mouse realized he had nothing to
fear ever again.
334
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:53,790
Finally, the years of wandering were
over. He was home at last.
335
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:55,290
The end.
336
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,650
Whoa, whoa, good story.
337
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,100
Yeah? What is it? Our noses?
338
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,620
Aw, kind of cute stuff, will ya?
339
00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:11,160
You don't look like, but you're both
funny. I like playing with you guys.
340
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,160
Yeah, well, I like playing with you too,
Chrissy.
341
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,460
You do?
342
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:19,380
Yeah. Don't sound so shocked. I mean, I
don't do it all the time. It's, well,
343
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,320
sometimes I like playing with the big
girls too.
344
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,660
Like last night?
345
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:27,140
Right. You know, just so you know, I
would have babysat you for free tonight.
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00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,150
Really? Ooh, big hero.
347
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:33,650
Hey, Chrissy, tomorrow I'm going to wax
my cut. You want to help me?
348
00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:35,250
Really? Oh, yeah.
349
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:36,950
Oh, this is boring.
350
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,190
You bet. 7 o 'clock sharp, a .m.
351
00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:40,850
You're getting up that early?
352
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,210
No, you are. I need the car by 8 .30 so
I can take you to breakfast.
353
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:45,489
All right.
354
00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:46,490
Okay.
355
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:50,270
All right, all right, under the covers.
Here you go.
356
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:52,190
Okay.
357
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,410
Take that, Goldilocks.
358
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,570
See you in the morning.
359
00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:03,230
You were so rudely interrupted.
360
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:04,910
Ike, it's bedtime.
361
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,630
Oh, bedtime's for losers. Come on, let's
party.
362
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:10,490
I'm helping Mike early in the morning,
remember?
363
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:14,850
Oh, so you're saying you'd rather detail
Mike's car tomorrow than to play with
364
00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:15,850
me now?
365
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,630
Ike, I gotta go to sleep.
366
00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:19,390
Oh, fine.
367
00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:23,330
Okay. Well, I wanted to play tea party
by myself anyway.
368
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,190
I'm a grown mouth.
369
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:44,910
So you put this all together at
Chrissy's school?
370
00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:47,130
No, it just started there, but it does
make sense.
371
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:49,530
Chrissy does have this hero worship
thing for Mike.
372
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:50,669
Yeah, that's true.
373
00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:53,890
So maybe if they spend more time
together, she won't need Ike. Honey, I
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00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:57,070
pull professional rank on you, but I
doubt if one evening together is going
375
00:21:57,070 --> 00:21:58,250
make any difference with Ike.
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00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:59,470
Yeah, says you.
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00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:03,270
Did you say something?
378
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