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Hello. Good evening, sir.
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Wouldn't you and the missus like to put
the thrill back into your marriage by
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touring Europe for just pennies a day?
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Not particularly.
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Ben? You know, Mike, Dad told you he
wouldn't buy anything you're selling.
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Yeah, well, listen, twerp. Uh, young
man, let me tell you about va -va -va
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tours. Would you mind if I call you
young man?
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I prefer it.
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but I will tell you what I prefer.
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Perhaps I should speak to the man of the
house.
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You got it.
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Mom!
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Ann, don't yell.
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Telephone, some scuzzy sales guy.
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Hello, Mike.
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Hello, Mrs.
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Seaver. I've got a way to put the sizzle
back in your marriage.
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Don't make us say this, Mom. It's just a
coincidence.
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Mike, we went through this when you got
this job.
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Well, I'll have you know, ma 'am, that
our package tours to romantic places
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Paris, Rome, and Barcelona have never
been cheaper.
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Neither has your father.
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Oh, please, Mom. Just one little all
-expense -paid trip for two to Europe.
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Mike, the day your dad springs for a
trip to Europe is the day pigs fly.
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I still can't believe you did this. What
do I have to do to lose the undeserved
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reputation for being stingy? You're
springing for a cab wouldn't hurt.
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Come on, I just thought it would be nice
if the whole family saw us off to the
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airport. Don't listen to him, Jason.
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Babysitting taxi services, that's what
in -laws are for.
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That's what they're for.
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Hey, Dad, since we're at the airport,
can we drop Carol off at air freight?
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Some people refuse to take me to Europe.
But do you have to squeeze me back here
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with Ben, the pest hole?
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Can we tie Cheryl to the luggage rack?
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I don't care. I'm going to Europe.
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Cheryl, this is a romantic holiday. A
little time for your dad and I to be
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and celebrate our anniversary.
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And forget we have kids.
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Wish I could forget.
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Besides kids, we're going to have a
grand week together.
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I finally get to teach you about makeup.
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And, Ben, it is not unmanly to
embroider.
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After all, it is the 80s. It's the 90s,
Grandma.
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Christine, don't confuse your
grandmother.
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Hey, Grandpa, here, here, here. Pull
over. Pull over.
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Jason, first class?
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I had no idea.
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Neither did I.
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No, no, no, guys. This isn't your stuff.
It's mine.
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Yours?
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See, I told so many trips that I got one
of our collegiate tours for free.
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Mike's going to York, too?
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Yeah,
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this is supposed to be a romantic tour
for your mom and I with you around. It
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is, it is. Relax.
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Look, we won't be in any of the same
cities at the same time. I won't be
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anywhere near you guys.
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I'm on a good tour.
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I have 36F.
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Ah. Uh, excuse me, would you switch with
me, please?
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No.
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Well, you see, my wife and I are on one
of those romantic cities tours. Yeah,
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well, so am I, and you don't hear me
carping.
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My wife's way back there by the
bathrooms.
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Why don't you sit together?
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For the kids' sake.
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Just for security, we never travel
together.
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It's okay, Jason. Just sit.
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Excuse me.
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be a slight delay in our departure
today.
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Kindly return to the terminal while we
load the animals two by two.
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There go the peanuts.
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Anyway, ladies, I was just as stunned as
you were when they put me on this
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sorority tour.
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I guess Va Va Boom Tours knows what
they're doing.
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You forgot a va.
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It's Va Va Va Boom Tours.
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Gosh, how could I forget? And I work for
the company.
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Have you been to Europe before?
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Oh, hey, I know that place like the back
of my hand.
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You just marched through Liechtenstein.
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Excuse me, did you just say you worked
for Va Va Va Boom Tours?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
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Do you realize, according to the
itinerary, we're not...
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the grave of Van Gogh?
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Gesundheit.
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Seriously. I mean, I didn't come to
Europe to party, did you?
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Party! Party!
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Party!
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Party! Party!
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Party! Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are
you sure you're here with this sorority
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tour? This is a sorority tour?
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Yeah, babe.
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All right.
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Come on.
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There is no reason we cannot get along
like sisters.
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You know, a little laughing. a little
horseplay, pillow fights.
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I'll be in the non -giggling section.
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Oh, Mike, I know what I wanted to ask.
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When you get to France, could you tell
me how many drinks you can get for a
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dollar?
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Eh, it depends.
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If they're all beef, one.
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This is Captain Noah again.
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Sorry about the three -hour delay.
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How did you think they got elephants to
Europe?
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I love my wife, too.
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Jason, just reason. Tomorrow we are
going to be celebrating our anniversary
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Paris. Yeah.
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See how I aced the big guy?
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Jason, romance?
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Right, yes, yes.
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Oh, honey, I want to go back to Henri's.
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Oh, yeah, so do I. Where else can you
get such great food at sensible prices?
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It's also where you proposed to me.
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That was my A reason.
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All right. All right. The next bus will
be ours.
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I'm sure of it. You have been saying
that for the last hour.
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Yeah. And where's our luggage? Yeah.
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Come on, sisters.
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Don't turn on me now. Especially after
you've shown me the secret handshake.
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I came here to see Europe, not stand
here in the middle of some foreign city.
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Come on.
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You don't see Miss Culture here
complaining, do you?
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Actually, I was enjoying watching this
impromptu view of Spanish life moving
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hither and yon before us.
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El corazón de España se puede encontrar
en las calles y cafés.
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I'm taking a cab. Me too.
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Wait a minute.
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Cabs cost a lot of money.
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We're rich.
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can be so shallow.
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Yeah. Hey, you wouldn't mind giving me a
ride, would you?
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Man, where do they get off charging $40
for a bus ticket?
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Not $40, $4.
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Hey, hey, this Spanish money is okay.
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What's my book?
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The Nude in Europe?
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It's just an art book. Nothing to be
ashamed of. Put it away.
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Put it away.
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Put it away.
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Relax. I mean, gosh, nothing worth
looking at in there. They're all stone.
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You don't understand.
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I mean, the hands of an artist can take
cold stone and transform it to a sublime
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level of eroticism.
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What page is that on?
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Why did you come to Europe?
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Well, I figured a place with 68 million
women who couldn't understand a word I
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said couldn't be all bad.
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How did you end up on a sorority tour?
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I was misled by some sleazy phone
salesman.
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He didn't happen to mention his name,
did he?
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No. Why?
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No reason.
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help me get to the hotel soon.
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I want to see some of the museums before
closing time.
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Don't you worry. The statues aren't
going anyplace.
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Did anyone ever tell you that you've got
a great sense of humor?
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No.
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No one ever will.
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Hey, look, I didn't mean to say anything
to upset you.
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And good luck with the new thing. I hope
your whole vacation isn't a total
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waste. Well, thank you.
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Oh, look, and please, if anyone asks
you, say you're Canadian.
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Good afternoon, sir.
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Buenas dias, senor. Hello, sir. Hello,
senor.
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I got in here for senorita.
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You are the first woman ever to touch my
soul.
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Tu eres la primer mujer que me ha
sentado mi alma.
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You!
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I mean, you're not staying at this
hotel.
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Well, not that bad.
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No, I mean, it's not like a toothache.
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Easy for you to say.
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Buenos dias. Bienvenidos.
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Polo.
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It's hola.
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Um, somos parte del trubaba babu.
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Baba. Boom?
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Uh, no. You left out one ba.
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Si.
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Tell him I work for the company.
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Tell him
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I run the company.
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El Presidente! Ba -ba -ba -boom!
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Oh, honey, it's so pretty. Look.
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Jason, smile. We're here.
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Yeah, four hours late.
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Whatever happened to our free tour bus?
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Well, to tell you the truth, sweetheart,
I kind of enjoy being alone with you.
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Yeah, me too.
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What's the French word for receipt?
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It's only a cab ride.
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Yeah, but who knows what roundabout
route this criminal's taking us on.
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The French word for receipt is reset.
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Oh.
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Hey, please, just sit back and enjoy the
ride.
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I'll sit back. I can't promise I'll
enjoy myself.
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Oh, look, the Eiffel Tower.
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Big stinking deal.
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When Rue de Lisbonne, that means our
hotel should be right there.
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What are we doing?
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I don't know.
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Monsieur Damme, perhaps while you are
discussing this, I will renew in all the
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same terms.
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Hey,
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look, look. I don't think it's safe for
me to be out in the open like this.
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Somebody in this town wants to kill me.
Yeah, me.
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Mike,
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the tour we're on, the tour you run,
it's gone bust. We have no
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no hotel, no meals.
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So this in no way affects our beach
time.
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At least our return air ticket's still
good.
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You know, I was just about to do the
same thing.
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Well,
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what would they say? Our ticket's good?
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Oh, yeah, they're still good. And any
travel agent in Barcelona will exchange
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them for a flight out today.
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Oh, you bet. For $1 ,400.
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Each for coach. $1 ,800 for first class.
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Wow. It's going to be so tough flying
coach after getting used to first class.
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Come on, it was only a joke.
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Don't you get it, Mike?
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We are stranded in Europe.
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We have a pair of tickets that's good
only in Paris in six days. A city 500
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miles away.
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Actually, here, I believe they use
kilometers.
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What was I expecting from a guy who
doesn't know the difference between
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and hot dogs?
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They sure do.
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Franks are the ones with the little
knots on the ends. By the way, you
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eat those.
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You were not the only victim here. I
mean, this trip was supposed to be my
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reward for selling more tickets than
anybody else.
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I mean, I even booked my own parents in
the worst hotel in Paris.
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You misled your own parents just to sell
a tour?
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Misled? Hey, my parents wanted a little
romance in their tour. I'm sure they'll
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find some. And I'm supposed to do the
same thing for a girl interested in
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culture. Oh, sure. You know, there was
this one girl.
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She only wanted to see graves and
museums. I mean, if it had a pulse, she
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interested.
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weekend peak too early, Carol.
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Ben, where's Grandma and Grandpa?
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Upstairs giving Chrissy a bath.
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Come back here!
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Christina!
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Benny,
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while the water's warm, you want to hop
in the tub? I'll do your back.
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And Carol, as soon as I finish with
Ben's bath, you and
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I... are going to go through your makeup
drawer and throw out the trash.
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Well... Hello?
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Hello? Could you speak up, please?
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Si hablo un poco de espanol.
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Si acepto la lluvia.
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Look, ask for my sister Carol. She's a
language geek like you.
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some money so i need the number of mom
and dad's hotel wait a minute carol
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speaks english so do i carol hola so
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how's europe mike i'm not there you know
look carol i need the number of mom and
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dad's hotel in paris all right it's an
emergency i'm stranded and the tour
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company's gone bust uh hold on mike i
got another call no carol don't hello
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carol this isn't cheap so i'm gonna make
this quick we will not be staying in
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The hotel in Paris is on our itinerary.
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So, how's Europe? I'm not there, you
know.
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Europe. Please, oh please, tell me what
a wonderful time you're having.
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How is everybody?
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How's everybody?
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Well... Put these shoes on.
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Christy's running through the house
naked screaming.
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Something has happened on this crummy
tour.
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I heard.
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From who?
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Mike, I have him on the other line. Oh,
yeah? Well, the next time he sells
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anything, you tell him that... Wait, is
he calling collect?
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Oh, he's standing there on hold right
now soaking up my money?
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And no doubt enjoying it.
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Oh, well, then now what you tell him is
you... I can't win this one.
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Just give her the number of the hotel
and let's go. Listen, the number of the
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hotel is 4724 -5300.
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And the name of the hotel is the... The
Georges Seas. The Georges Seas. The
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Georges Seas is the most expensive hotel
in all of Paris.
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Hello,
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Dad, still there?
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Hello?
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Oh, Carol.
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Mike, you still there?
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Uh, yeah, just standing here soaking up
Dad's money. Tell you the truth, I kind
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of enjoy it.
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All right, so why'd you call me?
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years ago when it was a thrill just to
go to the bathroom in this hotel.
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It still is.
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From the shop downstairs?
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Wow.
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Only 1 ,500 francs. What do you think?
Honey, honey, it's gorgeous.
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You didn't wince at the price.
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Yeah, well, that's because I don't know
the exchange rate today, and I'd like to
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keep it that way for a while.
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You're being so sweet about all the
money we're spending.
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Well, the important thing is that we're
together.
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And we're in Paris.
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And it's our anniversary.
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Happy anniversary.
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When you were down buying that, I bought
you something that I kind of wanted to
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see on you tonight.
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find out that her little boy is in
trouble, heck, I can just hear her now.
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Jason, it hurts. Yes, yes, sweetheart.
It's appendicitis, but we're taking her
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to the hospital. Everything's going to
be fine. Oh, sweetheart, you should
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Not that it isn't true.
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Ah! Hey, you know, the least you could
do is do your part. I don't like this.
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Just look uncomfortable.
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That's perfect.
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We have ruined our romantic trip. Oh,
come on.
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anything. We're together and we're in
Paris. Hey, voila.
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