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It's 2 .25 a .m., and this is for all
you lovers who still believe she's stuck
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in traffic.
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Yeah, yeah, probably. Kate's probably
just stuck in traffic. I mean, the
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is all the way across campus.
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Okay, I'll give her five more minutes.
If she's not here by 2 .30, then I'm
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going home.
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I can't decide my whole life in a
moment.
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Well, a moment's all we got.
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Well, Caitlin, I can't find my feelings
for you anymore. I wish I could, but I
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can't. Maybe this is wrong. No, no, it's
not wrong.
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Look, we'll explain it to David.
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Yeah, well, just tell him that we didn't
plan for it to happen. Yeah, and that
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we didn't even want it to happen. He'll
understand.
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Oh, yeah, he's a great guy. Oh, he's a
great, great guy. Great guy.
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You guys.
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You guys were great.
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Oh, look, honey.
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I know I've been a total jerk for the
last few weeks, but I know we can get
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things back the way they were, Katie.
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I love you.
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All right, people, it's time for the
bows.
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Let's go!
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Oh man, where could she be? The play's
been on for hours.
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All right, I'll give her four more
minutes, and then I'm out of here.
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All right.
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All right, one more minute, and I'm
calling it a night.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey, what are you doing so long?
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Getting the morning paper.
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Oh. You just getting in?
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You spent the night at Kate's, didn't
you?
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Don't deny it, Mike.
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That's where you were. I saw the way you
kissed her.
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That's where you were, wasn't it?
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Yeah. Oh, God.
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I'm glad your mother isn't alive to hear
this.
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What?
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I'm sorry. It's early. I'm a little
groggy. I had to come up with something.
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Relax, Dad. I spent the whole night in
my car, alone, waiting for Kate.
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Oh, Mike, that's pathetic.
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Thank you, Dad, for that boost.
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Sorry, Mike. I didn't think we'd hit on
anything this important before my
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morning coffee.
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Where are you going?
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Going up to my room so I can shower and
get to school, find out where Kate's
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first class is, get there and ask her
where she was last night.
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Or is that too pathetic for you?
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Why don't you bring it up, Mike? Yeah.
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Come on, Mike, if this girl... You say
you're so nuts about she isn't coming
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home all night. Maybe you're
misinterpreting her feelings for you.
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out of your way to talk to her. I don't
have to, Dad. She's in my drama class.
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You're missing the point. You can't go
chasing this girl around.
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Not until she's worked out whatever she
has to work out with her boyfriend.
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You've got to find another class. Find
another girl. Find two. Find three.
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Oh, so just to be honorable, I'm
supposed to switch to the 7 a .m. drama
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and then I'm supposed to distract
myself?
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With one beautiful girl after another,
after another, after another?
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Well, what do you want to hear from me,
Mike? Want to hear forget on her?
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Forget about hurting David?
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Just go for it.
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That'll be good.
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Well, you came to the wrong guy.
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All right, present this to the
registrar, and I will see you tomorrow
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7 a .m. sharp.
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Great.
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Mr. Seaver, you're entitled to switch
your classes around, of course, but...
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You don't strike me as the sort of
student who would relish an early
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commencement to his academic day?
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Uh, pardon me?
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I never pegged you for an early bird
geek.
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Well, I'm half geek on my sister's side.
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Oh, pardon me.
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Any time.
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Professor Thorne, I worked real hard,
like you said, and I think I finally got
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Shakespeare.
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I could, Cynthia.
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Don't. It's always the vowels.
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Yes.
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Uh, it's okay.
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Wait a second, Mike. We've been in this
class together all semester, and you've
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never even given me the time of day.
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Well, that's because I guess I've just
never been ready for a girl like you.
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You know, hey, what about tonight? How
about maybe a movie, dinner, just a fun
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night with no spelling whatsoever?
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What do you say?
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Oh, yeah, I transferred out.
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Mike, hold on. Listen, Kate, your class
is starting.
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Well, I'd like to talk about this. Yeah,
I know, but your class is starting.
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Look, I wanted to call you last night.
You see what I want you to... Mike,
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about tonight, I forgot what time you
were picking me up.
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Oh, uh, well, I didn't say.
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Oh, oh, good.
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Now I don't feel so bad.
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Cindy, Cindy,
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8 o 'clock.
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that you wanted to call me?
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Class is starting.
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Oh, David.
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Hey, Mike. If we don't watch where we're
going, one of us is going to get hurt.
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Tell me about it.
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Still confused.
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Okay, okay. What exactly didn't you get
about the movie?
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Well, why does Chevy Chase keep going on
vacation when only bad things...
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that he has different kids.
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Um, look, Cindy, I don't know about you,
but sometimes thinking too much gives
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me a headache.
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You're so wise, Mike.
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Oh, Cindy, I can't do this.
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Oh, right.
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Better?
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No, no, no, Cindy, it has nothing to do
with your breath. It's just that, look,
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when I asked you out, I did it for...
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Not the normal reasons.
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What exactly are you into?
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Mike, Mom says to tell you... Well,
hello.
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Hi, I'm Cindy.
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And I'm actually taller than you are.
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Ben, Mom said to tell me what?
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To share, Mike.
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To share.
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Oh, am I in the way here? Yes.
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Say no more.
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Oh, Ben, Ben, Ben, I didn't mean... I
know what you mean.
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Now, where were we?
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Look, Cindy, I'm trying to explain to
you. I only went out with you as a
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diversion. I mean, I only wanted you for
your body.
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What a coincidence!
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Is there something wrong with me?
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All right. All right, all right. I'll
just come out and say it. It's your, uh,
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your spelling.
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Mike, I have... Oh, sorry.
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Didn't mean to interrupt anything here.
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Don't worry, you didn't.
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Mike, please don't take this the wrong
way.
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You're a dud.
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Mike, I have to talk to you.
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Okay, sure.
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I gotta ask you a favor.
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Okay, ask.
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I gotta find out what's bothering Kate.
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Uh -huh. See, something's changed.
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Uh -huh. She's talking about needing
some space, redefining our relationship,
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our needs.
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Crazy stuff.
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Uh -huh.
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I can't talk to her. Uh -huh. Will you?
Will I what? Will you talk to her? You
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mean about what's bothering her? Mike, I
need to know, all right? And she likes
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you. I mean, hey.
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You've been kissing her more lately than
I have.
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Hey, you made me.
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Look, Mike, I know it's very difficult
to be put in the middle of situations
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like this, but... Oh, you have no idea.
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Well, listen to me. You're my only hope.
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All right? I tried to talk to her last
night. I tried to get her to open up,
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we ended up fighting till dawn.
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You guys fought?
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Yeah. Oh, that's great.
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That, uh, that you guys still have that
kind of passion between you.
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Look, Mike, I'm not leaving till you
tell me you talked to her.
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I know 7 a .m. is very early, my fellow
thespians, but remember, the purpose of
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this exercise is to tap the inner
passion.
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I'm ready to tap, sir.
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Good, Kaiser, good.
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Now, I want to hear the passion.
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Release the beast within.
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Get out, get out, all of you.
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was fun, Professor.
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I've never released my beast before.
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So when do you want to start rehearsing?
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Rehearsing what?
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While you were sleeping, I volunteered
us to do a scene from Death of a
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Salesman. So who do you want to be?
Willy Loman or his wife?
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Guess.
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Come on. We can't both be the wife.
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It is so nice to share my time in hell
with another human being.
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I'm going to talk to you, and this time
you're not going anywhere.
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Well, look, Kate, if someone should do
some talking, it should be you and
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I know what you're doing, and I don't
appreciate it. Huh?
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Oh, tell me you didn't ask out little
Miss Bimbo to force me to make a
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I didn't. It was my dad's idea.
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Right. And now you're going to tell me
that she wasn't a bimbo, huh?
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Huh? All right, all right.
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All right, there was a high level of
bimbosity there.
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Mike! Okay, what am I explaining Cindy
to you for, huh?
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It's really none of your business.
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Just like it's none of my business where
you were when I was waiting outside
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your dorm for you till dawn.
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Look, I'm just trying to stay away from
you and David. But now I got him coming
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over and jumping in my bed, and you
coming over and grilling me about some
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who can't even spell yes, though she can
sure say it.
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You waited for me?
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Till dawn?
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Yeah.
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Mike, David and I just argued, that's
all.
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Yeah, I heard.
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He told me that when he asked me to find
out what's wrong between you guys.
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Ooh, big mystery.
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I have tried to tell him. He just won't
listen. He can be so bullheaded.
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Look, Kate, I'm just trying to do the
right thing here.
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You know, I'm trying to get you out of
my mind.
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But it's not working.
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Good.
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Mike, I thought it over, and I've been a
pig.
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You can be the wife, and I'll be your
Willie.
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What did Kate say?
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Look, David, there's no need to put you
through this torture.
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Kate doesn't love you.
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She loves me, and I love her.
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What?
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You took my girl?
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You took my one reason for living?
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Why didn't you just shoot me?
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What'd you shoot him for?
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For us.
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I'm going to go through a wallet.
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But that would be stealing.
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Taking me, was it?
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No, no, no, Kate, look. Look, this is
not how it's supposed to go. Look, this
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all wrong.
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Except for that outfit.
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Do you really like it or are you just
saying that?
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Kate, Kate, pay attention. Come on, this
is how it's going to go.
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Mike, Mike.
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What did Kate say?
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Look, David, there's no need to put you
through the torture.
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Kate doesn't love you. She loves me.
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And I love her.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Okay? You mean you're not mad?
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Why should I be mad?
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I know you two are just friends. You
didn't plan any of this. I'm the one who
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made you kiss in that play.
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I mean, if anybody should be apologizing
to me, that's me.
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Oh, well, I thought you'd be a little
bit angry. Come on, I'm too happy for
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two kids to be mad.
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I just wish Kate were here to share in
this joy.
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How's this one, Mike?
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You two kids are going to have some fun,
aren't you?
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Who's that?
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Oh, that's me.
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But you're here.
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Oh, no, I'm not.
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Mike!
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Mike!
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Did I wake you?
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No, David, I was in the middle of a
really long blink.
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Sorry, I couldn't sleep.
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Couldn't you have not flipped back into
your place?
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I know you talked to Kate.
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You do?
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Well, she told me that much, but that's
all.
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Well, look, David, if Kate doesn't want
to tell you what's bothering her, then I
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don't think it's my place to... Mike,
I'm going crazy here. I gotta know. I
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mean, even if it's over, it'd be better
than this.
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It would?
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Anything would be better than this.
Mike, what did Kate say?
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Look,
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David, we were just friends, all right?
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Look, we didn't plan for any of this to
happen, and nothing went on behind your
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back. We only found out how we felt
after we did that play together.
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What are you talking about?
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Look... There's no reason to put you
through this torture.
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Kate doesn't love you.
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She loves me and I love her. And the
last thing we wanted was to hurt you.
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Honest. Look, I give you my word as your
friend.
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Friend?
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This isn't how it's going to go at all.
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But this is how it went.
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Kate, come on, wake up.
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Mike? Yeah, it's me. Come on, open the
door.
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Mike, it's the middle of the night.
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What's going on?
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Look, Kate, I just can't wait.
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Oh, Mike, what happened to your eyes?
Yeah, I know. Look, David came over, and
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was half asleep, and I didn't mean to
tell him, but... Tell him what?
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Look, he knew that I talked to you, and
you know what a hothead David can be. So
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when I told him that I was the reason
that you two were having problems, he
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me.
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What? Yeah, can you believe he hit me?
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You told him about us? Yes, look, at
least now it's out in the open and David
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knows. The worst is over now.
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You hit me.
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How dare you tell him about us? Now get
out.
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Get out. Get out.
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Well, if that's your attitude, then I'm
leaving.
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I understand everything you said, Mike.
The only thing I don't get is why Kate
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hit you.
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Makes perfect sense to me.
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Yeah, women are nuts.
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Right, Dad?
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Well, psychiatrists rarely like to use
the term nuts.
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Besides, we're out of space.
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Mike, you had no business telling David
how Kate felt. She probably wanted to do
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that herself. I would.
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Well, then why didn't she?
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Well, she probably has pretty deep
feelings for David. Feelings that have
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around a long time.
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Well, then how could she be so crazy
about me?
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Mike, you don't know if she's crazy
about you, and you don't know if she's
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about David. You never gave her a chance
to decide.
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Hey, well, somebody had to say
something. Oh, that is so male.
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Well,
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you see things your way, and you assume
that everybody else sees things the same
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way. So you act, and it doesn't matter
who you hurt?
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Who I hurt?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. Excuse me for being
so thoughtless and ramming my face into
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their fist.
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I'm surprised you didn't tell him to
stay away until they worked this thing
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That's exactly what I told him. Well,
then how did our son get those shiners,
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huh?
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Huh?
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You know, you're right. Women are nuts.
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But we do have excellent hearing.
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Honey.
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Mike? Hey, hey, look, Carol, the last...
The last thing I need right now is you,
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all right?
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Mike, I'm not here to gloat or to take
pleasure in your pain.
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You're not?
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Well, I was eavesdropping in the hall,
and I heard what you went through. And
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I'm really sorry, because it sounds like
you tried to do the right thing, but
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nobody would let you.
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Well, yeah, that's true.
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Well, I just wanted you to know that Mom
was a little off base, and Dad was
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right. Women can be a tad insensitive.
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Well, gosh, Carol, I don't know what to
say.
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Say cheese.
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Got it.
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Great class today, Professor.
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And thanks for those super -duper acting
tips.
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Don't mention it, Kaiser.
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That means a lot coming from a future
bank teller.
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Oh, my. No.
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No, Kaiser, for the 20th time, I do not
have my dress for our scene.
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Women are nuts.
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Hey, David.
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Hey, look, man, I just wanted to say
that I was wrong for telling you what
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wanted, because I don't have a clue as
to what Kate wants, and those things
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I said, they were more wishful thinking
than anything else.
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So, look, I got carried away, and I'm
sorry, and I really hope that you two
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work things out.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, look, man, I really want you to
know that I'm truly sorry, and...
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I think of you as a friend.
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On another day that might mean
something, all right?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I've been waiting for you.
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Hey, look, Kate, I just want you to know
that I've already explained to David
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that I was completely out of line by
speaking for you.
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No, you weren't.
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Pardon me?
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I mean, even though you shouldn't have,
it was the right thing to do.
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Look, Kate, I think it'd be a lot easier
if you'd just hit me again.
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Mike, I'm... Look, Kate, I just want you
to know that I am going to back off,
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okay, until you and David can figure out
whatever it is between you guys.
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I broke up with David today.
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No, Kate.
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Kate, I don't think you should have done
that for me.
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I didn't do it for you. I did it for me.
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You know, something that I should have
done a long time ago. Because then when
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met you... Anything might have happened.
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Might have?
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David feels lousy, you feel lousy, and I
feel lousy.
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You're leaving?
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I don't know.
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Pete, why did you come?
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I'm not sure.
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Would now be a really bad time to put my
arm around you?
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Yeah.
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I'd like it anyway.
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Back in a moment.
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Maggie, we got 58 people coming here in
21 minutes.
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And they'll find a house unprepared for
a party. And who are they going to
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blame? The respected, responsible
husband?
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Or the long -suffering wife?
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What about the idiot Darth?
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Let me help you with that. Hey, I got
it.
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