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Mike, go.
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Time to go, all right.
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Mike, I'm Chrissy's nanny. I don't want
your parents walking in on us making
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out. I just wanted to hear you say,
making out. Good night.
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All right. Oh, and one more thing. Mike.
Just kidding.
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So, Julie, how'd you make out?
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Make out?
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With Chrissy.
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Oh, fine, fine.
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Everybody, how was dinner?
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Wonderful. Well, thanks again, Jason,
for picking up the check. Oh, don't even
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mention it. Actually, Maggie insists.
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You're welcome, Wally.
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So, Julie, have you seen Mike tonight?
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Uh, no.
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I haven't seen him all evening. It's
just been me and Chrissy.
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Hey, Mom.
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Yeah, when the heck did you guys get
home?
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Grandma, Wally, what are you doing here?
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Your father won't let us leave until we
pay half the check.
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Go on, Grandma. Hey, Julie, here's the
story you asked for.
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I thought you hadn't seen him all
evening.
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We have some major family news to talk
about. Yeah? About what?
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Well, a loving couple that has come a
very long way in just a few short
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Uh, do I know him?
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Yes,
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it seems that your grandmother and,
uh... Wally. Wally?
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Have set a wedding date.
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All right, Grandma.
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Yeah, this is exactly two weeks from
tomorrow. On a cruise to the Caribbean.
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And on the very same boat that they met
and fell in love. Oh.
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And the whole family's invited.
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Yeah, my treat.
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Unless you think I'm going overboard.
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Got it?
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Overboard?
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Oh, and Julia, I had an idea. If you can
take the time, we'd love for you to
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come with us and help with Chrissy.
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An ocean cruise to the Caribbean?
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, and Wally, you can't pay for all of
us and Julie. Oh, I insist.
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I know, Wally, but I think that it...
Maggie, the man insists.
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I'll pick up the next cruise.
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promised. Did I say anything negative?
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Well, I believe in our discussion you
also force her eyebrow lifts, squints,
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throat clears, and bulging eyes.
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But Maggie... And butts.
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Especially big butts.
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Pardon me? Honey, if you can't give your
mother your blessing, at least give her
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a silent smile.
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Well, she hardly needs my blessing,
Maggie.
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Simply because you're near me.
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Not
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a
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bad commute.
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Mike, listen to this.
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Hey. Fun activities for the whole
family.
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Shuffleboard, a ping pong tournament,
and every Tuesday night a limbo -thon.
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Ooh.
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Mike, there's got to be something we can
do on this ship.
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Yep, Benny, there's got to be.
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And I'm not going to rest until I find
it.
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Me either.
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Maybe it's out here, Maggie.
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Women, one suitcase is too many and a
thousand is not enough.
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That was close.
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No, this is close.
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That's not yellow.
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That's canary.
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Your shirt is yellow.
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I thought it was golden red.
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Well, that must be Mom's or Wally's.
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Mom, is this your canary?
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What's that about a canary, dear?
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Bag.
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I think that Jason was a little upset
about what we were doing.
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What were we doing?
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Hmm. Making out?
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I know.
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I just wanted to hear you say making
out.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Last time, you're too young, so stay
out.
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Yeah, the only reason you're throwing me
out is because I was winning.
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Man, there's got to be something I'm old
enough to do.
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Limbo phone, beer drink. Young man,
would you like...
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Maureen, your ship's kids officer.
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What's your name?
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Ben Seaver.
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Seaver. Seaver, Seaver, Seaver, Seaver.
It might be under Wally Overmyer. The
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Overmyer wedding party?
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I just met them.
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They're such a cute couple.
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I'm taking care of all the bridal
arrangements.
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I'm also your ship's social director.
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Hey, let me show you our darned exciting
playroom. You want to make a potholder
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for your mom?
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Oh, that's okay.
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ship's linguist. This is the University
of Stockholm's gymnastics team.
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Wow.
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What should I say? What should I say?
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I'll have to show them to the pool.
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I'll do it. I'm your ship's hornball.
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Ladies.
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So Wally had no place to eat, but I just
happened to have an empty seat.
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And the rest is history.
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Is this what you propose?
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Kevin, out on the balcony.
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Under a full moon.
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Did I miss lunch?
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Yes, Ben. Ben, you're all wet.
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Tell me about it.
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Well, go change into some dry clothes.
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That's all right. I think I'll just try
swimming in my trunks for a change.
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Neither of you has ever been on a cruise
before.
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Uh, no.
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Grandma, Mom, the bachelorette party is
in less than an hour, and you don't.
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Want to be late.
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That's all I'm saying.
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Carol's such a good girl.
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I wonder what she's got planned. Oh, I
wonder.
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Mom?
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Yes, dear?
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I have a little something for you.
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A wedding gift? Well, it's not a gift so
much, but yes, it is for the wedding.
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Oh.
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We'll be right with you. Can you give us
just one minute?
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Well, Jason, what is it?
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Well, Mom, you know, marriage is a
wonderful, beautiful thing.
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Mm -hmm.
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the opposite of marriage.
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Divorce.
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That's a horrible, ugly thing, Mom.
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And God forbid it should ever happen to
you and Wally after you get married,
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but, uh, well, just, I would like you to
have the peace of mind that something
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like this would provide.
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What's this?
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Uh, just a little something I had my
lawyer whip up.
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It's really very simple.
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Standard prenuptial agreement.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And I think as soon as you get over your
initial reaction, you're going to see
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the wisdom.
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What's the matter?
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Wally, I think I need some air.
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Why not? What do you say?
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So, uh, see you two kids in rehearsal.
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What?
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Wasn't I polite all through lunch?
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What do you say you and me both have our
own private little lifeboat drill
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tonight? Maybe we can.
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Carol invited me to the bachelorette
party. I have to go.
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Why? How's my bachelorette?
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It's totally free after 7 o 'clock.
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Oh, what a coincidence. I'm a bachelor.
It's totally free after 7 o 'clock.
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Oh, it's always nice to see young
married people with a cute little baby.
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Oh, we're not married.
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Hey, mind if I drive?
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Hold on, Chrissy. I feel very close to
you right now, Mike.
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Hey, well, you are.
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I'm serious.
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I'm falling in love with you.
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Well, come on in. The water's fine.
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Oh, a nice young married couple.
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We're just... Thank you.
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It's easier.
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Mike, where are you?
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I'm right back here at 7.
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Mike, where are you?
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Hey, Benny, I'm right over here.
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Mike, this is so cool.
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Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,
Mike, Mike, Mike.
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Mike, Mike, Mike, you will not believe
this. Today is our lucky day. What? What
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is it? Mike, there are 20 of the hottest
babes in the world on this boat.
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So? We're talking Swedish blonde
gymnasts. Hey, look, there's much more
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woman than the way she looks, all right?
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I mean, you've got to take into account
all kinds of things, like her
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personality and her intelligence.
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And, uh... And her, uh... Uh...
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Uh... Uh, what was I saying?
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Oh, who's saying it?
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Jason, I have an idea. Why don't you
just stink bomb your mother's
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party?
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Come on, Maggie.
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Prenuptial agreements are not exactly
unheard of. Well, I wouldn't exactly
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it a romantic gift.
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Well, sometimes romance doesn't last
forever.
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Jason, don't give me straight lines like
that.
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Can you blame a son for trying to look
out for his mother's best interest?
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Yes, I can.
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Chrissy, if you're ever going to have
gas, now's the time.
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You would think Jason would know better.
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What was he thinking?
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What a boob. Irma, that boob is my
husband.
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Sorry.
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Your bachelorette party is almost ready.
Just give me ten seconds.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What's with Grandma?
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Oh, your dad did something stupid.
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What was he thinking?
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What a boob. Mom, that boob is my
father.
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Sorry.
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You know, Irma.
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No matter what Jason does.
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No matter how silly or twisted or
borderline nut bar, he does have a love
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you.
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You're right, Maggie.
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And you can't let him spoil this week
for you.
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True. Come on.
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This is not appropriate entertainment.
That's right. It was underneath you as
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soon as he finished.
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20 Swedish girls, and I can't do a thing
about them.
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Thanks, Benny. I'd rather stay up here
and watch.
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From a safe distance.
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Ease world tensions.
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but he was part of the magical night
that we met.
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And we just couldn't tie the knot
without the prince.
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The king.
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Now then, pay attention.
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This is the aisle.
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And these are the chairs.
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And this is a very unhappy man.
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No, I'm not unhappy. No, I was actually
just thinking of a way I might
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apologize. I got everybody so upset with
that whole prenuptial thing and...
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Please just forget I ever brought it up,
okay? Oh, Jason, that's so nice.
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Thank you, Jason.
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Isn't he a sweetheart?
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Yo.
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Hey. Jason.
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Wally. It's gonna be Grandpa Wally after
tomorrow.
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Grandpa Wally.
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The last thing I wanted to do is upset
anybody, really. I just wanted to make
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sure no one had any lingering suspicions
that Wally might be some kind of gold
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digger on a pension dragging an
emotionally vulnerable woman.
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That's it.
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Let's have some fun.
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Lingering suspicion.
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Gold digger on a pension.
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An emotionally vulnerable woman. Enough
said.
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Okay, maybe I should apologize for my
apology now. No, no, don't. No, no, no,
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just a minute here. Well, forget it.
See, it's for me.
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Thanks.
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Isn't he a sweet...
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Lower. Lower.
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Ah.
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You know, Ben, I just realized.
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This is the first time in my life I've
been touched by eight female hands at
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same time.
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Second for me.
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Yeah, right. When did four girls put
suntan lotion on you at night?
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Well, hello.
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Julie.
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Julie. Oh, that's funny.
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Julie. Julie, look, it's not what it
looks like, all right?
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Hey, Benny, Benny, look what it is. It's
Julie.
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What is it, then?
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Well, I was just helping some
foreigners.
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with their first difficult days in
America.
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We're in international waters.
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Yeah, well, if I'd known that an hour
ago, I wouldn't be here.
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You expect me to believe that you didn't
stand me up to get griefed down by a
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million other women?
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Mikey, you do me now, y 'all.
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I trusted you.
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Listen, you'll have to start without me,
all right? Well, maybe I should, too.
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Would you keep it down? Keep it down?
Yes, come on.
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I mean, Ben is right over there, you
know.
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relationship what relationship Julie
Julie
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and
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then your ship's captain will stand here
and say if anyone among us knows
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why this couple should not be joined in
holy matrimony speak now or forever hold
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your peace
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I was thinking of something else
totally, please. Go on. Look, pal, I've
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just about enough of your hooey. Wally!
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Irma, I can't take this.
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Look, no matter what Jason says or does,
he's doing it out of love.
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This isn't about your son, the boob.
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This is about you and me and our life
together.
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You know, it's time we forgot your goofy
family.
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What?
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Well, at least my goofy family had the
courtesy to show up.
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Oh, and that's a good thing.
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Don't you talk to me in that tone.
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Can we just table this conversation and
get on with the rehearsal? Shut up.
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Don't you tell my son to shut up. Irma,
Wally, why don't you just calm down?
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We're losing sight of why we're here.
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Doreen, why don't you just... And then
your ship's captain will ask you two to
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step forward and take each other for
life.
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For life?
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Well, you make it sound like an
alternative to the death penalty.
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Well, maybe you would like a...
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Well, maybe I would like a helicopter.
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Well, don't wait for the helicopter.
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Swim for it.
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This is exactly the kind of unforeseen
situation prenuptial agreements are
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designed to protect you against.
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