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Run for your lives. The monster lives.
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It's Geekzilla.
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Hey.
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Oh, no, it's Geekspit.
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Geekspit. You've been contaminated.
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Mike. Besides, Carol, shouldn't you be
saving your drool for your date tonight?
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Would you just stop bothering your
sister?
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In fact, if you're both through with
dessert, why don't you just clear out of
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the kitchen? Mom, if I clear out of the
kitchen, I won't be able to get Carol's
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boyfriend on tape.
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Sandy is not my boyfriend.
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He's not?
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Well, but from the amount of time that
you've been spending with... Well, he
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never said that I'm his girlfriend, so
I'm not going to say that he's my
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boyfriend first. I mean, if he hears
that I think that he's my boyfriend and
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doesn't think that I should think that
I'm his girlfriend, I'd sound pretty
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silly, wouldn't I?
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Hope you're rolling on that one, Benny.
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Hello.
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Hello. Hello.
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Hi. Just being polite.
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How'd that look, Benny? Great. Yeah.
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Camera loves me.
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How are you this evening, Sandy?
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Fine, Dr. Fever, and yourself?
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Oh, very good.
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So, do you two have something fun
planned tonight?
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Dad! I'm sorry, okay, it's none of my
business.
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I'm only the father here. Go ahead,
Sandy. Take my daughter anywhere, do
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anything. Enjoy!
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Wow, thanks.
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I was kidding, Sandy. And so was I, sir.
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Can you two stay for dessert before you
go? Oh, that'd be great. A terrible
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mistake. I mean, we're going to a party
and there's going to be lots of very
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fine desserts, sir. Right, Sandy?
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Uh, right.
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Uh, Carol, could you say that again?
You're squinting.
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And we should go right now before all
the best desserts are eaten. And you
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how I love desserts.
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Sure do.
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You'll be home by midnight.
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Uh -huh. You know, it's a very wise
thing, Sandy, because Carol turns into a
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porker at midnight.
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I said let's go.
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Hey, Betty, come on. Something real
embarrassing could happen on the way to
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Sandy's farm.
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And it'd be a shame not to get that on
tape.
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You're right.
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You know, Jason, I've really gotten to
like Sandy.
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Mm -hmm. He's polite.
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He's bright. He's ideal for Carol.
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Uh -huh.
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You know, I bet no matter how perfect
the guy was she brought home, you'd
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be suspicious.
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Uh -huh.
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Sure glad they didn't get that on tape.
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Cut!
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At midnight, you turn into a sex maniac.
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I should go.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, talk me into it. I'll stay one
more minute.
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That's me, one smooth talker.
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Shut up, Sandy.
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I had such a wonderful time tonight.
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Oh, me too.
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You know, I've never been to a college
party before.
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not much different than high school
ones, just more people with facial hair.
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Guys. If you're lucky.
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And that restaurant was so romantic.
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Shindig's? It's a bar with sawdust on
the floor.
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Yeah. You know, they didn't even card
me. I guess I look older when I'm with
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you. Well, it's probably the bare
shoulders.
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Listen,
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Carol, I know it's kind of short notice,
but there's this Dean's List luncheon
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tomorrow, and...
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I was wondering if you'd like to go with
me.
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Oh, I'd love to.
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But my whole family's going into the
city to have brunch with my grandma and
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fiancé. I've got to be there. I mean, if
I don't show up, I'll be dead.
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Oh, right. Well, okay. I understand.
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Just would have been kind of nice to
have my girlfriend there with me.
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Girlfriend?
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Yeah.
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I'll be dead.
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Huh?
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Boyfriend invited me to.
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Great.
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You know... I sure do, and...
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You wouldn't want to wake Mom and Dad
up, would you? Especially not at 12 .46
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the morning.
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If that tape is not in my hands in three
seconds, I'm going to wake Mom and Dad
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and tell them where Dad's missing
medical journals are. And I'm pretty
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don't have them.
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One, two... I'm not... Thank you.
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You know, you take all the fun out of
being your little brother.
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Good.
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that cassette
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mom
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i can explain explain what why it's way
past midnight
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and i'm just getting in oh is it that
late you didn't notice no i'm
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completely unaware that it's 47 minutes
past 12.
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didn't come home late. You just came in
late. You were on the porch by 11 .52,
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right when I set your dad up to sleep.
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You knew I was outside the whole time?
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Uh -huh. Is Ben still out there?
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Well, he... Climbed up the trellis?
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Yeah. What happened? Did he run out of
tape?
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Do you guys know everything we do?
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Mike trained us very well.
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So, am I punished?
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Well, that depends.
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How are you going to explain coming in
late?
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Well, we were just talking.
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Mostly talking.
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Do you want to see the videotape? No.
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Well, no.
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Can I go to bed?
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Sure. Thanks, Mom.
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Did I mention that I ran into Mrs.
Kuzman today?
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No. Yeah, she must have gone on about an
hour, Brad.
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about how she and her daughter have no
secrets, how they talk about everything.
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And I, of course, said, nothing.
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You want to talk?
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Oh, no, honey, not if you're too tired.
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Mom, does this guilt stuff work with
Mike?
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Like a charm.
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Okay, what do you want to talk about?
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Yes.
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Yes, Mom, I really like Sandy.
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Oh, he seems like such a nice boy.
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Oh, he is.
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And tonight, he called me his...
girlfriend. Oh, Carol, that's wonderful.
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Mom, I know I've liked other boys
before, but it's never been like this. I
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I thought it was like this, but now I
just see I was being a silly teenager.
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And now you're a mature teenager.
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Of course.
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And Mom, he's on the Dean's list.
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I didn't know that.
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But he's not a nerd. I mean, he knows
how to have fun, but not too much fun.
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Good. And Mom?
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He shaves.
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Wow.
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And he told me that the school is having
a luncheon to honor those so chosen.
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Those who shave?
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No, those on the dean's list.
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Well, and he asked me to go with him to
meet the dean.
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Oh, Carol, honey, this is serious.
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Yeah.
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But it's tomorrow, so...
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missed the brunch with Grandma Irma and
Wally?
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Unless you want me to risk alienating a
boy, we both agree is very right for me.
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Does this guilt stuff work with your
dad?
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Like a charm.
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We were having a nice brunch at a nice
restaurant and we were all eating. That
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noise was totally inappropriate.
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Well, in some countries it's considered
the highest compliment.
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Yeah, well, find out where and go there.
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Wally laughed.
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Yeah, that's because Wally's going to be
your stepfather very soon.
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Don't anybody touch that phone.
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Carol, what are you doing here?
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All right, Sandy is two and a half hours
late.
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Must you rob it in? That phone has not
rung once since you left the house. Are
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you happy now?
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Ooh, let me go get the camera.
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So, Carol.
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Any messages?
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Mike. Hey, if I didn't say that. it
wouldn't have been me.
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And that would have been fine.
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Is there any chance that the phone just
might be broken?
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I don't think so. I can call the phone
company and check.
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No. Sandy might call and get a busy
signal.
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Honey, we have call waiting.
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Well, not if the phone is broken.
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And we won't find out if I don't call.
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Why are these men tormenting me?
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Jason. What?
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All right. Come on, Mike. I say you and
I ought to head into the living room.
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I think that's the best idea for
everybody, especially everybody wearing
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shorts.
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Dad, are they all crazy?
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I'll tell you, no.
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I know why Sandy hasn't called. I mean,
he just didn't mean to call me his
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girlfriend yesterday. He's trying to
figure out an easy way to let me down.
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Well, I'll show him. When he calls, if
he calls, I'll refuse to talk to him,
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that swine.
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Hello, Sandy?
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That's enough. Carol, why don't you pick
up the call in the living room?
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Hey!
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Looking for this?
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Yes!
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What's the magic word?
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Mike! That's it.
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Great stuff, Mike.
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Hello, Sandy.
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This doc said he ain't out of the woods
yet, but I don't get it. I mean, he
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seems okay to me. I'm sure he's banged
up and everything, but, I mean, we were
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just talking, even joking. He told me I
look worse than he does.
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Probably do.
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I mean, like Sandy said, at least he got
some sleep last night. Look, I'll be
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honest with you. I've been here since 3
a .m. I've had 15 cups of coffee. Are
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you Carol's parents?
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Yes.
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Maggie Seaver. Hi.
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Jason Seaver. Hi, Doug Wallach, Sandy's
roommate. Nice to meet you. Yeah.
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I'll see what I can find out.
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My dad's a doctor.
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Is his family here? No, no. His folks
are out of town. I talked to his dad. He
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said they're flying back. They're
supposed to be here tonight.
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Can I see him? Maybe if you play your
card right, Carol. See, they only let
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relatives into intensive care. I told
this nurse, who, by the way, looks
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like Larry Bud Melman, that I was
Sandy's brother. You can just tell her
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her sister, all right? I'll go get her.
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Anybody beside me need some coffee?
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I think you should get some food, too,
Doug.
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Food? Great idea.
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I still can't believe this is happening,
Mommy. I mean, Sandy's gonna be okay.
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He's just got to.
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We'll all think good thoughts,
sweetheart.
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He missed the dean's luncheon today.
He's really going to be upset.
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They tell me Sandy's hemoglobin is
stable at this point. What does that
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Well, that means that he's all right for
now.
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Honey, sometimes a friendly face can do
more than any medicine can.
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Right, Jason?
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Right.
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Your friend, Mr. Coffey, tells me
someone's here to see Sandy Callison.
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Yes, I am. I'm his sister. These are my
parents, and they'll vouch for me.
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So, you're Sandy's parents? No.
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I'm not very good at lying, so... We
restrict visitors to immediate family.
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I'm his fiancée.
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Fiancée? Well, it's true.
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She's not lying.
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You have our word.
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You're still her parents?
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I think so.
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Look, we ought to know if our daughter's
engaged.
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Follow me.
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So... engagement thing with the roots,
right?
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Of course. Yeah, I knew that.
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Now remember, this has to be quick.
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Sandy?
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Carol? Hi.
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Hi.
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You'll forgive me if I don't get up.
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To tell you the truth, I don't feel so
hot.
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I got so many tubes and wires in me.
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I get HBO now.
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Are you in a lot of pain?
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Not as much as I'm going to be when my
dad gets here.
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Sandy, I am so sorry this happened to
you.
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Carol, don't worry. I'm going to be
okay.
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My car, on the other hand, that's who
you should worry about.
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What happened last night?
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Well, this big tree ran right out in
front of me.
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And I'm going to be charged with drunk
driving.
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I don't understand. I mean, it's not
like we had that much to drink. I know.
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mean, there's been plenty of times I've
put away a lot more than that, and
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nothing happened.
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I guess I just ran out of luck last
night.
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Are you kidding?
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I mean, when you think of what could
have happened, you were really lucky.
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And so you lost a car.
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Second chance now, and you're never
going to do anything like that again.
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Right?
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Right.
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Listen, could you do the talking when my
dad gets here? I mean, you could
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probably get me a new car.
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So how long do they say they're going to
keep you here?
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I don't know. The nurse says these
internal injuries can be pretty tricky.
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Don't you think she looks a little
like... Larry Bud Millman?
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Yeah.
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You know, Sandy, I didn't know how much
I liked you until I found out you were
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her.
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I mean, maybe that's why this happened.
I mean, they say everything happens for
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a reason, right? I mean, maybe this
accident was a good thing for both of
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Sounds dumb, doesn't it?
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No.
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But now that you found out that I'm
going to be okay, do you like me any
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Carol?
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Well, I'm thinking.
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So, have you ever kissed a guy with
tubes up his nose before?
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Up his nose?
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00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,270
No.
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Careful, they're monitoring my heart
rate.
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Can I get you anything?
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I wouldn't mind a beer.
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What? How can you?
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Carol, that was a joke.
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Believe me, it's going to be a long time
before I bend my elbow again.
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Well, obviously.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Carol, let your boyfriend get the
laughs, please.
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Okay.
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Girlfriend will just sit here and be
quiet.
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Miss, you'll have to go.
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Just one... I don't care if he is your
fiancé.
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Fiancé?
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00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,600
Oh, yeah, that's what I said so they let
me in to see you.
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Not that it's a lie.
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Or the truth, either.
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I mean... I hate hospitals.
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Jason, you're a doctor.
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I know. Keep it quiet.
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Don't tell Carol this, but... I really
like Sandy.
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Jason. Hmm?
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I really like you.
307
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Hmm.
308
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Every parent's nightmare, isn't it?
309
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:28,700
Yeah.
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You know, you live in your own little
world and everything seems so safe.
311
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But I guess right outside there's
always... There's plenty of it, too.
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Carol. Well, he's feeling great. He
looked good. He was laughing and making
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jokes. I'm sure he's going to be fine.
314
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Thank goodness.
315
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,640
You said it.
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00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,400
Did he tell you how it happened? How
what happened?
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The accident, Carol.
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00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:01,860
What's going on?
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Okay, I might as well tell you.
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00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,560
I mean, I find out anyway with the
police and everything.
321
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:09,559
The police?
322
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,560
What happened?
323
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:17,870
Sandy and I went to a place. A place?
324
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Kind of a restaurant that serves drinks.
325
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:23,050
A bar?
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That's it.
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Were you drinking? Yes.
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Was Sandy?
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Yes.
330
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And driving.
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00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:38,870
Carol, we have talked about this. Mom! I
don't believe what I'm hearing, Carol.
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00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:42,690
I mean, I thought you had more sense to
get into a car with a guy like that.
333
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,990
I... I do. Well, it doesn't sound like
that to me.
334
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:48,710
Well, Dad, you don't have to get mad. I
mean, we know it was wrong. We've
335
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:49,710
learned our lesson.
336
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:53,210
Sandy's got a second chance now, and
he's never going to do it again.
337
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:56,270
But right... And I'm never going to do
it again either.
338
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:00,330
Carol, look.
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Honey.
340
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,370
Honey, I love you so much.
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00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:08,310
The idea of you lying in there...
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00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:17,910
I bought the entire cafeteria. We're
talking liverwurst, tuna, egg salad,
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pie. I got some apples and some bananas.
344
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,030
That's a good thing we're in a hospital,
huh?
345
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,290
You haven't broken anything, have you?
346
00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,040
Not. Yes.
347
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:45,380
Ouch.
348
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:49,580
So Sandy's parents will be in around
six? Yeah, I'm going to go back to the
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hospital around seven. Sandy thinks an
hour should be enough time for his dad
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stop yelling.
351
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,940
Speaking of the parents, Carol, I would
say two hours yelling minimum.
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Better make it eight o 'clock.
353
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
Hi, Mike.
354
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Hi.
355
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:11,340
Uh, listen, Carol, um, that guy Doug
just called from the hospital.
356
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,200
Uh -huh.
357
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,940
Well, he told me that, uh... He said
that... What is it, Mike?
358
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,200
Carol, Sandy just died.
359
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:31,180
Oh, my God.
360
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,540
Yeah, he said it was just a few minutes
ago.
361
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Michael Thiever, that is the sickest
joke that I have ever heard, and I am
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gonna forgive you.
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Carol, I...
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The doctor said that he was just
bleeding inside or something.
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00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:04,900
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