Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:11,050
Man, how the heck did I let you talk me
into getting up before the pig just to
2
00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:12,430
get tickets to a stupid concert?
3
00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:14,630
Because you're broke and I'm paying you
five bucks an hour.
4
00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:17,390
I hope we get there while there's still
some good tickets left.
5
00:00:19,230 --> 00:00:21,990
Hey, hey, all right, there's another
five bucks in my pocket.
6
00:00:22,410 --> 00:00:23,830
And why, you stole a forum.
7
00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:27,290
So, all these people are here to see
Jonathan Keith.
8
00:00:27,550 --> 00:00:29,490
Eh, boy, kids today.
9
00:00:29,890 --> 00:00:30,890
What's wrong with him?
10
00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:33,950
Nothing, I just said, hey, let's face
it, he's not the whatever.
11
00:00:34,290 --> 00:00:35,239
The who?
12
00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,780
No, no, not the who. That's that old
group of deadlifes.
13
00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,400
Whatever. Now, they are hot.
14
00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,760
Hey! Hey, what the heck are you doing?
15
00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:46,540
For breakfast.
16
00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:47,780
Uh,
17
00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:49,540
what's your name? Ellie.
18
00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:52,240
Hey, that's the same name as Jonathan's
wife.
19
00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:53,480
I know.
20
00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:54,700
What's your name?
21
00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:56,880
Jonathan. Wow.
22
00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:59,000
Yeah, what a coincidence, huh?
23
00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,980
Don't listen to him. His name's not
Jonathan. He's just my taxi driver.
24
00:01:04,099 --> 00:01:05,140
You talking to me?
25
00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:08,040
I'm the only taxi driver here.
26
00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,520
You ever see the movie Taxi Driver?
27
00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:12,500
With Danny DeVito and Louie?
28
00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,360
No, with Robert De Niro as an insane
person.
29
00:01:15,820 --> 00:01:19,400
See, he starts to, like, talk to himself
and makes no sense whatsoever.
30
00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,080
Kind of like I'm doing right now.
31
00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,360
Uh -huh.
32
00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:25,940
Hey, look, Jonathan's on.
33
00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,120
that doesn't hear any music?
34
00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,480
He said it.
35
00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:48,320
Hey, folks, can you believe it? The
concert's sold out.
36
00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:53,860
I've been camped out here for three
days, man.
37
00:01:55,180 --> 00:02:00,880
I cannot believe this. I've been saving
my money for months.
38
00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:05,400
going to do? Hey, look on the bright
side, Benny. Now you can pay your tax.
39
00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,800
brought over that big tip that he
deserves.
40
00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:08,380
It's all going to me?
41
00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:29,910
Listen to what you say.
42
00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,010
Man, sold out. The cruelest word I've
ever heard.
43
00:03:33,370 --> 00:03:35,610
Well, actually, Ben, it's two words.
44
00:03:35,890 --> 00:03:38,110
Carol, I can think of another two words.
45
00:03:39,770 --> 00:03:41,850
Ben, sorry, I'm just upset.
46
00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:44,130
Come on, Ben, there'll be other
concerts.
47
00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:45,650
Not Jonathan's.
48
00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:47,730
Well, I wish there was something I could
do, son.
49
00:03:48,050 --> 00:03:49,330
Well, you could call a scalper, Dad.
50
00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,810
I'm sure the tickets will only be about
200 bucks apiece.
51
00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:54,150
Like I said, I wish there was something
I could do.
52
00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:04,000
Well, I was reading in a fan magazine
that Jonathan's dad's a psychiatrist.
53
00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,120
Yeah, well, I don't know every
psychiatrist.
54
00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,660
Dr. Alexander Keith?
55
00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,560
Alex Keith?
56
00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,000
Uh -huh. From Boston?
57
00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,680
Uh -huh. I know him.
58
00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:15,840
From med school, Maggie, remember?
59
00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,560
Oh, yeah, is he the guy that threw all
those parties?
60
00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,800
This is great!
61
00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:21,180
Oh.
62
00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:22,480
Well, what's the matter?
63
00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,760
I'm married to a man old enough to have
a son that's a rock star.
64
00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:27,980
I think I like it.
65
00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:33,130
Alex's number is right here.
66
00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:36,470
When's the last time you spoke to him?
Well, it's the last reunion.
67
00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:41,270
Honey, that's quite a while ago. Oh,
yeah, but you remember the kind of guy
68
00:04:41,270 --> 00:04:44,250
is. You can go for years without talking
to him, and the minute you do, it's
69
00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,270
like not a day has passed.
70
00:04:45,670 --> 00:04:46,670
Hello, Alex.
71
00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:47,910
Hey, Jason.
72
00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:50,270
Seaver.
73
00:04:52,690 --> 00:04:53,870
Medical school, Cornell.
74
00:04:55,410 --> 00:04:56,410
Right, right.
75
00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:57,970
No, no.
76
00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,640
Yeah, like, I was wondering, you know,
since you and I spoke at that last
77
00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:11,600
reunion a couple years ago, and you said
make sure you keep in touch, and...
78
00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,800
Yeah, you said that.
79
00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:22,840
Well, you know, my son, he thinks that
your son is just the most un... No, I
80
00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,180
have no idea how many people hit you up
for tickets.
81
00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:30,260
No, you have every right to resent that.
82
00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,340
No, no, no, that's it. I just...
83
00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:34,740
wanted to touch base.
84
00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:37,820
Yeah, so I'll see you at the next
reunion.
85
00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:39,480
Or not.
86
00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:41,880
Yeah, go ahead.
87
00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:45,120
How many tickets did you get? Maggie.
88
00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,420
Oh, I'm just trying to cheer you up with
a little joke.
89
00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,620
Ben would have been so happy.
90
00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:54,960
Now I gotta go call a scalper and spend
400 bucks.
91
00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:56,520
I've got an idea.
92
00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:57,740
I love it.
93
00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,120
why I didn't think of this before.
94
00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,020
What is it? I'm going to call the
entertainment editor at the station.
95
00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,860
Yes, this is Maggie Malone for Steve
Juergens.
96
00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,180
He's always bragging about his music
contacts.
97
00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,060
Yeah, well, it's worth a shot.
98
00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:13,340
Hello, Steve.
99
00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,600
This is Maggie.
100
00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,160
I've got a question.
101
00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:20,640
See, my son Ben is a big fan of Jonathan
Keith, and he would just kill for
102
00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,660
tickets if... Uh -huh.
103
00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:25,500
Don't feel bad, sweetheart. I've failed,
too.
104
00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,820
That would be wonderful.
105
00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:34,010
And how about if you and I take Ben
tonight?
106
00:06:35,130 --> 00:06:38,710
Sure. Oh, Steve, I can't thank you
enough.
107
00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:41,730
Oh, no, no. Three tickets is plenty.
108
00:06:43,910 --> 00:06:46,750
Oh, don't be silly. You don't have to
send a limo.
109
00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:55,430
Yes. And, and this afternoon we can go
down to the arena and watch them do the
110
00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:56,710
sound check for tonight's concert.
111
00:06:56,930 --> 00:06:59,050
I get to watch Jonathan set up for the
show?
112
00:06:59,350 --> 00:07:00,139
Uh -huh.
113
00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:03,420
Oh, you conned your old pal into giving
you the tickets. All right, Dad.
114
00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,140
I knew I got my gift from someplace.
115
00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,159
Thank you, Dad.
116
00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,900
Thank you, thank you. Benny, Benny,
look, I think it's about time you learn
117
00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:14,460
difference between gratitude and
groveling, all right?
118
00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:19,680
Yeah, easy, Ben. That look on your face
is thanks enough for me.
119
00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,320
Did I forget to mention that your mom
actually got the tickets and arranged
120
00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,500
everything? Because I meant to mention
that. I just...
121
00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:30,210
I might have mentioned it to... Well,
122
00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:35,330
Chrissy's napping and her food is in the
refrigerator and the number to the call
123
00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,130
is... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you
telling me?
124
00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:39,370
Because you're going to babysit this
afternoon.
125
00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:42,890
Oh, Mom, I would, but I told Debbie that
we'd go to a movie.
126
00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:46,890
Oh, honey, your father and I are really
stuck. What if I offered you $10?
127
00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:51,430
Mom, I do not expect to get paid to
babysit. It's my family duty.
128
00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:55,510
But, you know, I just can't break a
commitment to Debbie. $20?
129
00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:56,960
Who's Debbie?
130
00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:01,580
Honey, Mike has graciously agreed to
babysit today.
131
00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,940
Yeah? How much?
132
00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,440
Mother, I do not expect to be paid to
babysit. It's a family duty.
133
00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,240
Jason? Twenty bucks.
134
00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:12,140
Okay, Carol, you can go to the movies
with Debbie.
135
00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,440
But, Mom, I really need the money, and
you promised.
136
00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,580
Mike, that lets you off the hook. Now
you can go to your party.
137
00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:19,960
What party?
138
00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:24,950
I mean, what do you mean, Jason? I mean,
I was like, I'll psych to babysit
139
00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:25,950
tonight.
140
00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,450
Besides, I'm broke.
141
00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:33,809
Hey, Maggie, this is quite a bargain.
Two babysitters for the price of five.
142
00:08:40,490 --> 00:08:42,809
Jonathan Stratton's got to be around
here somewhere.
143
00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:47,950
Jason, would that sound check especially
loud or I'm getting older than I
144
00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:48,950
thought?
145
00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,860
Your hearing's fine. You're a young
woman.
146
00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,480
That's the door. I bet you that's it.
147
00:08:58,140 --> 00:08:59,720
Then that door says janitor.
148
00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:03,420
That's probably just a fool proposal,
but it didn't fool me.
149
00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,300
Well, you know, he may have gone back to
his hotel or something. May not even be
150
00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:09,200
around here. That's the way Elvis used
to do it.
151
00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,020
Dad, Elvis is dead.
152
00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:17,800
All right. Jonathan wants some hot
coffee in his dressing room ASAP.
153
00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:21,200
Where am I going to find hot coffee at 3
o 'clock in the afternoon?
154
00:09:22,370 --> 00:09:23,490
Okay, I'm on it.
155
00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:25,970
He's here, Thomas, he's here.
156
00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:28,030
I gotta go to the bathroom again.
157
00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:30,270
That's not a bad idea.
158
00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:32,390
Well, the excitement's too much for you
two.
159
00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:35,070
What? Just go to the bathroom.
160
00:09:38,050 --> 00:09:39,510
Thank you, thank you.
161
00:09:39,990 --> 00:09:42,270
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see. No sweat,
Pops.
162
00:09:42,810 --> 00:09:43,810
Pops.
163
00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:47,050
Yeah, they say the eyes are the first to
go.
164
00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:52,760
Oh, God.
165
00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,200
Excuse me, Jonathan.
166
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:01,280
Jonathan, could I get your autograph?
167
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,500
Yeah, no problem, man.
168
00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,740
You know, it's nice to have fans your
age.
169
00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:09,500
I'm not a fan of yours.
170
00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,880
No, my son is a big fan of yours.
171
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,020
His name's Ben.
172
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,880
Can you make it out to Ben, please?
173
00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,260
Oh, boy.
174
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,259
Dad, you know.
175
00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,260
Yeah, me too.
176
00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:24,380
Yeah.
177
00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,180
Medical school. Cornell.
178
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,720
Did he ever tell you the story of the
missing cadaver?
179
00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:31,940
No.
180
00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,720
No, he didn't. I guess I better not tell
you either then, eh?
181
00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:37,660
Oh, thanks.
182
00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,740
I'm Jason Seaver. Ah, Jonathan Keith. I
know.
183
00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:46,920
Oh, boy. My son's going to die, you
know. He's had us out here for the last
184
00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,720
just to try to get a glimpse of you.
185
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,220
His kidneys pick now to pull him away.
186
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,120
Yo, Jonathan, coffee will be here in
about ten minutes.
187
00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:57,360
All right, thanks, pal.
188
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,180
Well, it's been a pleasure. You got to
run. Oh, hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
189
00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,260
Hey,
190
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:10,600
Jonathan, pardon me. I know you got a
million things to do. It's concert day
191
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,920
everything, but he'll be down here in
about any second, I swear. So if you
192
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,990
just... If you'd wait just a teensy
-teensy minute, you'll say hello. All
193
00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:20,030
all right. I'll tell you what, man. If
he's back within ten minutes, just bring
194
00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:23,290
him by my dressing room. He'll be more
than happy to say hello. Oh, that would
195
00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:24,290
be so terrific.
196
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:27,750
Yeah, um, mine's the one marked janitor.
197
00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:29,210
Helps keep the bozos away.
198
00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:31,010
Didn't fool me.
199
00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:34,430
So, uh, I'll see you around. Hey, I'll
see you. All right.
200
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,650
All right.
201
00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:37,190
All right.
202
00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:39,790
Oh, nice guy.
203
00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:41,290
Hey, boy.
204
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,070
Tony, where you been, man?
205
00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:49,590
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it not
your job to protect me? Oh, I was
206
00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:50,590
a donut.
207
00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:56,650
You're out stuffing your fat face, man.
Some bozo hits on me to meet a stupid
208
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:57,870
kid. I'm sorry.
209
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,790
Oh, oh, you're sorry.
210
00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:01,270
Well, sorry's not good enough.
211
00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,030
Now, I will meet this guy's brat. Why?
212
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,510
Because I'm a nice guy.
213
00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:09,470
So go grab this paint -in -the -butt
photographer and let's get some PR
214
00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:10,470
out of this, please.
215
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,140
And make sure the future bozos stay out
of my bank!
216
00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:22,620
Hey, it's all right. I belong here. I'm
the original bozo.
217
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,800
Maggie. Where's Ben?
218
00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:38,080
Still in the bathroom. Oh, they say
women take forever.
219
00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:42,530
Hey, I just met Jonathan Keith, and I...
Oh, and he signed it.
220
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,710
Yeah, well, I was just standing here,
and I came over, we started talking, and
221
00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:49,550
before I knew it, he said Ben could meet
him in the dressing room. Are you
222
00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:53,670
kidding? Yeah, but look, I gotta tell
you... Ben, Ben, your father has
223
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:57,370
news. He's arranged it so you can go
back to Jonathan's dressing room and
224
00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:58,470
him. Whoa!
225
00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:02,290
Yeah, Ben, wait a minute. Just before
you do... Ben.
226
00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:05,390
Nice to see you.
227
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,470
Make me believe it.
228
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,710
Okay, so where was I?
229
00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:17,110
Oh, yeah. My name's, um, um... Ben
Thiever. Yeah.
230
00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:22,150
And, uh, Jonathan, this is my wife
Maggie. She's also met your dad. Very,
231
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,770
nice to meet you. My pleasure.
232
00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,610
And this is my road manager, Tony.
233
00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,490
He takes care of me sometimes.
234
00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:30,309
I've heard.
235
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,510
Uh, Jonathan, hey, how about one with
your arm around it?
236
00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:33,709
All right.
237
00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:34,710
Make me believe it.
238
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:40,620
I bet Ben is your biggest fan. He knows
everything about you.
239
00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:42,040
Oh, well, I hope not.
240
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:44,020
Well,
241
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,180
I know you're 24.
242
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,560
You're from Boston.
243
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,400
I know that your song, My Only One, was
written for your wife, Ellie.
244
00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,320
Well, she is my only one.
245
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,040
She did Home with the Baby.
246
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,440
Oh.
247
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,040
I know all the words. Don't be down.
248
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:01,960
Don't be down. Uh -huh, uh -huh. Don't
be down. Uh -huh, uh -huh.
249
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,740
you're interested in what he's saying.
250
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,000
So how'd you end up crashing backstage?
251
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,600
All right, make me believe it.
252
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,820
My mom called the Skyder TV station.
253
00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:17,740
See, I'm kind of a celebrity myself.
254
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,480
I'm a reporter for Channel 19.
255
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:22,940
Oh, yeah, very cool.
256
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,620
I think you know our editor, Steve
Jerkins?
257
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,460
Yeah, yeah.
258
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,660
You gotta press these.
259
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,520
I got what I need.
260
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,180
It's been nice meeting you. Is it true
you've got a dog named Grammy?
261
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,480
Yeah, I'm gonna have to let people know.
Is that your favorite guitar?
262
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,900
Okay, uh, Tony, would you make sure our
guests receive front row tickets for
263
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:45,639
tonight's show?
264
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,020
Front row?
265
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:48,540
Hey, I got connections.
266
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,800
Thanks, Jonathan.
267
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:52,280
Thank you. All right, bye -bye. You
folks enjoy the show.
268
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,300
Bye.
269
00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:57,940
Bye -bye.
270
00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:01,880
Jonathan, coffee's here.
271
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,940
Juan Valdez would approve.
272
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,180
He likes me. He really likes me. What a
great guy.
273
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,040
Hey, he sure seems like a great guy.
274
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:15,140
Man, I can't wait to show my album to
Vito and Stinky and the Vox Brothers.
275
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,760
Oh, no, I forgot my album. Be right
back.
276
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:23,600
Jason, after a while, didn't you get the
sense that Jonathan was... I don't
277
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,600
know. Full of bull?
278
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,000
So was his father.
279
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:31,340
Sorry, Jonathan, I forgot my... Dammit,
I'm busy.
280
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000
That's not Ellie.
281
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,970
Would you get the hell out of here,
you... snot -nosed brat.
282
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,310
Get out!
283
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:41,050
Out! Out! Out! Shut the... Get out!
284
00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:46,130
He called you a bozo? Mm -hmm. But he
doesn't even know you.
285
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,610
I mean... I know what you mean.
286
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,150
Oh, here he comes.
287
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,410
Pumpkin, are you ready to go?
288
00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:55,310
Mm -hmm. Yeah, got your album?
289
00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:57,270
Mm -hmm. Yeah, got to see Jonathan?
290
00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:58,850
I sure did. Okay.
291
00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:12,790
needs to be changed.
292
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,710
No, she doesn't. Then you do.
293
00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:19,430
All right, all right, she does. All
right, we'll decide who changes Chrissy
294
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:20,329
and square.
295
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,590
All right, we'll flip for it.
296
00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:23,030
Heads, you look.
297
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,070
Heads. Let's go, Chrissy.
298
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:29,210
Yeah, it's a good thing we're both
babysitting tonight, Carol. You know
299
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,250
they say, two heads are always better
than one.
300
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:33,490
Especially on coins.
301
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:37,130
Hey, guys.
302
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,129
Hi, Mike.
303
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,230
Hey, how was that sound check?
304
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,300
but it was exciting.
305
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,580
Yeah, very.
306
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,740
Where's the aspirin?
307
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,640
I'm going upstairs.
308
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:48,060
Yeah, you gonna go up and call your
friends? Tell them?
309
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,380
Yeah, that's a good idea.
310
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,599
Tell them what?
311
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,080
Ben got to meet Jonathan Keith.
312
00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:53,960
Hey, all right, Benny.
313
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,760
So, is everything you hoped you'd be?
314
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,200
More.
315
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,680
Why do I lose every single coin flip?
316
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:16,339
This belongs, right?
317
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:21,980
Come on, Ben. We're going to be late.
318
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,960
Carol will be back from the concert by
11, okay?
319
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,200
Okay.
320
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,060
Hey, is this the right house?
321
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,500
It is for us. Can I help you?
322
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,380
Yeah. I'm Boom Boom.
323
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,660
You're not here to pick up Carol, are
you?
324
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,040
Carol?
325
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,170
No. Oh, good.
326
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,390
I'm here to pick up tickets.
327
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,189
What tickets?
328
00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,050
For the Jonathan Keith concert, front
row.
329
00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:49,670
I know it's going to put me into hock,
but hey, who among us hasn't been there
330
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:50,670
before, right?
331
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:56,490
Hey, listen, um... Oh, boom boom. Boom
boom, yeah, look, I don't know anything
332
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:57,490
about this.
333
00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:02,090
Oh, well, I talked to a guy named Mike
on the phone. He said it's a done deal.
334
00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:06,190
He said just go to the back house and be
sure not to disturb his parents.
335
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:15,860
Yeah, look, Boom Boom, I don't want to
break the news to you, but these tickets
336
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:16,860
aren't for sale.
337
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,660
Oh, well, sorry to disturb you, then.
338
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,760
Are you Carol?
339
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,220
No.
340
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:25,820
No, she's not.
341
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,860
Ben? Yeah?
342
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:32,680
A guy named Boom Boom just left here,
and he said... Ben?
343
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,500
Dad, I don't feel too good.
344
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,800
Oh, what's the matter?
345
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,040
I've got a fever.
346
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:40,980
128.
347
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,620
So I should probably stay in tonight,
huh?
348
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,000
Yes, and you should be basted, too.
349
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,220
I knew it was bad.
350
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,160
What's going on, Ben?
351
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,180
I told you, I'm not a well man.
352
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,820
You held this up to the light bulb,
didn't you?
353
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,680
Okay, so maybe I don't have a
temperature, but I'm still sick.
354
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:02,959
Mm -hmm.
355
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,040
And what's this about Mike selling your
ticket?
356
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:08,340
Well, since I wasn't going to the
concert, I figured I could make some
357
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,340
money.
358
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:12,570
You used to have a poster of Jonathan
Keith up there, didn't you?
359
00:19:12,870 --> 00:19:13,870
I took it down.
360
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:14,950
Why?
361
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,490
It was making me sick.
362
00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:18,050
The ink or something.
363
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,950
Something happened today when you went
backstage to get your album, didn't it?
364
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:23,770
Hmm?
365
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:26,110
Hey.
366
00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:28,590
It's me, remember?
367
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,770
Dad, Jonathan is a real jerk.
368
00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:35,470
I saw him kissing this lady who wasn't
his wife, and he called me a snot -nosed
369
00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:36,470
little brat.
370
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,230
I'm sorry, Ben.
371
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,800
Hey, I had a feeling that maybe Jonathan
wasn't exactly what you thought when
372
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,900
you... He's just a big phony. I hate
him. I wish I hadn't seen him today.
373
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:50,640
I don't ever want to see him or his
stupid music again.
374
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,900
I'm going to get rid of his records
right now.
375
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,080
Hey, hey, hey.
376
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:56,899
Oh, no.
377
00:19:56,900 --> 00:20:00,640
What? What if all the guys whose records
that I like are jerks like Jonathan?
378
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,500
What if all the famous people are scum
bucket?
379
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,700
Hey, come on. Hey, come again. Wait a
second. Hey, Ben.
380
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,660
Now, just a second.
381
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,780
Now, I don't know every famous person,
but I'll tell you one thing. I imagine
382
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,020
they're just like everybody else.
383
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,380
I mean, some are going to be nice and
some aren't so nice. You can't hate
384
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,900
everybody just because of one person.
385
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,340
Alan, I thought Jonathan liked me.
386
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:23,960
I thought I liked him.
387
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:27,700
Well, but you didn't even know him, Ben.
Come on, all you know about him are
388
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:31,460
what you hear on his records and what he
says on TV, what you read about him.
389
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:32,700
So?
390
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,860
So, well, the image isn't always what
the person is really like.
391
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:39,930
Now, take your mom, for instance. People
watch her on TV. They think she's this
392
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:43,510
cool, rational, all -business -type
newswoman.
393
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,770
You and I know that's not the truth.
394
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:48,530
That's not the whole truth.
395
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:54,350
Man, how can Jonathan act like that? I
mean, doesn't he know what a slime he
396
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,510
Maybe not.
397
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,570
Maybe not. Maybe you know him better
than he knows himself.
398
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:00,790
That doesn't make me feel any better.
399
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:05,220
Hey, remember when you first heard that
Kermit wasn't a real frog?
400
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,440
Whoa.
401
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,180
Don't remind me.
402
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,300
Yeah, well, it took you months before
you could even watch Sesame Street
403
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,040
But you did.
404
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:16,920
I couldn't help it. It's a good show.
405
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,020
Okay, so just because you found out the
truth about Jonathan Keith doesn't mean
406
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,020
you can't enjoy his music.
407
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,600
Come on. What's that song that you like
so much?
408
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,020
Don't be that one.
409
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,880
Don't be that one.
410
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,410
A man sure does write a good song. Yeah.
411
00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:39,970
So, come on, why don't you and I just go
to that concert and see if we can have
412
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:40,970
some fun?
413
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,250
I don't know.
414
00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:45,730
All right, if you don't want to see
Jonathan Keith, Gary Puckett's in town
415
00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,730
I happen to know. He's a real nice guy.
416
00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:50,030
Dad, I don't like Gary Puckett's music.
417
00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:53,370
Oh, so you go to a rock concert for the
music?
418
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,840
Hey, Benny, Benny, I got some great
news. I got this guy who's coming over
419
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,280
willing to pay big bucks for those
tickets.
420
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,660
His name wouldn't be Boom Boom, would
it?
421
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,920
Yeah, you know.
422
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,520
We went to med school again.
423
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,220
Yeah, yeah, well, anyway, Benny, listen.
This guy is willing to... I don't want
424
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:13,959
to sell him.
425
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,320
We're going to the concert, right, Dad?
426
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,520
Right.
427
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:19,600
You are willing to give up 300 bucks a
ticket?
428
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:22,020
We don't care about the money, do we,
Dad?
429
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:23,920
No.
430
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:43,840
concert me too what'd you say pumpkin me
too you know kids after a while i got
431
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:48,320
used to the noise i did too who says
we're all fogies what
33205
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof