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This is Maggie Malone with this live
exclusive.
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The end of the three -week -old Long
Island garbage strike may be at hand.
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learned exclusively that the head of the
sanitation workers local, Happy
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Spreckles, is meeting in secret session
at the home of Long Island garbage czar,
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Red Cohen, at his Jamaica Bay townhouse.
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We do not know the nature of their
discussions or when they will emerge,
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I'll be standing by live to let you know
which way the wind is blowing. We now
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rejoin Channel 19's exclusive
presentation of Ishtar.
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Chefs never wear heels over a garbage
truck.
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Oh, good.
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Mr. Sidlovich, I wanted to talk to you.
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How long do you expect for me to be
stranded?
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I know a gown is not appropriate at
times.
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I frankly wasn't planning to cover a
garbage strike.
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He thinks I'm showing too much cleavage
for a work stoppage.
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No, Mr.
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Sidlovich, I bet if Dan Rather were
called just as he was about to accept
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Working Mother of the Year Award, you'd
be surprised about how he'd be dressed.
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You wouldn't?
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Mr. Tislevich, isn't there somebody else
who could relieve me here? See, I...
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There isn't?
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Well, look at it this way.
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Nobody's watching. They were running his
start tonight for crying out loud.
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No, I'm so sorry I lost my head.
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No, I just wanted to accept this award
tonight with all my heart and soul.
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But I know my job comes first, not to
mention my personal loyalty to you.
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No, Mr. Sidlovich, I'm not just saying
that.
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Right.
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Good night.
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Well... Looks like we're going to be
spending the night together.
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The gown was a thoughtful touch.
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The best is ready to begin.
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Hi, Jason.
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Yes, we have no bananas.
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We have no bananas.
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Honey, you're just about through with
the entertainment program.
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Mercifully.
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Look, are you going to be able to make
it?
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No. What?
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No, I can't make it. I'm going to be
here all night up to my cleavage and
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garbage.
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Honey, they're going to call your name
soon.
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Oh, honey, you're just going to have to
accept the award for me. Me?
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I'm not qualified to accept a Mother of
the Year award.
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Not this year, anyway.
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I wouldn't know what to say.
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Well, that's why I left a copy of my
speech in your pocket.
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I know why they have no bananas. They
ate them all.
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Honey,
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I better go or they're going to
reconsider your award.
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Bye, honey, thanks.
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All right, I'll tell you how your speech
turns out.
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Bye.
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So this is my working mother of the year
banquet.
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Working?
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Thank you.
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I had such a good speech.
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You want to hear it?
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Uh -huh.
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My fellow working women.
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A funny thing happened to me on the way
to the banquet tonight.
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I know I forgot something. And then I
remembered.
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My opening joke.
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My opening joke. I forgot my opening
joke, which is my opening joke. See,
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funny.
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You're right. It stinks. I mean, what do
you expect? The Gettysburg Address? I
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don't have time to write a speech. Do
you have any idea how insane the last 24
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hours of my life have been?
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Do you want to hear?
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Actually, today started yesterday when
my husband was out of town. See, he left
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the day before, but he's back today,
which, as I was telling you, actually
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started yesterday.
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But since my husband was out of town, I
was going to spend all night working on
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my acceptance speech, but it just didn't
turn out that way.
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What time is it? It's three o 'clock in
the morning.
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Well, Mom, I was just, uh... What the
heck are you doing?
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Bouncing my butt on the bumper and
making vroom -vroom noises. What does it
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like?
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You like this dad, don't you?
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This has nothing to do with your father.
I'm just trying to get Chrissy to
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sleep. Oh, is Chrissy in there?
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Yeah. Oh, hi.
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I usually drive her around the block,
but I'm low on gas.
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Mom, it is three o 'clock in the
morning. Mike, will you help out here?
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bottom's getting sore.
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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So,
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you drive Trish around like this a lot?
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Only when she gets really cranky. She
likes the motion.
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Actually, I kind of wish I had my camera
here with me.
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You think this is crazy.
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With you, we just strap the car seat
right to the old washing machine.
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Wait, wait, wait. You strapped me to a
washing machine?
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loved it.
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Especially the spin cycle.
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That old machine would start shaking. It
had that really distinctive rhythm that
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would put you out in a flash.
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Ka -choo, pa, ka -choo, pa, ka -choo,
pa, ka -choo.
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Honey, could you take over for me here
so I can go in and work on my speech?
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Mom, it's three o 'clock in the morning.
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Well, it's either that or tell me
exactly where you've been and what
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doing.
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Happy writing.
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Mike, slow down.
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A funny thing happened to me on the way
to the banquet tonight. I knew I forgot
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something. And then I remembered.
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My opening joke.
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That'll kill him.
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Hi, honey.
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Am I glad to see you.
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Being in a convention with 200
psychiatrists for three days straight is
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to drive anybody totally insane.
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Honey? I guess I fell asleep.
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Because the next thing I remembered, it
was morning.
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See you, kids.
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Mom, where are you going?
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I am going to work to finish my speech
before things get too hectic around
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But isn't this the day you're supposed
to talk to Ben's current events class?
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What?
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Mom, you didn't forget, did you?
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Nah. All right, class.
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Class. Can we all say good morning to
Channel 19 TV news reporter, Ms. Maggie
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Malone? Good morning, Channel 19 TV news
reporter, Ms. Maggie Malone.
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Well, okay, well, why don't we just...
Ms. Malone, who, as you know, is Ben's
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mom, is going to tell us all about TV
journalism.
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Please. Go ahead.
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Well, I really haven't, you know,
prepared a speech today, but... A
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funny thing happened to me on my way
here this morning. I knew I forgot
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something, and then I remembered.
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My opening joke.
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I guess this is a joke for an older
crowd.
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What joke?
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Well, I bet you all have a lot of
questions about TV news, so why don't I
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let you ask away?
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Yes. Isn't it true most TV reporters are
vapid newsreaders with no real
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journalism credentials?
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No, it's not.
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Wasn't that fun?
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Yes. Tell us about the time you took Ben
along with you when you did that story
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on the bad guys with the guns.
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Um, uh, what story was this?
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See, I told you Stephen was full of it.
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Oh, you mean the gun smuggling story.
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Uh, yeah.
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Oh, right. Well, sometimes it's good to
have Ben with me on a dangerous story.
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You know, somebody who knows how to
handle themselves in a tough situation.
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And as I recall, those men got caught
because they were tripped up by all the
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lies they told.
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Wasn't that right, Ben? Um, yeah, lies.
That was it.
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But I know that they had to face the
truth eventually, and I think they
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their lesson.
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Don't you, Bill? I sure did think that
they learned their lesson. Mm -hmm. Yes,
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ma 'am.
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Anybody else?
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Mom, what are you doing home?
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Oh, I got off early so I can finish my
speech.
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Oh, but you're never home at this hour.
Oh, I got lucky.
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Finally a moment of calm so I can make
some sense tonight.
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Where's your father?
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Oh, he's out getting a haircut for your
awards banquet.
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Uh -huh. Well, not that I'd be up to
anything with both my parents gone.
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Uh -huh. Well, I'll be upstairs writing.
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Hi.
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Oh, this is the right house, huh?
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Oh, Ron, let's go.
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Carol?
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Oh, Mom, this is not a date. He's just
taken...
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You're taking my daughter out to a bar?
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Mom, it's not a bar bar. It's a health
bar.
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They make great celery margaritas.
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Really? You must be Mrs. Seaver.
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I'm Ron Garner.
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Hello? Carol, explain.
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Well, I met Ron at the diet center.
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That's right. Twenty pounds.
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Well, see you, Mom. Carol, stop.
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You know, Mrs. Seaver, you look very
familiar.
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Maybe we went to school together.
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You're Maggie Malone from Channel 19.
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Wow. You know, you sure don't look old
enough to be Carol's mom.
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You do.
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Mom!
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Ron!
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How old are you?
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28.
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Well, well, well.
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And Carol, how old were you your last
birthday?
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About 17.
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Excuse us, Ron.
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Carol, ask Ron to leave right now.
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But, Mom, if I do that, he's going to
think you're not letting me go out with
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him. I am not letting you go out with
him. But, Ron, we will be just one
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moment. No, we won't, Ron. Ron, you will
have to leave.
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Really? I'm sorry, but you're too old to
date my daughter. Oh, I see.
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Mom! No, no, Carol, look, that's all
right.
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I'll see you.
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Well, I don't mean fear exactly. I mean,
it's just a... Bye.
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in front of Ron.
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Carol, Ron should never have been here
in the first place. You can't date men
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like that.
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Mom, I know what you're thinking.
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And just because the man has a little
bald spot.
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Carol, the man does not have a little
bald spot.
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The man is bald.
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Oh, you hold that against him? Mom, I'm
surprised at you. Carol, Ron is 28.
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You're 17. He's older.
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Well, somebody has to be older. He's a
very sweet guy and you like him. Quiet.
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I'm trying to have a conversation here.
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Mom, I cannot date him.
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poor George Burns gonna do, huh?
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Quiet. I meant you be quiet. Mr.
Sidlovich, are you gonna talk or what?
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Sir.
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So Sidlovich called me down here and
since six o 'clock I've been waiting for
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the garbage czar with you.
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But you know that.
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Ten o 'clock.
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I wonder how my terrible speech went.
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of the poor fat lady's just saying.
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Mike, that was very cruel.
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Carol, you're a biscuit away from making
it a quintet.
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You better get ready. They're about to
call Mom's name. Oh, my gosh.
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What? Well, it's your mother's speech.
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It's... Dad?
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Let the record show I didn't say that.
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And now, I'm very pleased to introduce
our new Working Mother of
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the Year, Maggie...
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Hello, fellow working mothers.
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Hey, buddy, who the heck are you?
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I'm Maggie's husband, Jason. She
couldn't be here tonight.
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Thank you.
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But she did ask me to share with you
some of her thoughts.
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So here goes. A funny thing happened to
her on the way to the banquet tonight.
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She knew she forgot something, and then
she remembered her opening joke.
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That man told us
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to laugh.
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So, I don't think I could possibly do
justice to my wife's wonderful speech,
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so I think I'll just share with you my
impression of my wife.
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I think it's best summed up in one
moment from last night. I had been away
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on a trip, and it was very late.
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, boy, am I glad to see you.
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Being at a convention with 200
psychiatrists for three days straight is
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to drive a person totally insane.
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I heard enough knock -knock jokes to
last a lifetime.
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I know you promised to wait up for me,
sweetheart, and I have to admit I didn't
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think you would. You know, it's kind of
late, but I sure appreciate that you
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did, and I love you.
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I wanted to talk to you.
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Are you sleeping?
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Sweetheart?
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Sweetheart?
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It's a baby.
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Oh, honey, as long as you're up, will
you check on Christy?
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Plenty of diapers in the closet.
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Yeah, of course I will, my dear.
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No problem. Nice talking to you.
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Jason, sweetheart, welcome home. I
missed you. Love, guess who?
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P .S. Hope it wasn't another marathon of
knock -knock jokes.
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P .P .S.
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Ramon, darling, if you're reading this,
please put it back. It's for my husband,
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Jason.
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It's midnight and in local headlines,
those secret garbage strike talks broke
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off late tonight when garbage czar Red
Cohen punched out labor leader Happy
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Spreckles, who says he's considering...
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I'm sure in a dress like that, you'll
have no problem finding a meal.
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Oh, no.
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No, see, I was supposed to accept the
Working Mother of the Year Award
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Oh, is this an international
competition?
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No, it's the Long Island Professional
Women's Association.
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Oh, then I had no shot. I live in the
Bronx.
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Does sound kind of silly, doesn't it?
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No, but I'm glad I didn't win the award.
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Just another thing to dust.
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Well, go ahead. I won't tell a soul.
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You wouldn't happen to want a pickle,
would you?
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Yeah, I can take my break a little
earlier.
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Hot pastrami would go great with this.
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You're out of luck.
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Say, you look familiar to me.
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I'm a reporter for the Channel 19 News.
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My Ishtar station?
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That's us.
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I'm Maggie.
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Kathleen.
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I'm a cleaning woman.
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I sense that.
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How's the cheesecake?
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It's a bit warmer than I like it.
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Same with the pickle.
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I'll bet you are the working mother of
the year.
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How could you tell?
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You didn't have time to pick up the
award.
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You know, Kathleen, I... I didn't really
care about getting the award.
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Exactly.
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And I know it doesn't mean much. It's
just that it's... Well, it's nice to be
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recognized every now and then.
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Yeah.
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I was the employee of the month in this
hotel in June.
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Really?
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1957.
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That's nice.
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Oh, you know what's nice?
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That day, all four of my kids and my
husband took me out to dinner.
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And they wouldn't let me lift a finger
in the apartment the entire weekend.
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Now that was nice.
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Oh, I should be getting home to my four
kids and my husband.
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It's been nice talking to you, Kathleen.
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Oh, same here.
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Oh, hold on.
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You forgot your award.
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What?
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Here.
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Thanks.
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Speech. Speech.
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Oh, never mind.
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Working Mother of the Year.
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Welcome home to my favorite Working
Mother of the Year.
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We all missed you tonight, but no one
more than me.
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Love, guess who?
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P .S.
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They loved your speech, even though I
know I didn't do it justice.
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P .P .S.
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Ramon, you are one lucky hombre.
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Sure glad I won this.
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A 28 -year -old man?
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Oh, you talked to Mom, I see. Carol,
what were you thinking?
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Well, possibly, Dad. Mom did not convey
the complete picture of what occurred
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yesterday. Was he 28? Yes. Was he bald?
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Technically.
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And was he taking you out of it? In a
way.
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That's complete picture enough for me.
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All right, Dad.
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I've learned my lesson. From now on, my
date age limit will be 27.
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Top. 19.
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24? 19. How about 19?
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That's a good compromise.
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As long as he also has a full head of
bushy, healthy hair.
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Fine.
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But, Carol, I love you.
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