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I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.
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Benny, just pretend the snow is your
food and that shovel's your fork, and
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you'll do fine.
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Let's see why we don't just let it melt.
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Melt? Ben, that could take days, weeks.
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Yeah, then how am I supposed to get my
car out to go to school?
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I don't see why we just don't let it
melt.
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I'm not lifting the shovel again until
you start moving some snow.
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Oh, I'll move some snow.
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Hey, Carol!
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Excuse me.
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Hey, Sit Nose, eat this.
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You eat this.
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Come on, Sit Nose.
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Hey, I'm looking for Mike Siva. I got a
special delivery package for you. Sign
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here, please.
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Oh, whoa, something for me? I can't
believe it. Yeah, you don't know anyone
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can write.
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Oh, wow, food. That's right.
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Not just some gift certificate, the real
thing. An eight -pound bag of
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pineapples that somebody had to carry
for two miles.
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Oh, wow, it's from Maui.
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Where we went on our vacation last
summer.
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La -di -da.
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Oh, wow, it's from Malia.
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Malia, was she the one with the coconut
broth?
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Mike, show me that smile again.
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Show me that smile again.
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Don't waste another.
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from Hawaii.
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I had to let you know I'm finally
getting off the island.
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Next weekend, I'll be in Los Angeles for
a tour guide convention.
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I'm so excited.
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I'm so excited.
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Me too.
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Too bad, though. My first trip to the
mainland is still 3 ,000 miles away from
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you. Well, that's life.
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Anyway, I wanted you to know that
someone far away remembers you very
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Love, Malia.
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It's been such a wonderful ten days.
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I'm really going to miss you.
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When are you coming back to Maui? I
don't know when you're coming to New
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Oh, you're never coming to New York, are
you?
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All right, all right, we'll forget New
York. But if you ever make it to the
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mainland, and I'm talking any place, you
just let me know and I'm there.
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Mike. No, no, I'm serious.
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You'll forget all about me in 20 years
or so. Ah, no way.
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Well, just to make sure.
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Here. Oh, wow. This is a good luck
charm.
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If you hold it tight and make a wish,
it'll come true.
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Really? Next time I see you, I want this
back.
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Shh, I'm wishing here.
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Oh, it didn't come true.
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Oh, yes, it did.
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Yeah, I'd like to check on your flights
to Los Angeles.
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Oh, hold yourself.
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Evening, Carol.
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Dad, um... Dad, I know I missed my
curfew, but we, uh... I am so sorry,
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Dad. I can't lie to you.
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Carol, you disgust me.
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Why? Look, you know, you're my sister.
You should be able to lie.
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You won't tell Mom and Dad when I came
in, will you? Of course I will.
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You will?
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No, that was a lie. See, it's easy.
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So you won't?
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Ah, no.
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Oh, thanks, Mike. You're so sweet.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm here. I'd like to
check on your flights to Los Angeles
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tomorrow.
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I'll need to come back on Sunday.
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And how much is that going to cost?
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No, seriously.
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Hello?
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Mike, you're flying to California to see
Malia, aren't you?
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No, I'm not.
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Now, I know that's a lie.
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You wanted to buy a ticket.
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Yeah, for you, one way.
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No, you want to see Malia.
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What a wonderful thing to do. I mean,
forgetting everything and flying
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all the way across the country, all for
the love of a lady. This is the kind of
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romantic thing that you only read about.
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A rich, powerful man.
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Maybe a duke.
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One day, he sees this simple peasant
girl.
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Not doing anything provocative, just
pumping water.
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Does Dad know you read this kind of
stuff?
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He can't forget about her. And from that
day on, he's willing to give up his
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power, his fortune, his stable of
mighty... Carol, Carol, forget your
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right? Michael Seaver, I am proud to be
your sister.
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Oh, come on, look, I don't mean that.
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What's wrong?
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Well, unlike your stupid Duke, I'm a
little short of funds.
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Well, how short?
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$279.
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Oh, how much is the ticket?
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$279.
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Mike, I have more than that in my
savings account.
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Congratulations.
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Mike, I can lend it to you. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
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You can?
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It's for romance.
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Well, I'll pay you back real soon.
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Don't ruin this moment with a lie.
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Okay, okay, it'll be weeks, maybe even
months before I pay you back. That's
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better. If I ever do it all. Don't push
it.
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Now, with this one weekend in
California, more coffee, mother?
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Okay.
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I'll be able to check out some of the
finest colleges in the country. Can I
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freshen that for you, Dad? No.
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You got it.
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You know, I mean, like USC, UCLA, the
Rose Bowl.
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The Rose Bowl is not a college, Mike.
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Oh, well, good thing we had this talk
before my trip.
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My guess is this has something to do
with all those pineapples Malia sent
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Okay, okay. I meant to mention that to
you guys, but I just got so busy taking
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out the trash, cleaning up my room.
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Heck, pouring a coffee.
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Traveling by yourself on a trip like
this is a very big step for somebody
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age. But, Dad, I mean, when you were 17,
didn't you bike ride through Europe, a
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whole separate country, I believe?
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Why do they always remember these things
at a time like this?
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But your father didn't go to Europe to
meet a girl.
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Oh, sure he did. That Mindy Boom Boom
knockman. He told me all about it.
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Nothing.
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I told you nothing.
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Mike, this trip isn't practical for many
reasons. For instance, the airfare to
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California is very expensive.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, but Carol's lending me
the money.
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Get out of town. Thanks, Dad. Wait,
wait, hold on.
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Carol's doing this of her own free will?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. I mean,
she understands that sometimes a duke
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to see his peasant girl pumping that
water.
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Well, Carol explains it a lot better
than I do.
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Honey, you really like this girl. Oh,
yes.
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Maggie. Jason, he really likes this
girl.
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Mike, we're sorry, but the answer is no.
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Okay, okay, I accept that, Dad.
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Work on him, Mom.
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Maggie, there's a part of me that wants
him to go, too.
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I mean, you've got to admire a guy who's
willing to go to any end, travel any
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distance, just to make a fool of himself
over a woman, as much as I just did
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now.
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Jason is 17, and he's got the money, and
he's got a chance to spend two days
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alone with a girl he really, really
likes.
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Not a snowball's chance, Mike!
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Oh, Mike, you'll get in trouble, big
trouble. Be logical. You can't do this.
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But you've got to do this?
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You're so romantic.
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Yeah, that's me.
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All right, now fork over the bucks.
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All right, sure, okay.
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Now, what's your plan?
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Well, I get on a plane in New York and I
get off in Los Angeles.
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You call that a plan?
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Well, where do you expect me to get off?
Denver?
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I'm just saying that you should work on
your cover.
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I mean, wait till it's real late and
then sneak out. Have me make up stories
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about you being at Boner's house for the
day.
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And I can always say you're in another
room if they ask.
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I can lie.
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I can lie.
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I can lie.
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Agent Fenton, reporting for duty. Ready
to do my part in Operation Coconut.
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Where's my suitcase?
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I hid it in this garbage bag.
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Oh, no.
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Just go.
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Do you know what the yellow bird is? I'm
sure it's nice. Now get out. It's the
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taxi. Whatever. Go.
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All right, Carol.
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Mom and Dad are upstairs, and they don't
suspect a thing. Everything's going to
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be just fine, so just calm down. Okay,
Mike. All right, Mike. Here are all the
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flight times, okay?
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You take New York into Denver, then a
five -hour layover, and then into L .A.
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five -hour layover? That's crazy.
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It's cheaper.
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But this is romance.
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This is my money.
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Sound perfect. Okay. All right. Agent
Pham reporting. The yellow bird has
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landed.
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Huh? The cab's here, boy.
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Okay. All right, Carol, can I go?
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I haven't moved yet, have I?
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Mike, the cab's waiting.
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Carol, look, maybe it's not such a good
idea that I go. I mean, Jason Bateman's
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hosting Friday night videos tonight.
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Papa Bear at 8 o 'clock.
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What?
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Dad's coming. Gee whiz.
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Hi, Carol.
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Come on, Ben. I thought I told you to
take this up.
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I did.
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Is Mike with you?
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Not anymore.
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No, no, he's in his room.
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Yeah, his car wouldn't be here if he
wasn't in his room. And it's here, all
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right. See?
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What was that?
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What was what?
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I'll see you inside.
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Operation Coconuts to Papa Bear before
the yellow bird flew the coop.
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Mike!
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I was in here first, dog breath.
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Mike, don't call your sister names.
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All right.
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Mom, he's been in there all morning and
he says he's going to stay in through
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breakfast.
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Mike, you...
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breakfast this morning, Mom.
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What are you doing in there?
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Whatever it is, it sure smells good.
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Mike,
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are you all right?
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Oh, well, we'll see you downstairs in a
few minutes, okay?
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Uh -huh.
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in a few minutes? I don't know.
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Sure smells good.
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Another eight inches out there.
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Gonna be a lot of shoveling today.
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Where's Mike?
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Carol said he changed his mind and
doesn't feel like breakfast.
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You still upset about not being able to
go to Los Angeles?
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Yeah, I'm really enjoying my five hours
here in Denver.
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Why am I whispering?
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Mike, telephone!
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I'll take it upstairs.
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Carol, who's on the phone?
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Mike.
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Um, um, and Boner.
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He's going over to Boner's house. Wait a
minute.
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Mike. Uh, Dad.
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You're not going anywhere, mister.
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I'm not?
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Who's Dad talking to?
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Mike, bye.
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Don't worry, he's not taking off until
he does his share of the shoveling.
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Dad, that's going to be a little tough.
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Mike, I want to see you outside in five
minutes. No excuses.
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Say goodbye, boner.
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Uh, goodbye, Dr. Siva.
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I'm Mike, remember?
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Keep your face covered.
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Whoops. And just try and shovel like a
normal person, okay?
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I'll do what I can.
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Jason, Mike's been out there shoveling
like a man possessed.
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Yeah, after all that nonsense on the
phone about trying to get out of it.
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You know, it's funny.
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Just when you think you know your kids,
they surprise you.
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Hot chocolate.
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All right.
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Mike?
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Oh, come on. You especially deserve a
break.
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Malia? Malia, it's me.
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Mike? Mike!
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Hey, you look so different.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, what do you think?
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Seriously, now, what are you doing here?
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What am I doing here? I'm here to see
you.
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Come on, you came all the way from New
York just to see me?
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Yeah, well, I just happened to be in the
neighborhood.
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Mike, you should have told me you were
coming.
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Yeah, well, I did. Remember our last
night in Hawaii?
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But I got this convention business all
weekend.
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Uh -huh.
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Mike, you got to understand.
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It's not like I can just... Just forget
your whole convention and everything?
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Exactly.
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Well, there's going to be this closing
banquet tomorrow night. I could get an
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extra ticket.
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Would you want to go?
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Tomorrow night?
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I mean, I feel so terrible. You flew all
the way out here just to see me and a
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book. Oh, no, I didn't.
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You didn't? Oh, no, heck no.
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I was out here just checking out the
colleges. Yeah, you know, ULA, UCSC, the
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Rosebud. The Rosebud.
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Oh, yeah, it was a great interview.
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Well, anyway,
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I got to get back on my plane. It leaves
in about ten minutes.
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Oh, five minutes.
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Oh, real soon.
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I see.
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Well, I just wanted to make sure that
I...
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I got a chance to come out here and see
you and say hello.
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And I did.
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Hello.
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There, I said it again.
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Mike, I... No, no, no, I gotta go.
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My plane's gonna leave here.
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Ben, would you call Mike to dinner?
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Uh, Mike Seaver?
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Yeah, that's the one.
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Why do I look like I know where he is?
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Ben, is something going on?
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Uh, Carol might know.
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Know what?
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Where the heck Mike is?
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Well, um, he told me that he was going
over to Boner's house for dinner.
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Jake, did you ask Mike to shovel the
backyard?
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The backyard? You mean the lawn?
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He hit the edge of the driveway and he
kept right on going. We could play
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croquet out there.
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He's been shoveling all day. I'm worried
about him.
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Well, well, well.
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What do you know?
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Looks like Mike found a new hobby, huh,
Ben?
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I don't know nothing and I'm not saying
a word.
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Hit me again and I'll bite you.
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Is it clear?
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Boomer, what are you doing here? They'll
find out.
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I'm just returning Mikey's clothes.
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Mike?
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Is Mike in here?
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Mike Seaver?
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No, he isn't, and that's the truth.
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That's fine.
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Good idea.
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Mike? Oh, hi, Mom.
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Mike? Mike, there you are.
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Yeah, there he is, just like I've been
saying all day. Why think he... Ben,
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Ben, there's no reason to go over all
that. I mean, everybody's hungry. I'm
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hungry. Mike, are you hungry, or did you
eat on the plane?
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I'm still here, Dad.
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Grounded. I'm not going anyplace.
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Just wanted to check if it was live or
Memorex.
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She don't feel very live, Dad. This has
been the worst day of my entire life. I
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mean, I've been rejected by a girl. I
got my car taken away for a month, plus
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owe Carol $279, plus interest.
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No, she never even mentioned the
interest, Dad.
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I wish I'd never even gone on this
stupid trip.
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Remember what I told you about my trip
to Europe to meet Mindy, what's her
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Nachman. Nachman, yeah.
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Well, you know, after spending $407 on
airfare, $63 on a 10 -speed, $84 on
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assorted sundries, you know what she
told me?
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What? She said, I just hope that we'll
always be good friends.
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Yeah.
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00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,120
Evidently, she didn't think my sundries
were that well assorted.
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Why, Dad? Why do we do it?
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You want my professional opinion?
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Yeah. Men are nuts.
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Or maybe it really is true that it's
better to have loved and lost than never
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have loved at all.
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Hawa! You ought to write that down.
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It's already been written down, Mike.
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Every guy I know at some point or
another ends up making a chump of
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a woman. Maybe you just got through it
early.
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Night, Mike.
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Hey, Dad.
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Was your trip to Team Indian Europe
worth it?
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Not at today's prices.
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But, uh... Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh,
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what a night.
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I've grounded more kids tonight than the
FAA's grounded planes.
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but it looks like everyone involved in
this mess has been caught and dealt
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and that is just fine with me, because I
have had enough surprises.
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