All language subtitles for growing_pains_s03e02_aloha_2

Last time on Growing Pain... It's time
for another deeper family meeting and

none of you's going anywhere!

Dad wanted a family vacation.

Takes your breath away, doesn't it?

So what's it gonna be, folks? Florida
or... Mally! He thought we were all

excited about the idea.

Mally would be okay!

But there was trouble ahead.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, a shark!

Mom had to work on a story.

That explains why you've been too tired
to socialize.

Yeah, I love history, too. Carol found
there was another fish in the sea, while

Mike enjoyed the local culture.

Looks like someone's joined my tour
without paying.

Hey, I just bought me.

Aloha, Mike. Did you remember to bring
your son?

Hey, I haven't been able to think about
anything else.

So tonight, let's see what happens to
our vacation in Maui.

Someplace neat. Come on.

Come on.

Uh, you know, there's dead people here.

Sure. My great -grandfather, his father,
and my great -aunt Loki.

Yeah, well, you know, I'm sure they're
very nice people.

Uh, quiet, well -behaved.

Just follow me.

Look, where are we going?

To heaven.

Exactly how do you mean that?

Show me that smile again. Oh, show me
that smile.

Don't waste another minute on your
crying.

We're nowhere near the end. We're
nowhere near the best it's ready to

As long as we got each other.

Everybody owns this.

Oh, yeah, you know, that's kind of like
a state park. See, we got this back in

Long Island.

There's so many people and all the
graffiti all over the place.

This is a great beach.

You know, I mean, you got hand and
shells to work.

Why are you so nervous?

I'm not nervous.

I'm not nervous.

Oh, boy.

Is it because you haven't spent much
time alone with them?

Um, what are you kidding?

I mean, yeah, I guess you could say that
I haven't spent nearly enough time on

it.

It's okay.

I like that.

Usually boys from the mainland talk to
me like they know everything and I know

nothing. Just because I've spent my
whole life on it.

Oh, well, trust me. I know less than any
guy you ever met.

I sense that about you.

You know, I sense something about you,
too.

From the moment you said aloha.

You can say it again.

Aloha.

Aloha. Aloha.

I'm going swimming. You did say you
brought your trunks, didn't you?

Oh, uh, right.

What's this? This is a hollowed -out
pineapple with booze in it. Why, did you

get what, the thermonuclear device?

I didn't order that. Yeah, the lady in
the far corner said it.

I'm married.

A blonde Twinkie over there.

All right.

Hi,

good looking.

I'm Roxy.

I'm Raul.

I'm Ted.

Can I buy one of those?

Oh, any time.

Right.

So, you live here?

Of course not. This is a hotel getting
game.

No, actually, I'm here visiting with my
family.

Are you really?

Me too.

But I'm afraid that I behaved a little
selfishly and stupidly towards my

husband.

And all he wanted was just to have a
family all together.

Sounds like a hell of a guy.

Well,

it's no exaggeration to say that he's
married to a pretty terrific lady.

Why, thank you.

You are more than welcome.

Boy, I wish that my husband weren't easy
to talk to if you are old.

If we were here right now, what would
you say to us?

I'd say, Jay.

I just wired the last part of my story.

And from this moment on, I'm here for
some family.

Well, they have a great thing in this
hotel, you know, called Room Server.

Send it right to your room.

They can eat it in your underwear.

This is a typical old -fashioned native
home.

Oh, uh, nice.

Do you like it? Yeah.

Uh, do you know these people?

I live here.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, this is nice.

So what time does your family expect you
back?

Ma, hey, what family?

Malia?

Aikopuna? It's my grandmother.

Oh, you live with your grandmother?

What?

And my grandfather, and my mother, and
my father, and my uncle. Oh, gosh, you

live with all these people?

Uh -huh.

Oh, well, I bet you can't wait to move
out of here.

Why would I want to do that?

Well, because, you know, you never have
any privacy. Your life probably isn't

your own.

Yeah, but it wouldn't be any fun without
my family.

Tell me you had a little sister.

No, this is my daughter.

Luna, this is Mike. He came all the way
from the mainland to visit us.

Mike, this is Luna.

How's it going?

Oh,

wait, we've got to check on the kids.

Ben's asleep. Am I still out?

Oh, we should wake her.

It's for you.

If Bobby calls, tell him I'm out.

Tell him I'll be out tomorrow, too. Tell
him I've got plans.

Big plans.

Hello?

Susan, hi.

No, no, no, no, no. I can hear you just
fine.

Uh -huh.

Well, okay, okay, when do they need it
by?

Uh -huh.

Day after tomorrow?

Well, Susan, that means I'd have to come
back right now.

Well, I know it's important.

I mean, I know it's important, but...
Okay, okay, hold on.

Honey?

Aloha.

Yeah, right.

Early night tonight, Mike.

Yeah, it sure was.

What happened?

Ah, forget it, Dad. You wouldn't
understand.

Well, try me. What's it about?

Women.

Yeah, you're right. I probably wouldn't
understand.

See, Dad, I went out with this girl,
okay, and she was beautiful. She was

gorgeous. She was perfect, Dad. And the
only thing is that she turned out to be

not a girl.

What? Yes, he was a woman.

Well, how old was this woman? 17.

Oh, she's a girl. Oh, Dad, she has a
girl.

She has a girl. Yeah, this girl, woman,
Malia, she has a kid.

Well, this girl, woman with a kid, Mike,
does she also happen to have a husband,

too? Not anymore.

Well, they're fine not anymore.

Well, see, she got married really young,
and this dude turned out to be one of

these guys who just wanted to party and
mess around all the time. You know, one

of those guys who only thinks about
himself. You know the type.

Kind of, yeah.

Yeah, well, seeing Malia standing there
with her little girl, it was weird.

Why? Well, Dan, in all the dating that
I've done, let's face it, it's

considerable.

Usually the only kid involved is me.

Well, what you're realizing, Mike, is
that every girl you date is a person.

She's always going to be somebody's
daughter or sister.

Or mother.

weren't busy this morning.

Oh, gee, was it this morning you said
was your day off when the hotel lets you

forget with the pool?

Uh, the pool with the gas.

Well, okay then.

Ben, can you point that thing somewhere
else, please?

This is where the mushy stuff starts
anyway.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

This is where the mushy stuff starts.

And I'm really sorry I'm so needed with
the paper.

It's not your fault you're so
successful.

So what are you going to be missing
anyway? A couple of days relaxing in the

sun? Big luau that I made reservations
for?

Me?

I'm kidding.

I'm fine.

I know that someday we're going to have
a family vacation together.

I'm sure we will.

Well, I don't know, Ben, last time on a
horseback ride. Hey, Dad, look, it's

Bobby! Hey, Dr.

Stever! Hey, Ben, what are you doing
here?

Give me Surprise Carol.

Dad, quick, you've got to buy me some
more videotape.

Arigatou gozaimashita. Bye -bye.

Bye -bye.

Sayonara. Arigatou gozaimashita.

Arigatou gozaimashita.

Are you trying to join my tour without
paying again?

I don't know what I'm trying to do.

I sense that about you.

Well, that's fundamentally true.

But it's generally conceded that the
Roman Empire fell when the Atalgencia

shifted its priorities from concern for
the welfare of the empire to totally

selfish and hedonistic pleasures.

Tell me about it.

What are you doing here?

Now!

No, Carol!

Mommy!

Is that it?

Is that the best you guys can do?

So this is what's been going on behind
my back, huh?

It is not. I spent seven days waiting
for that phone to ring, which it never

once did. That's because I was working
overtime to save enough money to come

here and surprise you.

Hi, I'm Hadley Barnes.

Oh, hi. I'm really stink.

Bobby! Hey, you guys!

Say cheese!

Hello, yeah, this is Dr. Fever. I had a
reservation for five for your luau

tonight, and I have to cancel that.

Yeah, I'm sorry, too.

Well, who knows where the kids are, and
my wife had to go back home to her job,

so...

Reporter.

Yeah, so anyway, just cancel it, okay?

Thank you.

Dad, Dad!

The horseback riding was fantastic!

You should have come!

I got this really neat horse that looked
like the Black Giant, only its butt was

white!

Well, yeah... So what time's the luau? I
mean, what do they do there? Do they

have a lot of food? Tell me, tell me!

You're quite a guy, Ben.

Why, what'd I do?

Well, you are the eternal...

You mean I need glasses?

No, I mean you and I are going to go to
that luau tonight and we're going to

have a great time so you go get changed,
okay?

Yes, Dr. Seaver? I just canceled that
reservation for five for the luau and

like to reinstate it for two, please.

No, no, no, no. She didn't come back.

What they do is they take a pig and they
stuff an apple in his mouth and they

put him in the ground and they roast
him.

Well, he's still alive?

No, no, see... Hey, Dad, there's Bobby.

Yo, Bobby.

Hey, why don't you come and join us for
the luau?

Oh, you don't have to be nice to me.
Just, just care I'll cut my heart out

stomp that.

Nothing personal, Bobby. All the women
in our family treat men that way.

Uh, fever party?

Yes, uh, party at two, I remember.

Well, there'll be three now.

Yeah, my sister's sulking, my brother
disappeared again, and my mom flew home.

I heard she's reported.

close to the pool across.

That'll be perfect, thank you.

What's he doing in my seat?

Carol, we didn't know you were coming.

Well, I'm certainly not going to let him
ruin my vacation.

Well, uh, do you have a table for four?
I can go.

It's up to you.

Four? Do you, uh... I was waiting for
the younger gentleman to respond.

He's staying.

Sway.

So? So?

Where's your boyfriend?

Henley is not my boyfriend. We were
merely discussing the fall of Rome.

Carol, the man was greets in your back.

Don't make it something gross.

Oh, me?

Hey, look, I may be slow compared to
you, but I know what I saw. I saw a guy

coming on to you. You're so beautiful
and smart. Maybe you're used to that,

I'm not.

Beautiful? I was always afraid of losing
you.

I never thought I was...

So soon.

You're afraid of losing me?

Why wouldn't I?

I don't know. I mean, I always thought
that I would.

You're absolutely right, Bobby, honey.

Enjoy the luau.

Hey, everybody. This is Luna. It's
Malia's little girl.

Hi. Yeah,

your mom has to work, and she's going to
meet us a little bit later.

Hey, come on, don't play with the
silverware.

Yeah.

Yeah, you gotta keep your eye on it all
the time.

Hey, Luna, no.

Waiter.

Excuse me, I hate to say it, but I think
we're gonna need a... Look, why don't

you just take that table over there? It
seats up to 12.

Oh, yeah, thank you.

Hey, come on, Luna.

Don't play with the sand.

that you weren't ready for women with
kids. Yeah, well, you know, I was

about what you said about there being
more to girls than just the way they

You thought that?

Yeah. You know, I figured that, you
know, everyone eventually ends up with

with kids. Can't be that bad, can it?

Well, Mike, you know, being part of a
family isn't always easy, but it's

Luna, no!

Interesting.

Bye, handsome.

Married. What?

Mom!

Before you say a word, when I changed
planes in Oahu, I called Susan at the

paper, and I told her that my family was
just as important as my career.

You're here!

Jason, have you been listening to me?

You told Susan that?

Honey, are you one question off? Of
course I'm listening.

So the story can wait?

No, she didn't say that.

Who? Susan. What?

She didn't say the story could wait. She
said if I didn't realize how much the

paper was counting on me, then there was
no reason for me to hurry back.

You're here!

Yes! I quit! You quit? Your job?

No, honey, no.

You've got to call her back.

Okay. Okay what?

No, I'm kidding.

Kidding about quitting or kidding about
calling? No, I did quit my job and I'm

not calling anyone.

You're unemployed.

I don't think that's good.

Bill, maybe you should... Oh, Jason,
shut up.

Finding another job is easier than
finding another family.

Swept away.

No one in the world but you and I.

Gotta find a way to make you feel the
way that I do.

I am swept away.

Get out of warning.

But next morning begins the day.

I was swept away.

I was swept away.

I hope I wake up soon.

Something about me changed forever.

Can't you see I'm swift away?

No one in the world but you and I. Gotta
find a way to make me

feel the way that I do.

I am swift.

I've got to find

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