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Hello, Ben Seaver's residence.
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Carol, it's your stupid boyfriend.
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Shut up, Ben. Just shut up.
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Hang up the phone, Ben.
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Ben, is your mom home yet?
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Nope. I thought I heard her car.
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That's Mike. He washed his car and he's
driving it back and forth in the
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driveway to air dry it.
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Well, she better hurry up, or we're
going to miss the start of that movie.
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I don't get why you guys want to spend
Friday night at a movie when you could
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stay home with me on the best TV night
of the week.
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Well, it's like this, Ben. Every once in
a while, your mom and I like to go out
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alone together just to celebrate the
fact that we have three great kids.
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Sure, Dad.
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Besides, Tuesday night is the best TV
night.
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And, oh, Ben, this is a new sitter
tonight, so please be kind to her, okay?
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I don't need a sitter.
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We've been over that.
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I just mean the guy taking out Carol
Campbell, so she can watch me.
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Well, I hope I can catch the sitter.
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I'm on the phone, Peabree!
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, Ben.
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TGIF! Oh, you said it. I just want to
put my feet up and relax.
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Mom, you forgot the movie.
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What movie?
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The one Dad's been looking forward to
all week.
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Well, it's okay, Ben. We'll have just as
much fun staying home with you tonight.
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And Carol.
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What happened to her date with Bobby
Wynette?
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He's grounded.
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I didn't do anything.
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It's Carol's boyfriend. He got his third
speeding ticket in six months.
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All right, Bobby.
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Um, you know, somebody should speak to
the boy.
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Talk about bad news.
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Bobby's grounded. The date's canceled.
You're bummed. We heard.
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Excuse me. I have to go shower.
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Big plans tonight?
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No, just me and Eddie and Boner are
going to go hang out.
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You're going to shower for Eddie and
Boner?
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I don't know. Come on, Dad. I'm
showering because I might get lucky.
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Define get lucky.
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Um... Well, you know, I might run into
one of my teachers.
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And I sure want to be clean for that.
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That buck says he's going trolling for
chicks.
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beans and weenies.
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And Carol, you get the macho meat beef.
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And Jason, here's your, it sure tastes
like chicken chicken.
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Hello.
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Yeah.
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Mike! It's Eddie!
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Take a message. I'm saving.
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those two chin hairs can get kind of
unruly, you know?
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I'll tell him, Eddie.
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It says what's keeping you. There's a
thousand vices out there with your name
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them.
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Yes, I'll have a talk with him.
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Thank you.
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Ah, Dad, there's no need for you to have
to have a talk with me. After the fine
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job you and Dad have done teaching me
the proper values, I don't think there's
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going to be anything to worry about.
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I mean, what can you do? Lock me in my
room?
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Hmm.
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I'll get it.
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Okay, so I'll see you guys at 1. And,
you know, there's no need at all for you
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guys to wait up for me.
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So whose turn is it to wait up? Yours or
mine?
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So, like, hi.
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Jason, you forgot to cancel the baby. I
thought you did.
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Trudy, I'm sorry. We changed our plans.
I'll run you home.
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Oh, wow. I'm not allowed.
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Excuse me?
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My mom and dad are out for the evening,
and I'm not allowed to be home alone.
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Put him in here. Let me get this
straight. My sitter needs a sitter.
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So what do you guys want to do?
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Uh, we could try to bully your brains
out. 99 cents special.
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Again? What do you think of something?
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The youth center's having a teenage mix
and fish fry.
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And you're having a breakdown.
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Yeah, I got it, I got it. Look, we can
go park outside a drive -in and lip
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a movie.
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It's good.
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It's real good.
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Come on, man. It's Swedish.
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Roland Taylor.
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Roland, man. How you doing?
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I'm good.
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Siever. Yeah.
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Eddie Boner. How's it going?
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Hey, how's college? Forget college.
How's the co -ed dorm?
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So, uh, what are you up to?
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I'm just picking up some pizzas for a
little get -together.
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You? Oh, big stuff, big stuff. Yeah, we
got some dates with them. We're just
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women tonight.
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So the night's working out for all of
us.
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It's good to see you guys.
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Yeah, you too.
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What's he got going? Eight large pizzas.
That's $74 .55.
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They keep the change.
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Hey, Roland.
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So about this little get -together
tonight.
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It's just your standard. Young girls,
heated pool, no parents, let's get crazy
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event. Yo, Rolando.
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Let me give you a hand here.
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Go on, help the man out.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you guys really so pathetic that
you're practically begging to come to
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party?
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Yeah.
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And the drinks are over there, and the
women, what the heck, are everywhere.
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Hey, Roland, uh, Roland, so who's out in
this anyway?
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Beats me.
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Will you look at this place? Yeah, I'm
looking, man.
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Holy mackerel, Eddie. What? Over there
by the piano. Is that Lana from Dewey?
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Wait, Lana who?
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Lana, my daddy gave me a Porsche for my
birthday, Faraday.
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Oh, wow, that could be. I've never been
in the same room with Todd.
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Oh, look, man. And there's Henry and
Peter. Look, there's John Simpson.
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Can you actually believe we're at the
same party with these guys?
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You're right. Come on, we should go.
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No, no.
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Come on, there's no reason why we cannot
run with this hot ground, right? Yeah.
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Just stay cool. Be loose.
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Wow, we should go take a look at this
mama.
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We've been cool, bro. We're cool. Come
on. This is a real classy bunch.
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Excuse me.
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Gentlemen, start your engines.
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I gotta go to the John first.
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Hey, hey.
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Wait your turn, bozo.
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Oh, sorry.
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Did you guys notice
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something? Rich people go to the
bathroom in groups.
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Don't embarrass us in front of these
people, Bon.
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Oh, excuse me. That chick wants me.
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In real, huh?
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She wants me.
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Yeah, well, you guys discuss it, all
right?
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Uh, hi.
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Hi.
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Um, I'm sorry, but I just had to tell
you that you look just like a movie
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Really? Which one?
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Which one? Well, you know, that real
sexy movie star.
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Rob Lowe?
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Right.
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No, no.
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He's cute.
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Yeah, well.
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It's a look.
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So, uh, would you like to go to the John
with me?
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No, no, no. No, it's okay. You go.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You probably think that
I'm after your spash.
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Huh?
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It's my treat.
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Uh, you are cool, aren't you?
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Um, cool.
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Yeah.
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Our turn.
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Uh, listen, I gotta go to the bathroom.
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Right. No, I don't mean the bathroom. I
mean the bathroom.
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Rhonda, your parents are on the phone a
long distance.
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Okay, um, don't go away.
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Mike Seaver.
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Right. Ah, yeah, Lana.
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Lana, you have no idea how nice it is to
see you.
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Oh, nice to see you too.
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Look, Lana, don't freak.
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There is cocaine at this party.
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Well, I should hope so.
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You're funny.
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Don't freak.
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That's great. That's great.
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Do you have any idea what kind of a
party this is?
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Oh, yeah. It's a great one. No, it's
not, man. It's not.
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Listen, there's cocaine at this party
right there in that bathroom.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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So rich people don't necessarily go to
the bathroom together after all.
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Come on, guys. Now, we're not really
interested in cocaine, are we? Wow. None
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me. Y 'all, let's just get the hell out
of here. But I am interested in Lana.
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Oh, yeah.
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She does cocaine, too, man.
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I thought she was cool.
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Well, Mike, you know, a lot of cool
people use cocaine.
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Come on, A, you got stuff for killing
people.
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It's not gonna hurt us if we use it just
this one time with Lana and her female
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friends. Yeah.
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Look, guys, I'm sure that everybody
who's been screwed up by that drug, they
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felt the same way the first time.
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Yeah.
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And you're saying we're that wishy
-washy?
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Yeah!
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Would you look at the man?
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I rest my case. Come on, let's split.
Mike, everyone's going to think we're
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weenies if we go.
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No, you won't, man.
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Look, none of these people even know us.
I mean, we can just slip out of here,
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and who will know?
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Hey, Seaver.
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I found six more Dewey Hooters here
tonight.
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Hi, Mike. Hey, Seaver.
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Hi.
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Oh, good.
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Fresh from the oven mock apple pie.
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Can I mock apple?
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Sure.
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What did I miss?
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The Colombian cartel has these news
running a half ton of uncut snow in the
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Miami pipeline.
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We're talking the street value of 16
million big ones here.
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Sounds low to me.
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Well, I've got a great idea. Why don't
we watch a Disney movie on tape?
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Yeah.
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How about Cinderella with all those cute
little mice?
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When we had mice last year, you didn't
think they were so cute?
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I think exactly what I'm eating.
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It tastes like soggy crackers.
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That's my dad.
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Well, Trudy, it's been nice having you
as our guest.
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Guest?
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Does that mean you're going to try to
get out of paying me?
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Jason? Oh, Jason, yeah, right, sure.
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Here, Trudy.
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Go. Thanks. Anytime you want me to
babysit you guys, just let me know.
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Now, this was my favorite movie when I
was a little girl.
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I was 10, if I knew half of what Ben
knows now, I'd have been dangerous.
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Honey, Ben is dangerous.
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Hi, Mike.
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Hi.
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We're dead.
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We're dead.
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Everyone's going to think we're weenies.
Not necessarily. I got an idea.
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We don't have to say we don't want to
try cocaine.
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All we have to say is we have to be home
before 10.
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What's so funny?
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I was just thinking how upset my mom and
dad would be if they knew I was having
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this party.
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Oh, Beth?
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Well, see, it's their Coke.
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Now, where were we?
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Um, uh, look.
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I just wanted to say that I'm Eddie, and
that's Boner up there. Hi.
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Well, let's make this a group shoot.
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Lana? Eddie.
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Steve, Steve, you can be cool, you can
be a wimp here, huh?
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It'll look better once we visit the
bathroom.
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I don't mind if I do.
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Oh, hot tubbing with Lana Faraday. I
can't stand it.
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Lucky I'm wearing my trunk.
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I ran out of clean underwear.
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Shall we?
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Don't pull all this from us, Mike, huh?
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Is that...
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Look, I'm just not in the mood, okay?
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Yeah, he's just, uh, he's trying to get
all the heavy drugs out of his system.
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Eddie, please.
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Look, if you guys are going to have a
discussion, could we use the john?
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Wait a minute, okay?
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Now, what's going on here?
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Um... Look, I've never done coke before.
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Oh, God.
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For a second there, I thought you guys
were narcs.
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Especially the strange -looking ones.
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Thank you.
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Look, if it's your first time, we'll be
gentle with you. Oh, first time?
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First time.
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Hey, I don't want to do coke, okay?
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Come on, what's wrong with that?
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Um, I'm going to go check on the hot
tub.
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I'll come with you.
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Excuse us, boys.
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Guys, I feel like a jerk. Let's get out
of here.
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You guys coming or what?
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Oh, Mike, she's checking on the hot tub.
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Eddie, can we go?
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Let's put it to a vote, huh?
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Look, we came together. We should leave
together.
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I thought you guys were my friends.
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All right, you guys can stay or you can
go, but I'm leaving.
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I think I want to stay, Mike.
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Bonner?
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Mike, friends don't make friends do
something they don't want to.
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Exactly.
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You know, I never thought she would wimp
out like that.
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What?
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Confused, man.
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We've been running with Mikey since the
first grade. We know he's not a wimp.
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He's cool.
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So, are you in or are you out, boy?
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Well, 2 .15 a .m., that's nice, Mike.
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Dad.
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Mike?
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It is Mike, isn't it?
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No, it couldn't be. My Mike was supposed
to be home at 1 a .m.
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Uh, Dad, I know I missed my curfew.
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Oh, well, you admit you have one. That's
progress.
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He did it. Isn't tonight the time when
we turn the clocks back to the time
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change?
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No, Mike, that's in October, which is
when you're going to be grounded until
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unless you give me a good explanation
where you've been.
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Okay. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Let
me get comfortable here. You know how I
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love these stories.
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So where will it be tonight, Mike?
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You were, oh, you saved some lives, I
bet. Huh?
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Wait, wait.
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I bet you ran into those darn gypsies
again.
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Are you okay?
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Dad, can I talk to you as a friend and
not as a guy who could make my life
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miserable?
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What's wrong, Mike?
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Dad, I gotta know that what I tell you
won't be used against me.
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Okay, what is it?
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So I have your word that whatever I say,
you're not gonna like it. Mike, just
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say it, okay?
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Okay.
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Me? And Eddie and Boner.
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We ended up at a party where everybody
was doing cocaine.
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Cocaine? Wait, remember, you're not my
dad. You're a friend.
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Cocaine?
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Really?
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Yeah, and if you didn't do it, you were
a wimp.
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Cocaine?
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Dad, I've never felt so much pressure in
my life.
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And? Even from Boner and Eddie.
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And? Dad, it was like I didn't even have
a choice. And?
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I didn't do it.
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You didn't do it, as in you did not?
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I didn't do the stupid drug.
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Well, that's great, Mike. That's
wonderful.
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I always figured you'd make the right
choice if you had to face that, but I'm
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relieved, Mike. Dad, Dad, that's not it.
333
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What?
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Dad, I've been thinking about this since
the party. I have been driving and
335
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driving. Mike, Mike, you did the right
thing.
336
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Yeah, that's what kills me.
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I don't understand.
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Dad, I know I did the right thing.
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It's just that I feel like everybody's
going to laugh at me. You know, and some
340
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of those people did laugh.
341
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:18,820
Mike, you're never going to be able to
please everybody.
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00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,340
Yeah, well, tonight I didn't please
anybody.
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Except yourself.
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Yeah.
345
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Yeah.
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What you did tonight took real courage,
Mike.
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I admire you.
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Thanks.
349
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:42,880
You're welcome.
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Good night, Dad.
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Good night, Mike.
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Thanks, Dad.
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00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,240
Eddie and Boner called for you.
354
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,500
What?
355
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,740
They said they didn't go to the bathroom
and they don't want to.
356
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:26,020
Well, what do you know?
357
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,960
What does that mean?
358
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A lot.
359
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:20,100
You know, a lot of people tell you that
drugs are cool, and they're the same
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people who are saying that everybody's
doing something, so what's your problem?
361
00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:25,180
Well, they're wrong.
362
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:29,260
Everybody's not doing drugs, and you
don't have to try them to be cool.
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00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,920
Look, I'm not trying to tell you how to
live your life, but I am telling you
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that you don't have to do something you
don't want to just to keep your friends
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happy.
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00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:44,380
I mean, if that's the way that they
feel, then maybe they're not your
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And maybe they're not as cool as you
thought they were.
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00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:51,320
And one last thing.
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I'm not being paid to say this.
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This is how I feel.
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And if you think that makes me uncool,
then you're wrong.
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