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11 .05 on a Christmas Eve morning, and
by this time tomorrow, fellow kiddies,
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it'll all be over but the exchanging.
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Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell
rock.
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Jacket.
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Garb.
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Blue.
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All right.
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Shirt. Long sleeve.
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Oh, wrong style.
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Exchange value, $22 .50.
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Don't want to mine, Mike.
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Ben, I'm a little busy right now.
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Just one.
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All right, okay, one.
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Underwear.
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Again?
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How am I supposed to have fun with
underwear?
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I don't know, wear it backwards.
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Do another, Mike.
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Man, do you mind? I'm looking for the
compact disc player I've been hinting
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about, all right? Just one more, Mike.
Just one more, please. All right, all
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right, all right.
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Fox. Fox?
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What the heck's going on around here?
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Hey, don't you let Santa catch you
peeking. He'll leave a lump of coal in
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stocking. I'm sure I'll have plenty of
other socks.
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Ah, say, Dad.
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By chance, would you need a hand
carrying all the other gifts to the
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The other gifts? Like all the toys I
asked for.
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Why do I get the feeling neither of you
guys understands the first thing about
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the true spirit of Christmas?
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You know, it's like I've been saying all
day, Ben.
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It's not what we get for Christmas, it's
what we give.
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Now, I, for one, will have a very merry
Christmas, no matter what I get under
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that tree.
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Even if it's not the CD player that's on
sale at Crazy Harry's Computer in
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Stereo City for only $150.
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You know, Mike, there are kids in this
world who are worried about a lot more
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than whether or not they get a stereo.
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Which they would probably trade in a
minute, happily, just to have what you
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already have.
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Which is a family that loves you almost
as much as you love yourself.
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There, you happy now? You made him mad.
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Show me that smile.
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And a Christmas, um, bra?
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No, Mom, it's a modem.
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A modem?
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Yeah, the thing I told you I needed for
my computer that if I get will make this
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the happiest Christmas ever.
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Maggie, Carol, come here. Come look.
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It's snowing harder than before.
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Oh, isn't it beautiful?
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Happy? Yeah.
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Now, you're thinking how perfect it is.
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A beautiful home.
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Everybody's healthy.
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A great dinner's almost ready. It's
Christmas Eve and it's snowing.
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I can't think of a single other thing we
need.
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A motor might come in mighty handy.
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Not you too, Carol.
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Not me too what?
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Well, it seems like the only thing you
care about is whether you get this
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present you want.
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I was only commenting that if I'm lucky
enough to get a modem for my computer,
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I'd be more than willing to share it
with Mom, who could use it to write her
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stories by tying into virtually any
database in the entire planet.
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How could I have misjudged you?
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Oh, look at this. It's snowing harder.
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Oh, isn't it beautiful?
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Beautiful? Mom, the roads are getting
bad.
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Michael, where do you have to go on
Christmas Eve that's more important than
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your family?
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Well, nowhere. I was just thinking of my
dear old dad.
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Where does he have to go?
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or a fitty Christmas Eve blowout?
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Come on, you guys getting a kickback
from this man or what?
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Boy, have I got great news.
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You know how you guys have been saying
the real meaning of Christmas has got
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nothing to do with the presents and
other neat stuff?
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We've been talking about how sharing and
giving are more important than getting.
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Yeah, well, I was in the dumpster behind
the pizza place around the corner. Oh,
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wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Ben, what were you doing in the
dumpster?
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Christmas shopping for Mike.
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Ben, you are new.
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Yeah, well, I met this kid and I invited
her home for Christmas Eve dinner.
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What did you do?
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I brought her home so we could all share
the joy of giving.
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Hey, kid!
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Mom, this is going to ruin my entire
Christmas. Ben, you're just too young to
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inviting strangers.
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Because she doesn't have anything.
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Isn't this fantastic?
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Ben,
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we thought you understood that if any
time a stranger should come up to you
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any reason... That you should have
nothing to do with them.
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I know.
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Honey, when we're in the city and
someone comes up to me and asks me for
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what do I do?
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You keep walking.
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Right. And Dad gives him money.
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What? We can talk about this later, Ben.
The point is, well, you're still a
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young boy, and if somebody asks you for
something, you're just too young to
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decide for yourself whether they're
needy or dangerous.
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But she didn't ask me for anything.
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Well, how did you meet her?
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I jumped on her head.
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What? Well, as I was getting into the
dumpster... Ben, what was she doing in
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dumpster? Waiting for the pizza place to
throw out a pizza.
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Oh, dear.
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You know that guy at the pizza place
with the funny mole on his forehead with
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the hair growing out of it?
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Yeah, well, he came out and told us he
was calling the cops. And since it was
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snowing and she didn't have anything to
eat or any place to stay, I invited her
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to come here.
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That's what you guys would have done,
right?
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Well, I don't know. She may be one of
us.
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The John?
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We don't have one.
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Uh, no, it's down the hall to your left.
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How could you let her use our bathroom?
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Hey, I never use that bathroom.
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Where is she?
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Uh, she didn't like the way Carol
smelled, so she left.
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She's in the bath.
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Oh, I better get some towels.
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Well, it seems as though Ben has
presented all of us with quite a
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Yeah, all right. So what's going to be
his punishment, Dad? Well, I'm not
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punishing him. What?
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And the girl will be staying for dinner
and spending the night.
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What?
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Oh, come on, Dad. Grow up.
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Hey, Dad, there's a real fine line
between being nice and stupid.
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Where do you two get these kind of
ideas?
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Where's the disinfectant?
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Maggie. Yes? Would you explain to Carol
and Mike how you feel about all this?
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Oh, well, I agree with your dad that we
should share our dinner with this girl.
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And let her spend the night.
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Oh, come on, Jason.
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Grow up.
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Hello.
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We haven't officially met. I'm Jason.
This is Maggie.
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Carol and Mike, this is Ben's brother
and sister.
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Who's Ben?
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Ben's the kid you met in the dumpster.
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Our son.
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And you are?
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Nancy Reagan.
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Well, Nancy, nice to finally meet you in
person.
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Meet you in person.
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Well, okay.
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You know, there's just enough time
before dinner for a nice hot shower.
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So go ahead.
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I have something for you to put on
after. to your shower, Mrs. Reagan.
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I'll just slip your clothes into the
washer.
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Um, I don't want to put you out or
nothing. Oh, no, no. It's my pleasure.
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I mean, how much trouble could it be to
rinse out a couple of, you know... Oh,
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thanks.
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Oh, I hope my washer has a yuck cycle.
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Rudolph the Red -Nosed Reindeer.
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Had a very shiny life.
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Honey,
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can I come in?
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Oh, please do.
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I bribed the kids to set the table.
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Jason. Honey.
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Drive them again.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, Jason, this belongs to her.
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Oh, boy.
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Honey, I think charity is wonderful,
too, and you're a dear, sweet man, but
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couldn't we help someone who doesn't
pack a big sticker?
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Calm down.
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Don't get excited.
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That's easy for you to say. You're
trained to deal with disturbed people.
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you don't know that this kid is
disturbed.
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Jason, don't you think the fact... that
she lives in filth and carries her own
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cutlery. It indicates a teensy -weensy
problem.
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Honey, I have an awful lot of experience
dealing with runaways down at the
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shelter. I know. Well, I know that
they're lonely and they're desperate.
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They're frightened.
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Me too.
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All right, then let me talk to her.
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Trust me. I can promise you one thing.
She won't get the knife back. And if I
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sense any danger, I'll call the
authorities.
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Okay.
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You see, I do know how to handle
disturbed people. Oh, don't lose your
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Feel better?
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Cleaner.
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Hey, that's my blade!
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Well, we would prefer that our guests
were unarmed.
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Fine. Give me the knife and I'll split.
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Can we talk?
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Just let me leave.
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Sit down.
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Why? Well, because I have a bit of a
problem with the idea of you wandering
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streets cold and hungry on Christmas
Eve.
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So, you're a Democrat.
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You want to talk, or should I call the
authorities?
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Republican.
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Sid.
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If you're thinking of calling the
juvies, I got better things to do than
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to some stupid shrink.
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Well, then, this isn't your day.
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What do you mean?
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I'm a stupid shrink.
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Oh, boy.
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Out of all the dumpsters in the world,
your kid had to fall into mine.
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Well, I don't see any Secret Service
people around, so I'm going to assume
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you're not really Nancy Reagan.
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I say, you are good.
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Why did you run away?
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I didn't like the new TV season.
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Well, if everybody who hated TV did
that, we wouldn't have an empty dumpster
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between here and Denver.
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Why did you really leave home?
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Because nobody wanted me there.
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Your parents told you that?
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Look, Doc, let me save you some time.
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Nobody hit me, nobody touched me, nobody
did anything.
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Nobody gave a damn.
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You sure?
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Look, who cares? I don't anymore.
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I don't believe you.
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So if you want to use our phone, you
don't have to tell them where you're
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calling from. Just make a call and let
them know you're still alive, okay?
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Okay.
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You're going to call the heat now,
aren't you?
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That figures.
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That just figures.
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No, I'm not going to call anybody.
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You see, you're wrong about me.
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And if you could be wrong about me, you
should consider the possibility you
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might be wrong about your folks, too.
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And for your information, in the last
three elections, I voted independent.
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Mom,
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mom, could you turn that down a little
bit?
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Wait, wait, you're asking me to turn the
stereo down?
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Yeah, I know it's a first, but come on,
I'm getting full of a lot of death here.
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No problem, Mike. I'll just put on the
Beach Boys Christmas album.
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No, no, this is fine.
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Oh, Ben, don't you... Save it, Mom.
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This suit has weenie written all over
it.
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Hey, Ben, where's the kid?
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Carol's dressing her in some dippy
outfit.
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Yeah, well, I know. She's not sitting
next to me when I'm trying to eat.
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Make way for Big Pig.
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And this is the last of it.
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Hey, Mom, you should have heard what Dad
just called you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Aren't we missing
Carol and our guest?
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Why, I swear.
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You guys are not going to believe this.
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Oh,
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don't you?
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Wonderful, Jason. Doesn't she look
beautiful?
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She doesn't look dippy at all.
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I'm sorry. Was that you I kicked, Ben?
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Why don't you sit next to Ben?
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You even smell good.
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I hardly miss the dumpster.
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On that festive note, I would like to
remind you all of the great fever family
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tradition where we go around the table
and everyone tells everybody else.
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why they're so thankful for this. Dad,
we do this every year. Well, if you'd
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rather just forget about it, you're out
of luck, okay?
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All right, now, Ben, you start.
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Come on, Ben.
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Let's go, Ben. All right.
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I'm thankful that I got taller this year
and Mike didn't.
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That's it?
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Oh, yeah, and I'm thankful there wasn't
too much damage from the goofy glue
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incident.
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Could happen to anyone.
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Carol. Okay.
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Well, I'm glad that I got straight A's
for the seventh year in a row.
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And I'm also pretty pleased that Bobby
Wynette finally called me after three
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weeks.
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Oh, and I'm very happy that my whole
family is healthy.
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Oh, honey, that's funny.
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At least physically.
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Where to begin?
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Um, no, okay, I'm thankful for my car,
even though upkeep and routine
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maintenance has gone through the roof
lately, which can't drain a teenager's
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part -time job and come virtually wiping
out any... Mike!
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You there?
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Never mind.
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All right, you're up, Maggie.
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Okay,
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my mom.
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Okay, well, let's see.
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I'm thankful...
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For my kids.
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And my career.
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And I owe it all to the smartest,
sexiest guy in the whole U .S. of A.
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I'm just kidding.
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No, honey, I'm serious.
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Oh, brother.
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All right, it's my turn.
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Could take us in the new year.
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Well, I'm mad thankful.
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that the Seavers made it through yet
another year without any major
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with the exception of the Goofy Glue
incident.
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And I'm thankful that our lives are so
full of shut -up, Mike, joy.
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And I'm thankful that we have a guest in
our home this year who will go back out
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into the world and tell the people that
the Seavers' worst crime is that we're a
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little corny.
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Well, let's eat.
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Yes.
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Tell us what she's thankful for.
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I got nothing to say.
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That's okay.
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No, no, no. I think that if we're
supposed to treat her like a member of
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family, that she should suffer the same
humiliation we do, right? Let's just
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forget about it and just... But, Dad,
you said she... Ow!
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All right, who kicked me this time?
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Oh, okay, okay.
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Uh... Ben?
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thankful that you fished me out of the
garbage.
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And, uh, Mrs. Thiever, thank you for
washing my clothes.
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And Carol, thank you for lending me your
outfit, and I'm thankful that I'm not
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freezing to death in the snow.
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For one day, at least.
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Gee, that's all that. The goofy glue
incident seems pretty silly.
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Don't stop for the table.
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Jason, do you realize this is the first
year that the kids are actually going to
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be surprised on Christmas morning?
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Well, the attic was a stroke of genius.
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I'm glad I thought of it.
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Honey, does it ever occur to you that we
just have too much?
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Yep, we sure are lucky.
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I mean, look at all of this.
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To Carol from us, to Ben from us.
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To us from Ben.
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Oh, to Carol from Mike?
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To Mike from Mike?
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Look at this. To Nancy Reagan from
Carol.
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To Nancy from Ben. Honey, look at these.
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I don't have to.
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This is to Nancy from Mike.
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Well, they didn't have time to shop.
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Can you believe this?
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Either our kids are learning something
about Christmas or we're learning
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something about our kids.
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Who asked them?
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Who the hell asked them?
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What is it? What's wrong?
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What is it? Look!
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Oh, no.
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She took everything.
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Even my socks and underwear.
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All right, just tell me this. Had you
brought the good presents down from the
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attic yet?
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Mike, this is no time to be thinking of
yourself.
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Well, yesterday was a time for that
before Mr. Goofy Glue here brought his
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friend the cat burglar home.
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What a ripple.
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Boy, are we suckers. Michael, just stop
it.
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What? I can't believe it. I mean, I was
talking to her. I thought I was getting
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somewhere with her.
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Yeah, now she's getting somewhere with
our Christmas. I'm going after her.
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Me too.
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And you aren't going to find anything.
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Wow.
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What do you know, Jason?
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She couldn't go through with it.
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She stopped. I mean, she was home free.
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Maybe she was scared.
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Or sorry.
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Or nice.
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Or maybe she was just as affected by us
as we were by her.
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Hi, Daddy.
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It's Denise.
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Yeah, it's really me.
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