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One million students report back for
first day of school.
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Two million parents giggle hysterically
with glee.
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I bet it's so quiet around here you'll
miss them by noon.
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New pants?
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I'm sick.
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Well, you didn't seem so sick when you
ate those three waffles.
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Maybe I got wholesome bad syrup.
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You know what I think?
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Yeah, I'm going to school.
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All right, it's going to be a great day
or what?
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You're excited about the first day of
school?
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Yes.
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And look at Mike. Even he's anxious to
get back to school.
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Yeah, it's the beginning of my junior
year. Don't you know what that means?
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It means I'm more mature now.
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It means I'm more responsible.
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It means that in less than two years,
I'm going to be getting out of that
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Yo -Yo would be excited about the first
day of school.
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Good morning, all.
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Carol, your new outfit looks great.
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It's not too sexy.
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Maybe for Bulgaria.
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I think you look terrific.
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Yeah, well, I just want to get on the
right foot. I mean, a new year, new
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challenges, new clothes, new friends.
New bits.
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ready for school? Yeah.
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Well, your sister has your books,
notebooks, paper, pencils, binders,
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dividers. Mom, I know where you're going
here.
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Now, Carol's not the only one who's
prepared for school. I'm just not a
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Now, what have you done to prepare for
school?
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All right, all right.
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Tonight, there's a welcome back dance.
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I've already got myself a date.
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Spirit's ready to begin.
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As long as we got each other.
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Gentlemen.
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Oh, no.
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Hey,
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what's that on your face? That's a
mustache.
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A mustache? It wasn't there last week.
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I'm Italian.
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No, no, it's Toronto.
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It's not Toronto. It's Texas.
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It's a jungle of hair. What do your
parents think about this?
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They ain't noticed yet.
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Hi, Mike.
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Oh, hi, Elaine. Are we meeting at the
dance? Are you picking me up?
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Elaine, I'm a class dude. Of course I'm
going to pick you up.
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See ya. Bye -bye.
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Michael, Mikey, you're taking Elaine
Dooley to the dance?
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Oh, didn't I mention that to you guys?
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Would she, like, lose a bet or
something?
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You know, I have been working on that
girl all summer long, laying down the
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basis for a deep and meaningful
relationship that's built on trust,
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understanding, and a mutual, whoa, who's
that fox over there?
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I got dibs on her.
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Yeah, I said it first.
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Aw. You got a lane.
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If you'll excuse me, boys, I have to
meet this creature.
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Hey, Mike, I thought you had some deep
personal relationship going here.
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That's so nice. You learn as you grow
older, Eddie.
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Relationships just don't always work out
like you planned.
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Tough schedule, kid.
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It's a brand new year, and I wanted it
to be a challenge.
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Get out of here.
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What'd you get? Right. Uh -huh.
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Algebra 2, physics, conversational
Latin.
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Wow, you got the same. Right. Uh -huh.
Fifth year.
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Right. Uh -huh.
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Oh, good.
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Well, it's only 9 .30.
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Good things could start.
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This is a nicer classroom than you had
last year, isn't it, Ben?
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Ben?
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Honey, is something wrong?
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No.
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No! Well, don't play around. I want to
meet your teacher and I'm already late
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for work.
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Mark! Ben! You actually showed up. Is he
here?
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Hi, I don't see him.
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Hello, I'm Maggie Seaver, Ben's mother.
Maggie Seaver?
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You're Mike's mother.
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Yes.
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Oh, Mrs. Cutter, I didn't recognize you.
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But you remembered me. I remember Mike.
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Is Louis Vasco in this class?
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Louis Vasco? Big kid. No.
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All right!
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Cutter, I don't know what's going on,
but Ben's been a little hesitant about
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coming back to school. He is a lot like
Mike.
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Boy, are you lucky.
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It was ready.
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Fine.
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Are you all right?
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Great. Well, good. Bye, honey. Have a
good day. Bye.
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Ben! I just don't know.
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Louis Vasco is at this school.
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What? Yeah. He flunked.
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And he's still mean.
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He's gonna kill you, Ben.
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You're your summer fever state.
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Gonna be your last one when we get back
to school.
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You're dead meat. Hear me?
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Dead meat.
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Dead meat.
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Dead meat.
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Hey, what's the rush, cowboy? Look,
Eddie, I got no time, right? Oh, of
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You don't want to be late for biology on
frog day.
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Eddie, Eddie the blonde.
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Again? Eye contact.
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things to get better.
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Come on.
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Oh, Carol, did you drop your books?
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Hey, I'm sorry. Here, let me help,
Carol.
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Well, speaking of help, I need to know
the name of the blonde in your history
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class.
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Well, there's Roger Froman.
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No, Carol, I mean the girl.
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Oh, Becky Dworkin.
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Bucktooth Becky.
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Don't you agree to eat corn on the cob
through a knot hole?
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Carol, this girl was a living dream.
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She's new.
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Cheech locked me in. I think he was
jealous of my mustache.
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What a jerk.
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Got me out of history.
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Oh, come on, Mike. We got biology
chemists two in a row. There she is. See
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later, Bone. Mike, I don't want to go to
biology alone.
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Cheech is there.
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Sure, people.
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I'm Coach Lubbock, and I'll be covering
French 3 while Mademoiselle Goldstein is
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a little bit under the weather.
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Grab a desk, mon chure.
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Tres bon, sport.
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Okay, I believe today is a little review
of French 2, so what I'm going to
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speak... Mademoiselle Goldstein fait
toujours trop court tout en français.
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conducts the entire class in French.
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Bon, very trust, Bon.
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Tell you what we'll do, we'll have this
young lady stand up here and tell us
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what she did for her summer vacation.
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Come and tell -y -vous them.
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Okay.
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Johnny est très amusant.
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Oh, j 'ai rencontré un garçon qui s
'appelle... I'm sorry, but I just had
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Shh! Not now, Mike.
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You heard me?
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Shh! Later.
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Ah, when?
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Mimi had to dance tonight at 8.
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Ah, okay. She had to dance.
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She had to dance.
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Wait a minute. I don't even know your
name.
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Hey, buddy.
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You talk French so good you don't need
this?
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You mean this isn't biology?
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Out.
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Out.
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Bonjour, monsieur, adios.
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Are you done?
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Oui, oui. No, no, you should have
thought of that before class.
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All right, Stevie, you have got yourself
one hot date for the day.
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Hi, Mike.
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See you tonight.
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Hey, you bet.
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I got a problem.
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What kind of problem?
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Lift those legs, girl.
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I'm lifting.
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Tighten those thighs.
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I'm tightening.
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Firm up that bottom.
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I'm still tightening.
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Oh, very good.
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Now, the chest.
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Let's make up for all those years of
going braless, shall we?
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Hello.
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Yeah, this is Ben's father.
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Well, that doesn't sound like Ben.
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All right, I'll be right over.
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Where did I leave my bra?
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the new year, and I thought that we'd
been together at lunch for so long that
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new people would be good for us. Wow,
you're like... Dumping us? Right. Uh
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Because it wouldn't be the same. I mean,
we've eaten lunch together since the
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fifth grade. Of course. Right. Uh -huh.
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And I don't deal well with major change.
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I'm sick.
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Sick. Right.
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Wow, that must be great to find two
women who'll show you like that.
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stupid. I'm stupid?
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You've got a date with two girls and I'm
stupid?
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I am stupid.
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So who are you going to cut loose,
Mikey?
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Look, Eddie, I'm going to go over there
and I'm going to talk to Elaine and I'm
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going to let her down very gently, very
easily. Into the dumperoo, right.
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Watch me.
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Not kidding. Here he comes.
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Elaine?
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Oh, Mike. Hi.
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Hi. Can we talk for a minute?
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Did you want to sit?
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Uh, no, no, I can't sit.
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So... What?
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You know, I should just tell you... Is
it about the dance? Yeah.
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I'm so excited. Wait until you see the
new outfit I got.
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You got a new outfit?
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Yeah, and it's really hot. I got it at
Chadwick's department store.
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Great store. You know, very liberal
return policy.
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All I've been able to think about all
day is the dance.
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What a coincidence.
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Mike, I found her at Dream Girl, room
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Thanks, great.
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Now, if I were you, I wouldn't dust the
blonde. I'd dump Elaine.
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I'm not dusting the blonde. I'm just
putting her on hold until next week, all
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right? Hey, Eddie, here, tell me, how's
it sound like, okay?
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Hi.
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Call me crazy, but this just can't wait.
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You know, I think that we've got
something really special here between
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And I don't want to share that with a
bunch of high school kids in dance.
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I'm going to say you and me go out
instead next week.
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That's cool.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Look, call me crazy, but this just
couldn't wait.
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You know, I think we've... Hi, Mike.
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Hi, Elaine.
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He could wait after all.
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You can talk to him in here till recess
ends. Thanks.
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Boy, when you're small, people don't
even ask you if you want your parents
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called. So I understand you want to be
transferred to another school.
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Yeah, well, this place is getting kind
of old.
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Well, that would be difficult. You see,
for you to go to another school, we've
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got to move to another district.
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Is that a problem?
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Yes.
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I got it. How about Hebrew school?
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How about you telling me why some kid
wants to fight with you?
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You heard?
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Mm -hmm.
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See, there's this big mean kid, Louis
Vasco.
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And last year I wouldn't let him cheat
off me.
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Well, good for you.
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He sent a message.
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Three o 'clock, boys' bathroom.
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Ben, this is so strange.
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Well, it wouldn't be. me in the girls'
bathroom.
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No, I mean this whole situation.
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Would you believe the same thing
happened to me?
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Come on, Dad.
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You don't believe me?
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You're going to do like you always do
and tell me some story of how you didn't
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run and you ended up being friends.
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No, I ran.
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What? I was 11 years old and I was
trying out for this baseball team, the
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Oilers. Well, it came right down to me
or this other boy for the third base
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position.
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Well, boy wasn't really right. This kid
was a gorilla.
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They called him Killer.
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What'd you do?
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I quit.
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I didn't play baseball that whole year.
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Anyway, I didn't see Killer again for,
well, 15 years.
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And I saw him at a reunion.
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He had a big beer belly.
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All athletes end up with beer bellies.
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And I was there with your mom. And
Killer, whose real name was Ralph...
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What's your point?
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Well, the point is he told me he was
glad that I didn't fight him that day.
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Why? Because he was just as afraid of me
as I was of him.
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Big guys are afraid, too?
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Yeah.
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So you're saying I should face this guy
like a man?
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That's right.
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Then if that doesn't work and he starts
to hit you, then you run like the wind.
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Excuse me, do my chins have a date for
tonight's dance?
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Pardon me, but I, uh...
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Hi. Why won't anyone go to the dentist?
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Oh, sorry, Carol. I thought you was just
a regular girl.
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2 p .m. and things are not getting
better.
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I give up. I'm sorry. I thought I'd try
something new, but it didn't work.
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Tell me about it. Nothing ever changes
for me.
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Homer?
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I know exactly how you feel.
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I'm like dog drool.
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I was expecting today to be different,
too.
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I was stupid enough to even think I
could get it, Dave.
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All I wanted was something new.
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Something different. Something unusual.
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If I did agree to go to this dance with
you, which I have... Right, right,
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right.
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You'd have to agree to certain
conditions.
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Anything.
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No hand -holding.
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No slow dancing, no fast dancing.
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And if you agree to go with me, I don't
even have to show up.
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Do I?
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No.
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Okay, you've got your date.
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And you've got something unusual.
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Louis? Do you see your face?
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I hear you've been looking for me.
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Yeah.
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So I'm here.
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What's the matter? Afraid to come in?
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You're afraid to come out.
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Louis?
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Hey, Dad was right.
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All right, you little... You. You grew.
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You didn't. I think that's my bus.
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Who's actually afraid of you?
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Yeah, well, Mark, everybody's a little
bit afraid, even big guys like me.
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Now, I don't want to break Elaine's
heart, and I sure don't want to upset
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blind, but it's out of my hands, so the
next girl that walks around the corner
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is history.
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Ha, boner, boner. I know, get lost.
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Ah, gym class. I misfired on a power
squat.
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00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,740
Yeah, look, I have to see a doctor
tonight.
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The dance is out. Yeah, I am really
sorry, Elaine, but I promise we will go
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just as soon as I'm home.
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I hope you understand.
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Of course I do.
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00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,600
Is there anything I can do to help?
322
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,680
No, no, I'd rather not have you see me
like this, okay?
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Okay. Take care.
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You too. Bye -bye.
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00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:19,850
You!
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00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:20,970
Me.
327
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:28,570
Look, I'm a class dude, and I don't want
to meet my date at the dance, so what
328
00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:29,610
do you say I pick you up?
329
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Date? We don't have a date.
330
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Yes, we do, for the dance tonight.
331
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No, I just said I'd see you there.
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00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:38,990
Oh, wait a minute.
333
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:42,190
I get it. You found someone you like
better, and you dumped me, huh?
334
00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:45,310
Oh, no, I could never do something like
that. Could you?
335
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,810
Don't change the subject here.
336
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,290
Mike, you misunderstood.
337
00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:55,090
Misunderstood? Do you have any idea what
I gave up for you?
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I didn't ask you to give anything up.
I'll tell you what. I gave up Elaine
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Dooley for a date with you.
340
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Mike, I couldn't date you. I don't even
trust you.
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00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:13,130
Look, before you mistrust me, I suggest
you get to know me.
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I do know you, Mike.
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From where?
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Do you remember the class picnic last
year?
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No, no, no, you weren't there. I would
have remembered you. I can prove I was
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there. You did that really funny
impression of Bucktooth Becky's work,
347
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,840
remember?
348
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,020
Pass the corn, please.
349
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,800
Very funny.
350
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,920
Becky?
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Boy,
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you have had quite a summer.
353
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,320
And you have had quite a fall.
354
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,740
So, Jason, were you lonely today?
355
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And Ben,
356
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what did you learn your first day back?
357
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,300
I learned that Hebrew school is not the
answer.
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I'll explain later.
359
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,300
So, Carol, was today everything you
hoped it would be?
360
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:21,380
Well, it started out a little shaky, but
it ended up okay. Ah, good.
361
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,370
I even have a date for the dance.
362
00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:28,630
Great. And the best part is, I don't
even have to go.
363
00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:37,690
Mike, you're late. Where have you been?
364
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Mom, I've been doing some thinking.
365
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:42,110
Girls have feelings just like regular
people.
366
00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:44,330
Uh -huh.
367
00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:47,950
You know, Mom, I think I've learned more
today than I have in my entire
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00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,030
educational career.
369
00:22:49,510 --> 00:22:51,050
Well, that's great, Mike.
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00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,580
So you have good teachers?
371
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,280
Uh, maybe. I'll find out tomorrow when I
go to class.
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00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,720
Jason?
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00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,540
Mike, seven o 'clock comes early. Let's
go, pal.
374
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,320
All right.
375
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,160
Carol, honey, school in the morning.
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All right.
377
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,140
Ben, you're long overdue. Lights out
now.
378
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,960
No way. I'm afraid of the dark.
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00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,000
You know, Ben, this is interesting.
380
00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:24,440
When I was your age, I too was... Ben?
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00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,520
Forget it, Dad. I love the dark.
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