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This programme contains very
strong language from the start and
some scenes of a sexual nature
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Every good and perfect gift
comes from above, does it?
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Well, I'm telling you different.
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It's amazing what you can
discover in the depths below.
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Eww! No, we ain't fucking
doing that. That's rank, baby.
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My dear Lady Die,
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Princess of Basford,
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shagger of men,
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we owe it to clubbers
everywhere to accept this gift
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cos this pill...is our destiny.
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Ask and ye shall receive.
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BOTH: Amen.
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THUNDER RUMBLES
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Die?
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Shh.
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Die, stop messing about.
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Oh, you bitches,
I know yous are in there.
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Fuck yous, then.
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Oh, thank fuck.
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Babe, we shouldn't leave
her by hersen, you know.
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Die, she'll be off
on a cock hunt.
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Look, don't worry, I'm not
going to leave you, am I?
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Well, it's not that.
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She's kind of seeing
Bradley now, in't she?
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But no-one can know
cos, well, Bev.
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What's she still
going on about Liam for?
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Like, fucking get over it.
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Look, I need to
tell you summat else.
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Look, just don't lose
your head, all right?
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What? What is it?
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Well, go on, spit it out.
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Right, Liam was arrested.
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But it could be anything with him.
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And if it were about what you two
did, they would have come for you.
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Look, we could try calling him...
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No, no, no, I don't want
to fucking speak to him.
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Right, let's just get
absolutely fucking battered, yeah?
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BYRON BREATHES HEAVILY
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LOUD DANCE MUSIC
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MUSIC GROWS DISTANT
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WHITE NOISE BUILDS
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MUSIC FADES IN
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This is Byron. If you leave
a message, make it interesting.
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Byron?
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Where are you, duckie?
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You've not been back for days.
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Call me back. It's Mommar.
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SIREN APPROACHES
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Get down!
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Why don't you just
tell him to fuck off?
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Why is he still...
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Ooh, he's sexy.
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Oh, Mike!
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It's Leicester Mike.
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Well, if it's not Nottingham's
premium shoplifters.
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How's that gorgeous dick of yours?
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Come in with me. Come on.
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Sorry, lads.
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You can't just leave us,
we drove you all the way here!
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She's found a new one.
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Oi, girls!
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Thanks, Mike. Thanks, Mike.
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Thank you.
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DISTANT DANCE MUSIC
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BYRON GASPS
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You really know the way to
a girl's heart, Leicester Mike.
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What do I get?
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Go on. Oh! Oh! Oh...
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Go on.
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Do me.
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Er... I-I-I don't do that.
I'm the girl.
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Yeah, me neither. I'm a Christian!
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Go on. I'll give you the whole bag.
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Mike, do you trust us?
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Yeah. Do what you like.
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Yeah?
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Right, tell Sasha and I'll kill ya.
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Pills.
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And, you...
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Breathe. Oh!
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OK.
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Three, two, one...
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Ohhh!
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Ohhh! Ohhh!
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I love you, you know.
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I fucking love you.
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We're proper freaks, aren't we?
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I know...and I love it.
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We should go home, babes.
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No.
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We're staying out forever.
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Just you and me against 'em all.
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And then home, yeah?
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Mmm.
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BELL TOLLS
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THEY SCREAM
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Daddy, what's she doing?
Oh, my God...
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Come on, let's go.
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DIE LAUGHS
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Babes, I can't!
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Did ya see their faces?
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Do I really look rank enough
to make people scream?
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Hmm... Oh, fuck off.
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Was that Max?
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Yeah, I think it was.
I think it was him.
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What, really? Yeah.
Do you think he saw me?
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No, he can't have,
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not looking like this.
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Do you think that's
why he didn't stop?
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Cos I look like a fuckin' gremlin?
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Babes, chill out. Oh, fuck's sake.
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It probably weren't even him.
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I can't cope with this come-down,
Die, I actually can't.
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I can't fucking do it.
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I can't fucking do it,
not in fucking Leicester.
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We just need to get back.
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No, I can't face a train.
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I actually fucking can't.
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I can't fucking breathe.
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Will you just try
and chill out, yeah?
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You've got me, baby.
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We'll be all right.
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Give us that. Here, take it.
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Look, desperate times call
for desperate measures.
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LINE RINGS
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Come on.
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Oh, my God.
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Would you look at the
state of you pair?
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Right, get in.
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I sense something is awry.
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Babes, the last thing we need is
you speaking fucking Victorian.
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TOILET FLUSHES
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PHONE RINGS
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Hi, Mommar.
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Er, yeah, I'm just
at a friend's house.
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Oh, duckie, I've been
trying to ring you.
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The police have been round for you.
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Byron?
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The... The police?
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What did they want?
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Well, they've left a
card for you to ring them.
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What on earth have you done?
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CALL DISCONNECTS
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OK...
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MUTTERING
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OK... OK...
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OPERATIC MUSIC
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Come on. You need sustenance.
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And I dread to think
when you last slept.
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Er, we'll sleep when we're
fucking dead, thank you very much.
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I mean, I am up for dying.
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Oh, chill out, I'm fucking joking.
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But I am dying for a vodka,
Valium or very hot man.
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LAUGHTER
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Nitimur in vetitum.
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Am I fucking tripping
again or summat?
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"We strive for the forbidden."
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But take it from someone...wiser.
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It's all shits and giggles
until it's not.
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And when it's not...
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Pete, if I'd wanted an
old woman fussing over me,
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I'd have gone to me Mommar's.
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CAR HORN HONKS
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What on God's green earth...?
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PHONE BEEPS
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You haven't...?
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Uh-huh. For fuck's sake...
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ENGINE REVS
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You two want locking up.
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Well, you know what the best cure
for a come-down is, don't you, baby?
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See you later, Pete.
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If I ever end up like him,
fuckin' shoot me.
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Where are we going?
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God, yous look fucking awful!
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Let's get mashed up, ya slags!
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Right, cunts in the front.
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Come on, getting in or what?
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ENGINE REVS LOUDLY
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Yeah, yeah, keep on flashing,
cum stain!
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Yeah, you fuckin' wanker!
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Oi! What the fuck's up with you?
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She's a fuckin' spiteful bitch, Bev,
that's her fuckin' problem.
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We had a wicked night last night,
didn't we, Die?
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Yeah, us and all.
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Ended up back at ours for an
afters, didn't you, Sash Bash?
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Aww.
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Was your Bradley there?
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Yeah, course. Why?
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HONKS HORN
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Oi!
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Learn to drive,
you massive fanny flap!
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I've, erm, been speaking
to Liam, you know.
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Oh, fucking bastards.
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Fuckchops!
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You spoke to Liam? What did he say?
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How is your boyfriend, Sash?
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Er, will you two just
fucking leave it out?
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Not using me to rob people,
that's how.
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Who's been robbing?
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Did you know she's got a new fella?
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Girl, don't do it. Yeah, have you
met any of the family yet, Sash?
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Oh, Byron, just fucking leave it,
yeah? Yeah, too right. Fuckin' 'ell.
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Only drug I'm going to need at
this rate's a fucking Anadin.
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And I can't be dealing
with you like this, yeah?
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Glove box now.
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Now!
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What the fuck is that?
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Heh-heh. Never know when
there might be a problem. Hm-hm.
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Right, tuck in.
There's some Charlie in there.
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One for you, one for me.
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Let's get snorting and
let's get fucking wild!
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LOUD DANCE MUSIC
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Freaks incoming.
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Ah-ah-ah.
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Do you want to repeat that?
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No. No, I didn't think so.
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Fuck off.
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Right, I need a waz.
See you in a minute.
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Bye, Bev.
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I'll have your fucking little...
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Right, have you two got a
fucking death wish or summat?
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I heard yous talking last night
in the toilets.
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You knew she shagged Liam
and you never told me?
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Look, yeah, I know you're mad at us,
but, babe, you need to be more
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worried about Bev fucking finding
out you're shagging her nephew!
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It's fine. She's a mate. Did you not
see how she just stuck up for us?
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Are you just, like,
stupid or summat?
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BYRON SCOFFS
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You shut the fuck up.
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This is serious.
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What?
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Oh, I can't be fucked with this.
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Well, I can't be fucked with that.
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Go on, move along, drag queen.
Fuck off!
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Right, you don't
fucking help either.
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I swear to God, babe,
if Bev finds out, you're dead!
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Oh, sorry.
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Byron!
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Hiya, love, here she is.
You all right?
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Where's Die?
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Don't know.
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Oh! Someone's on it!
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Right, girls, who wants
a Nikki special? Always.
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Roll up, anyone with a death wish.
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There she goes.
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Oh! Girl!
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Jesus! Careful!
That's some strong shit.
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Good.
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Are you all right, babe?
You look like you're crying, babe.
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Oh, my God, is that Liam?
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Hiya, Liam. I'm glad you made it.
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Are you OK? She's off.
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Hey, watch it!
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Those two. Fucking hell. Right...
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What are you avoiding me for?
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I'm not. I j...
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I just... I thought
you'd been arrested,
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so I just wasn't expecting
to see you, that's all.
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I was at the cop shop. Briefly.
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What are you dressed as?
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The police came to my Mommar's.
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I've been trying to ring you.
Yeah, well, I've got a new number.
263
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,480
Liam, why the fuck are the
police looking for me?
264
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,640
Cos you're my alibi.
265
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,840
For what?
266
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,480
I need you to tell 'em
we were at mine on that night.
267
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,880
Rinze too.
268
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,320
But what about what we did?
269
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,560
They don't know
nothing about what we did,
270
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,800
so you keep your mouth
shut about what we did.
271
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,840
Oh, my God.
272
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,440
What?
273
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,160
When I heard you'd been
arrested, I just...
274
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:01,560
I thought Dean had gone to the
police or summat and that it...
275
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,920
What?
276
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,760
To tell everyone he's
basically a paedo?
277
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,480
Relax. Look at ya!
278
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,800
Look, just stick to what I said.
279
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,000
OK. You were with me and Rinze,
25th of January, all night.
280
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,800
OK, yeah, fine.
281
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,560
Oh, fuck.
282
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,760
What do you need an alibi for?
283
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,360
They're trying to pin summat on us.
284
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,480
What?
285
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,120
Attempted murder.
286
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,040
When they ask,
you say you were with us.
287
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,240
Got it?
288
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,320
Yeah.
289
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,920
HE SIGHS
290
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:48,960
Safe.
291
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,040
Got a little present
for you too, haven't I?
292
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,360
Come here.
293
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,080
Here you are. Go on, sniff that.
294
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,520
25th of January till 1am.
295
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,880
You got it?
296
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,400
Yeah. Good lad.
297
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,120
DOOR CLOSES
298
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,040
Who the fuck am I, babe?
She's going to carry on lying
299
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,640
until she gets what she wants.
Sash...
300
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,680
Yeah, but we fucking took her in.
301
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,560
We fucking took her in, babes.
That's the truth.
302
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,440
When no-one else had her,
we took her in, didn't we?
303
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,560
What the fuck's she saying now?
304
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,320
Were you with fucking Liam on the
night of my music video audition?
305
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,240
When you said you was
with your Mommar?
306
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,040
Oh, you're such a good friend,
aren't ya?
307
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,760
Get fucked cos she didn't
even want you there.
308
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,520
You ditched me for that prick?
To go fucking nonce hunting?
309
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,560
No... Oh...
310
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,160
What the fuck are you smiling for?
311
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,680
No, I'm not smiling, I just
did a fucking line of ket. I...
312
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,040
Look, Die, Die, Die, look,
I'm sorry.
313
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,160
How the fuck was I supposed
to know you'd get attacked?
314
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,400
Attacked? Oh, my God, Die.
315
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,080
No, look, she's fine, she's fine,
aren't you?
316
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,520
You did the audition,
you got the job.
317
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,120
I fucking didn't, did I?!
318
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,360
For fuck's sake, Byron.
319
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,240
Die, you told me,
that's what you said to me...
320
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,120
Yeah, cos I was fucking embarrassed!
321
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,400
Catch SARS, you rancid bitch!
322
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,120
You've fucking done it this time,
you little cunt!
323
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,760
Shut the fuck up!
324
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,840
SHOUTING
325
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,600
Get off me,
you stupid fucking bitch!
326
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,920
MUSIC STOPS
327
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,920
Fuck off, you fucking...
328
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,600
Maybe I should tell
everyone here your secrets!
329
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,240
Oh, fuckin' tell 'em, then,
I don't fuckin' care!
330
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,480
At least I've got a man who cares
about me and I'm not some dirty
331
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,240
fucking rent boy who's sucking off
old men in public toilets
332
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,560
for petty cash.
333
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:02,120
Of course you're jealous, Byron,
cos I get to ride Bradley's dick.
334
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,360
Bradley?
335
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
my Bradley and you?
336
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,520
Bev, I was going to tell you,
I promise.
337
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,640
MUSIC RESUMES
338
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,560
Fuck... Do you think she's upset?
339
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,000
Do you think she's angry?
340
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,080
I'm going to go talk to her.
No, no, no, Sash,
341
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,400
just leave it for once, yeah?
342
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,880
Baby, come do a Nikki special
instead, baby. Come here.
343
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,120
Right. Make it a big one.
344
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,080
Right. Get it down you, girl.
345
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,520
Bev, let's talk. We're mates.
346
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,560
Sash... Fuck, no. Go, go, go!
347
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,800
Yeah, we can fucking
talk about it, Sash!
348
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,120
Of course we can!
You want to fucking talk?!
349
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,360
Talk about it! Hey!
Let's fucking go!
350
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,840
You're not making a fucking
freak out of my nephew!
351
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,160
Do you fucking hear me?!
We're supposed to be mates!
352
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,520
Yeah, well, it seems her
friendship has limits!
353
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,160
Go out the back! Go, go, go! Sash!
354
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,360
Go, Sash!
355
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,880
BEV SHOUTS AND SLAMS
356
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,040
Yeah, fucking run!
357
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,360
Jesus! Fucking run!
358
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,440
When I find you, I will shove this
359
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,480
up your fucking fanny!
Why aren't you helping, Byron?!
360
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,520
Has he had sexual contact
with anyone else
361
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,720
since the birth of your daughter?
362
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,360
The lie detector said...
363
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,520
..that was a lie!
364
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,320
AUDIENCE GROAN AND SHOUT
365
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,160
SHE LAUGHS
366
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,480
Do you have anything
to say for yourself?
367
00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,520
No?
368
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,200
That's predictable.
369
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,560
But perhaps...
370
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,240
You causing trouble?
371
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,200
Why are you watching this?
372
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,960
Buttons don't work.
373
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,600
Was that your new girlfriend?
374
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,840
Nah.
375
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,320
Do you ever feel bad
about what we did?
376
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,080
Cos I do.
377
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,720
Do you even like me?
378
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,280
You talk too much.
379
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,320
Don't know... I think too much.
380
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,280
I wish I could stop, to be honest.
381
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,600
You know what you need?
382
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,960
It tastes horrible.
What the fuck is it?
383
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,360
Take another drag.
384
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,560
Oh, shit...
385
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,600
Ha...
386
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,720
APPLAUSE ON TV
387
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,120
Who can blame her, really?
388
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,680
Truth is sometimes painful.
389
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,320
You better not be lying to me
or I will kill you.
390
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,480
I'm not, I'm not,
I promise, I promise.
391
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,000
Max withdrawal before midnight
and you do it again after.
392
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,640
You're going to keep me
company, aren't ya?
393
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,120
Oh! Fuck.
394
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,280
Oh, fuck...
395
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,840
THUNDER RUMBLES
396
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,560
Hello?
397
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,920
Die?
398
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,400
Die, it's not funny.
399
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,160
Hello...
400
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,000
What'd your mum say
about wearing the tights?
401
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,400
Are you in trouble?
402
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,080
Why do you want to wear the tights?
403
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,520
Promise not to tell anyone?
404
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,960
I'm the same as you. I'm a girl.
405
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,680
Thought you were a boy.
406
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,080
Everyone does, but I'm not.
407
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,280
I'm a girl. I know I am.
408
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,400
He said he's a girl!
409
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,280
Hello.
410
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,320
Wait, wait.
411
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,400
Hey, hey, hey!
412
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,520
Come here! Hello?
413
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,120
Wait, wait, wait!
414
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,720
I suppose the reason
why we've come here...
415
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,560
His mum's pissed off. He keeps...
416
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,720
Go on, tell the doctor
what you've been saying.
417
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,320
I'm a girl, not a boy.
418
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,280
I've seen him in the buff.
He ain't.
419
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,040
It sounds like Byron might be
experiencing something called
420
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,200
gender identity disorder.
421
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,160
You what, duck?
422
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,400
Gender identity disorder.
423
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,280
I can refer Byron to
a child psychologist.
424
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,240
A psychologist? Right, so he is mad?
425
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,280
No... Well, tell him, then.
426
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,480
Tell him, as a doctor,
that he can't be a girl!
427
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,080
Stop crying.
428
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,200
Let me get you that referral.
429
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,120
YOUNG BYRON SOBS
430
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,160
You ain't going to the quack!
431
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,800
You're going to stop talking shit
and that's the end of it!
432
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,560
You're my son! My fuckin' son!
433
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,080
You're scared as hell.
434
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,320
I bloody am.
435
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,600
Who are you?
436
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,520
I know your secret.
437
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,520
Please, my heart's racing.
438
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,960
I don't feel well.
I just want to get out.
439
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,720
You've got to reach the
other side of the glass.
440
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,360
Be who you are.
441
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,480
Be beautiful...
442
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,840
..or be swallowed by the darkness.
443
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,400
Run away.
444
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,680
Run away.
445
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,360
Run away!
446
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:15,400
Thank you so much for joining us
and I wish you all the best.
447
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:19,800
Now, my next guest has
a lot to answer for
448
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,280
and has found themselves
in a sticky situation...
449
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,520
..haven't you, Byron?
450
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,400
Byron, this is about you.
451
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,400
What the fuck?
You are live on national television.
452
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,480
Please do not swear.
453
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,960
But join me as we discuss,
454
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:45,280
does a criminal teenage rent boy
deserve any sympathy?
455
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,880
Welcome to the stage, Byron.
456
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,960
BOOING
457
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,640
Oh, dear - a frosty reception.
458
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,800
Seems you've upset a lot of people.
459
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,840
Er, well, a lot of people
have upset me, Tess.
460
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:00,880
AUDIENCE GROAN
461
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,080
Has anyone ever robbed YOU
at gunpoint?
462
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,080
No, but it weren't a real gun.
463
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,440
Erm... And my life ain't all
been fucking roses either.
464
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,480
AUDIENCE GROAN AND SHOUT
465
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,160
Sorry. Sorry, I ju... I just...
466
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,600
I got involved with a bad guy and
he set me up with a client, a man in
467
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,280
his late thirties who was going
to pay me, a 16-year-old, for sex.
468
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,640
And we robbed HIM,
not some fucking saint.
469
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,920
And I didn't plan it,
I don't know why I did it, I just...
470
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,360
..I just like Liam and I do
stupid things, I do, I do,
471
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,120
and I don't know why I do 'em.
Honestly.
472
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,880
Byron, you committed a crime.
473
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,240
Yeah, but come on, who pays
a 16-year-old for sex? Like...
474
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,120
Yeah, OK...
475
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,360
All right, OK, yeah.
476
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,680
Going to the phones,
we have a question on line one
477
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,920
from Byron's grandmother, Josephine.
478
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,760
Oh, 'ello, duck.
Am I on? Can you hear me?
479
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,000
We can hear you, Josephine.
What's your question?
480
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,240
Well, I wanted to ask,
481
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,040
what kind of 16-year-old
lets men pay them for sex?
482
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,440
Anything to say to that, Byron?
483
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,080
I didn't... No, I didn't...let...
484
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,600
I...
485
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,080
It just kind of happened,
Mommar, and...
486
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,480
..and I'm sorry, I...
487
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,120
Mommar?
488
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,080
OK, we've heard your
side of the story.
489
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,520
Now, here's the other.
490
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,800
Welcome to the show, Dean.
491
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,400
APPLAUSE
492
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,400
How are you, Dean?
493
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,840
I've been left feeling...
feeling scared.
494
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,240
Violated.
495
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,240
But you're happy to do
the violating, aren't ya?
496
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,280
It was nothing that you
hadn't agreed to...
497
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,920
..and were going to be paid for.
498
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,640
Oh, so money gets you what you want,
does it? Gives you power?
499
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,040
But then I'm asked why
I'd try and make some?!
500
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,200
I mean, hang on a fucking minute -
a couple of days earlier,
501
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,720
it would've been him
who were the criminal!
502
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,880
They should throw the book at ya!
503
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,200
Is there anything else you
two would like to add?
504
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:54,480
I have let man after man use me
505
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,000
cos it felt good to
finally be wanted.
506
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Even when it's scary, I somehow...
507
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,560
..I felt powerful and worthless
all at the same time.
508
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,600
Bad and good.
509
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,680
And sometimes really fucking good.
510
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,160
AUDIENCE GROAN
511
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,600
What? You shocked?
512
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,920
You fucking disgusted, are ya?!
513
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,920
Well, when you lot force
people into the shadows,
514
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,680
don't be surprised
when they go fucking dark!
515
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,120
AUDIENCE SHOUT
516
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,400
SIREN WAILS
517
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,320
Babes, we need to go, like, now!
518
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,920
Someone's called the police, haven't
they? Quick, put this on.
519
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,160
On me?
520
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,440
No, on the party, dickhead.
521
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,120
Hurry up!
522
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,360
Babe, come on.
523
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,000
Come on!
524
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,040
Oh!
525
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,120
SHE SCREAMS
526
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,000
DISTANT SIREN
527
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,920
SHE SCREAMS
528
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,320
Ugh! No, please!
529
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,520
Please, please, please,
don't hurt me.
530
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,080
Please. Please, I want to confess
to a crime. I want to confess.
531
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,560
She told me to confess.
532
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,640
Let me get this right.
533
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,440
You want to willingly
confess to a crime?
534
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,360
Yes.
535
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,920
You might want a solicitor present.
536
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,000
I don't think...
537
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:48,320
I helped rob a man who was
going to pay me for sex.
538
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,360
Say that again.
539
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,720
Try and be clearer.
540
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:01,640
They go out when I'm alone,
and I'm looking and I'm chasing!
541
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,160
What have you taken?
542
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,120
Oh, fuck this.
543
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,520
Do you want to go home?
544
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,880
Yeah!
545
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,920
PEACEFUL PIANO MUSIC
546
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,520
She walks in beauty, like the night
547
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,760
Of cloudless climes and starry skies
548
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,680
And all that's best
of dark and bright
549
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,600
Meet in her aspect and her eyes
550
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
551
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,880
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
552
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,360
One shade the more,
one ray the less
553
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,440
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
554
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,480
Which waves in every raven tress
555
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,880
Or softly lighten o'er her face
556
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,320
Where thoughts serenely
sweet express...
557
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:58,240
Byron! How pure, how dear... Byron!
..their dwelling-place...
558
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,320
And on that cheek,
and o'er that brow
559
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,960
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent
560
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,960
The smiles that win,
the tints that glow
561
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,120
But tell of days in goodness spent
562
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,920
A mind at peace with all below
563
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,360
A heart whose love is...
564
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,200
SHE KISSES
565
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,280
You've been asleep hours.
566
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,320
How are you feeling?
567
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,440
You've given me a
right fright, you have.
568
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,880
First, the bloody police
and now this.
569
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,560
I've called your mam,
but she's away, so...
570
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,520
Will you eat summat before I have
to shove it down your neck?
571
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,160
MOMMAR SIGHS
572
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,280
Is that you up, duckie?
573
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,000
I'm just nipping to shop.
574
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,960
Oh, you're alive, then?
575
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,600
Die, I know this sounds mad, but I
think Mommar's trying to poison me.
576
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,760
She keeps trying to control me.
577
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,520
It's the drugs, you twat.
578
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,800
CALL DISCONNECTS
579
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,480
What the bloody hell
are you playing at?
580
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:39,800
God... Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look at you.
581
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,240
I look like a corpse.
582
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:46,400
Oh, God, Smanfa,
why have I done this to mysen?
583
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,240
I don't know,
but it's not fair on your Mommar.
584
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,040
Am I an awful person?
585
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,560
I must be cos I keep doing
stupid, awful things.
586
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:03,160
I don't think awful people
worry about being awful.
587
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,800
But you do need to
look after yourself,
588
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:12,960
like, less booze and drugs
and everything else.
589
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,880
That sounds worse than this.
590
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,680
There's still time to
sign up to college.
591
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,120
You could get a job too.
592
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,400
Oh, yeah, who'd hire me?
593
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,640
My auntie's friend
has a call centre.
594
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,080
You like talking.
595
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,120
Just get yourself right.
596
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,840
God, you're always so sensible.
597
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,960
Bet you've never done
anything you regret.
598
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,680
Well, I did shag Luke doggy style
at the back of the Leisure Centre.
599
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,320
Smanfa! Did ya?!
600
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,880
Yeah! Oh, my God!
601
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,560
It was bad! It was so bad!
602
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,880
Right, budge up.
603
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,840
Here you are, love.
604
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:09,040
Our Lisa's been on. She's going to
pop round tomorrow, so be nice, eh?
605
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,680
Mommar...
606
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,320
..can I have a cuddle?
607
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,360
Come here.
608
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,160
I'm going to make you
so proud, I promise.
609
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,160
I know you will, duckie.
610
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,760
I know you will.
611
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,320
Slap me. I mean it.
612
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,280
Once, but make it count.
613
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,000
Come on, I've been shit.
Well, we've both been shit.
614
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,160
We both take things too far,
but slap me cos I deserve it.
615
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,960
Fucking slap me and
get it over with it.
616
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,840
I've, erm...
I've just had my nails done.
617
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,400
Don't want to ruin them. Sorry.
618
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,960
Wait, Sash. Sash, Sash.
619
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,320
Look, I'm sorry.
620
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,040
If I'm honest, I've struggling.
621
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,560
I've not been mysen and I think
I just need my friends around me.
622
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,080
Fuckin' 'ell!
623
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,600
Fuck's sake!
624
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,080
You did ask for it, didn't ya?
625
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,080
I don't think Die's talking to me.
626
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,560
Yeah, she's not happy
with me either.
627
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,240
And Bev is still raging.
628
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,960
Bradley's tried talking to her,
but it's just no use.
629
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,080
How are things with you and him?
630
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,480
Yeah. He, erm, says
we've got to be careful,
631
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,240
but he don't want to
give up on me, so...
632
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,960
That's nice. Yeah.
633
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,080
Tell you what, though -
I hate being here alone now.
634
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,640
I reckon every sound's his
psycho auntie coming for me.
635
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,640
Oh, God.
636
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,520
I could move in with you
if you want.
637
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,600
I, er... I think my Mommar
could do with a break from me.
638
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,560
I suppose I could use you as
my little guard dog, couldn't I?
639
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,360
Are you trying to say I'm
a yappy little bitch?
640
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,680
If the shoe fits...
641
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,480
Right, wait here.
I need to grab a cotton pad. OK.
642
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,240
PHONE RINGS
643
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,280
Oh, fuck.
644
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,480
Hiya, Byron speaking.
With whom am I talking?
645
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,800
Detective Nixon,
Nottinghamshire Police.
646
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,240
Hello? Hello?
647
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,680
Er, yeah... Yeah, hi.
648
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,320
Liam Murphy and Arinze Farrell have
provided you as an alibi for the
649
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,680
night of January 25th this year.
650
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,400
Can you confirm you were
with them on that date?
651
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,840
Er, yeah...
652
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,920
Yeah. Er, yeah, I was.
653
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:07,720
We were all together at Liam's flat
until they got a taxi at about 1am.
654
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,800
And can you confirm your
current address for me?
655
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,760
Oh, yeah, well, I've just...
I've just moved.
656
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,920
I'm at 206 Finsbury Avenue,
Sneinton.
657
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,240
Great. OK, thanks.
Thanks for your time.
658
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,800
OK... Thanks.
659
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,560
Thank fuck for that.
660
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,440
I can't find any. I'm going to have
to go to Boots later. OK, great.
661
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,680
Right, so, are you moving in?
662
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,440
And what qualities do you think
you could bring to the role?
663
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,880
Well, I'm fun and I'm friendly,
664
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,680
and I love talking, and when
I do something, I go for it.
665
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,920
I don't do anything half-hearted,
believe you me.
666
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,080
I like that. I like that a lot.
667
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,240
And I'm sure you don't,
but I have to ask,
668
00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,880
do you have a criminal record?
669
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,720
Not that I know of.
670
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:06,040
LAUGHTER
671
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,520
Now, the final and
most important question,
672
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,040
can you start on Monday?
673
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,440
What, you want me?
674
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,040
Oh, my God, I've got the job?
675
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,760
You're exactly the kind of
person that we look for
676
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,240
at Merry Men Holidays.
677
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,280
Things are going to change.
678
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,240
Things are going to be
different from now.
679
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,840
The new era of Byron is here.
680
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,440
Ahh! Yes!
681
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,040
DANCE MUSIC
682
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,880
TURNS MUSIC OFF
683
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,880
Sash!
684
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,080
Guess who got the fucking job?!
685
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,480
Sash? You here?
686
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,560
Sash?
687
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,680
Fuckin' hiya, Bradley.
688
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,720
All right?
689
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,480
Byron, shut the fuckin' door!
690
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,560
BANGING ON DOOR
691
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,240
Shit... Shit, Auntie Bev!
Auntie Bev!
692
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,600
Fuck! Byron, you go.
693
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,000
No, I don't fucking think so.
694
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,680
Say we're not here.
We'll go out the door or something.
695
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,160
Please. Please, Byron, go.
696
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,520
Right, fine. Right, tell me
Mommar I love her, yeah?
697
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,920
Sound, just go.
698
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,720
OK, well...bye, Bradley.
699
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,200
BANGING ON DOOR CONTINUES
700
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,440
Hi. Are you Byron? Yeah.
701
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,120
You're under arrest on suspicion
of a robbery that occurred on the
702
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,600
25th of January at the Ironworks.
703
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,600
You do not have to say anything, but
it may harm your defence if you do
704
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,720
not mention, when questioned,
705
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,920
something which you later
rely on in court.
706
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,680
Anything you do say
may be given in evidence.
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