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This programme contains
very strong language,
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discriminatory language and content,
and scenes of a sexual nature.
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For the first time in my life,
I feel like I'm winning.
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ALARM RINGS
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Sh.
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BANGS ON DOOR
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It's dead woody.
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It's what the girl in the shop said.
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Would you like it?
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Thought it would suit you...
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What time is it?
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Mate, I thought we could hang out.
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Not today. I've got shit to do.
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Don't you want to do it again?
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I do.
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Can't stop thinkin' about it.
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I think we should do
summat even worse...
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Keep your mouth shut, Byron.
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Look, we got away with it, yeah?
Go and enjoy yoursen.
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Like I said, I'm busy.
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DIAL TONE
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Hey, girl. What you doing?
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Hiya, girls, all ri...
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WOLF WHISTLE
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Hiya, boys. Sash, you're late...
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ALL SLAG HER
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Oh, I'm so clumsy.
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Hurry up, you little slag.
Put your minge away.
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Come on. Come on. Get up 'ere!
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You gettin' dolled up
tonight then, or what?!
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Me? No, as if...
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WHISPERS: Die, how'd
your audition go?
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Oh, yeah, good. Did it?!
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Yeah, I only went
and got it, didn't I!
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Fuck off, did you? Yeah.
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Die, that's amazing, babe.
Thanks.
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I fucking knew you would.
Fucking killed it.
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Wait, Die, you had an audition
and never told me?
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Oh, yeah. Well, you said you was
going to go to The Bomb,
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to try and fuck Liam! Oh, yeah.
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Well, did you?
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Patience, Die.
Patience is a virtue...
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DIE CHUCKLES
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I reckon he's seein' someone,
you know.
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Well, if he is,
I'll cut her fucking tits off
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and string her up
by her hair extensions.
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That boy is mine,
he just doesn't know it yet.
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So until then, I'll just...
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Shag all his mates?
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Yeah, exactly!
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Yeah, I thought so.
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DIE CHUCKLES
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Well, go on, have a look around.
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I bet you'd look unreal
in a nice little lob.
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Short little skirt.
Here ya are, look at this.
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What you reckon?
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Are you three in a band, then?
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Oh, yeah, we are, actually.
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We're an S Club 7 tribute band!
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Oh, right! Mm-hm. I'm Rachel.
She's Jo.
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And this is Jon.
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Ooh, right. Well, let me know
if you want owt.
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There's more out the back,
if you want to have a look!
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Oooh, have you? Yeah. Do you want
to come and have a look?
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Well, go on, then, duckie,
let's have a look.
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Fucking Jon, are you kidding?
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Sash... Mm?
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Got to be really something
to pull off blonde.
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I'll do your make-up.
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Will you?
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Yeah.
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How much is she?
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I don't know. I think
she's quite expensive.
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It will be great for the show.
I'm going to give it one of these...
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Ooh!
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I'll give it one of these.
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I might even give it one of these.
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Shake your booty. Die, Die, Die...
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What?! Wait! Wait!
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God, this colour is gorgeous on you.
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Is it? Yeah.
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Well, let me just...
Nah-ah-ah... Stop!
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OK. Sh.
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God.
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Call me fuckin'
Tranny and Susannah...
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Die.
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Can I get some appreciation
over 'ere?!
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Fucking 'ell, Sash!
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Oh, my God, Byron,
you look beautiful, you know?
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What, do I? Yeah.
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Wait, but do I look like a girl?
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You look like a prostitute.
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DIE LAUGHS
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I am a prostitute.
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OVERLAPPING CHATTER
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DARK DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
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THINKS: Do I have beautiful lips?
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Hey, Bev, you all right?
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Yeah. Are you all right, slag bags?
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Fucking 'ell, not you and all.
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What's wrong with havin'
a cock these days? Eh?
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BEV CHUCKLES
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Where is he?
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Oi, Bradders...
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Bradders, come 'ere.
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Now, listen, look after these lot,
all right? They're me mates.
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This is me nephew, Bradley.
Got him a job on't doors, an't I?
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Showin' him the bastard ropes...
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Ey, what, err, where am I going?
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Oh, oh. Err! Every time.
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Classic.
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Oi, hands off the merch, yeah?
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Right, come on.
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Any problems, all right, you find
me, you find Bradders, all right,
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cos we will FUCK EM UP!
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Oi, mate, I fucking
already told you!
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Get 'ere now.
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See, told you...
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All right, girls.
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I just nearly shit masen... Innit?
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But he was dead sexy, weren't he?
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He's unreal.
I bet he's got a massive cock.
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Oh, God.
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Head's up, Hannahs incoming.
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How d'ya know they're called Hannah?
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They're always called Hannah.
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Here we fuckin' go...
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You've got better legs than ME!
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Yeah, a lot of people do, babes.
It's not that fucking hard.
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No, I meant he...
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I mean, she...
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Shim? Shemale?
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You know what, babes,
could be worse.
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Some people are
born without charisma.
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And there's no operation for that.
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Yeah, well, I'd rather be boring
than look like a bad drag queen.
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OTHERS LAUGH
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I hope yous get the fuckin' clap!
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Right, come on, girls.
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She is rank!
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Right, girls, fuck this...
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I know...
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It's fucking dry in here, innit?
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Yeah. Do you want to go?
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Shall we?
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Yeah. Come on, babes.
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Sash, we're going.
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I'm going to get
a man tonight if it kills me.
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There's always
Hucknall Bob's girl...
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As if, babes. I'm a hot new blonde,
I can have who I like.
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GUY SINGS LEERILY
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Here we are...
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What about these?
Oi! Dirty bastard!
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Oi, get back, ya slag!
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THEY GASP
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That's not very nice, is it?
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But that is.
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Why's it hard?
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It's not hard.
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Well, it looks hard to me.
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That's just how big it is.
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Oi, Sash, Die,
does he look hard to you?
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I'm not sure.
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Could be harder.
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I don't know about you lot,
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but I reckon this
needs further investigation.
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Can me mates come?
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FRIEND: Yeah, yeah, I'm down.
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I've got no problem with that.
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Have yous?
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Oh, go on, then.
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R&B MUSIC PLAYS
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Pete, thanks for havin' us, babes.
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You always treat us, don't you?
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Where did you say you found
these creatures?
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Oh, none of your business.
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How old are you?
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Old enough.
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You're a naughty girl, aren't you?
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I like it.
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I'll look after you.
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I don't need lookin' after.
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You like that, don't you?
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I want to get inside you. Yeah.
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Hey. Yeah... Oh, wait. Wait. Wait.
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What's up with you? Nothing...
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I thought you wanted it.
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Yeah, I do just...
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Let me see how wet you are, then.
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Whoo, no, no, no...
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What the fuck?
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Are you...
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Are you a man?
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OI! OI! Get back here, you...
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Fucking slag.
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All right, babe, you done?
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Come here... Hey, where the fuck
do you think you're going?
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Hey! Hey! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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BANGS ON DOOR
Open up! Open the door you...
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What you fucking doin'?
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Just a bit of foot therapy.
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Open that fucking door!
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Hurry. We've got to go, Die, NOW.
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Why?! Die, just fucking move.
We've got to go now!
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Why?!
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Hey! Open up!
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You fucking tranny bastard.
Come here!
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Fucking 'ell.
I didn't think you'd get that far!
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See, I think it's best to tell them
straight away,
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so they don't feel disrespected,
you know?
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Listen, if a man's
letting you suck his dick
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and he's not even asked your name
yet, fuck him.
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Not literally.
It's not about them.
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See, I tell 'em for me,
cos I don't want no drama.
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But have you two had
bad reactions as well?
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No, cos if you look good,
they actually don't care.
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Fucking bitch.
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Yeah, well, that's
when you use the script, don't you?
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What's the script?
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Oh, it's just this stupid thing...
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It's not stupid!
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Basically, when you've been dancin'
with a guy all night, you know,
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you've had a few drinks
and you end up takin him home
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and you're both feeling the vibe.
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But...
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..before you get carried away,
you lean in an' you tell him...
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There's something I need to tell ya.
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What?
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See, I just tell 'em...
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I've, erm...
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..I've got a dick.
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See, I think you've got to soften it
out a bit, you know.
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No, she drags it out.
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Erm, wait, wait.
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So what...
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..what do you say?
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So I say to him...
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I, erm...
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I wasn't born with ovaries.
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What do you mean?
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See, I can't be arsed with all that.
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They always end up askin' anyway.
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Have ya got a dick?
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HE SNICKERS
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And that is when the cycle starts.
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What's the cycle?
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Oh, just summat
they need to go through.
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And it usually starts with...
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I'm not gay, you know?
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Then, after about five minutes,
they'll go...
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I've never been in this situation.
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Then, after about 20 minutes...
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20? Boo for you, girl.
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What? Whatever.
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Anyway, about 20 minutes later,
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they all turn around
and say the same thing.
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And what's that?
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OK.
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You can suck my dick.
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UNZIPPING
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Oh, fuck. Shit.
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Oh, fuck.
263
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,160
Oh, fuck.
264
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,400
What do you say to that?!
265
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,840
Oh, go on, then, duckie.
266
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,680
It's proper Shakespeare, isn't it?
267
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,400
Yeah, erm...
268
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,760
All that...just to suck a cock?
269
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,000
Well, don't call us when you're sat
at home
270
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,360
like a fucking dried-up spinster.
271
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,480
What if one of them try
and fuckin' kill you?
272
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,400
Well, it's not happened to me.
273
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,440
Not yet, anyway.
274
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,440
Die, I don't think
I'm cut out for all this.
275
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,760
Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
Listen, babes...
276
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,240
Look, I wouldn't say this
if I didn't mean it,
277
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,440
but I KNOW you've got what it takes
278
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,800
to be a proper slag.
279
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,000
Serious.
280
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,080
Thanks.
281
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,400
Die!
282
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,480
Ya all right, darlin'?
283
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,040
Oh, shit... Hi, Stella.
284
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,400
WHISPERS: Die. Die, I didn't
know your mum was here.
285
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,360
I would have taken
all my make-up off.
286
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,680
Oh, no, no, don't worry
about all that stuff, babes.
287
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,240
Yeah, my mum's cool with it.
288
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,160
She borrows my bloody wigs!
Does she? Yeah.
289
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,080
Babes, I bet
she don't know how you get 'em!
290
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,280
Lunch is ready.
291
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,000
What is it?
292
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,440
Mutton stew.
293
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,680
Mm-mm!
294
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,080
IN JAMAICAN ACCENT:
Mother, that taste good, you know.
295
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,560
LAUGHTER
296
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,800
Thanks, Mum. God, I love her.
297
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,000
She's great, innit? Yeah.
298
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,480
Can I have some water?
299
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,320
I sound like Sasha.
300
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,320
THEY CHUCKLE
301
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,520
Ey, speaking of...
302
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,600
I saw you
with Liam the other night.
303
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,720
Please tell me there's
nothin' goin' on.
304
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:41,720
Oh, Die, as if! Babe, I shared a cig
with him, that was it.
305
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,080
We barely even spoke.
306
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,760
Well, good.
307
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,160
Cos Sasha would kill you.
308
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,720
What's that?
309
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,760
What?
310
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,480
That, under your make-up.
311
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,440
I got jumped.
312
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,480
Babe, when?!
313
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,680
The night of my audition.
314
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,560
Err, you were with your mamma.
315
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,800
Shit.
316
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,640
Yeah.
317
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,280
It is what it is, though, innit?
318
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,520
Just got to move on.
319
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,960
I mean, it was my own fault, anyway.
320
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,880
I mean, babes, what was I thinking
going out dressed like that?
321
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:31,040
Yeah, it's not... Die,
don't...don't...don't say that.
322
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,080
Die...
323
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,840
..are you OK?
324
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,880
Yeah.
325
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,280
Yeah! Yeah, I am.
326
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,640
Honestly.
327
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,480
Oh, Byron, my love?
328
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,120
Are you staying for lunch?
329
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,600
Fuck.
330
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,560
Fuck. What time is it?!
331
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,040
Sorry, Stella, I have to run.
332
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,560
DOORBELL RINGS
333
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,840
Hiya. Hi, you OK?
334
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,480
Yeah, fine.
335
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,040
What you wearing that for?
What you wearing THAT for...
336
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,840
Hi. Byron!
337
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,400
Nice to meet you, finally.
338
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,040
Oh, God, a hug. Hi.
339
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,960
Erm, it's a nice place you've got.
340
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,640
Oh, thanks.
341
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,240
Your mam says it needs
a woman's touch.
342
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,960
Oh, God, she'll always find
something to touch.
343
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,840
Come on through. Oh, thanks.
344
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,800
Take your shoes off.
345
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,720
It's a big house, innit?
346
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,960
OK, folks, here we go.
347
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,920
Thank you. Thanks, Bobby.
348
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:01,360
No problem. All the same.
349
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,280
There you go, Byron. Thanks, Mum.
350
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,240
Oh, thank you, darling.
No, thank you.
351
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,640
Yeah, that's yours, I believe. I put
the semi-skimmed in it for you.
352
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,640
Thank you.
353
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:15,320
So do you know the Mountford
estate then, Bobby? Byron...
354
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,960
What? Bobby, our house
is the nicest on the estate.
355
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,440
It is, you can't miss it.
356
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,560
It's the one with the broken fence
the council can't be arsed to fix.
357
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,400
Yeah, but it's nice on the inside.
358
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,800
Yeah, it is now. It is.
359
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,600
So what do you do, then, Bobby?
360
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,600
Accountant.
361
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,880
What, really?
362
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,520
Maths! Bit of a geek.
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
363
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,920
Her usual type, they can't count
to ten, can they?
364
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,000
Byron! Oh, God, sorry.
You'll make me spill.
365
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,200
Oh, not on them jeans. Sorry.
366
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,840
I hear you're sitting
your final exam tomorrow.
367
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,200
Yeah, I am.
368
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,320
Have you decided what
you're doing next? Oh, I...
369
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,840
I don't know yet. I'm not too sure.
370
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,520
Yeah, you do,
you're doing sixth form.
371
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,400
Yeah, well, hopefully,
fingers crossed.
372
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,120
Fantastic.
373
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,240
Good for you, son!
374
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,760
Oh, thanks.
375
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,360
You stayin' for dinner?
Your mam's makin' coq au vin...
376
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,800
What? Oh, yeah, but you probably
can't stay that long, can you?
377
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,120
Because, you know, you got
your big day tomorrow.
378
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,520
You got to revise.
379
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,200
Yeah.
380
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,240
Yeah, I do.
381
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,960
But...but next time, Bobby.
382
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,040
You wait.
383
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,000
Coq au vin, I'm in.
384
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,800
What do you think?
385
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,360
Yeah. I think he's nice,
386
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,080
and he really likes you.
387
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,040
I think he's going to be
really good for us.
388
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,520
Yeah.
389
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,360
You know, he's asked me
to move in with him and Robert!
390
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,120
Oh... Wow. Tha... Tha...
391
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,440
That's amazing, Mum.
392
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,840
Yeah. Can't believe it!
393
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,000
All right, then.
Well, good luck for tomorrow. OK.
394
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,800
And give me a call.
Let me know how it goes.
395
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,440
Yeah, I will. All right. OK. bye.
396
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,600
Bye.
397
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,680
BIRDS TWEET
398
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,640
INDISTINCT SPEECH ON TV
399
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,280
SHOES THUMP
400
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,960
DOOR CLICKS SHUT
401
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,400
You take that one.
402
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,360
You looking, darling?
403
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,600
20 for oral, 50 all the way.
404
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,680
Yeah?
405
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,600
Fuck, fuck.
406
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,800
Fuck.
407
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,920
Yeah, it's time to go, duck.
408
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,320
You looking?
409
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,320
It's, er... It's 20 for oral.
410
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,920
What about fucking?
411
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,680
I can't, I'm on my period.
412
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,680
What's your name?
413
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,320
Nicole.
414
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,120
Like the car advert.
415
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,200
SHE LAUGHS
416
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,960
There's, er...
417
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,880
There's summat you should know.
I've, er...
418
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,520
I've got a...
419
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,440
In there?
420
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,680
Yeah.
421
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,160
THEY BREATHE HEAVILY
422
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,840
NICOLE GASPS
423
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,480
SHE BREATHES HEAVILY
424
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,920
Turn around.
425
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,200
HE MOANS, SHE GASPS
426
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,280
MOANING AND GASPING
427
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,960
THEY MOAN
428
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,880
SHE BREATHES HEAVILY
429
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,160
SHE LAUGHS
430
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,640
Clean it.
431
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,240
SHE SPITS
432
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,360
ZIPPER ZIPS
433
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,920
You're gorgeous.
434
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,880
And...
435
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,280
..if you ever need...
436
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,840
..anything...
437
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,520
It's dangerous out 'ere.
438
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,520
WHISPERS: David.
439
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,040
SHE CHUCKLES
440
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,640
SHE EXHALES DEEPLY
441
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:25,200
MUSIC PLAYS ON TV
442
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:07,520
INDISTINCT SPEECH ON TV
443
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,400
Where you been?
444
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,000
Just...here.
445
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,720
I've got an English exam later
so I've just been revising.
446
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,680
No, last night, where were you?
447
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,840
I couldn't sleep,
so I just went out on my bike.
448
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,040
I didn't think you'd care.
449
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,680
You think I'm stupid, don't you?
450
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,000
Deano saw you...
451
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,920
..going down Notts.
452
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,400
I ain't been down Notts.
453
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,280
Yeah, don't get fucking smart.
454
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,400
I know a lot of people.
455
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,280
You think I don't know
what's going on?
456
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,360
HE EXHALES DEEPLY
457
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,000
Do you know how this looks?
458
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,040
HE SNIGGERS
459
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,400
Sorry, I didn't...
460
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,880
Sorry.
461
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,440
Oh, no, you're all right.
You find it fucking funny, do you?
462
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,000
No, I don't. I don't...I don't find
it funny.
463
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,240
Right, OK, well...
464
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,960
..you can fuck off
to wherever the fuck it is
465
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,600
you've been sneaking off to,
cos I don't have to put up with you.
466
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,960
You're 16 now, aren't you?
467
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,560
You know what?
468
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,760
I am 16.
469
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,600
All you care about is yoursen.
470
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,600
Well, let me tell you summat -
you walk out this house a boy,
471
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,440
but one day, you'll come back...
472
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,400
..and when you do,
you will be a man.
473
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,520
I wouldn't hold your breath.
474
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,600
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
475
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,720
There are perks to being
a problem child.
476
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,080
There's no fear for us.
477
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,840
No shame.
478
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,160
We know who we are
and what we want.
479
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,880
Ew! You dirty slag!
480
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,280
I'm not a slag.
481
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,320
I'm...er...
482
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,360
Sexually liberated!
483
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,360
So, go on, fuck off.
484
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,960
BOTH: You cunts.
485
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,600
So call me a freak,
486
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:00,800
a slag,
487
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,880
a dirty degenerate.
488
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,120
I don't give a fuck
what you think.
489
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,080
Throw me to the dogs.
490
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,960
Cos I've got fuck all to lose.
491
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,800
So she's gone and done it, then?
Yep.
492
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,560
BELL TINKLES
493
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,960
Hello, officer.
494
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,760
Hi.
Hi. This way, please.
495
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,240
Thanks.
496
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,640
No good?
497
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,440
I didn't come here to eat, did I?
498
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,240
Why do you do it?
499
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:14,120
Do what?
500
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,320
Fuck strangers in parks.
What do you think?
501
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,920
Well, it's fun, innit?
502
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,240
If you need money...
503
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,760
I don't need money.
504
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,200
What, so you just
like being afraid?
505
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,840
Plenty of other ways to do that.
506
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,320
Jump out of a plane.
507
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,560
Become a policeman.
508
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,840
You're a shit policeman.
509
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,520
You're worth more than you reckon.
510
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,280
Got promoted to Flying Squad.
511
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,680
Oh, did you?
What do Flying Squad entail?
512
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,240
Firearms, gun crime.
513
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,720
They don't call it Shottingham
for no reason.
514
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,080
SHE LAUGHS WEAKLY
515
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,240
I start Monday.
516
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,720
Right, well...
517
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,240
Well done.
518
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:12,280
I'm serious.
519
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,560
All it takes is you pissing...
520
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,560
Why do you care so much?
521
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,840
Is this a date?
522
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,160
Oh, my God, look at you.
523
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,880
Ah, we're on a date, aren't we?
524
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,840
You look dead sexy
when you're embarrassed.
525
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,800
I don't date prozzies, I fuck 'em.
526
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,160
Right, well come on, then, let's...
Usually only the once.
527
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,600
That's for them, not you.
528
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,040
Go home.
529
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,640
Well, he basically wants to marry
the fuck out of me.
530
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,640
No, he wants to Pretty Woman
the fuck out of you.
531
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,920
There's a big difference.
It's a fetish, you know.
532
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,080
Yeah, every girl's dream, babes!
533
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,560
You know there's more to life
than male validation?
534
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,520
Yeah, that's cause you're
a fucking rug-muncher, Nikki.
535
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,920
Oh, I'm serious.
536
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,440
What do you get from letting
a random bloke grope you in a club?
537
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,000
Everything. Letting you suck his
dick in a dirty alleyway?
538
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,040
Er, pride, babes,
that he actually thinks I'm a girl.
539
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,200
You should be proud, Die.
540
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,560
You taught me everything I know,
you little slag.
541
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,600
SHE LAUGHS
542
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,600
And besides, Nik,
543
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,560
some of us just like cock!
544
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,040
Yeah, we know. It's all you fucking
talk about nowadays, Byron.
545
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,280
It's getting really fucking boring.
546
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,000
Oh, you jealous, Sash?
547
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,160
Cos every man who walked past
wants to fuck me, I'm so gorgeous!
548
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,440
Hi.
549
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,200
All right, then, why don't
we see if they agree?
550
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,480
Oh, Jesus.
551
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,560
Oh, my God.
Is that Bev's nephew?!
552
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,160
Is it? Even better.
553
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,840
Er, no, babes, if he found out,
he would kill you.
554
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,080
And the same wi' Bev.
555
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,120
Fuck it.
556
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,280
What?
They having a laugh?
557
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,760
She doesn't pissing listen.
558
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,480
Us lot, in there?
These ain't our people, babe.
559
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,760
Yeah, I know.
560
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,720
Look, I'll just text you
when I'm home, yeah?
561
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,080
I'll be all right.
562
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,120
Bye, babe. See you in a bit.
Stay safe.
563
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,160
Love you, girls.
564
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,840
My God.
565
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,600
We're going to die in here.
566
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,560
Oh, here comes trouble...
567
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,480
Hiya, Bradley.
Hiya, Brad.
568
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,080
Do you remember me? It's Sasha.
569
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,120
Bev's mates from the club.
570
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,040
What the fuck
are you lot doing here?
571
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,120
Oh, she wanted to see if anyone
fancied a little snooker game.
572
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,280
HE GROANS
573
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,680
Thanks.
574
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,040
I'm on your team, Bradley.
575
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,200
Die. Mm-hm?
576
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,680
Me and you, babes.
577
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,080
Go and do your thing, babes.
578
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,280
OK.
579
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,280
Two on one, yeah?
580
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,320
Oh, yeah. She's great at sports.
581
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,960
Oh! You're so good.
582
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,880
Oh, fuck's sake.
583
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,520
That's not bad. Thanks.
584
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,280
Am I, erm... Am I doing
this right, Bradley?
585
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,760
Eh? Yeah, yeah.
586
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,200
Yeah? Yeah, go on.
587
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,520
There you go.
I'm so good.
588
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,480
God, guess those big
hands are useful.
589
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,200
Oh, Bradley, could you help me?
590
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,120
Just, I've never played before.
591
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,840
HE CLEARS THROAT
592
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,360
Come here. OK.
593
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,840
Now, like this...
594
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,320
I'm a bit nervous.
595
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,000
Would you ever fuck
a transsexual, Bradley?
596
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Are you taking the piss? What?
597
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,240
Sash...
598
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,240
PHONE RINGS
599
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,280
What?
600
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,440
Hello?
601
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,480
Hiya.
602
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,240
Hiya.
Are you taking the piss?
603
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,520
He's mine. Fuck off.
604
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,920
Just you fucking wait.
605
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,760
All right. Yeah, yeah. See you soon.
606
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,200
All right.
607
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,440
Oh, was that you
girlfriend, then, yeah?
608
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,720
Eh? No, no, no, it was, er,
me Auntie Bev.
609
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,920
HE LAUGHS
610
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,560
Oh, what, is Bev's coming here?
611
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,440
Yeah, she'll be buzzing
to see you lot.
612
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,040
Oh, do you know what, girls?
I'm not feeling too good, you know?
613
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,360
Maybe we should go.
614
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,640
Are you not?
615
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,600
Oh, well, why don't you
and Sasha go? You live so close.
616
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,360
Bradley, do you drive?
617
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,800
Only, I've got to get back all
the way to Hucknall
618
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,760
and I'm terrified
of public transport.
619
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,080
Will you take me?
620
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,720
Bradley, you've got ten seconds
to pick one of us
621
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,360
to suck you off in the toilets.
622
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,320
Which one is it?
What?!
623
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,840
What, you're not serious,
are you, though?
624
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,480
Just fucking chose.
625
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,840
Quick.
626
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,880
It's not hard.
627
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,760
Sasha. Come on, then.
628
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,880
Fuck's sake.
629
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,360
Stupid dickhead.
630
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,200
Oh, girls, you will never believe
how big his cock is.
631
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,800
He nearly knocked
a fucking tooth out.
632
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,840
And he even used the script as well.
He said, "I'm not gay, you know!"
633
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,760
Right. Let's go, then. Come on.
634
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,760
Oh, girls, it was just a bit of fun.
635
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:55,240
Fun? What, nearly outing us
in a room full of fucking men?
636
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,560
Yeah, real fun, Sash.
637
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,040
Yeah, we knew you
were desperate, Sash,
638
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,040
but no-one knew you were
that fucking desperate.
639
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,800
You're just jealous, Byron,
that I've got everything they want -
640
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,480
the face, the hair and the body.
641
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,160
What, you mean tits so big,
no-one has to look
642
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,480
at your botched fucking face?
643
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,640
Yeah, good one, babes.
644
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,920
I'd get a fucking refund.
645
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,160
You ugly fucking bitch.
646
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,720
Yeah, you might get
a shag every now and then
647
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,080
but it's cos people think
you're fucking easy!
648
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,320
And you're just a little boy...
649
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,720
..with daddy issues,
playing dress up.
650
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:25,280
Er, now, Sash, that ain't on.
You know what? It's fine.
651
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,560
You're a fucking fake!
652
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,600
I'm a fake?
653
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,760
Liam weren't saying that
when I was fucking him.
654
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,360
Did you hear that?
655
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,880
I've been fucking him, Sash.
656
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,880
So guess what?
657
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,920
I win.
658
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,440
WHISPERS: I fucking win.
659
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,960
Sash!
660
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,760
I win, Sash.
661
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,720
I always fucking win.
662
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,120
So, go on, fuck off!
663
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,920
Byron.
664
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,680
What?
665
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,840
Why didn't you tell me?
666
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,000
Right, and then what?
667
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,040
Well...
668
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,640
..I emptied his bank accounts
at a local petrol station
669
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,400
while Liam stuck him up.
670
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,480
Fucking hell, Byron! Are you mad?!
671
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,440
I know, but he's not going to talk,
is he? Babe, he's a nonce.
672
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,640
Right. And Liam?
673
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,840
Well, he weren't bothered
with me, either.
674
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,880
What you doing?
Good!
675
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,600
I'm blocking his number an' all.
676
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:47,160
You...are a fucking idiot,
do you know that?
677
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,200
Like, why can't you just find
a decent guy?
678
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,520
What about that David?
679
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,600
I swear, he likes you.
680
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,560
He's a police officer.
681
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,520
Are you fuckin' mad?!
682
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,040
SHE LAUGHS
683
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,640
No, you've lost your
fucking mind, babes!
684
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,040
Shit!
685
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,240
White people, man. Pure drama.
686
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,960
Oh, babe, what am I like?
Yeah, what are you fucking like?
687
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,000
I can't believe you did that
to Sash as well.
688
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,880
No, but, Die, I promise, it was...
689
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,520
It just came out.
690
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,960
Yeah, well, you two just need
to stop this rivalry bullshit.
691
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,400
I mean, it's her.
She's a fucking bitch.
692
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,920
Er, she's been through a lot, babes.
693
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,000
She grew up in care. Her family
didn't want nothing to do with her.
694
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,720
She's got no-one.
695
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,360
And if I've learnt
anything recently...
696
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,080
..it's that we need
to stick together.
697
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,480
Look, don't worry about
the past now.
698
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,440
Because you can't change it,
can you? So leave it.
699
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,440
But, please, no more drama, girl...
700
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,640
IN JAMAICAN ACCENT: Because me
can't tek it no more. Me tired!
701
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,760
Oh, babe, you look tired.
702
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,120
Ah! You cheeky bitch!
703
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,920
Hey, promise me.
704
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,160
Promise.
705
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,840
THEY LAUGH
706
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,840
Thank you.
707
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,880
Thank you.
708
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,000
Liam Murphy?
709
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,800
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