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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,588 Hello there. 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,549 I'm Ryan Reynolds. 3 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,551 Yeah, hmm. 4 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,678 That Ryan Reynolds. 5 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:13,388 I'm a film actor, 6 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:15,557 occasionally I dabble in television 7 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,726 and other industries. 8 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,602 I'm also a father. 9 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,273 But I'm ready to move on from all of that crap. 10 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:26,901 So what's next? 11 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,154 Wildlife, that's what. 12 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,742 Nope, not these blowhards. 13 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,243 They don't need my help. 14 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:38,872 I'm here for these guys. 15 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:41,082 Nature's benchwarmers. 16 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,667 I'm talking grade-A freaks 17 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:46,755 and their freakin' bizarre, weird, freakshow lives. 18 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:49,090 Get ready for the Underdogs. 19 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,926 ♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪ 20 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,512 These guys are the grossest, weirdest... 21 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:57,098 ♪ I'm not number one, but I'm second to none ♪ 22 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,726 ...the most unlikely stars in the great movie of life. 23 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:03,855 ♪ Heroes are overrated when you are the outlaw ♪ 24 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,523 Now it's their time to shine. 25 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:09,444 ♪ Cuz I wanna be your underdog ♪ 26 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,863 Wherever there is blatant mischief, 27 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:14,616 wherever there is abject cowardice, 28 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:18,745 wherever there is unbearable sexual tension... 29 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:26,920 ...that's where you'll find the underdogs. 30 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:27,962 You tell 'em, Green Day. 31 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,673 ♪ I'm not a loser ♪ 32 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:33,009 ♪ I'm not a loser ♪ 33 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:36,471 ♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪ 34 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:37,764 I'm Ryan Reynolds. 35 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,058 ♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪ 36 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:41,935 And I endorse these weirdoes. 37 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:56,157 For animals, life is kinda like a game. 38 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:02,497 They need to gather resources and overcome obstacles 39 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:06,084 to achieve their objectives. 40 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:10,171 And this game is hard, 41 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:12,841 especially for an underdog. 42 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,013 So sometimes you have to play dirty to win. 43 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:26,187 And I mean disgusting. 44 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,438 Hang on to your lunch, kids, 45 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:32,402 because it's time to play Total Grossout. 46 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:42,829 First up, somebody who's found a "hole" new way 47 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,664 to protect themself from predators 48 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,167 on the reefs of Polynesia. 49 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,794 You'll get that joke in a second. 50 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:56,217 This is a pearlfish, 51 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,679 and right now, she has a pretty big problem. 52 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:06,394 She's almost invisible in the nighttime, 53 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:09,063 but she's stayed out past her bedtime, 54 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,441 and... 55 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,860 if a predator spots her now, 56 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,571 it's gonna be game over. 57 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,743 Mmm, yep. Like that. 58 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,119 That's one way to go. 59 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,582 Right, let's try again. 60 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,295 Oookay. 61 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,047 Pearlfish, round two. 62 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:36,466 Okay, swimming. 63 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:38,468 Swimming... 64 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,261 Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda. 65 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,596 Staying away from the bad guys. 66 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:44,515 No, yep, nope, nope, not that way. 67 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:50,939 Gotta find a hiding place, and fast. 68 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,440 Nope, nope, not there. 69 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:54,484 Now if you've played video games at all, 70 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,402 you know there's a boss around here somewhere. 71 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,489 And if you're a real gamer, you know there's two options: 72 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,158 run toward danger and fight, 73 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,328 or hide and hope it goes away. 74 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,332 And what do we have here? 75 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,960 A gigantic sea turd. 76 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,962 Let's pixelate that out. 77 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,214 Oh, no, sorry, that's-- no, that is a sea cucumber. 78 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,091 I'm so sorry, that's not, uh, 79 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:22,345 that is not the of a lumberjack, if I may say so. 80 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,430 It not only oozes deadly toxins 81 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:29,227 but it also breathes out of its butt. 82 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:36,359 Because dreams really do come true. 83 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:37,819 But when your life depends on it, 84 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:41,614 sometimes you got to get a little creative. 85 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:46,995 Is that it... yawning... with its butt? 86 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,997 Okay. 87 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,832 Okay, well, whatever it's doing, 88 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,794 that open portal presents the pearlfish with a solution. 89 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,884 Understandably, that sea cucumber 90 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:05,763 is a little unsure. 91 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,432 I know I would be. 92 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,812 But it can't clench forever. 93 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,653 Now is her chance. 94 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,783 A layer of mucus protects her from the toxins, 95 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,660 and... 96 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,331 Ohhh. 97 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,125 Reverse parking. Mmm. 98 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,807 You see, the underdogs, they know that in the game of life, 99 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:53,644 an unthinkably revolting solution can save your ass, 100 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:57,440 and an ass can save your life. 101 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:03,071 Who has access to my memoir and why is this plagiarized? 102 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,163 But you can't solve 103 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,164 all your problems 104 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,416 by hiding in a butthole. 105 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,377 Sometimes the game of life requires you 106 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,170 to go on the offensive. 107 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:23,716 And these filthy animals invented the term offensive. 108 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,095 Actually, it was the Romans, 109 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:30,932 uh, the Romans invented the word offensive and Rubicon 110 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:32,183 and scuttlebutt. 111 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,810 I'm sorry, what's that? No? 112 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:38,147 Anyway, this adorable little creature is a tortoise beetle. 113 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,735 And at first glance, she's not disgusting at all, 114 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,279 which is refreshing. 115 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,240 Clean feet. 116 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,743 Clean antennae. 117 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,329 She does not like dirt one bit. 118 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,455 Total neat freak. 119 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,418 Which is unfortunate, 120 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,088 as she's about to become a new mom, 121 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:06,926 and, as we all know, kids are absolutely disgusting. 122 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:07,927 All of them. 123 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,303 Yep, yours, too. 124 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:10,972 Yeah, and mine. 125 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,682 Full hazmat. 126 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:16,727 They may be just the size of a grain of rice. 127 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,397 I'm guessing that's short grain, not long? 128 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,066 But they're still big eaters. 129 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:27,738 And all that food has to go somewhere. 130 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,784 And that somewhere, yep, 131 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,203 is a couple of poop-collecting spikes 132 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,663 right next to their butts. 133 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:40,168 Oh, my , it just gets worse. 134 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,335 But notice that momma beetle, 135 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,005 she's not reaching for the baby wipes. 136 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:48,759 And that's because all this dried-on poop has a purpose. 137 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,765 Killer ants would devour her newborns 138 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:57,894 without a moment's hesitation. 139 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:03,065 And I wonder, are they available for babysitting? 140 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:08,196 Ants hunt by smell and can sniff out beetle larvae 141 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,864 faster than your Uncle Tim 142 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:13,576 can chug a box of chardonnay at Christmas. 143 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:21,667 Time for mom to put her disgust aside, 144 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,295 and reveal her tactical genius. 145 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,052 Like a well-drilled Roman army, 146 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:35,139 her poop-encrusted babies line up into formation. 147 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,019 And mom climbs aboard. 148 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:49,737 Maximus Mom-imus has a plan. 149 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:52,823 They just need to hold. 150 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,498 Hold! 151 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,005 Hooold! 152 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,595 Present arms! 153 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:18,432 And wave that poop! 154 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,944 For an ant that can't see very well, 155 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:32,989 and lives in a world of scent, 156 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,908 this experience must be a little unexpected. 157 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,621 Apparently, the world's greatest scientists 158 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:46,836 are still debating exactly how the poop waving repels the ant. 159 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,299 Really, they think that's a mystery? 160 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:54,594 I think my fellow parents will agree 161 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,846 that when it comes to chemical weapons, 162 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:00,391 a dirty diaper, well, it beats just about anything. 163 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:15,072 So, playing dirty can keep you and your offspring in the game. 164 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:19,243 But what about when the game is an epic quest? 165 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,538 And I don't know, what if science was real 166 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:26,000 and called it migration? 167 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,382 Sea cows! 168 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,931 Now, I know what you're thinking, 169 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,225 manatees aren't gross, they're adorable. 170 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,979 The mythical inspiration for mermaids. 171 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:51,192 But I assure you, the gross is coming. 172 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:55,821 Meet our hardworking single mom and her precious only child, 173 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,574 we're gonna call her Nezzy. 174 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,701 Except all the letters are silent, 175 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:04,955 it's pronounced. 176 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,124 It's winter here in Florida, 177 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,377 and it's very cold for manatees. 178 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,421 But mom has a plan, 179 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,132 and she's taking little Nezzy 180 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:18,386 to a very special, almost sacred place, 181 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:22,515 where the water is warm and manatees assemble once a year 182 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:23,891 like a manatee Christmas 183 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:28,062 or Coachella without all the sex, drugs and dysentery. 184 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:31,899 The problem is, it's hundreds of miles away. 185 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:37,488 And there's another thing, 186 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,367 Mom and Nezzy are running out of fuel. 187 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,953 Mom needs to make a pitstop to feed herself 188 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,664 and get Nezzy the milk she desperately needs 189 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,541 to complete the journey. 190 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,338 Lots of seagrass down there, so you know, what's the problem? 191 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,385 Well, the problem is 192 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,346 Mom is a bit of a... 193 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:05,349 yeah, a floater. 194 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,771 Gas from all her previous grassy meals 195 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,857 has built up in her body, 196 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,192 causing her to become stranded at the surface. 197 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:19,947 And if she can't feed herself or Nezzy, they'll die. 198 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:24,702 And whose fault is that, Mom? 199 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,873 If only nature had a way of expelling excess gas 200 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,750 from the body. 201 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:45,848 Oh, yeah, like a pro. 202 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,601 While these bubbles are something you never want to see 203 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,352 in a shared bath on a first date, 204 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:54,523 they're a vital part of buoyancy control for manatees. 205 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,151 It's like the submarine movie when Sean Connery is like, 206 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,196 "Dive, dive, you shtupid boys!" 207 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,322 but he's playing a Russian, 208 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:02,782 but he's speaking with a Scottish accent, 209 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,909 because, you know, movie stars, lazy. 210 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,328 Anyway, having lost gas and descended, 211 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,247 she can finally gorge herself on seagrass. 212 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,300 Then it's back to the surface for Nezzy to get her meal, 213 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,053 by latching onto a nipple in Mom's armpit. 214 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,846 There's nothing weird about that at all. 215 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,724 Accept it. Let it happen. 216 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,775 And then it's swim, 217 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,486 eat, 218 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,281 fart, repeat. 219 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,868 Like Uncle Tim on New Year's Eve. 220 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,962 All the way to their paradise destination. 221 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,634 Lovely. 222 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,553 But they don't care about the view. 223 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:10,266 The water from the power plant is clean and it's warm. 224 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,394 And winter here is like one giant, communal 225 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:16,772 bodily gas-powered jacuzzi spa from hell. 226 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,942 Like only Florida could deliver. 227 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:23,237 Everything a manatee mom and calf could ask for. 228 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,906 You kick back and relax, Nezzy. 229 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:27,825 You earned it. 230 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,750 Self-defense, epic quests, 231 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,503 let's keep this gross gameplay going 232 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:43,757 by meeting an underground underdog. 233 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:52,933 We're deep down inside a New Zealand cave. 234 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,938 But someone down here is about to turn on the lights. 235 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,576 Oooooh. 236 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,957 Venture down here after dark and you're gonna feel like 237 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,877 you've been cast as an extra in Avatar, 238 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:24,048 or you've accidentally dropped acid instead of aspirin. 239 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,385 So who's the creator of this dazzling array? 240 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,263 Ohh! 241 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,976 This filthy dungeon dweller is the larva 242 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:40,981 of a carnivorous fungus gnat, and she is hungry. 243 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,403 All this twinkly stuff is her way of luring in 244 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,114 the food she needs to transform into an adult. 245 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:55,120 And the key to it all is mucus. 246 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,540 For over 200 days, she and her friends 247 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,376 dribble out strings of special slime, 248 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,002 festooning their gnat cave 249 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:06,256 with a combination of urea, silk and water. 250 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,801 The episode, it's called "Total Grossout," 251 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,011 you knew what you were getting into. 252 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:22,022 Then, ah, the final touch. 253 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,822 Using a chemical reaction in their butts... 254 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,407 Yup, you heard me. 255 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,785 ...they light up their garlands like snot chandeliers... 256 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:41,375 ...to create the world's most beautiful death trap. 257 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,926 And here comes the perfect victim. 258 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,137 A mayfly. 259 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,516 High in protein, but low in smarts. 260 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,855 All he sees is a beautiful night sky to navigate by. 261 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:19,329 Now comes phase two of the fungus gnat's strategy. 262 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,132 She slowly hauls up the still-alive mayfly 263 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,342 into her loving embrace. 264 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:43,187 By loving embrace, I mean that she liquefies his body 265 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,814 and sucks him up like a milkshake. 266 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:51,820 A few more meals like this, and she turns herself into a pupa. 267 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,908 Even though, rightly, it should probably be the authorities. 268 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,911 And 12 days later, she emerges 269 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:03,290 as a magnificent adult butterfly-- 270 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:07,461 oh, no, she hatches into an adult carnivorous fungus gnat. 271 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,879 Gross. 272 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:13,759 Ready to carpe the heck out of that diem. 273 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,636 Hello, world! 274 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,306 Hello, sky. 275 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,607 Oh, hello, neighbor's death trap snot hammock. 276 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,402 Well, I never said she was smart. Circle of life. 277 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,487 Bye for now. 278 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,996 So an occasional act of grossness 279 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,583 can help you beat a level. 280 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,627 But some underdogs have made being filthy 281 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,213 their entire gameplay strategy. 282 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:03,684 This is a three-toed sloth. 283 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,024 He's never washed. 284 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,985 Ever. 285 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:21,201 And now there's an entire ecosystem 286 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,037 living off the dirt in his fur... 287 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,042 ...turning him green. 288 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,795 But that is his secret hack. 289 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,847 As long as he stays in the canopy, 290 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:46,560 being green and grimy keeps him hidden from his main predator. 291 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:54,610 The harpy eagle. 292 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,415 But these sloths like to live dangerously... 293 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,083 in the slow lane. 294 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,589 About once a week these unsung daredevils 295 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:16,965 leave the safety of the canopy 296 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,384 to climb all the way down their tree, 297 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:24,932 an activity so dangerous, more than half of them die doing it. 298 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,685 Oh! 299 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,604 I think that was Uncle Alan. 300 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,564 See you in the next life, buddy. 301 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,818 Now, science may have finally figured out the mystery 302 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:41,281 of why these sloths would make a move so dangerous, so often, 303 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,785 an immediate "game over," and we can reveal the answers 304 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,663 just as soon as he gets there, 305 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:52,709 which will take... a long... time. 306 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,878 Come on, man. 307 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,339 Time is money. 308 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,507 Come on, let's go, brother, 309 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,343 every moment your life is at risk! 310 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,935 Sorry, this can take how long? 311 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,355 No, we don't have time for that. 312 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,525 Yes, you're right, I don't have time for that. 313 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,570 Yes, I'm costing you a lot of money. 314 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,739 Let's move on. 315 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:29,246 Some underdogs are so deeply into grossout tactics, 316 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,290 they actually find it a turn-on. 317 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,256 But I'm not telling you anything more, 318 00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,800 because you're probably not even a real therapist. 319 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,888 This is Ireland. 320 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,184 And this is Craig, a male red deer 321 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,895 hoping to mate for the first time. 322 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,442 He's just got one problem. 323 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:03,572 Mating season is a little... fighty. 324 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,539 Males beat the crap out of one another 325 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:16,376 in a predictably macho attempt to impress the ladies. 326 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,197 You dumb buck. 327 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,116 And no one is worse than this guy. 328 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:55,874 Craig's arch rival, the dominant male. 329 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,380 But some of the ladies, 330 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:04,424 they can sniff out an insecure alpha a mile away. 331 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,223 This is Jane Doe. 332 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,892 A deer, a female deer. 333 00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:16,770 I'm so sorry. I had to do it. 334 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,648 And to use local parlance, 335 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:25,153 she thinks the dom is a lazy, beef-witted stick. 336 00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:34,371 But Craig, he's not like those other bucks. 337 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:35,747 He's a nice guy. 338 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:39,167 He's, all he's gotta do is get Jane to notice him. 339 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,171 The trouble is, when it comes to strategies 340 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,674 for impressing Jane that don't involve fighting, 341 00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:48,593 most of the guys have no idea. 342 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:54,141 I'm so sorry. Won't happen again. 343 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:58,353 And some of them just aren't into Jane in the first place. 344 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:08,113 But Craig knows there is one other thing a male deer can do 345 00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,823 to impress a female. 346 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:16,580 He waits until just the right moment, and... 347 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:22,836 Sweet Michael Fassbender, now that is a move! 348 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,297 Oh, Craig, you crazy. 349 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,925 I think I want to have your baby. 350 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:34,556 Craig is spraying himself in a mixture of pee and semen 351 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:35,891 on purpose. 352 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:40,562 As cologne goes, well, that's a bold choice. 353 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,648 But thanks to all those sweet-smelling pheromones, 354 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,609 Jane loves it. 355 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,659 And while the dom is busy fighting, 356 00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:58,955 she sneaks off for a round with fragrant Craig. 357 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,085 Avert your eyes. 358 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,088 This isn't for you. 359 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,424 This is just for me. 360 00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:12,761 Oh, okay, that was fast. 361 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,513 Way to level up, Craig. 362 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,973 I guess beauty really is in the eye of the beholder, 363 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,935 or in this case, the nose. 364 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,107 And if you think that was gross, 365 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,108 hold onto your hippos, 366 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,111 because it's time for a full-on assault. 367 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,114 Ass-sault. 368 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:35,700 Ass... sault. 369 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,712 This is... 370 00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:53,134 Yep, ooh, okay, I'm gonna just call him Po. 371 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:57,222 After a hard day patrolling the riverbank, 372 00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:59,140 he's heading back to his wallow, 373 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:02,352 to the somewhat awkward company of his many exes. 374 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:08,733 And his various kids. 375 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,580 Oops, mind the little one. 376 00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,583 But Po's peaceful home life 377 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,836 is about to get turned upside down. 378 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:33,174 Upriver, water holes are drying up. 379 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,678 Space is running out. 380 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,097 Rival males are starting battles 381 00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,850 over access to deep water. 382 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,745 And when two of the most dangerous animals on the planet 383 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,288 go head to head, 384 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:07,125 outcomes can be... 385 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,170 decisive. 386 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,973 Now, one of the most murder-y 387 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,850 of all these roly-poly anger bags 388 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:27,395 is heading in Po's direction looking for a spot to steal. 389 00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:35,028 Even if it means killing Po and stealing his family. 390 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:50,794 But Po's, well, he's not doing anything. 391 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,799 Po, did you hear me? 392 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,511 He's a maniac. 393 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:02,889 He's gonna steal your home, you could lose your family. 394 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:07,018 It's, it's time to do something. 395 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,823 But Po isn't crazy enough 396 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:22,867 to take this intruder on face-to-face. 397 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,964 Not when he's got a special ability in his skillset. 398 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:41,428 ♪ You better run for your life ♪ 399 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,388 ♪ You are not prepared for tonight ♪ 400 00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:45,473 ♪ You better run for your life ♪ 401 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,183 ♪ You are not prepared for tonight ♪ 402 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,394 The family knows what's coming. 403 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:50,937 ♪ You don't have a chance in sight ♪ 404 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,231 ♪ You better run for your life ♪ 405 00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,650 And they do not want to be collateral. 406 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,026 ♪ I ain't trynna bring you down ♪ 407 00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:59,028 ♪ But for real, you might as well give up now ♪ 408 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,114 ♪ Think you got a chance but I don't see how ♪ 409 00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:03,533 ♪ Got a real tight grip when I hold that crown ♪ 410 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:04,826 ♪ Came here ready to fight ♪ 411 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,578 ♪ On this night you better just... ♪ 412 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,002 ♪ Run for your life ♪ 413 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:14,961 ♪ Aaaaaaah ♪ 414 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:18,840 Po's special move is to spray his rival 415 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,926 with his own fffffeces. 416 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,636 Yes, there it is. 417 00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:31,478 There are those who tastefully call this defense 418 00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:33,730 a defecation fan. 419 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:41,571 And note the oscillation, the skill, the poise. 420 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:45,992 But I know a poop-nado when I see one. 421 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,789 The bad guy can't get out of there fast enough. 422 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:58,171 That's one way to defeat the big bad boss of this level. 423 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:08,598 Leaving Po and his family safe. 424 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,391 ♪ Run for your life ♪ 425 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:14,187 ♪ Run for your ♪ 426 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:17,774 And while we're on the topic of winning, 427 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,567 looks like Mr. Persistence here 428 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,821 has finally reached the bottom of the tree. 429 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:25,865 But will never reach the Olympics. 430 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:30,286 But why spend an eternity 431 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,289 descending into dangerous territory? 432 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,966 It's so he can download his weekly poop at ground level. 433 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:51,140 Yes, he could have dropped it out of a tree 434 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,767 like a jungle meteorite-- 435 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,269 I would have-- 436 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:58,481 but he risked danger for the sake of these guys. 437 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:06,990 The roughly 120 moths living on his disgusting body 438 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:09,576 are the key to his lifesaving camouflage. 439 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,456 But they can only lay their eggs down here, 440 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:18,126 in his excrement. 441 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,965 Some sloth poopologists think that by holding it in 442 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:26,676 until he reaches the bottom of the tree, 443 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:29,512 the sloth helps breed camouflaging moths, 444 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:33,975 which keep him green by pooping in his fur, 445 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,894 so he can poop more safely, 446 00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:38,938 and then they can lay babies in the poop, and he can poop, 447 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:41,941 and they can poop, and so on for the rest of time. 448 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:47,155 Now all he has to do is climb back up. 449 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,991 Good luck! 450 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,831 The world's underdogs have grossout moves for overcoming 451 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,417 just about every problem life can throw at them. 452 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:02,378 So just how gross do you have to be to succeed 453 00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:05,715 in the most challenging level of all? 454 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:10,511 A massive multi-character arena-based death match. 455 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:14,807 Or as it's known in the animal kingdom, 456 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,809 the African savanna. 457 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,605 Chock-full of swaggering bigshot bosses 458 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:22,649 like these showboats. 459 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:26,152 The trick is, like prison, on the first day, 460 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,905 you gotta shank the biggest guy you see. 461 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:34,869 You got to establish dominance. 462 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:42,210 So when they're taking all the best loot for themselves, 463 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,964 the underdogs have to win the game another way. 464 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:50,426 By getting over their gag reflex 465 00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:52,929 and going for the stuff nobody else wants. 466 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,851 In this case, a tasty smorgasbord 467 00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:01,396 of offal, intestines, and bones, 468 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,774 seasoned with a pinch of anthrax, a dash of botulism, 469 00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,401 and cholera to taste. 470 00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:08,653 It's like nature's gas station sushi 471 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,322 but less biochemical weapon-y. 472 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:15,910 Not my idea of lunch, but then I'm not one of these guys. 473 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,958 Meet username VisceraVoyager23. 474 00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:27,964 Because NoobMaster69 had some rights issues. 475 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:36,222 Vultures aren't big on hunting or fighting, 476 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:38,766 but when it comes to happily devouring the contents 477 00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:41,519 of a rancid, fly-infested boneyard, 478 00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:42,937 they are the pro gamers. 479 00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:50,403 To keep this metaphor going, their stats are impressive. 480 00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:56,868 They can fly up to 35,000 feet, cover 200 miles a day 481 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,954 and spot a three-foot carcass from four miles away. 482 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,085 And when VV23 drops in... 483 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,887 ...she squads up with a whole party of sidekicks, 484 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:19,140 each with a special skillset more disgusting than the last. 485 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:27,190 VisceraVoyager is what scientists call a ripper, 486 00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,692 or what Australians call a rippah. 487 00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:34,697 Great at breaking down the tough stuff. 488 00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:47,126 While her buddy GoreReaper is a gulper 489 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:49,837 with a head specially suited to getting the good stuff 490 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,672 out of all those hard-to-reach places. 491 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:57,136 ♪ Because we are your friends ♪ 492 00:34:57,261 --> 00:35:00,431 ♪ You'll never be alone again ♪ 493 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,308 ♪ Well, come on ♪ 494 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:06,771 And Player 3, Insert Name, is what's known as a scrapper. 495 00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:09,524 ♪ Because we are your friends ♪ 496 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:12,527 And he's going in for just a little slice. 497 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,447 ♪ Well, come on ♪ 498 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:19,200 And finally, there's butt guy. 499 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:25,289 Not exactly an attribute, more of a personal preference. 500 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,125 You go get him, butt guy. 501 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:30,670 When it comes to mining a putrefying carcass... 502 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:36,008 ...everyone can play a part. 503 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:40,847 The end of the day, 504 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,182 vultures are team players in the game of life. 505 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:47,728 ♪ Because we are your friends ♪ 506 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,982 ♪ You'll never be alone again ♪ 507 00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:52,733 ♪ Well, come on ♪ 508 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,610 ♪ Well, come on ♪ 509 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,863 ♪ Well, come on ♪ 510 00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:59,448 ♪ Well, come on ♪ 511 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,411 Not only would the world be knee-deep 512 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,371 in dead bodies without them, 513 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:09,125 their super-strong stomach acid digests away all the toxins, 514 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:11,377 all the bacteria, that if left unchecked, 515 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:14,172 would leave other animals terribly sick, 516 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,675 or crapping through the eye of a needle. 517 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:21,512 Literally, and some might even say heroically, 518 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,055 saving their lives. 519 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:28,519 So thanks to the vultures, the world is kept clean of disease, 520 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:32,607 pestilence, and well, whatever it is that guy's eating. 521 00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:38,821 And Mother Nature, and all her charges, can keep on playing. 522 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,830 What's that? Thank you? 523 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,416 You're welcome, Mr. Buffalo. 524 00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:54,879 Well, there you have it, the underdogs' secret to winning 525 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:58,758 the game of life simply by being their disgusting selves. 526 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:10,269 So bring on the poop, bring on the butt-burp buoyancy aids, 527 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:13,231 the defecation fans, show me the snot hammocks, 528 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,858 shower me in semen-scented cologne, 529 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,069 install me a butthole saferoom. 530 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:23,407 Okay, even I've hit my own grossout limit, 531 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:25,409 so let's just, we're gonna shut it down. 45485

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