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Hello there.
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I'm Ryan Reynolds.
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Yeah, hmm.
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That Ryan Reynolds.
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I'm a film actor,
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occasionally I dabblein television
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and other industries.
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I'm also a father.
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But I'm ready to move onfrom all of that crap.
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So what's next?
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Wildlife, that's what.
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Nope, not these blowhards.
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They don't need my help.
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I'm here for these guys.
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Nature's benchwarmers.
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I'm talking grade-A freaks
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and their freakin' bizarre,weird, freakshow lives.
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Get ready for the Underdogs.
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♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪
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These guys arethe grossest, weirdest...
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♪ I'm not number one,but I'm second to none ♪
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...the most unlikely starsin the great movie of life.
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♪ Heroes are overratedwhen you are the outlaw ♪
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Now it's their time to shine.
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♪ Cuz I wanna beyour underdog ♪
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Wherever there isblatant mischief,
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wherever there isabject cowardice,
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wherever there is unbearablesexual tension...
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...that's where you'll findthe underdogs.
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You tell 'em, Green Day.
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♪ I'm not a loser ♪
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♪ I'm not a loser ♪
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♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪
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I'm Ryan Reynolds.
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♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪
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And I endorse these weirdoes.
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Welcome to my home.
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It's a busy temple overlookingthe Indian Ocean.
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And a beautiful settingfor an ingenious hustle.
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This is me,a long-tailed macaque.
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Some say I soundlike Ryan Reynolds.
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I don't know why.I've never been to Canada.
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This is the story of howunderdogs like us can get ahead
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through slightlyunderhanded means.
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Generalized scheming.
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Thievery.
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Also, maybe just a little bitof light, uh, racketeering.
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Not sure what I mean?
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Take it away, guys.
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Ah!
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They say crime doesn't pay.
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Sure does in our case.
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The real prize is food,
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which we figured outwe're given in exchange
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for returning the tourists'trashy-ass belongings.
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Nice work.
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But petty theft,that's just the beginning.
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There are underdogs out there
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with a whole hostof special skills,
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and I've got a job in mind thatcalls for the best of the best.
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I'm building a crack teamof devious animals,
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drawn from all over the world.
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Each one a hustler.
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Each one a masterof their own unique con.
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Experts when working alone.
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But put 'em all togetherand I've got the lineup I need
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to pull off the perfect heist.
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First up, we need someonewho knows how to go undercover.
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Deep undercover.
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But there's no one here.
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Or is there?
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Oh, you've just been fooledby the hairy frogfish.
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His flamboyant frillsaren't my idea of subtle,
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but down here, they allow himto blend in perfectly
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while he goes hunting.
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The change of currenthas just blown his cover.
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That's bad news for a guy
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who relies onthe element of surprise.
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But you don't live lifeas a bottom-feeder
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without having a few tricksup your sleeve.
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Including walking.
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That's not bad for a fish, huh?
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But with this guy, I've learnedto expect the unexpected.
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Now he just has to motorhis boat to a new location,
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his next big target.
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This place looks pretty good.
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Plenty of preyin these dark crevices.
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Reminds me of that airportbathroom in Minneapolis.
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Now, watch the master at work.
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A quick disguise change
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that takes...
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two... whole... weeks.
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Two, what, two fullbusiness weeks?!
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Ooph.
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Wow.
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Okay, so he's not the mostefficient criminal on Earth.
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But you give hima mere 336 hours,
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and he has transformedfrom a mid-winter pale
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to a late summerdark and deadly.
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That's perfect for blending into his new hunting grounds.
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And just likemy Internet browser,
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incognito mode, baby.
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Wow.
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Now all he's gotta do isset the bait and reel 'em in.
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What's the bait?
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Oh, you know, it's a bitof modified fin
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that looks like a worm.
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It's a little gamey, but, uh,it's also, you know, chewy,
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impossible to digest.
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Oh, that poorunsuspecting fish.
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He will be missed.
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Gone, in a few thousandthsof a second.
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And that was justthe appetizer.
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There's the main course.
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And there's dessert.
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And besidesa little indigestion,
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he's the perfect hidden hitman.
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And a must for my lineup.
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Sadly, with myinternational notoriety,
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I've no hopeof going incognito.
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But you do not get the job donewith undercover work alone.
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We need intel, and lots of it.
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Most animals out there
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subscribe to the sametired deal we all do.
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You work hard,you try your best,
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follow the rules,and you'll be rewarded.
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Well, we hustlers have a word
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for animals who fall forthose instructions:
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suckers.
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Marks.
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Targets.
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Morons.
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These warblers are livingthe all-American dream.
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Teeny, tiny whitepicket fences,
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working day in and day outto put food on the table
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so their 2.5 kids can growbig and strong.
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And deeply resentfulof their parents
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and all their hard work.
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Yes, those littlewon't understand it
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till they have their own kids.
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But one of their little onesis turning out to be
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much bigger than the others.
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To understand why that is,
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we need to rewindthe tape a little.
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For weeks, thesehardworking warblers
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have been under surveillance.
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By a master of the secretsting operation.
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That's right, it's a cowbird.
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She's been secretlystaking out the nest,
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keeping track of the numberof eggs as they're laid.
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And then, while the warblersgo off warbling,
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or whatever it isthat warblers do all day...
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...the cowbird comes by to dropoff a very special package.
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If she's caught,her plan will be ruined.
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But my colleague hasan unusual talent,
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perfect foran aviary infiltrator.
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She can lay an eggin under seven seconds.
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Boom.
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Special delivery, suckers.
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This inexplicably giant extraegg might seem pretty obvious,
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but these warblers are dumbas a bag of bricks.
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How do you still exist?
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Sorry.
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To these literal birdbrains,it checks out.
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But don't go thinking that thisis a one-off, no, no, no, no.
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This is just a tiny part ofa whole empire of espionage.
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Over one season, the cowbirdgathers data on multiple nests,
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memorizing their locationsand monitoring their status.
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Ready to hit each nestwith an extra egg
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when it maximizesher own chick's chances.
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And she's got no fancymainframe computer, mind you.
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The most impressive part isall that intel is safely stored
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in her high-powered,pistachio-sized brain.
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By the end of the season, thisfeathered little egg dispenser
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can have laid up to 50 stealthyeggs in unsuspecting nests.
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Now that's a hustle.
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The warblers, they never appearto catch on to the reason
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that one of their babiesis so oversized.
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They feed him and raise himalong with their own brood.
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And by outsourcing the work,
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the cowbird producesfar more chicks
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than she could on her own.
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As parenting goes,it's a masterstroke.
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And as an exampleof reconnaissance,
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it's just genius.
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And the reason thatshe's the one I trust
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to be the eyes and earsof my operation.
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So, I havemy master of disguise
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and surveillance specialist.
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But what about whenwe need equipment?
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Well, when it comes to makingsomething out of nothing,
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turns out I know just the guy.
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I just need to pry him awayfrom the ladies.
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Welcome to Wales.
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Don't call it England.
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Beautiful country,and allegedly a great place
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to go into witness protection.
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They call my next associateThe Spider.
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Because he's, well,he's a... he's a spider.
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With this one, what you seeis rarely what you get.
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But charm like thiscan entangle anyone.
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He's out doingwhat he does best.
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Searching for a lady spiderwilling to mate.
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Luckily for him,some females want to be found.
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And they leave a trail of silkfor him to follow.
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Been there.
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But if somethingseems too easy,
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it's usually becausethere's a catch.
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Yes, a trail of dead bodiesis a bit of a red flag.
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This is the female.
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She's a man-eater.
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Literally.
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Eats them.
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The last five guys,well, let's just say
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they got more thanthey bargained for.
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So our spider friend isgonna need a plan,
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and he's thinking the perfectgift might do the trick.
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The perfect gift obviouslybeing the corpse of a fly.
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But his skills don't extendto web building to catch food.
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And catching flies on foot
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is really hard work.
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He's gotta get creative
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and use his specialset of skills...
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Counterfeiting.
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And what could he offerin place of a juicy fly?
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Flowers, that's what, my man.
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Flowers.
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Expertly dressed up in silkto look like the real thing.
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Flowers are not as popularin the spider-verse
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as they are in the human world,
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but as long as she doesn'tnotice until he's gone,
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my old friend might justget away with it.
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Understandably,he's a bit nervous.
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After all, it's a first datewith a serial killer.
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We've all been there.
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The trick is to get out ofthe car as quickly as you can.
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Time to presentthe spider woman
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with his generous package.
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Careful now.
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She seems to betaking the bait.
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And if you don't want to knowwhat spider sex looks like,
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look away now.
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Even though you won't.I know I'm not.
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I'm never looking away.
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That's hot,
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but mostly weird.
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You're still looking,aren't you?
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Me too.
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I can't stop.
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Ah, so, so gross,but so beautiful.
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So majestic.
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But mostly gross.
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So, he got away with itthis time,
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but I did say he's gotan insatiable appetite
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for the ladies,
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and he never did learnto quit when he was ahead.
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He keeps on wrapping flowersand keeps on fooling females.
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Until he startsto get complacent,
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wrapping up any old trash.
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And as all forgers know,
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when your handiworkstarts to get sloppy,
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that's the day consequencecomes knocking at the door.
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That's right.
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That's the day...
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you get nailed.
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RIP Spider, you dieddoing what you love.
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I guess this is one job
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that I'll be pulling offwithout you.
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So, I find myself witha vacancy in my lineup.
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I'm thinking maybe it's timefor an infiltrator,
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someone, someone comfortablebeing behind enemy lines.
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Trouble is there's alwaysthat one character
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that takes the acting way toofar, and goes 110% full method.
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And I love workingwith method actors.
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When your process has to becomemy process, that's teamwork.
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These fancy feathered show-offsare male ruffs.
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Once a year,thousands of these birds
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fly all the way herefrom Africa,
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for what I believethe Nordics call
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a superfriendly good time sex party.
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The males are joined by lessextravagant-looking females.
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Among them is my contact,Philippa.
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She and the other ladies aremet with a dance extravaganza
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that involves more feathers
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than a cabaretin a chicken coop.
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♪ Sinew explodingfrom chrome hooves ♪
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♪ Can he run in a tutu? ♪
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♪ 'Cause he moveslike a generator ♪
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♪ He puts the foot downand see you later ♪
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What usually happens whena bunch of egomaniacs face off
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in a high-stakes dance contest?
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♪ Go-go ♪
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♪ Watch-watch my-my... ♪
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Yeah, it descends intoa little slap fight.
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♪ Look at him go ♪
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No, keep going,it doesn't look stupid.
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♪ Look at him go ♪
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♪ Look at him go ♪
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♪ Look at him go ♪
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The males, they're so busyscrapping and posing
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that most of them forget
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they're even hereto mate at all.
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♪ Ask us to kneeland bow to the floor ♪
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♪ She said noand she asked, "What for?" ♪
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Which must be a littlefrustrating for the females,
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who have flown4,000 miles to...
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not get any action.
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But that's whenPhilippa steps up.
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While the males are busyfighting each other,
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she sneaks in
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and mates with the females.
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Yes, you heard me, plot twist!
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Big one.
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Philippa is actually Phil.
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This method-acting geniusis one of the 1%
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of the male ruff populationthat has female plumage.
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This way he avoids the brawling
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and gets close enoughto the ladies
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to make sweet, sweetfeathery love.
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And when it comes tostaying in character,
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Phil is nothing shortof a professional,
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even letting the other malesmate with him
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to maintain the disguise.
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That's commitment.
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Textbook infiltration.
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And thus I have come 180on method acting.
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There it is, that's why youdo it, that's why you commit.
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By the time the other malesfigure out they've been played,
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he's out of there,
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leaving them nothing to dobut carry on fight-dancing.
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Okay, guys, you can stop now,the ladies are all gone.
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You know what, actually,keep going.
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This is the one, this isthe one that's gonna solve it.
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No matter how stackedyour lineup is,
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when pulling off a heist,
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you never know whenyou might hit a snag.
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That's why every team needssomeone with a cool head
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and the smarts to figuretheir way out of a tight spot.
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And they don't make 'emany more cunning
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than they do...
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down under.
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One of my guys is aboutto demonstrate
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exactly how youcome out swinging
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when your back isagainst the wall.
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Because he's about tocome up against her,
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an assassin bug.
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And take it from me,she didn't get that name
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by helping old ladiesacross the road.
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She's searching the forestfor her next victim.
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And is homing in on my littlefriend, the mad hatterpillar.
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A name earned by sportingsome of Mother Nature's
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most unusual head apparel.
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But unfortunately for him,he's about to enter
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the most vulnerable stageof his life cycle.
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After gorging himselfon leaves,
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he needs to shed his skin,
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which has becometoo tight for his body.
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Think of it like tryingto wrestle your way
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out of a sleeping bagthat's two sizes too small,
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or early 2000s skinny jeanswhile wearing a Halloween mask
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with a unicorn hornon your head.
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I'm not saying I've done that,
363
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but a lot of things happened,uh, in the early 2000s,
364
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that you carried over rightinto 2019, like skinny jeans,
365
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,720
and you just thinkwow, I should've,
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why didn't someonesay something?
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I've been married,and you could've, you know.
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Oh, no!
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The assassin bug is closing in.
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As he finally leaveshis old skin behind,
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he holds onto one bit:
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the head.
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Because it turns out his pointyheadgear is not just a fun hat,
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it's four storiesof previous head skin
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all stackedon top of the other,
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and his secret weapon
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in the fight againstwould-be assassins.
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When it comes to carrying outall the murdering,
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the assassin bug'sevil-looking pointy mouth part
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is capable ofstabbing, liquefying,
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and sucking up brains all inone neat, pointy package.
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But only if you know which headis the real one.
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She's utterly bamboozled
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by the hatterpillar'sfour-story head hat.
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And doesn't knowwhere to strike.
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In her confusion,she targets the fake heads.
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Harmless to the caterpillar
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who then uses his head hat...
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...as a weapon.
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Blow by blow, the hatterpillarbattles the assassin bug
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to the edge of the leaf.
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And, well, so long,assassin bug.
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The hatterpillar is a muston the crew.
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And as I always say, don'tbring a knife to a head fight.
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I never say that,but I did that just now,
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alluding to the factthat I do say it often.
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But I don't.
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So I've got almostevery underdog I need
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to pull off the perfect crime.
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There's just onecritical thing left.
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Every team needs someoneto take the fall.
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And this family knowsall about that.
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The jackals.
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An extra mouth to feed has putpressure on these guys
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to deliver the goods.
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Trouble is, everythingthey might hunt
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is either too big...
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too fast...
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...or too much of a psycho.
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Oh, you knowwho you are, Barry!
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Remember that timein Baton Rouge?
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00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,921
Yeah, you do.
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00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:26,718
And frankly, when you'veeaten termites once,
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00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,304
it's one time too many.
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00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:38,146
But other animals aremanaging to catch food.
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Maybe steal something?
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00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:02,295
You do not wanna stealfrom this guy, though,
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00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:05,757
unless you're preparedto deal with the fallout.
419
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:21,356
Some of the teamapproach from the front.
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00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,946
But while the lion's eyesare on them...
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00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:34,870
the real herosneaks around back.
422
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,998
His job is to distractthe big guy.
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00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:45,672
And if he wantsto come out alive,
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00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,966
he'll have to get itjust right.
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00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:53,388
Knock-knock, Mufasa.
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00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:57,893
He has to run for his life,
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00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,854
but he draws the lion offfor just long enough.
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00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:08,069
The rest of the pack canmake off with the goods.
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00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:13,950
Back to the den,
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to vomit up the spoilsfor their hungry child.
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00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:19,706
Get it all out,hold his hair back.
432
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,208
There you go.
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00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,506
And as for this legend,
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he took the heat,
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and this time he survived.
436
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,682
So, there you have it,
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00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:39,935
my little black bookof associates.
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00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,645
All masters of deception,
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00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:46,942
and altogether, everyone I needto pull off the big one.
440
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,986
But we're not done yet.
441
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:54,741
There's something elseyou need to know about me.
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00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,534
♪ I am flesh and I am bone ♪
443
00:33:56,618 --> 00:34:01,248
The reason I get to be thebrains of this whole operation.
444
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,958
You know that part of the moviewhere you realize
445
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:06,294
there's slightly more to acrime caper than meets the eye?
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00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,712
That's this part.
447
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,756
♪ Mmmmmm ♪
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00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,007
♪ Like glitter ♪
449
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:14,302
So let's take another lookat my Bali operation.
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00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,683
♪ Do you talk to the animals? ♪
451
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:20,642
♪ Do you hold... ♪
452
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,560
My light-fingeredmonkey cousins
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00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:25,230
may be fantastic at stealingthe small stuff.
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00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:30,026
While they're busy doing that,
455
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:34,364
I figured out the thinghumans value above all else.
456
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,410
They're willing to trade fruit
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00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:41,121
for their glassesand hats, right?
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00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,249
So I figured they'd givea whole lot more
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00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:48,545
for the tiny glass boxesthat hold their souls.
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♪ Rise up, ting ting,like glitter ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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And you know what?
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I was right.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Like glitter ♪
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♪ Do you walk inthe valley... ♪
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00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,812
It may not be much to you,
468
00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:08,815
but around here, an egg isan upgrade on a mango.
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00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:10,775
♪ Do you walkin the shadow of men ♪
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♪ Who sold their livesto a dream? ♪
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I've run the numbers, and it's16.25 times better for protein.
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00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:21,703
But forget technicalities,
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00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:25,874
all you need to know isit's a stroke of genius,
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00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:29,044
carried out by yours truly,the mastermind.
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00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,295
♪ Like glitter ♪
476
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,757
Always one step ahead.
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00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,926
I'm sorry,I'm working on my evil laugh.
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00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,892
News just in
of an audacious heist
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00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:47,604
police are calling
the crime of the century.
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00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:52,025
Forensics say they are mystified
by traces of fur, feathers,
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00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,944
and what looks to be
a tiny sleeping bag
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00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:57,405
found at the scene.
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00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:00,450
Meanwhile detectives say
they are searching for a...
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am I reading this right?
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A fish, some birds, a jackal,
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a caterpillar, and a monkey,
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00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:11,628
thought to be the ringleader
of the operation.
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All remain at large.
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I love a heist movie.
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This one's giving meRat Pack vibes.
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