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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:05,756 Hello there. 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,507 I'm Ryan Reynolds. 3 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,718 Yeah, hmm. 4 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,887 That Ryan Reynolds. 5 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,722 I'm a film actor, 6 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,682 occasionally I dabble in television 7 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:17,476 and other industries. 8 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,728 I'm also a father. 9 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,898 But I'm ready to move on from all of that crap. 10 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,944 So what's next? 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,196 Wildlife, that's what. 12 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,116 Nope, not these blowhards. 13 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,536 They don't need my help. 14 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,579 I'm here for these guys. 15 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,250 Nature's benchwarmers. 16 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,751 I'm talking grade-A freaks 17 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:46,338 and their freakin' bizarre, weird, freakshow lives. 18 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,258 Get ready for the Underdogs. 19 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,885 ♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪ 20 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:54,763 These guys are the grossest, weirdest... 21 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,140 ♪ I'm not number one, but I'm second to none ♪ 22 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,851 ...the most unlikely stars in the great movie of life. 23 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:03,897 ♪ Heroes are overrated when you are the outlaw ♪ 24 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:05,899 Now it's their time to shine. 25 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:09,278 ♪ Cuz I wanna be your underdog ♪ 26 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,780 Wherever there is blatant mischief, 27 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:14,616 wherever there is abject cowardice, 28 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:19,246 wherever there is unbearable sexual tension... 29 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,168 ...that's where you'll find the underdogs. 30 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,005 You tell 'em, Green Day. 31 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,799 ♪ I'm not a loser ♪ 32 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:33,302 ♪ I'm not a loser ♪ 33 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:36,471 ♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪ 34 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:37,973 I'm Ryan Reynolds. 35 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,392 ♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪ 36 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,561 And I endorse these weirdoes. 37 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,411 Welcome to my home. 38 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:03,081 It's a busy temple overlooking the Indian Ocean. 39 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:09,838 And a beautiful setting for an ingenious hustle. 40 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:19,473 This is me, a long-tailed macaque. 41 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:23,727 Some say I sound like Ryan Reynolds. 42 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:27,314 I don't know why. I've never been to Canada. 43 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:36,531 This is the story of how underdogs like us can get ahead 44 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,660 through slightly underhanded means. 45 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,707 Generalized scheming. 46 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,379 Thievery. 47 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:54,049 Also, maybe just a little bit of light, uh, racketeering. 48 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,723 Not sure what I mean? 49 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,185 Take it away, guys. 50 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,151 Ah! 51 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,552 They say crime doesn't pay. 52 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,556 Sure does in our case. 53 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,895 The real prize is food, 54 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,858 which we figured out we're given in exchange 55 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:57,863 for returning the tourists' trashy-ass belongings. 56 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,182 Nice work. 57 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,728 But petty theft, that's just the beginning. 58 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,146 There are underdogs out there 59 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:34,065 with a whole host of special skills, 60 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:39,446 and I've got a job in mind that calls for the best of the best. 61 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:43,533 I'm building a crack team of devious animals, 62 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,327 drawn from all over the world. 63 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,997 Each one a hustler. 64 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,834 Each one a master of their own unique con. 65 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,258 Experts when working alone. 66 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:07,516 But put 'em all together and I've got the lineup I need 67 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:10,268 to pull off the perfect heist. 68 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:22,155 First up, we need someone who knows how to go undercover. 69 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:27,035 Deep undercover. 70 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,211 But there's no one here. 71 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,632 Or is there? 72 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:51,810 Oh, you've just been fooled by the hairy frogfish. 73 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:02,070 His flamboyant frills aren't my idea of subtle, 74 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:05,615 but down here, they allow him to blend in perfectly 75 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,617 while he goes hunting. 76 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:20,255 The change of current has just blown his cover. 77 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,592 That's bad news for a guy 78 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:26,887 who relies on the element of surprise. 79 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,766 But you don't live life as a bottom-feeder 80 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:35,186 without having a few tricks up your sleeve. 81 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:40,358 Including walking. 82 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,947 That's not bad for a fish, huh? 83 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:49,409 But with this guy, I've learned to expect the unexpected. 84 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:57,125 Now he just has to motor his boat to a new location, 85 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,211 his next big target. 86 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,963 This place looks pretty good. 87 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,090 Plenty of prey in these dark crevices. 88 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:07,552 Reminds me of that airport bathroom in Minneapolis. 89 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:10,889 Now, watch the master at work. 90 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:16,478 A quick disguise change 91 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,146 that takes... 92 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:22,150 two... whole... weeks. 93 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:28,156 Two, what, two full business weeks?! 94 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,741 Ooph. 95 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,244 Wow. 96 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:46,091 Okay, so he's not the most efficient criminal on Earth. 97 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:50,679 But you give him a mere 336 hours, 98 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:54,307 and he has transformed from a mid-winter pale 99 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:58,061 to a late summer dark and deadly. 100 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:01,898 That's perfect for blending in to his new hunting grounds. 101 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,611 And just like my Internet browser, 102 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,280 incognito mode, baby. 103 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,284 Wow. 104 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:19,290 Now all he's gotta do is set the bait and reel 'em in. 105 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,375 What's the bait? 106 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,210 Oh, you know, it's a bit of modified fin 107 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,504 that looks like a worm. 108 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:32,178 It's a little gamey, but, uh, it's also, you know, chewy, 109 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:34,639 impossible to digest. 110 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:41,730 Oh, that poor unsuspecting fish. 111 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,107 He will be missed. 112 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:51,906 Gone, in a few thousandths of a second. 113 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,868 And that was just the appetizer. 114 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:05,003 There's the main course. 115 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:10,800 And there's dessert. 116 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,763 And besides a little indigestion, 117 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:18,099 he's the perfect hidden hitman. 118 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,896 And a must for my lineup. 119 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,786 Sadly, with my international notoriety, 120 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:41,456 I've no hope of going incognito. 121 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:45,877 But you do not get the job done with undercover work alone. 122 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:51,299 We need intel, and lots of it. 123 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,140 Most animals out there 124 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:03,061 subscribe to the same tired deal we all do. 125 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,481 You work hard, you try your best, 126 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,609 follow the rules, and you'll be rewarded. 127 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,821 Well, we hustlers have a word 128 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,990 for animals who fall for those instructions: 129 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,117 suckers. 130 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,159 Marks. 131 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,577 Targets. 132 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,831 Morons. 133 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:30,255 These warblers are living the all-American dream. 134 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,677 Teeny, tiny white picket fences, 135 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,012 working day in and day out to put food on the table 136 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:42,475 so their 2.5 kids can grow big and strong. 137 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,480 And deeply resentful of their parents 138 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,357 and all their hard work. 139 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,109 Yes, those little won't understand it 140 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,695 till they have their own kids. 141 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,701 But one of their little ones is turning out to be 142 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,370 much bigger than the others. 143 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,126 To understand why that is, 144 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,378 we need to rewind the tape a little. 145 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,302 For weeks, these hardworking warblers 146 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,971 have been under surveillance. 147 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:27,187 By a master of the secret sting operation. 148 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,691 That's right, it's a cowbird. 149 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,872 She's been secretly staking out the nest, 150 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:50,752 keeping track of the number of eggs as they're laid. 151 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,172 And then, while the warblers go off warbling, 152 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,967 or whatever it is that warblers do all day... 153 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:03,348 ...the cowbird comes by to drop off a very special package. 154 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:09,520 If she's caught, her plan will be ruined. 155 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,525 But my colleague has an unusual talent, 156 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,527 perfect for an aviary infiltrator. 157 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:20,782 She can lay an egg in under seven seconds. 158 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,040 Boom. 159 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,667 Special delivery, suckers. 160 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:35,213 This inexplicably giant extra egg might seem pretty obvious, 161 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:40,176 but these warblers are dumb as a bag of bricks. 162 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,136 How do you still exist? 163 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,805 Sorry. 164 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:47,600 To these literal birdbrains, it checks out. 165 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:52,355 But don't go thinking that this is a one-off, no, no, no, no. 166 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:57,568 This is just a tiny part of a whole empire of espionage. 167 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:04,534 Over one season, the cowbird gathers data on multiple nests, 168 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,329 memorizing their locations and monitoring their status. 169 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,040 Ready to hit each nest with an extra egg 170 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:15,837 when it maximizes her own chick's chances. 171 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:20,508 And she's got no fancy mainframe computer, mind you. 172 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,511 The most impressive part is all that intel is safely stored 173 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,931 in her high-powered, pistachio-sized brain. 174 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,853 By the end of the season, this feathered little egg dispenser 175 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:36,357 can have laid up to 50 stealthy eggs in unsuspecting nests. 176 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,782 Now that's a hustle. 177 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,704 The warblers, they never appear to catch on to the reason 178 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,373 that one of their babies is so oversized. 179 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:58,880 They feed him and raise him along with their own brood. 180 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,387 And by outsourcing the work, 181 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,556 the cowbird produces far more chicks 182 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:12,560 than she could on her own. 183 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:16,647 As parenting goes, it's a masterstroke. 184 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,070 And as an example of reconnaissance, 185 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:26,824 it's just genius. 186 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,910 And the reason that she's the one I trust 187 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,288 to be the eyes and ears of my operation. 188 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,464 So, I have my master of disguise 189 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,758 and surveillance specialist. 190 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,594 But what about when we need equipment? 191 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,057 Well, when it comes to making something out of nothing, 192 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,683 turns out I know just the guy. 193 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,770 I just need to pry him away from the ladies. 194 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,652 Welcome to Wales. 195 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,488 Don't call it England. 196 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,158 Beautiful country, and allegedly a great place 197 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,160 to go into witness protection. 198 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:28,052 They call my next associate The Spider. 199 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:36,477 Because he's, well, he's a... he's a spider. 200 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:43,651 With this one, what you see is rarely what you get. 201 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:48,322 But charm like this can entangle anyone. 202 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,788 He's out doing what he does best. 203 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:02,295 Searching for a lady spider willing to mate. 204 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,596 Luckily for him, some females want to be found. 205 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,809 And they leave a trail of silk for him to follow. 206 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,519 Been there. 207 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:28,446 But if something seems too easy, 208 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,365 it's usually because there's a catch. 209 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:45,046 Yes, a trail of dead bodies is a bit of a red flag. 210 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,388 This is the female. 211 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,641 She's a man-eater. 212 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,559 Literally. 213 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,561 Eats them. 214 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,356 The last five guys, well, let's just say 215 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,067 they got more than they bargained for. 216 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,616 So our spider friend is gonna need a plan, 217 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,702 and he's thinking the perfect gift might do the trick. 218 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:22,291 The perfect gift obviously being the corpse of a fly. 219 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,462 But his skills don't extend to web building to catch food. 220 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,969 And catching flies on foot 221 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,681 is really hard work. 222 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,356 He's gotta get creative 223 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,775 and use his special set of skills... 224 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,529 Counterfeiting. 225 00:17:55,866 --> 00:18:00,371 And what could he offer in place of a juicy fly? 226 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,249 Flowers, that's what, my man. 227 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,043 Flowers. 228 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,964 Expertly dressed up in silk to look like the real thing. 229 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,722 Flowers are not as popular in the spider-verse 230 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,016 as they are in the human world, 231 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,351 but as long as she doesn't notice until he's gone, 232 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,187 my old friend might just get away with it. 233 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,112 Understandably, he's a bit nervous. 234 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,785 After all, it's a first date with a serial killer. 235 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,038 We've all been there. 236 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,292 The trick is to get out of the car as quickly as you can. 237 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,710 Time to present the spider woman 238 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,963 with his generous package. 239 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,923 Careful now. 240 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,223 She seems to be taking the bait. 241 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,517 And if you don't want to know what spider sex looks like, 242 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,062 look away now. 243 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,027 Even though you won't. I know I'm not. 244 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,988 I'm never looking away. 245 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,740 That's hot, 246 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,326 but mostly weird. 247 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:22,870 You're still looking, aren't you? 248 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,205 Me too. 249 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,123 I can't stop. 250 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:30,252 Ah, so, so gross, but so beautiful. 251 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,213 So majestic. 252 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,131 But mostly gross. 253 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,595 So, he got away with it this time, 254 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,972 but I did say he's got an insatiable appetite 255 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,265 for the ladies, 256 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,976 and he never did learn to quit when he was ahead. 257 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:56,404 He keeps on wrapping flowers and keeps on fooling females. 258 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,701 Until he starts to get complacent, 259 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,703 wrapping up any old trash. 260 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,712 And as all forgers know, 261 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,881 when your handiwork starts to get sloppy, 262 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:20,678 that's the day consequence comes knocking at the door. 263 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,808 That's right. 264 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,018 That's the day... 265 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,020 you get nailed. 266 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,737 RIP Spider, you died doing what you love. 267 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:38,863 I guess this is one job 268 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,614 that I'll be pulling off without you. 269 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,622 So, I find myself with a vacancy in my lineup. 270 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,499 I'm thinking maybe it's time for an infiltrator, 271 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,420 someone, someone comfortable being behind enemy lines. 272 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,423 Trouble is there's always that one character 273 00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:03,596 that takes the acting way too far, and goes 110% full method. 274 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,390 And I love working with method actors. 275 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:10,811 When your process has to become my process, that's teamwork. 276 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,739 These fancy feathered show-offs are male ruffs. 277 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,040 Once a year, thousands of these birds 278 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,543 fly all the way here from Africa, 279 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,629 for what I believe the Nordics call 280 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:40,382 a super friendly good time sex party. 281 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,895 The males are joined by less extravagant-looking females. 282 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:59,819 Among them is my contact, Philippa. 283 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:03,906 She and the other ladies are met with a dance extravaganza 284 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,157 that involves more feathers 285 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,785 than a cabaret in a chicken coop. 286 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,253 ♪ Sinew exploding from chrome hooves ♪ 287 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,965 ♪ Can he run in a tutu? ♪ 288 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,884 ♪ 'Cause he moves like a generator ♪ 289 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:27,054 ♪ He puts the foot down and see you later ♪ 290 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,849 What usually happens when a bunch of egomaniacs face off 291 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,017 in a high-stakes dance contest? 292 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,227 ♪ Go-go ♪ 293 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,562 ♪ Watch-watch my-my... ♪ 294 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,857 Yeah, it descends into a little slap fight. 295 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:45,322 ♪ Look at him go ♪ 296 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:49,326 No, keep going, it doesn't look stupid. 297 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,496 ♪ Look at him go ♪ 298 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,875 ♪ Look at him go ♪ 299 00:22:55,958 --> 00:23:00,671 ♪ Look at him go ♪ 300 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,132 The males, they're so busy scrapping and posing 301 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,174 that most of them forget 302 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,343 they're even here to mate at all. 303 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:09,096 ♪ Ask us to kneel and bow to the floor ♪ 304 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:13,309 ♪ She said no and she asked, "What for?" ♪ 305 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,313 Which must be a little frustrating for the females, 306 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:21,066 who have flown 4,000 miles to... 307 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,611 not get any action. 308 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,033 But that's when Philippa steps up. 309 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:39,001 While the males are busy fighting each other, 310 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:42,588 she sneaks in 311 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:45,507 and mates with the females. 312 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:48,802 Yes, you heard me, plot twist! 313 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,930 Big one. 314 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:54,183 Philippa is actually Phil. 315 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,699 This method-acting genius is one of the 1% 316 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:15,037 of the male ruff population that has female plumage. 317 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,917 This way he avoids the brawling 318 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,752 and gets close enough to the ladies 319 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,380 to make sweet, sweet feathery love. 320 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,175 And when it comes to staying in character, 321 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,553 Phil is nothing short of a professional, 322 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,722 even letting the other males mate with him 323 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,642 to maintain the disguise. 324 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,396 That's commitment. 325 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,107 Textbook infiltration. 326 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:49,029 And thus I have come 180 on method acting. 327 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:53,784 There it is, that's why you do it, that's why you commit. 328 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:58,497 By the time the other males figure out they've been played, 329 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,250 he's out of there, 330 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:05,796 leaving them nothing to do but carry on fight-dancing. 331 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:14,013 Okay, guys, you can stop now, the ladies are all gone. 332 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,431 You know what, actually, keep going. 333 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,600 This is the one, this is the one that's gonna solve it. 334 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:27,443 No matter how stacked your lineup is, 335 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,610 when pulling off a heist, 336 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,321 you never know when you might hit a snag. 337 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:37,745 That's why every team needs someone with a cool head 338 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:41,623 and the smarts to figure their way out of a tight spot. 339 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,544 And they don't make 'em any more cunning 340 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,796 than they do... 341 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,590 down under. 342 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:55,846 One of my guys is about to demonstrate 343 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,848 exactly how you come out swinging 344 00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,851 when your back is against the wall. 345 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,315 Because he's about to come up against her, 346 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,192 an assassin bug. 347 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,783 And take it from me, she didn't get that name 348 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:18,535 by helping old ladies across the road. 349 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,712 She's searching the forest for her next victim. 350 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:37,805 And is homing in on my little friend, the mad hatterpillar. 351 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,476 A name earned by sporting some of Mother Nature's 352 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:45,562 most unusual head apparel. 353 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:48,232 But unfortunately for him, he's about to enter 354 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:52,903 the most vulnerable stage of his life cycle. 355 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,488 After gorging himself on leaves, 356 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,406 he needs to shed his skin, 357 00:26:56,490 --> 00:27:00,369 which has become too tight for his body. 358 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,870 Think of it like trying to wrestle your way 359 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,373 out of a sleeping bag that's two sizes too small, 360 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,751 or early 2000s skinny jeans while wearing a Halloween mask 361 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,336 with a unicorn horn on your head. 362 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:10,712 I'm not saying I've done that, 363 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,632 but a lot of things happened, uh, in the early 2000s, 364 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:17,302 that you carried over right into 2019, like skinny jeans, 365 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,720 and you just think wow, I should've, 366 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,097 why didn't someone say something? 367 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,349 I've been married, and you could've, you know. 368 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:31,108 Oh, no! 369 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:33,735 The assassin bug is closing in. 370 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,620 As he finally leaves his old skin behind, 371 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:46,498 he holds onto one bit: 372 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,084 the head. 373 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:54,047 Because it turns out his pointy headgear is not just a fun hat, 374 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:57,926 it's four stories of previous head skin 375 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:02,014 all stacked on top of the other, 376 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,265 and his secret weapon 377 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,894 in the fight against would-be assassins. 378 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:13,984 When it comes to carrying out all the murdering, 379 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:17,821 the assassin bug's evil-looking pointy mouth part 380 00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:21,450 is capable of stabbing, liquefying, 381 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:26,955 and sucking up brains all in one neat, pointy package. 382 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,542 But only if you know which head is the real one. 383 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,511 She's utterly bamboozled 384 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:44,848 by the hatterpillar's four-story head hat. 385 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:55,692 And doesn't know where to strike. 386 00:28:55,776 --> 00:29:00,030 In her confusion, she targets the fake heads. 387 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:04,743 Harmless to the caterpillar 388 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,955 who then uses his head hat... 389 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,751 ...as a weapon. 390 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:38,360 Blow by blow, the hatterpillar battles the assassin bug 391 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,904 to the edge of the leaf. 392 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:44,992 And, well, so long, assassin bug. 393 00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:06,930 The hatterpillar is a must on the crew. 394 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:11,351 And as I always say, don't bring a knife to a head fight. 395 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:14,730 I never say that, but I did that just now, 396 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,107 alluding to the fact that I do say it often. 397 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,859 But I don't. 398 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,204 So I've got almost every underdog I need 399 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:33,999 to pull off the perfect crime. 400 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:37,377 There's just one critical thing left. 401 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:40,797 Every team needs someone to take the fall. 402 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,888 And this family knows all about that. 403 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,142 The jackals. 404 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:57,647 An extra mouth to feed has put pressure on these guys 405 00:30:57,731 --> 00:30:59,608 to deliver the goods. 406 00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:05,113 Trouble is, everything they might hunt 407 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:08,658 is either too big... 408 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,410 too fast... 409 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:14,456 ...or too much of a psycho. 410 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,000 Oh, you know who you are, Barry! 411 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,960 Remember that time in Baton Rouge? 412 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,921 Yeah, you do. 413 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:26,718 And frankly, when you've eaten termites once, 414 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,304 it's one time too many. 415 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:38,146 But other animals are managing to catch food. 416 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:51,409 Maybe steal something? 417 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:02,295 You do not wanna steal from this guy, though, 418 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:05,757 unless you're prepared to deal with the fallout. 419 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:21,356 Some of the team approach from the front. 420 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,946 But while the lion's eyes are on them... 421 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:34,870 the real hero sneaks around back. 422 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,998 His job is to distract the big guy. 423 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:45,672 And if he wants to come out alive, 424 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,966 he'll have to get it just right. 425 00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:53,388 Knock-knock, Mufasa. 426 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:57,893 He has to run for his life, 427 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,854 but he draws the lion off for just long enough. 428 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:08,069 The rest of the pack can make off with the goods. 429 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:13,950 Back to the den, 430 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:17,370 to vomit up the spoils for their hungry child. 431 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:19,706 Get it all out, hold his hair back. 432 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,208 There you go. 433 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,506 And as for this legend, 434 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,217 he took the heat, 435 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,886 and this time he survived. 436 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,682 So, there you have it, 437 00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:39,935 my little black book of associates. 438 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,645 All masters of deception, 439 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:46,942 and altogether, everyone I need to pull off the big one. 440 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,986 But we're not done yet. 441 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:54,741 There's something else you need to know about me. 442 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,534 ♪ I am flesh and I am bone ♪ 443 00:33:56,618 --> 00:34:01,248 The reason I get to be the brains of this whole operation. 444 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,958 You know that part of the movie where you realize 445 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:06,294 there's slightly more to a crime caper than meets the eye? 446 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,712 That's this part. 447 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,756 ♪ Mmmmmm ♪ 448 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,007 ♪ Like glitter ♪ 449 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:14,302 So let's take another look at my Bali operation. 450 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,683 ♪ Do you talk to the animals? ♪ 451 00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:20,642 ♪ Do you hold... ♪ 452 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,560 My light-fingered monkey cousins 453 00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:25,230 may be fantastic at stealing the small stuff. 454 00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:30,026 While they're busy doing that, 455 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:34,364 I figured out the thing humans value above all else. 456 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,410 They're willing to trade fruit 457 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:41,121 for their glasses and hats, right? 458 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,249 So I figured they'd give a whole lot more 459 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:48,545 for the tiny glass boxes that hold their souls. 460 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,423 ♪ Rise up, ting ting, like glitter ♪ 461 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:52,382 ♪ Yeah ♪ 462 00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:54,634 And you know what? 463 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,095 I was right. 464 00:34:57,178 --> 00:35:00,682 ♪ Yeah ♪ 465 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,559 ♪ Like glitter ♪ 466 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,561 ♪ Do you walk in the valley... ♪ 467 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,812 It may not be much to you, 468 00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:08,815 but around here, an egg is an upgrade on a mango. 469 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:10,775 ♪ Do you walk in the shadow of men ♪ 470 00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:12,902 ♪ Who sold their lives to a dream? ♪ 471 00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:19,576 I've run the numbers, and it's 16.25 times better for protein. 472 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:21,703 But forget technicalities, 473 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:25,874 all you need to know is it's a stroke of genius, 474 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:29,044 carried out by yours truly, the mastermind. 475 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,295 ♪ Like glitter ♪ 476 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,757 Always one step ahead. 477 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,926 I'm sorry, I'm working on my evil laugh. 478 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,892 News just in of an audacious heist 479 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:47,604 police are calling the crime of the century. 480 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:52,025 Forensics say they are mystified by traces of fur, feathers, 481 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,944 and what looks to be a tiny sleeping bag 482 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:57,405 found at the scene. 483 00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:00,450 Meanwhile detectives say they are searching for a... 484 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,743 am I reading this right? 485 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,205 A fish, some birds, a jackal, 486 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:07,957 a caterpillar, and a monkey, 487 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:11,628 thought to be the ringleader of the operation. 488 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,798 All remain at large. 489 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:17,550 I love a heist movie. 490 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:20,095 This one's giving me Rat Pack vibes. 42079

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