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I mean, I'm lettingmy kids watch it,
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but you probably havehigher standards.
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Hello there.
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I'm Ryan Reynolds.
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Yeah, hmm.
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That Ryan Reynolds.
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I'm a film actor,
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occasionally I dabblein television
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and other industries.
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I'm also a father.
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But I'm ready to move onfrom all of that crap.
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So what's next?
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Wildlife, that's what.
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Nope, not these blowhards.
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They don't need my help.
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I'm here for these guys.
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Nature's benchwarmers.
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I'm talking grade-A freaks
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and their freakin' bizarre,weird, freakshow lives.
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Get ready for the Underdogs.
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♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪
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These guys arethe grossest, weirdest...
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♪ I'm not number one,but I'm second to none ♪
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...the most unlikely starsin the great movie of life.
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♪ Heroes are overratedwhen you are the outlaw ♪
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Now it's their time to shine.
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♪ Cuz I wanna beyour underdog ♪
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Wherever there isblatant mischief,
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wherever there isabject cowardice,
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wherever there is unbearablesexual tension...
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that's where you'll findthe underdogs.
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You tell 'em, Green Day.
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♪ I'm not a loser ♪
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♪ I'm not a loser ♪
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♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪
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I'm Ryan Reynolds.
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♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪
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And I endorse these weirdoes.
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Some laws of natureare incontrovertible.
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And one of the big onesis the need to reproduce.
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Or there'd be no moreitty-bitty baby animals.
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The trouble with sex--and really, where do I begin?
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--is that you can't do italone.
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No comment.
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So the first step ischoosing your partner,
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and that's true whetheryou're an A-list animal,
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or one of the underdogs.
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This is Happy...
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...the hyena.
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He may be one of the ugliestoutcasts in Africa,
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but don't feel sorry for him.
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He's having the best day.
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Morning run.
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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A little self-care.
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♪ I used to thinkmaybe you loved me ♪
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♪ Now, baby, I'm sure ♪
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Not your episode, Barry.Keep moving.
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A nice snack.
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♪ And I just can't waittill the day ♪
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♪ When you knock on my door ♪
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Life couldn't getany better than this.
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine,wooah ♪
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Or could it?
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Like a hormonal teenagerat a middle school dance,
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Happy has a newand irrepressible urge
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to find a girlfriend.
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But that's not easy...
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...when these are the girls.
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Hyenas take female empowermentto the maximum.
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They're aggressive, dominant,
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and automaticallyoutrank all males.
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And if that's notintimidating enough,
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they also have these.
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Pseudo-penises.That's fun to say.
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Giant female genitalia.
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They're for peeing--standard--
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giving birth--ouchie--
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and making matingdifficult for males.
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Tough break, fella.
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As first loves go, they're notfor the faint of heart.
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But Happy is an optimist.
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And he's just fallen in love...
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...with a stone-cold knockout.
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Maybe he shouldjust ask her out.
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He's a six,maybe six and a half?
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You know, he could show herall the fun stuff he likes.
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Maybe they coulddo it together.
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The fun stuff, not the--yeah.
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Happy knows nothingabout relationships.
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But like anyself-respecting male,
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he's not gonna let ignorancehold him back
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from taking his shot.
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Ready, shoot, aimis what I say.
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In case you don't speak hyena,that's a no.
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And no is a complete sentence.
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When it comes to the needto go to funky town,
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you can't skipstraight to the end.
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You just, you just can't.
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You have to learn the rulesand put in the work.
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Though, first things first,
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you need to attracttheir attention.
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Unlike some of theirmore colorful cousins,
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bowerbirds can't relyon plumage alone
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to draw attentionto themselves,
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so males spend their wholelives compensating;
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painfully familiarto males of all species.
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These guys, they buildextravagant bachelor pads,
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known as bowers,
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all over town, sometimesin truly underdog locations.
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And if that wasn't sad enough,
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these deluded lonerssurround these bowers
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with obsessively collectedcolorful knickknacks,
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in the hope of impressinga potential girlfriend.
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But there's always that one guywho takes a good idea too far.
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And Sebastian here hasmeticulously curated 361 items
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of colorful trash in the hopeit will win him a mate.
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Good luck, Sebastian.
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It's a collection that's takenmost of his adult life.
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But it will all be worth it,
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if it's good enoughto dazzle a female...
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...into sticking aroundlong enough to mate with him.
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So far, it's not been enough.
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But Sebastian has a solution.
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Rather than admit thathe might be the problem,
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he's decided to expandhis collection.
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And the best way to do that isto steal from someone else's.
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But what to choose?
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Bingo!
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And while he's athis rival's place...
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He figures he could try just ateeny bit of wanton vandalism.
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Sebastian,you small-minded.
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Back home, he adds item 362to his collection.
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And when a femalefinally comes along,
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he's hoping this new additionwill make all the difference.
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She's ready.
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All Sebastian needsis to stay focused
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and show her somethingworth sticking around for.
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Now, focus.
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What will she like best?
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Nope.
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What about this?
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No, I was kidding.
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Okay, uh, this thing?
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No, you're right,that's terrible.
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No, definitely not.
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I don't even knowwho that belongs to.
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Okay, time for the showstopper.
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The finest thinghe owns in the world.
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Sure, it's the bowerbirdequivalent
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of screaming "I love you!"on a first date,
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or "You'll always competewith my mother if we..."
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Anyway, she's gonna go for it.
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Or maybe not.
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Nah, don't worry, Sebastian.
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Who needs a mate?
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When you have a man cave...
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and the Internet.
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However you try to impressa potential partner,
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it's always a good ideato know your audience.
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But be warned.
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Whatever you thinkyou've got going for you,
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women are usually looking forsomething completely different.
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This is Littlenose.
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Kind of an ironic nickname.
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She's a proboscis monkey.
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She hangs out with a bunchof sisters, girlfriends,
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and loose acquaintancesin one big, happy girl group.
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Plus this guy.
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Oh, I get why she's calledLittlenose now.
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All her gal pals have babies.
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Cute ones.
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She's decided that it's timeto have one of her own.
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Which means it's time to hitthe apps and find Mr. Right.
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He must be out there...somewhere.
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Littlenose's day starts,well, like every other day,
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with the search for food.
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Mature leaves areall poisonous,
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and that means lookingfor tender young shoots
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that are slightlyless likely to kill you.
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But today, her schedule's aboutto get a little more exciting.
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Word's got out thatshe's looking for love.
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And the local bachelor packare pretty confident
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they've got just the thingshe's looking for.
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Meet bachelor number one.
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He enjoys jazz, long walks,and romantic nights in.
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Uh-huh, sure he does.
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She'd rather eatthe poisonous leaves.
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Introducing bachelornumber two.
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A muscular bombshell,
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he's hoping to impress herwith his athletic prowess.
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Oh, no!
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He can just walkthat off, right?
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No, maybe not.
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Trouble is, for all theirconventional qualities,
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these youthful, vigorous malesdon't possess
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the special somethingLittlenose is looking for.
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But when you've rejectedall the bachelors,
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where's left to look?
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Nope, no, definitely not.
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Okay, he's old enoughto be her grandpa.
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He's clearly behindon dental hygiene,
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that's gonna come backto haunt you.
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But you know what's gonna comeback to haunt you even worse?
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The rash.
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That's contag--you're gonnahave that all over the place.
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But there is somethingabout him,
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and it turns outit's exactly the thing
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she's been looking for.
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A throbbing, off-the-scales,truly enormous...
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nose.
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And in the proboscis world,
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that's a sign of onevery specific detail--
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bigger cojones.
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Crown jewels.
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Little lads. I like that one.
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Or as the scientists insistI say, smooth criminals.
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No, sorry, testicles,testicles, testicles.
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Which means a littlequality time with him
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is her best chance
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of getting what I believe thosescientists call "knocked up."
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Sure, he may already havemated with four besties,
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eight girlfriends,16 neighbors,
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uh, and someone's grandma...
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But all those ladiescan't be wrong.
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Better luck next time,bachelors.
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Truth is, without the nose,you never stood a chance.
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Turns out, hate to say it,
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size does matter.
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Damn it.
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But love isn't alwaysthat shallow.
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Sometimes it's notwhat you've got
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but what you do with itthat counts.
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Strategy is everything.
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Remember Happy?
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He's had a long, hard lookat his situation,
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and he's had an idea.
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With no other way to winthe heart of a female
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that outsizes and outranks him,
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he's decided he's simplygonna follow her
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for as long as it takes,
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maybe forever.
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In the human world,this level of persistence
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would land youa restraining order,
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uh, and two, possiblyfour years in prison.
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To say nothing of the fact thatit makes you a super creep.
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But for hyenas,it's a tried and tested way
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to demonstrateyour total devotion.
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Good luck with that, buddy.
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So you've chosen the one
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and come up with a surefirestrategy to win their heart,
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but it's stilla crowded arena out there.
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The next stage is to fend off
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the competition.
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This male turkey islooking for a mate.
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And despite having a deeplyunderdog appearance,
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his sexy shimmying has stillattracted some females.
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He just needs to close the deal
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by flopping outhis most dazzling feature.
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His snood.
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That's wrinkly.
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Like a dangly, extendable...
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nose sock.
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I'm not for injectables,typically,
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but you know, you couldprobably get some work done
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on that thing.
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Astonishingly,that's all it takes.
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And the turk-lady lies downto signal she's ready.
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It's all goingperfectly to plan.
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Until...
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Sock-blocked.
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And by his own brothers.
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Bonecrusher.
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Bloodbather.
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And... Ian.
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Oooh, wing slap!
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Once they were nestmates,
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but now love has madethem bitter rivals.
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In turkey world,only one male can breed,
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and our guy is getting his asshanded to him by Ian.
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From now on, Ian will bethe sole headliner.
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And all the other males will bethe sad backup dancers
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that no one remembers,for the rest of time,
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because the entertainmentindustry has failed
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to honor their craft properly.
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So, although he stillgets to shimmy,
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he'll be shaking his feathersto attract more females
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for Ian to mate with.
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A literal wingman.
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But surely it doesn't applyto his girlfriend?
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Maybe she'll stillmate with him.
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She liked his snood.
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Nope, she's more of a"rip your heart out" kinda gal.
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Yeah, you, Ian!
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Yeah, you forever.
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Thanksgiving is startingto look pretty damn good.
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Even when love seemshopelessly out of reach,
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you should never lose faith,
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because there'salways another day.
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Meet our blubberiestunderdog yet,
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a young male elephant seal.
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He's hoping to breed and hasjust spotted an opportunity.
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But he's hit a little snag.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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4,000 pounds of naked fury
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who just caught him tryingto mate with his girlfriend.
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Been there.
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No, no, no, no! Run, run! Run!
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Oh, you're so dead,oh, my god, you're so dead.
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Our little runt is about to getthe beating of his life
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and all for the sake of love.
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Is it worth it?
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Keep watching.
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♪ Me caí, me paré,caminé, me subí ♪
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♪ Me fui contra la corrientey también me perdí ♪
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♪ Fracasé, me encontré,lo viví y aprendí ♪
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Once a year,eager male elephant seals
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approach the shoresof California
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with one thing in mind--mating.
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And with hundreds of femaleson the beach,
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the odds are pretty good,right?
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But there's a problem.
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Come on, you saw that coming.
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They've gotta get past...
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the beachmaster.
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I promise you that'sthe scientific term,
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and the nickname for my mom
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when I was trying to sneakback into the house.
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Okay, moving on.
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He's the largest malein the area.
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Two tons of unrepressedanger and control issues.
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He'll beat the crapout of anyone
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who tries to mate with hisfanbase of adoring females.
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Those females alsoact like security,
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alerting the big guyto any intruders.
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But some females are lookingfor more than just a beefcake.
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They'll go for smaller,sensitive sorts,
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like our guy.
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But he's gonna need to pickthe perfect moment.
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The fertile femalesare the ones
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in the middle of the colony.
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The challenge is try to sneakpast the guards
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and mate with a willing partnerbehind the beachmaster's back.
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It's not long beforehe sees his opening.
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The arrival ofa second beachmaster.
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Wait, a secondbeachmaster?
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And that gives Mr. Underdogjust what he needs.
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A diversion.
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While the tattletaleshave their eyes
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on the big boy beach fight...
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...our guy picks botha safe word
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and a safe route towardthe fertile females.
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By the way, the safe wordis pumpkin spice.
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He won't have long.
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He doesn't need long.
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Oh, there goes the alarm,
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and son of a beachmaster,here comes the beating.
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Pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice,pumpkin spice.
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Right back to where we started.
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00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:16,746
But it turns outhe had just enough time
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to get the job donebefore he was caught.
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♪ Y no te preocupes si no ♪
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So is the punishment worth it?
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♪ Cuando te critiquen tú ♪
365
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:28,925
Well, you bet it is.
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No one knows more aboutsuffering for love than Happy,
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the hopelessly devoted hyena.
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There's the womanof his dreams.
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But where's Happy?
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Has he finally done justa skosh of internal work,
371
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:57,954
realized his own self-worth,and developed a little dignity?
372
00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:02,292
No, he's a male,and he likes this plan.
373
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:22,020
But while some focuson finding the one,
374
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:25,524
not everybody stops at one.
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Some animals prefer to keeptheir options wide open.
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Welcome to Madurai, India.
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The unlikely homeof the darkest detective
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in the DC Universe...
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...the fruit bat.
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Not the toughest name,of course, yeah.
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00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:57,514
But you know who is tough?
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Bruce Wa--no?Hold on, I'm sorry,
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00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,059
they're telling methat it's Barbara,
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00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:03,353
Barbara's the--that actuallymakes a lot more sense.
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Barbara.
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00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,108
So riddle me this, Babs.
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00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:11,653
Who's gonna be yoursexual sidekick?
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00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,863
Out of the many eligiblemale fruit bats,
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which one will be brave enough,
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bold enough
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00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,040
to be the father of...
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00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:28,086
And that is gross.
393
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:31,423
I'm so sorry, Barbara,that, um...
394
00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:32,924
Yeah, that'sthe right reaction.
395
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,759
Just, that's a total red flag.
396
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,429
Red fl--how many watchlistsis that guy on?
397
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:40,974
That's, yeah. Uh, my lord.
398
00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,310
Moving on.
399
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:47,314
Someone new just appearedon Barbara's radar.
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00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,608
Okay, he's not the mostimpressive, uh, specimen
401
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,652
of bat-manhoodyou've ever seen,
402
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,778
but let's just be happy
403
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,531
that Barbara seems to havefound her mate.
404
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,494
Like most relationships,it's kind of messy,
405
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:05,290
but maybe this is the startof something really beautiful.
406
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,630
Uh, nope, yeah, he's gone.
407
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:14,966
I knew my dad longerthan that.
408
00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,844
But it turns outBarbara the fruit bat
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00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:21,222
is ready for a sequelimmediately.
410
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,308
She wants the bestpossible father
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00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,477
for her little bat babies,
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00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,688
so she's auditioningother applicants.
413
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,400
And this next jokerhas a cunning plan
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00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:36,237
for giving himself the bestchance of landing the role.
415
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,949
He's going to...
416
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:43,244
How can I put this?He's gonna... ah, hmm.
417
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,163
He's gonna clear outthe bat cave.
418
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:47,832
Um, hmm.
419
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:51,503
Oh, my, oh, I was so afraidthis was gonna be weird,
420
00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:54,964
but no, that's, yeah.
421
00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:57,217
Experts think this licking
422
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:01,638
removes the previousmale's sperm.
423
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:04,015
And Barb has no objections.
424
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:09,145
The longer he licks,the longer she'll let him mate.
425
00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:16,403
This male is the firstof many sequels
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00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:19,197
in this Batgirl'sunique franchise.
427
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,451
One after another,after another.
428
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,663
Bat sex scientists--
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00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:29,708
which is a real careerthat you can choose--
430
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:33,586
don't exactly know why Barbaramates with so many males,
431
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,630
but it may be her wayof ensuring
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00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,550
the strongest sperm succeeds.
433
00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:43,555
If that's the way things workin the DC Universe,
434
00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,932
well, I mean,who am I to judge?
435
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:54,357
By now, you might be wonderingif all underdog relationships
436
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:57,360
are all about combat,
437
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:58,653
competition,
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00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:00,613
and soul-crushing rejection.
439
00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:05,702
And you would be right.
440
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,787
But all that pain fades
441
00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:12,083
when you finally findyour perfect partner.
442
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,810
This is a leopard slug.
443
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,774
These guys arerelationship experts,
444
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:39,569
and this one right hereis looking for the one.
445
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,799
I would like to resumemy life at some point,
446
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,509
so let's maybe speed this up.
447
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,474
♪ Toi et moi ♪
448
00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:11,893
♪ On se cache cache comme ça ♪
449
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,436
♪ Toi et moi chaque fois ♪
450
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,482
Somewhere in this charmingFrench cellar is another slug,
451
00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:21,361
equally eager to breed.
452
00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:26,741
So this slug lays down a trailof highly alluring slime...
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00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,118
♪ Ahh, toi et moi ♪
454
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:31,079
...packed withstinky pheromones
455
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,332
for the other slugto detect and follow.
456
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:37,627
♪ Oooh, pas à pas, ahhh ♪
457
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:38,545
♪ Attention ♪
458
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,129
I think they found it.
459
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,799
♪ C'est toi que je veux ♪
460
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:44,259
Mmmm.
461
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:47,387
Pheromones by Leopard Slug.
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00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,935
Now that they've foundeach other,
463
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,855
it's time to take thingsto the next level.
464
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:05,238
Together they descendon a foot-long rope
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00:31:05,321 --> 00:31:07,866
of self-made mucus.
466
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,121
Entwining their bodies to makesure that no one can leave
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00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:16,332
until both partnersare fully satisfied.
468
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:24,257
Ahh, the French kiss.
469
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,678
Wait, no, that's...
470
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:31,973
Oh, no, no, those aren't...
471
00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:36,185
Oh, those aren't, those aren'ttongues, they're--ohhhhh.
472
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:38,605
Oh, those are,those are penises.
473
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,356
Peni? It's that what you say?
474
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,526
Is that what the slugs say?
475
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:47,447
And that's the reason theseslugs are so egalitarian.
476
00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:51,826
Both partners havemale and female genitalia,
477
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,829
and both giveand receive sperm,
478
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,707
which they can each useto fertilize their own eggs.
479
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:05,882
Then... ah, yes.
480
00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:07,926
Au revoir.
481
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,511
I can count on both handshow many times
482
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:14,307
I've left a relationshipthis exact way.
483
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:17,560
Last slug swinging getsto eat the mucus.
484
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,396
No, thank you!
485
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,316
So, there you have it.
486
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:26,903
The underdogs' guide tonavigating the good, the bad,
487
00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:29,447
and the ugly of relationships.
488
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:31,199
And a friendly reminderthat everyone
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00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:34,410
deserves a little love.
490
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:37,664
Except Happy, who's finally...
491
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,040
Well, he's hit rock bottom.
492
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:40,750
Basically doingthe hyena equivalent
493
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,293
of crying into his drink.
494
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,337
It's just, you know, I think weshould just spend some money
495
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,505
on Michael Bolton.
496
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:49,592
There you go, ooh.
497
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,970
Mmm, that's good.
498
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:58,851
Oh, he speaks for those whocan't speak for themselves.
499
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,668
But if I know anythingabout rom coms, and I don't,
500
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,337
I just did everythingSandra Bullock told me to do,
501
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,923
it's that rock bottomis the solid foundation
502
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,551
upon which you build true love.
503
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:18,723
And Happy?
504
00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:21,225
Well, he's gonna give itone last shot.
505
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,118
H-h-hold the phone, hold on.
506
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,913
Wait, could Happy's luckbe turning around?
507
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:48,795
After weeks of quiet,unmitigated contempt,
508
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:53,716
it looks like he's finallyabout to get his happy end--
509
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,760
Oh, no, gonna stayaway from that.
510
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:59,013
He's gonna get his,the ending he deser--the...
511
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,890
he's gonna, um,
512
00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:02,141
he's gonna.
513
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,895
No. He is going to getthe dishes done.
514
00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:08,439
Can we say that?
515
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:11,901
Now she begins to follow him.
516
00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:15,571
Hold your nerve, she almostcertainly won't kill you.
517
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:21,369
All that's left to solve isthe pseudo-penis situation.
518
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,538
She does thisby rolling it back
519
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,874
like a retractable shutter.
520
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,919
It's kind of like, um...
521
00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:31,504
it's like of like, uh,how do you describe it?
522
00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,506
Like a, it's like turninga sock inside out
523
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:36,509
using a banana with no hands.
524
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,721
So, after all that waiting,
525
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:44,684
when it does happen,it's not exactly fireworks.
526
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:52,233
But for Happy, it's likeall his birthdays
527
00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:53,860
have come at once.
528
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,862
Yeah, it's like his dreamscame true,
529
00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:59,907
his, his dreams,his... soaking wet dreams.
530
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,411
So how's everyone else doing?
531
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:07,748
Sebastian now has1,009 items of garbage,
532
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:11,544
but still, predictably,has no girlfriend.
533
00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:14,463
Littlenose has the babythat she's always dreamed of,
534
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:18,092
and hardly missessingle life at all.
535
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:24,640
Ian learned a valuable lessonabout karma.
536
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,767
Our elephant seal lover boyis bulking up,
537
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,144
getting spray-tanned,
538
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:32,398
ready to become next year'sMr. Beachmaster.
539
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,525
The slugs.
540
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:37,361
They are still leaving.
541
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,321
And Barbara?
542
00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:40,239
She has her owncinematic universe
543
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,490
comprising of eight sequels,
544
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:45,453
two reboots, and a Bollywoodmusical in the works.
545
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:49,582
Now that is howyou release Batgirl.
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