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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:07,507 I mean, I'm letting my kids watch it, 2 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:11,011 but you probably have higher standards. 3 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:16,850 Hello there. 4 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,727 I'm Ryan Reynolds. 5 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,562 Yeah, hmm. 6 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,689 That Ryan Reynolds. 7 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:24,733 I'm a film actor, 8 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,568 occasionally I dabble in television 9 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,903 and other industries. 10 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,905 I'm also a father. 11 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:34,534 But I'm ready to move on from all of that crap. 12 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,996 So what's next? 13 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,498 Wildlife, that's what. 14 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,711 Nope, not these blowhards. 15 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:46,546 They don't need my help. 16 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:50,133 I'm here for these guys. 17 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,427 Nature's benchwarmers. 18 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,137 I'm talking grade-A freaks 19 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:58,183 and their freakin' bizarre, weird, freakshow lives. 20 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,435 Get ready for the Underdogs. 21 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:03,271 ♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪ 22 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:05,774 These guys are the grossest, weirdest... 23 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,318 ♪ I'm not number one, but I'm second to none ♪ 24 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,237 ...the most unlikely stars in the great movie of life. 25 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:15,283 ♪ Heroes are overrated when you are the outlaw ♪ 26 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:16,826 Now it's their time to shine. 27 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,789 ♪ Cuz I wanna be your underdog ♪ 28 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,208 Wherever there is blatant mischief, 29 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,794 wherever there is abject cowardice, 30 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:30,215 wherever there is unbearable sexual tension... 31 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:37,972 that's where you'll find the underdogs. 32 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,224 You tell 'em, Green Day. 33 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:41,643 ♪ I'm not a loser ♪ 34 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:44,479 ♪ I'm not a loser ♪ 35 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,607 ♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪ 36 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:48,691 I'm Ryan Reynolds. 37 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,736 ♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪ 38 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,780 And I endorse these weirdoes. 39 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:07,502 Some laws of nature are incontrovertible. 40 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:12,006 And one of the big ones is the need to reproduce. 41 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:18,138 Or there'd be no more itty-bitty baby animals. 42 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:24,602 The trouble with sex-- and really, where do I begin? 43 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,689 --is that you can't do it alone. 44 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:30,608 No comment. 45 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,987 So the first step is choosing your partner, 46 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:37,157 and that's true whether you're an A-list animal, 47 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,617 or one of the underdogs. 48 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,497 This is Happy... 49 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,834 ...the hyena. 50 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:51,421 He may be one of the ugliest outcasts in Africa, 51 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:55,175 but don't feel sorry for him. 52 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,719 He's having the best day. 53 00:02:57,802 --> 00:02:58,845 Morning run. 54 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,722 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 55 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,223 A little self-care. 56 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:05,226 ♪ I used to think maybe you loved me ♪ 57 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,936 ♪ Now, baby, I'm sure ♪ 58 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,689 Not your episode, Barry. Keep moving. 59 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:10,815 A nice snack. 60 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:13,359 ♪ And I just can't wait till the day ♪ 61 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,070 ♪ When you knock on my door ♪ 62 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,364 Life couldn't get any better than this. 63 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:23,661 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine, wooah ♪ 64 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,914 Or could it? 65 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,336 Like a hormonal teenager at a middle school dance, 66 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:34,088 Happy has a new and irrepressible urge 67 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,715 to find a girlfriend. 68 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,468 But that's not easy... 69 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,600 ...when these are the girls. 70 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:55,610 Hyenas take female empowerment to the maximum. 71 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:59,906 They're aggressive, dominant, 72 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:03,785 and automatically outrank all males. 73 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:06,996 And if that's not intimidating enough, 74 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,041 they also have these. 75 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:13,544 Pseudo-penises. That's fun to say. 76 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,505 Giant female genitalia. 77 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,881 They're for peeing--standard-- 78 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,258 giving birth--ouchie-- 79 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:22,011 and making mating difficult for males. 80 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,055 Tough break, fella. 81 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:31,437 As first loves go, they're not for the faint of heart. 82 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,982 But Happy is an optimist. 83 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,150 And he's just fallen in love... 84 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:43,157 ...with a stone-cold knockout. 85 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,040 Maybe he should just ask her out. 86 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,501 He's a six, maybe six and a half? 87 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:58,172 You know, he could show her all the fun stuff he likes. 88 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,882 Maybe they could do it together. 89 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,468 The fun stuff, not the--yeah. 90 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:09,100 Happy knows nothing about relationships. 91 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,354 But like any self-respecting male, 92 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,189 he's not gonna let ignorance hold him back 93 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,150 from taking his shot. 94 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:20,820 Ready, shoot, aim is what I say. 95 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:35,543 In case you don't speak hyena, that's a no. 96 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:38,671 And no is a complete sentence. 97 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:45,428 When it comes to the need to go to funky town, 98 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:48,139 you can't skip straight to the end. 99 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:49,974 You just, you just can't. 100 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:53,061 You have to learn the rules and put in the work. 101 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,982 Though, first things first, 102 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,568 you need to attract their attention. 103 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:11,079 Unlike some of their more colorful cousins, 104 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:14,082 bowerbirds can't rely on plumage alone 105 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,250 to draw attention to themselves, 106 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:19,253 so males spend their whole lives compensating; 107 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:23,925 painfully familiar to males of all species. 108 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:26,260 These guys, they build extravagant bachelor pads, 109 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,553 known as bowers, 110 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:32,892 all over town, sometimes in truly underdog locations. 111 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,691 And if that wasn't sad enough, 112 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,694 these deluded loners surround these bowers 113 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:47,448 with obsessively collected colorful knickknacks, 114 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:51,786 in the hope of impressing a potential girlfriend. 115 00:06:55,373 --> 00:07:00,795 But there's always that one guy who takes a good idea too far. 116 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:07,802 And Sebastian here has meticulously curated 361 items 117 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:12,682 of colorful trash in the hope it will win him a mate. 118 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:16,602 Good luck, Sebastian. 119 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,650 It's a collection that's taken most of his adult life. 120 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,820 But it will all be worth it, 121 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:29,323 if it's good enough to dazzle a female... 122 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:35,830 ...into sticking around long enough to mate with him. 123 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,004 So far, it's not been enough. 124 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:45,465 But Sebastian has a solution. 125 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:51,512 Rather than admit that he might be the problem, 126 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,599 he's decided to expand his collection. 127 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:59,020 And the best way to do that is to steal from someone else's. 128 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,190 But what to choose? 129 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,497 Bingo! 130 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,373 And while he's at his rival's place... 131 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:25,379 He figures he could try just a teeny bit of wanton vandalism. 132 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:34,764 Sebastian, you small-minded. 133 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:41,312 Back home, he adds item 362 to his collection. 134 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:44,398 And when a female finally comes along, 135 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:48,319 he's hoping this new addition will make all the difference. 136 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:54,242 She's ready. 137 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,537 All Sebastian needs is to stay focused 138 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:01,207 and show her something worth sticking around for. 139 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,836 Now, focus. 140 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,422 What will she like best? 141 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,927 Nope. 142 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:15,179 What about this? 143 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,683 No, I was kidding. 144 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:20,768 Okay, uh, this thing? 145 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,563 No, you're right, that's terrible. 146 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:24,981 No, definitely not. 147 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,192 I don't even know who that belongs to. 148 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,779 Okay, time for the showstopper. 149 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:35,408 The finest thing he owns in the world. 150 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,453 Sure, it's the bowerbird equivalent 151 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,789 of screaming "I love you!" on a first date, 152 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:44,750 or "You'll always compete with my mother if we..." 153 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,378 Anyway, she's gonna go for it. 154 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,674 Or maybe not. 155 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,469 Nah, don't worry, Sebastian. 156 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,014 Who needs a mate? 157 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,473 When you have a man cave... 158 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,684 and the Internet. 159 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:10,484 However you try to impress a potential partner, 160 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:13,487 it's always a good idea to know your audience. 161 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,329 But be warned. 162 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:26,751 Whatever you think you've got going for you, 163 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:30,463 women are usually looking for something completely different. 164 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,394 This is Littlenose. 165 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,355 Kind of an ironic nickname. 166 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:51,025 She's a proboscis monkey. 167 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:53,694 She hangs out with a bunch of sisters, girlfriends, 168 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:58,032 and loose acquaintances in one big, happy girl group. 169 00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,700 Plus this guy. 170 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,495 Oh, I get why she's called Littlenose now. 171 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,708 All her gal pals have babies. 172 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,046 Cute ones. 173 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:19,887 She's decided that it's time to have one of her own. 174 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:24,141 Which means it's time to hit the apps and find Mr. Right. 175 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:32,775 He must be out there... somewhere. 176 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,492 Littlenose's day starts, well, like every other day, 177 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:45,246 with the search for food. 178 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,873 Mature leaves are all poisonous, 179 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,376 and that means looking for tender young shoots 180 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,504 that are slightly less likely to kill you. 181 00:11:55,589 --> 00:12:00,177 But today, her schedule's about to get a little more exciting. 182 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:09,061 Word's got out that she's looking for love. 183 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,818 And the local bachelor pack are pretty confident 184 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,905 they've got just the thing she's looking for. 185 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,032 Meet bachelor number one. 186 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,369 He enjoys jazz, long walks, and romantic nights in. 187 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:30,416 Uh-huh, sure he does. 188 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,252 She'd rather eat the poisonous leaves. 189 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,882 Introducing bachelor number two. 190 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,425 A muscular bombshell, 191 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:42,887 he's hoping to impress her with his athletic prowess. 192 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,475 Oh, no! 193 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:58,319 He can just walk that off, right? 194 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,070 No, maybe not. 195 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,077 Trouble is, for all their conventional qualities, 196 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,246 these youthful, vigorous males don't possess 197 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:13,000 the special something Littlenose is looking for. 198 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,594 But when you've rejected all the bachelors, 199 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:27,014 where's left to look? 200 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,517 Nope, no, definitely not. 201 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,144 Okay, he's old enough to be her grandpa. 202 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,771 He's clearly behind on dental hygiene, 203 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,189 that's gonna come back to haunt you. 204 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:37,525 But you know what's gonna come back to haunt you even worse? 205 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,859 The rash. 206 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,695 That's contag--you're gonna have that all over the place. 207 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,531 But there is something about him, 208 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,825 and it turns out it's exactly the thing 209 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,701 she's been looking for. 210 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:53,290 A throbbing, off-the-scales, truly enormous... 211 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,043 nose. 212 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,711 And in the proboscis world, 213 00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:02,007 that's a sign of one very specific detail-- 214 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,218 bigger cojones. 215 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,386 Crown jewels. 216 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,805 Little lads. I like that one. 217 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:11,892 Or as the scientists insist I say, smooth criminals. 218 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:16,230 No, sorry, testicles, testicles, testicles. 219 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,399 Which means a little quality time with him 220 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,733 is her best chance 221 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,320 of getting what I believe those scientists call "knocked up." 222 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:30,077 Sure, he may already have mated with four besties, 223 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,706 eight girlfriends, 16 neighbors, 224 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:36,083 uh, and someone's grandma... 225 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,670 But all those ladies can't be wrong. 226 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:45,092 Better luck next time, bachelors. 227 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:49,346 Truth is, without the nose, you never stood a chance. 228 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,852 Turns out, hate to say it, 229 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,897 size does matter. 230 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,024 Damn it. 231 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:04,153 But love isn't always that shallow. 232 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,779 Sometimes it's not what you've got 233 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,824 but what you do with it that counts. 234 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:13,078 Strategy is everything. 235 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,874 Remember Happy? 236 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,962 He's had a long, hard look at his situation, 237 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:25,132 and he's had an idea. 238 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,807 With no other way to win the heart of a female 239 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:37,478 that outsizes and outranks him, 240 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:41,231 he's decided he's simply gonna follow her 241 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,568 for as long as it takes, 242 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,655 maybe forever. 243 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,532 In the human world, this level of persistence 244 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,077 would land you a restraining order, 245 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:57,831 uh, and two, possibly four years in prison. 246 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:02,586 To say nothing of the fact that it makes you a super creep. 247 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,549 But for hyenas, it's a tried and tested way 248 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,594 to demonstrate your total devotion. 249 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,397 Good luck with that, buddy. 250 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,614 So you've chosen the one 251 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:35,411 and come up with a surefire strategy to win their heart, 252 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,706 but it's still a crowded arena out there. 253 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,084 The next stage is to fend off 254 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,795 the competition. 255 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,764 This male turkey is looking for a mate. 256 00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:01,437 And despite having a deeply underdog appearance, 257 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,524 his sexy shimmying has still attracted some females. 258 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,067 He just needs to close the deal 259 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,821 by flopping out his most dazzling feature. 260 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,950 His snood. 261 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:15,868 That's wrinkly. 262 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:19,663 Like a dangly, extendable... 263 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,790 nose sock. 264 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,417 I'm not for injectables, typically, 265 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,794 but you know, you could probably get some work done 266 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,504 on that thing. 267 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,682 Astonishingly, that's all it takes. 268 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:47,816 And the turk-lady lies down to signal she's ready. 269 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,778 It's all going perfectly to plan. 270 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:55,824 Until... 271 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,621 Sock-blocked. 272 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:03,957 And by his own brothers. 273 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,834 Bonecrusher. 274 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:11,006 Bloodbather. 275 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,674 And... Ian. 276 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,015 Oooh, wing slap! 277 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,309 Once they were nestmates, 278 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:25,062 but now love has made them bitter rivals. 279 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:38,033 In turkey world, only one male can breed, 280 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:43,205 and our guy is getting his ass handed to him by Ian. 281 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,678 From now on, Ian will be the sole headliner. 282 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,853 And all the other males will be the sad backup dancers 283 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:09,189 that no one remembers, for the rest of time, 284 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,733 because the entertainment industry has failed 285 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,777 to honor their craft properly. 286 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,821 So, although he still gets to shimmy, 287 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,699 he'll be shaking his feathers to attract more females 288 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,201 for Ian to mate with. 289 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,914 A literal wingman. 290 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,419 But surely it doesn't apply to his girlfriend? 291 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,546 Maybe she'll still mate with him. 292 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,132 She liked his snood. 293 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,308 Nope, she's more of a "rip your heart out" kinda gal. 294 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,768 Yeah, you, Ian! 295 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,771 Yeah, you forever. 296 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,774 Thanksgiving is starting to look pretty damn good. 297 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,912 Even when love seems hopelessly out of reach, 298 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:05,996 you should never lose faith, 299 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,665 because there's always another day. 300 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,469 Meet our blubberiest underdog yet, 301 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,138 a young male elephant seal. 302 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:27,559 He's hoping to breed and has just spotted an opportunity. 303 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,980 But he's hit a little snag. 304 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,778 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 305 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,032 4,000 pounds of naked fury 306 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:45,744 who just caught him trying to mate with his girlfriend. 307 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:46,995 Been there. 308 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,169 No, no, no, no! Run, run! Run! 309 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,256 Oh, you're so dead, oh, my god, you're so dead. 310 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,886 Our little runt is about to get the beating of his life 311 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:06,974 and all for the sake of love. 312 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,477 Is it worth it? 313 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,979 Keep watching. 314 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,856 ♪ Me caí, me paré, caminé, me subí ♪ 315 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,150 ♪ Me fui contra la corriente y también me perdí ♪ 316 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,403 ♪ Fracasé, me encontré, lo viví y aprendí ♪ 317 00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,905 Once a year, eager male elephant seals 318 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,324 approach the shores of California 319 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:28,036 with one thing in mind-- mating. 320 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,706 And with hundreds of females on the beach, 321 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,750 the odds are pretty good, right? 322 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,585 But there's a problem. 323 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,629 Come on, you saw that coming. 324 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,217 They've gotta get past... 325 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,386 the beachmaster. 326 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,555 I promise you that's the scientific term, 327 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,848 and the nickname for my mom 328 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:49,391 when I was trying to sneak back into the house. 329 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,476 Okay, moving on. 330 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,897 He's the largest male in the area. 331 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,818 Two tons of unrepressed anger and control issues. 332 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,033 He'll beat the crap out of anyone 333 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:10,037 who tries to mate with his fanbase of adoring females. 334 00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:15,792 Those females also act like security, 335 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,421 alerting the big guy to any intruders. 336 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:27,637 But some females are looking for more than just a beefcake. 337 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,557 They'll go for smaller, sensitive sorts, 338 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,767 like our guy. 339 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,019 But he's gonna need to pick the perfect moment. 340 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,191 The fertile females are the ones 341 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,234 in the middle of the colony. 342 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:46,031 The challenge is try to sneak past the guards 343 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:49,743 and mate with a willing partner behind the beachmaster's back. 344 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:58,085 It's not long before he sees his opening. 345 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:01,922 The arrival of a second beachmaster. 346 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:05,675 Wait, a second beachmaster? 347 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:11,139 And that gives Mr. Underdog just what he needs. 348 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,519 A diversion. 349 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,487 While the tattletales have their eyes 350 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,322 on the big boy beach fight... 351 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,702 ...our guy picks both a safe word 352 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:37,124 and a safe route toward the fertile females. 353 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:44,548 By the way, the safe word is pumpkin spice. 354 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,056 He won't have long. 355 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,142 He doesn't need long. 356 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,731 Oh, there goes the alarm, 357 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:07,154 and son of a beachmaster, here comes the beating. 358 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:11,074 Pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice. 359 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:14,119 Right back to where we started. 360 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:16,746 But it turns out he had just enough time 361 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,374 to get the job done before he was caught. 362 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,710 ♪ Y no te preocupes si no ♪ 363 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,545 So is the punishment worth it? 364 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,755 ♪ Cuando te critiquen tú ♪ 365 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:28,925 Well, you bet it is. 366 00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:36,683 No one knows more about suffering for love than Happy, 367 00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:39,311 the hopelessly devoted hyena. 368 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,608 There's the woman of his dreams. 369 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,113 But where's Happy? 370 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,867 Has he finally done just a skosh of internal work, 371 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:57,954 realized his own self-worth, and developed a little dignity? 372 00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:02,292 No, he's a male, and he likes this plan. 373 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:22,020 But while some focus on finding the one, 374 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:25,524 not everybody stops at one. 375 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:30,070 Some animals prefer to keep their options wide open. 376 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,747 Welcome to Madurai, India. 377 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,750 The unlikely home of the darkest detective 378 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,628 in the DC Universe... 379 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,048 ...the fruit bat. 380 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,511 Not the toughest name, of course, yeah. 381 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:57,514 But you know who is tough? 382 00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:59,683 Bruce Wa--no? Hold on, I'm sorry, 383 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,059 they're telling me that it's Barbara, 384 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:03,353 Barbara's the--that actually makes a lot more sense. 385 00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:06,356 Barbara. 386 00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,108 So riddle me this, Babs. 387 00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:11,653 Who's gonna be your sexual sidekick? 388 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,863 Out of the many eligible male fruit bats, 389 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:17,617 which one will be brave enough, 390 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,495 bold enough 391 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,040 to be the father of... 392 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:28,086 And that is gross. 393 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:31,423 I'm so sorry, Barbara, that, um... 394 00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:32,924 Yeah, that's the right reaction. 395 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,759 Just, that's a total red flag. 396 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,429 Red fl--how many watchlists is that guy on? 397 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:40,974 That's, yeah. Uh, my lord. 398 00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,310 Moving on. 399 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:47,314 Someone new just appeared on Barbara's radar. 400 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,608 Okay, he's not the most impressive, uh, specimen 401 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,652 of bat-manhood you've ever seen, 402 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,778 but let's just be happy 403 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,531 that Barbara seems to have found her mate. 404 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,494 Like most relationships, it's kind of messy, 405 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:05,290 but maybe this is the start of something really beautiful. 406 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,630 Uh, nope, yeah, he's gone. 407 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:14,966 I knew my dad longer than that. 408 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,844 But it turns out Barbara the fruit bat 409 00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:21,222 is ready for a sequel immediately. 410 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,308 She wants the best possible father 411 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,477 for her little bat babies, 412 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,688 so she's auditioning other applicants. 413 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,400 And this next joker has a cunning plan 414 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:36,237 for giving himself the best chance of landing the role. 415 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,949 He's going to... 416 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:43,244 How can I put this? He's gonna... ah, hmm. 417 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,163 He's gonna clear out the bat cave. 418 00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:47,832 Um, hmm. 419 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:51,503 Oh, my, oh, I was so afraid this was gonna be weird, 420 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:54,964 but no, that's, yeah. 421 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:57,217 Experts think this licking 422 00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:01,638 removes the previous male's sperm. 423 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:04,015 And Barb has no objections. 424 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:09,145 The longer he licks, the longer she'll let him mate. 425 00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:16,403 This male is the first of many sequels 426 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:19,197 in this Batgirl's unique franchise. 427 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,451 One after another, after another. 428 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,663 Bat sex scientists-- 429 00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:29,708 which is a real career that you can choose-- 430 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:33,586 don't exactly know why Barbara mates with so many males, 431 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,630 but it may be her way of ensuring 432 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,550 the strongest sperm succeeds. 433 00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:43,555 If that's the way things work in the DC Universe, 434 00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,932 well, I mean, who am I to judge? 435 00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:54,357 By now, you might be wondering if all underdog relationships 436 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:57,360 are all about combat, 437 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:58,653 competition, 438 00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:00,613 and soul-crushing rejection. 439 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:05,702 And you would be right. 440 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,787 But all that pain fades 441 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:12,083 when you finally find your perfect partner. 442 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,810 This is a leopard slug. 443 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,774 These guys are relationship experts, 444 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:39,569 and this one right here is looking for the one. 445 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,799 I would like to resume my life at some point, 446 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,509 so let's maybe speed this up. 447 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,474 ♪ Toi et moi ♪ 448 00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:11,893 ♪ On se cache cache comme ça ♪ 449 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,436 ♪ Toi et moi chaque fois ♪ 450 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,482 Somewhere in this charming French cellar is another slug, 451 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:21,361 equally eager to breed. 452 00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:26,741 So this slug lays down a trail of highly alluring slime... 453 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,118 ♪ Ahh, toi et moi ♪ 454 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:31,079 ...packed with stinky pheromones 455 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,332 for the other slug to detect and follow. 456 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:37,627 ♪ Oooh, pas à pas, ahhh ♪ 457 00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:38,545 ♪ Attention ♪ 458 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,129 I think they found it. 459 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,799 ♪ C'est toi que je veux ♪ 460 00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:44,259 Mmmm. 461 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:47,387 Pheromones by Leopard Slug. 462 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,935 Now that they've found each other, 463 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,855 it's time to take things to the next level. 464 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:05,238 Together they descend on a foot-long rope 465 00:31:05,321 --> 00:31:07,866 of self-made mucus. 466 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,121 Entwining their bodies to make sure that no one can leave 467 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:16,332 until both partners are fully satisfied. 468 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:24,257 Ahh, the French kiss. 469 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,678 Wait, no, that's... 470 00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:31,973 Oh, no, no, those aren't... 471 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:36,185 Oh, those aren't, those aren't tongues, they're--ohhhhh. 472 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:38,605 Oh, those are, those are penises. 473 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,356 Peni? It's that what you say? 474 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,526 Is that what the slugs say? 475 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:47,447 And that's the reason these slugs are so egalitarian. 476 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:51,826 Both partners have male and female genitalia, 477 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,829 and both give and receive sperm, 478 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,707 which they can each use to fertilize their own eggs. 479 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:05,882 Then... ah, yes. 480 00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:07,926 Au revoir. 481 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,511 I can count on both hands how many times 482 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:14,307 I've left a relationship this exact way. 483 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:17,560 Last slug swinging gets to eat the mucus. 484 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,396 No, thank you! 485 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,316 So, there you have it. 486 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:26,903 The underdogs' guide to navigating the good, the bad, 487 00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:29,447 and the ugly of relationships. 488 00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:31,199 And a friendly reminder that everyone 489 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:34,410 deserves a little love. 490 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:37,664 Except Happy, who's finally... 491 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,040 Well, he's hit rock bottom. 492 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:40,750 Basically doing the hyena equivalent 493 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,293 of crying into his drink. 494 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,337 It's just, you know, I think we should just spend some money 495 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,505 on Michael Bolton. 496 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:49,592 There you go, ooh. 497 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,970 Mmm, that's good. 498 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:58,851 Oh, he speaks for those who can't speak for themselves. 499 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,668 But if I know anything about rom coms, and I don't, 500 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,337 I just did everything Sandra Bullock told me to do, 501 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,923 it's that rock bottom is the solid foundation 502 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,551 upon which you build true love. 503 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:18,723 And Happy? 504 00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:21,225 Well, he's gonna give it one last shot. 505 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,118 H-h-hold the phone, hold on. 506 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,913 Wait, could Happy's luck be turning around? 507 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:48,795 After weeks of quiet, unmitigated contempt, 508 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:53,716 it looks like he's finally about to get his happy end-- 509 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,760 Oh, no, gonna stay away from that. 510 00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:59,013 He's gonna get his, the ending he deser--the... 511 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,890 he's gonna, um, 512 00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:02,141 he's gonna. 513 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,895 No. He is going to get the dishes done. 514 00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:08,439 Can we say that? 515 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:11,901 Now she begins to follow him. 516 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:15,571 Hold your nerve, she almost certainly won't kill you. 517 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:21,369 All that's left to solve is the pseudo-penis situation. 518 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,538 She does this by rolling it back 519 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,874 like a retractable shutter. 520 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,919 It's kind of like, um... 521 00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:31,504 it's like of like, uh, how do you describe it? 522 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,506 Like a, it's like turning a sock inside out 523 00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:36,509 using a banana with no hands. 524 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,721 So, after all that waiting, 525 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:44,684 when it does happen, it's not exactly fireworks. 526 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:52,233 But for Happy, it's like all his birthdays 527 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:53,860 have come at once. 528 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,862 Yeah, it's like his dreams came true, 529 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:59,907 his, his dreams, his... soaking wet dreams. 530 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,411 So how's everyone else doing? 531 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:07,748 Sebastian now has 1,009 items of garbage, 532 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:11,544 but still, predictably, has no girlfriend. 533 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:14,463 Littlenose has the baby that she's always dreamed of, 534 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:18,092 and hardly misses single life at all. 535 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:24,640 Ian learned a valuable lesson about karma. 536 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,767 Our elephant seal lover boy is bulking up, 537 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,144 getting spray-tanned, 538 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:32,398 ready to become next year's Mr. Beachmaster. 539 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,525 The slugs. 540 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:37,361 They are still leaving. 541 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,321 And Barbara? 542 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:40,239 She has her own cinematic universe 543 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,490 comprising of eight sequels, 544 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:45,453 two reboots, and a Bollywood musical in the works. 545 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:49,582 Now that is how you release Batgirl. 46295

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