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Hello there.
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I'm Ryan Reynolds.
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Yeah, hmm.
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That Ryan Reynolds.
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I'm a film actor,
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occasionally I dabblein television
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and other industries.
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I'm also a father.
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But I'm ready to move onfrom all of that crap.
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So what's next?
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Wildlife, that's what.
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Nope, not these blowhards.
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They don't need my help.
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I'm here for these guys.
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Nature's benchwarmers.
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I'm talking grade-A freaks
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and their freakin' bizarre,weird, freakshow lives.
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Get ready for the Underdogs.
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♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪
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These guys arethe grossest, weirdest...
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♪ I'm not number one,but I'm second to none ♪
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...the most unlikely starsin the great movie of life.
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♪ Heroes are overratedwhen you are the outlaw ♪
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Now it's their time to shine.
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♪ Cuz I wanna beyour underdog ♪
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Wherever there isblatant mischief,
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wherever there isabject cowardice,
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wherever there is unbearablesexual tension...
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...that's where you'll findthe underdogs.
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You tell 'em, Green Day.
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♪ I'm not a loser ♪
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♪ I'm not a loser ♪
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♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪
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I'm Ryan Reynolds.
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♪ I wanna be your underdog ♪
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And I endorse these weirdoes.
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The tropical rain forest.
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Mother Nature's masterpiece.
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Home to half of allthe animal species on Earth.
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Including some real weirdos.
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Don't judge, though.
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Here at Underdogs,we celebrate the strange.
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This little beauty isa velvet worm.
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These things have been aroundsince way before the dinosaurs,
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like my mom, Tammy.
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And their ancestors weresome of the first creatures
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to ever walk on land.
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I say walk because Betty--I'm calling her Betty--
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is not really a worm.
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She's got legs.
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Legs for days.
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40 pairs to be specific.
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But while theymaxed out on legs,
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velvet worms forgotabout vision.
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Betty's feeble eyesight meansshe's totally oblivious
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to the fact thatshe is being watched.
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Ominous music, please.
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The wolf spider haseight eyes--greedy--
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and they're fixed on Betty.
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♪ When I'm walkingfeel just like a king ♪
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Ohhh, she's dead.
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Spiders have spenttheir time on Earth
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honing their spidey senses
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to become the ultimatevenom-packed killing machines.
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So, it could be a bad day to bea six-inch tube of protein
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bumbling through the forest.
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Oh, god, this is too tense.
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♪ I'm just walking alo-o-ong ♪
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I'm so uncomfortable.
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♪ Oh, whoa whoa whoa,whoa whoa whoa ♪
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Betty, if you have a plan,and I suspect you don't,
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now would be a good time.
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Oh... my... lord.
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Velvet worm slime would be
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a kindergarten teacher'sworst nightmare.
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It's as sticky as super glue,it hardens in seconds,
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and they can shoot itup to a foot.
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We will not be using itfor craft time.
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Betty,you dark horse.
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♪ Walkin' along my merry way ♪
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Welcome to the worldof pathetic animals
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with superpowers.
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Say hello to the Superzeroes.
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No I swear, Mom,that's velvet worm slime.
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Slime-squirting Bettyis just the start.
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All over the world there areunderdogs, who, like me,
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have mastered the art ofovercoming their deficiencies,
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and trust me,it's a superpower.
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In fact, if I was to come upwith a totally made-up reason
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to assemble a whole teamof Superzeroes,
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I'd be spoiled for choice.
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And if you don'tbelieve me, ha!
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Strap in for the ride,my friends.
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Aaahhh, Africa.
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Land of wild giants.
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Tall ones.
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Horny ones.
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Bitey ones.
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But if you're lookingfor somebody
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with a surprising superpower,
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you need to look beyondthe usual suspects;
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they're not all they'recracked up to be.
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Don't, don't drink that.
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I wanna introduce you to oneof Africa's supporting cast.
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Overlooked and undersized.
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Dodging death more timesin a week
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than you will in a lifetime.
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No, not the bees.
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Meet Barry, the honey badger.
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He's just been stung 106 times,
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and his week's just begun.
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Honey badgers aren'tafraid of anything.
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A kick from an ostrichcould kill a lion.
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Barry didn't get that memo.
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♪ So you're a tough guy,like-it-really-rough guy ♪
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♪ Just-can't-get-enough guy ♪
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So why do honey badgerslaugh in the face of danger?
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It's because they'rereally, really...
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dumb.
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No, sorry, hard to kill,
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it says hard to kill here,apologies.
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♪ I'm the bad guy ♪
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♪ Duh ♪
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This superpower means thathoney badgers can tackle
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the prey that most animalssensibly avoid.
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Their skin is tougherto get through
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than my five year old'sdance recital.
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And like my five year old,
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they're shockinglyresistant to venom.
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In fact, one in fourof Barry's meals...
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...is a venomous snake.
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♪ Bad ♪
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Mmm, that is spicy.
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Good week so far.
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But how's Barry gonna copewhen he's on the menu?
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African hunting dogs areone of the most efficient
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predators on the continent.
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They catch 80% of the thingsthey chase,
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and if they catch it,they kill it,
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or just eat ittill it dies.
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Oh, o-okay, ouch, ouch, ouch.
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Look, look, look awaynow, kids.
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Ugh!
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Now I know this ishard to watch,
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so if it makes things easier,
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I'm gonna let you know thatBarry's gonna be fine, okay?
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This is all in a day's workfor this guy.
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Not only is badger skin tougherthan a two-dollar steak,
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it's also very baggy.
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For the dogs it's like tryingto grab a football
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in a sack of grease.
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♪ When they finally cometo destroy the Earth ♪
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♪ They'll have to dealwith you first ♪
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The hunting dogsget an A+ for effort.
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♪ A thousand Fahrenheit, hotmetal lights behind your eyes ♪
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♪ Invincible ♪
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But after tryingtheir little hearts out
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to dismember the badger, thedogs start to run out of ideas.
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♪ Crushing, crashinginvincible ♪
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Eventually they admit defeat.
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♪ Invincible ♪
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And go in search of somethingeasier to kill,
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like Chuck Norrisor, or a tank.
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Tough as balls.
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A little bruised and beaten,
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but soon Barry's backto his old self.
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Living proof you should neverunderestimate the little guy.
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Indestructability.
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As superpowers go,ha, a classic.
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But we needa full range of powers.
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Next up,a peanut-sized Superzero
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with an awesome abilityto escape detection
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by the bad guys...
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most of the time,
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statistically speaking.
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Meet Eric, a glass frog.
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♪ Do you think that I can getsome? ♪
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It's his favorite time of year.
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♪ You my electrical lip balm ♪
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When he and the other frogsall get together for an orgy.
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♪ And can I get a littlezip-zip? ♪
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Scientists call thismating season.
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♪ Hey, whatcha say?It doesn't matter anyway ♪
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Eric, he doesn't carewhat they call it,
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he's just orgy crazy.
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But in life,there are consequences.
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Eric is now a fatherto 263 babies
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from 12 different mothers.
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He's like a musicianor a famous athlete.
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And in his world, it'sthe daddies who do the daycare.
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Refreshing.
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Kinda questioning your lifechoices now, aren't you, fella?
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But being a single parentis not Eric's superpower.
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We're coming to that.
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He needs to keep these littlemuffins safe for two weeks
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until they hatch.
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And this place is crawlingwith stranger danger.
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This is a katydid.
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She has a taste for frog eggs.
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Who doesn't?
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And a beautiful smile.
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See?
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Now, we knowEric's a lover,
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but is he also a fighter?
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Boom!
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I guess that's a yes.
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But that's nothis superpower either.
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Eric has to stay putto guard the kids,
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but that puts himin danger, too.
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A parrot snake.
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He loves to chew gumand kill frogs,
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and he's all out of gum.
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Now, like most dadsof 263 children,
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this papa is alwayson high alert for danger.
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Right, Eric?
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Eric?!
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♪ Do you think that I canget some? ♪
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Ha ha ha, shame on you.
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♪ You my electrical lip balm ♪
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So disappointing.
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It looks like a bad timefor a nap.
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But Eric has a weird ability
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that only happenswhen he sleeps.
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As Eric dozes off,
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over 90% of his blood isredirected into his liver,
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which is covered ina reflective coating.
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He's becoming transparent.
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Or should I say...
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invisible?!
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Eric, you sly dog.
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But will it be enough to stophim from becoming snake food?
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You don't have eyes like this
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without being really goodat seeing stuff.
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And when I say stuff,I mean Eric.
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Will it save him from beingpassed from the mouth
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into the body and throughthe anus of the killer?
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We don't know.
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Nothing to see here.Keep moving.
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I don't know about you,but I'm clenching.
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I'm making frickin' diamondsdown there.
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Ohh! That's a relief.
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And if Eric's safe,his kids are safe.
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And now the science.
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It says here that Eric'sinvisibility trick
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can make him 61%more transparent.
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Though I can still see hima little bit.
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So maybe the snakeis, is what, like 39% blind?
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As he wakes up, Eric's bloodspreads back around his body.
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He is totally oblivious to howclose he came to death
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as he returns to the happybliss of fatherhood.
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Oh, a constant feelingof failure.
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I feel like I have a black beltin inadequacy.
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So sorry, um,we'll cut that out.
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Eric, the invisible frog,makes the team.
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But there's another Superzerowho can find anyone
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no matter how wellhidden they are.
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And she's even gota secret island base.
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Back when the dinosaursruled the Earth,
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Madagascar broke awayfrom Africa.
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Like an iceberg
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or a disillusioned memberof a boy band
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who achieved disproportionatefame to the other members.
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Anyway, cut off fromthe other continents
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for 90 million years,
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the island's animalskind of branched out
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and did their own thing.
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Just one group, the lemurs,are now available
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in more than 100 differentshades of cute and fluffy.
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With those loveablepuppy dog eyes.
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But local stories tellof a monstrous relative
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that lurks in the darkness.
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Whoa!
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Whoa.
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Wow.
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What is that?
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This freakish gremlin
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is the lemurs' oddballnocturnal cousin,
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an aye-aye.
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She may look likefear and panic had a baby
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and rolled it in dog hair,
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but her strange collection ofbody parts give her the power
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to locate food where herpretty daytime cousins can't,
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using echolocation, whichsounds pretty superpower-y,
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and something dumbthat DC might use.
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And tonight she's givinga MasterClass to her son,
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because these sonic superpowershave to be learned.
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It all starts with thatskinny middle finger.
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She begins to tap the middlefinger on the bark,
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up to eight times per second.
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So not what I use it for.
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Next she uses those huge ears
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to listen for the echoesof her tapping.
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Allowing her to form a pictureof what's inside the tree.
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Let's all be grateful our momscouldn't see through walls.
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Can you imagine?
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Ugh, the thingsTammy would've seen.
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The sock forest.
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Bingo! A grub, deep insidethe rotting tree.
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Caviar for aye-ayes,or poutine for Canadians.
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And now for his final lesson,
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the skinny fingershave another use.
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They're perfect for reachingthe places other fingers can't.
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Oh, so gross!
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Just gonna throw up,my pants, and pass away
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if everyone's okay with that?
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Yeah, your turn, Junior.
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Yeah, good luck with that.
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If he's gonna become a masterof the middle finger,
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the first thing isto figure out what to tap.
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Warmer.
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Warmer.
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Colder.
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How could anyone thinkthese elegant, fine-featured
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little cuties aren't adorable?
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Ha ha! Looks like he's finallyhit the jackpot.
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Oh, the--oh, still...oh, still gross.
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Oh, nature's the worst.
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Aye-ayes, able to find foodwhere no one else can
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or, frankly, would want to.
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Anyway, great range of powerson the team so far,
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but we're weak on offense.
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Let's take the plunge, right tothe bottom of the food chain.
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The mermaid-infested watersof the Caribbean.
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Packed to the gillswith glamorous life.
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But in any society,there are those at the top,
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and then there are the bottomfeeders getting crapped on
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from up high.
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Say hello toMr. and Mrs. Pistol Shrimp.
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The Shrimpses... ses.
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They're enjoying a nutritiousbreakfast of fish feces
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on their front porch.
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Enchanté.
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For them, a safe, secure homeis everything.
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Why so crucial?
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Because shrimp are,well, delicious.
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Tarpon love shrimp.
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Moray eels love shrimp.
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Peeled shrimp, tempura shrimp,barbecue shrimp,
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pretty much everyoneloves shrimp.
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That's why our happy couplehave dug their home
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under a sea anemone.
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It might look likecrispy fried noodles,
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but an anemone is an animalcovered all over
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with venomous stingers.
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Providing the Shrimpses witha built-in electric fence.
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The shrimp aren't totallyimmune to the sting,
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they've just learnedto live with the pain.
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It seems like a smart moveby the shrimp,
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but their security systemhas one flaw.
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Because there is a predator
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that specializesin eating anemones.
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A fireworm!
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This is the anemone's--the, the enemy--
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the-the enemy's anemone--
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this is the enemy of that thingthe shrimp live under.
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Yikes.
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Is this the end for theshrimp's tentacled bodyguard?
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Nope.
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The fireworm isabout to discover
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that these teeny crustaceanshave a superpower.
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A weapon so deadly
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it's like getting hitin the face with a nuke.
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Wait, what, that's it?
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Oh.
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It seems this awesomedestructive power
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only lasts for15 millionths of a second.
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Been there.
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So, we're gonna haveto slow it down a bit.
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Come on!
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Is that the best we could do?
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So, pistol shrimp snaptheir claws so fast,
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they smash the sound barrier.
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The implosion createsa tiny bubble...
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Oh, yes.
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...that for a fraction ofa second is as hot as the sun.
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Yes, as hot as the sun.
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The super-heated bubblesends a shock wave
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straight through the fireworm
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and kills it.
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As in dead.
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Yep!
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Mr. and Mrs. Pistol Shrimp.
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Humble, hard-working, and withan "ask questions later"
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approach to home security.
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All well and good, but whathappens if they lose a claw?
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00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,798
Well, I know a guywho can fix that.
387
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He's got a great origin story.
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Aztec legends saythat long ago,
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two gods gave their lives tobecome the sun and the moon.
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But they got stuck,immobile, in the sky.
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Typical.
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To get them moving,the other gods all agreed
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to lay down their lives.
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All except for one, Xolotl.
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He ran away...
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jumped in a lake...
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and transformed.
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Poor guy, he moves intoa nice, quiet neighborhood
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and a few centuries later,
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20 million other peoplehave moved in there, too.
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The good people of Mexico City.
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Today tourists cometo the ancient lake
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to drink and makepoor life choices.
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But beneath the surface,the descendants of Xolotl,
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god of fire and lightning,
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twin of the feathered serpent,live on...
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...as axolotls.
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Now, I know you mightthink a god
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would turn into something cool
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like a giant snakeor something.
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00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:05,642
But these guys, they look morelike an overgrown tadpole
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the size of a wiener with gillslike a frilly feather boa.
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00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:17,404
And as for his hunting skills,they're...
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How can I put this? Um...
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underwhelming.
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00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:37,340
In fairness, today he's gotother things on his mind,
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00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:39,050
ungodly things.
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00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:43,012
Oh, I know that look.
419
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,639
Oh, yeah.
420
00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:51,938
There are less than a thousandaxolotls left in the wild,
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00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:54,023
so these two lovebirdsmight be responsible
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00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:57,444
for the fateof their whole species.
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00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,154
No pressure, guys.
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00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:15,628
- Whoa! Whoa-ho ho!- What the?
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00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,714
Axolotus Interruptus.
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00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,718
Aw, jeez, that's gonna sting.
427
00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,846
Sucks to be you.
428
00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:40,695
♪ Something's missing, baby ♪
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00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:44,365
For most of us, losing a limbis a pretty big deal.
430
00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,660
But not for this guy.
431
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,705
♪ Something's missing ♪
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00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,792
All he needs to do islie low for a while
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00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:57,045
and let his superpowerdo its super thing.
434
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,343
♪ Something's missingfrom my life ♪
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00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,473
While Mexico City life goes onall around the lake,
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00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:12,685
our little hero is regeneratinga whole new leg.
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00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:17,023
♪ I feel misused,abused, confused ♪
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00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:19,651
♪ And no place to go ♪
439
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,946
♪ Since you been gone ♪
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00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:26,741
♪ Everything hasturned out wrong ♪
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00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:30,286
With time, axolotls can regrowalmost anything.
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00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,997
Their nervous system,their brain, their heart!
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00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:36,334
How about my dignityor a fragile global economy?
444
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,586
No?
445
00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:42,340
♪ Something's missing ♪
446
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,927
♪ Something's missing, baby ♪
447
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:50,306
In just three months,he's fully stocked with limbs
448
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,433
and ready to lookfor love again.
449
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,560
Atta boy.
450
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,649
It's not long beforehe tracks down his lady.
451
00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:09,909
I'm not sure exactlyhow axolotls have sex,
452
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,370
but I am sureI don't want to see it.
453
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:14,747
Ever.
454
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:17,709
Let's just cutto the artwork, quickly.
455
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,170
The axolotl, cheating death,
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00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:24,132
thanks to the powerto regrow body parts.
457
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:28,011
This may just be my favorite,so far.
458
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,143
Dinner's ready!
459
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,394
You see,if you set aside
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00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:39,147
the lightly glossed-overreasons for doing it,
461
00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:41,357
we've built a great team,
462
00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:45,194
but the greatest Superzeroof all is yet to come.
463
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:48,740
Oh, look, it's everyone's
464
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,742
least favorite housemate,
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00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,161
the cockroach.
466
00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:57,373
They can survivea nuclear apocalypse
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00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:59,584
on nothing but crumbs.
468
00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:03,421
And they're really, reallyhard to squish.
469
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:09,594
So is the cockroachour absolute Superzero?
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00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,097
Nope, too predictable.
471
00:32:13,848 --> 00:32:17,143
We're here for her:a jewel wasp.
472
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,896
Don't be fooledby the pretty face;
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00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:22,065
she's a parasitic wasp.
474
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:23,191
I don't know what that means,
475
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:26,319
but I'm guessingI'm about to find out.
476
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,573
Turns out she's the cockroach'sarch nemesis,
477
00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:33,785
a freeloader witha mind-blowing superpower.
478
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:35,203
And, well, let's just say
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00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,664
she doesn't useher powers for good.
480
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,541
Better run, fella.
481
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,808
But while a cockroach can run,
482
00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:59,560
he hasn't really figured outhow to hide.
483
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,732
That's, no, that's not hiding,that's just,
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00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,485
that's waiting aroundfor your demise.
485
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:37,056
The jewel wasp stings with theaccuracy of a brain surgeon.
486
00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:42,979
And targets a very specificpart of the roach's brain.
487
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,900
But she's not trying to killthe roach. Oh, no.
488
00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:54,449
Her sting has floodedhis brain with dopamine.
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00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:58,911
Stop.
490
00:33:59,078 --> 00:34:00,329
Meaning right now,
491
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:03,374
I'd say this little guyis tripping balls.
492
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,378
Riding a unicornacross the apocalypse.
493
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:10,673
Yeah, just like a demon cowboy
494
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:14,010
wearing nothing but a hatand perspiration.
495
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,265
♪ Where's my mind? ♪
496
00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,809
♪ Where's my mind? ♪
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00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:25,813
As his mind turns to mush,the cockroach becomes a zombie,
498
00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:29,233
totally withinthe wasp's power.
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00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:32,403
♪ Where's my mind? ♪
500
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,447
♪ Where's my mind? ♪
501
00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:37,658
♪ Way out ♪
502
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,410
She chews off an antenna.
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00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,496
♪ See it swimming ♪
504
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,630
And uses it like a straw
505
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:54,008
to sample the roach'sbodily fluids.
506
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:02,141
Satisfied, the waspleads the roach off,
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00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,103
like a giant zombie dogon a leash.
508
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,608
So, she's got the powerto control minds.
509
00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:12,652
But why, you ask?
510
00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:16,030
Ohh, she's an expectant mom.
511
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:20,952
Awhh. That baby smell,here one day, gone the next.
512
00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:22,328
Only raising childrenis hard work,
513
00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:25,665
so she's gonna havethe cockroach do it for her.
514
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:31,587
Hey, roach, blink twiceif you're not okay.
515
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,007
I'm kidding, I'm joking.
516
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,093
You don't have eyelids.
517
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:47,145
This tiny little bundle of joyis a jewel wasp egg.
518
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,571
Mom's role is nearly complete.
519
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:02,743
All that's left to do
520
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:06,205
is for her to gently burythe cockroach alive.
521
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:25,224
She leaves her precious eggto hatch
522
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,476
and burrow intothe roach's body.
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00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:36,194
♪ I've got you under my skin ♪
524
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:43,034
♪ I've got youdeep in the heart of me ♪
525
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:49,373
♪ So deep in my heart,you're really a part of me ♪
526
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:55,922
♪ I've got you under my skin ♪
527
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:01,177
After eating her victimfrom the inside out,
528
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:07,767
the fully grown larvatransforms into an adult wasp.
529
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:14,315
Ready to wield its dastardlymind-controlling power.
530
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:23,532
Turns out the final Superzerois a supervillain.
531
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,410
That's so post-modern.
532
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:33,960
Oh, look, she's gother mom's eyes.
533
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:39,966
♪ Yes, I've got youjust where I want you ♪
534
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:42,802
Guys, you-you might wannalook behind you.
535
00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:44,637
♪ Under my skin ♪
536
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:45,930
Guys!
537
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:55,856
Uh, we got everything?Anything else?
538
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,693
Oh, that's not a Superzero.
539
00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:02,280
Wolverine is actuallyan antiquated Canadian word
540
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:04,782
that means"boring millionaire."
541
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,660
I'm sorry, what's that? No?
542
00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:09,120
Oh, it's not?
543
00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:11,122
It is!
544
00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:14,750
Boring, bougie millionaire.
545
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,628
"Hugh" know what I mean.
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