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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,233 Tell me what you don't like about yourself. 2 00:00:05,403 --> 00:00:06,862 Are you kidding? Everything. 3 00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:10,861 My body's dropping so fast my gynecologist needs a hard hat. 4 00:00:11,826 --> 00:00:15,159 But seriously, I was sent to you by Barbara Busberger. 5 00:00:15,329 --> 00:00:17,535 She told me you're the best surgeons in Miami. 6 00:00:17,706 --> 00:00:19,912 Barbara also told me to buy a condo down here... 7 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:22,787 without saying it's God's waiting room. 8 00:00:23,461 --> 00:00:25,785 So, what exactly... 9 00:00:26,713 --> 00:00:31,173 I wanna look like her. Joan Alexandra Molinsky. 10 00:00:31,467 --> 00:00:35,334 Born in Brooklyn, raised in Larchmont. Graduated from Barnard Phi Beta Kappa. 11 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:37,469 - This is you? - That's me. 12 00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:40,511 Unretouched. The face and the photograph. 13 00:00:40,684 --> 00:00:45,096 - I want you to make me look just like that. - Like a 4-year-old girl? 14 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:48,851 I think I want you to do the surgery. 15 00:00:50,359 --> 00:00:54,735 - You haven't said what it is yet. - Sign this first, if you don't mind. 16 00:01:00,367 --> 00:01:02,110 Confidentiality agreement? 17 00:01:02,286 --> 00:01:06,365 Ms. Rivers, everybody knows that you've had a few procedures done. 18 00:01:06,539 --> 00:01:07,654 A few? 19 00:01:07,832 --> 00:01:11,876 My face has been tucked in more times than a bed sheet at the Holiday Inn. 20 00:01:12,044 --> 00:01:13,621 What I want you people to do... 21 00:01:13,795 --> 00:01:16,582 I don't want the media to know about it till it's finished. 22 00:01:16,756 --> 00:01:19,247 That's why I came to Miami instead of New York or L. A. 23 00:01:19,425 --> 00:01:21,583 Once you unveil me, we'll hit the talk shows. 24 00:01:21,761 --> 00:01:24,844 I'll do Oprah, Larry King, Regis and Kelly... 25 00:01:25,013 --> 00:01:28,596 and the cover of People magazine. I know it will happen. 26 00:01:30,018 --> 00:01:34,062 As long as we're clear that signing this doesn't obligate us to do the surgery. 27 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:37,812 There's no obligation. Just that you keep it undercover. 28 00:01:43,946 --> 00:01:45,061 Great. 29 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,651 Okay. Here it is. 30 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:54,698 I've always wanted to have a twin because I wanted to see... 31 00:01:54,872 --> 00:01:57,363 what I would look like if I never had plastic surgery. 32 00:01:57,541 --> 00:01:59,913 But I don't have a twin. I just have me. 33 00:02:00,085 --> 00:02:02,836 So I want you to put me back the way I would look... 34 00:02:03,004 --> 00:02:05,376 if I had never been Joan Rivers. 35 00:02:07,216 --> 00:02:10,133 I'm confused. Are you asking us to do a complete makeover... 36 00:02:10,302 --> 00:02:14,845 - that will restore your natural appearance? - Yes. It'll be career Viagra. 37 00:02:15,056 --> 00:02:18,223 I can bring back all those jokes I used to do about myself... 38 00:02:18,392 --> 00:02:19,721 before plastic surgery. 39 00:02:19,894 --> 00:02:23,558 I had great jokes. I was so ugly that if I wanted to moon somebody... 40 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:27,099 I'd just show them my face. Or, my body is dropping so fast... 41 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:30,359 I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. 42 00:02:30,528 --> 00:02:33,731 Ms. Rivers, with all the work that you've had done... 43 00:02:33,906 --> 00:02:38,614 it seems like a pretty extreme thing to do for the sake of your career. 44 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,541 Well, it's not just my career. 45 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:50,785 It's also my grandson, Cooper. 46 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:55,419 We have the most amazing relationship. It's probably the most... 47 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:58,757 honest relationship I've ever had with anybody in my whole life. 48 00:02:58,927 --> 00:03:01,335 He loves me exactly the way I am. 49 00:03:03,306 --> 00:03:05,927 - So why change? - I'm a goddamn lie. 50 00:03:12,397 --> 00:03:13,560 Look... 51 00:03:14,983 --> 00:03:18,316 I know I'm the one that brought plastic surgery into the mainstream. 52 00:03:18,486 --> 00:03:21,854 I know I'm the one that convinced all those thousands of housewives... 53 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:25,197 if you don't like your face, then do something about it, change it. 54 00:03:25,367 --> 00:03:28,451 But now I want to send out a different message. 55 00:03:29,495 --> 00:03:33,409 My grandson is... He's so pure. 56 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:37,116 He's so happy with himself the way he is... 57 00:03:37,294 --> 00:03:39,037 and I want him to stay that way. 58 00:03:39,212 --> 00:03:42,794 I don't want him to grow up hating the thought that he's gonna get older. 59 00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:47,710 I don't want him to care if he gets acne at 20 or if his hair starts to recede at 40. 60 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:51,297 I just want him to know there's nothing to be ashamed of. 61 00:03:51,472 --> 00:03:53,880 It's the natural order of things. 62 00:03:56,977 --> 00:03:58,305 And, boy... 63 00:04:00,272 --> 00:04:04,055 it will get me some magazine cover. People. Oh, my God. 64 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:08,313 Before, after. No one's ever done something like that. It's gold. 65 00:04:08,779 --> 00:04:13,570 And I could use a cover. I haven't had one since 1994. Those sons of bitches. 66 00:04:15,076 --> 00:04:16,700 Come on, what about it? 67 00:04:16,869 --> 00:04:20,368 I am offering you the mother of all plastic surgeries. 68 00:04:22,749 --> 00:04:24,243 Will you do it? 69 00:05:17,588 --> 00:05:19,580 You never smile anymore. 70 00:05:21,675 --> 00:05:23,252 Talk to me, Ava. 71 00:05:24,886 --> 00:05:27,341 Tell me, how can I make you happy? 72 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,554 - We'll never be happy. - Aren't we happy right now? 73 00:05:37,855 --> 00:05:40,144 Here in our warm little cocoon. 74 00:05:42,276 --> 00:05:46,984 But once we leave the safety of this nest, they'll always be there. 75 00:05:48,573 --> 00:05:52,404 Harassing us, judging us, tormenting us. 76 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,072 They'll never understand. 77 00:05:59,832 --> 00:06:02,584 To them, our relationship is unnatural. 78 00:06:08,632 --> 00:06:10,375 Let's go away, then. 79 00:06:12,927 --> 00:06:15,881 Let's go away and start a new life together. 80 00:06:17,931 --> 00:06:19,639 Let's go to Paris. 81 00:06:22,018 --> 00:06:23,845 My life is here, Matt. 82 00:06:27,523 --> 00:06:29,729 We'll eat croissants all day. 83 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:33,770 We'll drink wine. We'll make love. 84 00:06:34,737 --> 00:06:38,188 I can't. Adrian might come back. 85 00:06:39,617 --> 00:06:41,490 You have a cell phone. 86 00:06:44,412 --> 00:06:46,286 I have medical issues. 87 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:49,531 We'll find a doctor in Paris. 88 00:06:50,876 --> 00:06:54,920 I'll get three months of your medications from my dad's office. 89 00:06:57,841 --> 00:07:00,509 Your whole life is ahead of you, Matt. 90 00:07:03,804 --> 00:07:05,962 There isn't one without you. 91 00:07:09,517 --> 00:07:10,892 You smiled. 92 00:07:15,272 --> 00:07:16,932 Just say yes, Ava. 93 00:07:19,401 --> 00:07:20,646 Say yes. 94 00:07:28,450 --> 00:07:33,491 My God, when is this gonna end? Four new victims this month alone. 95 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:36,996 The cuts on her face look worse than the others. 96 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:41,498 He's getting bolder. Probably feels he's not getting enough attention. 97 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,709 You're the one stealing his headlines. 98 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,295 Not by choice. Why are you fixing his work again? 99 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:50,917 Because every other plastic surgeon in town is afraid to. 100 00:07:51,595 --> 00:07:55,509 It's my moral obligation. I'd stop it if I could, but I can't. 101 00:07:56,808 --> 00:07:58,053 15-blade. 102 00:07:59,894 --> 00:08:03,428 Sean. How's it hanging, homie? 103 00:08:04,981 --> 00:08:08,516 - What am I supposed to do with this? - You started a war, Sean. 104 00:08:08,693 --> 00:08:11,729 You're gonna need more than a scalpel to finish it. 105 00:08:12,113 --> 00:08:14,947 Hey, sexy. How's that leg? 106 00:08:18,827 --> 00:08:20,321 What are you talking about? 107 00:08:20,495 --> 00:08:23,164 You and The Carver, brother. You remember what he said. 108 00:08:23,331 --> 00:08:26,331 Fix his work again, he's coming back for you. 109 00:08:26,834 --> 00:08:31,495 You asked how to stop it. I'm telling you. Cap his ass. 110 00:08:31,713 --> 00:08:34,749 You, of all people, know I can't use this thing. 111 00:08:34,924 --> 00:08:36,169 15-blade. 112 00:08:37,593 --> 00:08:38,755 Pussy. 113 00:08:46,642 --> 00:08:48,967 Maybe what you really need are some balls, bro. 114 00:08:49,144 --> 00:08:52,180 I've got balls. You know I do. You're in jail because of me. 115 00:08:52,355 --> 00:08:55,854 That was your finest hour. Truth is, Sean, I made you a man. 116 00:08:56,025 --> 00:08:58,433 - You didn't do shit. - I gave you the guts to pull a gun. 117 00:08:58,611 --> 00:09:01,777 I gave you the strength to risk killing someone to save yourself... 118 00:09:01,947 --> 00:09:05,612 and your family. And your business. I gave you character. 119 00:09:06,868 --> 00:09:08,445 Where did it go? 120 00:09:09,453 --> 00:09:12,454 And what's with this music? I hate this shit. 121 00:09:16,168 --> 00:09:19,750 Now that's more like it. God, do I love the '80s. 122 00:09:20,129 --> 00:09:23,664 Turn that down. I can't operate under these conditions. 123 00:09:26,677 --> 00:09:30,092 Hey. You think fixing her face is going to make everything better? 124 00:09:30,263 --> 00:09:33,429 You wanna restore real order to this mess, Sean? 125 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:39,803 You gotta be ready to go one-on-one with The Carver. Like you did with me. 126 00:09:43,775 --> 00:09:46,099 I think she needs some more gas. 127 00:09:49,738 --> 00:09:51,777 No. I won't do that again. 128 00:09:52,866 --> 00:09:55,783 Yes, you will. Because you got a death wish. 129 00:09:57,953 --> 00:10:00,870 So repressed, our little Sean. 130 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:04,917 You gotta take this guy out. 131 00:10:05,084 --> 00:10:08,916 Restore the order and kill The Carver. Kill The Carver. 132 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:12,498 Don't tell me this guy scares you more than me. I'm getting jealous. 133 00:10:12,674 --> 00:10:13,872 Shut up! 134 00:10:14,301 --> 00:10:15,759 - Make me. - Gun. 135 00:10:17,971 --> 00:10:22,050 Good. Ready? Aim. Shoot! 136 00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:12,930 What the hell are you doing? 137 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:14,805 Nothing. 138 00:11:16,521 --> 00:11:17,931 I was just... 139 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:26,277 Temesta? You're stealing anti-anxiety pills? 140 00:11:27,113 --> 00:11:31,027 Look, I've been upset, okay? And I didn't feel like asking for them... 141 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,691 and going through the third degree. 142 00:11:34,119 --> 00:11:38,697 Helix? Don't you know it's dangerous to self-prescribe? 143 00:11:38,957 --> 00:11:42,159 Come on. They sell this shit at school to help you get through... 144 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,659 Get your hands off me. 145 00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:54,167 Clomiphene citrate has nothing to do with stress, asshole. 146 00:11:55,012 --> 00:11:57,550 I'm sick of your goddamn lies, Matt! 147 00:11:58,348 --> 00:12:01,633 I don't know what's going on, but clearly these pills aren't for you. 148 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:04,217 So you tell me why you're stealing these drugs... 149 00:12:04,395 --> 00:12:06,387 or I will personally bring you to the cops... 150 00:12:06,564 --> 00:12:08,639 encourage them to lock you up and keep you... 151 00:12:08,816 --> 00:12:12,018 - until you're too old to enjoy them! - Okay, fine! 152 00:12:20,075 --> 00:12:23,658 They're for Ava. I'm stocking up. 153 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,611 Why? 154 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:30,454 Because we're going away. Forever. 155 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,334 Go ahead. Turn me in to the police. I'll deny everything. 156 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,343 Matt will support me entirely, and all you'll accomplish... 157 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,753 is starting a criminal file for your very own son. 158 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,472 Matt won't be arrested. You will. 159 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,383 Pharmaceutical drug theft is a felony. 160 00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:50,716 Do your research before you come into my house... 161 00:12:50,893 --> 00:12:53,562 with your pathetic Chicken Little act. 162 00:12:54,146 --> 00:12:56,637 Vodka, rocks. If memory serves... 163 00:12:56,815 --> 00:13:00,314 you downed it last time you were here barking similar hollow threats. 164 00:13:00,485 --> 00:13:02,311 Drink up and then get out. 165 00:13:06,407 --> 00:13:07,817 How barbaric. 166 00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:12,368 Despite your doctor's degree and your slick veneer of sophistication... 167 00:13:12,537 --> 00:13:15,158 when it comes to women and how to treat them... 168 00:13:15,289 --> 00:13:17,780 you've crawled right out of a cave. 169 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:20,579 I'd watch my mouth if I were you. 170 00:13:20,877 --> 00:13:22,751 Or what? You'll hit me? 171 00:13:22,921 --> 00:13:27,333 If you were a man, after the hell you've caused my family, you'd be on the floor. 172 00:13:29,635 --> 00:13:32,589 And you'd be right on top of me, wouldn't you, Christian? 173 00:13:32,763 --> 00:13:35,004 Because you want me, don't you? 174 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:40,466 You lubricate acid. If I stuck my dick in you, it would sizzle off. 175 00:13:40,978 --> 00:13:43,219 Oh, it would sizzle all right. 176 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:48,557 Matt's not here. But you knew that before you walked in here... 177 00:13:48,735 --> 00:13:51,819 carrying your big stick you're afraid to swing. 178 00:13:51,987 --> 00:13:53,731 You're not upset Matt's seeing me. 179 00:13:53,906 --> 00:13:56,147 - You're upset that you're not. - You're crazy. 180 00:13:56,324 --> 00:13:57,653 And let me make myself clear. 181 00:13:57,826 --> 00:14:02,072 I'm not leaving this hell house until you agree to stop seeing Matt. 182 00:14:02,371 --> 00:14:05,621 I will kill you before I let you take him out of this country. 183 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:09,456 Screw the petty threats. You want me to stop seeing Matt? 184 00:14:12,005 --> 00:14:13,415 Then make me. 185 00:14:16,008 --> 00:14:17,751 You want me to stop? 186 00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:23,052 Then there's only one thing for you to do, Christian. Make me want you more. 187 00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:27,137 Conquer me. You don't have the guts. 188 00:14:27,852 --> 00:14:32,145 Neither does Sean or Julia. I have the power, and I'm keeping it. 189 00:14:32,814 --> 00:14:34,972 I see now. You're just like the rest of them. 190 00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:39,194 Threatened, kowtowed, spineless. Terrified of the unconditional. 191 00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:43,571 Of a woman with mental and sexual intelligence. 192 00:14:46,075 --> 00:14:50,618 You disappoint me, Christian. In the end, you're all bark and no bite. 193 00:14:54,207 --> 00:14:57,623 - Bite me. - How hard? 194 00:15:14,558 --> 00:15:17,475 You started it. You're gonna finish it. 195 00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:21,939 No. Not that! 196 00:15:22,315 --> 00:15:25,102 You wanna be conquered? Consider it done. 197 00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:47,710 What's wrong? Am I too much of a woman for you? 198 00:15:54,593 --> 00:15:56,668 No, Sean. I can't allow this. 199 00:15:56,845 --> 00:15:59,549 - It's the only way to make him stop. - When? 200 00:16:00,056 --> 00:16:01,847 I don't know. End of the week? 201 00:16:02,016 --> 00:16:05,016 Pull the security detail off. Let him see that I'm vulnerable. 202 00:16:05,227 --> 00:16:06,555 We're waiting inside the house. 203 00:16:06,728 --> 00:16:09,266 No, he's smart. He'll sense that. We don't tell anybody. 204 00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:13,270 My family, my partner. No one. I'll be alone with him. Just me. 205 00:16:13,442 --> 00:16:17,226 And once he thinks he's got what he wants, then you come in. 206 00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:21,276 We're sort of in the middle of something here. 207 00:16:21,449 --> 00:16:22,860 It can wait. 208 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,707 - This had better be important, Christian. - It is. 209 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,206 Ava's a man. 210 00:16:50,682 --> 00:16:52,722 Anything? Still checking. 211 00:16:52,893 --> 00:16:57,305 Are you certain she didn't just have a naturally shallow vaginal canal? 212 00:16:57,813 --> 00:17:00,897 Believe me, there was nothing natural about it. 213 00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:04,984 You're plastic surgeons. If this is true, I don't understand... 214 00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:06,612 why you couldn't tell right away. 215 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:10,397 She's the goddamn Hope Diamond of transsexuals. Flawless in every way. 216 00:17:10,574 --> 00:17:13,528 I called Abe Ruckman at the Avon Sexual Reassignment Clinic... 217 00:17:13,702 --> 00:17:16,371 Stephanie Duncan at the Gene Identity Center in Colorado. 218 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:19,823 Nobody's ever heard of her. Ava Moore has never existed. 219 00:17:19,999 --> 00:17:21,790 As a woman, you mean. 220 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:25,410 Look, Julia, I thought it was a preposterous conjecture, too. 221 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,419 Then he gave me the list of drugs Matt was stealing for her. 222 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,717 - This is Greek to me. - The compounds are very specific. 223 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,258 Spironolactone for breast and nipple development. 224 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,257 Premarin for vaginal dryness. 225 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:42,511 And all in amounts and calibrations we've never even seen before. 226 00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:44,888 It's quite brilliant, really. 227 00:17:45,062 --> 00:17:47,553 No prescription to chase? Nothing. 228 00:17:49,274 --> 00:17:51,314 - We need to tell Matt. - No. 229 00:17:51,485 --> 00:17:54,935 If this is true, and he finds out, he will never recover from it... 230 00:17:55,113 --> 00:17:58,647 and he'll be sexually ruined for the rest of his life. 231 00:18:00,492 --> 00:18:02,983 And if he finds out you screwed his girlfriend... 232 00:18:03,161 --> 00:18:06,660 he will never forgive you for it or trust you again, Christian. 233 00:18:10,126 --> 00:18:12,663 What? She jumped me. 234 00:18:13,587 --> 00:18:17,833 Bedroom cam's working great, Sean. So's that one in the dining room. 235 00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:21,717 What's that for? 236 00:18:25,639 --> 00:18:28,924 It's just part of the new security system I'm putting in. 237 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,769 - Thanks. We'll talk later. - All right. 238 00:18:41,861 --> 00:18:43,320 Not one match. 239 00:18:46,532 --> 00:18:47,860 Let me see. 240 00:18:49,785 --> 00:18:52,702 We can't just keep barging into her house... 241 00:18:52,871 --> 00:18:55,195 and confronting her without indisputable proof. 242 00:18:55,373 --> 00:18:59,619 We get one more chance at this before she leaves town and takes him with her. 243 00:19:00,502 --> 00:19:03,206 Well, at least she thinks like a woman. 244 00:19:06,299 --> 00:19:07,247 Hermes? 245 00:19:07,425 --> 00:19:11,208 Remember when Suzanne hired a private investigator to follow her husband? 246 00:19:11,386 --> 00:19:15,300 He told her about a site where you could look up other people's credit accounts. 247 00:19:15,473 --> 00:19:19,850 She has an outstanding balance at the Hermes store in Vienna, Virginia. 248 00:19:21,979 --> 00:19:24,849 How close is Baltimore to Vienna, Virginia? 249 00:19:30,653 --> 00:19:33,856 - How old is Adrian again? - Seventeen. Matt's age. 250 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,073 Well, 17 years ago, if you wanted a state-of-the-art sex change... 251 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:41,030 there really was only one place in the world to go. 252 00:19:41,204 --> 00:19:44,489 The person you need to see at Johns Hopkins is Carol, formerly Carlos. 253 00:19:44,665 --> 00:19:45,827 She's been there 10 years. 254 00:19:45,999 --> 00:19:47,956 Why would showing up in person do the trick... 255 00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:49,585 when leaving five messages didn't? 256 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:52,623 Sofia says the transgender community is incredibly protective. 257 00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:54,789 They won't open up to someone they don't know. 258 00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:56,376 They need to see you to trust you. 259 00:19:56,550 --> 00:20:00,250 Explain to me how two strangers can build a relationship in five minutes. 260 00:20:00,428 --> 00:20:04,176 For God's sake. You've charmed half of the female population of Miami. 261 00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:07,302 - Not to mention a few transsexuals. - One transsexual. 262 00:20:07,476 --> 00:20:09,515 - And Ava fooled everybody. - Not everybody. 263 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,762 There was a reason I wasn't attracted to her. 264 00:20:11,938 --> 00:20:14,607 - What if charm doesn't work? Any ideas? - Be empathetic. 265 00:20:14,774 --> 00:20:17,609 Convince her that you're there as professionals to help Ava. 266 00:20:17,777 --> 00:20:19,401 That you're concerned in her welfare. 267 00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:21,112 - I'm not sure I'm a good liar. - I am. 268 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,023 Come on. We're late. 269 00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:32,077 This one here's a Fillet Tarpon Bay with a rubber handle. 270 00:20:32,247 --> 00:20:34,453 Real good for securing the grip. 271 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:37,874 Real nice choice for barbecuing or dressing meats. 272 00:20:39,879 --> 00:20:44,090 This one's my favorite. A Buck Nighthawk. Very stealthy. 273 00:20:44,466 --> 00:20:46,505 Comes with a nylon sheath. 274 00:20:47,677 --> 00:20:51,805 It has a 650 tool steel drop point blade for a real long life... 275 00:20:52,139 --> 00:20:54,298 no matter what the elements. 276 00:20:56,852 --> 00:20:59,307 Any other questions for you today? 277 00:20:59,813 --> 00:21:04,439 Yes. Which one would you recommend if I wanted to gut something? 278 00:21:07,736 --> 00:21:11,568 Dr. Davis, telephone, please. 279 00:21:18,912 --> 00:21:21,617 I went into a men's restroom yesterday. 280 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,783 I've never been so scared. 281 00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:28,622 You've been living as a man now for five years, J. T. 282 00:21:28,796 --> 00:21:32,211 You've certainly used the male restroom since your surgery, right? 283 00:21:32,382 --> 00:21:33,960 So why the fear? 284 00:21:35,885 --> 00:21:37,925 It was a trough urinal... 285 00:21:40,389 --> 00:21:42,844 where all the guys pee in the open. 286 00:21:43,225 --> 00:21:47,092 What if the guy next to me sees it's a brand-new penis and... 287 00:21:48,062 --> 00:21:51,597 he wants to beat me down? You know? 288 00:21:52,525 --> 00:21:55,810 See, you know what? You just need to learn how to protect yourself. 289 00:21:55,986 --> 00:22:00,197 Does nothing make you afraid, Carol? Is there nothing you fear? 290 00:22:08,205 --> 00:22:09,284 Yeah. 291 00:22:14,335 --> 00:22:15,615 Airports. 292 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,999 Making it through security as a woman. 293 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,093 Man, since 9/11, it's like... 294 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:31,222 It's like they scrutinize so carefully now. 295 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:36,969 Lord, if you can make it through those security lines... 296 00:22:37,146 --> 00:22:41,274 undetected and accepted, it's like you're real. 297 00:22:42,192 --> 00:22:43,437 You know? 298 00:22:45,528 --> 00:22:48,363 This is a closed meeting. Can I help you? 299 00:22:48,614 --> 00:22:51,319 We're looking for Carol Nelson in Room 305. 300 00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:52,737 And you are? 301 00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:56,610 I'm Dr. Christian Troy. This is my partner, Sean McNamara. 302 00:22:57,330 --> 00:23:01,244 We've been trying to reach you. Sofia Lopez gave us your name. 303 00:23:05,045 --> 00:23:07,880 Listen. Now why don't we just take a quick little break? 304 00:23:08,048 --> 00:23:12,211 Go outside, have a little snack. And I'll see you guys back in 10. 305 00:23:16,013 --> 00:23:17,756 Thanks a lot, Carol. 306 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:24,175 How can I help you? We're plastic surgeons. 307 00:23:24,353 --> 00:23:27,804 We've flown from Miami because we need medical information on a patient. 308 00:23:27,982 --> 00:23:28,930 Really? 309 00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:32,143 I guess as surgeons and friends of Sofia's, you have to know... 310 00:23:32,319 --> 00:23:37,146 that a gender-reassignment file is as classified as a nuclear weapons program. 311 00:23:37,615 --> 00:23:41,826 We are aware of that, Ms. Nelson, and we're completely sympathetic. 312 00:23:42,411 --> 00:23:46,455 - So who's the patient? - The name she goes by now is Ava Moore. 313 00:23:57,215 --> 00:24:01,592 My partner Sean was the surgeon who performed Sofia's bottom surgery. 314 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,595 He also saved her from a botched tracheal shave. 315 00:24:04,763 --> 00:24:09,223 Well, that's touching. But it doesn't change a thing, gentlemen. 316 00:24:09,434 --> 00:24:12,351 You see, these people here? They're fragile. 317 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,888 So why is it that I should betray their confidence? 318 00:24:18,275 --> 00:24:22,106 If Ava Moore wants her records, why hasn't she contacted us? 319 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:27,192 Because Ava is afraid. Seventeen years ago, when she had her surgery... 320 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,275 there was no community. 321 00:24:35,289 --> 00:24:39,203 She needs help. She's had a weakening of the reconstructed vaginal wall... 322 00:24:39,376 --> 00:24:41,867 and the bladder is coming through. 323 00:24:42,879 --> 00:24:46,710 For us to repair it, we need to see her records, because she claims that... 324 00:24:46,883 --> 00:24:50,880 she had an adverse reaction to the anesthesia in her original surgery. 325 00:24:51,053 --> 00:24:53,590 We're here to help Ava, Ms. Nelson. 326 00:24:54,472 --> 00:24:57,389 We're not into taking risks with her life. 327 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,683 Well, you don't wanna talk to me. You want to talk to her surgeon. 328 00:25:06,107 --> 00:25:09,357 He's retired, and he's taken her records with him. 329 00:25:09,902 --> 00:25:11,277 Where is he? 330 00:25:34,048 --> 00:25:35,756 Dr. Barrett Moore? 331 00:25:36,842 --> 00:25:39,249 I've been expecting you, Doctors. 332 00:25:44,682 --> 00:25:47,007 I understand you've met my wife. 333 00:25:54,983 --> 00:25:56,358 Pollinator. 334 00:26:04,032 --> 00:26:05,277 Hybrids. 335 00:26:06,242 --> 00:26:09,658 The first orchid hybrids were produced in 1858... 336 00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:13,873 and since then the process has accelerated. But because of their... 337 00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:16,496 artificial and unnatural evolution... 338 00:26:16,668 --> 00:26:19,075 they're unable to attract a suitable pollinator... 339 00:26:19,253 --> 00:26:23,085 and hand pollinization is so unreliable... 340 00:26:24,425 --> 00:26:26,168 and time-consuming. 341 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:29,959 There are mysteries to be solved. 342 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:33,508 You retired from medicine to become a botanist? 343 00:26:33,682 --> 00:26:36,885 I retired from medicine because my work was done. 344 00:26:37,477 --> 00:26:39,766 Every orchid here has been altered. 345 00:26:39,938 --> 00:26:44,149 Each one evolving right before our eyes into new species... 346 00:26:45,026 --> 00:26:47,350 changing their very identities. 347 00:26:48,987 --> 00:26:53,447 You mastered the technique on humans. Why turn to flowers? 348 00:26:55,284 --> 00:26:59,068 Because they never leave. And they rarely disappoint. 349 00:27:00,998 --> 00:27:03,239 Humans and medicine are so... 350 00:27:05,043 --> 00:27:06,288 fallible. 351 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:10,577 There was nothing fallible in your transformation of Ava Moore. 352 00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:14,539 She's the work of a medical genius at the peak of his career. 353 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:17,469 Why stop at the height of your success? 354 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:29,183 Avery Tanner is responsible for the success that I have. 355 00:27:32,483 --> 00:27:35,602 He was a walker, which is to say that he was an escort... 356 00:27:35,777 --> 00:27:40,403 to some of the wealthiest society women looking for philanthropic causes. 357 00:27:41,824 --> 00:27:43,817 He was a very good-looking young man... 358 00:27:43,993 --> 00:27:47,242 and unusually interested in the unorthodox work... 359 00:27:47,412 --> 00:27:49,737 of an inexperienced new doctor. 360 00:27:50,623 --> 00:27:53,458 He would bring them to my fundraisers... 361 00:27:54,377 --> 00:27:56,914 and charm them into giving large donations... 362 00:27:57,087 --> 00:28:00,538 for a field of medicine that they barely understood. 363 00:28:01,216 --> 00:28:05,462 At first, I thought as a gay man, he was drawn to the transgender world... 364 00:28:05,636 --> 00:28:08,507 because of the possibilities for himself. 365 00:28:11,058 --> 00:28:15,269 But he wasn't. He was drawn to me. 366 00:28:17,939 --> 00:28:21,983 We became close, but I couldn't be with him... 367 00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:24,357 the way that he wanted me to. 368 00:28:26,154 --> 00:28:27,945 That's not my nature. 369 00:28:30,616 --> 00:28:34,115 One night, Avery came to me in despair. 370 00:28:35,328 --> 00:28:36,609 Suicidal. 371 00:28:37,330 --> 00:28:41,873 And he asked if I were to change him into a woman, could I love him then? 372 00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:45,793 And I believed that I could. 373 00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:49,705 The resulting operation was... 374 00:28:52,718 --> 00:28:53,916 perfect. 375 00:28:55,054 --> 00:28:57,260 Thank you, Harry. You may go. 376 00:28:57,681 --> 00:29:01,049 To an outsider, we were like any other happily married couple. 377 00:29:01,226 --> 00:29:03,847 But on the inside, sexually... 378 00:29:07,314 --> 00:29:09,057 I could not forget. 379 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:20,992 She thought that a child might normalize what wasn't. 380 00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:24,859 So we agreed that my assistant would be impregnated with my sperm... 381 00:29:25,038 --> 00:29:27,244 and carry the baby to term for us. 382 00:29:27,415 --> 00:29:31,542 After Adrian was born, things seemed to be more comfortable. 383 00:29:31,710 --> 00:29:34,201 But soon after, they deteriorated. 384 00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:39,755 I couldn't give her what she wanted. It wasn't her fault. 385 00:29:39,926 --> 00:29:42,167 I was the failure. 386 00:29:44,555 --> 00:29:47,472 I couldn't see... her. 387 00:29:49,017 --> 00:29:51,638 I could only see my own work. 388 00:29:53,604 --> 00:29:55,181 And so she left? 389 00:29:57,816 --> 00:30:01,480 I came home one day from a conference and they were gone. 390 00:30:04,822 --> 00:30:07,443 And I've never heard from her since. 391 00:30:15,456 --> 00:30:16,784 How is she? 392 00:30:16,957 --> 00:30:20,622 She's given up philanthropy for a career as a life coach. 393 00:30:24,839 --> 00:30:28,706 The ultimate creature of transformation transforming others. 394 00:30:30,177 --> 00:30:33,842 There is some poetry in that, Doctors, you have to admit. 395 00:30:34,097 --> 00:30:37,679 Her behavior isn't poetic. It's predatory. 396 00:30:38,601 --> 00:30:41,685 Ava Moore is sleeping with my 17-year-old son. 397 00:30:42,813 --> 00:30:44,093 And yours. 398 00:30:49,610 --> 00:30:51,935 Sleeping with juvenile males makes sense. 399 00:30:52,112 --> 00:30:55,148 They're not experienced enough to spot a fraud. 400 00:30:55,324 --> 00:30:58,739 I had planned on one last procedure... 401 00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:02,278 to go in, reconstruct the vaginal floor. 402 00:31:02,455 --> 00:31:04,447 Make it less constricted. 403 00:31:04,832 --> 00:31:09,493 I thought maybe it would bring her some sense of peace, some closure. 404 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,295 But I couldn't find her. 405 00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:20,466 - It would help us if we could see her files. - You know better than to ask that. 406 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:25,095 We need to confront her with more than just a story. 407 00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:28,802 You couldn't save your son from her, Dr. Moore. 408 00:31:29,895 --> 00:31:31,971 At least help me save mine. 409 00:31:43,406 --> 00:31:46,241 Hey, can I come in? Please. 410 00:31:47,201 --> 00:31:50,202 I probably should have called first. 411 00:31:51,330 --> 00:31:55,078 - Is your friend here? - Kevin? Oh, no, he's teaching. 412 00:31:57,627 --> 00:32:01,327 - Did you get it? - Yeah. And I brought you something else. 413 00:32:01,714 --> 00:32:03,172 Just in case. 414 00:32:03,507 --> 00:32:06,922 You shouldn't need it, but for when Kevin isn't here. 415 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,350 - You've got to stop doing this. - Doing what? 416 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:23,352 Stopping by to give me Mace, asking me to stay over. 417 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:26,852 You don't need to protect me. You're the one who was attacked. 418 00:32:27,027 --> 00:32:30,526 We may be separated, but I'm still allowed to worry about you, aren't I? 419 00:32:30,697 --> 00:32:35,442 - I'm the one who's worried about you. - Why? I'm fine. 420 00:32:37,703 --> 00:32:41,036 Don't do anything silly to prove that you're brave. 421 00:32:41,998 --> 00:32:44,785 Your courage has already been documented. 422 00:32:57,512 --> 00:32:59,587 Did Matt agree to see you? 423 00:33:01,265 --> 00:33:03,756 - We're meeting him for lunch. - Good. 424 00:33:04,476 --> 00:33:06,267 Be direct but gentle. 425 00:33:06,436 --> 00:33:08,393 Are you sure you want to handle Ava on your own? 426 00:33:08,563 --> 00:33:09,512 Yeah. 427 00:33:10,439 --> 00:33:15,065 I'm the one who got her into his life. I should be the one to get her out. 428 00:33:19,572 --> 00:33:23,984 It's been a long time since I've seen you as Julia, instead of my wife. 429 00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:26,065 I like it. 430 00:33:51,016 --> 00:33:55,428 - Who else knows about this? - Three of us. Sean, Christian, and myself. 431 00:33:56,729 --> 00:34:01,390 Angry villagers with torches, here to drive out the monster the doctor made. 432 00:34:01,567 --> 00:34:05,315 I don't think you're a monster. I think you're a sad, lonely individual... 433 00:34:05,487 --> 00:34:08,440 who does monstrous, selfish acts to cope with conflict. 434 00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:12,232 Be careful with your choice of pronouns. Have some goddamn respect. 435 00:34:12,409 --> 00:34:15,030 I am a woman. I don't care what this file says. 436 00:34:15,203 --> 00:34:17,694 Break up with my son and get out of our lives. 437 00:34:17,872 --> 00:34:20,363 - Or what? - Or I'll tell him the truth about you. 438 00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:23,032 And then your well-kept secret will be out. 439 00:34:23,210 --> 00:34:26,211 As you know, secrets have a way of spreading. 440 00:34:30,133 --> 00:34:32,006 Did you ever love him? 441 00:34:36,346 --> 00:34:38,339 I loved that he loved me. 442 00:34:40,809 --> 00:34:43,513 I love her, all right? And I will always love her. 443 00:34:43,686 --> 00:34:46,437 If this is another intervention trying to make me see her... 444 00:34:46,605 --> 00:34:48,598 for what she is, you're wasting your time. 445 00:34:48,774 --> 00:34:51,478 I do see her, completely, which clearly you don't. 446 00:34:51,651 --> 00:34:54,142 We're done with threats. That's not why we're here. 447 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,727 We're here to support you. Unconditionally. 448 00:34:56,906 --> 00:34:58,982 We'll respect your choice, whatever it is. 449 00:34:59,158 --> 00:35:01,779 My choice is her. We're leaving next week. 450 00:35:01,952 --> 00:35:05,403 You have until the beginning of next week to break it off and leave. 451 00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:09,743 And if you need money, help finding a place for you and Ava to live... 452 00:35:09,917 --> 00:35:11,790 we want you to know that we're here for you. 453 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,874 You're serious. I don't believe you. Why are you doing this now? What happened? 454 00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:19,131 What happened is you grew up. You're not a boy now, Matt. 455 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,969 You're a man. And we're treating you like one. 456 00:35:22,136 --> 00:35:27,011 If it works out with Ava and you find a cool job that you love in Gay Paree... 457 00:35:27,182 --> 00:35:29,637 - well, that's great. - And if it doesn't? 458 00:35:29,809 --> 00:35:31,848 Then you'll hurt like hell. 459 00:35:32,019 --> 00:35:35,684 But you have someplace you can come home to, if you want. 460 00:35:40,026 --> 00:35:42,433 I don't have anywhere else to go. 461 00:35:42,904 --> 00:35:44,979 I don't have Adrian. I have no one. 462 00:35:45,155 --> 00:35:50,066 You have yourself. And from what I've witnessed, you're a survivor. 463 00:35:50,493 --> 00:35:52,818 And survivors reinvent themselves. 464 00:35:52,996 --> 00:35:56,364 They rise from the ashes of their failures like phoenixes... 465 00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:59,209 and fly off to their next destination. 466 00:36:06,549 --> 00:36:11,044 Well, Julia, we've come full circle, haven't we? You're coaching me now. 467 00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:16,634 The truth of the matter is, Ava, you really were a good life coach. 468 00:36:17,391 --> 00:36:21,056 And if it wasn't for you and the truths that you forced... 469 00:36:21,228 --> 00:36:24,098 I wouldn't be able to stand up to you now. 470 00:36:31,445 --> 00:36:33,936 I'm not leaving that easily, Julia. 471 00:36:34,823 --> 00:36:37,740 If you want me gone, then you talk to your doctors. 472 00:36:37,909 --> 00:36:40,067 What do you want them to do? 473 00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:45,320 Finish me. Correct the one flaw that gave me away... 474 00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:47,747 so I'm never found out again. 475 00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:59,048 This operation will take under an hour. You'll be up and on your feet tomorrow. 476 00:36:59,636 --> 00:37:03,550 The last vaginoplasty hurt like hell. Will this one? 477 00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:06,967 The final expander causes minimal discomfort. 478 00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:11,395 The ditch was already dug pretty deep. Just not deep enough for me. 479 00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:17,686 You think this is pretty funny, don't you? 480 00:37:19,069 --> 00:37:21,275 I'm a despicable joke to you. 481 00:37:23,073 --> 00:37:27,948 Actually, Ava, I think you're one of the most fascinating people I've ever met. 482 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:37,833 Have you done many of these types of surgeries before? 483 00:37:38,002 --> 00:37:41,418 No. That's why we brought in an expert. 484 00:38:01,564 --> 00:38:02,892 Hello, Ava. 485 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:08,813 You are more beautiful than ever. 486 00:38:13,324 --> 00:38:14,783 How is Adrian? 487 00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:18,573 Like you. 488 00:38:20,414 --> 00:38:23,450 Smart, beautiful... 489 00:38:24,876 --> 00:38:26,204 conflicted. 490 00:38:26,752 --> 00:38:28,745 I would like to see him. 491 00:38:33,884 --> 00:38:35,876 I don't know where he is. 492 00:38:39,305 --> 00:38:41,381 Or if he'll ever come home. 493 00:38:52,399 --> 00:38:55,020 I need to be done with this, Barrett. 494 00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:59,026 I can't keep running anymore. 495 00:39:01,324 --> 00:39:04,194 Don't worry. That's why I'm here. 496 00:39:08,497 --> 00:39:10,536 To finish what I started. 497 00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:32,638 Count back from 10 for me. 498 00:39:34,018 --> 00:39:36,177 Ten, nine... 499 00:39:38,105 --> 00:39:40,347 eight, seven... 500 00:40:05,045 --> 00:40:06,622 Ava, I got them. 501 00:40:09,591 --> 00:40:11,298 Hey, I've got them. 502 00:40:14,887 --> 00:40:15,883 What? 503 00:40:16,055 --> 00:40:20,052 I was just saying I got them. Two first-class tickets to Paris. 504 00:40:21,935 --> 00:40:26,263 Great. And I'm guessing you put the $10,000 charge on my credit card. 505 00:40:27,564 --> 00:40:31,099 That's what you said to do. I thought, I don't know... 506 00:40:31,276 --> 00:40:35,225 you might surprise me and find a way to pay for them yourself. 507 00:40:39,033 --> 00:40:41,191 - What the hell's wrong with you? - You! 508 00:40:41,368 --> 00:40:44,950 You eat crap like a grubby little slob on a $25 a yard couch... 509 00:40:45,121 --> 00:40:48,075 and then expect mommy to clean up your mess. I'm sick of it! 510 00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:50,574 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make a mess. 511 00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:54,001 But you did, Matt, and I get it. Boys make messes. 512 00:40:54,171 --> 00:40:56,875 They leave water marks on the French lacquer dining table. 513 00:40:57,048 --> 00:40:58,542 They don't do their own laundry. 514 00:40:58,716 --> 00:41:02,464 They're helpless until they go off to college and learn to be self-sufficient. 515 00:41:02,636 --> 00:41:05,341 But I'm not going off to college. I'm going off with you. 516 00:41:05,514 --> 00:41:06,676 Oh, Christ! What? 517 00:41:06,848 --> 00:41:08,924 Another water mark! Did you do this, Matt? 518 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:11,935 I don't know, Ava. Are you on your period? 519 00:41:14,229 --> 00:41:18,096 Look, you're stressed and you're upset. And I get it. 520 00:41:19,692 --> 00:41:21,732 You just need a vacation. 521 00:41:25,489 --> 00:41:28,774 I got us a travel backgammon set... 522 00:41:29,075 --> 00:41:31,696 and a crossword puzzle book. 523 00:41:34,372 --> 00:41:37,906 I don't like backgammon. And I'm not going to Paris with you. 524 00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:40,159 It's such a cliché, anyway. 525 00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:47,915 What happened between the time I left and now? 526 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,672 This just doesn't work for me, Matt. 527 00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:55,304 I was a mother once. I don't want to have to do it all over again with you. 528 00:41:55,473 --> 00:41:58,723 The pretense that you're a man when you're not... 529 00:41:59,101 --> 00:42:01,307 has become wearisome for me. 530 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,603 I need a genuine companion. 531 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:11,441 There are things I've been denying myself, things that come with age... 532 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:15,109 which you can't possibly understand. 533 00:42:17,575 --> 00:42:20,611 You're afraid of the unknown, okay. I get it. 534 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,580 But we've got to be united, just like we always have been. We've got to be strong. 535 00:42:28,627 --> 00:42:30,951 No, you need to be strong, Matt. 536 00:42:32,213 --> 00:42:34,751 We had a fling and it was charming. 537 00:42:35,257 --> 00:42:38,460 We don't have the components to build from that. 538 00:42:39,010 --> 00:42:42,344 To create a relationship out of mere physical heat. 539 00:42:45,808 --> 00:42:48,725 It was inevitable. The natural order. 540 00:42:50,479 --> 00:42:52,436 One day you'll see that. 541 00:42:57,193 --> 00:43:00,110 Do you have any clothes left in the house? 542 00:43:05,492 --> 00:43:06,487 No. 543 00:43:08,703 --> 00:43:11,988 Everything's in here. Good. 544 00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:16,326 Be a good boy. Turn around and walk out the door. 545 00:43:18,044 --> 00:43:20,831 Did you hear me? Leave, Matt. It's over! 546 00:43:50,488 --> 00:43:54,236 This is completely unnecessary. You don't have to show me this. 547 00:43:54,408 --> 00:43:58,073 We would be comfortable knowing you entered this procedure fully informed. 548 00:43:58,245 --> 00:44:01,411 But I don't have time to keep schlepping down here for visual aids. 549 00:44:01,581 --> 00:44:05,164 There are several reconstructive procedures we want you to know about. 550 00:44:05,335 --> 00:44:06,710 Take a look. 551 00:44:06,919 --> 00:44:10,537 We'd start by inserting a balloon-like device, a tissue expander... 552 00:44:10,714 --> 00:44:13,121 in the areas where the skin has been tightened... 553 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:16,799 allowing it to stretch and assume a more natural hang. 554 00:44:17,512 --> 00:44:19,753 We'd also do a flap surgery... 555 00:44:19,930 --> 00:44:23,844 where we take tissue and fat muscle from your back and tunnel it to your front... 556 00:44:24,017 --> 00:44:27,386 so your breasts could regain their age-appropriate fullness and slope. 557 00:44:27,562 --> 00:44:31,773 In other words, I'll have saggy bad girls. I get it, okay? I get it. 558 00:44:32,775 --> 00:44:35,444 We'd do several skin grafts, which would also... 559 00:44:35,611 --> 00:44:36,808 Oh, blah, blah. 560 00:44:36,987 --> 00:44:40,818 Please, I'm going to be late for QVC. Just cut to the chase. 561 00:44:41,282 --> 00:44:42,562 Of course. 562 00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:53,244 Who's that? 563 00:44:55,127 --> 00:44:59,171 That's you, Ms. Rivers. What you would look like now if you had nothing done. 564 00:44:59,339 --> 00:45:01,581 Yeah. Very funny. Who is that? 565 00:45:02,383 --> 00:45:05,669 These computer-generated images are only an approximation... 566 00:45:05,845 --> 00:45:08,051 of the natural aging process. 567 00:45:14,352 --> 00:45:16,309 That hag looks like ET. 568 00:45:20,441 --> 00:45:22,100 It is what you asked for. 569 00:45:22,276 --> 00:45:25,525 No, it's not what I asked for. I asked for someone who would look... 570 00:45:25,695 --> 00:45:29,229 like a grandmother for Cooper, not like some piece of shit. 571 00:45:29,407 --> 00:45:32,656 Now, what is your problem here? The kid loves me. I make him laugh. 572 00:45:32,826 --> 00:45:35,661 He runs to me. If I looked like that, he'd run the other way. 573 00:45:35,829 --> 00:45:38,366 I thought you wanted to be natural. 574 00:45:43,168 --> 00:45:46,833 You know what's natural? Evolution. 575 00:45:49,424 --> 00:45:52,093 Cooper doesn't live in the Stone Age. 576 00:45:53,219 --> 00:45:55,211 He lives in the year 2004. 577 00:45:56,555 --> 00:46:00,801 And we have tweezers, and we have alpha hydroxy acids... 578 00:46:01,935 --> 00:46:04,141 and we have plastic surgery. 579 00:46:06,021 --> 00:46:07,848 And thank God, because... 580 00:46:08,023 --> 00:46:12,768 My God. If I looked like that now, can you imagine what I'd look like at 90? 581 00:46:12,944 --> 00:46:15,861 - I'm glad we caught this early. - Oh, me, too. 582 00:46:16,030 --> 00:46:19,564 Thank you both so very much for giving me the heads up. 583 00:46:23,286 --> 00:46:26,370 Oh, and put me down tomorrow for another lift. 584 00:46:27,498 --> 00:46:29,206 Oh, what the hell? 585 00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:32,411 I'm in town anyhow. It'll kill a couple hours. 586 00:46:40,968 --> 00:46:43,256 So, what are you doing tonight? 587 00:46:43,887 --> 00:46:46,556 Apparently, planning Ms. Rivers' tuck. 588 00:46:47,265 --> 00:46:50,930 Julia's coming by with the kids. Matt's staying with her. 589 00:46:51,727 --> 00:46:54,763 He's not doing too well since the Ava breakup. 590 00:46:54,938 --> 00:46:58,105 Can you come by and break bread with the family? 591 00:46:58,525 --> 00:47:02,818 I didn't know Julia wanted me back in the family after everything that's happened. 592 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:05,608 We told Matt he'd have a safe place to land. 593 00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:09,944 No matter what else is going on, all of us need to follow through. 594 00:47:24,297 --> 00:47:25,495 Hi, Mom. 595 00:47:28,133 --> 00:47:31,336 Oh, my God. Adrian. 596 00:47:33,221 --> 00:47:35,890 I was so worried. Where have you been? 597 00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:40,893 Squatting on empty houseboats. You know, the whole Cunanan thing. 598 00:47:41,854 --> 00:47:45,933 - What do you care? - I do care, deeply. 599 00:47:48,026 --> 00:47:49,982 Are you going somewhere? 600 00:47:50,986 --> 00:47:53,442 Paris. But you're coming with me. 601 00:47:53,614 --> 00:47:57,196 You, me, and Matt? We'd make quite a sight, wouldn't we? 602 00:47:57,617 --> 00:48:00,155 No, I ended it with Matt. It's over. 603 00:48:05,207 --> 00:48:08,457 You know what I think, Mom? I think he dumped you. 604 00:48:09,294 --> 00:48:13,872 You couldn't take it because you don't know how to handle losing anything. 605 00:48:14,048 --> 00:48:17,463 So now you know what you're doing, Mom? You're running away from us all. 606 00:48:17,634 --> 00:48:19,757 'Cause that's the only thing you know how to do. 607 00:48:19,928 --> 00:48:22,216 I thought you were gone forever. 608 00:48:22,388 --> 00:48:24,428 But now we can make a fresh start together. 609 00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:26,887 There are no more fresh starts! 610 00:48:29,436 --> 00:48:31,843 Everything is rotten to the core. 611 00:48:32,605 --> 00:48:35,939 Okay, look, just come with me. 612 00:48:36,484 --> 00:48:40,563 We'll talk about it all on the plane. Look, I've got two tickets. 613 00:48:41,822 --> 00:48:45,949 It'd be just the two of us, like you've always wanted. 614 00:48:53,498 --> 00:48:57,330 You and me, Adrian. Everything else goes away. 615 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,511 I don't believe you. 616 00:49:16,435 --> 00:49:18,226 That's what kills me. 617 00:49:44,876 --> 00:49:46,915 - I love you. - No! 618 00:49:48,045 --> 00:49:51,129 I needed to be sure you'd never leave me again. 619 00:49:51,298 --> 00:49:52,247 No! 620 00:50:46,095 --> 00:50:47,886 I love you, you know. 621 00:50:49,098 --> 00:50:52,181 I love you, too. Always. 622 00:51:06,696 --> 00:51:08,605 I'll help you clean up. 623 00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:27,413 So I'll see you tomorrow? 624 00:51:38,723 --> 00:51:40,929 Make sure you lock this door. 625 00:52:51,870 --> 00:52:53,529 Excuse me, ma'am. 626 00:52:56,707 --> 00:52:59,624 Could you take off your sunglasses, please? 627 00:53:06,465 --> 00:53:08,790 Can I see your passport, please? 628 00:53:25,023 --> 00:53:27,858 Thank you, Ms. Moore. Have a nice flight. 629 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,640 Thank you. 50135

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