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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:07,350 Okay. 2 00:00:08,990 --> 00:00:09,990 All right. 3 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:11,130 Thank you. 4 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:16,890 You know, Mike, I had a great time tonight. Oh, I did too, Kate. And I had 5 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:18,710 great time last night. Oh, me too, Kate. 6 00:00:18,970 --> 00:00:21,230 You know, maybe we should start dating again. 7 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:24,480 Kate, I don't know when we'd have the time. I spend every night with you. 8 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,140 Well, I know. That's what I mean. Maybe we should be dating. 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:31,640 Oh, I get it. I get it. You want me to come to the door instead of honking. No. 10 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,440 Well, yes, actually. 11 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,500 But it would be nice if we were officially seeing each other. I mean, I 12 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,420 idea of commitment frightens me. Well, smell that. 13 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:40,840 Something's burning. 14 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:48,060 Why do you always run when I bring up the subject of dating? Hey, Kate, I 15 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:56,160 I swear to heck out of me. Oh, come on. Eddie, this is my apartment. 16 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,480 All right, apology accepted. 17 00:00:57,860 --> 00:01:00,620 Come on, come on, Eddie. Come on, get out. No, no, Mike, I got something real 18 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:04,040 important to tell you. Eddie, Mike and I were talking about something important, 19 00:01:04,099 --> 00:01:08,380 too. Yeah, Eddie, we were talking about... Hey, Eddie, how you doing? Long 20 00:01:08,380 --> 00:01:11,580 no see. No, no, no, I'm sorry. I can't hold this in any longer. 21 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,640 Michael, Kate, I'm getting married. 22 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:21,060 Yeah, I was drunk and done with joy at first, too. 23 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:27,090 What are you talking about? You getting married? Yeah, right. Hey, I'm serious, 24 00:01:27,210 --> 00:01:30,850 Mike. Now, I know in the past I may have been a little footloose. I suppose you 25 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:33,470 could even say... Oh, what's the word? 26 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:34,870 Sleazy? 27 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:35,970 Yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:37,610 But I'm a changed man. 29 00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:40,770 And if it weren't for you and Kate, I'd never have met my beloved Tina. 30 00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:43,950 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Tina? 31 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:47,670 Not Tina, the hat check girl. 32 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:49,490 Oh, she does so many things. 33 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:55,270 Now, you guys were there for the start of my romance with Tina, and we'd like 34 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:56,270 you there for the end. 35 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:02,030 You're my best friend, Michael. 36 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,590 Will you give me away? 37 00:02:05,530 --> 00:02:08,729 I can't believe this. You're actually getting married? 38 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:14,150 Hey, look, look, look. Before you do anything, just go downstairs and spend 39 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:15,150 minutes with my parents. 40 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:19,390 Mike! Come on, this is wonderful news. 41 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:21,130 It's not something to joke about. 42 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,810 Marriage is a very beautiful and serious thing. Right, Eddie? 43 00:02:25,430 --> 00:02:26,430 You! 44 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:30,130 Eddie! Wait till you see my true self. 45 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:36,770 It doesn't get any more serious than this. 46 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:56,210 The best is ready to begin. 47 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,220 Or the tip -off. 48 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:55,140 I gotta get me 49 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:56,140 some friends. 50 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,920 Run away, squid lips! 51 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,040 What a cool machine! 52 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,280 Well, while I'm upstairs talking to Mike, feel free to snip the upholstery. 53 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,560 Vegas? As in Las Vegas? 54 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,620 Well, that's where the wedding is. 55 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:32,280 Oh, come on, Eddie. You didn't tell me that last night. Well, as my best man, 56 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,120 you're supposed to know these things. Come on. 57 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:38,260 Now, let's see. We'll fly to Vegas, have the wedding, see naughty girls on ice. 58 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,320 We should be back by Monday. 59 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,300 Oh, come on, Eddie. Man, this is crazy. 60 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,880 No, no. Wait till you see him skate. 61 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,500 Okay, here's the tickets. 62 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:49,900 Here's the rings. 63 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,980 Is there anything I'm forgetting? 64 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:55,110 Have, uh, blood tests? 65 00:04:55,410 --> 00:04:58,810 Nah, I don't need them. I can marry a chimpanzee and no one would care. That's 66 00:04:58,810 --> 00:04:59,810 the beauty of Vegas! 67 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:02,030 Hey, Eddie! 68 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:04,210 The seats taste better than they smell! 69 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:06,050 Ben, quit slobbering in my car! 70 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:08,150 Oh, one more thing, Mike. 71 00:05:08,410 --> 00:05:10,690 I'd appreciate it if you'd keep this whole marriage thing a secret. 72 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:14,870 Why? My parents aren't too happy about it. I told them Tina and I were engaged. 73 00:05:14,990 --> 00:05:16,350 My mom flung herself out the window. 74 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:20,630 Then so he'll have the limo back and... 75 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,400 a lint to sniff the upholstery, too. 76 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,600 Ben! Ben! 77 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:31,780 If you want me to clean this dump, then I want my two bucks in advance. 78 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:36,400 Oh, hey, come on. You trust me, don't you, kiddo? What am I, Ben? 79 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,380 Okay. All right, okay. Here you go. Two dollars. 80 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,600 Where are you going? 81 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:48,120 Uh, I'm going to, uh... I'm going on a little trip with Eddie. 82 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:53,130 Those are mine. 83 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:56,750 What are you doing with this wedding ring? You're not married, are you? 84 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:02,190 Look, Christy, on second thought, I really don't need your help, okay? All 85 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:03,230 right, move it out. Let's go. 86 00:06:08,050 --> 00:06:11,670 Hello? Yeah, Kate, start packing your bags. This wedding is in Vegas. 87 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:18,430 Where's Mike? You know, I called up the garage about ten minutes ago. Have you 88 00:06:18,430 --> 00:06:19,430 seen him, Jason? No. 89 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:21,630 He said he was going on a trip. 90 00:06:22,010 --> 00:06:25,410 Eddie. But he didn't go with Eddie. He went with Kate. 91 00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:27,270 He's out with Kate? 92 00:06:27,410 --> 00:06:29,610 On a date? He took a whole lot of underwear. 93 00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:35,410 Mike went on a trip with Eddie. He went on a trip with Kate. Eddie. Kate! 94 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:39,490 Who are you going to believe? Your daughter who's reading that second grade 95 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:41,350 level? Or Jello had hair? 96 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:48,570 That's what you know. I saw Eddie pick Mike up in a limo to take him to Vegas 97 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:49,369 get married. 98 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:50,370 What? 99 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,660 Why would Mike marry Eddie? 100 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:57,559 Don't panic. 101 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,560 This might be another one of Ben's bonehead mistakes. 102 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:01,860 In a limo, Jason, with lots of underwear. 103 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,120 And wedding rings. 104 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,280 Oh, Jason, what are we going to do? 105 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:09,100 I'd just like to point out that there's no need to think Mike's making a mistake 106 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,420 just because your marriage turned out the way it has. 107 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,060 You know, Maggie, she's right. 108 00:07:18,890 --> 00:07:19,789 Excuse me, everybody. 109 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:20,990 Can I have your attention, please? 110 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:25,530 My good friends, Eddie and Tina here, are getting married when we get to Las 111 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:29,210 Vegas, so I'd like all of you to join me in wishing them the best of luck. 112 00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:30,590 Okay? 113 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:34,730 The drinks are on me. 114 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:58,330 Okay. And the best man, my Mikey, who I was going out with when I met my honey 115 00:07:58,330 --> 00:08:01,950 man, when he was going out with a maid of honor behind my back before I had it 116 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:03,830 back, before she changed her name from Julie. 117 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:06,390 What? 118 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:08,530 This way. 119 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,510 Uh, excuse me, sweetheart. 120 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:13,330 Hey. 121 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:14,830 Where are you going? 122 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:19,370 Oh, to give these poor, overworked young ladies a hand. I just want to say, I'm 123 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,890 sorry I can't throw your bachelor party. 124 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:23,430 That's okay. You can do it after I'm married. 125 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,970 It's the least I can do buying all these drinks for everybody. I mean, hey, how 126 00:08:28,970 --> 00:08:30,470 many times is my pro going to get married? 127 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:31,830 Who knows? 128 00:08:32,730 --> 00:08:35,130 What do you mean? Come on, Eddie. You love Tina, right? 129 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:36,570 Oh, what's not to love? 130 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:38,690 Yeah, so you guys really get along? 131 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:42,309 Oh, she expects nothing from me, Mike, and I can deliver. 132 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:46,090 Oh, well, that's good, Eddie. You know, I'll tell you something. 133 00:08:46,490 --> 00:08:49,590 I didn't really plan on settling down until, well... 134 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:53,160 Never actually went. Hey, what the heck? Marriage will be a hoot. 135 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:58,220 A hoot? Yeah, you know, I have never, ever met any woman like Tina before. 136 00:08:58,500 --> 00:08:59,500 Yeah? 137 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,440 Except maybe Gloria. 138 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:05,280 I have to call Gloria. Whoa, whoa, Eddie. Eddie, who's Gloria? 139 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,240 This girl I was supposed to go out with tonight until this whole wedding thing 140 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,240 came up. Eddie. 141 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:12,400 Eddie, come on, man. You are getting married. 142 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,120 Well, not until tomorrow. 143 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,180 It's because I'm married, isn't it? 144 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:18,740 See my wedding ring? 145 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,640 Gone. Ah, Kate, Kate, look, I need to talk to you. What about? 146 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:27,720 Ah, be private. 147 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:29,440 No, no, no. 148 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,520 Come on. 149 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:32,300 Thanks for the drink, Spike. 150 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,720 Julie. 151 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:42,240 Look, look, Kate, I... Wait, I'll do it? Come here, just come here. 152 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,160 Wait, 153 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:47,810 what is going on? Kate, look, I've been thinking, all right? This whole marriage 154 00:09:47,810 --> 00:09:50,270 business, I don't know, it just really made me think. 155 00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:53,970 And, Kate, how do you know when you're ready to be married? 156 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:58,530 Mike, Mike, what is this? 157 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:01,370 Are you proposing? 158 00:10:02,450 --> 00:10:03,369 What, what? 159 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:06,030 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Kate, I'm talking about Eddie. 160 00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:09,370 See, I think that he's really making a big mistake with this wedding. 161 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:13,190 Oh? Yes, he's saying all these ridiculous things about marriage. I 162 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:14,370 thinks it's going to be a hoot. 163 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:18,180 That's just like you. You think that marriage is the end of everything good 164 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,180 instead of the beginning. 165 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,720 Kate, come on. Can we stick to the subject, please? 166 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:24,920 If everything is a mistake, at least he's ready to make a mistake instead of 167 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,420 being afraid to commit to a relationship. 168 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:29,360 Afraid? You're calling me afraid? 169 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:30,600 Well, yeah. 170 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:34,140 Oh. 171 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:39,060 Kate, I met my first husband that way. 172 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:40,940 On a biplane. 173 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,210 I'm going to go help Eddie get some nuts. 174 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:17,590 Just think, in a few hours, all this will be Eddie's. 175 00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:23,230 Tina, what made you decide to marry Eddie? 176 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,130 He asked me. 177 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:26,850 That's it? 178 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,430 Don't be silly. I had other reasons. 179 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,150 Serious reasons. Like his hair. 180 00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:36,630 Because you like his hair? 181 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:39,070 I'm marrying Eddie because he has hair. 182 00:11:41,170 --> 00:11:45,730 See, most of the guys I've dated have been kind of old and overweight and 183 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:47,450 Why? 184 00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:50,610 From life expectancy charts, it seemed like a way to go. 185 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,390 Eddie's really the first guy who doesn't wear a toupee. 186 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:57,610 At least I don't think it's a toupee. 187 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:00,150 Me neither. 188 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:02,510 Just think. 189 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,750 Then I'll be Mrs. Edward. 190 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:06,960 Mrs. Edward. 191 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,500 Zeph? 192 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,000 Is that his last name? 193 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,100 Tina, I get the feeling you don't know Eddie all that well. 194 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,340 I don't want to spoil the fun. 195 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,500 But marriage is a serious step. 196 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:24,380 Oh, I know it is. 197 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,640 Mom always told me to look for Mr. 198 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:33,440 Right. She said when you find him, you get this feeling in your stomach, and 199 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,440 know. 200 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,340 What happened when she met my dad? 201 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:38,980 Oh, that's sweet. And your dad was Mr. Right? 202 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,420 No, it turned out she had a bug or something. 203 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:47,140 By that time, she'd already married him. And her life was hell. 204 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:52,520 Boy, a story like that really makes you think. 205 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,000 I mean, you don't want to make a big mistake. 206 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,880 Gee, I don't see how you get that out of it. 207 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,400 Well, what else could it mean? 208 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,860 in your stomach when it could turn out to be gas. 209 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:15,540 Look, Eddie, I wanted to ask you, have you really thought about what marriage 210 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:16,379 going to be like? 211 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,800 Oh, I can't stop thinking about it. 212 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:21,340 Yes, so you don't have any doubts? 213 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,980 You think I should have doubts? 214 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:27,120 You think there's a chance I might not be doing the right thing? Well, 215 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:31,920 it's just like you to think that marriage is the end of everything good 216 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:32,920 of the beginning. 217 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:38,820 Hey, look, if you're happy, then I'm happy. I'm behind you a thousand 218 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,320 Oh, thanks, man. That means a lot to me. 219 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,520 Mike, can I talk to you? Oh, yeah, Kate, Kate, yeah. I was just telling... 220 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:54,700 Kate, 221 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,140 Kate, look, I just wanted to tell you, I think you were absolutely right. 222 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,920 You know, you should have seen the look on Eddie's face when I told him that 223 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,020 this marriage was a good idea. 224 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,740 Why on earth would you do that? 225 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,260 Well, because... 226 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:05,970 Because you told me to. 227 00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:09,870 Oh, out of all the times I've told you things, you picked this one to start 228 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:10,870 listening? 229 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,670 Yes, hello, Cupid's Cathedral? 230 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:23,550 Yes, I am trying to find a couple that is about to make a tragic mistake. 231 00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:26,630 What do you mean, take my pick? 232 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:35,610 Oh, Jason, it's no use. There must be 50 chapels in Las Vegas. 233 00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:38,690 Hey, Maggie, the gold diggers are headlining at Circus Circus. 234 00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:43,710 Jason, please try and stay focused here. Honey, I'm just trying to find 235 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,010 something to be happy about. 236 00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:48,330 This is pointless. What if we do find Mike? What are we going to do, ground 237 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,550 Send him to a suite without room service? 238 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,790 I am not giving up. I am not forgetting why I'm here. 239 00:14:57,290 --> 00:15:00,930 I'll take the chapels from Adam's Rib to Marriage is a Rust. Okay. 240 00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:05,250 And you take Naughty But Nice to Zing, Zing, Zing With My Heart. Okay. 241 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,440 here to get married? 242 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,360 We don't do groups. 243 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:42,360 No, no, no, sir. We're not getting married. Just they are. 244 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:49,680 That's $9 .95 for the we've only just begun chapel or $19 245 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,400 .95 for the you're having my baby chapel. 246 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:56,000 Well, what's the difference? 247 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,340 $10. 248 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,000 We cannot let him go through with this. What are we supposed to do? 249 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,940 Well, I think it's time to be a man and then to go in there and tell him that 250 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:10,940 this is a big mistake. 251 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,780 All right, well, go ahead. Tell him. 252 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,180 Frank, it should come from a friend. 253 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,580 You tell Eddie. 254 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,020 Okay, all right. 255 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,020 I think this wedding is the biggest mistake of your life. 256 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,960 Wrong chapel. 257 00:17:06,349 --> 00:17:07,349 Are you kids ready? 258 00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:08,530 Oh, yeah. 259 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,650 Wait, I'm not sure. 260 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:14,710 Oh, yeah. 261 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:17,430 Ah! 262 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,230 Okay, I'm sure. 263 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:25,430 Hey, you being here means a lot to me, bro. Yeah. 264 00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:31,850 All right, the bride and the groom stand here, and the best man and the maid of 265 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,210 honor at their side. 266 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:51,300 to join this man, Edward Cornelius Zeph, and this woman, Tina Louise, 267 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,560 in holy matrimony. 268 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:57,180 This is his decision. It's his life. 269 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,120 I mean, who am I to tell him what to do? Like, my relationship's working out so 270 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,120 hot. 271 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,300 You're my best friend, Mike. 272 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:05,920 Will you give me away? 273 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,240 Someone should tell him the truth. 274 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,100 You think I should have doubts? 275 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:14,170 You think I might not be doing the right thing? 276 00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:17,250 It should come from a friend, Mike. 277 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,530 You tell Eddie. 278 00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,570 You being here means a lot to me, bro. 279 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:27,350 If anyone knows why these two should not be wed, speak now. 280 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:28,710 Now. 281 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,070 I mean, no. 282 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:35,050 Look, you guys, you can't do this. This is not right. 283 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:40,370 I mean, I don't know. I just know that marriage is not something that you're 284 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,470 supposed to fool around with. 285 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,440 I mean, it's more important than that. 286 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:48,220 Marriage is even more important than love because it's about two people 287 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,600 the rest of their lives together. 288 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:54,560 It's like two people becoming one new person, and I wouldn't be a friend if I 289 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,560 didn't say something. 290 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,980 I don't know. Maybe you think I'm not a friend because I did. 291 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,280 Want to call it off? 292 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,200 Sure. What the hell? 293 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:14,260 That's settled. Anybody want to see bottoms up, 91? 294 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,100 I do, I do. 295 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,440 I came here to say that, and I said it. 296 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,680 Hey, you guys going to come along? 297 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,340 All right, we'll catch up to you later. 298 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,620 That's why we take the money first. 299 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,820 That was quite a speech you made. 300 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:38,900 Oh, man, it was me, wasn't it? 301 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,500 Where did all that come from? 302 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:44,430 I don't know. 303 00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:48,670 I don't know. I just opened my mouth and got it came. 304 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,830 I would have stopped myself, but I wanted to see how it finished. 305 00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:56,330 But you did believe what you said. 306 00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,530 Mike? 307 00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:01,630 Yeah, I was just going to see if I believed it. 308 00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:06,550 I thought it was beautiful. 309 00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:09,690 You really surprised me. 310 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:13,820 Yeah, me too. 311 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,880 So what other surprises you got for me? 312 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,820 Jason, I have a good feeling about this. 313 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,520 Wow, one of the monkeys was married here. 314 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,340 My God, we're too late. 315 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:38,720 Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here? 316 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,440 We can be big about this. 317 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,540 Welcome to our family. 318 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,720 I know I can get to like you eventually. 319 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,020 No, no, no, no. 320 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:53,880 Mike and I aren't married. 321 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,280 Mike, do you still have our rings? 322 00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:59,620 Welcome to our family. 323 00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:10,410 Aren't you married to anyone? 324 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:14,230 No, no, Mom, I came here as Eddie's best man, but they just called the wedding 325 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,610 off. I am so relieved. 326 00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:20,810 Oh, not that marrying you would be the worst thing Mike's ever done. 327 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:25,650 Oh, no, I mean, there is a chance that you're a fine young lady. 328 00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:30,310 Hey, I've got a great idea. Why don't we all just leave before we say something 329 00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:31,310 stupid? 330 00:21:41,889 --> 00:21:44,670 Kate, what do you say we start dating again? 331 00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:51,030 I don't know when we'd have the time. We're seeing each other almost every 332 00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:52,030 night. 333 00:21:53,910 --> 00:22:00,670 I knew I'd hear that saying that. They'll be 334 00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:01,670 back. 25068