All language subtitles for Growing Pains s05e21 Future Shock

He drives to the basket.

Two seconds, he's up.

It's good.

And the Knicks tie it up. We go into
overtime.

All right, here we go.

Jason, Chris and I are getting tired of
waiting out in the court because the

game would be over in 30 seconds. Great
news, honey. Knicks just tied it up.

We're heading into overtime.

No, we're not. We're going to Christie's
Play School.

Honey, we had a relax.

There's not going to be any traffic out
there.

Everybody who calls himself an American
is at home watching this game.

Jason, what's more important here, this
silly game or Chrissy's first day of

school? Did I mention it was overtime?

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Oh, good, you guys are still here.

Here, Chrissy, it's my old animal pencil
case with the elephant eraser and the

zebra sharpener. Oh, how so sweet of
you, isn't it, honey?

Yeah, yeah, just putting on my coat.
You're wearing your coat.

Okay, then we have a couple more
minutes.

Did you take me on my first day of
preschool?

Yeah, yeah. I missed the seventh game of
the World Series because of you.

What about me?

Missed the Reagan -Carter debate.

That's why you've always been my
favorite.

Look, Jason, if you don't want to go, I
want to go. I'm coming. I want to go.

I've been waiting for Carol to stop
babbling here so we can hit the road.

Mom, Dad.

I just think it's wonderful that you two
are willing to start all over again

with Chrissy at your age.

Just yesterday there was a segment on
Oprah.

Old people with kids.

Not the kids, the parents. Oh, they're
not all that young.

Excuse me.

Doctor and Mrs. Seaver, I'm Lori McNeil.
I used to date Mike. Oh, yeah? Hi,

Lori. Hi. Hi.

What a beautiful baby.

Oh, thank you. This is Canaan. Yeah, I
can.

Yeah, look at that. He's got dimples
just like Mike's. Yeah, there's a reason

for that.

Huh?

Yeah, his daddy has dimples like Mike's,
too.

Oh, his daddy has? Yes.

That's wonderful.

It's nice seeing you guys. Nice seeing
you.

Oh, so that's what a stroke feels like.

Hi, I'm Sally Garner. Welcome.

Hi, Maggie and Jason Seaver, and this is
Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. I am so glad

you're in our class. Well, thanks. You
know, our young parents can certainly

profit from your mature experience.

Mature?

Well, we do plan to pass on so much of
what we learned during World War II.

You're just making a little joke there.

You remind me of my mom. She's always
making jokes that nobody gets.

Come on, Chrissy.

I have some new friends over here that I
want you to meet.

Maggie,

come on. Don't take it personally. She's
just a kid.

Maggie?

Jason, we're the oldest parents here. We
are not. Come on. Look, hey, there's a

guy I raised.

Hello. Oh, that looks like fun. It sure
is.

Hang on, honey.

Your daughter sure is adorable.

Granddaughter.

Granddaughter.

Yep, my kid stuck Grandpa with
babysitting duty again.

But obviously, you two know how that
goes.

It's 10 -15, Jason. 10 -15.

Maggie, easy. Come on, Ben's only 15. 15
minutes late for his curfew. I don't

need this after the day we had. What
does the day we had have to do with Ben

blowing curfew? Everything.

Jason, do you realize that we're going
to be reaming kids for missing curfews

for at least another 16 years?

By then, I'll look like one of the
Golden Girls.

Maggie, don't even joke about that.

I'm not. Jason, do you realize how old
I'll be when we're going through this

with Chrissy? Yes.

A year older than me.

I hadn't time for that.

Hi, guys. I'm out of here. Don't wait
up. Wait, wait, wait. Are you going out

now? Come on. It's after 10.

Come on, Ted. The party won't be going
good until at least 1 or 2.

Mike. Guys, guys, lighten up.

Weren't you two ever young?

Not that I can recall.

What'd I say?

Oh, just the worst possible thing at the
worst possible time.

It didn't mean it. You've got a gift.

Get out, Mike.

What you got?

Honey, come on. I think you're
overreacting to what...

You know, sometimes I'm glad Ben is such
a klutz. It makes him easier to catch.

No, let me. I'm in the mood to chew
somebody out.

Better him than me.

Ben Seaver.

Freeze.

You happen to know what time it is,
young man?

Um, my watch says 8 .30. Good night. It
is 10 .15, Ben.

Well, that's why the night seems to drag
on and on.

I said freeze, mister.

And I want the truth.

Oh. Mom, Dad, I'm sorry. I didn't think
you'd still be awake.

Oh, you think at our age it's tough to
stay up past ten?

It always has been.

So you figured you'd just sneak in,
nobody'd be the wiser, huh?

Isn't the important thing here that I'm
home safe?

Who says you're safe?

Ben, Ben, Ben, don't you think your mom
and I are going to get just a little

tired of having this conversation over
and over again?

Well, then imagine how I feel.

Ben, can the wise guy step? I'm in no
mood.

Well, then maybe we should talk about
this in the morning, when you're fresh.

I am plenty fresh.

Now, Ben, this is getting old. You have
got to learn to listen. Now, what do you

have to say for yourself?

And it better not be any back talk. And
don't tell me you're sorry. I'm waiting.

Uh, Maggie.

What? Why don't you and I have a word in
the kitchen? Oh, Jason, I am busy here.

Maggie, the kitchen?

Why? Because I don't want Ben to see us
arguing.

Ben, if you move, or even think of
moving before we get back, I'll...

I'll do something incredible.

What is it, Jason? What? I was on a roll
out there.

I mean, he's got to know that we can
keep up with him, that we're one step

ahead. Oh, Maggie, come on. The kid was
just 15 minutes late.

Oh, just 15 minutes late.

Just 15 minutes late? Well, the next
thing you know, he's... Well, he's 115

minutes late.

And then he stays out all night.

And then he falls into a group of
hardened criminals, and the next thing

know, he's hiding out at the Vatican
Embassy.

Sweetheart. Oh, you think I'm being
irrational, don't you? Where am I?

Don't you?

I have the right to remain silent.

Oh, I am being irrational.

Honey, you're tired.

You want to stay tired? Wait till
Chrissy's a teenager.

Well, didn't you and I always say that
we wanted to grow old together?

Yeah, you're only being rational because
you're younger than me.

Thirteen months.

Come on.

We got a couple good years left.

Why don't you go take care of Chrissy
while you still can?

Coming, Chrissy.

Mommy's coming.

Oh, Chrissy's crying.

Thank you, Carol.

Mom, you look tired.

Well, kids can take a lot out of you.
That's why I intend to have my children

when I'm young.

Oh, it's okay, sweetheart.

Mommy's here.

Mommy's here. You want to rock a little
bit?

Yeah, you're such a good girl.

Just don't say I look good in this
chair.

Yeah.

You're my little angel, aren't you,
sweetheart?

Huh?

For everybody's sake, please stay that
way.

You probably haven't done the math,
Chrissy, but by the time you're 18, I'm

gonna be... Oh, I'm gonna be...

This is getting really old, young lady.

Tell me about it.

Chrissy Seaver, where have you been?
We've been worried sick about you.

Mom, it's only 10 .30.

You've been gone three days.

Not one of these clothes can smell.

Young lady, you are in big trouble and I
am in no mood to... fool around. They

haven't been in years.

Jason, we are dealing with our daughter.
Right.

Don't you know we worry about you?

Mom, isn't the important thing that I'm
home safe?

She has a point, Maggie.

Heck, she does. Where have you been?

I'm sorry I upset you. Here, I brought
you back something.

Oh, my wallet. Thanks, Chrissy.

Dad, I think a well -respected
psychiatrist like yourself should have

higher spending limits on his credit
card.

You're letting me down.

I'm sorry, Chrissy. I'll make a call in
the morning. Oh, Jason.

She's calling us again. Don't let her do
it.

You're right.

Chrissy, you're just going to have to...

Make do with these credit cards the way
they are.

Jason, she conned us again.

Mom, is it a con that I care about you?
Is it a con that I love you? Because

that's how I feel, even sometimes when I
don't know how to say it.

Oh, Chrissy, it's just... I know. You
have your rules for my own good.

Exactly. So that I can go on to a good
person.

A happy person? Yeah.

The punishment will be... Think about
what you've done and why it is wrong.

Okay.

Done.

Well, now that that's settled, I'm going
to get something to eat.

You guys are the best.

Oh, Jason.

Jason, she's done it again.

She did what?

She caught us out of punishing her.

Oh, she's a smart one, isn't she?

She's got my soul in Carol's brain.

Hey! There's no food in here!

And Ben's appetite.

Jason, we can't let her keep getting
away with this behavior.

Oh, think about what it's gonna be like
when we're old.

Jason, we are old.

Being 13 months younger doesn't amount
to a hill of beans now, does it? Mr.

Soft Food Only.

Jason, I... I know what you're going to
say, but you won't listen to reason.

What? But didn't my long -winded
discussions make a difference with Mike

Carol?

Ben?

No. No?

Well, there's always a first time,
Maggie.

What did Chrissy do again?

I'll come with you. All right.

Not there.

There.

Yes!

Who's the Heversate? We have to talk.

Why don't you call your mother?

Dad, what do you want to talk to me
about? I want to talk about... About

gone for three days. About being gone
for three days.

Oh, my God. would become the Reagan
song.

Well, oh, the big deal is, it's not like
it's the first time I disappeared.

Exactly.

Uh, wait.

Is this going to be the responsibility
lecture?

Well, I've been told between that one
and the one that goes, uh, someday

thank me for this. I know your mother
likes that. I mean, I could do either,

because I'm in a mood. Just be quiet!

All right.

Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy!

Oh, Jesus, I hate this part. Just get to
the point.

Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy. I can't start
in the middle, baby!

Chrissy, Chrissy, you're worrying your
mother and me to death with all this

running around. I wanted to stop and
stop this minute, young lady.

Go from there. In the future.

In the future.

I want you to promise me that you will
never repeat this behavior again.

Do it for yourself, if not for your
mother and me.

I promise.

Rick Jet.

Mom,

Dad, I want to meet my fiancé, Jim.

Mrs. Seaver. Dr.

Seaver. Oh, Jason, did you hear that?

Yeah, Dr.

Seaver. I like this boy.

Jason, fiancé.

Fiancé. Yes, do something.

Sausage?

Look, do you mean to tell me that you
love this... this... Off -road hobbyist?

Yes, Mom. I love him very much.

And Dr. and Mrs. Seaver, I'm an honest
kind of guy. So I want to tell you, I

don't really love your daughter.

But with a body like that, I'm going to
learn to.

Come on, crazy hot bomb. We're going to
be late for the party.

Okay, I'm ready.

That's what I like about you.

Jason, let's go.

Thank you. I'm invited.

Jason! All right, let's go, Maggie. Come
on, maybe I'll try the old be -yourself

lecture, the one Mike never listened to.
Oh, no more lectures.

I'm taking over.

Jason.

Jason, you've lost it.

I saw this coming from the day we took
Chrissy to play school and you wanted to

watch that stupid basketball game.

Maggie always had such enthusiasm for my
skills as a parent.

Yes, a long time ago.

But frankly, Jason, and I'll just say
it, I've been faking my enthusiasm for

years.

Jason, have you heard a word I've said?

Did the Knicks win that game or is my
memory faulty?

me, and you can turn off the phony
tears.

Chrissy, we are talking about
responsibility here.

Now, I'm going to tell you something,
and someday you'll thank me for this.

I gave him that one.

Is that who you really are? A bratty,
spoiled little pain in the rear?

Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, be yourself.

Gave him that one, too.

And these two people are the best darn
parents in the world, but do you

appreciate it? No.

Let me share something with you.

You know, it took me 15 years to figure
out that...

Everything they told me was right.

And everything I thought was completely
wrong.

Now grow up. Go upstairs and get started
on your homework.

I get straight A's.

Is that the best you can do?

hear him quoting you there, Maggie.

Well, when I heard you two were in
trouble, I left the office and got here

quick as I could.

Oh, Mike, I've been meaning to ask you,
what is it that you actually do?

Well, I don't really know.

I'm very successful.

up, Mike?

I should have known. I left work early
for nothing.

Ben, what is it you do again?

I work for Mike.

As Dad has said over and over, it
doesn't really matter what we do because

family. We rally together and we love
you guys.

Why else would we all still be living in
this house?

Jason, this is like a dream come true.

Oh, if it's a dream, I don't want to
wake up, Maggie.

What? Wake up, Maggie. What? Wake up,
Maggie.

Wake up, Maggie.

Wake up, Maggie. Maggie, wake up. Wake
up, Maggie.

Jason, you're so young.

Thank you.

Oh, and Chrissy's still a baby?

Yeah. Oh, and I'm young, too?

That's not Elizabeth.

We get through to our kids. It doesn't
always seem like it, but we do. Even

dumb lectures sink in. And, honey, it's
okay if we get old. I mean, it's not,

but when we do, we can count on our
kids. And I love you, and I want to grow

with you.

Dumb lectures?

Wait a minute.

What are all those cars doing pulling
into our driveway?

Mike's got about 30 kids going up to his
place. Maggie, I'm going to put a stop

to that. Oh, Jason, don't be too rough
on him. We're going to need him to save

the day after we've lost it.

Oh, and, honey, one more thing.

I have never, ever faked my enthusiasm
for you.

That's a good thing for a guy to know.

Oh, Chrissy!

What's that?

Nope, nope.

We'll be back in a moment.