All language subtitles for Growing Pains s05e15 The Return of the Triangle

It's 2 .25 a .m., and this is for all
you lovers who still believe she's stuck

in traffic.

Yeah, yeah, probably. Kate's probably
just stuck in traffic. I mean, the

is all the way across campus.

Okay, I'll give her five more minutes.
If she's not here by 2 .30, then I'm

going home.

I can't decide my whole life in a
moment.

Well, a moment's all we got.

Well, Caitlin, I can't find my feelings
for you anymore. I wish I could, but I

can't. Maybe this is wrong. No, no, it's
not wrong.

Look, we'll explain it to David.

Yeah, well, just tell him that we didn't
plan for it to happen. Yeah, and that

we didn't even want it to happen. He'll
understand.

Oh, yeah, he's a great guy. Oh, he's a
great, great guy. Great guy.

You guys.

You guys were great.

Oh, look, honey.

I know I've been a total jerk for the
last few weeks, but I know we can get

things back the way they were, Katie.

I love you.

All right, people, it's time for the
bows.

Let's go!

Oh man, where could she be? The play's
been on for hours.

All right, I'll give her four more
minutes, and then I'm out of here.

All right.

All right, one more minute, and I'm
calling it a night.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, what are you doing so long?

Getting the morning paper.

Oh. You just getting in?

You spent the night at Kate's, didn't
you?

Don't deny it, Mike.

That's where you were. I saw the way you
kissed her.

That's where you were, wasn't it?

Yeah. Oh, God.

I'm glad your mother isn't alive to hear
this.

What?

I'm sorry. It's early. I'm a little
groggy. I had to come up with something.

Relax, Dad. I spent the whole night in
my car, alone, waiting for Kate.

Oh, Mike, that's pathetic.

Thank you, Dad, for that boost.

Sorry, Mike. I didn't think we'd hit on
anything this important before my

morning coffee.

Where are you going?

Going up to my room so I can shower and
get to school, find out where Kate's

first class is, get there and ask her
where she was last night.

Or is that too pathetic for you?

Why don't you bring it up, Mike? Yeah.

Come on, Mike, if this girl... You say
you're so nuts about she isn't coming

home all night. Maybe you're
misinterpreting her feelings for you.

out of your way to talk to her. I don't
have to, Dad. She's in my drama class.

You're missing the point. You can't go
chasing this girl around.

Not until she's worked out whatever she
has to work out with her boyfriend.

You've got to find another class. Find
another girl. Find two. Find three.

Oh, so just to be honorable, I'm
supposed to switch to the 7 a .m. drama

and then I'm supposed to distract
myself?

With one beautiful girl after another,
after another, after another?

Well, what do you want to hear from me,
Mike? Want to hear forget on her?

Forget about hurting David?

Just go for it.

That'll be good.

Well, you came to the wrong guy.

All right, present this to the
registrar, and I will see you tomorrow

7 a .m. sharp.

Great.

Mr. Seaver, you're entitled to switch
your classes around, of course, but...

You don't strike me as the sort of
student who would relish an early

commencement to his academic day?

Uh, pardon me?

I never pegged you for an early bird
geek.

Well, I'm half geek on my sister's side.

Oh, pardon me.

Any time.

Professor Thorne, I worked real hard,
like you said, and I think I finally got

Shakespeare.

I could, Cynthia.

Don't. It's always the vowels.

Yes.

Uh, it's okay.

Wait a second, Mike. We've been in this
class together all semester, and you've

never even given me the time of day.

Well, that's because I guess I've just
never been ready for a girl like you.

You know, hey, what about tonight? How
about maybe a movie, dinner, just a fun

night with no spelling whatsoever?

What do you say?

Oh, yeah, I transferred out.

Mike, hold on. Listen, Kate, your class
is starting.

Well, I'd like to talk about this. Yeah,
I know, but your class is starting.

Look, I wanted to call you last night.
You see what I want you to... Mike,

about tonight, I forgot what time you
were picking me up.

Oh, uh, well, I didn't say.

Oh, oh, good.

Now I don't feel so bad.

Cindy, Cindy,

8 o 'clock.

that you wanted to call me?

Class is starting.

Oh, David.

Hey, Mike. If we don't watch where we're
going, one of us is going to get hurt.

Tell me about it.

Still confused.

Okay, okay. What exactly didn't you get
about the movie?

Well, why does Chevy Chase keep going on
vacation when only bad things...

that he has different kids.

Um, look, Cindy, I don't know about you,
but sometimes thinking too much gives

me a headache.

You're so wise, Mike.

Oh, Cindy, I can't do this.

Oh, right.

Better?

No, no, no, Cindy, it has nothing to do
with your breath. It's just that, look,

when I asked you out, I did it for...

Not the normal reasons.

What exactly are you into?

Mike, Mom says to tell you... Well,
hello.

Hi, I'm Cindy.

And I'm actually taller than you are.

Ben, Mom said to tell me what?

To share, Mike.

To share.

Oh, am I in the way here? Yes.

Say no more.

Oh, Ben, Ben, Ben, I didn't mean... I
know what you mean.

Now, where were we?

Look, Cindy, I'm trying to explain to
you. I only went out with you as a

diversion. I mean, I only wanted you for
your body.

What a coincidence!

Is there something wrong with me?

All right. All right, all right. I'll
just come out and say it. It's your, uh,

your spelling.

Mike, I have... Oh, sorry.

Didn't mean to interrupt anything here.

Don't worry, you didn't.

Mike, please don't take this the wrong
way.

You're a dud.

Mike, I have to talk to you.

Okay, sure.

I gotta ask you a favor.

Okay, ask.

I gotta find out what's bothering Kate.

Uh -huh. See, something's changed.

Uh -huh. She's talking about needing
some space, redefining our relationship,

our needs.

Crazy stuff.

Uh -huh.

I can't talk to her. Uh -huh. Will you?
Will I what? Will you talk to her? You

mean about what's bothering her? Mike, I
need to know, all right? And she likes

you. I mean, hey.

You've been kissing her more lately than
I have.

Hey, you made me.

Look, Mike, I know it's very difficult
to be put in the middle of situations

like this, but... Oh, you have no idea.

Well, listen to me. You're my only hope.

All right? I tried to talk to her last
night. I tried to get her to open up,

we ended up fighting till dawn.

You guys fought?

Yeah. Oh, that's great.

That, uh, that you guys still have that
kind of passion between you.

Look, Mike, I'm not leaving till you
tell me you talked to her.

I know 7 a .m. is very early, my fellow
thespians, but remember, the purpose of

this exercise is to tap the inner
passion.

I'm ready to tap, sir.

Good, Kaiser, good.

Now, I want to hear the passion.

Release the beast within.

Get out, get out, all of you.

was fun, Professor.

I've never released my beast before.

So when do you want to start rehearsing?

Rehearsing what?

While you were sleeping, I volunteered
us to do a scene from Death of a

Salesman. So who do you want to be?
Willy Loman or his wife?

Guess.

Come on. We can't both be the wife.

It is so nice to share my time in hell
with another human being.

I'm going to talk to you, and this time
you're not going anywhere.

Well, look, Kate, if someone should do
some talking, it should be you and

I know what you're doing, and I don't
appreciate it. Huh?

Oh, tell me you didn't ask out little
Miss Bimbo to force me to make a

I didn't. It was my dad's idea.

Right. And now you're going to tell me
that she wasn't a bimbo, huh?

Huh? All right, all right.

All right, there was a high level of
bimbosity there.

Mike! Okay, what am I explaining Cindy
to you for, huh?

It's really none of your business.

Just like it's none of my business where
you were when I was waiting outside

your dorm for you till dawn.

Look, I'm just trying to stay away from
you and David. But now I got him coming

over and jumping in my bed, and you
coming over and grilling me about some

who can't even spell yes, though she can
sure say it.

You waited for me?

Till dawn?

Yeah.

Mike, David and I just argued, that's
all.

Yeah, I heard.

He told me that when he asked me to find
out what's wrong between you guys.

Ooh, big mystery.

I have tried to tell him. He just won't
listen. He can be so bullheaded.

Look, Kate, I'm just trying to do the
right thing here.

You know, I'm trying to get you out of
my mind.

But it's not working.

Good.

Mike, I thought it over, and I've been a
pig.

You can be the wife, and I'll be your
Willie.

What did Kate say?

Look, David, there's no need to put you
through this torture.

Kate doesn't love you.

She loves me, and I love her.

What?

You took my girl?

You took my one reason for living?

Why didn't you just shoot me?

What'd you shoot him for?

For us.

I'm going to go through a wallet.

But that would be stealing.

Taking me, was it?

No, no, no, Kate, look. Look, this is
not how it's supposed to go. Look, this

all wrong.

Except for that outfit.

Do you really like it or are you just
saying that?

Kate, Kate, pay attention. Come on, this
is how it's going to go.

Mike, Mike.

What did Kate say?

Look, David, there's no need to put you
through the torture.

Kate doesn't love you. She loves me.

And I love her.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay? You mean you're not mad?

Why should I be mad?

I know you two are just friends. You
didn't plan any of this. I'm the one who

made you kiss in that play.

I mean, if anybody should be apologizing
to me, that's me.

Oh, well, I thought you'd be a little
bit angry. Come on, I'm too happy for

two kids to be mad.

I just wish Kate were here to share in
this joy.

How's this one, Mike?

You two kids are going to have some fun,
aren't you?

Who's that?

Oh, that's me.

But you're here.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Mike!

Mike!

Did I wake you?

No, David, I was in the middle of a
really long blink.

Sorry, I couldn't sleep.

Couldn't you have not flipped back into
your place?

I know you talked to Kate.

You do?

Well, she told me that much, but that's
all.

Well, look, David, if Kate doesn't want
to tell you what's bothering her, then I

don't think it's my place to... Mike,
I'm going crazy here. I gotta know. I

mean, even if it's over, it'd be better
than this.

It would?

Anything would be better than this.
Mike, what did Kate say?

Look,

David, we were just friends, all right?

Look, we didn't plan for any of this to
happen, and nothing went on behind your

back. We only found out how we felt
after we did that play together.

What are you talking about?

Look... There's no reason to put you
through this torture.

Kate doesn't love you.

She loves me and I love her. And the
last thing we wanted was to hurt you.

Honest. Look, I give you my word as your
friend.

Friend?

This isn't how it's going to go at all.

But this is how it went.

Kate, come on, wake up.

Mike? Yeah, it's me. Come on, open the
door.

Mike, it's the middle of the night.

What's going on?

Look, Kate, I just can't wait.

Oh, Mike, what happened to your eyes?
Yeah, I know. Look, David came over, and

was half asleep, and I didn't mean to
tell him, but... Tell him what?

Look, he knew that I talked to you, and
you know what a hothead David can be. So

when I told him that I was the reason
that you two were having problems, he

me.

What? Yeah, can you believe he hit me?

You told him about us? Yes, look, at
least now it's out in the open and David

knows. The worst is over now.

You hit me.

How dare you tell him about us? Now get
out.

Get out. Get out.

Well, if that's your attitude, then I'm
leaving.

I understand everything you said, Mike.
The only thing I don't get is why Kate

hit you.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Yeah, women are nuts.

Right, Dad?

Well, psychiatrists rarely like to use
the term nuts.

Besides, we're out of space.

Mike, you had no business telling David
how Kate felt. She probably wanted to do

that herself. I would.

Well, then why didn't she?

Well, she probably has pretty deep
feelings for David. Feelings that have

around a long time.

Well, then how could she be so crazy
about me?

Mike, you don't know if she's crazy
about you, and you don't know if she's

about David. You never gave her a chance
to decide.

Hey, well, somebody had to say
something. Oh, that is so male.

Well,

you see things your way, and you assume
that everybody else sees things the same

way. So you act, and it doesn't matter
who you hurt?

Who I hurt?

Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. Excuse me for being
so thoughtless and ramming my face into

their fist.

I'm surprised you didn't tell him to
stay away until they worked this thing

That's exactly what I told him. Well,
then how did our son get those shiners,

huh?

Huh?

You know, you're right. Women are nuts.

But we do have excellent hearing.

Honey.

Mike? Hey, hey, look, Carol, the last...
The last thing I need right now is you,

all right?

Mike, I'm not here to gloat or to take
pleasure in your pain.

You're not?

Well, I was eavesdropping in the hall,
and I heard what you went through. And

I'm really sorry, because it sounds like
you tried to do the right thing, but

nobody would let you.

Well, yeah, that's true.

Well, I just wanted you to know that Mom
was a little off base, and Dad was

right. Women can be a tad insensitive.

Well, gosh, Carol, I don't know what to
say.

Say cheese.

Got it.

Great class today, Professor.

And thanks for those super -duper acting
tips.

Don't mention it, Kaiser.

That means a lot coming from a future
bank teller.

Oh, my. No.

No, Kaiser, for the 20th time, I do not
have my dress for our scene.

Women are nuts.

Hey, David.

Hey, look, man, I just wanted to say
that I was wrong for telling you what

wanted, because I don't have a clue as
to what Kate wants, and those things

I said, they were more wishful thinking
than anything else.

So, look, I got carried away, and I'm
sorry, and I really hope that you two

work things out.

Yeah, right.

Hey, look, man, I really want you to
know that I'm truly sorry, and...

I think of you as a friend.

On another day that might mean
something, all right?

Hi.

Hi.

I've been waiting for you.

Hey, look, Kate, I just want you to know
that I've already explained to David

that I was completely out of line by
speaking for you.

No, you weren't.

Pardon me?

I mean, even though you shouldn't have,
it was the right thing to do.

Look, Kate, I think it'd be a lot easier
if you'd just hit me again.

Mike, I'm... Look, Kate, I just want you
to know that I am going to back off,

okay, until you and David can figure out
whatever it is between you guys.

I broke up with David today.

No, Kate.

Kate, I don't think you should have done
that for me.

I didn't do it for you. I did it for me.

You know, something that I should have
done a long time ago. Because then when

met you... Anything might have happened.

Might have?

David feels lousy, you feel lousy, and I
feel lousy.

You're leaving?

I don't know.

Pete, why did you come?

I'm not sure.

Would now be a really bad time to put my
arm around you?

Yeah.

I'd like it anyway.

Back in a moment.

Maggie, we got 58 people coming here in
21 minutes.

And they'll find a house unprepared for
a party. And who are they going to

blame? The respected, responsible
husband?

Or the long -suffering wife?

What about the idiot Darth?

Let me help you with that. Hey, I got
it.