All language subtitles for Growing Pains s02e02 Fast Times at Dewey High

One million students report back for
first day of school.

Two million parents giggle hysterically
with glee.

I bet it's so quiet around here you'll
miss them by noon.

New pants?

I'm sick.

Well, you didn't seem so sick when you
ate those three waffles.

Maybe I got wholesome bad syrup.

You know what I think?

Yeah, I'm going to school.

All right, it's going to be a great day
or what?

You're excited about the first day of
school?

Yes.

And look at Mike. Even he's anxious to
get back to school.

Yeah, it's the beginning of my junior
year. Don't you know what that means?

It means I'm more mature now.

It means I'm more responsible.

It means that in less than two years,
I'm going to be getting out of that

Yo -Yo would be excited about the first
day of school.

Good morning, all.

Carol, your new outfit looks great.

It's not too sexy.

Maybe for Bulgaria.

I think you look terrific.

Yeah, well, I just want to get on the
right foot. I mean, a new year, new

challenges, new clothes, new friends.
New bits.

ready for school? Yeah.

Well, your sister has your books,
notebooks, paper, pencils, binders,

dividers. Mom, I know where you're going
here.

Now, Carol's not the only one who's
prepared for school. I'm just not a

Now, what have you done to prepare for
school?

All right, all right.

Tonight, there's a welcome back dance.

I've already got myself a date.

Spirit's ready to begin.

As long as we got each other.

Gentlemen.

Oh, no.

Hey,

what's that on your face? That's a
mustache.

A mustache? It wasn't there last week.

I'm Italian.

No, no, it's Toronto.

It's not Toronto. It's Texas.

It's a jungle of hair. What do your
parents think about this?

They ain't noticed yet.

Hi, Mike.

Oh, hi, Elaine. Are we meeting at the
dance? Are you picking me up?

Elaine, I'm a class dude. Of course I'm
going to pick you up.

See ya. Bye -bye.

Michael, Mikey, you're taking Elaine
Dooley to the dance?

Oh, didn't I mention that to you guys?

Would she, like, lose a bet or
something?

You know, I have been working on that
girl all summer long, laying down the

basis for a deep and meaningful
relationship that's built on trust,

understanding, and a mutual, whoa, who's
that fox over there?

I got dibs on her.

Yeah, I said it first.

Aw. You got a lane.

If you'll excuse me, boys, I have to
meet this creature.

Hey, Mike, I thought you had some deep
personal relationship going here.

That's so nice. You learn as you grow
older, Eddie.

Relationships just don't always work out
like you planned.

Tough schedule, kid.

It's a brand new year, and I wanted it
to be a challenge.

Get out of here.

What'd you get? Right. Uh -huh.

Algebra 2, physics, conversational
Latin.

Wow, you got the same. Right. Uh -huh.
Fifth year.

Right. Uh -huh.

Oh, good.

Well, it's only 9 .30.

Good things could start.

This is a nicer classroom than you had
last year, isn't it, Ben?

Ben?

Honey, is something wrong?

No.

No! Well, don't play around. I want to
meet your teacher and I'm already late

for work.

Mark! Ben! You actually showed up. Is he
here?

Hi, I don't see him.

Hello, I'm Maggie Seaver, Ben's mother.
Maggie Seaver?

You're Mike's mother.

Yes.

Oh, Mrs. Cutter, I didn't recognize you.

But you remembered me. I remember Mike.

Is Louis Vasco in this class?

Louis Vasco? Big kid. No.

All right!

Cutter, I don't know what's going on,
but Ben's been a little hesitant about

coming back to school. He is a lot like
Mike.

Boy, are you lucky.

It was ready.

Fine.

Are you all right?

Great. Well, good. Bye, honey. Have a
good day. Bye.

Ben! I just don't know.

Louis Vasco is at this school.

What? Yeah. He flunked.

And he's still mean.

He's gonna kill you, Ben.

You're your summer fever state.

Gonna be your last one when we get back
to school.

You're dead meat. Hear me?

Dead meat.

Dead meat.

Dead meat.

Hey, what's the rush, cowboy? Look,
Eddie, I got no time, right? Oh, of

You don't want to be late for biology on
frog day.

Eddie, Eddie the blonde.

Again? Eye contact.

things to get better.

Come on.

Oh, Carol, did you drop your books?

Hey, I'm sorry. Here, let me help,
Carol.

Well, speaking of help, I need to know
the name of the blonde in your history

class.

Well, there's Roger Froman.

No, Carol, I mean the girl.

Oh, Becky Dworkin.

Bucktooth Becky.

Don't you agree to eat corn on the cob
through a knot hole?

Carol, this girl was a living dream.

She's new.

Cheech locked me in. I think he was
jealous of my mustache.

What a jerk.

Got me out of history.

Oh, come on, Mike. We got biology
chemists two in a row. There she is. See

later, Bone. Mike, I don't want to go to
biology alone.

Cheech is there.

Sure, people.

I'm Coach Lubbock, and I'll be covering
French 3 while Mademoiselle Goldstein is

a little bit under the weather.

Grab a desk, mon chure.

Tres bon, sport.

Okay, I believe today is a little review
of French 2, so what I'm going to

speak... Mademoiselle Goldstein fait
toujours trop court tout en français.

conducts the entire class in French.

Bon, very trust, Bon.

Tell you what we'll do, we'll have this
young lady stand up here and tell us

what she did for her summer vacation.

Come and tell -y -vous them.

Okay.

Johnny est très amusant.

Oh, j 'ai rencontré un garçon qui s
'appelle... I'm sorry, but I just had

Shh! Not now, Mike.

You heard me?

Shh! Later.

Ah, when?

Mimi had to dance tonight at 8.

Ah, okay. She had to dance.

She had to dance.

Wait a minute. I don't even know your
name.

Hey, buddy.

You talk French so good you don't need
this?

You mean this isn't biology?

Out.

Out.

Bonjour, monsieur, adios.

Are you done?

Oui, oui. No, no, you should have
thought of that before class.

All right, Stevie, you have got yourself
one hot date for the day.

Hi, Mike.

See you tonight.

Hey, you bet.

I got a problem.

What kind of problem?

Lift those legs, girl.

I'm lifting.

Tighten those thighs.

I'm tightening.

Firm up that bottom.

I'm still tightening.

Oh, very good.

Now, the chest.

Let's make up for all those years of
going braless, shall we?

Hello.

Yeah, this is Ben's father.

Well, that doesn't sound like Ben.

All right, I'll be right over.

Where did I leave my bra?

the new year, and I thought that we'd
been together at lunch for so long that

new people would be good for us. Wow,
you're like... Dumping us? Right. Uh

Because it wouldn't be the same. I mean,
we've eaten lunch together since the

fifth grade. Of course. Right. Uh -huh.

And I don't deal well with major change.

I'm sick.

Sick. Right.

Wow, that must be great to find two
women who'll show you like that.

stupid. I'm stupid?

You've got a date with two girls and I'm
stupid?

I am stupid.

So who are you going to cut loose,
Mikey?

Look, Eddie, I'm going to go over there
and I'm going to talk to Elaine and I'm

going to let her down very gently, very
easily. Into the dumperoo, right.

Watch me.

Not kidding. Here he comes.

Elaine?

Oh, Mike. Hi.

Hi. Can we talk for a minute?

Did you want to sit?

Uh, no, no, I can't sit.

So... What?

You know, I should just tell you... Is
it about the dance? Yeah.

I'm so excited. Wait until you see the
new outfit I got.

You got a new outfit?

Yeah, and it's really hot. I got it at
Chadwick's department store.

Great store. You know, very liberal
return policy.

All I've been able to think about all
day is the dance.

What a coincidence.

Mike, I found her at Dream Girl, room
204.

Thanks, great.

Now, if I were you, I wouldn't dust the
blonde. I'd dump Elaine.

I'm not dusting the blonde. I'm just
putting her on hold until next week, all

right? Hey, Eddie, here, tell me, how's
it sound like, okay?

Hi.

Call me crazy, but this just can't wait.

You know, I think that we've got
something really special here between

And I don't want to share that with a
bunch of high school kids in dance.

I'm going to say you and me go out
instead next week.

That's cool.

Hi.

Hi.

Look, call me crazy, but this just
couldn't wait.

You know, I think we've... Hi, Mike.

Hi, Elaine.

He could wait after all.

You can talk to him in here till recess
ends. Thanks.

Boy, when you're small, people don't
even ask you if you want your parents

called. So I understand you want to be
transferred to another school.

Yeah, well, this place is getting kind
of old.

Well, that would be difficult. You see,
for you to go to another school, we've

got to move to another district.

Is that a problem?

Yes.

I got it. How about Hebrew school?

How about you telling me why some kid
wants to fight with you?

You heard?

Mm -hmm.

See, there's this big mean kid, Louis
Vasco.

And last year I wouldn't let him cheat
off me.

Well, good for you.

He sent a message.

Three o 'clock, boys' bathroom.

Ben, this is so strange.

Well, it wouldn't be. me in the girls'
bathroom.

No, I mean this whole situation.

Would you believe the same thing
happened to me?

Come on, Dad.

You don't believe me?

You're going to do like you always do
and tell me some story of how you didn't

run and you ended up being friends.

No, I ran.

What? I was 11 years old and I was
trying out for this baseball team, the

Oilers. Well, it came right down to me
or this other boy for the third base

position.

Well, boy wasn't really right. This kid
was a gorilla.

They called him Killer.

What'd you do?

I quit.

I didn't play baseball that whole year.

Anyway, I didn't see Killer again for,
well, 15 years.

And I saw him at a reunion.

He had a big beer belly.

All athletes end up with beer bellies.

And I was there with your mom. And
Killer, whose real name was Ralph...

What's your point?

Well, the point is he told me he was
glad that I didn't fight him that day.

Why? Because he was just as afraid of me
as I was of him.

Big guys are afraid, too?

Yeah.

So you're saying I should face this guy
like a man?

That's right.

Then if that doesn't work and he starts
to hit you, then you run like the wind.

Excuse me, do my chins have a date for
tonight's dance?

Pardon me, but I, uh...

Hi. Why won't anyone go to the dentist?

Oh, sorry, Carol. I thought you was just
a regular girl.

2 p .m. and things are not getting
better.

I give up. I'm sorry. I thought I'd try
something new, but it didn't work.

Tell me about it. Nothing ever changes
for me.

Homer?

I know exactly how you feel.

I'm like dog drool.

I was expecting today to be different,
too.

I was stupid enough to even think I
could get it, Dave.

All I wanted was something new.

Something different. Something unusual.

If I did agree to go to this dance with
you, which I have... Right, right,

right.

You'd have to agree to certain
conditions.

Anything.

No hand -holding.

No slow dancing, no fast dancing.

And if you agree to go with me, I don't
even have to show up.

Do I?

No.

Okay, you've got your date.

And you've got something unusual.

Louis? Do you see your face?

I hear you've been looking for me.

Yeah.

So I'm here.

What's the matter? Afraid to come in?

You're afraid to come out.

Louis?

Hey, Dad was right.

All right, you little... You. You grew.

You didn't. I think that's my bus.

Who's actually afraid of you?

Yeah, well, Mark, everybody's a little
bit afraid, even big guys like me.

Now, I don't want to break Elaine's
heart, and I sure don't want to upset

blind, but it's out of my hands, so the
next girl that walks around the corner

is history.

Ha, boner, boner. I know, get lost.

Ah, gym class. I misfired on a power
squat.

Yeah, look, I have to see a doctor
tonight.

The dance is out. Yeah, I am really
sorry, Elaine, but I promise we will go

just as soon as I'm home.

I hope you understand.

Of course I do.

Is there anything I can do to help?

No, no, I'd rather not have you see me
like this, okay?

Okay. Take care.

You too. Bye -bye.

You!

Me.

Look, I'm a class dude, and I don't want
to meet my date at the dance, so what

do you say I pick you up?

Date? We don't have a date.

Yes, we do, for the dance tonight.

No, I just said I'd see you there.

Oh, wait a minute.

I get it. You found someone you like
better, and you dumped me, huh?

Oh, no, I could never do something like
that. Could you?

Don't change the subject here.

Mike, you misunderstood.

Misunderstood? Do you have any idea what
I gave up for you?

I didn't ask you to give anything up.
I'll tell you what. I gave up Elaine

Dooley for a date with you.

Mike, I couldn't date you. I don't even
trust you.

Look, before you mistrust me, I suggest
you get to know me.

I do know you, Mike.

From where?

Do you remember the class picnic last
year?

No, no, no, you weren't there. I would
have remembered you. I can prove I was

there. You did that really funny
impression of Bucktooth Becky's work,

remember?

Pass the corn, please.

Very funny.

Becky?

Boy,

you have had quite a summer.

And you have had quite a fall.

So, Jason, were you lonely today?

And Ben,

what did you learn your first day back?

I learned that Hebrew school is not the
answer.

I'll explain later.

So, Carol, was today everything you
hoped it would be?

Well, it started out a little shaky, but
it ended up okay. Ah, good.

I even have a date for the dance.

Great. And the best part is, I don't
even have to go.

Mike, you're late. Where have you been?

Mom, I've been doing some thinking.

Girls have feelings just like regular
people.

Uh -huh.

You know, Mom, I think I've learned more
today than I have in my entire

educational career.

Well, that's great, Mike.

So you have good teachers?

Uh, maybe. I'll find out tomorrow when I
go to class.

Jason?

Mike, seven o 'clock comes early. Let's
go, pal.

All right.

Carol, honey, school in the morning.

All right.

Ben, you're long overdue. Lights out
now.

No way. I'm afraid of the dark.

You know, Ben, this is interesting.

When I was your age, I too was... Ben?

Forget it, Dad. I love the dark.