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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:03,440 I'll tell you. 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,480 Joan Collins revealed. 3 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,200 We need the TV, Mike. 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,380 Kids see him in the middle of a show here. 5 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:19,280 Yeah, well, I've got a better show. Mom took all the old home movies and put 6 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,560 them on tape so we could see them. 7 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:22,780 Why? 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,400 Well, this ought to be fun. 9 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,040 Hurry up, Ben. 10 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,940 You're embarrassing me. What, you're not excited about seeing yourself in 11 00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:34,780 diapers with drool running down your chest? All right, come on. 12 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:37,600 Okay, you can just look in the mirror to see that. 13 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,920 Oh, Mike was such a cute little baby. Yeah, all right, look, I have to go 14 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:43,920 Okay. 15 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,600 What's the matter? There's a full moon? 16 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:50,500 Look, I'm really sorry I'm going to miss out on all this family fun. 17 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:54,880 Gee, I do really love it, too. You know, when we pal around like this. 18 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,100 Mike, 19 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,560 your mother has gone to a lot of trouble putting these films on tape. 20 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:02,320 It's okay if he doesn't want to see them. Oh, he does. 21 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:05,080 Dad, are you suggesting that I shouldn't study? 22 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,580 Yes, I am, Mike. I think you're spending far too much time studying and too 23 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:11,560 little time staring blankly at the TV. 24 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,740 Dad! 25 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,520 Let's go. 26 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:21,920 Van, you just ate a full dinner. 27 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:25,480 This isn't for me. This is for my family, who I love. 28 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:27,880 Here we go. 29 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:32,300 Hey, who said the first type was me? This is Mike. 30 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:33,660 Oh. 31 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,080 Gee, Mike, you sure look like... 32 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:44,810 All right, and the least you can do is to put off my humiliation until he's 33 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:48,790 asleep. Well, this sure cuts into my fun. How about you, Maggie? 34 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:53,090 Yes, humiliating Mike was the one reason I had these movies transferred. 35 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:54,450 Yeah. 36 00:01:54,670 --> 00:01:58,630 But if he'll stop making snide comments, then join in the fun by playing a 37 00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:59,630 little background music. 38 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:02,350 Just so five years of piano lessons don't go down the drain. 39 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:05,950 Yeah, all right, all right. Look, now I know the family fun is going to kill me. 40 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:08,470 This is my day. 41 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:16,470 She's a maniac, maniac, I know. 42 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:20,290 And she's dancing like she's never danced before. 43 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,570 I'm not playing this while he's here. 44 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,430 Can you guys be a little bit mature and just let a tape play? 45 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:30,350 What is this? 46 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:31,890 Who is this? 47 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:35,910 I bet you forgot we even had these. 48 00:02:36,350 --> 00:02:39,050 Hey, Dad, you never told us you had a brother who was a geek? 49 00:03:56,810 --> 00:03:57,810 movies on tape. 50 00:03:58,310 --> 00:04:01,070 It's okay if he doesn't want to see them. It's okay. 51 00:04:01,430 --> 00:04:04,150 Oh, Maggie, I want to see my tape. Yes. 52 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:10,510 Hey, I know. Let's watch my tape. No, no. I'll be proud to show my tape. I'll 53 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:11,870 thrilled to show my tape. 54 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:16,810 Thank you, Mike. 55 00:04:18,370 --> 00:04:21,410 Is this the far -out group you led in college? 56 00:04:21,810 --> 00:04:22,810 That's us. 57 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:41,440 and Roll Talent Search. We were the state finalists from Rhode Island. 58 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:48,720 I still remember my dad's reaction when you came to pick me up in that costume. 59 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,460 He said you looked like a Viet Cong. 60 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:57,280 Well, he wasn't young and hip like we were. He was the same age you are now. 61 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,800 No. Yes. Really? 62 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:01,660 Really. No, he was pushing for... No. 63 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,230 It's like you're not even here. 64 00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:36,630 Jason. 65 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:40,570 Honey, I was talking to you. 66 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:42,010 Sorry. 67 00:06:42,410 --> 00:06:45,510 I think seeing yourself that young has made you feel a little old. 68 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:51,910 Old? In fact, I would guess that you were in that bathroom staring in the 69 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:54,570 mirror, probably looking for gray hairs. 70 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:57,230 Well, you couldn't be more wrong. 71 00:06:57,910 --> 00:07:00,680 I'm hardly the kind of guy who... was looking for gray hairs. 72 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:06,600 I'm sorry. You're right. That's ridiculous. Of course you weren't 73 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,519 gray hairs. 74 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,520 I'm a young man. 75 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:10,040 Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 76 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,820 You've never been so sensitive about your age before. 77 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,080 And I'm not now either. 78 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:19,240 Even though, as you point out, I am the same age as your parents were when we 79 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,080 met, which is not even true because your dad was six months older. 80 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:27,420 Bye, Mom. 81 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,680 Ben, where are you going? 82 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:36,530 Glad you told your father that you were going to Stinky's. 83 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,750 But your father doesn't know that I wanted you to clean your room this 84 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:44,050 But, Mom, I promised Stinky he could see the tape of Dad looking funny. 85 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,150 No, absolutely not. 86 00:07:47,810 --> 00:07:51,470 Then I don't get to see the pictures of Stinky's mom before she got fat. 87 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:55,790 Ben, go to your room and don't come out until it's clean. 88 00:07:58,070 --> 00:08:00,250 Okay, I'll see you later, Mom. I'm going to go over to the schoolyard and shoot 89 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:01,250 some hoops, okay? Okay. 90 00:08:01,870 --> 00:08:03,380 Hoops? Mike, wait. 91 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,120 No, my room's already clean, Mom. No. No, my clean clothes are in the drawer, 92 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,540 dirty clothes are in the hand. Mike, that's not what I want to talk about. 93 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,940 You mean I did all that for nothing? 94 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,560 Mike, I want to ask you a favor. 95 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:22,560 What? Well, you see, after watching all those old movies last night, well, your 96 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,480 father started feeling old. 97 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:26,720 Well, he is. 98 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,800 No, I mean old as in out of it, over the hill. 99 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,380 Yeah. 100 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:37,020 Michael, please. I want you to help me make your father feel a little younger. 101 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,340 Is that so hard for you to understand? 102 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:43,480 Now, Mom, how can he feel old when he's married to a young fox like you? 103 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:53,440 Michael, would you please play a little basketball with your dad and... Throw 104 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,440 the game? 105 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:57,300 Well... Take a dive. Yeah. And don't let him know about it. Right. 106 00:08:58,300 --> 00:08:59,320 Hey, no problem. 107 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,200 I'm an old -handed phone dad. 108 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,320 Oh, Dad. 109 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,340 Such a nice boy. 110 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,860 Such a foxy young mother. 111 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:21,800 Hey, nice job, Dad. 112 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,560 What can I say? I'm good. 113 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,380 chance be letting me win, would you? 114 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,500 Letting you win? 115 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,300 Are you kidding? Why would I want to do that? 116 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,620 Well, for one thing, your mom doesn't like to admit when she's wrong. 117 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,020 Mom? Uh -huh. 118 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,060 And why would she think that you feel old? 119 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:53,060 I mean, she doesn't think you're old. I'm warning you, Mike. 120 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,420 Don't start patronizing your father, okay? 121 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,880 Because I can still keep up with you, you know. 122 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:00,419 Uh -huh. 123 00:10:00,420 --> 00:10:02,340 Yes. Yeah, right, Dad. 124 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,020 Oh, really? Come on, take your best shot. 125 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,000 Come on, we'll see who's stuck and win at the end. this one, okay? 126 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:09,479 All right. 127 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,219 Come on. 128 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:12,920 None of that hot dog stuff either. That's what we were just doing. Real 129 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:13,779 real game. 130 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,440 Unless you're afraid to be humiliated, I'll understand. 131 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,660 You gonna try it for the girls' team this year, huh? 132 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:20,820 No, all right. Come on. 133 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,480 the top of the hook system. 134 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:43,480 Come on, Dan. Only 25 more points and you're right back in it. 135 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:47,020 Come on, Van Gage. See, the man's tired. 136 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,500 Oh. 137 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,640 What's the matter? Are you afraid I'm going to catch up? 138 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,360 I'm just getting my second win. 139 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:10,160 Hey, Dad, you all right? I slipped on something right there. 140 00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:12,940 Oh. 141 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,860 What is it? I turned my ankle. 142 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:19,980 Look, I knew we played too long. No parents never listen. I'm fine, all 143 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,940 Just give me a minute. I'll walk it off. 144 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,720 Hey, look, Dad, I'm really bushed. I couldn't play another second, all right? 145 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,840 Okay. All right, great. I'm going to go over to the schoolyard and get in the 146 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:32,840 game, all right? See you later. 147 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,760 I think you're a radical player. 148 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:40,060 Yeah, well, I know how to play. Especially for a guy your age. 149 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:44,860 Don't worry, Dad. 150 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,260 I'll take care of you. 151 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:04,380 Hey, Ben, what are you doing? 152 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:10,410 We're supposed to have that out of the house by now. What do you want from me? 153 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,170 The man had to go to the bathroom. 154 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:15,830 Ben, where's your dad? 155 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,490 In the bathroom, I hope. 156 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,370 So, what do you think, Ben? 157 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:27,690 I think this is going to make him even more depressed. 158 00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:33,010 Oh, no, Ben. Once he starts playing rock and roll, he's going to feel like this 159 00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:34,730 again. That's good. 160 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,419 You bet. 161 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:40,480 Okay, now where do you want to stash this thing to the party? In the kitchen. 162 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,000 I'll have your father go out the front door. Okay. 163 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:45,700 I'll get it! 164 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,760 I'm Dave Sachs from Party Animal Party Rentals. 165 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,840 You're early. 166 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,020 That's our policy. 167 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:57,960 No. Yes, it is. 168 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:02,420 No, it's supposed to be a surprise for my dad. My dad is still here. 169 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,040 Bummer. 170 00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:05,540 Let's go, Ben. 171 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:11,080 Well, maybe. I could... Come on, Ben. This was your idea to go to the zoo. 172 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:15,360 go. This is going to be great. I want to spend the whole day at the snake house. 173 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,840 Anybody else want to come? 174 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,320 No, I've got things to do. 175 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:24,420 Carol. Oh, no, darn it. You know how I love to see gods, creatures, and cages, 176 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,520 but I have to study. 177 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:29,420 Let's roll. 178 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,480 Um, no. 179 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,460 You have to go through the kitchen. 180 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,720 No. Carol, the kitchen floor is wet. 181 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,660 Well, so is the port, Carol. 182 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,500 Well, 183 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,840 apparently there's no way out, Ben. I guess we'll have to stay here. 184 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,300 What's going on here? 185 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,450 What's what, Dad? 186 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:19,890 What's the mess you're making? 187 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:27,130 This mess, as you call it, just happens to be my project for art class. 188 00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:30,430 I call it, hold the onions or I'll kill you. 189 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,410 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 190 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:37,790 Seaver, you're good. 191 00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,310 And the kid can paint. 192 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:45,270 Hello, test one, two, three. Louder, Carol. 193 00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:59,190 Can you hold it down? We still have a lot to do. All right, Mom. 194 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:00,610 Drop, drop, drop. 195 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:04,410 Well, we have less than an hour left. Is everything ready? 196 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:08,390 Wallop. 197 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:11,690 Ladies and gentlemen, Madonna! 198 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:15,090 Carol, not you too. 199 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:17,890 Yeah, I don't know, Mom. If this doesn't cheer Dad up, I think you ought to 200 00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:18,890 divorce him. 201 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,630 Of course it'll work. 202 00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:23,670 He'll be seeing his old friends, his old band. It'll give him a whole new 203 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:24,670 outlook. 204 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:29,170 I'll get it. Uh, Carol, would you and Mike put up some more balloons? 205 00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:30,390 Okay. 206 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:33,830 Hooray! Maggie! 207 00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:35,730 How are you? 208 00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:38,230 Wild and hot! 209 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:42,270 You look sensational. 210 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:44,810 You haven't changed a bit. 211 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:46,510 Well, 212 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:48,370 maybe just a little bit, huh? 213 00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:50,870 Oh, wow. 214 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:55,410 Oh, the wild... Hot's never played in a place this classy before. 215 00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:59,470 Kids, this is Rick. Rick, this is Carol and Mike. 216 00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:00,830 Hi. Oh, 217 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:04,150 by 218 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:11,390 the 219 00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:14,350 way, Maggie, the Wild Hots are going to sound a little thin tonight. 220 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:15,830 We don't have a keyboard man. 221 00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:17,430 No, Warren said he'd be here. 222 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,510 Well, he's had a little coronary. 223 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:26,560 It's nothing serious. He'll be up and around in a week or so. Wait a minute. 224 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,380 Wait a minute. Mike can fill in on keyboard. 225 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:32,300 Hey, Mom, I don't know any of those old stupid fogies. 226 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,640 Classic. 227 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:39,020 If you know five chords, then you know two more than we do. 228 00:17:22,349 --> 00:17:24,970 through with this, there's a good chance Dad's going to try to drown himself. 229 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,010 No, I don't think it's counted that bad. 230 00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:29,670 Maggie, give me an answer. 231 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,090 I rest my case. 232 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,950 Okay, okay, Mike, you're right, but what am I supposed to do? I can't just throw 233 00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:40,950 all these people out. 234 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,770 All right, all right, Mona, we can handle this. 235 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,670 I've got the kitchen on fire. 236 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:49,210 No, I like the kitchen. 237 00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:50,450 All right, all right. 238 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:53,700 I want Deb's office. Oh, no, look, look, I'll handle this, okay? 239 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:57,900 Rick? 240 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,880 Rick? 241 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:06,340 Hey! Excuse me, everyone. 242 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,880 We've had a slight change of plans, and I just learned that Jason has been 243 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,880 called into the hospital on an emergency in another state. 244 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,080 I know. 245 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:26,240 I know I'm as disappointed as you are, but he won't be back for days. 246 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:27,740 Surprise! 247 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,680 What's with you people? 248 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,820 What is this? 249 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,640 Look at... Maggie, is this... Oh, boy, it's been years. 250 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:39,980 How are you? 251 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,440 Maggie, what's the occasion here? 252 00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:46,920 Ladies and gentlemen, the founder of the Wild Hots, Jeremy... 253 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:57,290 I think it's going well. Do you think it's going well? I think it's going 254 00:18:58,410 --> 00:18:59,510 Oh, this is great. 255 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,010 Where's Warren? 256 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:04,070 Oh, he had a... He had a heart attack. 257 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:06,529 A what? 258 00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,530 He'll be fine. 259 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,010 He's 38 years old. 260 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,690 Yeah, well, I guess he's finally learned he can't keep up with the youngsters. 261 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:15,690 Excuse me, Jason. Can I talk to you for a minute? 262 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:17,750 Better make it quick. 263 00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:31,910 Imagine that, a heart attack at 38. 264 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:35,410 Oh, honey, I had no idea when I planned this. 265 00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:38,890 What about Rick's chrome dome? 266 00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,550 A lot of men lose their hair early. 267 00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:45,010 Yeah, if they handle nuclear waste in their shorts. 268 00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:49,690 Honey, the last thing I wanted to do with this party was depress you. No, I'm 269 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,410 not depressed. Oh, you are, too. No, I'm not. 270 00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,810 Seeing how these guys look now even depresses me. 271 00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:58,090 Well, they do have a few miles on them, don't they? 272 00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:59,470 A few miles? 273 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,860 the entire interstate highway system. 274 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,880 And at the same age I am. 275 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:08,340 Oh, honey, compared to them, you look like Ricky Schroeder. 276 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,700 Yes, yes, I do. 277 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,220 Younger than Ricky Schroeder. 278 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:18,120 And I'm the same age as these guys. 279 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:19,820 Not that that matters. 280 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:28,120 Jason, I've been trying for two weeks to tell you that you weren't home. Would I 281 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,120 listen? No. 282 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:33,690 Hey, dude, we knocked the rust off the edges and we're really cooking. We need 283 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,690 the jammer. 284 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:39,310 This song's for you. It's going to make you wild and hot. 285 00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,570 One, two, three, four. 286 00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:44,970 Just take those. 287 00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:36,590 If I gave my heart to you, 288 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:42,990 I must be sure from the very 289 00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:49,970 start that you would love 290 00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:53,550 me. Jason, how long are you going to play your guitar? 291 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,610 Just a few more minutes, I promise. 292 00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:58,170 If I trusted... 293 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:07,730 Maggie, I can't play in the dark. 294 00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:09,230 Well, I can. 21512