All language subtitles for Growing Pains s01e10 Dirt Bike

Show me that smile again.

Don't waste another minute on your
crying.

We're nowhere near the end.

The best is that it should begin.

Oh, as long as we got it.

We should never quit dreaming as long as
we keep on giving.

We can take anything that comes our way.

Baby, rain or shine, all the time.

We got each other, sharing the love too.

Telephone bill, letter from your mother?
Mm -hmm.

Simone's of Syosset, sexy sleepwear?

Hmm.

I wonder how we got this.

I don't know.

Could it be because it's addressed to a
Dr. Jason Seaver?

Is it now?

Mm -hmm.

You know, I've been getting this darn
junk mail ever since I sent away for

Whitman's greatest hits. Mm -hmm.

The winter catalog.

Jason, a woman could freeze in an outfit
like this.

They keep me warm.

Oh, I can't believe this. Seamless,
strapless, only true.

Blueberry, raspberry, trail mix.

Well, who says you can't eat well and
have a little fun, too?

Not me.

What are you eating, Mom?

Oh, just this diet magazine we got in
the mail. It's garbage.

Mom, Dad, hold on to your hats. We have
got a speckled chickadee out by the

garage. So?

So?

Good God, woman.

Don't you realize that the speckled
chickadee is almost exclusively

to the lower Adirondack Valley?

We have got a freak of nature out there.

got a freak of nature in here, too.

Gee, Mike, I didn't realize you were
such a woodsy kind of guy.

Me? Heck, yeah.

I mean, sometimes I feel more at home
outdoors than I do in my own bedroom.

That's because outdoors is cleaner.

I'm serious, Dad. I mean, nature's
always been a great release for me from

pressures of suburban life.

And that's why what you want is to go
camping with Jimmy and Boner and Boner's

older brother, Mitch.

He's the most mature guy in the whole
high school.

He ought to be. He's 21.

So, Mike, what do you and your friends
plan to do all weekend?

Breathe free, Mom.

And once you get the hang of that, then
what happens?

Then, the usual. A little fishing,
hiking, bird biking, bird watching,

like that. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What was that right before bird

watching?

Bird biking.

Dirt biking.

I said dirt biking, okay?

Oh.

Jason, may I have a word with you in the
living room?

What? She said, may I have a word with
you in the living room?

What's wrong with you people?

Well, here we are in the living room to

discuss my turbine.

Come on, Jason. I think it's important
that we present a unified front to the

kids.

I wish I knew what they were saying.

I know what they're saying.

We've got to present a unified front to
the kids.

And Dad is saying, come on, Maggie, I
know Mike screwed up before, but we

raise the kid in a bubble.

Honey, he could get killed right here.

He could fall down the stairs. He could
drown in the tub.

He could choke on my pastrami surprise.

Well, that does it. Tomorrow we're going
to get that kid a bubble.

Come on, who's kidding who? I mean,
they're not going to let me go camping

because it's fun.

Mike. I know, I know. You guys don't
have any fun, so you don't want me to

any fun.

Mike, they didn't want to have you.

Mike, we decided to let you go camping.

I can?

All right!

But you can't go dirt biking.

I can't go dirt biking?

Dad, what does she mean I can't go dirt
biking?

Well, my interpretation would be you
can't go dirt biking.

I knew you guys didn't want me to have
any fun.

Mike, it's not a question of fun. It's a
question of death.

But, Mom, I could get killed right here
at home.

Well, frankly, your mother and I
discussed that, and we prefer it that

All right.

I don't believe you guys.

Hey, Mike, there's something you ought
to consider here.

We don't have to let you go at all.

And all of a sudden, the dream changes.

I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth.

And then, they're not my teeth anymore.

And it's not my face.

It gets all ugly and weird.

It's either the elephant man or Mike!

And then, uh, this part gets a little
fuzzy.

Ben, I paid you at the beginning of this
dream. But this one's extra long.

Look, I'm a poor student working on a
paper.

Okay, from now on, it's 50 cents per
dream up.

front no matter what the line.

Ah, it's clear now.

The Simone's catalog.

Mm -hmm. I thought you threw that away.

Oh, I did, but somehow it found its way
back home.

Well, maybe some good Samaritan passing
by saw it fall out of the garbage,

noticed the address, and returned it.

And taped it back together.

You're a very good Samaritan.

And slipped it into my lingerie drawer.

Possibly a great Samaritan.

Something tells me that you'd like to
see me in one of those outfits.

No. Not even a little bit?

I'm not that kind of guy.

Oh, of course not, Jason.

But if you had to be that kind of guy, I
mean, let's just say, let's just say

there was a gun at your head. Which one
would you pick?

Nah, Maggie, I didn't even... Page 17,
item 2693.

With the whiffle.

Just off the top of my head. Uh -huh,
Devin.

Call of the Wild.

In pink.

Boy, Ben had the weirdest dream.

I think he's got some deep -rooted
anxieties toward Mike.

Who doesn't?

I wish I didn't. Maggie.

Oh, Jason, he's out there in the
wilderness.

With Boner.

Did we make a mistake?

Maybe. Fifteen years ago.

So we agreed not to worry about it this
weekend. Oh, I know. I just hope he's

okay.

I want you, Joanne. I need you because
I'm a man, he snorted. And so at last,

finally, I mean now, I get to realize my
dream.

Which is?

To be continued next month's issue. Oh,
great.

Well, this thing doesn't even have a
centerfold.

Oh, way to go, boner.

You're up, Seaver.

Ah, look, Mitch, I told you, I dirt
-biked my brains out last summer, and

kind of burned out on the experience.

Wait a minute, Seaver. Didn't you tell
me last week that you never tried one of

these? Yeah, one of these.

I mean, this is the Oshima 705.

Now, I've tried the 702, 703, 704, and
almost everything else.

Oshima don't make a 704, Seaver.

Yeah, because when I tested the
prototype... I told him it was a piece

garbage.

You're not afraid of the 705, are you,
Mikey?

Hey, look, I'm just not supposed to.

Who says?

Your mommy?

No, not my mommy.

My mommy.

The jokes don't stop coming with you
guys, do they?

Well, you see, the fact is that...

Well, several prominent doctors have
advised that breaking any more bones

kind of ruin my chances of turning pro.

I didn't know they had professional
wusses.

I'm not a wuss, okay? No, no, no, no,
no. He's not a wuss. He just does a good

imitation of one.

Now get off.

Ooh, Mikey's mad.

Give me the bike.

I'm not doing any stunts.

Look at him go.

Wow. I didn't realize those things would
go through a bush like that.

Now he's got his elbows wrapped around
the handlebars.

Look, he's hanging from the tailpipe.

And he said he wasn't going to do any
stunts.

I couldn't find him anywhere.

You don't think he went over the cliff,
do you?

Well, if he did, that means more red for
us.

Hey, guys, it's gone.

Jeez, Siva, we thought you brought it up
there.

Oh, you mean my trick dismount?

You mean you expect us to believe that
you did that on purpose?

Yeah, of course I do. Look, you're my
friend. You're not all that bright.

Whoa.

Look at the back of his pants.

That's my pants.

They're not there.

We better go home and get him to the
doctor.

No, no, man, look, I'm fine, really.

She needs to sit down for a minute.

Ah, McManus.

Bartholomew McManus.

Well, Bartholomew. Just call me Barth.

The doctor will see you in a moment. Why
don't you just have a seat?

Okay.

No, no, I sit all day.

I'll need Mrs. Crampton's x -ray.

Michael!

Michael Thiever!

Dr. McCloskey, look, I didn't think you
worked on weekends.

Don't you have that substitute doctor?

Oh, you mean Dr. Emmett? No, he's on
vacation this week.

Well, you must be very busy. Look, I'll
come back some other time. Nonsense,

nonsense. Here, jump up here.

Now, what seems to be the trouble?

I guess that says it all.

We'll have a look.

Just a little scratch, Doc.

Oh, that looks bad, Mike.

Broken in half.

Not really. Was that you?

How did this happen, Mike?

Tell you the truth, Doc. It's kind of
always been like this. Just acting up.

Mike.

Okay, okay. I was at a party and I sat
on a hot pizza.

Oh. Well, there seemed to be some
abrasions.

Those are cheese burns.

And what about the gravel?

Uh, we didn't know to that.

people start yelling, hey, look, it's on
Inside Out!

Now, is this before or after the one
where you were Ben the Forgotten

It was before that and after the one
where I turned into the human hot dog.

Ben, you know I'm getting graded on this
paper. You're not just making this

stuff up, are you?

No, Carol.

These are real dreams.

You swear?

make up a dream.

Great. Well, this should be enough for
penetrating the psychological profile of

the real Ben Thiever.

Penetrating and crossing the line.

Jason, you are crazy.

Why? Because I was born to be wild?

No, because you have a dirt bike in my
living room.

Well, we also have a very unhappy boy up
at Bear Mountain right now, so I

thought, why not go out and rent a bike
and teach him how to ride myself?

What a sweet and incredibly terrifying
idea.

Maggie, I know what I'm doing. I used to
ride a Harley for crying out loud.

I know, sweetheart.

I visited you in the hospital.

Hey, that cow came out of nowhere.

I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill
you back.

You can't. You'll be dead. Not if I go
slowly.

Whoa, hold on. I'll do the killing
around here.

Ben ruined my paper.

Not the portrait of the sleeping nine
-year -old.

He said all the dreams he sold me were
real. And now I catch him on the front

lawn buying a nightmare from Ralph
Finsterwald.

Hey, I said... They're real dreams. I
didn't say they were mine.

Pen? Well, I bought a few awesome
friends.

I barely broke even.

Pen.

Okay, okay, so I made a 200 % profit.

Is that such a crime?

But you ruined my paper. Now all my
conclusions are meaningless.

Oh, I don't know, Carol. I think there
might still be a paper in this

Say, uh, the emergence of the criminal
mind?

Or the effects of swift and severe
punishment, such as doing your sister's

chores for a whole weekend.

What?

Oh, I think it'll take a lot more than a
weekend to get reliable data.

I need at least a week.

Sounds like a good idea to me. What do
you say, Ben?

I hate it.

Okay, we'll make it a month.

A week sounds fair.

Ben, Ben, never sell your dreams.

Not at these prices.

Mike?

Mom!

Have you lost weight?

What are you doing here?

Here?

Here, Mom?

Let me ask you this. What are any of us
doing here?

It's a timeless question.

I think a dead philosopher once said...
Mike!

What are you doing here?

Dead!

Have you lost weight?

Mike, how come you're home a day early?

Ah, well, to tell you the truth, Mom, I
kind of got in a little argument with

Boner. Ah, I'm sorry to hear that, but
I'm glad you're home, Mike, because I

have a surprise for you.

Come on.

Take a look.

Why are you walking like that?

I'm just trying to keep the suspense
alive, Mom.

There she is, Mike.

Is that a mean machine or what?

It is the Yashima 705.

You ever see one of these babies?

Uh, yeah, once. It was going the other
way.

Your father rented it for the weekend so
he could teach you how to ride?

Oh, gee, what a dad, what a pal, what a
guy.

I'm off to bed now.

Mike. Mike.

Come on. Plant that duff up here.

Which duff? Where?

Come on, Mike. Go.

Come on.

Ah. Comfortable.

Come on. Sit down.

It's not going to bite you.

It's got great suspension, too. Hey.

Look at that.

Miggy, I think he likes it.

We've got a wind in our hair already.

Jason, might I have a word with you?
Yeah, Dad, have words. Have lots of

Nothing that says it quite like words.

Jason, that was Dr. McCloskey on the
phone.

Seems Mike stopped by there today.

Yeah, what for?

Well, it turns out he had some pretty
bad bruises and abrasions on his...

gluteal region.

Well, why didn't he tell us?

Oh.

Now, could these be the kind of bruises
that you get from, uh, say, falling off

a dirt bike?

Well, you know, I just happened to ask
Dr. McCluskey the same question. And he

said? It's either that or a freak
shaving accident.

Oh, Mike!

Yeah, Dad?

Ready to go biking?

Ah, now, Dad?

Yeah, yeah, come on.

We're going to take this little puppy
over some of the roughest terrain on

Island. Uh -huh. You know, your father
was out all day scouting for potholes.

Potholes. Yeah.

And if you were real men, you'd do it
without shock absorbers.

Then let's take him off. Mike, what do
you say?

Ah, no, no, Dad. I don't think we should
do this.

I mean, dirt bikes are death machines.

People fall off and get hurt.

No, no way.

Only a bone brain would fall off.

Come on. Let's get your rear end gear.
Let's go, Mike. Come on, Mike.

Look, please don't make me.

But why not?

Because I'm a bone brain, all right?

I mean, I fell off one of these things
at Bear Mountain.

I promised I wouldn't ride it, but I
did, and I got hurt.

I mean, you warned me, and I didn't
listen to you.

You were right.

You're always right.

Personally, I find that annoying.

What is it with you people?

I don't know, Jason. What is it with us
people?

We can't help it. We're older.

We're wiser.

I find that annoying, too.

Then wait till you hear this.

I think we agree that you should spend
the next week in your room.

Can I spend it lying on my face?

All right.

Thanks. Hey, Mike.

What really upsets us is not just that
you went and rode the dirt bike, but

you tried to deceive us.

And if you get hurt, we need to know.

Does that mean that if I had told you
guys, I wouldn't be punished?

No.

Just checking.

What a pity to waste this.

It's rented for the whole weekend.

Oh, well, I don't know.

Hot.

Very hot.

Can you sit like that for the entire
rental period?

Well, I've got a better idea.

Why don't we just take a little spin
upstairs?

Oh!

I did a little shopping at Simone's of
Syoss today. Picked up Call of the Wild.

Thank you.

In chocolate.

Get your motor running.

Come on, Mike. Let's go.

I'm not going.

Oh, come on, Mike. We'll miss the movie.

Come on. People will see me.

They want us to drive in.

Okay.