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George, look at us. We're the
neighborhood watch, and you've got us
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criminals. Safety video said we're
supposed to wear our reflector vests.
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we have the element of surprise.
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97 % of all arrests are made by
undercover cops.
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Okay, the vest was too small. My head
didn't fit through the neck hole.
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We can't make arrests anyway. We're not
even armed.
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I don't need to be armed. My body is my
weapon. Watch out.
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I don't want to hear about your two
weeks of judo at the Y again.
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You don't think I know what I'm doing?
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Grab my shirt.
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I'm not going to grab your shirt.
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Go ahead. Grab it. What are you afraid
of, punk?
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Fine.
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Not at the bottom.
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Grab the shirt at the bottom. Grab it
like you want to kill me.
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That I can do.
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You're still not getting it. Here, let
me show you.
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It's not what you think, officer. I'm
just teaching her a lesson.
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Put your hands in the air.
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Now wave them like you just don't care.
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Sanchez!
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Last night, I made a homeless guy do the
robot.
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What are you two doing out here?
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Neighborhood watch patrol.
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Well, you shouldn't be dressed in dark
clothes.
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Didn't you see the video?
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I tried to tell her, but you know women,
black is slimming.
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Someday your vanity's gonna get us both
killed.
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Next time, we're the best.
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One of your neighbors called saying
there was some suspicious -looking
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walking around in hoodies.
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Why would someone report us? Everyone in
the neighborhood knows who we are.
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It's Mr. Sorkin, the new guy who just
moved in over there.
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All units, we have a 647, a naked woman
on foot chasing a truck at the corner of
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Riverside and Pass.
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Angie, where's my mom?
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I just talked to her. She's at the
house.
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Lucky it's not my mom naked. You see a
lot of nasty stuff out here, but there's
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no training for that.
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Mr. Sorkin, we should go over there and
introduce ourselves.
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Angie, I hate meeting new people. I
didn't want to meet our kids after they
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born. You tried when they were born.
Because I wasted three Sundays on
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and they still shut you up like a
junkie.
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Should I help you?
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Hi, I'm Angie Lopez, and this is my
husband, George.
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We're the neighborhood watch captains.
Oh, thank God.
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Chester Sorkin, nice to meet you.
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I saw you two in those sweatshirts and
the dark clothes.
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I thought you were casing houses.
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Casing houses?
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Not tonight, we're just stripping cars.
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What year is this, 2004?
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I don't know you.
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My husband wanted us to go undercover.
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Oh, I'm glad you told me that.
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I could have done something stupid,
mistaking you people for the bad ones.
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Did you hear that, Angie? You people,
the bad ones?
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George, don't overreact.
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Overreact? He saw two Latino people
walking down the street, and he called
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cops racist. Okay, I hate him.
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You're reading too much into this.
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Am I?
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Let's get another opinion.
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Why don't we wake up the statue of the
sleeping Mexican and ask him?
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Okay, that's a little offensive.
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Not a racist. I told you. Hey.
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You're lucky you're married to one of
the smart ones.
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Let's just go home and we'll figure
something out. Angie, I am not putting
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with this. And my mom's going to be mad,
too. That thing looks just like her.
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Yeah, it's got a sombrero on. Not the
sleeping Mexican, the garden gnome.
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You put my mom in a pointy hat, let her
beard grow, they could be twins.
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Jordan just got home. Did you see how
dirty his car is? He probably drives all
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the way to Utah so white people can wash
it.
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Well, I'm not having any luck here. I've
looked through every city ordinance
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they've ever passed, and there is
nothing about keeping a racially
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statue on your lawn.
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Although, we can still keep chickens in
our carriage house.
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George, I'm ready, man. Let's go do
this.
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Do what?
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Listen, you keep looking on the
computer.
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We're going to go over and ask him very
nicely to take the statue down.
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Why are you taking Ernie with you?
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Because he's very articulate.
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Hey, he was on the debate team in high
school, remember? He was the timekeeper.
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Yeah, but he was very good at it. Ernie?
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Time!
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You're going over there to threaten
Sorkin and Ernie is your backup?
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What's he going to do, stand there and
scream like a girl while you get hit?
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If that's what it takes, eh?
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Look, Angie, guys like this don't care
about ordinances. You saw the statue?
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He might as well have a neon sign on his
lawn that says all Mexicans are lazy
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and dumb.
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Do you think he knows I'm a specialist?
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Max, this has nothing to do with being
Mexican.
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That's because your mom read to you
every night. Now books make you sleepy.
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Everyone, just stop. You can't go over
there and get in this guy's face.
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What if he's crazy? What if he has a
gun?
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She's right.
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That's why we need some lumber.
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You know what they call this in the
hands of a judo master?
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The last thing he touches before he
dies?
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What the hell's going on?
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A racist just moved in down the block.
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He's a white guy that has a statue of a
sleeping Mexican on his lawn.
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That is just... like white people, you
know, to take a whole group and say
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they're all the same.
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Come on, Ernie.
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I am not letting you out of this house
with that bat.
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Yeah? How you gonna stop me?
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Okay, I dare you to give it back to me.
Try it again. I wasn't ready.
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You're just gonna get hurt. You've got
the reflexes of a drunk grandma.
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with this kind of stuff right away, it
spreads.
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I think Dad's right.
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There's even racism in my school.
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I'm pretty sure I'm getting a D in math
because my teacher hates Latinos.
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Max, 50 % of your class is Latino.
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No way.
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There are like 30 kids and only 15 are
Latino. Oh, God.
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You're not helping the cause.
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I want you to go up to your room and
don't come back down for 50 % of an
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You know we're going to have to go up
there and get him, right?
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Look, I'm going to write Mr. Sorkin a
strongly worded letter outlining why we
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think his statue is offensive and ask
him to respect our feelings and remove
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And I'm going to put it directly into
his mailbox.
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I bet if that was a statue of a Cuban
wasting everybody's time by writing a
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letter you'd think is offensive.
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is mightier than the sword.
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Yeah? That's why in Scarface, at the end
of the movie, he walks in and says, Say
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hello to my little friend!
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George, I just finished the letter, and
I put it on official stationery.
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N .W .A.
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Ice Cube and Dr. Dre's old group?
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You're sending this to a racist?
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That NWA?
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The Neighborhood Watch Association.
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Okay, Angie, but look, I think the
letter should scare him a little. I
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white out the little crime dog and sign
it, Wu -Tang Clan!
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Oh,
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Sorkin, what do you want?
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I was wondering if you knew anything
about this.
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It's called a sombrero.
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Anything else you need to know is on
Telemundo. Thank you for stopping by.
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un bueno dia.
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Somebody smashed my statue last night,
and I think I know who it was.
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Well, it wasn't a Mexican, because we
were up all night drinking tequila, and
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after the cockfight, we all fell asleep
in the yard under our hats. Goodbye.
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No.
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Don't jerk me around, Lopez.
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You smashed my statue. Look, man, I
didn't do it.
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Oh, come on. You were at my house last
night. I know you saw it. That doesn't
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mean anything. Maybe the statue woke up.
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realized it was a racist lawn ornament
and smashed itself.
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Everyone, everyone calm down.
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It's not racist.
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It's a piece of art. I paid 50 bucks for
that. And you know what?
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It was made by Mexicans in Mexico.
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Dude, it's not 1950.
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Okay, you live in a neighborhood that's
half Mexican -American. How would you
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feel if I had a statue of a white guy in
my lawn accusing people of crimes they
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didn't commit? He'd be like that.
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You know what?
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I don't care whether you like my statue
or not. You don't have the right to
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smash it. And that's what I told the
cops.
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Hey, I didn't smash it. Yes, you did.
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You.
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That's the point.
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Take a picture. We'll send it down to
Mexico. We'll get a Mickey statue like
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that.
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Mr. Sorkin, my husband and I are both
hardworking, honest people who would
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never, ever destroy someone else's
property.
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We don't believe... even violent.
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And we have nothing to hide from the
police.
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Good day.
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You idiot!
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Now we have to hide from the police.
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Angie, I told you I didn't do it. Why
would I lie to you?
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I don't know. Why did my neck turn green
from that gold necklace you bought me?
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It's Peruvian gold in Peru. A green neck
is a sign of royalty.
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I'm the Prince of Cochina. Come over
here. George, just stop lying.
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I know you broke the statue.
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Oh, he didn't break it.
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How do you know? Because I did.
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You see?
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You didn't happen to get a picture of
yourself with that garden on, did you?
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Benny, what were you thinking?
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You're on probation.
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You know, I have taken crap from people
like that my whole life.
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They think Mexicans are all lazy or
they're criminals.
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In eighth grade, my teacher had her
wallet stolen, and my locker was the
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one they searched.
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Please tell me they didn't find it in
there.
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Hell no. All they found was a bottle of
scotch, which I paid for myself with my
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babysitting money.
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What if someone saw you? Nobody saw me.
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You're the neighborhood watch, and I had
to tell you that I did it.
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Do I want to hear this?
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Or should I leave now so I can pass the
lie detector test later?
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No, you can stay.
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If it has test in the name, you're
probably not going to pass it anyway.
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Max, your grandmother did something very
wrong. She went across the street and
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broke Mr. Sorkin's statue.
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Well, hold on, Angie. It's not that
simple. Yes, it is. She broke the law.
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Max,
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your grandma stood up for something she
believed in.
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Was it a crime for Rosa Parks to sit
where she wanted on the bus?
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Was it a crime for Cesar Chavez to
protest in the fields?
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Was it a crime for President Nixon to
sneak in the hotel and watch Deep
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George.
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That's not what happened.
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I'm pretty sure it was Nixon at the
Watercress Motel. George.
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You're making this all sound like your
mom did a good thing. It was vandalism.
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No, it wasn't, Angie. Look, I've seen my
mom smash a lot of things.
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Piggy banks, car windows, my hopes and
dreams.
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But this time, it was for justice. Mom,
I've never said this before, but I'm
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proud of you.
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Viva la raza!
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Weren't you afraid you'd get busted,
Grandma?
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Hell no!
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Because she was taking care of business,
Mac.
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Now Sorkin knows we're not going to take
it, and he's never going to mess with
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us again.
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Who's messing with you?
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A guy on the street put up a racist
statue, and Grandma took it out.
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It wasn't a Mexican sleeping in a
sombrero, was it?
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Yeah, why, you saw it? Just a minute
ago.
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He's putting two of them up now.
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One on either side of the burro.
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Well, now there's a burro.
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One more nighttime raid, and I bet we
get the bandito.
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This just proves he's a racist.
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And he needs to learn another lesson.
No.
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Benny already got lucky once. And if you
go, I swear, by all that is holy, we
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will have a fight that will make every
fight we've ever had seem like a little
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chat over tea.
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She'll get over it.
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I say when she goes to sleep, grab a
couple of baseball bats and head over
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there. This guy's not going to win. I'm
coming with you.
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Look, I appreciate it, Vic, but this
isn't your fight. Oh, I understand.
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Just know that I share your pain.
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The Cuban people and the Mexican people
have always stood side by side.
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When?
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Well, I guess at your wedding.
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That's the only time I can think of.
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Let this be a lesson to you, Max.
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There are certain things a Lopez man has
to do no matter what anyone else says.
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Then why don't you tell Mom?
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Because there are other things a low
-pass man likes to do and wants to keep
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doing them.
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Mama, wake up.
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What the hell took you so long?
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I was giving Angie a back rub to put her
to sleep, and she started talking to me
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about her day, and the next thing I
know, I was out.
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You made me wait so long that I dozed
off, too.
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George, we had a job to do and we fell
asleep.
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We're sleeping Mexicans.
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No, we're not.
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See, this is what racism does.
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It makes you feel guilty about sleeping.
Everybody sleeps at night.
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Hey.
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What are you doing outside? You're
supposed to be in bed.
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Dad, I've got to show you something.
It's so cool.
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Sanchez, come on in. Hey, George.
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Is your son home?
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Yeah, he's upstairs. Why?
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Well, I saw him running down the street.
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Then I drove Pat's organs out.
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Somebody smashed all the statues.
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I think it was Max.
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Give me a second.
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Can you do me a favor and let me handle
this? I'll make sure that Max pays for
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the statues.
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Look, George, you're my friend, so I'm
not going to turn him in.
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But next time, I might have to.
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It's not going to be a next time. I
appreciate it, Hector.
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All right, you got it.
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And don't worry about Sorkin.
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Apparently, your wife circulated a
pretty strongly worded letter that she
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to him, and it got the entire
neighborhood fired up enough to start a
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It's amazing how effective a letter can
be.
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You know, that was my idea. You know,
the pen is mightier than the source.
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Officer Sanchez?
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If you're here to get my uncle's
blessing to ask me out, do not bother.
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ask.
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I thought you were dating a fireman.
What is this, your salute to America's
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heroes?
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Uncle George, you're so funny. Now be
quiet.
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free Saturday.
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Do you want to go dancing?
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I always feel like people are judging
me.
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Let's just get a movie.
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See you, George. See you.
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Oh,
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you're up late.
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Well, Max, dude, something really stupid
and it's my fault for setting a bad
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example for him. Oh, really? I saw K
-Pad getting thrown at a sky bar.
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Yeah, well...
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I guess we both have important things to
think about.
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Relax. Officer Sanchez is gone.
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What did he say?
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Max, he saw you running. He knows you
broke the statues.
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Am I in trouble?
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No, he's going to let it go.
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Yes! We got Sorkin!
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Max, we didn't get anyone.
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When I saw you in that video...
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You look like a little thug, man. That's
not what I want for you.
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But you said there are things a Lopez
man has to do.
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And you didn't care when Grandma did it.
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Look, have a seat.
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I got caught up in the moment. I was
wrong.
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Max, I don't want you doing anything
that Grandma does.
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Smoking, drinking, identity theft.
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She stole someone's identity?
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Call her Joey Esparza and see if she
turns around.
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But you were proud of her.
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Is that why you did this?
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Because you thought I'd be proud of you?
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Look, I'm always going to be proud of
you.
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You said I wasn't helping the cause.
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Max, you want to know how you help the
cause?
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You get an education.
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You be successful so you can buy and
sell fools like Sorkin. Hey, that's how
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really change things.
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Wait a minute.
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You can't really buy people, can you?
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Like I said, Max, get an education.
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